American comic book Deadpool

He was originally a mercenary.

I somehow came to the world of American comic superheroes!

Inexplicably gained Deadpool’s abilities, and some potential for evolution!

Will he become a hero or a villain in the end?

Everything is in American Comics: Heroes or Villains

American comic book Deadpool
Chapter 001 Obtaining Deadpool Abilities
“Captain, it’s time to go. Stop reading your boring comics!” A member of Lu Fei’s mercenary team shouted helplessly.
Their captain is good in every way. He is very calm on the battlefield and takes good care of his teammates, but he has a hobby that is incomprehensible.
As international mercenaries, in addition to fighting on the battlefield, some people like to drink, go on vacation, or pick up girls after making money.
But their captain likes to read comics in his spare time, and he likes to read comics about American superheroes the most. It’s really weird!
But everyone has some special hobbies, as long as it doesn’t delay the completion of the task.
…
“bang!” A rocket flew towards them and instantly blew Lu Fei, who was guarding the rear, to pieces.
“team leader!”
This was the last voice Lu Fei heard. No! This is not it!
“You’ve always thought that my most interesting super soldier is just trash and a waste of power, so I’ll let you experience his life.
I also gave you a little extra gift, I hope you won’t let me down, hahahaha!!! Below is partytume!”
What happened? Wasn’t it because of the wrong intelligence that my team fell into the enemy’s trap and was forced to break out, and I was killed in the explosion while covering the rear? How come I’m still alive?
Pinching his arm, Lu Fei clearly felt the pain.
So he is not dead, but where is he now? There are blond and blue-eyed people everywhere, the bustling streets, and the buildings. It is obviously the United States that Lu Fei has visited before.
But why did everyone who saw him look as if they had seen a ghost? Some women even screamed and ran away!
What is going on here?
Although Lu Fei knew that he didn’t look very handsome and looked a little fierce because of the scars on his face from the battle, he wasn’t scary, right?
Lu Fei looked at his current face through the glass window of a shop on the street and was instantly shocked.
Oh my god! What the hell is this? A face where you can barely even see the facial features. This should never appear on a person.
He really could have directly played the evil Freddy in “A Nightmare on Elm Street”. He really didn’t need any makeup and could have just played himself.
Lu Fei realized something instantly, pulled up the collar of his coat to cover his horrible face as much as possible, and then quickly turned into an empty alley.
Looking at a New York Times newspaper discarded in the alley, and seeing the face again through a piece of broken glass.
Well! Lu Fei had to accept a cruel fact.
First, he really came to the United States, and came to the prosperous big city of New York.
But this is most likely not the United States of the original world, but the world in American comics full of superheroes and super criminals.
Second, he was really disfigured, so disfigured that even his mother couldn’t recognize him.
Then, was it really possible that he was accidentally given the ability of a superhero by some big shot in the universe?
Considering that there is such an ugly hero, who was looked down upon by him before, there is only one in the American superhero comics, and that is the bitch – Deadpool.
This guy was also a mercenary like Lu Fei, but he had no mercenary qualities at all, and he could only talk nonsense.
Lu Fei definitely despises a superhero who, after gaining superpowers, does not strive for progress and only acts like a jerk.
He slid his arm with the broken glass and found that although it bled a little, the wound healed instantly.
It seems that this is correct, and this is Deadpool’s greatest ability – the almost immortal regeneration ability.
What else? What other powerful abilities does Deadpool have?
It seems that when Lu Fei first read the comics about this guy, he was only busy despising the unprofessionalism and unreliability of this super mercenary, and didn’t pay much attention to his other abilities.
Does a powerful tongue-teasing skill count?
But Lu Fei is not that mean Deadpool, and he is not a very talkative person, so he does not have this ability.
Others, are you proficient in cold weapons and various modern weapons?
Lu Fei, who was previously an international mercenary and a special forces soldier, had already learned this skill a long time ago, and it didn’t seem to be anything special. It seemed that the rest still needed to be verified.
The first thing to consider now might be to find a way to repair his face, which is so damaged that even his parents can’t recognize it.
Although Lu Fei didn’t care much about his appearance, it took a lot of courage to go out with such a face.
No matter what you do, you will attract other people’s attention. This is not suitable for a peaceful daily life.
Don’t think that mercenaries only know how to fight and kill. After all, they are still human beings. They will always get tired, so they also need to rest.
Just like every superhero has another identity as an ordinary person, otherwise, it would be boring or crazy to always be a hero.
Lu Fei was inexplicably not killed in the explosion, inexplicably came to another world, and inexplicably gained the abilities of Deadpool.
I don’t know whether he will become a superhero or a super criminal next, but at least he has to survive in this world where crises and opportunities coexist.
Haha!!! Maybe it will be a very interesting thing.
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ActivityRegister as a Filo member and get 200 points![Register Now]Chapter 002: Seeing injustice, draw your sword to help (old version)
Lu Fei leaned against the wall and thought quietly. To be able to become the captain of a mercenary team, he was not just a muscular man who only thought about fighting and killing.
Although he also pursues exciting battles on the battlefield, he is still quite calm and clear-headed most of the time.
In daily life, impulse is the devil, which is probably just a saying, but on the battlefield, impulse can really make you meet the devil.
“What are you going to do?”
A somewhat childish boy’s voice suddenly came in.
“What are you doing? Boy, be smart and hand over all the cash and valuables you have, or don’t blame us for being rude to you!”
Then there was a sinister voice similar to that of a gangster.
“You, are you trying to rob? This is New York, and what you are doing is illegal!”
The boy continued speaking timidly but stubbornly.
“Haha! If you break the law, I am the law! Stop talking nonsense. If you don’t know what’s best for you, we will do it ourselves.”
Another vulgar voice sounded. It was obvious that the law had little deterrent effect on hooligans like them.
At most they would be arrested and imprisoned for a few days, which was of no use to people like them. After a few days, they would come out as “good men” again. The food in New York prisons seemed to be pretty good.
“You, what are you doing? Don’t touch my bag. I won’t give you the money, even if I have it!”
The boy resisted stubbornly.
However, these words and actions are indeed rather stupid when facing gangsters who are stronger and more numerous than oneself.
“Hello, everyone, can you please be quiet today and let someone else do the robbery?”
But it seems that the boy is not so unlucky today.
Although Lu Fei, who had just arrived in the mysterious world of New York, had his own guesses, he still needed to find someone to consult for more information.
For now, this silly-looking boy seems to be a good choice.
Look at this boy wearing a pair of black-framed glasses, short brown hair and a gray coat. He is a total nerd.
He will resist when facing bad guys. Although it seems a bit overestimating his own abilities, it shows that he is a guy with a strong sense of justice.
Therefore, Lu Fei, who had a good first impression of the boy, decided to help the weak and the weak.
Of course, more than that, he still wanted to test his current skills.
It was amazing that Lu Fei could hear every word of the conversation across such a long alley.
On the one hand, it shows that Lu Fei’s English level has inexplicably improved a lot, and on the other hand, it also shows that his current hearing ability is not at the level of an ordinary human being at all.
In addition, when Lu Fei ran over just now, he also felt that his running speed was definitely several times faster than before, and he was able to land silently.
Not only his explosive power, control, but also his body coordination are definitely many times better than before.
You have to understand that he used to be a special forces soldier, and later he became a very outstanding international mercenary, and he never stopped training himself.
Although his strength is not that of an inhuman being, his physical fitness is definitely one of the best among humans.
However, now, based on Lu Fei’s own simple human observations, his physical fitness is definitely beyond the known human scope.
Damn! This really is a world of superheroes!
So when there was a gangster who came to his doorstep to be used for testing, Lu Fei thought it would be better to make full use of him. At the same time, it would also be a pleasure to help others.
“Fuck! Where did this nosy guy come from? Have you been idle for too long?”
“You ugly fellow, you look so ugly that even your mother can’t recognize you, and yet you dare to come out and meddle in my business? You really want to die!”
The gang of thugs were also very unhappy. First they met a nerd who could resist, and now they met an ugly guy who meddles in other people’s business.
The key is that these two guys don’t look like they have much money, and it’s a thankless job, what a hassle!
Could it be that they didn’t check the almanac before going out today? Pah! Only those hooligans in Chinatown checked the almanac. It seems that God wants to mess with them today.
But there’s nothing to be afraid of. There are more of them, so it just takes more effort. I guess I’ll just have to kick them a few more times to vent my anger, and then go to the bar to have some fun at night!
It’s just that ideas are always beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
This is not only true for kind people, but also for evil punks.
There was no scene of a few thugs surrounding the ugly guy and beating him up. Instead, he was easily knocked down by the other party.
Even before he was strengthened, Lu Fei could easily deal with such small-time thugs, let alone now.
The only difference is that his physical fitness and brain reaction sensitivity have indeed become abnormal, which is what needs the most attention.
It’s not about how to beat the thugs, but not to hit them too hard and kill them.
Huh? Why does this rescued boy look familiar?
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Chapter 003 Peter Parker (Old Version)
“Wow!”
When the boy saw Lu Fei knock down the gangster who was about to rob him with just three punches and two kicks, he was so shocked that his previous frightened expression turned into excitement.
Then, when he saw Lu Fei’s horrible face, he instantly let out another scream of “Ah”.
I thought the boy would be frightened, but I didn’t expect…
“Oh! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Thank you! Hello, my name is Peter Parker, thank you for saving me! Thank you so much!”
After being shocked for a moment by Lu Fei’s ugly appearance, the boy unexpectedly returned to normal.
I don’t know if he remembered that it was Lu Fei who saved him. Otherwise, even if his life was not in danger, it would be inevitable that his valuables would be stolen and he would be beaten.
“ah!”
But who knew that Lu Fei’s expression was even more exaggerated than his, if we could tell anything about expression from that horrible face.
“Peter Parker? Oh my god, this is not Spider-Man’s name. No wonder this boy looks familiar to me.
He doesn’t seem to be much different from the version of Spider-Man played by Tobey Maguire. With glasses, he has a natural nerdy vibe.
But now this future Spider-Man is still threatened by a group of thugs, it seems that he has not yet obtained his spider superpowers. “
Lu Fei thought so without considering the feelings of Peter Parker on the opposite side. Could it be that while gaining Deadpool’s abilities, he would also be infected with his stupid mental state?
“Could this disfigured weirdo be taking his anger out on me? He just saved me. He must be a good person for doing such a brave thing.
But seeing how he beat those thugs, he was really cruel. Now they are still lying on the ground and can only groan. It must be very painful!
Oh my god, you’re not going to teach me a lesson just because you don’t like me? Those bastards in school always do that…”
Peter Parker looks dull, but his imagination is quite creative, and all kinds of messy thoughts appear in his mind at once.
It seems that this guy is indeed different, otherwise it would be impossible for him to become that invincible superhero with a big mouth after putting on the Spider-Man suit.
“Hello, I’m Lu Fei, aren’t you afraid of me?”
Lu Fei also stretched out his hand and shook hands with Peter Parker in a friendly manner. It seemed that he was quite happy to meet the future Spider-Man here.
“Afraid? Ah, no, not afraid. Ha! I mean, sir, although, although you look a little scary, you just saved me. You are a good person.
Uncle Ben taught me not to judge a person by his appearance, so you must have met with some misfortune.
But it doesn’t matter, God will not only give us bad luck, maybe good luck is waiting for us in the future, all we need is to be prepared to meet them. “
Peter Parker is really an optimistic, or rather a rough guy. He quickly got used to Lu Fei’s ugly appearance.
At first, I was a little hesitant when talking to Lu Fei face to face, but soon I could speak fluently.
Not only did she recover from the near-robbery incident today (perhaps because she had been bullied too much), she was even in the mood to comfort Lu Fei.
He is indeed a guy who can become a superhero like Spider-Man in the future, even though he is still a very weak boy now.
But having been well-informed by his uncle Ben since childhood, he has developed a kind and brave heart, which is the basis for becoming a superhero.
“Really? Maybe you are my lucky charm, young man, can you do me a favor?”
Lu Fei was basically certain that the very young and nerdy boy in front of him was the future superhero Spider-Man.
So he decided to settle down with Peter Parker. After all, what he had experienced today was a bit abrupt, and he needed to calm down and think about the next path.
“Ah! No! No, I mean you are so great! Is there anything I can do to help?”
As Peter Parker spoke, he carefully looked at the gangsters who were still lying on the ground, and said with some surprise that he couldn’t think of any way he could help Lu Fei.
“Young man, there are some things that cannot be accomplished with fists. For example, as you can see, I am not fit to walk on the street.
So do you have any good ideas to help me cover the wound on my face, such as making me a mask or something like that? It would be best if it is breathable, otherwise it will be very uncomfortable. “
Luffy smiled and told Peter Parker his thoughts.
This shouldn’t be a problem, after all, although Peter Parker is a nerd, he is a very good student.
And he has very good hands-on skills. The future Spider-Man suit and the amazing spider silk were all made by him at the beginning.
The boy also admires superheroes like Captain America very much. Before he had superpowers, he had fantasized about being able to help others like a superhero.
I guess he has already started preparing his own superhero suit, so it’s okay for me to borrow a helmet to use first!
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Chapter 004: The Talent of Mouth Cannon (Old Version)
“Wow! Mask, do you mean a superhero mask like Captain America’s? Do you want Captain America’s clothes? I have his collector’s edition clothes!
Cool! Sir, you are so awesome, are you going to be a superhero too? Wow! Sir, I can make you a full-body superhero costume.
What color do you think is better? Red, blue, green. I like red best. Besides being breathable, should the headband be able to absorb sweat?
The fabric material should be better, the ones I have don’t seem to fit well, but I can ask my friend Harry for help.
Yes, Harry, he is my good friend. You may not know that his father is the famous Norman Osborn, the CEO of Osborn Enterprises.
Harry is the heir to Osborn Enterprises. His family is very rich and owns a famous biotechnology company. He will definitely be able to help me get good materials.
Haha!!! That’s it, we can make some amazing costumes then, Harry should be very interested in this.
We have previously discussed whether Captain America is better or the recently popular Iron Man is better.
I like Captain America very much, he is exactly the superhero in my mind. No, he is a superhero, but it’s a pity that he is missing.
But Harry likes Iron Man more, saying that his iron armor is very handsome, and sir, do you know?
Iron Man is Tony Stark of Stark Industries. I never thought that such a playboy could become a superhero. I don’t like his lifestyle at all.
Yes, sir, do you need any more props?
I can be the best assistant, just like Batman and Robin. Although I am not good at martial arts, I am good at researching and making props, really!”
Peter Parker on the opposite side kept talking incessantly, no longer as cautious as before, and even his hands and feet began to move involuntarily.
This situation seemed to have brought him to the point of being in high spirits. His eyes were shining and he looked full of energy. He really was as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
And from Peter Parker’s words, Lu Fei also learned some things. It seems that this is really a world of superheroes.
Captain America, Iron Man, Batman and Robin, these are all real superheroes, but there seems to be no pattern in this timeline.
But what does it matter? Maybe it is a parallel dimension. Lu Fei, who is not a super academic master, doesn’t want to think about this problem too much.
Because what he needs to deal with first is the boy who keeps making a buzzing sound next to his ear. You really can’t judge a person by his appearance.
“OK, Peter, don’t get excited. I’m not planning on becoming a superhero. I just need you to help me hide the horrible look on my face.”
Lu Fei interrupted Peter Parker’s desire to continue. This guy seems to have an excessive sense of justice! Where is his introverted personality?
“Okay, fine. I’ll take you home first. If you plan to become a superhero, don’t forget to ask me to be your assistant. Really, I don’t want any money. It’s free!”
When Peter Parker heard Lu Fei’s words, he felt a little disappointed at first, but then he still didn’t give up and made another appointment in advance.
“OK!”
This time, Lu Fei agreed very readily, as he was afraid that Peter Parker would continue to pester him.
It seems that Spider-Man already had this talent for talking before he became a superhero, but…
Without the “spider vest”, he is still an introverted person.
Is this the evil part of cross-dressing? You can talk nonsense without restraint!
Afterwards, Lu Fei chatted with Peter Parker casually and left. No, it should be said that Peter Parker kept asking questions, and Lu Fei just responded casually.
Peter Parker is a completely rebellious teenager who suddenly encounters an abrupt performance from a hero that makes him feel very cool and awesome.
Maybe it was because his parents left him very early, but Uncle Ben taught him to be generous and kind, which made him have a simple nature.
However, there is no one in his life who can play the role of a father and teach him to be strong and fight, so he particularly admires those seemingly invincible superheroes.
However, it seems to feel pretty good to be admired by the future Spider-Man.
Inadvertently, a smile appeared on Lu Fei’s lips, but it was accompanied by an apologetic look on his face.
“Ah!” A woman nearby who accidentally saw Lu Fei’s weird smile was so scared that she ran away.
This scene made Lu Fei feel quite helpless and extremely embarrassed. He really just wanted to laugh and didn’t mean to scare anyone!
“Hahaha!!!”
And Peter Parker, who had been a little afraid of his dignity before, now laughed heartlessly. It seemed that he had been with Lu Fei for some time.
In addition, Peter Parker himself is a big-hearted (bold-minded) type, so now he is not afraid of Lu Fei and is even in the mood to tease him.
However, Peter Parker, who was kind-hearted by nature, couldn’t help but quicken the pace of taking Lu Fei home. He was afraid that Lu Fei would scare someone again, and he also didn’t want Lu Fei to continue walking in such an awkward manner.
Chapter 005 Parker Family (Old Version)
“Uncle Ben, I’m back!”
Soon they arrived at Peter Parker’s current home, a small house in Forest Hills, Queens, New York. The house was really not big at all.
Obviously, as he lived with his uncle and aunt, his family conditions were not good. After all, they only relied on the meager income of his uncle Ben Parker to make ends meet.
This is also why after Ben Parker encountered misfortune, Peter Parker, as Spider-Man, needed to go to school while fighting criminals.
The busiest thing is that he still has to keep doing odd jobs, and even takes photos of himself as Spider-Man as extra income.
“Peter, you’re back. How are you today? Are you doing well?”
Hearing Peter Parker coming back, his aunt May Parker stopped cleaning the house and asked about his day with a smile on her face.
“Aunt Mei, it’s great! Today is such a great day! I got full marks on my test again, and the teacher praised me!”
Peter Parker put his bag on the sofa first and answered very happily.
His uncle Ben Parker was sitting in a chair reading a newspaper with reading glasses, but when he heard Peter Parker’s answer, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
It can be seen that this man, although not good at expressing emotions and a bit old-fashioned and strict, is also proud to have such a smart and kind child.
Hi! Parker family!
Only Lu Fei, as an outsider, knows their situation better, not to mention Peter Parker.
This guy has always had very good grades and can be said to be a genius, but he looks like a nerd, so those poor students look down on him and he is often bullied by his classmates in school.
If it wasn’t for Lu Fei just now, he would have almost been robbed by the gangsters again, and he might have been taught a lesson. It seems that he is a trouble attractor.
Where does this great thing come from?
In addition, through his newly acquired super hearing, before Lu Fei came in, he heard Peter’s Uncle Ben and Aunt May were still worried about being laid off.
Obviously Ben Parker is old and can’t keep up with the modern trend of rapid development, so it is normal for him to be laid off.
But for the Parker family, who were already financially strapped, this news was devastating.
Previously, Ben Parker was complaining that a senior technician like him with 35 years of experience would be laid off.
Capitalist society is really too ruthless. Those fat-headed bosses are all bastards and have no humanity at all.
Now, Ben Parker is reading the newspaper silently, actually searching for a new job, but most of the current technical jobs require the use of computers.
For Ben Parker, who is old-school and not very good at using computers, it is really a headache. He can’t find a job that suits him and pays well.
However, the moment Peter Parker walked in, his uncle and aunt immediately ended their unpleasant discussion.
They obviously didn’t want to bring the pressure of life to Peter Parker, a child they loved deeply, who was still in high school.
Being friendly and caring towards each other, there will be white lies, but always thinking more about the family, is this the warmth of family?
Looking at the loving Parker family, Lu Fei, an orphan, felt a very warm atmosphere in this small and even somewhat simple house.
“Peter, you brought your friends back?”
Ben Parker suddenly noticed Lu Fei who came back with Peter Parker, raised his head from reading the newspaper, and asked.
Then he saw Lu Fei’s unrecognizable face and was frightened for a moment, but quickly calmed down.
It seems that although Ben Parker is an ordinary person, his experience may not be so ordinary.
After all, Peter Parker’s parents are not an ordinary couple. To be able to entrust their son to someone else, Ben Parker must have had some interactions with Peter’s parents.
Maybe he knows some deeper things about the world that ordinary people shouldn’t know.
In addition, Ben Parker is now at an age where he is not easily surprised by praise or criticism, so he was able to calm down quickly.
“He, this, I, that…”
But when faced with Ben Parker’s question, Peter Parker didn’t know what to say.
Before, he was determined to repay Lu Fei for saving him, and when he heard that Lu Fei wanted his help, as a young man, he brought Lu Fei back without saying a word without thinking.
But now, Peter Parker was obviously at a loss as to how to tell Uncle Ben and Aunt May what happened before.
Should I tell the truth? Knowing that I was robbed, they must be worried, so what should I say?
Just when Peter Parker was hesitating, Lu Fei stepped out first, still trying to cover his horrible face, then brewed his tone and said:
“Hello, sir, my name is Lu Fei, I had some accidents before, and then I became like this.
The kind Peter said he could make me a mask to cover my face, so I won’t bother you for long, don’t worry!
Chapter 006 The Kind Parker Family (Old Version)
“Young man, it’s unfortunate, but it doesn’t matter. You can sit down and make yourself at home.”
After listening to Lu Fei’s story, Ben Parker felt that Lu Fei had no ill intentions. Being a kind-hearted person, he did not dig into the matter. After all, everyone has secrets that they don’t want others to know.
When Maypark heard that a guest was coming, he stopped preparing dinner and turned around to see Lu Fei’s unrecognizable face.
This kind woman was not frightened at first, but…
“Oh! my child, what a wretched misfortune has befallen you! How miserable it must be! How heartbreaking it is!”
Peter’s Aunt May did not step back. Instead, she came to Lu Fei and gave him a big hug, hoping to make him feel the warmth of the world.
Uh, okay, now it’s Lu Fei’s turn to be scared.
He had never thought that Peter’s Aunt May would behave like this. Wouldn’t ordinary people be scared away when they saw him in such a horrible state? Just like those people he met on the road.
Moreover, as a mercenary in the past, he had often fought against life and death, almost hovering between life and death, but he really liked this exciting feeling.
In addition, he is not the kind of person who is keen on getting drunk and having fun in his free time, so it is rare for him to have such close contact with others.
Although he could easily push the old woman away with a little effort, he seemed to have no strength left at this moment.
Not only did he lose his super powers after acquiring Deadpool’s abilities, but he couldn’t even use his previous strength as a strong man, or he didn’t dare to use it.
“Aunt Mei, you scared Lu Fei!”
It was Peter Parker who noticed Lu Fei’s predicament. He didn’t expect that the man could easily deal with a few thugs with knives.
The fact that he seemed so helpless in the face of his Aunt May’s hug made Peter Parker believe that Lu Fei was a good person, a good person who would not hurt others too much.
Of course, Lu Fei didn’t know whether he was a good person or not, but even as a mercenary, he had his own principles and never killed those who did not resist.
This may be the last bottom line of his conscience. As long as no one offends me, I will not offend anyone. If someone offends me…
If there is no bottom line of conscience, then what is the difference between humans and beasts.
May Parker seemed to sense Lu Fei’s stiff body and knew that she was too excited and her actions were a little too intimate.
But she didn’t feel any regret. Aunt Mei always believed that people who were unfortunate should be given warmth and encouragement.
She let go of Lu Fei, patted the tall Lu Fei on the shoulder, and said softly:
“My child, don’t worry, misfortune will pass, and since you met Peter, it was fate.
No matter what, don’t leave in a hurry, have dinner at my house first, my cooking skills are very good.”
After saying that, she turned around and continued to prepare dinner regardless of Lu Fei’s objection. However, this time, she prepared one more portion, which was for Lu Fei.
At dinner, Ben Parker asked more questions about Lu Fei’s condition. Obviously, compared with the simple Peter and the sentimental Aunt May, Uncle Ben was relatively cautious.
Lu Fei had no choice but to use the most powerful trick of a time traveler – pretending to have amnesia.
He could only say that his name was Lu Fei, and that he was probably from China, and the rest…
Ahhhh!!! My head hurts so much, I just remember that I seemed to be involved in some plan at the end, and then I woke up in such a horrible state.
Uncle Ben only asked a few questions, but when he heard that Lu Fei had lost his memory and what plan he was participating in, he didn’t want to ask any more questions.
Some things, perhaps it is better to know less.
The sentimental Aunt May felt deeply sympathetic and sad for Lu Fei’s misfortune. Only Peter Parker seemed very interested in the plan.
The curiosity of young people!
But he didn’t dare ask too much in front of Uncle Ben and Aunt May, so he could ask secretly in private.
After learning that Lu Fei had lost his memory and had no place to stay, the kind-hearted Parker family decided to let Lu Fei live in their home temporarily.
Originally, Lu Fei and Peter Parker were to live in the same room, because there really were no other bedrooms in their house, and there were only two rooms upstairs.
One was for Uncle Ben and Aunt May, and the other was for Peter Parker.
Now that there is one more person, it is really difficult to assign the tasks, so Lu Fei has to bear with it and squeeze in with Peter Parker.
Peter Parker welcomed this very much. He really wanted to know more about the deeds of this mysterious and powerful Lu Fei. It felt like he had come across a superhero prequel.
In addition, only by building good relationships can he have a chance to become the assistant of the emerging superhero!
But this time Lu Fei rejected their kindness and chose to sleep on the sofa downstairs.
Because he still had a lot of things to deal with, and these things were obviously difficult to deal with during the day, and were things that the kind Parker family should not be exposed to.
Chapter 007 Deadpool Spirit (Old Version)
The moon is dark and the wind is strong, and the murder is going on!
No, how could such a kind person like me kill people? Killing people is so cruel!
At most, they would break their limbs or accidentally break a few ribs, and then make those bad guys who come out at night to do bad things lie in the hospital for a few months.
Lu Fei showed a smile under the mask that he thought was friendly, but fortunately he was wearing a mask.
Otherwise, it will definitely scare people to death. Even if it doesn’t scare people to death, it will be bad to scare the flowers and plants.
So, if you are ugly, don’t go out wandering around. It doesn’t matter at night, and it will be even less of a problem if you can wear a mask!
This mask is really good, the material is really good.
It releases heat, is breathable, and absorbs sweat without affecting your breathing, and it also comes with a pair of glasses, so it doesn’t affect your vision at all.
The most important thing is that it is very easy to wash. You don’t need to use detergent. Just soak it in water and rub it with your hands.
As expected of Parker’s classmate, the high-grade material that Harry, the young master of Osborn, brought over was said to be some high-tech nano or something.
Please forgive Lu Fei for his lack of education and the fact that he has no idea about it. Even though he heard the top student Peter Parker talk about it, he still couldn’t remember it. Anyway, it was very advanced stuff.
The only bad thing is, damn, the style of this mask is exactly the same as the one that Spider-Man will wear later, and it’s the original version that hasn’t been upgraded. It’s really ugly.
Fortunately, he did not listen to Peter Parker’s request and put on his tights which was no different from the Spider-Man suit except that there was no spider.
Otherwise, it’s really ugly, ugly, ugly! I have to say it three times!
Waiting at the place where the gangsters were preparing to make a deal, Lu Fei, who had nothing to do, was bored and his mind was full of random thoughts.
This guy doesn’t seem to realize that while he gained Deadpool’s superpowers, his spirit was also infected to a certain extent by Deadpool’s idiocy.
But what does it matter for someone who has a superpower that makes him almost immortal, but whose sensitivity is enhanced N times?
If I didn’t have some Ah Q spirit, every time I was hit, the pain would be beyond that of ordinary people, and I would definitely not be able to bear it.
Lu Fei felt this deeply. The pain he felt before was just like being bitten by a mosquito, but now it was almost like being stabbed by a small knife.
Not to mention the moment when the bullet pierced through my body. It was so painful that I almost died. It was a pain that is unimaginable for humans.
Some people say that human pain can be divided into ten levels. The lightest is the pain of being bitten by a mosquito, and the heaviest is the pain of labor when your mother gave birth to you.
Well, now that Lu Fei goes out to fight, he has to endure the pain of childbirth almost every time.
The only thing to be happy about is that as he masters his super physical fitness, his movements become more and more flexible, and the chance of getting injured is getting smaller and smaller.
On the other hand, he also discovered something even more bizarre.
Although the injured area could not be seen with the naked eye, he could clearly feel that there seemed to be an extra layer of protective film, and his muscles and bones became stronger.
The same degree of damage seems to be difficult to achieve the original effect.
Is this the self-evolution of the human body? Does Deadpool also have this ability?
But never mind, it should be a good thing anyway. Lu Fei, who seems to have acquired a lot of Deadpool’s stupid spirit, is quite optimistic.
“Here we go! Pay attention, it’s party time!”
Looking at the gangsters from both sides entering the venue with real guns and ammunition to prepare for the transaction, Lu Fei’s heart was filled with joy.
Hey hey!!! Guns over here, cash over there, yeah, both are things I like!
He shook the two Desert Eagles that he had bought with the money he earned from robbery, and checked the two Tang swords behind him.
Although it is quite sharp, the material is not good enough. It seems that I need to buy two better knives when I have the chance. How can a man be so good?!
He was wearing all black but a red hood, holding two Desert Eagles in his hands and two Tang swords on his back.
This look is really out of place and seems quite similar to Deadpool, the guy with the “unshakable figure”.
No, I have to change my look next time. How can I be similar to that “Bu Yao Bi Lian” guy? Even if it’s similar, it’s not okay!
This was Lu Fei’s thought as he jumped off the container.
Then……
Our teachers have taught us since we were young that we should concentrate on doing things. Only by doing it with wholehearted attention can we do things well. If we are distracted, we will definitely not be able to do things well.
As a result, Lu Fei made such a mistake.
He was supposed to make a Batman-like super cool appearance, and he even prepared an extra cape that would cause trouble during battle.
But I didn’t expect that when I jumped down, I didn’t pay attention and stepped on a stone with one foot, and then…
My ankle was sprained, and it was sprained so beautifully!
Ouch! ~ Really, “It hurts, it hurts,” under the effect of overly sensitive pain nerves, Lu Fei immediately began to hold his feet and cry out in pain.
Chapter 008: Fighting Gangsters (Old Version)
What an asshole, why do they have to trade in such a dark container terminal? Why not find a brighter place, drink tea, chat, and then do business?
Lu Fei’s heart was filled with malice.
“Fuck! Who the hell are you?”
The gangsters who were preparing to make a deal over there were immediately attracted by Lu Fei’s voice. While asking questions, countless guns were pointed at Lu Fei who was rubbing his feet.
“Oh! Brothers, don’t be nervous, I’m just here to hang out, I went to the wrong set, sorry, you guys continue, don’t worry about me, I’m leaving now!”
“Asshole! Who the hell are you?”
A man who looked like a small gang leader stood up and asked Lu Fei angrily. It seemed that the transaction was interrupted and the small leader was very unhappy.
Think about it, if you complete this task, you might be able to be promoted to a cadre and take up the position of branch director.
