Inventory of the concept gods of the heavens: Zoro, the directionally challenged, crosses dimensions

The mysterious sky curtain descends forcibly! Live broadcast simultaneously across all the heavens and worlds!

A look at the top 20 “concept gods”! Subvert your cognition and shock the world!

Sauron, the god of directionality, crossed the sea of stars in one step, and the laws of space were distorted for him!

The blackened hero Deku, whose wisdom crushes everything, makes the hero system tremble because of him! !

Red Comet Char, the “triple speed” myth descends, and the red trajectory leads the battlefield!

The trashy boss Wuzhan, the ultimate life of the “apex of trash”, splits himself to escape, disguises himself and sneaks around, just to survive!

The delighted priest Kirei and Mapo Tofu taste the tragedy of the world, distort the truth, and play with people’s hearts!

Overtime Heroic Spirit Red A, “Infinite Blade Works” protects human reason, perpetual contract, tragic hero!

There is also the “Planner” Light Yagami, the Death Note decides life and death, and Kami of the New World has huge ambitions!

The wise emperor Lelouch, the power of Geass overturns the empire, and Zero Requiem carries the world on his shoulders!

Invincible Jotaro, Star Platinum Ora, everything, time stops and crushes the enemy!

Chairman Ai’s earth-shaking sounded, the freed slaves flattened the world, and the fateful struggle caused the world to tremble…

Inventory of the concept gods of the heavens: Zoro, the directionally challenged, crosses dimensions
Chapter 1: Screens of the Heavens, God-Level Inventory
The vast universe is like a splash-ink painting, dotted with countless shining stars. Behind each star, there may be a unique dimension, interpreting its own legends and joys and sorrows.
For billions of years, these planes have been like isolated islands that do not interfere with each other, silently operating on their predetermined trajectories and maintaining the delicate balance of the universe.
However, on this seemingly ordinary day, an unprecedented change, like a huge rock dropped into a calm lake, suddenly shattered the tranquility of all planes.”
The Stone Village in the perfect world is located in a corner of the vast wilderness, simple and peaceful.
The early morning sun shines through the sparse clouds and gently falls on the charred willow tree in the village.
The willow tree has gone through a thunderstorm, and now only a main trunk remains, but it still stubbornly takes root and sprouts, and grows tender green branches, exuding vitality and an indescribable Taoist charm.
The young man Shi Hao was currently sitting cross-legged under a willow tree. His eyes were slightly closed, his skin was gleaming with a faint glow, and the bone text in his body was faintly visible. He was communicating his insights and confusions about cultivation with the Willow God beside him.
Sometimes he frowned in thought, sometimes a glimmer of enlightenment flashed in his eyes, and his young face was full of desire for power and curiosity about the unknown.
“God Liu, I feel that the practice of the Blood Moving Realm is not just about tempering the body’s Qi and blood. It seems to contain deeper mysteries and is vaguely consistent with certain laws of heaven and earth. It’s just that I can never grasp that key connection.”
Shi Hao opened his clear eyes, looked up at the willow tree, with a hint of confusion in his tone.
He could feel the transcendent aura emanating from the Willow God, as if he had merged with the entire wilderness. Every communication with the Willow God benefited him greatly.
On the charred trunk of the Willow God, a few new willow branches swayed gently without wind. Each leaf seemed to contain a fragment of the great Dao, flickering with a faint light.
It did not directly answer Shi Hao’s question, as if it was sensing something.
The early morning in Shi Village should be filled with the singing of birds, the fragrance of flowers, the roar of beasts, and the vitality of primitive things.
However, at this moment, all the sounds seemed to be cut off in an instant by an invisible giant hand.
Without any warning, strange scenes began to appear in the sky, the blue sky.
It was no longer a solid and unchanging background, but like a calm water surface into which a stone was thrown, it began to ripple violently at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Ripples spread out, distorting the sunlight and the outline of the distant mountains.
Shi Hao was the first to notice something strange. He raised his head suddenly and the confusion on his face was replaced by astonishment.
“God Liu, look up at the sky!”
He exclaimed, pointing his little hand to the sky, with a hint of disbelief in his voice.
The other children in the village, who were originally playing and fighting, also stopped at this moment, opened their mouths wide and stared blankly at the sky.
Even the adults in Shi Village who were working put down their tools, and the expressions on their faces changed from initial confusion to fear and anxiety.
The ripples in the sky became more and more violent, as if an invisible giant beast was struggling behind the sky, trying to break free from its restraints.
The light became strange, sometimes bright and sometimes dim, and the air was filled with an indescribable oppressive atmosphere that made people breathless.
The branches of the Willow God swayed more frequently. Originally, they were just swaying slightly, but now it seemed as if they had sensed some huge threat, and the green color emanating from the branches seemed to dim a little.
It made no sound, but Shi Hao could clearly feel an unprecedented solemn emotion coming from Willow God.
This solemnity even exceeded the vigilance he had felt in the past when facing those terrifying beasts in the wilderness.
Finally, the violently rippling sky, after reaching a critical point, suddenly shrank inward, and then expanded outward, like a canvas stretched to the extreme.
Immediately afterwards, under the shocked gazes of all living beings, the entire sky, or rather, the entire sky within their sight, turned into an incomparably huge curtain of light.
The light curtain was a deep dark gold color, and its surface was as smooth as a mirror, yet it seemed to contain infinite mysteries. It stretched as far as the eye could see, as if it enveloped the entire world.
Above the light curtain, star-like runes were flowing slowly, mysterious and unpredictable. Even the Willow God could not immediately understand their meaning.
An indescribable pressure spread out from the light curtain, not directed at any particular creature, but at all existence in this world.
“What…what is this?”
Shi Hao muttered to himself. He felt his heartbeat accelerating and the blood in his body surging uncontrollably.
This scene was completely beyond his comprehension. Even the ancient legends he had heard from the elders in the village had never described such an incredible scene.
The branches of the Willow God finally stopped swaying violently and became unusually quiet, but the solemn aura became more and more intense.
The chaotic energy emanating from it began to spread. When people tried to analyze the essence of the light curtain, they found that it was like a drop in the ocean, and they could not detect anything at all.
“What a terrifying power…” A slightly older child beside Shi Hao said in a trembling voice, his face pale.
Just as the people of Shi Village were deeply shocked by this extraordinary phenomenon, the Willow God’s ethereal and slightly hoarse voice slowly rang out, with unprecedented solemnity: “This is an extraordinary thing, and it is beyond human control.”
At the same time, in another dimension that is so far away that it is immeasurable – the Douqi Continent.
Zhongzhou, the inner courtyard of Canaan College, the