Then you will get a promotion and a raise, become the general manager, the CEO, marry a beautiful and rich woman, and reach the peak of your life.
But a guy dressed like an idiot showed up out of nowhere to mess things up. How could this make him happy?
As you can imagine, he was as unhappy as if he suddenly found out there was no toilet paper when he went to the toilet. He felt very, very, very uncomfortable.
“Ha! Jack, you don’t know me. You were not like this before.
When you used to watch the moon with me, you called me Sweetie! Now the new one is better than the old one, but you ask me who I am?
Do you still want Bilian? You are so heartless, so cruel, and so unreasonable! Humph! I hate you! “
Lu Fei put down his foot, which was no longer painful, and couldn’t help but feel playful.
The good thing about super regenerative ability is that the pain comes quickly and goes away quickly, and you will be back to normal as soon as the pain is over.
However, the little leader that Lu Fei was talking about at this moment felt as if a thousand divine beasts, alpacas, were running through his heart.
The little boss on the opposite side is actually called Jack. This name is quite common in the United States, and… this is really an unfortunate and sad story.
The gang members nearby also looked at the little leader Jack with strange eyes. Could it be that this guy likes men?
Or the cross-dressing guy across the street?
The taste is really strong. No wonder this little leader always says he has something to do when they go out to have fun. So that’s it! I suddenly feel like I have discovered the truth!
“No, it’s not what you think, fuck!”
The little leader originally wanted to explain a few words, but he found that people around him were looking at him with more and more surprise, and some even quietly took two steps away from him.
It makes him, a straight man who likes men but loves women, seem like a gay. Is this really something that my uncle can tolerate, and can my aunt tolerate? It’s really unbearable.
“Bang!”
The small leader fired decisively, intending to kill Lu Fei to prove his innocence, while the other gangsters were not polite to Lu Fei who had intruded.
Suddenly, the originally quiet container terminal was filled with gunfire.
“I hide, I hide, I hide, hide, hide!”
Unfortunately, Lu Fei, who has mastered super vision and super agility, has already reached the level where he can dodge bullets. Of course, those are just ordinary pistols.
Oh my god, why did that guy take out a submachine gun? Where was the battle with pistols that we were supposed to have?
Brother, are you kidding me? With the firing rate of the submachine gun, you will be shot into a hornet’s nest.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Lu Fei quickly hid in the pile of containers behind him.
Just kidding, he has a strong regenerative ability, but it hurts a lot when he gets hit. Also, if he gets crippled, it won’t be able to recover quickly.
Moreover, in the complex pile of containers, it seems more suitable for him to fight against a group of people alone.
“Go, kill this bastard for me.”
The gangsters who were originally preparing for a deal seemed to have reached a consensus. No matter what, they had to get rid of Lu Fei, the troublemaker, first.
But who is afraid of whom?
The narrow pile of containers is obviously a good place for Lu Fei to perform.
Haha!!! I saw that bastard who pointed a submachine gun at me just now.
Relying on his uncanny skills, he sneaked up behind him without anyone noticing, jumped off the top of the container, and killed the burly man with the submachine gun with one knife.
Then he put the knife back, picked up his submachine gun, stood still, and “hello!” started shooting at the group of gangsters in front of him.
“Ta-ta-ta…” It really feels great to kill people with a submachine gun. One person can definitely beat ten people.
However, Lu Fei would not dare to do this before. The recoil of a submachine gun is extremely strong, and using it too much would hurt your hands.
But now that he has super recovery abilities, he doesn’t worry about this problem. It seems like it’s so cool to cheat!
I don’t know when to pick up a heavy machine gun and use it, like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie, or Sylvester Stallone in “First Blood”.
Showing off his muscular body, he held a heavy machine gun and happily fired at a group of enemies in front of him!
That feeling, yeah!!! It should be even better! Just thinking about it makes me want to cum non-stop!
But no matter what I think, I should kill all the gangsters in front of me first.
Chapter 009 Encounter with Little Lolita (Old Version)
After finishing his YY, Lu Fei threw away the submachine gun that had run out of bullets, and then pulled out two machetes…
Uh, no, it’s Tang Dao, he shouted and rushed towards the remaining gang members who were hiding in the corner of the container to avoid his sons.
He really raised his sword and slashed it down. With his left hand, he hit the opponent’s neck. With his right hand, he hit the opponent’s abdomen. Blood splattered three feet away.
Uh, the knife is stuck in your neck, sir, your neck is really hard.
It doesn’t matter. He pulled out his Desert Eagle and fired a shot at a guy who was aiming at him not far away.
Ouch! Not bad! A perfect headshot.
I chop, chop, chop! I bang, bang, bang!
In a short time, all the gangsters here were killed by Lu Fei. The speed was as fast as cutting melons and vegetables.
Just being splattered with blood is a bit of a headache. If Peter and the others find me when I go back, I’ll probably be scared to death.
It seems that I need to find a place with water to wash first.
Yes, this is a container terminal, and there’s a beach nearby. So when the time comes, we can just jump into the sea with our clothes on and take a swim. It’s perfect!
Lu Fei, who had previously complained about why gangsters were doing business in such a dark container terminal, now felt that this place was pretty good, at least it had some good points.
No wonder so many gangsters like to trade in places like this.
Um, that’s not right. The gangsters just now were not conducting a transaction between two sides.
Now I should have killed only one side of the people, so where did the rest go?
Somewhere else? Or did he run away with the things?
That wouldn’t do. Tonight’s cash and guns were his long-planned prey. How could he let them get away?
Lu Fei was planning to finish this big deal and then end his journey of making money by cheating other gangs in New York. He had made enough money anyway, and it would be easy for him to be targeted if he continued.
In addition, after dealing with Peter Parker’s issue in a while, Lu Fei felt that he should embark on a journey to restore his handsome face.
Otherwise, it would be very uncomfortable to be unable to face people all the time. In the past, as mercenaries, they were not sure about the future after today, so they didn’t dare to fall in love.
Now that I have such powerful abilities, it’s time to find a beautiful girlfriend, but I still have to heal my face first.
Well, in this age where looks matter, appearance is still very important.
While thinking about it, he took back the Tang sword and inserted it, and filled the Desert Eagle with bullets.
Although he has become a little eccentric due to the influence of Deadpool’s idiot, Lu Fei’s qualities as a mercenary are still very strong.
Men need to be this strong!
He strolled back to the place where the two gangs had previously traded.
Aha! Lu Fei discovered that there was something wrong here too.
There were dead bodies all over the ground, and they were probably the gangsters from the other side.
What did I see following Lu Fei? What was this?
There was actually a small guy and a big guy preparing to load the cash and guns into the car. Is it possible to do this?
“Hey! You two, this is my prey. You just took it away without even asking me, its owner. Isn’t that a bit too much?”
Looking closely at the other person, he was also dressed in disguise. It seemed that he was of the same kind as me. Was he also out to rob other gangs?
Therefore, Lu Fei did not take action first. Based on the principle of courtesy before force, he greeted the two guys opposite.
However, unexpectedly, after hearing Lu Fei’s greeting, the short and tall guy on the opposite side looked at each other.
Then the little guy let out a soft roar and rushed over. What kind of magical development was this?
When the other party came closer, Lu Fei looked more carefully.
Ha! This is not a short person, but a little girl, or more accurately, a little Lolita.
He has short bright purple hair, a black eye mask, a black and purple tights, and holds a special weapon with blades on both ends.
Wow! This little girl looks cute, but also very violent.
Lu Fei discovered that the other party was actually a cute little loli. He underestimated her and was thrown into a panic by her.
The little Loli used the weapon very well and her movements were swift, with each strike going straight to Lu Fei’s vital points. It was obvious that she had undergone a long period of training.
And because of his small stature, his movements were completely different from those of the average adults that Lu Fei had dealt with before, so it was a little difficult to deal with him.
More importantly, looking at the equipment and the appearance of the little loli, Lu Fei seemed to remember who this was.
Not those mainstream superheroes, because mainstream superheroes basically don’t kill people, and they won’t kill the opponent even if they beat him half to death.
I would rather lock up the villains and wait for them to come out and cause trouble than just kill them and be done with it just to save trouble.
But this is a very interesting loli hero, and she doesn’t seem to be a hero, because her and her father’s purpose is just revenge, and they really kill people without blinking an eye.
But, never mind, I’m just a bunch of these cute lolis!
Chapter 010 Hit-Girl and Big Daddy (Old Version)
“Hey! Hit-Girl, we’re in the same group. I mean no harm to you, so don’t do it! I say, don’t do it. If you do it again, I’ll fight back!”
Obviously, Lu Fei’s words were of no use to Hit-Girl who was fighting with him, although this little loli had first-class killing skills.
But she is still a child after all. To her, this kind of killing is more like a game. As long as the opponent has not fallen, the game is not over yet.
Oh my god, I really don’t know what her dad is thinking, he’s absolutely out of his mind!
Well, just when Lu Fei was dealing with Hit-Girl’s attack and criticizing Hit-Girl’s father, Big Daddy, Big Daddy taught him a severe lesson.
With a “bang” of a shot, the gun that Big Dad had modified himself had a much higher firing rate and power than the original one.
Although Big Dad’s skills have passed their peak due to his age, his marksmanship is still quite impressive.
In particular, the cooperation between him and his daughter Hit-Girl was very tacit. This shot went through the gap in Hit-Girl’s attack and directly hit Lu Fei’s chest.
This shooting skill and the coordination are definitely hitting the heart. Lu Fei will give them a full score.
“Ah! You shot me!”
In order to give some face, Lu Fei also cooperated and fell to the ground, but this posture, with his butt facing the sky, was indeed a bit coquettish.
The funniest thing is that when Hit-Girl saw Lu Fei like this, she kicked Lu Fei’s butt with great interest, as if she was very surprised why he fell to the ground in such a posture.
Hit-Girl and her father have used this kind of cooperation to kill those tough opponents many times, but it seems that none of them died in this way?
“I said, I’m already cooperating, please stop kicking my butt, okay? Little girl, if you keep kicking me, your anus will hurt!”
Finally, Lu Fei had to turn around and say something.
“Ah! Ah!”
Hit-Girl discovered that Lu Fei was clearly hit in the chest by her big daddy, and his heart was clearly broken, but why didn’t he die?
Lu Fei’s performance obviously exceeded Hit-Girl’s understanding of her 13-year lifespan. How could he survive being shot?
“I say, can you please stop stabbing me with your weapon? It won’t kill me, but it will hurt!”
In order to show that he had no ill intentions, Lu Fei stood up again but did not pull out the Desert Eagle to fight back.
Instead, he held Hit-Girl’s weapon with his hand, as she continued to stab him in the chest without killing him, and spoke helplessly.
This time, Hit-Girl was really dumbfounded, and Big Dad over there also saw the situation here.
The more experienced Big Dad is obviously more knowledgeable than the loli Hit-Girl. He stopped Hit-Girl from continuing to attack Lu Fei.
Then Big Dad tried to speak in a softer tone:
“Dude, who the hell are you? A mutant? An invincible power?”
However, the big dad, who was wearing a black armor similar to Batman, seemed quite stiff even with his gentle tone.
It seems that this guy is not the type who is good at communicating with others, or compared to being able to solve problems with fists, he doesn’t want to communicate with his mouth.
But this time they seem to have met a tough opponent, if it is an immortal mutant like Wolverine.
If the other party had malicious intentions, then the chances of him and his daughter surviving were very slim.
Although the eldest father himself has undergone very rigorous training, he also strictly trains his daughter and is considered a very powerful figure among humans.
But that is only within the scope of humans. Mutants clearly go beyond the scope of humans.
Ordinary mutants are not threatening at all, and can even be regarded as just weird people, but the powerful ones are simply a group of people who can fight alone.
Big Dad doesn’t care about his own life. He is more worried about his daughter’s life and the unfinished revenge on the gang boss.
So Big Daddy calmly blocked Hit-Girl behind him, using a secret code that only the two of them could understand.
He signaled to Hit-Girl to retreat first if she had the chance, and he would be responsible for covering her rear.
Hit-Girl also received the secret signal from her father, but she was just a little girl after all. When facing a strong enemy, her first thought was definitely not to protect herself and retreat.
All I could think about was how to kill this weird guy in front of me who could survive being shot. Maybe using incendiary bombs would be enough.
But the incendiary bomb is in the car. Yes, we should first find a way to retreat into the car, and then use the heavy weapons in the car to kill this cockroach-like immortal guy.
Lu Fei, who had rich combat experience, immediately saw the intentions of the two people in front of him. He did not answer Big Dad’s question.
Because to be honest, Lu Fei himself couldn’t figure out his own situation. Was he a mutant, a cyborg, or a bionic man…
But these are not the point. Anyway, he is not a strong racist. As long as he is strong enough, nothing else matters.
Chapter 011 Big Dad’s Thoughts (Old Version)
Facing Hit-Girl and Big Daddy’s little tricks, Lu Fei spread his hands and said in a very relaxed and happy manner:
“You two, I have no ill will towards you. In fact, our goals are similar, both of which are to crack down on the underworld, but I can’t give all the rewards to you.
I’m not very interested in guns, and I won’t make much money selling them on the black market, so you can take them away, but I have a use for the cash, so I can’t give it to you.
I guess the value of those guns is about the same as cash. You should have some connections. We can split it 50-50, half for you and half for me. It’s good for you, good for me, and good for everyone.”
“Why?”
Before the big daddy over there opened his mouth, the little loli and the impatient Hit-Girl objected first.
“Little girl, I killed half of the gangsters who were doing business tonight, otherwise you wouldn’t have it so easy here!
And, man, I know you guys are in trouble with a gangster, so if you need any help, you can call me.
As long as the price is right, I will help you! My side job is a mercenary, I have a big penis, I am good at sex and I am not clingy, the quality is absolutely guaranteed.
I believe you have also seen my ability and strength. I have no ill will towards you. It is always better to have more friends than more enemies.
Also, here’s a piece of advice for you: it’s cool to do this kind of work with a child, but it’s best to be more careful.
If you encounter any unfortunate things, I hope you can hold on. I wish you good luck! “
Lu Fei spoke incoherently, because he didn’t remember much about the story about Hit-Girl, it seemed that Big Dad was in danger later.
Then Big Daddy died, and Hit-Girl was left to continue living strong alone with her police guardian Marcus.
Oh, no! This is such a sad story. A little girl who is not even an adult, first lost her mother, and then lost her father who depended on her for everything. It is so tragic!
However, Lu Fei did not intend to interfere too much. He planned to help Peter Parker because the Parker family was very kind and treated him well, so he had to repay their kindness.
And while helping Peter Parker, Lu Fei also has his own plans, which may make him stronger.
But Hit-Girl and Big Daddy attacked him as soon as they met. Not only did they shoot him, they also stabbed him several times with a knife. The key point was that there was absolutely no benefit for them.
If it weren’t for the fact that Hit-Girl is so cute, I would have twisted his head off.
“Okay, Hit-Girl, go give him the money.”
Looking at Lu Fei’s flawed and nonchalant look, Big Dad finally made a wise decision. This man is a typical ruthless person who doesn’t talk much.
Facing such a strange opponent, he really wasn’t sure, and what Lu Fei said made sense, they didn’t have much conflict of interest.
Compared to a life-and-death battle with Lu Fei, which might result in unimaginable harm, losing some money is not a problem.
If you lose money, you can earn it back. In any case, there are countless gangsters in the big city of New York, and gangster-on-gangster business is a very promising business.
In addition, Big Dad has also received some news recently.
In the past few days, a powerful guy wearing a red mask and black clothes appeared on the streets of New York at night. He specialized in robbing other gangs.
It looks like it’s the guy in front of him. Since they all have problems with gangsters, there might be a chance for cooperation.
To be honest, despite constantly cracking down on gangsters, they hope to find an opportunity to deal with their enemy, the drug lord, Frank D’Amico.
But as a father, every time I see Hit-Girl charging into battle and killing gangsters.
Although he kept telling himself in his heart that this was to give his daughter the skills to protect herself, it was also for revenge.
However, the eldest father was really worried that something might happen to his daughter. If she failed at any time, he would regret it.
So now, whenever Big Daddy goes on a mission with Hit-Girl, he almost never rushes to the front. He always stays behind and carefully ensures Hit-Girl’s safety.
However, the gangsters are extremely powerful, and the whereabouts of the drug lord are even harder to find, and the other party has never relaxed his protection of himself.
Big Dad and his friends felt like they had no idea where to start against the hedgehog, so they were in desperate need of finding some helpers to aid them in their revenge.
However, there are too few people who have the courage and ability and share the same ideals as them, which makes Big Dad very distressed.
And this somewhat weird man in uniform in front of him seemed to be a good target.
Because Lu Fei actually killed many gangsters, he was basically not a spy sent by the other side, and he did not have much ill will towards them.
A lot of gains and losses were running through Big Dad’s mind, but Hit-Girl, who had gone to the car to get the money, hurried over.
“Big Dad, the police are coming! Let’s retreat quickly!”
Hit-Girl said anxiously to Big Daddy as she ran.
Chapter 012 Naughty Child (Old Version)
What’s going on? Are they not afraid of a bunch of vicious gangsters, but are scared when facing a group of policemen with pistols?
Totally illogical?
But in a flash, Lu Fei figured out the reason.
It seems that the eldest father used to be a police officer. Although he was framed and sent to prison, he still has some connections in the police station.
It would be really embarrassing to meet him at this time wearing such strange clothes.
On the other hand, as a costumed hero, I always dislike facing people like the police.
Although ordinary police officers are not difficult to deal with, once the police are mobilized, it is equivalent to mobilizing the state apparatus.
This is New York, the financial center of the United States, not the chaotic Gotham City with its high crime rate.
Once things get out of hand, the special forces will be here in minutes, and maybe even the most troublesome SHIELD will come knocking on the door.
So in order to avoid this unnecessary trouble, it is better not to be seen by the police. This is also an unspoken rule between cosplayers and the police.
“Hey! Dude, do you want to leave with us?”
However, unexpectedly, when Hit-Girl and the others were preparing to evacuate, Big Daddy called Lu Fei to leave with them.
“Um, you called me?”
Lu Fei was quite surprised. They had just had a fight, right? Why did they suddenly ask him to leave with them?
Did they find a place to come back for the second time? Or did they find helpers from other places to fight him together?
But what does it matter? Lu Fei, who is very skilled and brave, doesn’t care about these things. After all, it is very difficult for him to die now.
Besides, the night is still long and I am full of energy now, so I should be able to find something interesting to do.
So, he threw the bag of money into the trunk of Big Dad’s car, and Lu Fei sat in the back seat of the car without a care.
“OH! Big Dad, why did you let this annoying guy come with us? And he’s sitting in the back seat, so annoying!”
Hit-Girl, who was sitting in the back seat of the car with Lu Fei, said very unhappily. It’s not that she didn’t like Lu Fei following them.
After all, in the eyes of this little loli, Lu Fei is still a very interesting person.
However, since Lu Fei occupied the space in the back row, she could no longer play happily by herself, such as practicing with a butterfly knife or playing with guns.
Now, with this person around, she had no room to display her abilities, so she complained to her eldest dad. This was more of a daughter acting coquettishly to her father.
But the matter is done, and Big Dad has already started the car, so…
Hum!!! It doesn’t matter, there’s nothing else to do, so let’s just play with this weirdo Lu Fei!
“Hey man, are you really immortal? That’s so cool!
If I could have this ability, I wouldn’t have to have Big Dad follow me every day. It’s like a surveillance camera, with no freedom!
How did you get your powers, man? Mutant? Was it born that way? Or is there a way to get them?
Hit-Girl looked at Lu Fei with sharp eyes, as if she wanted to learn from him how to obtain such extraordinary abilities.
That’s right. The last thing teenage boys and girls want is to be controlled by their parents, no matter if it’s good or bad for them.
Anyway, when you enter the rebellious period, you just hope to live freely. The happiest days are when you don’t care about anything.
But who knows, nothing is perfect. If you want to have the so-called freedom, you will also lose a lot of things that you originally cherished but were ignored.
However, this is not what Lu Fei is concerned about at the moment. He doesn’t have any children of his own, and educating children is not his interest.
“I say, little girl, while you’re talking, don’t poke me with your knife. It hurts, little devil! If you poke me again, I’ll get mad!”
Lu Fei felt that Hit-Girl was only cute on the outside. She was a complete naughty child, or a little devil.
At least anyone who has been stabbed by her with a knife will no longer think that this dead child is cute. It’s simply hateful!
When you ask someone a question, shouldn’t you be very humble and ask for advice? What the hell, you asked while stabbing them with a knife?
It hurts! And the spurting blood is fun, isn’t it? Do you think this is ketchup? This is blood, okay?
Even though he’s immortal and heals quickly, he’s lost too much blood and who knows if he’ll get anemic? Anyway, I’m already feeling a little dizzy.
Didn’t your father teach you manners?
Facing such a violent and naughty kid named Hit-Girl who has no idea about the ways of the world, Lu Fei feels that his patience is almost reaching its limit.
It turns out that naughty children must be taught a lesson.
“Hit-Girl, don’t put your hands on this gentleman. You’ve made a mess on the car. You have to clean it up yourself when you get home.”
The old man driving in front also noticed this situation through the rearview mirror of the car, and gave his daughter a rare serious lecture.
Chapter 013: The Different Little Lolita (Old Version)
“Okay, okay, I won’t do anything. Just don’t make me go home and wash the car. It’s super troublesome!
I am still a child, I am not yet an adult, how can you abuse me! Big Dad, you can’t do this!
I just want to try if I am really immortal! What’s wrong with trying? There’s nothing to lose!
“It’s really cool and fun! You just poke a hole and it’s gone in no time. It’s more magical than a magic trick!”
When Hit-Girl heard Big Daddy’s “cruel” punishment, she instantly stopped using the butterfly knife and complained a few words.
But his curiosity did not diminish much, and he actually leaned directly towards Lu Fei, wanting to observe him more closely.
“Oh, my god!”
The eldest father was quite helpless about this. At this time, he probably regretted raising his daughter into such a weird type.
“Hooded man, are you also going to fight the gangsters like us? Why do you have to cover your whole head?
Isn’t it hot? You can just cover some parts like us, or wear a wig! It’s cool and can hide your identity.
“Can you show me what you look like under the mask? You don’t look ugly! You have a good figure! If you were handsome, you might be very popular!”
Hit-Girl stopped moving her hands, but her mouth never stopped talking. Could it be that this little girl also has a hidden skill of talking nonsense?
It was said that Loli has three advantages: clear voice, flexible body, and easy to be pushed down. Oh, no, it’s that Loli is very sharp, light, fast, and has good skills!
Maybe it’s because she doesn’t interact with many people in her daily life, and her peers are not as mature as her, they are just like little kids.
In addition, her hidden identity is a powerful and violent little loli, so it is even more difficult to find someone who shares the same language with her.
Now I have met Lu Fei. Although this guy is quite strange, I feel like they are from the same group of people.
So at this moment, Hit-Girl’s curiosity was simply burning and she couldn’t stop at all!
At this time, Lu Fei seemed to have a little bad idea.
“Are you sure you want to see me like that?”
Lu Fei, with his inexplicable smile, was like the wolf grandmother in the fairy tale who was trying to lure Little Red Riding Hood into the trap.
“Okay! Okay! I want to see it, I want to see it!”
Hit-Girl opened her eyes wide under the eye mask like a curious baby, as if she didn’t want to miss the moment of revealing Lu Fei’s true face.
“Dang dang dang!!!” Here is the moment to witness a miracle!
When Hit-Girl saw Lu Fei’s unrecognizable face on his mask, she let out a scream.
“Haha! You must be scared!”
Lu Fei put down the hood with great satisfaction. For the first time, he felt proud of having such a terrifying face!
Hehehe!!! You little Lolita, you’re going to be scared to death!
but……
“Wow! That’s cool! It’s so scary, even more so than in horror movies, it’s really cool!
Man, why are you wearing a hood? Without it, you look so scary, it’s awesome!
Don’t put it on, let me see it again! It’s beyond my imagination, it’s so exciting!”
Unexpectedly, when Hit-Girl saw Lu Fei’s true face, she not only didn’t think his face was scary, but she looked very interested.
My God, how did this dad driving the car in front raise a daughter like this?
Not to mention the obvious fact that his worldview is abnormal, it seems that even his aesthetic sense is a bit distorted. It’s really terrible.
Then the whole journey passed with “Just show me, just show me again…” and Lu Fei’s ruthless rejection.
Soon they arrived at a rather inconspicuous little house, skillfully drove the car into the garage, and then took out the box of weapons.
Just when Lu Fei was curious about what kind of mechanisms this broken house had, Big Dad and Hit-Girl showed him that the bolder the person, the more changes the house can have.
After pressing a mechanism, a tunnel suddenly appeared in the garage, and they all came under the tunnel.
“Wow! This place has been nicely remodeled!”
Lu Fei looked at the four walls below him, which were covered with guns, and the various cold weapons on the table, and he exclaimed from the bottom of his heart.
Oh my god, is this a home for one person? It’s basically a small weapons storage.
The United States is indeed a very dangerous place. How could a single family have so many weapons and equipment? Aren’t they really afraid of being blown up into the sky in case of a fire?
“Isn’t it amazing! My big dad and I spent a lot of time decorating this, it’s absolutely perfect.
I just don’t know how many toys I can add to my arsenal tonight. Unfortunately, my favorite butterfly knife and samurai sword are missing. I’m so unlucky! ”
Hit-Girl was checking the box of weapons, looking extremely familiar with each one, while she spoke with great interest.
Well, this little Loli is really unique. She treats the weapon of death as a toy. There is really no one else like her!
“Hey! Buddy, do you want a glass of whiskey? It’s my favorite drink in my spare time.”
While Hit-Girl was checking the weapons, Big Daddy took off his Batman-like armor and invited Lu Fei to drink with a smile as friendly as possible.
Chapter 014: Handsome for only three seconds (old version)
“Hey, Big Daddy, why did you take off your armor? We have strangers here!”
Hit-Girl was a little surprised to see Big Daddy without his weapons. It was obvious that Lu Fei was someone she had just met today, so why did he show his true face?
Didn’t Big Dad always teach her that as a superhero, she couldn’t reveal her real information and appearance at will? Otherwise, it would easily bring unnecessary danger.
“Mindy, didn’t I tell you to call me daddy at home? Kids should be polite!”
“Got it, Dad! Can I take off my equipment now?”
Hit-Girl didn’t think much about it, she just thought that since her father had removed his equipment, she should be able to remove it as well.
Although wearing equipment can protect yourself, it is still quite awkward to a certain extent, so it is better to wear something more comfortable when you are at home.
Then Lu Fei saw long brown hair, a pair of bright and bright eyes, and a fair and cute face.
And a cute little loli version of Hit-Girl wearing a pink dress and smiling.
Oh my god, the contrast is too big, isn’t it? How could the violent Hit-Girl be so cute?
But the other party is just a little loli after all, Lu Fei didn’t have too many thoughts of blaming the uncle, and said to the big dad:
“Now that you are home, I think it will be no problem to avoid the police, so I won’t stay here any longer.
I’ll leave after I get the money. I’ll contact you when I’m free. See you later! But don’t contact me if it’s not important. I’m still very busy!”
Lu Fei didn’t drink Big Dad’s whiskey. Who knows if he would put something in it? You should not have the intention to harm others, but you must be on guard against others.
Although I don’t think there would be any poison that could kill him given his current strange body.
However, if the poison doesn’t kill people, but has effects similar to the Ten Fragrance Softening Powder, and they are then captured and used as experimental specimens, that would be very bad.
The stronger your ability is, the more careful you need to be, otherwise it is easy to capsize in the ditch. This is the advice from Brother Lu Fei to you!
“Hey! Masked man, you didn’t leave us your phone number. How can we contact you when the time comes?”
Just as Lu Fei was about to turn around and leave in a cool manner, the little loli Hit-Girl behind him suddenly asked curiously.
“Ha! I didn’t give you my phone number? No way! Did I forget it?”
As expected, being cool can only last for three seconds. Damn it, affected by Deadpool’s stupid superpowers, Lu Fei started to act weird.
After finally exchanging phone numbers with each other, Lu Fei turned around and left again, but before long, he came back.
“Sorry, I forgot to take the money! By the way, do you have any way to deposit the money into a bank account? Otherwise, it will be very troublesome to carry a bag of money like this!”
This time, Lu Fei was not polite anymore. He approached Big Dad and the others to help him. Big Dad and the others treated him so frankly, which meant…
I guess if nothing unexpected happens, they will ask me for help at that time, so I’ll just make some interest now.
After receiving affirmative answers from Big Daddy and the others, Lu Fei once again turned around and left gracefully, but…
I’m sure all the audience know that after a while, he came back again. Why again?
Because damn, which fake guy has such a good habit of closing the tunnel door after going down the tunnel? Lu Fei didn’t even know how to open the tunnel door.
So he had no choice but to come back again to seek help.
Listening to Hit-Girl’s wanton and unscrupulous laughter behind him, Lu Fei felt for the first time that super hearing also has its disadvantages.
I walked a long way but could still hear the mocking voice. Oh my god, it was so embarrassing! It turns out that eight out of ten things in life are not what you want!
Lu Fei here was lamenting the difficulties of life. It seemed that after obtaining Deadpool’s superpowers, he had been infected with some bad habits.
It needs adjustment, it really needs adjustment, it really needs to be adjusted!
On the other side, Hit-Girl and Big Dad started their father-daughter conversation.
“Dad, are you sure about that guy with the mask? How did you expose our secret base and show him what we look like?”
Because Lu Fei was still there, Hit-Girl suppressed her curiosity and didn’t ask.
At this time, Lu Fei had already left. She couldn’t help it and immediately asked her father and big dad the reason. It seems that she is still a good loli who asks when she doesn’t understand.
“That guy is very powerful! And he has super powers. For an unkillable opponent, Mindy, if we don’t have a deep hatred, we’d better make him our friend.”
Big Dad said this meaningfully, and it was obvious that he felt he needed more help on his road to revenge.
However, Hit-Girl is still a child after all. Although she is quite precocious, she still cannot understand her father’s thoughts.
I just think that Lu Fei is a very interesting guy, and when he left at the end, he kept coming back again and again because he forgot things, which was really super awkward!
Hehehe!!! It seems like having such an unconventional friend is not bad!
Chapter 015 Osborn and Mary Jane (Old Version)
After a night of hard work, Lu Fei made a big deal and robbed a large sum of money. He felt that he had enough funds to hit the road.
Why does the phrase “hitting the road” sound strange, but I don’t know what’s wrong with it?
But never mind, because today is an important day, not only for Lu Fei, but also for his little buddy Peter Parker.
Because today is the day they go out for extracurricular activities, yeah!!! It is also the day Spider-Man is going to be born.
Throw flowers, there should be applause here!
However, Lu Fei is not only going to witness the birth of Spider-Man! He has more important and interesting things to do.
Following Peter Parker, Lu Fei also met Spider-Man’s biggest and perhaps most difficult opponents, the Green Goblin I and Green Goblin II.
But now they are all still normal people.
Well, not normal either, they are super rich people, Norman Osborn, chairman of the biotechnology giant Oscorp, and his son Harry Osborn.
Speaking of these two, they really look great.
Norman Osborn is not only handsome, but also has the scholarly air of a scientist and has a warm smile on his face.
Even when dealing with an inconspicuous poor student and nerd like Peter Parker, he communicated with him very cordially.
He doesn’t even look down on Peter Parker because of his wealth. Instead, he admires his intelligence and sees his shining points.
This is really a powerful character, if it weren’t for the irresistible family genetic disease that makes him so eager for quick success.
It is estimated that Norman Osborn will be more outstanding and perfect than Tony Stark, the boss of another giant company. Tony Stark has never been a guy that people can get close to.
Well, I can only say that this is all fate, and Lu Fei has no interest in changing it.
He is more interested in Harry Osborn, the handsome, rich second-generation friend of Peter Parker, a typical loser.
This guy inherited almost all the advantages of his father Norman Osborn. He was born into a wealthy family, was tall and handsome, and had a good-looking appearance. There was not a trace of frivolity and debauchery of a rich young man in his body.
To be honest, compared to the short, silly-looking Peter Parker next to him, Lu Fei always feels that Harry Osborn should be the protagonist!
Harry Osborn didn’t seem to like staying with his father any longer, so he pulled Peter Parker and left.
At the same time, he teased Peter Parker, thinking that his father wanted to adopt such a smart genius like Peter Parker.
Of course, in reality, Harry Osborn’s academic performance is not bad, but he is not as focused as Peter Parker. After all, he is also a good athlete.
Look at Peter Parker again. Besides having a smart brain, he also has first-class learning ability.
Before he got the powers of Spider-Man, he was just a worthless loser, and any boy seemed to be able to bully this nerd.
It really was… something Lu Fei couldn’t bear to look at.
“Peter, is this your friend? Why is he coming out wearing a hood?”
Harry Osborn saw Lu Fei who came with Peter Parker, and couldn’t help but ask curiously about this strange man wearing a hood.
At this point, Peter Parker, who had a first-rate IQ but poor EQ, didn’t know how to answer for a moment and became anxious again.
Fortunately, Lu Fei reacted quickly.
“Hi! I’m Peter’s friend Lu Fei. You must have seen my hobby. I’m a superhero, so…”
“Oh, cool, I get it. Maybe you don’t want others to know your identity, so you wear a hood!”
Harry Osborn didn’t take Lu Fei’s “superhero” words seriously, probably thinking that he was a weirdo who liked superheroes.
But what does it matter? For high school students who are in such a rebellious period, anyone who is different seems to make them feel cool.
So for a moment, Harry Osborn started chatting with Lu Fei. After all, compared to the boring Peter Parker, the eccentric Lu Fei was much more interesting.
On the other side, Peter Parker did not feel left out because he saw a beautiful woman.
With burgundy hair, charming eyes, a tall figure, and a curvy figure, isn’t this the perfect goddess in the eyes of loser men?
The key point is that the other person is still smiling at him and waving at him. Is she paying attention to him? What should I do? Does happiness come so suddenly?
Peter Parker had recognized the beauty a long time ago. She was Mary Jane, the school belle and the goddess in the eyes of many boys in their school.
It’s just that this goddess has a boyfriend now. I heard from Peter Parker that he seems to be Flash Thompson, the star of their school football team.
Yeah! Peter Parker, this idiot, had a crush on Mary Jane a long time ago, but unfortunately, she was unrequited.
Haha!!! He was waving at Mary Jane stupidly, but she was actually waving at two female friends coming from behind Peter Parker.
It’s really an inexplicable sense of joy!
Chapter 016 Do You Want to Be Bitten? (Old Version)
“Young man, stop looking and go! If you keep looking, you will become a husband-waiting rock. Besides, if you don’t go in, your favorite science exhibition will be over!”
Lu Fei also found it interesting to see Peter Parker staring blankly at Mary Jane as she walked away. This was truly a young man’s secret love, and it was so beautiful!
Today they visited the spider world, those strange and bizarre spiders, although in Lu Fei’s opinion, all spiders looked the same.
It looks furry, has many eyes, and eight legs. It can crawl around and spit silk. It is a creature that many little girls are afraid of.
However, I didn’t expect that there are so many types of spiders, and that there are so many differences between different types of spiders. Even the silk they produce is very different.
Well, the poor student Lu Fei has gained some experience.
However, he was not too focused on these spiders, but kept a close eye on Peter Parker. After all, he still wanted to find something interesting about Peter Parker.
In the middle of the film, Peter Parker was bullied by some tall guys from the football team. It was really hard to believe…
It’s really amazing that this person who has been bullied all the time, after gaining power, not only did not think about revenge, but instead became a righteous Spider-Man.
In any case, if it were Lu Fei, he probably wouldn’t be so kind.
Then Harry Osman also showed Peter Parker what it means to pick up girls, whether it works or not.
Anyway, Harry Osman used the knowledge about spiders that Peter Parker told him and used it on the spot to trick Mary Jane. He is also a powerful character.
“Use synthetic RNA to create a completely new genome, mix it with the genes of three types of spiders, and put it into these 15 super spiders…”
After the Science and Technology Museum staff introduced the Super Spider, Lu Fei knew that the highlight was about to begin.
Just when the idiot Peter Parker was beginning to come to his senses and was using the photo opportunity to get closer to Mary Jane.
Lu Fei also keenly discovered that a purple spider was quietly spitting silk and hanging down from the roof, quietly and very magically…
It landed directly on the hand of Peter Parker, who was concentrating on taking pictures, and then bit his hand hard.
Peter Parker felt a pain in his hand and threw the spider to the ground.
Hey hey!!! The opportunity has come!
Lu Fei was quick-witted and quick-handed. While no one was paying attention, he quickly came to the spider, put the spider into a box he had prepared in advance, and took it away.
Haha!!! After getting the things, Lu Fei felt that life was so wonderful, and he was so smart.
On the other hand, Peter Parker, who was bitten by the super spider, felt dizzy all over, and the world around him began to shake.
So Lu Fei took Peter Parker home quickly because of feeling unwell.
Fortunately, Peter Parker is inconspicuous in their class except when the test results are handed out.
It seemed that there was no difference whether they left or not, and the student union member in charge of the class easily agreed to their departure.
Is this the benefit of having no sense of existence?
No wonder Peter Parker didn’t need to go to great lengths to conceal his true identity after becoming Spider-Man.
There is absolutely no need to be like Batman, and he also needs to show the image of a dissolute rich nobleman which is completely different from a superhero in daily life.
Because Peter Parker, without the Spider-Man suit, is just an ordinary nerd. If he walks into the crowd, he will be ignored in minutes.
Looking at that face, well, although Lu Fei didn’t really want to complain about his friend, he really couldn’t find any special features about him.
The only difference is that he has a smart brain, but ordinary people can’t tell whether that brain is smart or not?
What’s the point of saying that handsome looks are all the same, but interesting souls are unique? It’s simply nonsense.
Without a handsome appearance, how many people would be interested in getting to know your interesting soul? Is it because the United States has too much time?
Well, after complaining for a while, Lu Fei took Peter Parker home.
Tsk! Just throw this guy back home. His Uncle Ben and Aunt May will take care of him anyway.
Sometimes, Lu Fei was really jealous of Peter Parker for having such a nice uncle and aunt who took such good care of him.
Even though his father had disappeared long ago and did not take care of him, he still left him a magical and unique treasure.
An extremely smart brain and the Parker genes from the super spider.
This is also what worries Lu Fei very much.
He didn’t believe that being bitten by a super spider could turn him into Spider-Man for no apparent reason. With so many super spiders, Spider-Man would have to be flying all over New York.
So the more likely possibility is that this super spider was developed by Peter Parker’s mysterious father, and was injected with human genes from their Parker family.
Therefore, Peter Parker’s transformation into Spider-Man was both a coincidence and a destiny destined by God.
But now Lu Fei is also very distressed.
Holding such a super spider, does he want to be bitten by it?
Chapter 017 Superman or Dead Man (Old Version)
“Lu Fei, you’ve been staring at this spider since you came in. No matter how you look at it, it’s still a spider. What’s the point? Why don’t you play with me?
I recently learned how to use a butterfly knife, and I guarantee I can poke several holes in your body!”
Hit-Girl noticed that Lu Fei was hesitant and undecided, and couldn’t help but complain.
That’s right, after bringing Peter Parker home, Lu Fei left Parker’s house and came to the secret base of Hit-Girl and Big Daddy.
There’s no way, Lu Fei has only been in New York for a short time and doesn’t know anyone else!
Moreover, after Lu Fei agreed to help them deal with the gang boss, Hit-Girl and the others’ interests were completely consistent with Lu Fei’s, and Hit-Girl was also happy to have a friend with super powers.
However, facing the super spider right in front of him, Lu Fei was really undecided.
Because Spider-Man’s superpowers are actually not very strong for Lu Fei.
Super strength and super agility are just stronger than ordinary people. Lu Fei already has these abilities because he has the abilities of Deadpool.
The extra ability to spit spider silk is a bit useless.
Spider silk does not have a very strong attack power, it is more of a function of trapping the enemy.
It is a very useful thing for the kind-hearted Spider-Man, but Lu Fei is more accustomed to killing the enemy directly and once and for all.
So the function of spider silk for Lu Fei is to wander around the city. When he goes to an open place, it seems that there is no place to weave a web.
The last item is spider sense.
This is the ability of Spider-Man that Lu Fei has coveted for a long time. It is simply a weakened version of the predictive ability.
At present, Lu Fei has Deadpool’s super regeneration ability that is close to immortality, but if he encounters some strange threats, he might still capsize in the gutter.
So after having spider sense, his survivability was almost taken to a new level.
As long as he doesn’t encounter a perverted opponent, it becomes impossible for others to plot against him.
However……
Who knows whether being bitten by a super spider can give him the spider-sense ability he wants most.
What if I don’t get it? What if I get some other ability?
Or what if he was even more unlucky and the super spider’s super venom killed him? You know, he has no genetic relationship with the Parker family.
After obtaining Deadpool’s superpowers, Lu Fei suddenly felt that he could do a lot of things, but he became timid instead.
This is just like those emperors. Before they ascended the throne, they rebelled with their heads on the line, fearless of heaven and earth.
Anyway, those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes. At most, they will get a scar as big as a bowl on their head, and they can be brave again in twenty years.
But after becoming emperor, he dared not leave the palace without a hundred or eighty guards, for fear that there would always be villains who wanted to harm him.
In addition, there were countless emperors who wanted to become immortals or seek the elixir of life.
This is the difference between having the ability and not having the ability. The risks and benefits faced are completely different.
“Lu Fei, are you hesitant? Is there anything different about this purple spider?”
At this time, Big Dad also walked in. He was in a very good mood. With the addition of Lu Fei, who had super powers, their revenge plan was almost within reach.
He was also very curious about the way Lu Fei was staring at the spider.
“Damon, you said that if you get bit by a spider, you could either become a superman or die. What would you do?”
Lu Fei’s answer was irrelevant to the question, and he was hesitant. He decided to listen to the opinions of his two new friends.
“What? Lu Fei, you are kidding again!”
Big Dad was very surprised at first, because based on the Lu Fei he knew, he was very likely to make such an inappropriate joke.
But seeing that Lu Fei was rarely serious and looked very solemn, he felt that he was not joking.
“Lu Fei, it’s true, it’s true! Where is it? Is it you, the spider? If I could get super powers, like you, then let it bite me!”
Big Dad’s tone became excited.
Just imagine that if he could obtain super powers like Lu Fei, then he wouldn’t need anyone else’s help to take revenge. It would be best if he could kill his enemies with his own hands.
“I want it too, I want it too, I want to be Superman too!”
The little Hit-Girl loli on the side joined in the fun.
“Don’t make a fuss. If you two ordinary people were bitten by this spider, you would definitely die. Even if you had super powers, you would probably turn into zombies like the Resident Evil.
Mindy, if you want to become a super ugly zombie that bites everyone you see, then get bit by this spider!”
Lu Fei deliberately scared Hit-Girl. He was really afraid that this brave little loli would take advantage of him not paying attention and do something stupid.
He is just a poor student, not a PhD in genetics, and there will be no way to save this lovely child.
Chapter 018: Dead Birds Fly to the Sky (Old Version)
“Why are you so fierce! If I could beat you, I would have stabbed you to death!
If you don’t want to be bitten by a spider, then don’t bite. I don’t want to turn into such an ugly zombie! I’m so worried!
Humph! I don’t want to play with you anymore! It’s meaningless! “
Hit-Girl said this indignantly, but being precocious, she also knew that Lu Fei should be facing a very important choice at this time.
So she didn’t continue to act unreasonably, but chose to watch quietly from the side.
“That’s right. It’s not that easy to get superpowers! So Lu Fei, are you worried that your immortality won’t be able to resist the venom of this spider?”
After all, Big Dad is an adult, and he understood Lu Fei’s troubles more quickly.
“Yes, I don’t think the chance of death is very high, but if the spider’s venom damages my nervous system, I’m afraid I’ll become a fool or a lunatic.
Oh! It will be very troublesome then. I don’t want to wake up again and appear in the laboratory of a secret government agency to be sliced!”
Lu Fei, who is optimistic by nature, rarely looks worried.
Deadpool’s superpowers are now affecting him. After all, his body recovers quickly, but his nerve cells are brand new when they recover.
It has been said before that a person cannot step into the same river twice, because a river is new every minute and every second.
The same goes for Lu Fei’s super regeneration ability. The constant new changes and super-speed regeneration actually put a great burden on his brain.
Fortunately, he has not suffered serious brain damage so far, otherwise it is unclear whether he will become as crazy as Deadpool after his brain recovers.
After all, what he got was super regenerative ability, not a super brain.
At the same time, if you look at the superheroes, those who have super regenerative abilities, almost none of them are normal.
Not to mention Deadpool, who is always crazy. Wolverine has a very explosive temper and is always like a powder keg that can explode.
That’s why he wanted to obtain Spider-Man’s spider sense, so that he could avoid getting hurt more, at least until he could completely unify the functioning of his brain and the rapid recovery of his body.
“Then why don’t you just not get bitten by the spider? You’re already strong enough now, and I can’t kill you with my poke, Lu Fei. I’m really afraid that you’ll turn into a zombie!”
Hearing Lu Fei’s unhappy words, the young Hit-Girl also tried her best to comfort him with childish words.
Awesome, haha!!!
Perhaps only Lu Fei, who is very aware of how dangerous the world of superheroes he lives in is, knows that he is far from enough at the moment.
He is really still far from it. With his current level, he is not good enough when facing a truly powerful enemy.
Although you can’t die, they can beat you to a cripple, then pack you up and take you home to slowly slice up and study you.
That kind of life is really not what Lu Fei, who values ​​freedom very much, wants to experience.
Fuck it, just go for it. If you die, the birds will fly to the sky. If you don’t die, you will live for thousands of years. If you don’t dare to take such a risk, how can you experience a more exciting life in the future?
“Bang! Okay! I’ve made up my mind!” Lu Fei slammed the table and made the final decision.
“Lu Fei, you decided not to get bitten by the spider, right? Great, let’s go out for burgers! I want a Big Mac and an ice-cold Coke! GO!”
When Hit-Girl saw Lu Fei’s determination, she was the first one to feel the happiest.
Although they have not known each other for a long time, Hit-Girl has already regarded Lu Fei as a friend, because they have similar personalities and are both lively and cute.
(God knows where this lively and cute evaluation came from. I guess those who can play with her and won’t be hurt by her are all good people!)
Lu Fei is not like Big Dad or her previous guardian Marcus, who always looks like a serious adult and treats her like a child.
That really made Hit-Girl, who felt like she was already an adult, very unhappy, so she didn’t want to lose this new, somewhat silly friend.
“Okay! You two go out first, Mindy, prepare the burgers and iced Coke, and wait for me to eat together!”
Lu Fei felt Hit-Girl’s worry for him, and touched her little head with beautiful hair lovingly, then spoke to Big Dad.
“Okay! Lu Fei, I wish you good luck!”
Big Dad knew Lu Fei’s final decision. He left first with Hit-Girl and gave him his most sincere blessings.
“Dad, isn’t Lu Fei going out with us?”
Although Hit-Girl knew something, she still asked one more question without giving up.
“Yeah! Although I don’t know what Lu Fei is worried about, he is already very capable.
However, just as we strive for revenge, he should also have his own path to follow. Let’s not let him be distracted. Bless him well and wish this man good luck! “
Big Dad also touched Hit-Girl’s little head, turned around to look at Lu Fei who was also ready to take out the spider, and said quietly.
“No problem, no problem, it will be no problem. Lu Fei is so powerful that even my butterfly knife can’t kill him. How could he be bitten to death by a spider?”
Hit-Girl said this with confidence, but only she knew how much uncertainty was in her tone.
Chapter 019 What a Painful Realization (Old Version)
After sending Big Dad and Hit-Girl away, Lu Fei no longer had any worries and decided to start his plan.
First, take out the super spider and place it on the back of your hand.
But, TNN, there was a long pause, and the spider kept crawling on the back of Lu Fei’s hand, but it didn’t take a bite.
Do you think your own flesh is not tasty? Didn’t your mother teach you not to be picky about food? No wonder you are so small!
“Come on, baby, come on, bite me! Bite me, bite me if you can…”
Lu Fei became impatient and used his hands to tease the super spider. This was really like asking the spider to bite him. Why did it feel like self-abuse?
Lu Fei, who was a bit stupid, was muttering to himself without caring about anything, while touching the spider with his hand, as if he was going to fight with this super spider.
Follow…
The super spider was finally angered by Lu Fei and bit him directly. It was a really vicious bite.
Ouch! Shit! That hurts!
When he raised his hand, he saw that it was swollen. It seemed that there was no problem this time. It was impossible for the super spider’s genes not to enter his body.
Damn it, go to hell!
Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Lu Fei crushed the super spider to death without saying a word. It was so cruel that the intestines and bile came out.
This is really a typical case of destroying the bridge after crossing it and killing the donkey after it has done its work. Just getting the super gene will kill the spider.
Don’t blame him for being cruel. It’s his fault that he doesn’t know how to raise a spider. It will die anyway, so it’s better to kill it as soon as possible.
The sooner you die, the sooner you will be reborn. You can grab a spot earlier. I hope I won’t be a spider in my next life.
On the other hand, this is not an ordinary spider. A bite from an ordinary spider would at most cause swelling, and the poison can be cured.
But who knows what consequences the poison of this super spider will have.
Poisoning a few people to death is not a serious problem, but it would be no fun if a bunch of zombies infected with the T virus like those in “Resident Evil” were produced.
Lu Fei doesn’t want to fall into a vicious cycle of running and fighting zombies in the days to come. It’s so boring!
Unfortunately, this guy doesn’t have much time to continue thinking nonsense like this.
After being bitten by the super spider and then crushed to death in revenge, Lu Fei felt an unusual pain.
Oh my god! It feels like two knives are poking inside my body.
It’s not the kind that just hurts the skin and flesh, it’s the kind of pain that goes deep into the bone marrow and nerves. It’s so painful that I feel like dying.
Even with Lu Fei’s strong nerves as a special forces soldier and a mercenary, he still felt that he had reached the limit of his endurance.
This is really a pain that ordinary people can hardly bear!
What’s more important is that the pain will not go away after it’s over.
Due to Lu Fei’s own super regenerative ability, it can be said that in his body, something is being destroyed and recovered at the same time.
Have you ever felt the pain of having your fingernails pulled out and then having them pulled out again after they grow back?
It really is… I knew it would be painful here, my nerves were tense, and yet the pain came unexpectedly. It was really double the pain, no, triple, or even more.
What a painful realization this is!
At this moment, Lu Fei couldn’t help but feel extremely unhappy with Spider-Man’s protagonist luck again.
Peter Parker was also bitten by a super spider, but he just fainted for a night and then gained all the spider superpowers.
But Lu Fei had to endure this painful realization here, and he didn’t dare to faint.
Who knows if you will wake up after fainting!
Damn you! I don’t accept it, I don’t accept it! I don’t accept it! Peter Parker NMP, Spider-Man you bastard! Damn you! I won’t die easily…
By the end, Lu Fei was already somewhat unconscious.
The severe pain made him speak without thinking, and he kept banging his head against the floor.
Fortunately, this is a basement and there is thick soil beneath the floor, so there is no need to worry about Lu Fei knocking through the floor.
But with the “bang bang bang” sound, coupled with Lu Fei’s extraordinary strength, it felt like there was no person banging his head against the floor below.
Instead, it was a cage filled with an unknown wild animal that was hoping to escape.
“Dad, will he be okay?”
Hearing the loud noise, Hit-Girl asked Big Daddy with some concern.
“Probably, nothing should happen, right?” Big Dad answered Hit-Girl, but he didn’t seem very confident.
If such a loud noise is not considered a big deal, then what is considered a big deal? Does it mean that we have to tear down their basement?
“No, if Lu Fei loses his mind, I’m afraid we won’t be able to control him. I have to contact an old friend and ask him to come over for help!”
Big Dad seemed to think of some terrible consequences and felt a chill in his heart.
Finally, he decided to find help, at least to subdue Lu Fei, who would be very scary at that time.
Otherwise, it would be scary to think about Lu Fei going crazy!
Chapter 020 That Man (Old Version)
Lu Fei didn’t know what the big dad was preparing for. He was still immersed in fighting the pain in his body. It was really…
It hurts, it hurts, people have to learn to grow up on their own!
I have to endure the spider gene that I have agreed to with my balls stuck in my throat.
And there is that inexplicable singing: spinning and jumping, I close my eyes, unable to see the hustle and bustle, are you intoxicated?
Well, Lu Fei felt like he was going crazy, and banging his head against the floor wasn’t helping at all, so he started ramming around the house.
It was like a headless fly, bumping into anything it hit. If I could die from the collision, I wouldn’t have to endure this pain.
Fortunately, this is how the world is. If you keep vomiting, you will get used to it. If you keep feeling pain, you will also get used to it.
I don’t know how much time had passed, maybe ten minutes, maybe an hour, or maybe even longer.
Lu Fei felt that the pain in his body was gradually disappearing or he was getting used to it.
Anyway, it’s not as painful as it was at the beginning. It’s like wanting to give birth to a child.
At the end, hey! It doesn’t hurt anymore, it really doesn’t hurt anymore, it doesn’t hurt at all! Is it so magical?
Inside the basement, I saw cold sweat splattered everywhere from the pain, and bloodstains from the skin being rubbed off from the bumping around, making it a mess.
But looking at the messy basement, he found that he was still fine, not crazy, nor stupid! In an instant, Lu Fei felt that the world was so beautiful.
His first thought at this moment was not to verify whether he had acquired the spider sense ability he wanted, but…
I am not dead, I am alive again, I, Lu Hansan, am back!
Wow hahaha!!! As expected, I am also a powerful character with the aura of a protagonist!
He rushed out of the basement as soon as possible. He didn’t want to stay in this damn basement for a moment longer.
The air outside is so fresh, even in the city, the smell of car exhaust is refreshing!
The sunshine outside is so beautiful, even the weeds on the roadside are so fresh and lovely!
Oh my god! What on earth was wrong with me that I thought of being bitten by a super spider? It must be my fault, absolutely!
After experiencing unbearable pain, Lu Fei deeply hated his previous decision.
But if he had to do it all over again, it seems like he would make the same decision again. It really makes me feel… so sad and depressed!
No, what’s going on?
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration came into his mind, and Lu Fei felt a threat, and the source of the threat was…
Looking up at a tall building in the distance, Lu Fei, whose eyesight had further improved, could see a black figure squatting in a hidden corner of the tall building.
If the other party hadn’t been aiming at him with a sniper rifle, Lu Fei would have found it difficult to detect him.
What a powerful character! This was Lu Fei’s first impression.
He waved his hand happily towards the tall building, because…
Haha!!! The pain was not in vain, he could actually sense the threat from such a distance.
Isn’t that the legendary spider sense! I made a profit this time! I’ve taken another step towards becoming an immortal cockroach!
Lu Fei’s heart was filled with joy, and he even performed a magical dance on the spot.
“Ah!” Why does this ghost cry, this Michael Jackson’s hip shaking movement, seem so obscene when performed by Lu Fei?
It definitely wasn’t because he was inherently wretched, it had to be because of the unlucky hood he was wearing.
Yes! That’s definitely the case!
Lu Fei finally has time to think about random things again. This is cause for celebration and joy!
At the same time, in the tall building over there, the powerful sniper also replied to the old man who was still observing through the wireless headset:
“If it’s according to your description, there shouldn’t be any problem with the target, although I am on the fence about this strange behavior and strange person.”
His tone was a little cold, without much emotional fluctuation. It seemed that he was not surprised by such a silly Lu Fei. He was indeed a powerful character.
“Hey! Man, he is like this, I saw it, it should be a success, or at least not a failure.
Come over here quickly, I’ll introduce Lu Fei to you, we’re about to start a major project, thank you so much for coming to help me!”
Big Dad said in a sincere tone.
“No need, as long as they are gangsters, they are guilty and must die!”
The man in black still spoke coldly, but this time his words were filled with murderous intent.
The old man here could only smile bitterly. His friend was good in every way. He was from the U.S. Marine Corps and had great skills, but his irreversible hatred for gangsters was a headache.
Big Dad just wants revenge on the gangster boss who put him in jail, but the other party wants to get rid of all the bad gangsters.
Really…
But everyone’s experience is different. If my dad had experienced the same pain as that man, he might have become like him.
But now…
Chapter 021 Three years of bloody profit, death penalty is not a loss (old version)
“Mindy, slow down, don’t rush out. We still need to see if there is anything wrong with Lu Fei. Don’t be reckless.”
Now, to a certain extent, compared to revenge, Big Daddy is more concerned about Hit-Girl, who can’t wait to run out and reunite with Lu Fei.
Is it useful for Hit-Girl to just say “don’t be reckless” or think twice before acting?
“Lu Fei!”
“Mindy!”
Then I saw Supergirl and Lu Fei running towards each other from both sides.
Especially Lu Fei’s devilish running posture, twisting and turning, giving people the feeling of running in the sunset, on the beach, wearing a veil!
Then, they got closer and closer, and the two finally hugged each other.
No, that’s not right. It should be the little loli Hit-Girl who suddenly jumped into Lu Fei’s arms.
Hey! Why do the previous scenes and the current hugging mode always feel a little strange? It should be a very touching scene, but it always feels so awkward?
Forget it, I won’t think about him anymore!
“Lu Fei, you’re not dead! That’s great!” Hit-Girl said happily.
“Yes! I’m not dead! Bah! Bah! How could I die? But it’s so good to see you again!
You didn’t steal my Big Mac, did you? ” Lu Fei was touched a moment ago, but suddenly asked with a look of doubt in the next moment.
“How could that be? I’m still a kid. There’s no way I could finish such a big Big Mac. But I was very thirsty just now, so I drank the iced Coke first, and I also drank a little bit of yours, just a little bit.”
Hit-Girl was full of disdain at first, thinking she was a big eater. The Big Mac was truly big, almost as big as half her head.
But when she talked about the latter part, she felt a little guilty. It was because she was too worried about Lu Fei just now. She was so anxious that her mouth was dry, so she drank ice cola.
As for that little bit, whether it was a little bit you drank or a little bit left, it depends on your own judgment.
“Is it really just a little?” Lu Fei was also very skeptical.
“It’s really just a little bit, really, really, really harder than pearls!” Hit-Girl said, nodding seriously.
(By the way, shouldn’t Yi Dian Dian milk tea give me a little advertising fee? If not, some flowers and review votes would be nice too!)
“Lu Fei, you bastard! Put my Mindy down!”
Just when Lu Fei and Mindy were about to have a good discussion about this “little bit”, the old man who was following behind them also came over.
He spoke to Lu Fei in a bad tone, with a vicious look on his face, as if he had seen a beast that was going to harm his beloved daughter.
“What are you doing! What are you doing! Damon, I just got my new life back and I want to celebrate it, but you scold me. How annoying!
My young heart! It’s over, it’s broken into pieces. No, Damon, you have to compensate me. Order me two more cups of iced Coke, large ones!”
Lu Fei didn’t care about Big Daddy’s threat at all. He still looked mean and had no intention of letting Hit-Girl go.
The soft little Loli is so comfortable to hold in your arms!
“You bastard, you still want an iced Coke? No way!”
Seeing Lu Fei tightening his arms again, Big Dad was going crazy. Why was he worried about this bastard just now? Why didn’t this guy just die soon!
“What’s wrong! Damon, are you jealous? Don’t be shy! If you want, we can also give each other a loving hug!”
Lu Fei still looked weird.
“Let go of my Mindy!” Big Dad was already gritting his teeth.
“Don’t let go, I didn’t do anything! I can’t kiss you with the hood on, it’s just a hug, don’t be so stingy!”
Lu Fei, what else do you want to do? Do you want to make a lot of money in three years, and the death penalty is not a loss!
“Lu Fei, did you brush your teeth yesterday?” Hit-Girl in his arms suddenly asked inexplicably.
“Brush your teeth! What teeth are you brushing? I killed so many gangsters yesterday and met you guys again. I got home very late, and then got up early to go outdoors with Peter.
Then I caught a spider and ran back, then I was bitten by it, then it hurt like hell, and now, finally… oh my god! I don’t think I brushed my teeth!”
Lu Fei talked a lot and finally came to a very simple conclusion. This guy’s train of thought was really so unique.
“Hey! You didn’t brush your teeth! No wonder you have bad breath, you stinky man. I don’t want you to hug me anymore. Let me go!”
Well, the little loli Hit-Girl’s thoughts are not something that ordinary people can understand, and she instantly became disgusted.
But Lu Fei did not force it, because don’t think that this little Loli is cute now. She always looks cute in a little denim overalls skirt!
But she is the famous Hit-Girl! She might pull out a butterfly knife and stab you at any time.
Even if he wouldn’t die, Lu Fei didn’t want to be bled again. He was not a mobile blood bank, and it would be too extravagant to waste blood.
Chapter 022 Punisher (Old Version)
Instead of losing blood in vain, it is better to donate blood. Maybe you can even earn some money from donating blood.
Even if you donate blood voluntarily, you can still get a small notebook! In today’s society, a small notebook is very important!
Seeing Hit-Girl running back, the dad’s face immediately changed from gloomy to bright. It’s true that a daughter is always a warm and caring little cotton-padded jacket to her father!
“Hahaha!!!” Big Dad laughed happily, thinking happily in his heart:
“Asshole Lu Fei, you are still too naive to want to abduct my daughter!”
When Lu Fei saw this scene, he didn’t think much about it. He just felt very happy.
It is such a happy thing to be able to see this beautiful world again, and it is even happier to be able to see people who care about you.
So, smile when you are happy!
“Wahahaha!!!” Lu Fei stood with his feet apart, pointed one finger to the sky, and a devilish laugh suddenly appeared.
Well, look at the big dad who is smiling over here, and look at Lu Fei who is laughing for no reason over there.
Hit-Girl was a little confused at first, but she felt that Lu Fei was really funny. He could even make the usually serious dad laugh.
So Hit-Girl also laughed “hehe”.
As for the reason, who knows, sometimes laughter is just like that, happiness is contagious.
However, at such a happy time, there are always people who spoil the fun, and the law that eight out of ten things in life are not satisfactory appears again.
“You guys are laughing so happily, what’s going on?”
A burly man with a square face, a crew cut, almost no smile on his face, and wearing a black T-shirt with a skull on the chest appeared near Lu Fei and the others.
“Frank, you’re here.” Big Dad greeted the man who came over in a familiar manner.
“Call me Punisher.” The man on the other side still answered coldly.
Now Lu Fei knew who was coming, “The Punisher”, a famous anti-hero, whose real name was Frank Custer, and he was originally a member of the U.S. Marine Corps.
After his family was brutally killed by gangsters, he transformed himself into “The Punisher” and launched revenge on all evil forces, claiming that “as long as you are guilty, you must die.” This is a very bad guy.
only……
“Uncle Frank, you came to see me! Did you bring me any new toys?”
Hit-Girl didn’t feel any fear towards the Punisher. Instead, she approached him very affectionately.
This little Lolita is probably completely different from ordinary little girls. Facing such a murderous guy, she can actually get close to him without any pressure. It’s really amazing!
“Mindy, I’m sorry, uncle was in a hurry this time. I’ll give you a gift next time.”
Facing the little loli Hit-Girl, the Punisher spoke in a very gentle tone, which was very rare, and there seemed to be a lot of tenderness in his eyes.
He probably remembered his daughter who was killed by gangsters before. If his daughter hadn’t died, she should be about the same age as Hit-Girl.
She should be so pretty, so cute, and so lovable. Damn the gangsters, damn them all…
The Punisher’s face had an unpredictable expression, and it was obvious that this guy had very volatile emotions.
It was just that the good training he had received in the Marine Corps enabled him to control his violence and not vent it easily. Once he vented it, it would be a bloody storm.
“Uncle Frank, isn’t that the toy you’re holding for me?”
Hit-Girl doesn’t seem to give up. You know, every time she came here before, the Punisher would bring her small gifts.
Maybe it’s a pistol, maybe it’s a grenade, maybe it’s a throwing knife, butterfly knife or other weapon. This time there is no gift, and the baby is unhappy!
So Hit-Girl walked around the Punisher, as if she wanted to see where he had hidden the gift.
In the end, this clever little loli set her sights on a long black travel bag that the Punisher was carrying on one shoulder.
“Mindy, this is my weapon, not a toy for you.”
The Punisher actually spoke to Hit-Girl in a gentle tone, but it still felt cold. Perhaps after the death of his wife and daughter, there was very little softness left in his heart.
After a long period of loneliness and isolation, what keeps him alive now is perhaps more the fire of revenge to wipe out all those gangsters.
“Can you show it to me?”
Hearing that it was the Punisher’s weapon, and such a big one at that, it must be something very interesting, Hit-Girl immediately became interested.
“Okay, let’s go inside and take a look.”
Originally, Lu Fei and Big Dad thought that with the Punisher’s cold personality, he would definitely reject such an unreasonable request.
After all, weapons are a warrior’s most important tool, or even a companion. How can they be shown to a child casually, even though the child has grown up touching weapons?
But I didn’t expect that he would agree to it so easily. He agreed to it so easily!
I went and very considerately offered to go inside to take a look.
Are you a lolita complex?
Lu Fei looked at the Punisher, then looked at Hit-Girl who was very happy that her demands were met, and signaled Big Daddy with a weird look.
Chapter 023: The Lowest Man is Invincible (Old Version)
When Big Dad saw Lu Fei’s picky look, he couldn’t help but know what this bastard was thinking.
It seems that after what happened just now, Lu Fei has become much more frank, no, it should be said that he has become much more despicable.
However, there was no explosion as Lu Fei had imagined. Big Daddy just snorted and followed the Punisher and Hit-Girl into the house.
“Damon, are you really confident that Mindy will follow that guy with a scar on his face? Be careful that he might do something bad to your daughter!
If Mindy is kidnapped, then you, a perverted daughter-obsessed person, will have nowhere to cry. I won’t lend you a shoulder to lean on!”
Lu Fei took a few quick steps, put his arm around the old man’s shoulder in a familiar manner, and spoke unscrupulously.
“Compared to him, I am more worried about you. Stay away from my Mindy from now on, you bastard, be careful or I will chop off your claws.”
Big Dad angrily shook off Lu Fei’s hand on his shoulder and spoke to Lu Fei with a warning look on his face.
But is this kind of words useful to Lu Fei? Is it useful? It is useless at all.
“Man, how can you look at me like that? I’m going to be sad. Mindy and I have a super pure relationship between a man and a woman, very pure, purer than pure milk.
And she’s only 13, oh my god…
If I want to have feelings for her, I have to wait at least five or six years, yeah! After five or six years, Mindy will definitely become a beautiful girl, and then, hehehe…”
Lu Fei suddenly fell into deep thought and then laughed strangely.
But please wipe your saliva first, okay?
Why did the originally serious words suddenly become so vulgar? Is this the so-called inherent temperament?
No, Lu Fei would never admit that such a thing happened.
If you have your own bgm, for example:
“True love is as vast as a grassland, and cannot be blocked by wind and rain.
There will always be a time when the clouds clear and the sun rises, and the bright sunshine shines on you and me.
True love blooms like plum blossoms, which cannot be drowned by cold ice and snow.
Blooming on the coldest branches, seeing spring approaching you and me…”
It’s okay for these kind of handsome and gentle songs like “Yi Jian Mei”.
It fits his image very well. Lu Fei always feels that if he were to play the man in “The Shameful Iron Fist”, he would definitely be more handsome and dashing.
But what about being obscene?
Who are you talking about? Which one? Do you know him?
Is it a mule or a horse? Pull it out for a walk?
At this moment, Lu Fei had long forgotten his face that was so disfigured that even his parents couldn’t recognize him. So how ugly can life be?
But his fantasy didn’t last long, because…
“Asshole! You actually have ideas about my Mindy! I’m going to kill you!”
When the old man saw Lu Fei, who looked like a wretched and weird uncle with drooling mouth, he knew that he didn’t have any good ideas in his mind.
As he spoke, he took out a knife.
Oh my god, is it hereditary for this family to pull out a knife at any time? Is it a family tradition?
But, Big Dad, why are you holding a kitchen knife, and what’s with that fresh vegetable leaf stuck on it?
I almost forgot about Big Dad, since Hit-Girl’s mother died when she was born, and this tough guy doesn’t have any close female friends.
so……
Can you believe that such a man can actually cook so well? The way he cooked in an apron was so dazzling that it blinded Lu Fei’s 24K titanium dog eyes.
The way the old man chased someone with a kitchen knife was very similar to the way housewives hacked people.
Oh my God, this is coming straight at me!
“They are trying to kill my mother! They are killing people! They are setting fires! They are robbing men in broad daylight! Are there any laws left?…”
It’s over. Lu Fei, the acting genius, is getting into the role every minute.
While enduring the devil’s pace, running in front with friction and friction, he shouted nonsensical lines that came from nowhere.
This is the perfect way to steal the show.
1: The movements must be seductive, no matter how vulgar, because it can attract the audience’s attention.
2: You should add lines to yourself whenever you can, and say whatever is shameless you can to leave a deep impression on the audience.
Of course, the reason why she can be so charming is mainly because she has integrated the genes of the super spider, which gives her the most concerned spider sense.
His dynamic vision was further enhanced. Even if he was standing there, relying on his body’s self-reaction, Big Dad, who was just an ordinary well-trained person, could not do anything to him.
Is this what the legend says: the most despicable person is invincible, or is it that the gangster is mutated and no one can stop him?
“Lu Fei, stop making so much noise. It’s disturbing me from looking at the equipment!”
In the end, it was Hit-Girl who was looking carefully at the Punisher’s weapon this time – the Barrett sniper rifle, who was not satisfied.
This little Loli, when she was watching her favorite toy, was disturbed by a bitch like Lu Fei. She was like a big fly buzzing around her and was completely devastated.
This is just like an ordinary kid who is watching TV with great interest but is dragged by his parents to do extracurricular exercises. It is so frustrating!
Chapter 024 Lu Fei, Big Dad, Punisher (Old Version)
“It’s not my fault. It’s your old man who’s gone mad. He wants to kill me with a kitchen knife. Mindy, take care of your old man! Killing is against the law!”
Lu Fei doesn’t care. When he’s not doing anything serious, the only way to make him quiet down is to sew his mouth shut.
Poor kid, he’s really been infected by Deadpool’s stupid spirit.
“It’s too loud, stop making noise, you can’t kill me, and don’t disturb me from watching the toys!”
Hit-Girl said very dissatisfiedly that the only one who could use the Barrett sniper rifle as a toy was probably this little Lolita who had received a weird education since childhood.
At the same time, the familiar butterfly knife appeared in the hand of this violent loli, and she was ready to throw.
Although it is impossible to kill Lu Fei who has super regeneration ability, it would be nice to let him bleed.
I guess when the blood was drained and he passed out, the whole world became peaceful.
“Oh, right! I couldn’t kill him, so how could I have forgotten? Look at my poor memory. What was I going to do just now?
Ah! I almost forgot, I almost forgot, how could I forget such an important thing, Mindy, where is my Big Mac? Where did you put it for me? “
Lu Fei only came out of the play after being reminded by Hit-Girl.
Oh! I was so immersed in the drama that I almost forgot he was a guy with super powers.
However, having the ability of super regeneration is also rather troublesome. After all, energy is still conserved to a certain extent.
That’s why the recovery is so fast, there must be something to replenish it.
Lu Fei didn’t feel that he was just like a plant, who could practice photosynthesis and practice fasting, and then realize his great ideal of “leaving harm for thousands of years”.
Therefore, his appetite is extremely good now, and he can eat the amount of ten meals of an ordinary person in one meal.
This is without using the super regeneration ability, if a hand or a foot is chopped off.
Lu Fei estimated that he needed to eat ten cows to replenish that energy.
If it was chopped off and only the head was left, it would probably have to be placed in nutrient solution to recover in a short period of time.
It seems that he doesn’t want to become the legendary “human pig”. It feels a bit scary! Pitiful! Sad! What a pity! What a pity!
So on the one hand, he is trying hard to become stronger, and for the Super Spider it is an attempt.
On the other hand, to a certain extent, he also consciously ignored the ability to be immortal.
After all, one must always be prepared for danger. If you rely on your almost immortality to commit suicide every day, one day you will be swatted to death like a flea.
You have to know that this is the world of superheroes. Who knows if there is any ability or thing that can restrain immortality.
Therefore, life is precious and we must cherish it. If we don’t seek death, we won’t die!
Oops! I’ve strayed off topic again.
Lu Fei stopped playing tricks on his elder dad and went to the kitchen to look for his delicious food.
Big Dad was also a little tired from chasing Lu Fei, and also a little thirsty.
It seemed as if he wanted to treat the remaining cup of ice cola that originally belonged to Lu Fei and was drunk by Hit-Girl as if it belonged to this bastard, and he drank it up fiercely.
Huh? Why does the word “suck dry” appear? It’s so evil!
As the Coke cup shook, only a “rustling” sound was heard, and the whole world suddenly became dull!
But it doesn’t matter. This cup of Coke is gone, but Hit-Girl still has some in her refrigerator. Lu Fei very skillfully took out another large cup of iced Coke.
Hehe!!! He is so smart.
“Damon, since when did you start drinking Coke? Why not some wine?”
Maybe it was because he had been with the cute Hit-Girl for a while, and then he saw Lu Fei, who was so eccentric but not malicious.
The Punisher, who was originally in a tense combat state, was relatively relaxed a little, really only a little.
Because no matter the way this guy walks or the way he stands, he always shows that he is ready to fight.
He held the whiskey bottle in one hand and took a small sip, but his other hand never left his waist, because there was a Browning pistol on it.
This guy is worthy of being called a “Level 10 Agent” by Nick Fury, the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. He can be said to be a person with the highest level of human combat power.
“I’m planning to take action tonight, so I can’t drink. I’ve been waiting too long and can’t wait any longer.
And I don’t know when I will have such an opportunity again. As long as I can succeed in revenge, I can lead a normal life with Mindy.”
Big Daddy crushed the empty Coke cup and threw it into the trash can, speaking in a firm tone.
In order to get revenge, he, an ordinary policeman, has been working hard for nearly ten years.
If it weren’t for that bastard gangster boss, he would have had a happy life and a warm family, but everything was ruined by that bastard.
“Tonight? Yes, I told you a long time ago that I can actually help you, even if it’s for Mindy, and those gangsters are guilty and deserve to die.”
The Punisher’s tone was calm, but the murderous intent revealed in it caused the temperature of the surrounding air to drop by several degrees.
Compared to the situation where Big Dad and his daughter Hit-Girl can depend on each other, perhaps the Punisher who was left alone after his entire family was killed is the one who is truly miserable!
Chapter 025 vs Punisher (Old Version)
“That’s different. Revenge is our business. Even if we ask you to help, Frank D’Amico must be left to us.
That bastard must be left to me or Mindy. This has been Mindy and I’s goal for so many years, and no one can destroy it, whether it’s you or…”
This was not the first time that Big Dad had heard the Punisher’s words, but he still chose to refuse.
Although with the Punisher’s superb skills, killing a gang boss is definitely not a big problem. He can easily kill him with a sniper rifle from a long distance.
The Punisher is familiar with special operations tactics such as individual and team operations, is proficient in various firearms, and represents the highest level of human combat effectiveness.
But this process of revenge is definitely not what Big Dad wants, nor is it the belief he has always held.
People can lack many things, but the only thing that cannot collapse is faith. Otherwise, they will live like a walking corpse, which is no different from a salted fish.
“Why are you looking at me? I’m not sharing my burger with you!”
Lu Fei felt very strange that Big Dad, who was still talking to the Punisher, suddenly turned his gaze to him.
Although he did hear it, he turned a blind eye to it.
Even if Big Dad asked him to kill the gangster boss, he wouldn’t do it if there was no good reward. It was too troublesome.
What’s more, his elder father doesn’t want him to get involved too much, so such a thankless job would not be his choice.
Besides, he still had a lot of things to do! For example, he needed to restore his handsome face, which he thought was handsome! And so on!
“Is this the guy you hired to protect Mindy? Or are you not going to let Mindy participate in tonight’s operation?”
As Big Daddy looked at Lu Fei, the Punisher also turned his gaze to Lu Fei and raised his questions.
Lu Fei, who had just put the last bite of the Big Mac into his mouth, noticed that both of them were looking at him.
He drank the large glass of iced cola leisurely, burped heavily, and then continued to speak in a rude manner:
“Why are you all looking at me? Although you all look very manly, I am not considering male friends for the time being.
When I consider having sex with both men and women, I will inform you the first time, but I want to make it clear in advance that I will definitely be the top, and definitely not the bottom!
Yeah!!! Goodbye! I’m going to play with Mindy!”
“It’s not that easy to leave!”
As soon as Lu Fei moved, the Punisher who had been standing still suddenly rushed over with great swiftness.
I don’t know when he had a ballistic knife in his hand, and he held the knife with one hand and stabbed me like a dagger.
Damn it, why does everyone like to use knives against him now?
From Hit-Girl’s butterfly knife, to Big Daddy’s big kitchen knife, and now the Punisher’s ballistic knife, is it because he was a handsome and dashing swordsman (Jack) in his previous life?
Yes, these swordsmen must be jealous of his beauty and talent!
The world was running wild in Lu Fei’s mind, but his body’s reaction was not slow at all.
I twist my waist coquettishly, and I hide, so you can’t stab me.
However, the Punisher’s movements were equally fast. His original straight stabbing movement was suddenly changed quickly using clever wrist movements.
The ballistic knife changed from a straight stab to a horizontal cut, which was to cut Lu Fei in half.
At the same time, the other hand moved without any pause, delivering a standard powerful left hook.
If Lu Fei twisted his waist again to dodge the ballistic knife, his face would probably come into close contact with the Punisher’s fist.
However, Lu Fei’s actions were completely beyond the Punisher’s expectations. He did not dodge or evade, but simply fell to the ground with one plop.
Then he pushed off the ground with his feet and slid backwards five or six meters in an instant. He exerted force on his back and stood up quickly.
This kind of action can probably only be performed by Lu Fei, who is basically non-human now. It is absolutely extraordinary and absolutely beyond the imagination of ordinary people.
“Why did you suddenly start a fight? You didn’t even tell me, you’re going to scare people!”
Lu Fei covered his chest with his hands in a serious manner and pretended to speak in a coquettish voice, “This is also thanks to Hit-Girl who is working hard on the Barrett sniper rifle.”
Otherwise, I would have vomited the hamburger I had just eaten. Didn’t you see that Big Dad was about to take a sip of ice cola, but ended up spitting it all out in one go?
It’s so fucking disgusting!
However, the Punisher, as the person involved, did not have this feeling. When he was fighting, his opponent only had two postures.
Either stand or lie down, there is no third option, and there is absolutely no such thing as lying prone.
So the ruthless and taciturn punisher continued to rush forward, and in one step he was next to Lu Fei, ready to teach Lu Fei a lesson again.
This time, he not only used his hands, but his feet were also not idle, and almost his entire body became a weapon of attack.
Hitting with hands, kicking with feet, kneeing, shouldering… and specifically targeting the vulnerable and vital parts of the person.
At this time, Lu Fei was full of resentment towards the Kung Fu master Bruce Lee, and wondered why he wanted to spread Chinese Kung Fu to the whole world.
Chapter 026: The Punisher (Old Version)
Although the Punisher’s offensive movements do not contain the “Qi” mentioned in the Celestial Empire’s legends, the shoulder-bumping action is clearly the “Tie Shan Kao” in Bajiquan.
This close-range punch, damn, is simply the “inch punch” in Wing Chun, and that…
Damn it, you are a foreigner from the United States, why do you practice Chinese Kung Fu so well? Have you paid the patent fee?
However, there is no way around it. With the spread of the magical Chinese Kung Fu throughout the world, foreigners have long been eager to learn about it.
Not to mention that there are many people learning Kung Fu abroad, there are also many people who come from thousands of miles away to China to learn Kung Fu.
However, compared to the Chinese who emphasize the routines of practicing Kung Fu and are more focused on strengthening the body, it is different.
When Chinese Kung Fu fell into the hands of foreigners, it was like gunpowder was used to set off fireworks in China but was used to make guns and kill people in foreign countries.
Various Chinese Kung Fu styles were also simplified into various fighting and killing techniques, combined with original foreign boxing, judo, and combat techniques.
No matter what, do it as powerfully as possible, as efficiently as possible, and defeat the enemy with one move. Never use an extra move.
At this time, Lu Fei was treated well.
Although Lu Fei is also good at close combat, his previous special forces training and subsequent mercenary life were not in vain.
But compared to the Punisher who reached the limit of human ability, his skills were still inferior.
But it doesn’t matter, if you don’t have enough skills, you can make up for it with ability!
Use all your senses and fully stimulate your five senses including the sixth sense of men.
While paying attention to the Punisher’s movement techniques, I tried hard to adapt to his changes in movements.
There is no way, who made Lu Fei so confident now, hehehe!!! He can’t be killed by just using such a ballistic knife, so what is there to be afraid of?
I ducked! Oops! The punch from my left hand was really strong, and my teeth are a little loose.
It’s okay. With the super regenerative ability, the gums and teeth will grow back together in an instant.
I tried to dodge again, but damn, I got scratched. My poor handsome coat was stained with blood in a minute.
It’s okay, I have super regenerative abilities. Even if my clothes are torn, there’s no way to mend them, but the cut flesh inside has already healed.
At this time, Lu Fei felt that he might have to find a scientist to make a piece of nano-clothing that could repair itself.
Otherwise, after a battle, he might not be finished, but his clothes would be.
Although Lu Fei is a bit mean now, he doesn’t have a hobby of streaking. His elephant is not for anyone to see casually. You know, there is a fee for it.
“Elephant, elephant, why is your trunk so long? …”
Humming the only song he knew, Lu Fei continued to fight the Punisher.
At the beginning, there was a “swish, swish” sound. Needless to say, it was the sound of the Punisher’s ballistic knife cutting through Lu Fei’s clothes.
Then there were the sounds of “bang bang pa pa”. Gradually, Lu Fei, the freak, was able to keep up with the Punisher’s movements.
There is no way. If you have the ability to not be afraid of being stabbed to death, if you don’t learn from the super special forces Punisher now, when will it be the right time?
Even though Lu Fei seems unreliable, he is serious about learning combat.
While fighting the Punisher, he observed every tiny movement of the Punisher’s body very carefully.
Even though there are only slight differences in those actions, the lethality they produce is worlds apart. Hitting the heart and being one millimeter away, can they be the same?
Fortunately, Lu Fei’s dynamic vision is abnormal now, otherwise his eyes would have been dry after staring for such a long time! Bah! Is this the time to talk about whether the eyes are dry or not?
But his body wasn’t tired, but his spirit was! It wasn’t that easy to keep up with the punisher’s killing pace.
“Uncle, don’t your hands hurt? Don’t your feet hurt? Don’t your waist feel sore? Do you want to take a break so we can fight again?”
After fighting for another ten minutes, Lu Fei was basically able to tie with the Punisher. It was conceivable how much effort he had put into learning and improving during this period.
Of course, this is also because the Punisher was called a “level 10 agent” by Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., which does not mean that his fighting skills are the highest.
It’s just that as an agent, he is almost at the top of humanity in all aspects. He can do the work of a group of people by himself. He is quite comprehensive.
On the other hand, the Punisher still has the physique of an ordinary human being. Even if he has undergone extremely rigorous training, there is a limit to his ability.
In terms of physical fitness, he is no match for Lu Fei. Fighting a protracted battle will definitely be disadvantageous for him. After all, Lu Fei is a very persistent man.
The experienced punisher quickly realized this, and he had previously wanted to test Lu Fei’s level.
If he really wanted to kill Lu Fei or subdue Lu Fei, he would have opened fire from the tall building over there when Lu Fei came out of the basement just now.
Although Lu Fei could not be killed, the power of the Barrett sniper rifle should not be underestimated. If it was loaded with special bullets, it would definitely cause great trouble to Lu Fei.
But Lu Fei did not lose his mind. Even though he was a bitch, he did not meet the punisher’s standard of “guilty, must die”.
What’s more, Lu Fei is a friend of Big Daddy and Hit-Girl, and the Punisher is not very thin, so he fights Lu Fei with a ballistic knife.
Chapter 027 Protection, Recognition (Old Version)
At this moment, the Punisher heard Lu Fei say that, and he didn’t say much nonsense. He looked at Lu Fei coldly and then said:
“Okay, one last move, let’s see if you can catch it.”
As soon as he finished speaking, without giving Lu Fei any time to think or respond, the Punisher over there suddenly pressed a device on the ballistic knife.
The blade of the ballistic knife flew out like a hidden weapon at an extremely fast speed. This knife was definitely modified by the Punisher himself.
The speed at which this ballistic knife flies out is definitely comparable to that of an ordinary bullet, and it is also very unexpected.
However, although Lu Fei still looked nonchalant on the outside, his mind was highly concentrated.
When he saw the blade flying out, his body’s first instinct was to dodge it, and with his current reaction speed, he was definitely able to dodge it.
Damn, when were we forced to this place? Because not far behind Lu Fei was Hit-Girl, who was concentrating on studying the Barrett sniper rifle.
Lu Fei could dodge it, but who knows if the little loli Hit-Girl could avoid it.
Damn it!
At this moment, Lu Fei thought of Dong Cunrui who sacrificed himself to blow up the bunker, Huang Jiguang who used his body to block the enemy’s machine gun, and… the millions of revolutionary martyrs!
Well, this is all fake. If Lu Fei had such a high level of awareness, he would not have fought in the special forces just because he couldn’t stand it, and was finally expelled because of his stubborn temper.
But when he thought about the concerned look on Hit-Girl’s face, and how genuinely happy she was when he was okay.
Well, men are always there to protect women. Even though this woman is only a 13-year-old little girl, but…
Damn! How can the speed of this blade be so fast, how can the force be so strong, do you think you are a jet rocket?
Lu Fei did not choose to dodge, but grabbed the blade with one hand.
He managed to catch it, but the blade cut his palm and he continued to slide forward like a loach.
As for your brother-in-law, you can only use the worst possible strategy.
Lu Fei quickly used his other hand to block the blade, “puff”, this was the sound of the blade entering his hand.
“Puff”, this is the sound of the blade entering the body!
“Puff”, uh, what’s that sound? I’m sorry, I was too nervous and excited just now, and I accidentally didn’t hold my anus tightly, and the internal gas was released.
Then, with Lu Fei as a human target, the blade finally stayed quietly inside Lu Fei’s body.
But this guy said he felt very uncomfortable. Other families were pregnant for ten months and finally gave birth to a baby. But for some, it was more likely to be twins, twins, or triplets…
But why did he hold a knife in his arms at this moment? Was it because he was such a talented man?
Ao go, take the blade of the Punisher’s ballistic knife out of your stomach, almost cutting your intestines.
It seems that I need to study human anatomy sometime, and also learn a little about surgical operations, otherwise if I connect the large intestine and the small intestine together in the future, then…
The consequences are simply unimaginable. The road down will be blocked, so the only way is to go up, and by then you will be really speechless.
But… hehe!!! I am still interested in learning body drawing. It would be best if there were cute girls with good figures to be body models!
Lu Fei was a really capable guy. While enduring the severe pain to take out the blade, he was still thinking about many things.
In other words, if you don’t think about other things to distract yourself, this action of pulling the blade out of a person’s stomach without any anesthetic is really too cruel!
On the other side, the Punisher was thoughtful as he looked at the wound on Lu Fei’s stomach which was gradually healing.
He walked forward, got close to Lu Fei, and looked at him carefully.
It didn’t take long, and except for the bloodstains on that part, it was basically intact, without even a scar from the knife, and the skin was quite white and smooth.
If those women who pursue fair skin knew about this, they would definitely be very attracted by Lu Fei’s super regeneration ability.
“What are you doing! Old man, don’t think that you succeeded just now, I was just careless! There will definitely be no such opportunity next time.”
Lu Fei was a little angry after getting into a fight for no apparent reason and getting stabbed in the stomach.
“That’s right. No wonder Damon asked you to protect Mindy. Although your skills are a little lacking, you can be used as a human shield at a critical moment. Come on.”
This was the first time that the Punisher spoke a long sentence to Lu Fei. Obviously, the Punisher, who had a long career as a special forces soldier and agent, did not like the erratic Lu Fei very much.
Although Lu Fei has super powers, the Punisher doesn’t think he can’t defeat this somewhat neurotic guy.
Even if we can’t kill him, we can subdue him and then hand him over to SHIELD for slice research!
Now that the Punisher can talk to Lu Fei so nicely, it means that he has acknowledged Lu Fei’s existence to a certain extent.
Chapter 028: Neurosis (Reward from [Asshole]) (Old version)
“What are you taking, you psycho!”
Ha! Lu Fei, who sometimes behaves obviously abnormally, can still confidently call others crazy. Where does he get the courage?
Did Liang Jingru give it to me? “Love really requires courage…”
At first, Lu Fei was confused by the Punisher’s words, but now his mind was affected to a certain extent by Deadpool’s superpowers.
But he was still a smart guy, and it didn’t take Lu Fei long to come to his senses.
“Fuck! Fuckyou, are you crazy? You bastard, you shot it at Mindy? Ah!
If I didn’t catch it, then Mindy would be dead. Are you crazy? Didn’t your mother teach you that throwing knives randomly is dangerous?
You still want to take the knife back? Go ahead and dream! It’s confiscated!” Lu Fei rejected the punisher’s request without hesitation.
What a joke, there is no problem in dealing with him. After all, it is difficult for him to die now, and he comes openly, even if he is subdued.
Then we can only blame him for not being strong enough and not being as skilled as others, so he deserves to lose.
But, attacking his friend…
Although Lu Fei has only known Hit-Girl for a short time, her concern for him is genuine.
So Lu Fei really treated her as a friend, an interesting child.
Now the Punisher is attacking Hit-Girl, whether intentionally or unintentionally, it is wrong.
If he wasn’t still inferior to the Punisher in terms of skills, Lu Fei would definitely not mind turning him into a giant panda with black eyes.
Although he could kill the Punisher at close range thanks to his super powers, their hatred didn’t seem that great, so there was no need for them to be so brutal.
Moreover, Lu Fei disdains to bully others by relying on his superpowers. He still has some bottom line for those who have not offended him, although this bottom line can be broken.
So, damn it, in order to teach the Punisher a lesson one day, Lu Fei has to continue to work hard to become stronger.
I guess this day won’t be far away! Humph! That’s how you hold grudges. There’s no such thing as a gentleman’s revenge is never too late.
Until he adapts better to his abnormal body, uses his superpowers more skillfully, or obtains stronger superpowers.
I must beat the Punisher so hard that his mother can’t even recognize him. I will make you act cold and aloof every day, and look so cool and awesome!
So angry!
“oh!”
Unfortunately, Lu Fei’s indignation was like painting for a blind man or playing the piano for a deaf man. It was really like playing the lute to a cow.
The Punisher was completely indifferent. Since Lu Fei didn’t return the blade of his ballistic knife to him, he took out a spare blade from his military pants pocket.
While calmly attaching the blade to the ballistic knife, he said without much emotion:
“Don’t let your emotions fluctuate so much. As a warrior, you have a very good physique, and your superb regenerative abilities and reaction speed are also very unique.
His skills are a little lacking, his learning ability is good, but his determination to kill is not enough, and some of his movements are too rigid.
I don’t know where he learned the fighting skills, but the best skills are those that can kill people, and there shouldn’t be so many restrictions.
You should have restrained your strength just now, otherwise I would not have been able to withstand your strength. Are you trying to learn fighting skills from me by using a strength similar to mine?
It can be seen that although your emotions fluctuate greatly, you are still able to control them for the time being. Is your madness also due to your super powers?
But I advise you not to hold back when facing an enemy, and don’t think that you can be invincible just because you have superpowers, because the enemy won’t give you a chance.”
The Punisher is indeed a powerful character. After fighting with Lu Fei just now, he quickly guessed Lu Fei’s condition and thoughts from some situations.
And he calmly analyzed that he was indeed an ace agent, not a muscular man who only knew how to fight and kill but had no brains.
“Psycho, are we talking about me? Is now the time to talk about this? Ah!
We are talking about how you almost killed Mindy just now. Don’t change the subject. If you don’t give me a reason, I won’t return the knife to you!”
Sweat! Is Lu Fei’s words a threat? Is it a threat?
It’s not a good idea at all. The Punisher has already taken out the spare blade, so the blade in Lu Fei’s hand seems to be useless, right?
However, Lu Fei still has to act stubbornly in most cases, and probably only he can handle his own problems.
Why bother saying it out loud and making others distressed? He, Lu Fei, is a real man, and a real man will never say no!
“I won’t let Mindy get into danger. Damon is ready. If you can’t catch the blade, he will shoot it away.
Although Damon’s other skills are not good, his marksmanship is OK.” The Punisher seemed to agree with Lu Fei and became more talkative.
Lu Fei looked at Big Dad who had walked to their side at some point. This guy had a pistol in his hand and was always ready.
Chapter 029 Weird Father and Daughter (Old Version)
Noticing that Lu Fei was looking at him, Daddy smiled sheepishly and said:
“Lu Fei, I’m sorry, Frank is just like that. No one will feel at ease unless he tries it himself. I’m begging you tonight, please protect Mindy.
As long as Mindy is fine and I can get my revenge, everything else is fine. Even if I die, I can rest in peace.”
Big Dad narrated the story with true feelings. This tough guy, perhaps only showed his weak side at such an important moment as tonight.
“Psycho, damn it, am I the one who is abnormal, or are you all abnormal? You all have problems in your brains!
Why are you talking to me about life and death? I can’t die. Death has nothing to do with me. Don’t discuss this kind of thing with me.
If you want to die, just find a place to die, just don’t die in front of me. It will affect your appetite and mood. I plan to eat more tonight.”
Lu Fei rolled his eyes at Big Dad and said unhappily, but the Punisher just smiled at his words.
“What are you doing?”
Hit-Girl, who had already studied the Punisher’s Barrett sniper rifle, seemed to have finally noticed the movements of the three men here.
He walked over, carrying a Barrett sniper rifle that was almost as tall as her, and asked in a daze.
This little Lolita is probably only very shrewd when it comes to killing people, but she is usually vague about some things in life.
This is probably the consequence of being brought up by a rough and heavy father. It’s really terrible!
“Mindy, this uncle just wanted to shoot you with a knife. Look, it’s the one in my hand. It’s really not too sharp.
If you had been shot, you would have been stabbed with a white knife and then a red knife would have come out. Fortunately, I was smart and brave enough to block the knife for you.
The situation at that time was absolutely too dangerous. At that critical moment, it happened in a split second. I stood in front of you like a solid wall.
The knife stopped flying towards you because it stabbed my body. The metaphor of wall doesn’t seem appropriate.
Just like a meat shield, bah! Meat shield? You are the meat shield, your whole family is a meat shield!
Anyway, no matter what it looked like, it was really painful and almost cut my intestines off. After being dragged out, I could only make rice noodles with large intestines.
And your unscrupulous father actually colluded with outsiders and said he would use a gun to shoot away the flying blade when I couldn’t catch it.
Oh my god, who does he think he is, just some useless ex-cop who got framed and is now looking for revenge on a gang boss.
Who gave him the courage and confidence? He really doesn’t cherish such a beautiful and lovely daughter like you. Otherwise, Mindy, you can just be my daughter.
I will take you to eat delicious food, buy you beautiful clothes, and then go to the amusement park to play happily. If you want to go to school, we can go to school.
If you don’t want to, just grow up happily, be pretty, and then you can find a better boyfriend in the future.
If he treats you well, that’s fine. But if he treats you badly, I will twist his head off and kick it like a ball.
Wow hahaha!!! How is it? Is my plan good? Is it perfect?
Girl, let’s make it happen together!” Facing Hit-Girl, Lu Fei first gave a small report.
Then he started talking nonsense as usual. This idea was really weird and eccentric.
It’s simply unbelievable. If Hit-Girl follows Lu Fei, who knows what she will become. She will probably become a street thug.
However, Hit-Girl is already quite accustomed to Lu Fei’s nonsense, so she just pretends not to hear it and lets it go in one ear and out the other.
Because with Lu Fei’s eccentric personality, let alone raising her to adulthood, he would probably let Hit-Girl go somewhere to play in less than three days.
So sometimes, Hit-Girl almost treated Lu Fei as someone of the same age as her, and there was no generation gap at all in their communication.
“Don’t worry, I get it. It’s not a big deal. My dad shot me before, but I was fine as long as I was wearing a bulletproof vest.
I believe that Dad will knock the blade down before it hits me, so don’t worry, why don’t we find a place to try out this big toy together?”
Hit-Girl said with the same nonchalance.
My God, what kind of situation is this? A father actually shot his own daughter with a gun, and the daughter didn’t think it was strange.
It was simply unbelievable. Lu Fei didn’t know how to describe what he heard. Is there such a weird father-daughter relationship in the world?
“Mindy, didn’t I tell you that it’s our little secret? How can you tell it to others?”
Big Dad was so touched by his daughter Hit-Girl’s unconditional trust in him that there was even a misty look in his eyes.
But as a real man, he cannot show his emotional side like this, especially in front of his daughter, he has to be a strong father.
No matter in the past, present or future, I will never retreat or become weak unless I die.
Chapter 030: Prepare to Fight Monsters (Old Version)
“It doesn’t matter. Lu Fei is one of us. What’s the big deal if I tell him? Besides, it’s great now that Lu Fei is here!
In the future, we won’t need those motionless plastic models when testing guns. With Lu Fei here, we can let him dodge bullets and see the power of bullets. It will definitely be fun!”
Hit-Girl said with a smile, but this statement…
The first few sentences touched Lu Fei, as if he were one of their own! But what on earth was the “testing the gun” at the end?
Man, you can’t kill him with bullets, but he’ll still feel pain, okay? Where’s the promise of “Captain, don’t shoot”?
He’s not a guinea pig, how can he be used to test the gun? And don’t make it sound so easy when you’re shot, okay?
You are still a 13-year-old little girl. If you are so violent now, will you be able to get married in the future? Will you be able to get married?
Lu Fei observed a three-second silence for Hit-Girl’s future boyfriend. If they were not getting along well, domestic violence would occur, and it would be one-sided abuse!
Then Lu Fei decided not to dwell on the previous topic anymore. Everyone around him was really a freak. This world was too scary!
“Damon, since we have to act, we might as well do it early. The weather is just right now. We can go out to do the work and kill people, and then come back for dinner.
Didn’t you say you would show me your cooking skills? I’m looking forward to it. A grown man wearing an apron and cooking. Wow, hahaha!!! Just thinking about it makes me happy!”
Lu Fei would definitely mock Big Dad first, a rough man wearing a Hello Kitty scarf busying around in the kitchen.
He can laugh at this joke for a month.
“No, it’s not time yet. I still have to wait for a little kid to come over. With his help, things will go much more smoothly tonight.”
The eldest father answered Lu Fei’s question seriously.
But……
“Wow! Little boy, man, you don’t really like this young guy, do you? Oh no, I found out your little secret!
Male or female? Mindy, your dad is going to find a little mother for you! Are you happy? Are you surprised? It’s a surprise!”
Well, Big Dad said that he was powerless to refute Lu Fei’s wild imagination. If he said a few more words in reply, the idea would probably be extended to something even more mysterious.
So Big Dad decided to ignore Lu Fei’s words. However, after hearing what Lu Fei said, Hit-Girl was very upset and said:
“Lu Fei, it’s a man, a man! He’s a little older than me, probably in high school, and he’s a very interesting person.
He even gave himself a nickname, called “Kick-Ass”, but his fighting ability is too weak! He is really only worthy of being beaten, he is a weakling. “
Hit-Girl’s words are always so sharp. One second she’s praising someone for being interesting, and the next second she’s belittling them to the point where they feel ashamed.
Moreover, is it really a normal world view, outlook on life, and values ​​to measure people by their combat effectiveness?
It seems that Hit-Girl was raised by her real man father since she was a child, and her values ​​have long been abnormal!
“Damon, what kind of helpers did you find? High school students? With super powers? Remember, we are going to kill people, not play house.”
Listening to Hit-Girl’s words, Lu Fei didn’t think there was anything wrong. It was interesting, so let’s play together! However, the Punisher at the side spoke first with a grim tone.
The Punisher felt that Big Daddy’s actions were too frivolous. Not to mention that their action was to deal with a gang boss who had subordinates and guns.
If there wasn’t a freak like Lu Fei who could block bullets with his own flesh, the Punisher would have felt that he shouldn’t have brought Hit-Girl along.
Fighting and killing are things for adults, and letting underage children get involved is not a wise thing to do.
On the other hand, to deal with a gang boss who is usually well protected, in addition to careful planning, you also need to be fast and accurate, kill with one strike, and then evacuate quickly.
This requires that the actors have sufficient combat effectiveness and the fewer people who know about it the better, so as to ensure that there are no leaks and it is also efficient.
But what’s going on now? Ah! First it was a little girl? Now it’s a high school student? A weakling? What are you going to do? Have fun together?
“Frank, I have my own plan. Kick-Ass is just there to attract our attention. He doesn’t need to participate in our fight.
Besides, he’s just a high school student. Those gangs won’t do anything to him. Don’t worry, I know my limits.
Mindy, stop playing around, it’s time for us to get ready, tonight is the time for us to take revenge!”
Big Daddy said this in a firm tone, and at the same time called Hit-Girl to change out of her casual clothes and go to the basement to put on her combat uniform.
Hit-Girl also obediently returned the Barrett sniper rifle to the Punisher, and then followed Big Dad to change equipment.
Just the jumping movements showed that Hit-Girl was in a very good mood. For this little Loli, going out to kill people seemed to be a very interesting monster-killing game.
As for what’s strange?
Those gangsters or hooligans and other bad guys are the monsters that need to be killed! What a cruel little loli!
Chapter 031 Kick-Ass and Red Tornado (Old Version)
After Big Dad and Hit-Girl left, Lu Fei felt bored because the Punisher was a very ruthless person who didn’t talk much, and they didn’t have much in common.
So Lu Fei had no choice but to continue taking out the food from his great-dad’s house and eating it happily. One of the good things about having super powers is that his digestive ability is super good.
Everything I eat tastes delicious, and I don’t have to worry about overeating or indigestion. My mom no longer has to worry about me not eating.
Ouch! I accidentally let the “Jiangzhong Brand Stomach-Strengthening and Digestive Tablets” go out of business!
(It’s such shameless advertising)
The Punisher on the side was preparing his own weapons. Although he only brought a travel bag, there were a lot of things inside.
Especially some small hidden weapons, which may look inconspicuous, but Lu Fei always feels that these things are good for killing people. It turns out that those who used to be agents are quite good at it.
I don’t know how much time has passed. Lu Fei only knows that he has eaten a lot because the trash can next to the table is full.
What’s more, he doesn’t use his mouth to talk, but to eat, without stopping for a moment. It’s amazing!
Big Daddy and Hit-Girl had finally changed their costumes completely, and they looked the same as when Lu Fei first saw them.
With a purple wig and a black mask, Hit-Girl’s outfit is much more pleasing to the eye than her usual cute little loli look.
As for the other one, Big Dad was still wearing that low-profile Batman outfit, which was really unpleasant to the eyes.
Then Big Daddy and Hit-Girl took Lu Fei and Punisher to another place, which was also one of their secret bases.
It is located on the second floor of an inconspicuous building, and is filled with weapons and equipment.
Oh my god, Big Dad and his gang are really cunning. It seems that 80% of the black money they get from cracking down on gangs is used to purchase secret bases and weapons and equipment.
But what’s the matter with Hit-Girl sitting on the windowsill instead of sitting on the chair?
Your dad wants to be Batman, do you want to be Catwoman?
But my figure is not up to standard now. It’s completely flat, with the front and back the same. Who knows when I grow up.
Lu Fei’s focus is indeed different from others.
“Boom, boom, boom!”
What is that sound? I heard three long and two short knocks on the door. Is this the agreed code?
Why not use “The king of heaven covers the earth, the tiger covers the earth, the pagoda suppresses the river monster” as the secret code for the enemy? That would be more mysterious and contemporary, much better than the knocking sound of “Knock, knock, knock!”
“Our little friend has arrived.”
When Big Dad heard the knock on the door, he was in a good mood and prepared to open it. He seemed to have a good impression of Kick-Ass who came over at night.
Soon, the eldest dad came in with two boys. From their short stature, it could be seen that they were definitely high school students.
One of them was wearing green clothes and a green hood, green! He had two black sticks on his back.
This outfit exudes a strong nerd vibe, which even the weird outfit can’t cover up.
Lu Fei guessed that this guy must be Kick-Ass. He was such a tasteless guy. No wonder no girls liked him! He complained again.
The other one has a completely different look from Kick-Ass, with a black and red outfit and a black mask.
The weirdest thing is the burgundy hair that stands up like a rooster’s comb. Brother, are you from the “Shamatte” association?
“Red Tornado” is what Lu Fei heard his father call him just now. This heroic name is a bit low, but it is better than Kick-Ass.
Yes!!! It is probably a lot taller.
“Hit-Girl, say hello to them!”
As Big Dad brought the two boys in, he greeted Hit-Girl who was sitting on the windowsill. Was he trying to teach Hit-Girl to be polite?
Stop joking, this violent little loli usually greets him by just taking out a butterfly knife and poking him, okay?
However, to Lu Fei’s surprise, this time, Hit-Girl really intended to come down from the windowsill and stretched out a hand to shake hands with the new guy.
“Bang!” A shot!
What the hell is this? Why did Red Tornado pull out a gun from behind his back and shoot Hit-Girl?
Hit-Girl was knocked off the windowsill in one fell swoop, and then a group of strong men rushed in from outside the door!
“No! No…”
Big Dad was completely stunned by the sudden change, especially the moment when Hit-Girl was shot and fell off the windowsill. Big Dad was almost unable to think.
He just yelled “No!” while leaning on the windowsill to see what was happening to Hit-Girl, exposing his back to the group of big men rushing in!
Is this for doggy style? Or a group sex? The taste is a bit strong!
Such a strange thought flashed through Lu Fei’s mind, followed by an anger that was difficult to conceal, because they actually attacked his child.
Facing Hit-Girl, whose life or death is unknown, Lu Fei was extremely angry, but he did not completely lose his mind like Big Dad.
As soon as they saw these big men in black were armed, they knew they had bad intentions towards them. It seemed that there was something wrong with the two new guys.
Chapter 032: Killing Like a Fist (Old Version)
This problem is something to be considered later. At the moment, the most important thing is to get rid of these big men who rushed in.
Otherwise, it would be so scary to have a group of big men surrounding you!
The two guys, Kick-Ass and Red Tornado, have been controlled by the big man in black, and Red Tornado is still chattering about something.
Kick-Ass on the other side was even more excited. He found it hard to believe that Red Tornado, who was his companion just a moment ago, would actually attack Hit-Girl.
I really had no preparation and no worries at all, you just appeared in my world, frightening me and making me unable to control myself!
At the same time, without much discussion, Lu Fei and the Punisher took action together.
He pulled out two daggers. Since the Tang sword was too long, it was not suitable for fighting in a small area. At this time, the dagger that could be used to stab people was the most appropriate.
“Ah!” There was a strange cry, and then Lu Fei rushed forward, fearless and fearless. He cut the throat of one, stabbed the heart of another, and slashed the stomach of the remaining one…
I got shot. This little pistol isn’t powerful enough!
So it didn’t matter, it didn’t take long for the bullet to be squeezed out of the body by the recovered muscles.
Lu Fei discovered that the calm guy was still able to shoot at this time. He turned around and looked at the other party with bloodshot eyes.
With a “ding” sound, the bullet head fell to the ground, which sounded like the devil’s summons to the other party.
What the hell is this thing? Is it still human? Even bullets can’t kill it.
He licked the blood on the dagger with the tip of his tongue, as if he was choosing his prey, and then Lu Fei rushed towards the guy who shot him.
He took three or two steps to get close, and with his left hand stabbed the dagger into the body of a large man in black who was rushing towards him nearby, pinning him to the wall in an instant.
Then he freed his hands and grabbed the guy who shot him.
Also pressed directly against the wall, is this considered another kind of wall-dong?
The force was so great that even the walls seemed to have lost some dust and some tiny cracks appeared.
He moved his right hand quickly and stabbed it hard, causing blood to splatter.
At this time, Lu Fei thought it would be a good idea to choose a red hood. Blood splattered on it would also be red, so it didn’t seem to make much difference.
But you were wearing all black, so the blood splattered on you could still be seen clearly, okay?
By the time Lu Fei let go of the guy who was pressed against the wall, he had been stabbed like a rag doll. Lu Fei still took his time to appreciate his work.
Then he nodded with satisfaction, turned around gracefully, took back the other dagger that was still stabbing someone else, and said “thank you” happily.
Then he simply slit his neck, which was considered to kill him early and also as a reward for the other party temporarily keeping the dagger for him.
Of course, this is also to allow Lu Fei to deal with the other guys quickly, because he found that the Punisher’s movements were much faster than his.
Compared to Lu Fei’s brutal and fearless killing method, the Punisher’s actions were more effective.
He rushed into the crowd, and with one powerful move, he broke the neck of a big man in black, and then used his body to block a bullet.
He approached another guy, raised his hand, shot another guy who was about to shoot not far away, and then cut his throat with the ballistic knife.
Then he used a Browning pistol to shoot accurately at close range, and while shooting he also used a ballistic knife to kill people at close range. Even the movements of dodging bullets seemed to be planned in advance.
Awesome! He really killed people like crazy!
Before long, there were only six people left in the room.
The murderous Lu Fei and the Punisher, the still heartbroken Big Dad, the stunned Kick-Ass and Red Tornado, and the leader of the gang of black and strong men.
This big man had previously commanded a group of his men to encircle and suppress Lu Fei and the Punisher, but unexpectedly, a group of people were killed by the other side instead.
What kind of monsters are these two?
For one, killing is as easy and normal as drinking water or eating, while for the other, he seems to really enjoy the feeling of killing and cannot be killed even with bullets.
The remaining big man in black, holding a gun, didn’t know what to do.
He wanted to run away, but the cruel thing was that when they rushed in just now, they tried to prevent the people in the house from escaping.
He actually closed the door! He just closed the door like that!
Asshole, which asshole closed the door?
They are brutal and rude gangsters, why should they be so polite? You should be a “four-have newcomer”!
At this moment, the big man in black was heartbroken and hated the younger brother who closed the door very much.
But, what’s the use, what’s the use, the unlucky guy who closed the door has already been finished, how can you blame him?
Should I go to hell to settle the score with him?
They had done a lot of bad things, and the big man in black thought they could only go to hell.
On the other hand, given the skills of the two monsters in the house, the big man in black didn’t think he would have the time and opportunity to open the door and go out calmly.
What should I do?
Chapter 033: Lucky Hit-Girl (Old Version)
It was so quick that I heard and saw…
“I, I, I surrender! Spare my life! Hero! Hero, I have an eighty-year-old frail mother above me and a newborn baby crying for food below me.
Heroes, please spare my life! I, I will never dare to go against you heroes again!”
The big man in black threw away his weapon, knelt on his knees, and began to beg for mercy with tears and snot.
And why does this plea for mercy sound so familiar? Is there anything new in it?
“What a joke! Do you think I will let you off with such a lame excuse?”
After entering the combat state, Lu Fei felt a very satisfying pleasure, which was even more exciting than masturbating.
Because of the almost immortal ability, killing seems to have become a very interesting and exciting game.
This is much more interesting than the life of a mercenary in my previous life where I had to be cautious. No, why do I feel this way?
“Ah! No, no! Aren’t you superheroes? How can you kill people! Don’t kill me, not me, not me!
This is none of my business. I just followed someone’s instructions. It’s not my fault. Don’t kill me. I…”
The big man in black saw Lu Fei, who was full of blood, getting closer to him, and his fear grew deeper and deeper.
He was on the verge of collapse and had already started talking nonsense. If this continued, he would be scared to pee his pants.
“Hooded man, spare his life. Go check on Hit-Girl. I’ll interrogate him.”
While Lu Fei was thinking and preparing to kill the surrendering man in black, he was suddenly held down by the shoulders by the Punisher.
Then I heard the other party’s seemingly calm but trembling voice.
“good!”
At this time, Lu Fei didn’t say much nonsense. It seemed that it was more important to deal with this big man in black or to quickly check on Hit-Girl’s situation.
As he spoke, Lu Fei, who did not follow the usual path, jumped lightly from the second-floor window.
When I landed, I found that Hit-Girl was not dead, not dead, really not dead, it was really great!
“Mindy, are you okay?” Lu Fei asked Hit-Girl with concern.
“No, it’s okay! Ahem!!!”
Hit-Girl leaned against the wall to catch her breath while answering Lu Fei’s words. It was obvious that the shot had seriously injured her.
Although she was wearing the homemade bulletproof vest her big father gave her and was not shot to death, the impact of being shot should not be underestimated.
If the Red Tornado kid wasn’t holding a large-caliber pistol and his marksmanship was average, he would have just hastily fired a shot at the chest, not at the vital parts.
Moreover, Hit-Girl has been undergoing rigorous training since she was young, and her physical fitness and flexibility exceed those of ordinary people. Otherwise, even if she didn’t die, it would be very dangerous.
From this point of view, she is lucky.
But the current condition is not very good. At least the originally rosy face has become a little pale.
“It’s okay, I’m glad you’re okay. I almost scared myself to death! I told children to sit and stand properly, and not sit on the windowsill!
And didn’t your father teach you not to talk to strangers? It’s very dangerous. Not everyone is as kind and friendly as me!”
After finding out that Hit-Girl didn’t have any major problems, Lu Fei returned to his usual flirtatious personality.
However, at this moment, Hit-Girl was devastated when she heard his words.
When did you tell her not to sit on the windowsill? She’s only thirteen, not eighty-three, and she’s not hard of hearing!
Besides, what’s the matter with not talking to strangers? It was obviously Big Dad who asked her to greet people who came in, okay? This is all her fault!
Besides, you are covered in blood and smell of blood, and you tell her something like “kind and kind”. Do you think she is blind?
He complained about Lu Fei in his heart. If he hadn’t been shot and still felt very stuffy in his chest, he would have been unable to move big movements or say too much.
Hit-Girl will definitely fight back angrily. She must show her how powerful she is and that little Loli is not someone who can be easily bullied.
By the way, thinking of this, Hit-Girl began to get angry, not at Lu Fei, but at that bastard boy named Red Tornado.
He was shot for no reason and fell from the second floor, almost dying.
How can Hit-Girl, who has believed in an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth since childhood, endure this?
Without saying a word, he prepared to go upstairs for revenge!
But just as she took a step out, she felt “ouch!” and almost fell to the ground due to chest tightness.
It seems that she is indeed a little loli. Her breasts are not well developed. She does not have the majestic appearance of “a mountain looks like a peak when viewed from the front and a hill when viewed from the side”. Naturally, it is difficult for her to offset the impact of the bullet.
In addition, I was still young and my cardiopulmonary function was not that strong, so it was already a struggle for me to get up.
Little guy, instead of lying down to catch your breath, you actually want to walk. And judging from her movements just now, it seems that she is used to the agile movements she usually does.
But now that I am injured, I still want to be so flexible, haha!!! I am really thinking too much!
Fortunately, Lu Fei is here at this time.
Chapter 034 Childish (Old Version)
He had suffered before, when his little friend was shot and he didn’t react in time.
At this time, Lu Fei was always alert. It seemed that he needed to be more vigilant whether in the battlefield of life and death or in daily life.
Who makes life always have so many surprises or shocks!
“Mindy, you’re okay! I think you’re going to fall to the ground soon! Don’t be so stubborn, I’ll carry you up there, you won’t be too heavy, right?”
Obviously, these words were well-intentioned, but when they came out of Lu Fei’s mouth, they had a strange taste. It really is true that people say what they are like.
“Hmph! What do you care? Why don’t you just squat down!”
Hit-Girl said this tsunderely, but she did not reject Lu Fei’s kindness.
But what does this “squatting down” mean?
Oops, I almost forgot that Hit-Girl is now injured and weak. She is not the lively and violent little loli she usually is.
So Lu Fei slapped his head, then squatted down obediently, waiting for Hit-Girl to slowly lie on his back.
This little Lolita must have really suffered a great loss this time. She can only move slowly, otherwise it will easily affect the painful area.
“Lie down, let’s go! Wow, hahaha!!!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Fei was ready to move forward at a rapid pace, but…
“Ouch! Bastard Lu Fei, do you want to kill me with pain?”
Lu Fei was actually hit hard by Hit-Girl who was lying on his back. “You little brat, I carried you and you hit me!”
If it weren’t for the fact that you are still a patient, I would have turned you into a unicorn!
Despite thinking this, Lu Fei couldn’t help but slow down his pace and make his movements lighter.
God knows, in his two lifetimes, he has never carried anyone on his back except for running away with his injured companions.
Moreover, those companions are all grown men, and they are on a battlefield full of bullets and gunfire. There is no need to worry about whether they will hurt each other. The most important thing is to run away quickly.
Now……
It is so difficult to carry a little Loli on your back. It is just like carrying a fragile glass product. You need to be 200% careful.
If he had known earlier, he would not have listened to the Punisher. If he could choose again, he would definitely stay and interrogate the big man in black so that he could use the “Ten Cruel Tortures of the Qing Dynasty”.
Then let the Punisher come down and carry Hit-Girl. Imagine such a tough guy having to carry a little girl tenderly…
Roar! ! ! It’s interesting! “Little Lolita’s Monkey God Uncle”! Or “Léon: The Professional”?
“Lu Fei, what are you thinking about? What’s the situation up there?”
As they were talking, Hit-Girl noticed that Lu Fei had begun to lose focus and enter his own fantasy world, so she gave him another slap in the face.
My aunt, did I provoke you? I carried you upstairs with good intentions, but you hit me. Do you think I am a mole?
Lu Fei was really helpless. Fortunately, he was wearing a hood, otherwise Hit-Girl would definitely grab his hair and ride him like a horse.
It’s really hard to be a good person!
But he still had to answer Hit-Girl’s question, otherwise who knows if this little loli will give him another slap on the face. Is she getting addicted to hitting him?
“There’s no problem up there. With someone as wise and powerful as me, I can wipe out a group of gangsters in a matter of minutes. Don’t take it too easy!”
Lu Fei said nonchalantly (so shameless).
Unfortunately, Hit-Girl didn’t quite believe him. “Are you sure Frank didn’t kill most of them?”
Oh my god, you are doubting my professionalism in killing people. It is true that my uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt can’t. However, it is just that it seems…
Damn it, it seems that the Punisher really killed more people, so Lu Fei was busy enjoying the pleasure of killing. It seemed that he killed fiercely, but…
When it comes to efficiency in killing, there is definitely no one like the Punisher, who looks calm and can break someone’s neck without even blinking.
I really don’t know if this guy used to kill chickens. He is so skilled in twisting the neck, and with that “click” sound, the sound of someone’s neck breaking is also crisp.
“How could that be? I was just too worried about you. You know I’m such a loyal and righteous man, and your father almost collapsed.
I killed everyone and then jumped down to find you. See how good I am to you. Remember not to steal my iced Coke in the future.”
This guy Lu Fei was talking seriously one second, and the next second he changed the topic to something else.
“What? When did I steal your iced cola? The iced cola you drink is from my house, okay?”
Hit-Girl is also young, so it was easy for Lu Fei to lead the topic off track.
“Who said it’s yours? That iced Coke is just temporarily in your refrigerator. Otherwise, go back and call it and see if it responds. If it responds, I’ll believe it’s yours.”
If Lu Fei dares to claim to be second to none in his ability to cause trouble, no one can be second to him.
“Ha! It’s my house!”
“It’s not yours!”
“It’s mine!”
“no!”
“that is!”
The two guys were so disrespectful and kept going upstairs. These two guys…
Obviously one of them was seriously injured and the other was covered in blood, but they were discussing such a childish question. It really makes people speechless!
Chapter 035 Thank you for stabbing you to death (old version)
Carrying Hit-Girl all the way to the door of Big Dad and the others’ room, Lu Fei unexpectedly put Hit-Girl down.
“Mindy, you look a little heavy! Is it because you ate too many hamburgers? They are very high in calories. It seems you need to lose weight when you have time!” Lu Fei said unscrupulously.
“Get lost! I ate your bread, what do you care?”
Obviously, no matter how old you are, even if you are a little girl, you still care about your weight. It turns out that girls’ love of beauty starts from childhood.
Hit-Girl angrily retorted to Lu Fei, leaving him speechless. It seemed that her condition was much better now, and she spoke with confidence.
So she asked again: “Why don’t you carry me in?”
“I’ll carry you in! Do you want me to be hacked to death by your father? He would have hacked me with a kitchen knife if I’d just carried him. Now I’m carrying him on my back. It’s over. Xiao Li’s Flying Dagger will come out.
And your father really lost his composure just now. I’m afraid he will go insane if he sees me carrying you on my back again. It seems that you are very important to him.
So, don’t let him worry, it’s nice to have a father who cares about you! You should be feeling much better now, you have the strength to speak now.
Go in and comfort your father. Your father is not as strong as he usually appears. I never expected to see him in tears!
Poor thing! Having such an unlucky child is really worrying. He doesn’t even care about his father’s painstaking efforts. It really gives me a headache!”
Lu Fei spoke a bunch of random words again. It seemed normal at first, but the last few sentences sounded unreliable.
“Lu Fei, you didn’t take your medicine, did you? Or is there something wrong with you? Why would my dad cry? He must be lying. You can’t fool me.”
Hit-Girl looked incredulous. This was her dad! How could he cry? This was impossible.
That was her usually super strong father! A man who would not shed a single tear even in the greatest pain!
“Really? Why would I lie to you? There’s money here! Your father just lost his composure and didn’t even have the ability to resist.
If it weren’t for someone as wise and brave as me who took action in time, I would have probably been kidnapped by the group of big men who rushed in.
By then, my God, with a small whip, dripping wax, pouring oil, and roasting on a low fire, it will probably be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
But why do I feel like I’m looking forward to seeing it? This must be an illusion, hehe!!! How could I be so evil? Hahaha!!!”
As Lu Fei was talking, he fell into his own fantasy and actually laughed out loud for no apparent reason.
It’s true that the bigger his imagination is, the farther his ideas can go.
But this time, Hit-Girl looked at Lu Fei and rarely did she respond angrily immediately.
The precocious Hit-Girl puts herself in the role of her father. What would she do if something suddenly happened to her father?
She, she will go crazy, really crazy!
Because in this world, to her, dad is the closest person to her, no one can replace him, and he is absolutely indispensable, absolutely!
And she is absolutely the same with her dad! Yes, that’s right!
“Lu Fei, thank you!”
What the hell, Hit-Girl actually thanked him solemnly this time. Oh my god, which fairy sister helped him? Was he hallucinating?
“What did you say?” Lu Fei asked again uncertainly.
“I said thank you!” Hit-Girl started to get impatient.
“What? Thank you? Thank you to whom? Me?”
Lu Fei is determined to get to the bottom of things and is quite persistent!
“Yes, it’s you!”
Hit-Girl seemed to utter these words from between her teeth.
Unfortunately, Lu Fei did not have the good quality of knowing when to quit and continued to get entangled.
“Really? I actually heard Mindy say thank you to me. No, I have to go see if the sun is rising from the west outside.
Um, sorry, it’s a little late now. The sun has already set and I can only look at the moon. Hey, there is no moon tonight!
Wait for me, I’ll go buy a lottery ticket. The lottery shop should be open at this time! It is said to be open 24 hours a day.
Wow hahaha!!! Maybe I can win five million. Today I can hear Hit-Girl saying thank you to me. It seems that I have great luck. If I try hard, my motorcycle will become a car!
Oh no! I don’t have any money in my pocket, my five million! No, I’ll go look for it on the ground to see if I can find a few coins…”
As Lu Fei spoke, he actually lowered his head to look for the coin. This guy absolutely does whatever he wants.
“You bastard, I’ll stab you to death!”
Hit-Girl was finally pissed off by Lu Fei’s words. She didn’t care whether her body had fully recovered or not. She just took out her butterfly knife and was ready to fight Lu Fei to the death.
It was a rare opportunity for her to sincerely thank someone, but she got such a result. Could she have imagined this?
Chapter 036 My Friend (Old Version)
This is outrageous. No matter what he says today, I must kill him!
Hit-Girl, who almost lost her mind, had selectively forgotten that Lu Fei was not someone who could be killed by a knife.
It turns out that impulse is the devil!
Hit-Girl’s idea was a very good one, but it’s a pity there was no time and space to act it out.
“Mindy, it’s Mindy’s voice, did I hear it wrongly? No, it’s Mindy, it’s really Mindy! Mindy…”
As soon as Hit-Girl finished her roar, a person stumbled out of the room, and upon closer inspection, it was none other than her father, Big Dad.
The old man, who usually behaves very steadily, was quite at a loss at this moment, and even his speech became incoherent.
“Mindy, you’re okay, really okay! That’s great, that’s great! My Mindy is okay! Lu Fei, thank you, thank you! Thank you so much!…”
Without saying a word, Big Dad hugged Hit-Girl tightly, as if he was afraid that if he didn’t use a little more force, she would disappear in an instant.
What a touching scene! It’s over. Lu Fei almost cried after watching it!
Unfortunately, Lu Fei was an orphan since childhood, and later went through brutal special forces training. After being kicked out, he lived the life of a mercenary from day to day.
I forgot what it feels like to cry a long time ago. Is it a sore nose? Is it painful eyes? Or is it…
Well, this feeling doesn’t seem to be pleasant!
It’s just that I have very few friends. I hope this little girl Mindy can grow up happily and healthily, and she will definitely be a beautiful girl in the future!
And it feels great to help Hit-Girl and Big Daddy’s family reunite happily! Doing good things is so happy!
“Lulalalu lalu lalu lalu lalu!~Lulalalu lalu lalu!~I love taking a bath. My skin is so good!!!…”
Well, Lu Fei’s mood suddenly became better, and the out-of-tune song came out of his mouth again. Sometimes, it was really hard to tell what he was thinking.
The atmosphere of the father and daughter’s reunion was destroyed by him in the blink of an eye, but…
Even if he didn’t destroy it, Hit-Girl and Big Daddy wouldn’t be able to stay together for long, because the Punisher inside also came out with Big Daddy.
“Hey! Man, why did you come out? What if the people inside run away?”
This time Lu Fei was really on point, and the questions he asked were very reliable!
But it feels so strange that such a reliable thing happened to Lu Fei! Hit-Girl and Big Daddy both looked at Lu Fei with confusion.
Who made Lu Fei wear a hood? As long as the body shape is similar, it won’t be noticeable even if it’s someone else.
“Why are you looking at me? I’ll be embarrassed!”
Okay, it’s definitely that mean Lu Fei, there’s no doubt about it, because the other friends can’t be so mean!
“I’m glad Mindy is okay. I’ve taken care of it. I’ve already found out the situation. Let’s go in and talk.”
The Punisher was not that surprised. He had been exposed to more things and met all kinds of strange characters. There was a sense of joy in his tone.
Although Lu Fei’s performance has been a little silly, he is still quite reliable. At least he knew the general situation when handling the matter just now and did not cause him any trouble.
This is good enough for a capable punisher.
When he entered the house again, Lu Fei finally understood why the Punisher dared to go out and look for them so confidently.
The big man in black was trembling and kept saying:
“It’s not me, it’s not me, it’s Franco D’Amico, it was Franco D’Amico who sent me…”
It is obvious that he is terrified. Let alone running away, even if he can leave the house, he will probably have to stay in a mental hospital for a while.
As for the other two guys.
The Red Tornado had been disarmed by the Punisher long ago, and Kick-Ass in green clothes was now holding a gun in his hand, trembling a little, but staring at him very intently.
“Damon, this guy was sent by your old enemy Frank. I also learned that this Red Tornado is Frank’s son, who came to infiltrate us.”
The Punisher only said this much to Big Dad and didn’t say any other nonsense.
The Punisher had previously warned Big Dad that things like theirs, which required revenge on the gang boss, had to be kept strictly confidential.
Don’t tell anyone your secrets unless they are someone you trust very much.
Who can blame them for not having any bottom line at all and being a gangster boss who will do anything to achieve his goal, or a bad guy who is involved in pornography, gambling and drugs?
However, he is different from the Punisher, a dark walker who does not believe in law and justice and only believes in his own strength.
Although Big Dad has suffered great setbacks in life, he is still an ordinary, relatively powerful man who believes in justice and kindness in his heart.
So what happened this time was clearly the perception and concept of the challenger Big Dad.
She is not a little loli like Hit-Girl. She is still young, so Hit-Girl may think that whatever Big Dad says is right.
Even if it was murder, arson, and robbery, in Hit-Girl’s view, it was just Big Dad taking her to play a game happily.
Big Dad has his own ideas and thoughts, but this time…
Chapter 037 Request (Old Version)
This time, Big Dad almost got himself into trouble because he was too credulous. Or maybe it was not that he was too credulous, he just trusted the wrong person.
Regardless of whether Kick-Ass trusted the wrong people or not, it is a fact that is difficult to conceal that the people brought by this young man caused him to almost lose his beloved daughter.
“Big Daddy, Hit-Girl, she, she’s not, is she okay?”
Looking at Big Dad and Hit-Girl who came in holding hands tightly, Kick-Ass asked with some joy and some worry, and his voice seemed to be stuttering.
He probably regretted what happened before. He should have thought of it earlier. Many of Red Tornado’s words and deeds were not like those of an ordinary masked hero.
But no one expected that the other party would be Infernal Affairs, and the son of the villain.
My god, this is like letting a wolf into a sheepfold.
“fine.”
This time, Big Dad’s answer was a little cold, without any of the enthusiasm he had shown him before.
In the past, Big Dad viewed Kick-Ass as a promising young man with a sense of justice and a willingness to make sacrifices. He was definitely his favorite ambitious young man when he was a policeman.
But this incident sounded a wake-up call for him.
Being young means it is easy to make mistakes, and having a strong sense of justice but no ability to distinguish between good and evil makes it easy to be deceived.
If you were just an ordinary young person, the worst that would happen if you were cheated would be losing some money or being hurt emotionally.
But engaging in actions like theirs, being reckless and being deceived means losing one’s life or even worse.
For example, his daughter’s life, which is something the big dad definitely cannot afford to gamble with.
So Big Dad was also reflecting on why he let a young man like Kick-Ass, who was inexperienced, very naive, and full of passion, join his revenge plan.
Is it really okay?
No one spoke, and the atmosphere in the room was silent for a moment, but someone who shouldn’t have spoken spoke first.
“Everyone, you see everyone is fine, my people are finished, and my dad didn’t tell me that before.
Today’s incident has nothing to do with me, can you please let me go first?” The boy called Red Tornado actually asked to let him go.
“You! Still! Want! To! Leave!”
Hearing what Red Tornado said, Big Daddy looked at him with bloodshot eyes and spoke word by word with gritted teeth.
It was this bastard who almost caused him to lose his daughter. Now he has the nerve to tell him “it’s okay” and wants to leave? Where does he want to go?
“Dad, can you let me take care of him?”
Unexpectedly, Hit-Girl made a request to Big Daddy.
At this time, the father who is already obsessed with his daughter would not even bother with such a simple request, even if it meant climbing to the sky to catch the moon or diving into the five oceans to catch a turtle.
As long as it is within the ability of the old dad and he can do it, the father who feels guilty inside will not refuse it, but will try his best to do it.
“Lu Fei, help me catch the guy in red.”
It is easy to imagine the hatred that Hit-Girl felt towards Red Tornado who shot her.
She is a violent little Lolita who eats everything but won’t suffer any loss.
In the past, she was the only one who shot others, but this time, she was shot by someone else, right in the chest. If she hadn’t been wearing a bulletproof vest, she would have been dead. How could she tolerate this?
(Shoot, shoot, social shake, why does it feel a bit dirty?)
“Got it, Princess!”
Lu Fei, who was doing nothing, suddenly found something to do and immediately became energetic.
Without saying a word, he grabbed the kid Red Tornado without any explanation.
“What are you doing? It’s none of my business. I’m just following my father’s orders! Why are you arresting me? Let me go!”
Red Tornado struggled desperately, but would it work?
Not to mention that he is just a young boy, even if a wild buffalo comes, with Lu Fei’s current super strength, the opponent will have no way to escape.
“Young man, don’t struggle, Uncle Lu Fei will be gentle with you.
And you can scream, scream as much as you want, scream as much as you want, even if you scream your throat out, no one will come to save you! Hahahaha!!!”
Lu Fei spoke happily while firmly controlling the other party, but why did these lines feel so much like those of a villain?
That’s not right. He was wearing a strange suit with blood stains all over it. Now he was restraining a young man from behind and smiling weirdly.
This doesn’t look like a villain at all, he looks like a real bad guy!
“Lu Fei, spread his legs for me.” Hit-Girl continued to give orders.
What’s going on? Spread your legs, open your mouth, hehehehe!!! What are you going to do?
Big Daddy, the Punisher, and the green-skinned Kick-Ass have no idea what Hit-Girl is thinking.
Even if he wanted to kill Red Tornado, there was no need to pose like this first, right? Was this a new unlock?
Several people wanted to find out what was going on from Hit-Girl’s strange face.
However, this situation was not something Lu Fei took into consideration. Instead, he found it very interesting and was looking forward to what would happen next.
Chapter 038 A touch of sadness (old version)
“You, what are you doing? Don’t come over here. I’m not afraid of you. My father is Frank D’Amico. He has many men.
Don’t come over here. If you do anything to me, my father will never forgive you.
Don’t come over here, it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have shot, I, my dad has a lot of money, you can call my dad.
Yes, call him, he will give you whatever you want! Don’t hurt me! …”
In the beginning, Red Tornado was still quite tough and seemed to refuse to accept his fate at all. As a man, he would always suffer for the sake of saving face.
But as Hit-Girl approached him step by step with bad intentions, Red Tornado suddenly panicked and started talking without thinking.
Looking at the evil smile on the face of the little Lolita opposite him, and thinking about the fact that he had just shot her, he really didn’t know what horrible thing this little Lolita would do.
But he couldn’t move. The guy wearing a red hood behind him was like a cross, holding him firmly in place.
Do you think he is Jesus? Please stop holding him like that, okay? Mom! Help! Take me away!
Red Tornado was so frightened that he couldn’t speak.
Can you imagine the feeling of knowing that danger is approaching him but being unable to move at all?
It’s so horrible!
“No, no, don’t come over here…”
At this moment, Red Tornado didn’t look like a man at all. He looked more like a little girl who was about to be raped.
The evil bad guy on the opposite side seems a little cute. Hit-Girl, this little loli, is always so cute!
But this did not affect Red Tornado’s fear, because the little loli opposite him was looking between his legs.
Oh my God, what is this for?
“Lu Fei, hold on tight! Don’t let him move!”
Hit-Girl smiled sweetly, then said something sweet to Lu Fei.
“Don’t worry, I’ll do the job.” Lu Fei replied heartlessly.
In Lu Fei’s opinion, Hit-Girl would probably treat him the same way, taking out a butterfly knife and piercing a few holes in the body of this Red Tornado!
Let him feel what it means to have a white knife go in and a red knife come out!
But then…
Lu Fei found out that he was wrong, he was really wrong, it was poverty that limited his imagination.
Then a sound of “Ah~~” was heard, and Red Tornado let out a wail. Lu Fei, who had amazing hearing, seemed to have heard the sound of something breaking.
It’s so brutal, it scared me to death!
As a man, no, as a male, he quickly stepped back and touched some indescribable part.
Fortunately, my little brother is still safe. He was really scared to death. Lu Fei even felt a chill in the crotch of his pants.
It seemed as if a gust of wind from the legs was blowing towards my face in front of the crotch of my trousers. The word “blowing towards my face” doesn’t seem to be an appropriate word.
But this is not the point, because Lu Fei found that the Red Tornado, who was fixed by him, was twitching all over.
The force of this twitching was much greater than the strength the boy had just used to break free.
He really was using all his strength, his body unleashing 200% of its potential, moving completely involuntarily.
As my body began to twitch, I suddenly felt that the whole world was dull.
This guy must be really bored, because his current condition is that his balls hurt, his balls are broken, and the yolk is about to come out!
How scary! How could my little Loli be so cruel?
Not only Lu Fei had this feeling, but Kick-Bian next to him was even more frightened and broke out in a cold sweat.
He thought that he had made a mistake today. Hit-Girl wouldn’t do that to him, would she? Would she? Would she? However, the way he squeezed his crotch completely exposed his inner fear.
The Punisher also narrowed his eyes, probably because he didn’t expect Hit-Girl to do such a brutal thing.
Only the eldest dad was still watching indifferently. This crazy man obsessed with his daughter, even if Hit-Girl was planning to blow up the White House at this moment, he would probably applaud.
“OK, you shoot me, I kick you, we’re even now!”
Hit-Girl clapped her hands and spoke in a relaxed manner, then turned around and prepared to deal with another bad guy – the big man in black.
You left so quietly, without taking away a cloud, leaving behind only a young man who might become a eunuch.
However, is this even?
This kick really has the power to kill off all descendants. Although the Super Killer Woman is small, her strength is not small at all.
Besides, Red Tornado is just a boy, and Hit-Girl’s little feet just gave him a “pleasant” intimate contact.
Is this considered foot communication?
(Lu Fei is so filthy again. He is bound to become the Lich King sooner or later.)
However, this treatment is a bit too imperial, and Lu Fei definitely doesn’t want to try it in his lifetime.
Even if he had super recovery abilities, he didn’t want to feel the pain that no man could bear.
Seeing that he was let go by Lu Fei, he fell to the ground like a roasted shrimp, breathing in the cold air and covering his crotch with his hands.
He could only sway left and right to relieve the pain, but it didn’t seem to work and his sadness could not be dispelled.
Once again, let’s observe three seconds of silence for Hit-Girl’s future boyfriend!
Chapter 039: Genius indeed (old version)
Yes! Lu Fei suddenly remembered that he had a super recovery and regeneration ability. Even if he was kicked, he could grow again.
Maybe after being broken, he will be rebuilt. After being broken once, he will be better after recovery. Anyway, it will not affect his good abilities at all, definitely not!
Thinking of this, Lu Fei suddenly felt that his waist and legs were no longer sore. He had super recovery ability and could climb to the fifth floor in one breath without even gasping for breath!
(If you can’t breathe, you’re dead, right? Boycott unscrupulous and tasteless advertisements! You’ll reveal your age if you’re not careful. Have you seen the Gaizhonggai brand high calcium tablets?)
Then, he no longer had any worries, and saw Lu Fei suddenly became interested in checking the situation of Red Tornado, who might become a foreign eunuch.
I found that this kid probably couldn’t recover for a while. The pain in his testicles couldn’t be healed just by saying it.
Moreover, this kind of pain is so frustrating that I can’t even faint, and there is no good way to relieve it. It is really a pain that men cannot bear.
It’s over. This Red Tornado may not grow a beard anymore in the future. He will start to curl his fingers and speak in a shrill voice!
It really is Oh Do Ke Smecta! Tableware! Cups! Tableware and cups are placed on the table together!
“I, what are we going to do next?”
Seeing that no one in the room was moving, Hit-Girl was observing the big man in black who was almost driven crazy by the Punisher.
Lu Fei turned the Red Tornado over and over with great interest. Do you think it’s fried rice with egg?
Wow! Egg fried rice, the simplest and the most difficult! Five thousand years of cooking skills are integrated into this bowl! Lu Fei started to make nonsense again.
As for the most serious Punisher, he was talking and discussing things with Big Dad.
Only Kick-Ass feels out of place in this room. Everyone else doesn’t look like an ordinary person except him.
Although Kick-Ass is a little silly, fanciful, and a little impulsive, he is essentially just a high school student who stays at home.
The situation tonight was really too exciting, too exciting, and almost scared his little heart out.
Now that he is with a group of people who kill people and kick other people’s younger brothers at any time, Kick-Ass feels very insecure.
But he didn’t dare to just run away without saying a word, for fear that he would be punished if he was unhappy.
What should I do? It’s so embarrassing! It’s so uncomfortable! This is not the result I want!
“Aren’t they planning to arrest someone and broadcast it live? And then let those masked weirdos who have been causing trouble recently know that they are not easy to mess with?
The camera and player are ready over there, so don’t waste them. The ancients taught us that waste is shameful.
Why not use this one called Red Tornado and the one over there to do a live broadcast for your mortal enemy Frank D’Amico!
In this way, he should send people to rescue his son, so there will be fewer people protecting him, and you will have the opportunity to kill him!
Wow! Perfect, absolutely perfect, how can I be so smart! I am really a genius, isn’t this idea very classic! ? “
While Lu Fei was playing with the “Big Shrimp” Red Tornado, he also used his super hearing to hear the conversation between Big Dad and the Punisher.
He had already figured out what happened tonight, and suddenly an idea came to him, and he made this suggestion with great interest.
“this……”
After listening to Lu Fei’s suggestion, Big Daddy and Punisher didn’t know what to say, but Hit-Girl on the other side was very interested.
“Okay! Okay! We must let these bad guys know that we are not easy to mess with! I think this is a bad idea, Lu Fei, you suddenly become smart!”
What does it mean to “suddenly become smart”? I have always been this smart, okay?
When Lu Fei heard Hit-Girl praising him, he felt really sad, shiitake mushroom!
“That’s fine, but who will do it then?”
Big Daddy won’t object to Hit-Girl’s approval now, and in fact he thinks it’s a good idea.
It seemed to be a better idea than his original plan of letting Kick-Ass and his gang cause trouble everywhere and then attract the attention of Frank D’Amico and his men.
After all, as long as he is not bad to the core, business and his son are always more important. I believe his son has been kidnapped.
On the one hand, as a father, if the business is lost, it can be negotiated again, but if the son is lost, it is not certain that he can give birth to another one.
Besides, it is not easy to give birth to a bastard, raise him up to this age, and have him accept the “good influence” of the gang and become extremely bad.
On the other hand, as a gang boss, Frank D’Amico could not stand idly by when his own son was kidnapped.
You even broadcast it live, do you think you want to be an internet celebrity?
If he cannot rescue his son or kill the kidnapper, can he still keep his dignity as a gang boss?
How would his subordinates view him? If he couldn’t even protect his own son, would others still think he was a leader worth following?
Chapter 040 Owe a Little Golden Man (Old Version)
Lu Fei’s idea seemed good, but Big Dad still suggested the option that was most difficult for him.
After all, Big Dad used to be a policeman, and to him, arresting people and broadcasting it live to the victims seemed like a kidnapping tactic.
No, according to Lu Fei’s idea, this was kidnapping, and it was the kind of terrorist act that basically did not ask for a ransom, and even if a ransom was asked, the hostage would be killed.
Big Dad felt that he could not do such an evil and bad thing, so he would not let his beloved daughter Hit-Girl get involved in such a bad thing.
What’s more, seeking revenge on Frank D’Amico is a matter between him and Hit-Girl, father and daughter. He can ask others for help, but he can’t not be there himself!
So what is the point of all their efforts over the years? Is it just exercise for fun?
As for the Punisher, he has no psychological barriers to doing such things, but he is a walker in the dark and does not like to be exposed to the camera.
This reason is so powerful! I am speechless.
So, Kick-Ass…
Ugh! Kick-Ass, who only has a combat power of 5, is likely to be easily killed by the men sent by Frank D’Amico.
There is absolutely no way to delay time, and it basically has no effect of luring the tiger away from the mountain. It is completely useless.
On the other hand, Kick-Ass is just a high school student. Even if this kidnapping and extortion is not true, can he do it?
You can’t face the camera lens, and you will tremble when you speak! This kidnapping is too unprofessional! How can it be so lame! The audience will refund their tickets!
So, after choosing and choosing, looking around…
“Me, me! How could you forget me? I was the one who proposed this, so of course a genius like me has to execute it.
Don’t worry, I’m such a powerful person, I will definitely complete the task 100%, and I guarantee that I will give Frank D’Amico an unforgettable memory! Hehe!!!”
This guy Lu Fei started laughing devilishly as he was talking. Why did this laughter sound so evil?
“Lu Fei, what did you do before? You weren’t a bad person, were you?”
Hit-Girl was also attracted by Lu Fei’s laughter, and she suddenly asked curiously.
This question seemed to express the thoughts of everyone in the room. Big Daddy and the Punisher were fine, but Kick-Ass also had a curious look on his face.
Before, he only knew Hit-Girl and Big Daddy. Big Daddy didn’t talk much and was the kind of powerful and somewhat cold hero.
Hit-Girl, what a powerful little loli. If she wasn’t so young, Kick-Ass would definitely be deeply fascinated by her.
But the two we saw today, the Punisher, had a fierce look on his face, with scars on his face, and he killed people without blinking, really without even blinking an eye.
The other one was wearing a red hood and looked crazy. When he killed someone just now, he licked the blood off the knife with his tongue. What a pervert!
It’s really terrible!
More importantly, he would not die after being hit by a bullet. He would not die! He would not die! Could this be a demon from hell?
Otherwise, why would he be so brutal while wearing a mask? Would he not eat people?
As a loser, Kick-Ass was afraid, but his mind was still involuntarily filled with all kinds of messy thoughts.
What did he do before? Didn’t he tell me about this? Didn’t he tell me about this? It seems that he didn’t!
Lu Fei tilted his head and thought about it, and finally decided to repeat the explanation of amnesia that he had given to the Parker family before.
Anyway, no matter whether others believe it or not, Lu Fei believes it. If he tells the same lie several times, he will believe it in the end.
The kind that has lost its memory, has no memory of its previous life, and is disfigured, although it has super powers.
But that loneliness, that confusion, that melancholy of not knowing where to go.
Lu Fei felt that the Oscars owed him a little golden man.
Moreover, the effect of this statement…
Hit-Girl expressed deep sympathy for Lu Fei’s situation, and Kick-Ass was almost moved to tears. How could he be so miserable!
No wonder he is so crazy. If it were Kick-Ass, he would have gone crazy after encountering such a miserable experience.
Big Dad, it’s better to believe that there are ghosts in the world than to believe Lu Fei’s words. But it’s not certain. There may really be ghosts in this magical world.
The Punisher looked at Lu Fei meaningfully. After today’s matter was over, he thought he should investigate it carefully.
Regardless of whether Lu Fei had any ill will towards them, the Punisher felt it necessary to find out the situation of a person with unclear origins.
Besides, it’s not that Lu Fei has lost his memory, but given his unique condition, it shouldn’t be a common case.
Therefore, if the Punisher relies on his own intelligence channels to investigate, he might be able to help Lu Fei find out his background.
The Punisher is such a good person who does good things without leaving a name.
Those who know his name, unless they eventually become friends, or are the kind of perverts that he can’t handle, are all GG!
Chapter 041 What is One Piece (Old Version)
“Hello, my name is Kick-Ass. What’s your name?”
Perhaps it was because he listened to Lu Fei’s fabricated tragic experience and was moved by his realistic (and quite exaggerated) acting.
The young, kind and gullible Kick-Bian felt that Lu Fei was approachable and not as scary as before, so he took the initiative to ask.
“Lu Fei, are you deaf? I’ve heard Hit-Girl call me ‘little boy’ before. It’s a sad story that you’re deaf at such a young age.”
Unfortunately, when the kind-hearted Kick-Ass meets the cunning Lu Fei, his kindness is destined to be taken for granted.
“No, I mean you need others to call you something. Shouldn’t every hero have his or her own unique nickname?
So, I want to know, someone as powerful as you should have your own nickname, like Batman or Iron Man. “
Kick-Ass became a little scared again when faced with Lu Fei’s inappropriate words, but later when he talked about superheroes.
This guy started to get excited, and stars started to appear in his eyes. That feeling was simply full of admiration.
No wonder as an ordinary person, this guy would come out as a masked hero in the identity of Kick-Ass.
It seems like another young man has been seriously poisoned by an American superhero. So pitiful!
What this kid said makes some sense. For such a long time, Lu Fei has never thought about what his nickname should be.
How could I forget such an important thing!
And that sentence “such a great person”, well, it really resonates with my thoughts. Young man, you still have a future.
It seems that even with a hood on, Lu Fei, who is so extraordinary and capable, cannot conceal his unique temperament.
It seems that this nickname must be louder, otherwise it would not be worthy of his proud and outstanding temperament.
But what should I think about?
“It’s decided. I will be called the Pirate King. I, Lu Fei (Luffy), will be the man who will become the Pirate King! Wahahaha!!!”
Lu Fei thought about it and felt that this was a good idea.
“What is One Piece? A pirate like Blackbeard? Lu Fei, can you swim?”
Hit-Girl, who was interested in joining them, gave Lu Fei a critical hit.
Obviously different from ordinary kids who like to watch anime, Hit-Girl’s only comic seems to be the story of “Big Dad and Hit-Girl” made up by her father for her.
Poor kid, he has no chance to watch other comics at all, all this time is spent on training!
“I know that One Piece seems to be a Japanese comic. It seems to be quite good, but I don’t think it is as classic as Captain America.”
The otaku loser Kick-Ass King gave him another hard blow.
Yes, the anime “One Piece” may be very popular in Asia, but Lu Fei is now in America.
The hobbies of Americans are very different from those of Asians, and this cannot be ignored.
On the other hand, in this world, there are even living superheroes everywhere, and those comic companies have taken the opportunity to publish many superhero comics.
Uh! Compared to the completely imaginary “One Piece”, it is definitely not as popular as the vivid versions of “Captain America” ​​and “Iron Man”.
Especially “Iron Man”, Tony Stark, the rich man, after discovering superhero comics like “Iron Man”.
Instead of paying attention to the other party’s infringement of his portrait rights, he immediately spent money to buy the comic company.
Then some changes were made, the only reason being that he wasn’t drawn handsome enough!
Following Tony Stark’s personal revelations, he told first-hand stories about Iron Man and promoted it shamelessly, and now it’s extremely popular.
Tony Stark never tires of doing anything that can make him famous and attract attention.
So…instantly!
Originally, Lu Fei thought that his name was a homonym of “Luffy”, which was quite interesting. After all, he was going to be the man who would become the “Pirate King”!
But now…it’s so embarrassing!
“I think One Piece is not as good as Kick-Ass. His nickname is both appropriate and easy to understand. Why don’t you call Lu Fei the Pervert or Madman?”
Unfortunately, the talkative little loli Hit-Girl didn’t care about Lu Fei’s embarrassing situation at all. He was wearing a mask on his face, so his expression couldn’t be seen at all.
He continued happily to add another stab, which pierced his heart. Although he was a little jumpy, he was just lively at most. To put it more nicely, you could say he was his true nature!
What the hell are these “Pervert Man” and “Crazy Man”? Are you sure these are superhero nicknames, not super villain nicknames?
“That’s not good, it makes him look like a bad guy. How about calling him Red Hood? Look at him wearing a red hood, it’s very descriptive!”
Speaking of superheroes, Kick-Ass, who was originally very scared, actually got up the courage and came over to join in the conversation.
It turns out that when facing something they love, humans can overcome fear.
Chapter 042 What Nickname (Old Version)
It’s possible that this little guy Kick-Ass didn’t get a lesson, so he wants to become Pikachu’s younger brother because he’s “itchy”!
And, boy, this “Red Hood” is really a good name for a good person.
Are they bullying him because he doesn’t have enough education? But he has read a lot of superhero comics. “Red Hood” is obviously a nickname for a villain, okay?
When he found that Lu Fei was staring at him with malicious eyes, Kick-Ass felt a chill all over his body. In addition, he felt his anus tighten, so he quickly changed his words:
“No, no, if you are not satisfied, we can, we can change it.”
You’re smart, kid. Lu Fei gave Kick-Bian a look, and then the other party went to a corner to draw circles.
As expected, he is just an ordinary person. It is so uncomfortable that he cannot play happily with such perverted people!
“What are you talking about?”
After Big Dad had finished discussing with the Punisher, he came over and asked for fun.
But he didn’t expect to get an answer, after all, what could a few kids talk about together.
As for this guy Lu Fei, he can basically not be regarded as a mature and stable person. Sometimes when he gets naughty, he is even worse than a child.
So Big Dad continued, “Lu Fei, I just discussed with the Punisher, and you are indeed the best person to attract the other party’s attention.
However, Frank D’Amico might send out powerful people at that time, according to the information obtained by the Punisher.
Frank seems to have found a very powerful mercenary in order to prevent himself from being robbed when he makes a deal with the super gangster leader Kingpin.
Therefore, once you use his son to live stream to him, you will most likely face that powerful mercenary.
The Punisher couldn’t get the specific details about the mercenary, and the gang leader didn’t know anything at all.
So, although you, Lu Fei, have super powers, there may be dangers.
We would like to ask for your opinion. If you disagree, we can postpone the time. It doesn’t matter. We can wait until the Punisher has investigated thoroughly. Then we can take action. This way, we can be sure of success.”
Perhaps because of the previous experience where he almost thought he had lost his beloved daughter, the eldest father’s desire for quick revenge has faded a little.
Compared to revenge, the safety of those around you is more important.
Although Lu Fei and he had not known each other for long, the other party really cared about them.
Especially when Lu Fei jumped off the building to check on Hit-Girl just now, Big Dad also saw it.
For someone who truly cares about them, Big Dad feels that he should be considered more.
After all, having super regeneration ability does not mean that you are immortal. If something happens to Lu Fei, Big Dad will be sad, and Hit-Girl will also be very sad.
Now Big Dad has thought things through more clearly and is no longer so opposed to others helping him to get revenge. He believes that if more like-minded people join in, revenge will not be a very difficult thing.
That’s why Big Dad said so much to Lu Fei at once. Perhaps this is what it means to gain enlightenment about life after experiencing a sudden blow.
“Oh! It’s okay, it’s okay, leave it to me. No matter how powerful the mercenaries are, can they be as powerful as me? There is no problem at all.
Now the biggest question is, Big Dad, what nickname do you think is better for me? It should be louder and can set off my extraordinary temperament.
Oh! What a headache! For someone as outstanding as me, what kind of nickname should I come up with to suit me? It’s really troubling! “
It’s a pity that Lu Fei didn’t take his father’s worries seriously at all.
He has never been a person who fears challenges, otherwise why would he have nothing to do and become an international mercenary? That is a life of risking one’s life with one’s head hanging on the belt.
It’s because he pursues becoming stronger and hopes that every day of life can be more meaningful.
Life is short. If you spend it in boredom all the time, living a hundred years but repeating the same thing day after day, it would be better to have ten years of vigor and vitality.
This is Lu Fei’s thinking, whether he was a special forces soldier in the past, or later became a mercenary, and now is a superhuman.
Maybe the physical quality will change, but the mindset will always be the same, right there, no more, no less.
Therefore, this guy is actually looking forward to fighting with more powerful people, which will stimulate him to become even stronger!
Of course, it is not ruled out that this guy with a stupid brain at this moment did not care about his own safety at all.
With his current abnormal abilities and skills, it may not be enough to kill some troublesome guys, but it seems very difficult to kill him.
So, to sum up, is his nickname the more important issue?
Should I use the name of that unreliable Deadpool? Their abilities are quite similar, at least in terms of super regeneration ability, which is very consistent.
But the bastard Deadpool already exists. Lu Fei already knew this after asking the Punisher.
So Deadpool II? Bah! You are Deadpool II, your whole family is Deadpool II!
Lu Fei is not related to Deadpool, and being associated with such a psychopath would lower his style.
PS: Does anyone have any good ideas for nicknames? Please post them in the book review, otherwise I will just have to come up with my own tomorrow. My naming skills are not very good, so please forgive me when the time comes!
Chapter 043 “Big, Old, Second” (Old Version)
Thinking about that psychopathic guy Deadpool, Lu Fei felt terrible. If he was associated with a psychopath, he would definitely be regarded as an abnormal person by other people.
Little did people know that he now gives people the impression of being crazy. He and Deadpool can probably be said to be the pot calling the kettle black.
It’s just that Lu Fei is not as shameless as Deadpool. Well, he still has some bottom line.
After all, moral integrity is something that only needs a little bit of it. If it is lost, it will be difficult to pick it up again.
However, what exactly should a nickname be?
I’m so distressed. Naming something is the most annoying thing!
Big Dad seemed to see Lu Fei’s distress and found it really funny. He was worried about the danger that might arise if he encountered an enemy that was too powerful.
The guy in front of him was actually worrying about what kind of nickname would be better, and he didn’t care at all about the powerful enemies that might appear.
Man, can you be a little more unreliable? But if he were a little more reliable, it would seem that he was not the Lu Fei they knew.
However, as a friend, Big Dad felt that he should still give the other party some advice.
Who knows if this guy who can’t figure out the nickname thing will cause more trouble, maybe he will even be distracted during the battle.
“Lu Fei, actually it’s not that difficult to pick a nickname, as long as you are satisfied with it or it reflects your characteristics.
Like Hit-Girl, she thinks that being able to kill all the bad guys makes her a super powerful person, so she gave herself this nickname.
I think the most important thing in my life is to be a good dad to Hit-Girl. Of course, this is the name Hit-Girl gave me, haha!!!”
As Big Dad spoke, he chuckled happily, as if he was thinking of the warm time when his daughter gave him the nickname.
Can this time of wearing strange clothes, preparing to go out and cause trouble for gangsters, or even kill people be considered a warm time?
Don’t ask me, it’s because Big Dad and Hit-Girl are a weird pair of father and daughter.
After a pause, Big Dad ended his fond memories and continued:
“Like the Punisher, his goal is to bring punishment to those evil gangsters, since the law cannot punish them.
Then the Punisher will transform into a law enforcer in the darkness, bringing the evildoers the punishment they deserve. Only blood can wash away their sins.
Of course, there are also people like Kick-Ass, because, well, how should I put it, even if they are beaten up, they still want to uphold the justice in their hearts. “
When Big Dad talked about Kick-Ass, he suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
What can I say about this guy named Kick-Ass?
He became famous because he was beaten up badly, but he got up and continued to fight, which was a bit stupid.
Someone filmed it and posted it online. Many young people thought his courageous (silly) behavior was interesting and started imitating him. A large number of cross-dressing civilian heroes appeared, and Kick-Ass became famous.
So it shows his courage (silly), and the young man and his daughter Hit-Girl are also standing beside him with their ears perked up, listening attentively.
In order to maintain his tall and majestic image, Big Daddy also tried his best to find some good words to describe Kick-Ass’s deeds.
Alas! Being an ultimate dad like him who can handle the living room, the kitchen, tell stories, and go to the battlefield,
Where can I find it?! It’s not easy for Big Dad.
And Big Daddy’s words after some thought were still useful. At least Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass on the side smiled brightly after listening to his explanation.
God knows that when they first chose the nicknames, they just thought it was fun. How can a masked hero not have a catchy nickname?
But now I hear what my dad said.
Yes!!! It turns out there are so many ways. No matter whether they thought of it at the beginning, they feel so now.
Lu Fei fell into deep thought, which was rare for him, and then…
Suddenly, Lu Fei gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and said with a firm will and a high voice:
“I’ve decided, I think your nickname is the most famous, Big Dad, so I’ll just follow your nickname!
From now on, please call me Da, Lao, Er! Wow, hahaha!!! This nickname is great, loud, appropriate, and meaningful, it’s perfect!”
While Lu Fei was speaking very proudly, he let out an “Ah” and made a Michael Jackson-like hip-thrusting motion. Was this to show how big his thing was?
However, after listening to Lu Fei…
The Punisher, who was taking a sip of wine to take a break, spit out the wine, “Big, old, two”?
So the nickname Big Dad can be used like this? It’s amazing! Lu Fei is indeed not a normal person.
The eldest father was dumbfounded, it seemed that all his words just now were in vain.
He should have known it, he should have known it a long time ago. Facing an idiot like Lu Fei, is it any use saying so much?
Is it useful?
It’s really useless!
Chapter 044 Bloody Death Bell (Old Version)
As for the simple-minded Kick-Ass, he didn’t think of it for a moment. Instead, he kept muttering “Big Two” in his mouth, as if he wanted to understand the deep meaning of it.
Hit-Girl’s reaction was the most intense. Being precocious and smart, she reacted quickly.
With a delicate cry, a butterfly knife flew over and stabbed Lu Fei’s stomach accurately, and blood spurted out with a “sizzling” sound!
You actually misinterpreted the nickname she carefully chose for her father like this. You don’t want to be in this business anymore, do you? Do you think her Hit-Girl Lolita is a vegetarian?
It seems that I must teach him a lesson and let him know why the flowers are so red?
“Wow! Hit-Girl, don’t stab me with the knife. The knife has no eyes and it hurts! Ouch! It’s bleeding again! My intestines are coming out. I’m dying, dying, dying!”
Lu Fei was running in front, and Hit-Girl, who had recovered, was chasing him from behind. Well, it was another farce!
After a fight, Lu Fei shed another 30 grams of blood. Why “again”? It really makes me cry just talking about it!
It was hard to calm down the violent little loli Hit-Girl.
Lu Fei didn’t dare to mention the nickname “Big Two” again, otherwise his blood would be wasted. Wouldn’t it be better to donate it to the hospital?
I don’t know why, but in the past two days, Hit-Girl seems to have suddenly developed the talent of throwing butterfly knives.
Anyway, I don’t know if it’s effective on others, but every time he throws Lu Fei, he hits the target accurately. Is he a magnet? No, is he a person with the physique that attracts knives?
Oh my God, if my physique is so terrible, then Oda-sensei, please give me a different devil fruit to eat, okay?
Although Devil Fruits are said to taste like shit, good medicine tastes bitter and works well! You can turn into a Super Saiyan in a matter of minutes!
“Okay, okay, I was wrong, isn’t that okay? Auntie, I was wrong, I will change, I will change, I will change now!”
With Hit-Girl threatening him with a butterfly knife, Lu Fei could only use his clever brain to think of a better nickname.
Think about it over and over again, think about it over and over again, think and think, and keep your brain active!
Suddenly, Lu Fei’s brain went “ding” like Ikkiu, it broke down and crashed. Uh, no, he figured it out.
“OK, I’ve decided. I’ll be called Bloody Deathstroke! What do you think? I’m a man full of blood and I’m so strong!
I can also bring bloody terror to others. It’s extremely powerful. That is to ring the death knell of the enemy, ‘dong dong dong’, which will make people terrified when they hear it!
Moreover, my nickname consists of four characters, which is much more powerful than those three-character ones. Batman, Iron Man, etc., from now on you all must submit to my big brother, Bloody Deathstroke, and become my little brothers!
Probably only the captain of the United States can be compared with me. Considering that he is a national hero of the United States, I will give him some face.
Wow hahahaha!!! I am such a powerful being, please worship me now!
Hit-Girl, please be more respectful to me from now on and bleed me every day! Don’t you know that blood is a very precious thing in the human body?
Humph!!! Be careful or I will curse you to have your period constantly and let you experience the pleasure of endless bleeding!”
This guy Lu Fei was talking seriously one second, and then he became nonsense the next second.
And he still has a little thought that he hasn’t said yet!
It is said that Deathstroke is also a super villain, and his abilities are similar to Deadpool and Lu Fei.
He is also a mercenary. After his body was genetically modified, he became a super soldier with self-healing abilities and physical abilities far beyond those of ordinary people.
However, Deathstroke is a cruel and cunning guy who has basically no concept of justice and kindness. He is also the number one enemy of many superheroes.
But these are not the key points. According to gossip, Deathstroke is also the predecessor of Deadpool, that is, a father-level figure.
So……
Hehe!!! If I have a chance to meet Deadpool in the future, I can…
Deadpool, Deadpool, son, son, I am your father…
However, in order to prevent Deathstroke from taking advantage of him, how could he have the same name as someone else? That would be too low. For the time being, Lu Fei decided to add blood in front of Deathstroke to distinguish it.
If there is a chance in the future, then find a way to kill Deathstroke, then he will be Deadpool’s only father! It’s a genius idea!
The magical song played in his mind again. Thinking of this, Lu Fei felt refreshed all over. The feeling of getting the upper hand was so pleasant!
“Okay, Bloody Deathstroke, that’s it! Next, let’s get ready to go! Lu Fei, let’s go to the place where they plan to shoot the live broadcast first.”
Big Dad didn’t think Lu Fei’s idea was that good, but at least he managed to deal with this difficult guy, which was cause for celebration!
“When you’re in action, please call me Bloody Deathstroke, Big Second, no! Big Daddy!”
As a petty-minded Lu Fei, of course he had to take a small revenge when his elder dad called him by his name.
Then the kid’s behavior made the Punisher and Big Dad roll their eyes, what a mess he is.
Chapter 045: A tough guy with a soft heart (old version)
The Punisher and Big Daddy felt helpless about Lu Fei’s childish behavior, and the Punisher even felt uncomfortable partnering with such a guy.
It’s really fucked UZI (did UZI provoke you?), it’s really a huge challenge.
Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass seemed much closer to Lu Fei because he also had a superhero nickname.
Just because of the words “Big Two”, he was stabbed by Hit-Girl again, and blood spurted out again.
However, it seems that I’ve gotten used to it after poking it for a while.
Could it be that this is why naughty kids and idiots are a perfect match?
Following the guidance of the frightened man in black, Lu Fei and his group successfully arrived at their destination.
Of course, it took a little effort to get into the place where the live broadcast was going to be filmed. After all, Frank D’Amico also sent his men to guard this kind of place.
But they are facing the combination of the Punisher and Big Daddy in long-range combat, Lu Fei and Hit-Girl in close combat, and Kick-Ass who is watching the show and cheering.
Those gangster brothers who were guarding the place were no match for them and were all killed in minutes.
Then they saw the filming location, a dark place with a makeshift filming screen that was used as a background.
A good camera, connected to the Internet at the same time, can broadcast live to the entire network.
There were also two other chairs with ropes next to them, which were obviously used to tie people up and do shameful things.
There are props around, including sticks, knives, saws and even gasoline. It is really a very complete preparation.
Is it necessary to be so professional? He is indeed an old hand who often does this kind of thing.
However, who would have thought that these tools originally prepared to “take care of” Big Daddy and Kick-Ass might now be used on themselves.
Is this considered shooting oneself in the foot?
Well, not necessarily. According to Lu Fei’s crazy personality, it is very likely that not only his foot will be hit, but even his third leg may be in danger.
Poor man! I am the meat on the chopping board! How miserable it is!
The big man in black and the red whirlwind were tied up, and a communicator was left for Lu Fei so that he could contact them at any time.
Big Dad and the others decided to go to Franco D’Amico’s base camp. After all, opportunity is rare and never comes again.
If everything goes according to plan, then tonight will be the perfect opportunity for Big Dad to take revenge himself.
But before leaving, Big Dad decided to leave two helpers for Lu Fei.
“Kick-Ass, Hit-Girl, the two of you stay here and help Scarlet Deathstroke.”
Big Daddy looked at Hit-Girl with infinite love in his eyes, and then he spoke seriously.
“Why? I won’t do it!” Hit-Girl immediately objected.
Kick-Ass didn’t have any objection. After experiencing so many dangerous and exciting things tonight, he didn’t want to fight at all.
Fortunately, this boy is a rough guy. If he were a sensitive and timid person, he would be shocked to see so many dead bodies and blood.
I guess some people will be scared to the point of peeing their pants, and will have nightmares every night and have to see a psychiatrist.
However, Hit-Girl absolutely disagreed with Big Daddy’s arrangement. It was agreed that Mindy and her father would go together to kill the gang boss.
What about the fairy tale story where revenge is then taken and Mindy and her father live a happy and peaceful life together?
Are all fairy tales lies?
“Mindy, listen to me, tonight is very important, so not only does our operation have to be successful, but the live broadcast here is also very important.
I think Bloody Deathstroke may be too busy here alone, he really needs your help, only if you keep an eye on this place, I can feel at ease. “
Big Daddy put his hands on the shoulders of the agitated Hit-Girl and spoke earnestly.
Hey, hey, hey!!! Where did you put Kick-Ass? He is still a living person, okay? Even though he is a piece of trash.
But, do scum have no sense of existence? Do scum have no human rights? What about the promised innate human rights?
Unfortunately, Kick-Bian would rather no one noticed him and not assign him any tasks at this time.
If it weren’t for the huge sense of guilt that made him feel he should stay and help, he would have wanted to run back home to find his mother. This world is too dangerous!
Thinking about the possibility of a gunfight with a group of gangsters, my God, why do my legs feel weak, my heart is beating so fast, and my liver is shaking a little!
Lu Fei also wanted to express his dissatisfaction. What “too busy” and “need help”? He was super invincible, so how could the newly-minted Bloody Deathstroke be such a weakling?
Besides, kidnapping is a small matter that I have done before when I was a mercenary. I have work experience and good business skills, right?
However, Lu Fei soon found out Big Daddy’s true intentions.
“Lu Fei, please protect them!”
This was the last sentence that Big Dad said before he turned and left. When he said this, he looked into Lu Fei’s eyes sincerely.
Chapter 046: Destroying People Tirelessly (Old Version)
In the past, Big Dad’s eyes were always firm, because this man knew very well what his goal was. He only showed tenderness when looking at Hit-Girl.
But at this moment his eyes revealed a pleading, even begging look that Lu Fei had never seen before.
Maybe this is what it means to be a tough guy with a soft side!
“Ola! Let’s go, let’s go. Have a safe trip you two. I’ll let you know when it’s time to take action.
With my father Lu Fei, no, my super invincible Bloody Deathstroke here, Mindy and the others will be fine, so you can rest assured!
Damon, you old man, be careful and don’t die. Without you as a father, Mindy will have no one to tell her bedtime stories.
And I’m still looking forward to eating the food you cook. If you fail, it will be like refusing to pay. I will go downstairs and pull you up, beat you up, and then make you cook me another meal.
No, one meal is a bit of a loss, so let’s have two meals. Two meals are also a bit too little, so it’s better to have three meals. Three meals means we have to eat several times, which is a bit troublesome. Oh no!
Anyway, remember that no one can blame me, Master Lu Fei, so you two can leave now!”
Looking at Big Dad’s performance, Lu Fei seemed to think of some of his former companions who went to the battlefield with the mentality of dying if they failed in order to achieve certain goals.
Oh my god, do you think you are the uncle Liu who entrusted his son to the care of others in Baidi City? I am not Zhuge Liang, the fool who devoted himself to his work until his death.
Lu Fei’s father still has many goals in life to accomplish, and he cannot become a professional nanny, although this profession has become popular nowadays.
But the little loli is really cute, and her freedom is even more valuable. I can’t be tied down by a little loli, there will be thousands of beautiful women waiting for me in the future!
This is Lu Fei’s rich inner world, but with the hood on, no one can see his ever-changing expression.
Although he had gotten used to Lu Fei’s eccentric personality and words, Big Dad still knew that he cared about him.
And looking at his lovely daughter, the eldest dad felt that he was right. In his life, besides revenge, there were other very important things and people.
Nodding to Lu Fei, the old man turned and left, with a bit of tenderness and determination, no longer so “the wind is whistling and the Yishui River is cold, the hero will never return once he leaves”.
“Contact us then, preferably after that mysterious mercenary shows up.”
The Punisher never spoke much. He just gave Lu Fei a few words of advice, then turned around and left with Big Dad.
This guy, blatantly not trusting him, really deserves a beating.
If I had known this earlier, I would not have held back when fighting him. I would have slapped him directly and sent him flying against the wall! Hehehe!!!
But now the two troublesome adults are gone, and Hit-Girl was a little depressed at first because she couldn’t follow her big dad to kill bad guys.
But when they thought that there was no one in charge of them now, and Lu Fei was in the same group with them, wouldn’t they be able to do whatever they wanted?
Because Hit-Girl immediately said to Lu Fei happily:
“Bloody Deathstroke, let’s get started! What should we do?”
“Do we really want to do this? But kidnapping is illegal, I’m afraid…”
Kick-Ass, who is older than Hit-Girl, is in a completely different state from the excited Hit-Girl and is obviously still unable to accept this kind of thing.
This shows the difference between receiving a normal education and receiving a weird education, which is basically the difference between ordinary people and terrorists.
“It’s just a small matter, don’t worry. Frank D’Amico is a bad guy who does all kinds of evil things, including drugs, blackmail, extortion, murder, arson…
These are probably things that this gangster boss has not done. Just think about those people who have lost their loved ones because of the gang.
Shouldn’t we give someone a taste of their own medicine? This idiom is really well used. I give my own performance a ten-point bonus. It’s simply perfect!
Think about it again, this guy called Red Tornado just deceived you and infiltrated us and wanted to catch us all in one fell swoop.
Shouldn’t we punish such scumbags by giving them the punishment they deserve?”
Lu Fei is also patient and persuasive, and absolutely tireless in destroying people. Nowadays, after seeing so many things, who doesn’t know a little trick?
After listening to Lu Fei’s words, Kick-Ass was obviously confused. Before, he regarded Red Tornado as a good partner with the same ideals.
But I didn’t expect that the other party turned out to be an Infernal Affairs sent by the enemy, and even more so the son of a gang boss. It was simply a huge surprise in life.
Red Tornado almost killed Hit-Girl and wanted to capture them to torture them.
To be honest, Kick-Ass should hate him very much.
However, Kick-Ass is still an ordinary high school student. He usually dreams of being brave and invincible on the battlefield, killing anyone who stands in his way.
But when it comes to actually using a knife, people often feel timid at the sight of blood, and some even faint. Kick-Ass is considered to be okay.
That should be okay, right?
Chapter 047 Hook and Hang (Old Version)
“Well, man, this doesn’t really require you. Your task now is to operate the camera and make sure Frank D’Amico can see it, OK?
Then just watch my performance quietly! I won’t charge you for tickets! It’s a live broadcast, it’s really a feast for the eyes!
But it may be a little bloody and exciting, if children can’t stand it, please go home and find your mother in advance! “
Lu Fei discovered that Kick-Ass, who had not experienced great tragedy in life, was still a puddle of mud. He did not have the ability to prop him up the wall, but it was possible to shoot him up the wall.
Poor Kick-Ass! This kid listened to Lu Fei’s words and was fiddling with the filming equipment seriously. He had no idea that Lu Fei had the evil idea of ​​shooting him against the wall at this time.
This is the bliss of ignorance.
“Hit-Girl, stand over there and don’t steal my spotlight. I have a chance to appear alone. Do you think it’s easy for me?”
(The damn author must be a loser. It would have been much better if he had just written about Lu Fei’s happy and invincible life. Why did he have to include so many other insignificant characters?
The writing is so slow, it should be Lu Fei punching Batman, Lu Fei kicking Iron Man, Lu Fei and Captain America living happily together, how great it would be!
Uh, the last one is too gay, so it’s unnecessary. Anyway, he didn’t have many opportunities to show off his coolness alone, no wonder he flopped! )
Lu Fei was thinking as he spoke.
“Why? Big Dad asked me to help you, and I also want to host it. I’m so cute, maybe I can become an internet celebrity.”
Hit-Girl rolled her eyes and didn’t listen to Lu Fei at all.
As a violent little loli, Hit-Girl has never been afraid of anyone. Apart from Big Daddy, there is really no one who can make her obedient.
“How about this, if you just stand over there and don’t make any trouble, and finish your work today, I’ll take you to eat a KFC family bucket.
Then I’ll take you to the amusement park, and then to the animal world or the ocean park, how about that? “
Lu Fei also has his own way. For children, the biggest temptation is to play.
Even though Hit-Girl behaves differently from others, she is still a naughty kid after all, a poor kid who has almost no time to play.
“Okay, okay! Let’s go out and play, that’s great! I’ve wanted to go to the amusement park for a long time!
But I still have training tasks to complete, and my dad said I can’t go out and play until I finish my training.
But after training, I was so exhausted that I had no energy to go out and play. Alas! “
When Hit-Girl heard this at first, she was extremely excited, but later she started to sigh.
Do you think it’s easy to have such amazing skills as Hit-Girl at such a young age?
Not only do they receive a lot of training, from fighting to firearms, but even their diet is controlled and steak can only be eaten medium-rare.
Therefore, eating a Big Mac and drinking an ice-cold Coke can make Hit-Girl extremely happy.
As for going out to play, the overly caring dad always feels that the world outside is too dangerous.
And he only has this one darling.
No one knows when Big Dad died in the pursuit of revenge, but they were dealing with extremely vicious gangsters.
If you are not careful, you will be GG.
Therefore, in order to ensure that Hit-Girl can survive in the future after Big Daddy is gone, she must be able to master her skills as soon as possible.
But Big Dad’s train of thought is also quite peculiar. In order to live a good life, does he need to practice this killing skill more?
What do you plan to make Hit-Girl do in the future? A female assassin? A female agent? Or a superwoman?
Little girl, seeing that you have a unique talent, the mission of saving the world is left to you!
“What a little brat! Don’t you know that today’s matter is over? Your father will have succeeded in his revenge. Shouldn’t we celebrate then?
Even if you don’t succeed, you’ve worked so hard that you should always take a break!
If that doesn’t work, we can just sneak out! I have money, don’t worry! It’s okay to go out and have fun!”
In an instant, Lu Fei turned into a weird uncle who was seducing a little girl with a lollipop.
This weird uncle is quite strange, and this little loli is quite cute.
However, if you want to seduce her successfully, the risk is also very high. At least you need to have the ability of Lu Fei who is not afraid of being stabbed and bleeding. Otherwise, it is really hard to say who will sell out whom in the end.
“That’s right! I’ll sneak out when the time comes. If Dad gets mad at me when I come back, I’ll just say that you forced me to sneak out to play.
I didn’t want to go, but you insisted that I go with you, yes!!! That’s right, that’s it, it’s none of my business!
That’s it. Today’s fun live blackmailing thing is now left to you. Remember not to regret it and you must take me out to play.
Otherwise, humph… no, we’re committed to a hundred years of not changing, if you change you’re a puppy!”
Hit-Girl thought about it and felt that this idea seemed very good, but she also felt that who knows whether Lu Fei would cheat.
So she chose the contract model that she thought was the most reliable, but would this hook and stick method work?
Chapter 048 Live Broadcast Begins (Old Version)
Hit-Girl decided that, and Lu Fei thought it was okay, so…
I saw a big kid and a little girl, in such a dark and gloomy environment, they were hanging their hands as if they were alone and said, “I promise not to change for a hundred years, or I will be a puppy.”
Oh my god! This scene is so beautiful that I can’t bear to look at it.
“Okay! Now that we’ve discussed the business, let’s start today’s game. Kick-Ass, is there any problem with the camera?”
Lu Fei and Hit-Girl made a pinky promise and then hanged themselves. Why did they have to hang themselves after making a pinky promise?
No matter what, I’m about to start the live broadcast of blackmailing gang boss Frank D’Amico. I’m a little excited just thinking about it!
Kick-Ass in front of the camera didn’t know what to complain about. He found that he, Hit-Girl and Deathstroke were not on the same channel at all.
Could it be less unreliable?
They are trying to blackmail a gangster boss, and it is very likely that many gangsters will rush in at the next moment.
Shouldn’t we prepare some traps like in the movies? That way we can defeat ten enemies with one.
What movie is this? It seems to be from the Home Alone series, which seems a bit wrong.
Forget it, but is this the time to discuss whether to go to the amusement park, the zoo, or the ocean park after finishing work?
Ah! ~ Really?
No matter how Kick-Ass complained in his heart, he dared not say it out loud in case he said the wrong thing.
God knows whether these two unreliable guys will tie him to a chair and teach him a lesson.
At this moment, Kick-Ass felt very helpless and regretful. If he had known earlier, he would have followed Big Dad to fight the bad guys.
At least I don’t need to stay with two such scary guys, not to mention that crazy guy Bloody Deathstroke.
Without Big Daddy by her side, Hit-Girl always feels like a naughty child, and this naughty child is not just ordinary dangerous.
They’re just teasing you, but Hit-Girl, that naughty kid, might beat you into a pulp.
Therefore, Kick-Ass could only nod obediently. Fortunately, as a otaku in the past, he had done some things secretly filmed with a camera, so he was still able to do it now.
“Hashidou Sack, let me fix my hair first!”
Lu Fei touched his head and found that he seemed to be wearing a hood and there was no such thing as hair.
Sorry!
Kick-Ass is ready to start filming.
“Qiaodou Madai, let me clear my throat. I can’t let my voice affect my live broadcast. After all, I am such a charming person, I must have a perfect voice to match.
Which one do you think is more suitable for me: a loli voice, a girl voice, a queen voice, or Lin Zhengying? No, it should be a strong manly voice.
I hate it! People are so versatile, sometimes I feel annoyed that I have so many talents! ~”
As he spoke, Lu Fei started to act like a dramatic figure again, raising his index finger and doing an impromptu performance of the role of a eunuch. But why did this feeling suit him so well?
(Bah! You are the one who is suitable to be a eunuch. Your whole family is suitable. If you have the guts, come in and fight me. I will break your little dick!)
“vomit!”
Unfortunately, these stupid humans who didn’t know how to appreciate anything didn’t notice Lu Fei’s perfect artistic talent at all, and they all looked like they were retching.
Especially Hit-Girl, her tongue is about to stick out, is it that disgusting?
“Lu Fei, please stop doing this. If you continue like this, I will poke you again.
That’s it, hurry up and start, action, Kick-Ass is on! Bloody Deathstroke, please start your show!”
Hit-Girl was very stylish and took out a folding fan from somewhere, fanning herself in the middle of winter, pretending to be a director, and gave orders in a very imposing manner.
Okay, you all can act, but why am I the only one who plays the role of the younger brother? I don’t accept it!
Kick-Ass was devastated, but what was the point of not accepting it, since he was the most useless one.
Therefore, I could only swallow my anger and start working with the camera obediently.
“Hello, ladies and folks, welcome to watch Lu Fei, ah, no, it’s the Bloody Deathstroke that brings you the show “Date Tonight”.
We are honored to have our guests tonight, but something doesn’t feel right.
Excuse me, please wait for a moment, don’t go away! The next show will be even more exciting. “
The silly Lu Fei first gave an opening speech as a host, but suddenly found that all the hosts seemed to be holding a microphone.
He had nothing in his hands, and his originally perfect image as a host was greatly reduced.
(Oh my god, this is really mysterious confidence! The author is going to vomit!)
So, Lu Fei flashed out of the camera lens, picked up a steel pipe from the side, and then flashed into the camera lens.
Then he easily bent one end of the steel pipe into a circle and tied a layer of rag around it. It looked like a silver-white microphone.
Fortunately, Lu Fei’s strength has become abnormal now. Not to mention piercing the steel plate, it seems that his fist will be injured, but it is no problem to bend a steel pipe.
Chapter 049 Sacrifice My Socks (Old Version)
Lu Fei happily demonstrated his super powers, but the audience watching the live broadcast looked like they had seen a ghost.
When will steel pipes be bent so easily? Then the world will be crooked everywhere, right?
It’s over! Everyone is coming out! Everyone is going to be gay. Same-sex love is true love. There is no hope for the future of mankind!
Let’s get back to the topic!
(Is there a sequel to this novel? Lu Fei jumped out to complain.
“Believe it or not, if you continue to go against me like this, I will turn your little penis into an enoki mushroom!” the author threatened.
“I was wrong, I was really wrong, my underwear fell off!” Lu Fei quickly admitted his mistake.
“Hehehe!!! You’re smart!” The author, seeing how pitiful he was, mercifully let him go.)
Don’t think Lu Fei is stupid, he actually shows off his skills to attract more attention from Frank D’Amico.
Let him send more people to deal with Lu Fei. After all, Lu Fei is very powerful and has abnormal abilities. Basically, not many people can kill him.
And if he attracts more firepower, the pressure on Big Dad will be much less.
This is also why the Punisher told Lu Fei to wait until the powerful mercenary appeared before notifying them when he left.
Because in that case, there would probably be very few people around Frank D’Amico, and Big Dad would have a better chance to take revenge himself.
As for whether Lu Fei really has such thoughts, well, who knows!
(“That’s what I think. I’m just so smart. I’m worthy of being a man who combines wisdom and beauty!” Lu Fei jumped out again and complained.
But let’s not talk about intelligence first. You are so disfigured that your parents can’t recognize you. Where does your beauty come from? And your self-confidence is mysterious!)
“Hello, hello, hello! Can you hear me, the audience before the live broadcast? Welcome to continue watching my show!
Now, let’s welcome tonight’s guests. Oops! Sorry, they are tied up and may not be able to come up and bow to everyone.
Sorry! I apologize to everyone on behalf of these two ignorant guests! “
After Lu Fei finished speaking, he bent down and bowed very gentlemanly, with his feet forming a cross. However, with his red hood, it looked weird.
“Woo, woo, woo!” Suddenly a strange sound was heard. What’s going on?
“Bloody Deathstroke, you forgot to take the socks out of their mouths.” Hit-Girl, who was outside the camera lens, kindly reminded him.
“Oh, right! I almost forgot. They were so noisy just now. They are so old, but they don’t listen at all. I had to sacrifice my socks to block their mouths. They are really troublesome!”
Lu Fei said this to himself and prepared to take the socks out of the mouths of the two people tied to the chairs.
But what the hell is this “sacrifice my socks”? You know, those are stinky socks, and they belong to a guy like Lu Fei.
Poor two people!
“Hoo! Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo!!!…”
The two people took out the smelly socks stuffed in their mouths and took several deep breaths of fresh air. The socks really smelled bad.
It was stuffed in their mouths, close to their noses, and it smelled so bad that the big man in black and Red Tornado almost thought they were going to suffocate to death.
Now that the stinky socks were taken off, Red Tornado immediately started cursing, “You bastards, why don’t you let me go quickly? My father is Frank D’Amico.
If you dare to do this to me, he will definitely kill you, just wait for it!”
Red Tornado is worthy of being the son of a gang boss. Apart from his father, he is absolutely fearless since he was a child. Therefore, he starts to attack Lu Fei and the others directly.
However, the gangster boss next to him was not in such a good mood. After all, he had experienced more things and knew more than a kid like Red Tornado.
Faced with so many strange characters today, the big man in black didn’t think they would be afraid of their boss.
What’s more, the other party even wants to kill their boss. What’s going on? When did the gangs become unfearable?
“Yo yo yo!!! Everyone has seen that this kid who spoke so recklessly is the son of Frank D’Amico, a big gangster boss in the area.
He wants to ask his father to deal with me. I am so scared! My heart is pounding like it is about to burst out! It is so scary!”
Lu Fei said this in an unremarkable way, but suddenly he waved his hand and slapped, “Pa!”, directly knocking out two teeth of Red Tornado.
Wow! What big teeth! It looks like Red Tornado will have trouble eating in the future!
Unfortunately, Luffy’s actions did not stop there. “I hate it most when others threaten me. How dare you threaten me? Who gave you the courage? Liang Jingru?”
“Snap! Snap! Snap!”
Lu Fei slapped me in the face and set the rhythm. Poor Red Tornado, I was so quick to threaten you!
From being slapped left and right, his face became swollen, his mouth was bleeding, all his teeth fell out, and he turned into an old man with a dented mouth!
Chapter 050 Education of Love (Old Version)
“I…I…cough…you…”
Red Tornado seemed to want to say something, but Lu Fei never stopped slapping him in the face.
“This slap is for you to be an Infernal Affairs agent, this slap is for you to shoot Hit-Girl with a gun, which I have never done, this slap is for you to wear the same red as me.
This slap makes your hair stand up, this slap makes you naughty at such a young age, this slap makes you threaten me.
This slap, your father is Frank D’Amico, this slap, um, what’s the good reason? Hit-Girl, what else is there?
Oh! Never mind, I just don’t like you, so let’s just consider it as 11. I wish you stay single for the rest of your life, if you still have a long life ahead of you!
OK! I’m done, you can say whatever you want to say, really, just say whatever you want, don’t be shy, I won’t hit you! “
“Goose, you’re building a nest, you’re killing the young geese! You’re too stupid!” (Me, you hit me, where didn’t you hit me! You bastard!)
Red Tornado was so upset that he wanted to cry but had no tears. How could he meet such an unreasonable person? He just said something cruel.
He received so many slaps in the face, and each one was so powerful that it burned his face.
These 11 hits turned his originally handsome face into a pig’s head, which was swollen and all his teeth were knocked out!
Moreover, he had wanted to beg for mercy before, but the other party didn’t give him a chance. Is it possible to play it this way?
“I can’t hear you clearly, poor child!”
“Pa!” Lu Fei said with regret, but he slapped the other party again with his hand, then looked at the red whirlwind pig-headed face and said with satisfaction:
“It looks much better this way. Both sides are equally swollen. Maybe I’m a Virgo, and symmetry is the best! I’m giving you 12 slaps. I wish you good luck and good fortune. Let’s eat chicken tonight!”
Poor Red Tornado, without any preparation or worry, I evolved from a human to a pig-head.
“Do you want to say anything else?” Lu Fei kindly asked Hong Xuanfeng.
Unfortunately, this time, Red Tornado learned his lesson and said nothing. Only two lines of tears burst out of his eyes and flowed down his swollen cheeks.
The blood on his face from being beaten turned into tears of blood!
I really can’t bear it anymore, you can’t bully people like this!
His pitiful appearance made Kick-Ass, who was filming, feel a little sorry for him, after all, they had a happy time together in the past.
But Hit-Girl beside Kick-Ass was watching with great interest, she almost cheered out loud.
The fan that she had taken from somewhere when she was injured had now turned back into the thing she was most familiar with, the sharp butterfly knife.
The butterfly knife was still flying up and down between Hit-Girl’s delicate fingers, just like a lively butterfly.
But Kick-Ass knows that this thing is not only fun to look at, it can also pierce a person and make a hole.
So after thinking it over again and again, Kick-Ass decided that it would be better not to disturb Hit-Girl’s interest.
Because now, Lu Fei is trying to avenge Hit-Girl. If Kick-Ass rashly joins in, will he be pulled over by Hit-Girl and beaten up first?
Think about Hit-Girl’s bad temper, yeah, it’s very possible!
I’m sorry, I’d rather die than have my friend die. Kick-Bat is also a coward!
Being timid has its advantages. At least you don’t have to be like Red Tornado, who was stubborn because of a word and now can’t even speak clearly.
“Okay, since this kid doesn’t have anything to say (even if he wants to say something, he can’t), then I, the host, will continue to speak to you all!
The scene just now was a bit violent. I really wasn’t hitting him. I was teaching him to think before speaking and to speak reasonably. This is education with love.
Dear Mr. Franco D’Amico, are you watching the live broadcast online? I think you don’t mind if I teach your naughty son a lesson!
Children are always naughty and need to be educated. There’s nothing I can do about it. I’m just a kind and helpful person.
But I am not the kind of person who does good deeds without leaving a name. Remember, I am the Bloody Deathstroke! The tall, handsome and mighty Bloody Deathstroke.
Dear Mr. Franco D’Amico, if you want to save your son, please come alone to this place, uh, what’s it called?
Forget it, you should know that even if you sent your men to prepare the shooting location, you see how thrifty I am, and I didn’t waste a single bit of your preparation!
Wow, hahaha!!! Should we extort some ransom? This is really a question. Is this a kidnapping today?
It seems so! Yes, it is kidnapping and extortion! Then, Mr. Frank D’Amico, don’t call the police, or I will kill you!
Also, if you are going to send men here, send strong ones. I am a very strong man. Look, I have muscles. I am so manly!”
Sweat! I saw Lu Fei talking incoherently in front of the camera, while he bent his arms to show off his muscles.
This is unique!
Chapter 051 “The Most Dazzling National Style” (Old Version)
Lu Fei’s confusing movements left the audience watching the live broadcast dumbfounded.
When I saw him slapping Red Tornado’s mouth ferociously, I thought he was a terrorist. He looks like a terrorist with a red hood on!
It’s a pity that the brainless Red Tornado said that he was the son of Frank D’Amico. Many people knew that he was a gangster boss.
Even if you don’t know, you can just check it online. The Internet is so convenient and has everything.
Even if there weren’t any, there were already a lot of messages under the live broadcast space.
There were also some ordinary people who had been harmed by the gangster boss Frank D’Amico who spoke out and directly denounced the terror of the gangsters.
There was no way out. Normally, I dared not speak out for fear of being looked at uncomfortably, but I was shot to death by gangsters in the middle of the night.
Damn, on the Internet, without real name and using a pseudonym, there is nothing I dare not say.
All of a sudden, it caused a lot of condemnation against gangsters. No matter which country, there are always a lot of people who just watch the show and talk nonsense.
Moreover, gangs are very active in the United States, and people feel very insecure if they go out at night without guns, so everyone has a sense of commonality.
Therefore, Lu Fei’s slapping of Red Tornado in anger caused a round of applause.
The American people are a bit tough. Maybe they just want to watch the fun, or maybe they put themselves in the situation. They feel inexplicably good to be able to beat up the son of a gangster boss so openly.
Of course there are some sympathizers. After all, Red Tornado is just a boy, and there is no shortage of virgin bitches in the world.
But none of this has anything to do with Lu Fei.
After issuing a challenge to Franco D’Amico, Lu Fei felt a little bored. What should he do next?
A bit boring, and then…
It was simply unbearable to watch. This guy Lu Fei actually began to happily show off his talents in front of the camera.
Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” and his moonwalk.
Well, this is a world famous song, but why is it that when Lu Fei sings it, it is tone-deaf and the English pronunciation is weird.
Oh my god, that’s noise pollution.
Lu Fei danced well, and his excellent physical fitness was no exaggeration. When he was in high spirits, he shocked the whole audience with a breakdance.
It’s just because his singing is so unbearable to the ears, but this guy has no self-awareness and doesn’t control the volume.
So after a moment of shock, there was another round of boos.
Especially Hit-Girl, if the butterfly knife in her hand wasn’t her last, she would have thrown it over without hesitation.
Sigh! Ever since I met this bitch Lu Fei, I always feel that the butterfly knife in my hand is not enough to throw. It seems that I should prepare some small darts in the future.
Darts are small and exquisite, easy to carry and throw, suitable for stabbing Lu Fei, this bitch. I really want to stab him! I want to stab him! I want to stab him!
Hit-Girl was thinking over there with a sharp gaze, while Lu Fei was also a little depressed.
They actually said that he sang badly. Even the big man in black and the Red Tornado whose head was as swollen as a pig looked down on his singing skills.
How could he bear this? It seemed that there was no other way but to bring out his signature song, which had been hidden for many years: “The Most Dazzling National Style”.
The song “The Most Dazzling National Style” inherits and develops elements of folk, rock, slow music, dance music, hip-hop, etc., while perfectly maintaining the folk flavor of the song itself.
In addition, the melody is sentimental, catchy and popular.
These are not the main points. The main point is that this song is very suitable for Lu Fei, who is tone-deaf, to sing. The lyrics are so simple and popular, and the melody is so magical.
“The winding river comes from the sky
Flowing towards the sea of ​​thousands of colors
The hot ballads are what we look forward to
Singing while walking is the most comfortable
If we want to sing, we must sing to our heart’s content
You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky
Let me keep you here with my heart (stay here)
Singing the most dazzling folk style
Let love sweep away all the dust…”
This magical song, coupled with Lu Fei’s magical dance, seems to be a perfect match for each other!
This is his signature song, but he didn’t expect to be forced to sing it today. If it still doesn’t work, then Lu Fei can only sing “Tentative” which has no lyrics at all.
Oh my god! I, Lu Fei, have an invincible music library in Greater China. There is no lack of any song!
However, it seems that there is no need for the divine song “Tentative”, this “The Most Dazzling National Style” is already powerful enough!
Hit-Girl, who had previously disliked Lu Fei, was now laughing so hard that she was bent over. Kick-Ass, who was standing next to her, didn’t care that they were still in such a dark and gloomy place and was completely overjoyed.
No, no, how can there be such a weird person!
I don’t know how many people who were originally preparing to drink a cup of coffee out of curiosity and then watched the live broadcast ended up spitting out a mouthful of coffee.
The kidnapping and stuff before were all made up, right?
The swollen face of the guy with the standing hair is a special effect, right? This special effect is really good!
And his crying skills were perfect. Could he be the future movie star and child star?
But the most eye-catching thing is Lu Fei, who can’t stop having fun. This weird guy with a red hood is really…
Chapter 052 I am so powerful (old version)
This guy is absolutely weird. This is the feeling of countless people at this moment, not just Hit-Girl and Kick-Ass who are watching the live broadcast.
Every viewer watching the live broadcast thought the same thing, and it can only be described as “weird”.
The other words are not quite appropriate, and I can’t think of any for now. Please forgive me for limiting my imagination.
But there are also people who have different feelings when watching the live broadcast, and that is the gangster boss Frank D’Amico.
At first, he felt a little unhappy that his subordinates still hadn’t replied to his message after so much time, but he didn’t expect that the live broadcast would start on time.
What the hell was that in the opening scene? It was completely different from what he had imagined.
Why wasn’t it his men, but a strange guy wearing a red hood appeared?
What happened next to this strange guy made Frank D’Amico even more furious.
This bastard actually kidnapped his son. Although his son was tied up at first, he still refused to admit defeat, which made him admired.
I thought to myself: He is worthy of being my son, even though he is a little useless, stupid and idiotic.
(Is this your biological son? Are you sure he wasn’t given to you as a gift when you topped up your phone bill?)
But he was still very brave at the critical moment, worthy of being my brave. It seems that my decision not to shoot him against the wall was the right one.
But he didn’t expect that his verbal attack would be met with cruel treatment from the other party, with slaps one after another.
Not only did it hit his son’s face, it also hit him directly in the face, which really made him lose face.
(Frank D’Amico only cares about his own face. He has absolutely no feeling of “I feel the pain of my own injury”. After all, he is a ruthless gangster boss.)
He usually likes the sport of “bang bang bang”, but this kind of feeling of being “bang bang bang” by others is definitely not his. It really makes him feel extremely unhappy.
Looking at his right-hand man, the big man in black, he was also tied to a chair and had no way to resist.
Frank D’Amico felt even more angry. As a gangster boss who could get whatever he wanted, he was always that way, except when he first started out as a younger brother.
If anyone dares to treat him like this next time, and humiliates him so blatantly, he will lose his life.
Luffy’s bizarre performance, which made others laugh, was a great humiliation to Frank D’Amico!
A tree lives on its bark, a man lives on his breath, and today he must kill this bastard.
No, not to kill him, but to catch him, beat him half to death, heal him, and beat him half to death again! Heal him, and then beat him half to death again!
Yes, that’s right. After catching this bastard, his leisure life from now on will become eating, sleeping and beating bastards!
Humph! If he doesn’t beat him for more than half a month, he will definitely not let the other party die easily. Otherwise, how can the reputation of Frank D’Amico, the gangster boss, still resound throughout New York?
“Still looking! Still laughing! You bunch of idiots, why don’t you quickly go and capture him back for me, alive, so that I can torture him!
Bastard! Keep looking, looking, looking, you big-headed ghost! If you look again, I will pluck out your eyes and step on them like light bulbs!”
He discovered that his group of unreliable subordinates did not care about the tasks he arranged for them, but were still watching the weird performances on the live broadcast with relish.
Frank D’Amico felt as if he had been hurt a thousand times. Damn it! He picked up the ashtray next to him and was about to throw it at him.
Then his men quickly called for everyone else to leave together.
Another group of big men dressed in black, armed with real guns and ammunition, sped away in a car.
When we got there, there was a lot of “bang bang bang” and singing
“Hahahahaha! You can’t beat me!
There is no way, I am just that strong!
Hahahaha! You can’t catch up with me!
La la la la la la la la la la!
Hahahaha! I defeated you!
Come on, all of you! I’m not afraid at all!
Hahahaha! You can’t be more naughty than me!
La la la la la la la la la la la! “
With the help of some inexplicable song, Lu Fei defeated these gangsters in a short time. It turned out that ordinary people could no longer defeat them by numbers.
Wow hahaha!!! I am so powerful! Lu Fei instantly swelled up!
Pulling over a man who was still breathing and looked like the leader of this new gang, Lu Fei said happily, “I’m the leader of this gang.”
“Hey, Frank, your men are too weak. I told you to find some strong ones. I am a man.
It’s really so boring. You don’t give me any face at all. It seems that I haven’t reminded you enough!”
As he spoke, Lu Fei broke one of Red Tornado’s legs with one move, and the screams of “Ah!…” continued incessantly.
It was really ugly, so Lu Fei could only put up with his socks again and let them touch Red Tornado’s mouth again.
Oh! My socks are really wronged. I have to shut up such a kid’s stinky mouth. It’s so uncomfortable!
Chapter 053 The person who comes is a master (old version)
Noticing that Red Tornado’s screams had turned into muffled “hmm” sounds, and the world felt much quieter, Lu Fei continued;
“Oops! I’m sorry, I used too much force, I’ll be more careful next time. But there won’t be a next time, I’m afraid I’ll accidentally kill your son.
Oh my, how could I be so cruel! But now, dear Frank, you should send out more powerful men!
Wow hahaha!!! I am so awesome!
How invincible is it,
How lonely!
How empty!
Alone at the top,
The cold wind kept blowing.
My loneliness,
Who can understand me…”
Well, Lu Fei was really like a pufferfish, completely inflated, and began to sing a song called “Invincible” in a non-tune manner.
Oh my God, I thought I was so affectionate and could sing with great passion, but I’m still just a fool!
“You, you, you…”
Watching Lu Fei’s actions in the live broadcast, Frank D’Amico, who had originally prepared to see his men beat Lu Fei half to death, was going crazy.
Well, don’t you want to be awesome? If you want to be awesome! I’ll satisfy you! I’ll go all out!
Frank D’Amico said to a man in the corner of the room who was playing with a sniper scope, gritting his teeth:
“Help me kill him!”
“No problem, but prepare my fee.” The man said that to himself without even raising his head.
“Okay! But I want to live.”
Thinking about the huge amount of money that man spent on one move, Frank D’Amico’s heart was bleeding.
Originally, he hired this powerful man to deal with the transaction with the super gangster boss Kingpin, but he didn’t expect that he would now be used on the psychopath called “Bloody Deathstroke”.
I must capture you and then let a hundred big men rape you! Frank D’Amico’s heart was broken!
There is no way to make up for Lu Fei’s inner trauma without using the most cruel means, otherwise his little heart will be broken.
At this time, Lu Fei didn’t know that unknown danger was approaching him.
He sang and danced for a long time, but he was not tired at all, because he has a good body and a man can’t say he can’t do it. It’s just that it feels a little boring.
“Guys before the live broadcast, let me give you a brain teaser! There are (seven) monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground. Please tell me, how many monkeys are there?
Is there any audience member who answered correctly?
What, eight? NO! NO! NO! It’s two, because there’s a monkey riding on the tree.
What, two? That’s not right. It should be eight, because there are seven monkeys on the tree. Isn’t that amazing!
What? I don’t understand. Really, you don’t study hard. Don’t you know that Chinese culture is broad and profound? Don’t worry, you can ask your Chinese friends around you.
Otherwise you will die like a pig, and that is totally stupid death! Wahahaha!!!”
This guy Lu Fei, who had previously mocked Frank D’Amico, has now become so arrogant that he has started to be mocked by everyone.
Who made him so proud as a Chinese? Really, I am a Chinese! I am proud!
However, when he was proud, there was a faint sound of gunfire.
Follow the spider sense warning, there is danger.
Relying on his super physical fitness, Lu Fei dodged to the side, and then in an instant a bullet hit the place where Lu Fei was originally.
No, not just one, but several, each at a certain distance apart, completely calculating the direction where Lu Fei might avoid.
If Lu Fei’s physical fitness was not far superior to that of ordinary people, the distance he could have dodged would have been much greater than that of ordinary people.
I’m afraid he must have been shot at this time.
He really can be shot, he is an expert! This was the first impression in Lu Fei’s mind.
Then he saw a man wearing a silver-white helmet, an infrared sight on one eye, and a red thin-film bulletproof vest.
Everywhere else he looked, he saw a man wearing tight stretch clothing and holding two exquisite pistols.
“Wow! Are you the expert sent by Frank D’Amico? This is interesting!”
Although he knew that the person coming was a master, Lu Fei did not feel any fear, but was full of excitement instead.
“Mutants? Or cyborgs? Their physical reactions are better than those of ordinary people, and their speed is also very fast. It seems that this business needs to be paid more.”
The person who came didn’t care about Lu Fei’s words. He just looked at Lu Fei calmly and talked to himself.
Damn! Ignore me!
This made Lu Fei very unhappy, and he threw the Red Tornado to Hit-Girl, and said to her:
“You and Kick-Ass should take this guy a little further away. This opponent is a bit tough to deal with, so don’t hurt him by mistake.”
Hit-Girl was a little unhappy because Lu Fei seemed to dislike her for being in the way.
But listening to Lu Fei’s rare serious voice, he knew that now was not the time to play around as usual.
Therefore, Hit-Girl decided to take revenge. It’s not too late ten years later. She will make a note of it first and settle the score with Lu Fei when she returns.
Chapter 054 Death Shooter (Old Version)
Red Tornado, who might still be of some use, was arranged, but as for the other big man in black, no one seemed to care about him, because he had little use at all.
No one seems to care whether they are dead or alive.
It’s so pitiful. In such a dangerous world, the little people are so miserable. If they want to survive well, they have to become strong.
“Are you ready? My target is only you. Others are none of my business. I won’t hurt anyone by mistake.
You can also ask them to come together, or call for help, but don’t delay too long, time is money, and my time is counted as gold.”
The man still spoke in a calm tone, but he revealed great confidence.
“Hey, man, how can you be so pretentious? Don’t you know that you will be struck by lightning if you act pretentious?” Lu Fei was quite uncomfortable with this kind of pretentious guy.
In fact, what I can’t stand the most is that this guy is even more pretentious than someone as handsome and dignified as him. How can that be possible?
“My clothes are insulated and won’t be struck by lightning.” Lu Fei’s complaints were answered sternly by the other party.
I really fucked UZI (I, UZI, have offended you). Is this a joke? Do we need 100,000 jokes?
Ah! You can even tell such an unfunny joke. Are you trying to make the audience feel cold to death?
It took a lot of effort to get the audience excited. Is it easy for me?
Lu Fei was heartbroken at this moment. Why did he care so much?
Because he had heard from Kick-Ass, who was watching the live broadcast, that his audience number had reached over 100,000, which was truly a magical thing.
You have to know that this is in the evil American Empire, not our great China, where the population can reach millions in a minute.
Being able to reach 100,000 here, yes, that’s definitely the level of a popular anchor.
Although, it is impossible for Lu Fei to pursue a promising career as a host, he still feels a sense of accomplishment since so many people admire him.
(Little did they know how many people were watching his live broadcast while laughing and cursing “Where did this idiot come from!”)
I didn’t expect that someone like this would come and mess things up. I’m so angry!
So…
“What are you talking about, Clark! Stop telling jokes and let me kill you first.” Lu Fei was angry, and the consequences were serious.
“Sure!” The guy on the other side gave another speechless answer.
It seems that there is a problem in the communication between the two parties, so we can only see the truth through action.
He exerted force with his toes, pulled out two Tang swords from behind, and prepared to chop the pretentious guy into eight pieces.
It’s just that your movements are fast, but are they faster than the speed of a bullet? Damn! I’m not the Flash!
In an instant, there were three shots, “bang, bang, bang”. Three bullets came towards him. No, not towards him.
This guy, shot directly into the legs, both knees and one between the legs.
Fuck you (don’t bother me UZI, UZI’s performance yesterday was quite awesome, we still have to give him some face), did I provoke you, do you have to be so cruel?
Are you planning to break Lu Fei’s legs and pull him back? Or are you going to break all three legs? Humph! Men are just jealous of those who are older than them!
Lu Fei couldn’t rush forward and could only step sideways, otherwise his little brother would be in danger!
Even with his super regenerative abilities, Bubao will still grow back.
But who knows if being shot by a bullet will leave any psychological trauma in the future? What if you become impotent or have difficulty in functioning? What should you do?
“Ah, bah! You bastard hit my little brother? Leave your name if you dare. If I don’t teach you a lesson today, I’m not the Bloody Deathstroke!”
Lu Fei decided to find out this guy’s name and then find a way to kill his entire family, otherwise he would not be able to swallow this anger.
“I’m Deadshot! Where’s your little brother? I don’t see him.”
Oh my god, could this Death Shooter be the legendary master of cold jokes? This is really weird.
“It seems that if I don’t show my power, you will think I am Hello Kitty!” Lu Fei said gritting his teeth.
“Hello Kitty? I prefer Peppa Pig! An exquisite pig girl, yeah!”
My god, you have such a blank expression on your face that you forgot that this guy is also wearing a helmet, so you can’t tell.
But hearing this calm voice, Lu Fei knew that the guy opposite him definitely didn’t have much expression on his face.
And the one making the scissor hands gesture is so low!
None of these are the key points. The key point is, can you please stop telling such jokes? The temperature in the dark and cold room is almost gone.
Are you going to make everyone feel cold to death? Or do you want to make everyone feel embarrassed to death?
The battle between Lu Fei, who believes that funny jokes are king, and the Death Shooter, who believes in cold jokes, is about to break out again due to their different ideas.
Uh, it seems I’ve gone off track again. It doesn’t matter, there’s no original story to begin with!
This time, Lu Fei decided not to dodge. Anyway, he now has super powers, and as long as he is not hit in the joints, it will not affect his movements at all.
That’s how I’m going to bully you with my super powers. It’s your fault for admiring cold jokes.
Chapter 055: Riding a Tiger (Old Version)
Having made up his mind, Lu Fei took action again. The Death Shooter was also quick in his movements, firing continuously with the exquisite pistol in his hand.
“Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!…”
In an instant, bullets flew everywhere!
Damn! Author, you bastard, come in, I promise I won’t beat you to death!
Where are the bullets flying around? Damn it, every shot of the Death Shooter is clearly calculated, okay?
All of them were aimed at Lu Fei’s joints, and they cleverly avoided the vital parts. This guy is truly a very qualified mercenary.
Since Frank D’Amico asked him to bring the victim back alive, Deadshot naturally had to satisfy the customer’s needs. Rich customers are like gods.
As for those who have no money, they are here to cause trouble. You can just beat them to death, or beat them half to death. Mercenaries are always greedy for money.
The strangest thing is that some bullets were not originally aimed at Lu Fei, but after a series of rebounds, they finally turned accurately towards Lu Fei.
You must have given the bullets a precision guide! Can it be that weird?
You are definitely cheating! Why don’t you play PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds? With this cheat, you are guaranteed to win every time! You will definitely have a future if you bring girls with you!
Lu Fei was complaining about the weird shooting ability of the Death Shooter, but he didn’t know that the Death Shooter over there felt like he had eaten shit.
According to Death Shooter’s previous observations, he had already improved Lu Fei’s physical data to an inhuman level.
Then he used his brain to calculate quickly. Otherwise, do you think that the Death Shooter has nothing to do and is here to tell you a hundred thousand bad jokes?
(Of course, it is not ruled out that telling bad jokes is Death Shooter’s hobby.)
This is used to delay time, observe the surrounding environment, calculate the best shooting and rebounding routes, and finally simulate the situation of Lu Fei shooting at the opponent when attacking.
Death Shooter is a master who likes to attack only after everything is ready, and is definitely not the kind of person who acts recklessly.
After his careful calculations, everything seemed to be going according to his calculations.
However, plans can never keep up with changes. Lu Fei’s speed was a little beyond Death Shooter’s expectations, but he could keep adjusting.
This is not a problem, as we have faced opponents with such extraordinary speed before.
However, is your brother-in-law kidding me?
It hit, it really hit, but it didn’t take long for the bullet to be squeezed out by the muscles, and the blood hole caused by the bullet slowly healed.
In the end, apart from a hole in the clothes, there was no problem at all.
Damn! I met the most troublesome opponent.
This kind of opponent with self-healing ability is the last thing Death Shooter wants to encounter. Has he encountered this before?
It seems not, but I have searched for it on the Internet, such as the perverted one like Wolverine.
Death Shooter had anticipated before that when he encountered this kind of opponent, who was not only impossible to kill but also extremely cruel, he might as well find a way to escape!
But, brother, that’s just a thought. Why is his luck so bad!
Originally, I just envisioned this smaller gang being a mercenary, pretending to be cool, and making some money to spend.
Who would have thought that he would encounter such a troublesome opponent all of a sudden. Could it be that he was struck by lightning because of his pretense? Even God dislikes him.
I feel so blue!
But we have already faced each other. With the opponent’s fast speed, it is impossible to escape. It is impossible to escape.
Then I can only use a move that is not very mature yet.
The Death Shooter took a deep breath and decided not to hold back, while Lu Fei on this side also planned to go all out.
Damn, if it weren’t for my spider sense and abnormal dynamic vision, I would have been crippled by this death shooter.
Lu Fei was not sure how long it would take to fully recover and move freely if he was shot in the joints of bones such as the knees.
But if you think about it from the perspective of your anus, it will definitely take a lot of time. After all, it is growing bones, which is much more difficult than growing flesh.
He doesn’t have Kimimaro’s perverted ability to pull out the bones in his body at will. Once his bones are broken, he can only turn into an earthworm and crawl on the ground. How disgusting!
At this time, Lu Fei was a little envious of Wolverine’s body full of Emandre metal. On Earth, nothing could interrupt it.
So he also has super recovery ability. Uncle Wolf can be so reckless. When he encounters an enemy, he will just stretch out his diamond claws and rush forward without saying a word.
Anyway, there is nothing on earth that can cripple him. As for the broken flesh and broken internal organs, they will heal in minutes.
It’s a pity that Lu Fei can’t do that, so he has to be on guard against being crippled. Then he can’t have fun, and he can’t go on recklessly. It’s so depressing!
However, the brave will win when two meet in a narrow road. At this moment, Lu Fei is in a dilemma.
I didn’t expect that he would be such a powerful guy who is good at using guns. If it was anyone else, Lu Fei couldn’t beat him, but at least he could grind the opponent to death.
But as a gunman, is there any way to sharpen his bullets?
Chapter 056 Let the Bullets Fly for a While (Old Version)
Man, this dead shooter can pull out the magazine from an unknown place on his body. God knows how many bullets he carries with him.
Furthermore, this type of gun expert can also calculate the trajectory of rebounding bullets, so maybe they will figure out a way to calculate his movement trajectory someday.
After all, Lu Fei is not a guy like Deadpool who is completely out of his mind. Although he has been affected to a certain extent, he still has his rationality.
Being rational, it is inevitable that when doing things, you will have your own habits and action trajectories.
But there’s no point in thinking so much, just go for it!
Both Lu Fei and Death Shooter were in a dilemma, but they were both decisive people, so no matter how many things they thought about or how many concerns they had.
Both of them acted very decisively at the first opportunity.
Lu Fei rushed forward again, trying his best to increase his speed to the fastest.
The straight line between two points is the shortest. Lu Fei did not plan to dodge, but instead waved two Tang swords, ready to cut off the bullets hitting his joints.
This is the time to test my true skills. My sword is already thirsty for power!
The Death Shooter also moved quickly and immediately withdrew and flew back. As a shooter, maintaining a certain distance is absolutely the most important thing.
This time, Death Shooter underestimated Lu Fei, otherwise he should have brought some special bullets or large-caliber heavy weapons.
Now we only have commonly used pistols and bullets. Unless we shoot at the joints, it will be difficult to punish an immortal monster like Lu Fei.
Lu Fei’s forward speed is always faster than the Death Shooter’s backward speed.
As a result, the distance between the two people is getting closer and closer! Closer and closer!
There are still ten meters, which is a distance that only takes seconds.
At this moment, the Death Shooter’s eyes lit up and he silently muttered “gun fighting technique”.
(Yes, it is gun fighting. This is a technique that the author liked very much when he first watched “Infinite Horror”. I will borrow it from it. Don’t mind!)
Then the two exquisite pistols in his hands fired bullets at a weird angle.
What the hell is this? Why is the bullet shooting at the ceiling?
Is it planning to reflect it from the ceiling?
No, Lu Fei had already run over there, so the reflection couldn’t hit him. Did he make a mistake?
Unfortunately, Lu Fei didn’t have much time to think. After the death shooter on the opposite side fired these two difficult shots, he raised his gun again and fired countless shots at Lu Fei’s knees.
There were really countless guns. Lu Fei couldn’t figure out how many bullets he had cut off with his Tang sword.
But why did the other party suddenly become so stupid? Didn’t he know that this position could not threaten him at all?
Soon, Lu Fei knew why.
Because of this guy Death Shooter, the target of these guns was not Lu Fei’s knees, but the two Tang swords in his hands.
Because Lu Fei was not paying attention for a moment, he was successfully tricked by the Death Shooter.
Every time he tried to chop the bullet, he basically used the same part of the Tang Dao, and then, tragedy struck.
The Tang sword he bought was from a weapons store, so it can only be considered a relatively high-quality and quite sharp knife.
However, after chopping off countless bullets, especially at close range.
Friends who have studied physics know that the action of forces is mutual (Teacher Lu Fei has started a course on this).
While the Tang sword was cutting the bullets, the bullets were also hitting the Tang sword.
So it was a tragedy. As Lu Fei was chopping, he suddenly found that the Tang sword was broken, it was broken just like that!
This is really a ghost! It turns out that ordinary products are not reliable.
(Brother, I used it to chop people, but who knew there would be a pervert like you who would use it to chop bullets? You can only blame me! Tang Dao is also devastated!)
But it doesn’t matter. We are already very close to the Death Shooter. I don’t believe that this guy has such superb marksmanship and excellent close combat ability at the same time.
If that’s really the case, then Lu Fei can only blame himself for his bad luck.
Moreover, in order to break Lu Fei’s two Tang swords, the Death Shooter had used up the bullets in his two pistols and was preparing to change the magazines quickly.
Good opportunity, don’t miss it, once missed, it will never come back!
Lu Fei didn’t hesitate at all. He threw away the two broken Tang swords, jumped forward, and pounced directly on the Death Shooter who was changing the magazine.
However, in those few seconds.
Lu Fei jumped high, and while flying in the air, he suddenly became like a bird that was stepped on by someone, with his body showing an abnormal convex shape.
This is of course not Lu Fei pretending to be nice, but…
Shit! How could a bullet suddenly shoot into his spine from behind?
What kind of situation was this? Without any preparation or concern, she just penetrated him from behind?
Lu Fei suddenly thought of the two clumsy shots fired by the Death Shooter before. Could these be the two bullets just now?
What’s going on? It’s clearly shot somewhere unknown, how come it’s coming back?
Is this letting the bullets fly for a while?
Bro, you can’t play with me like this!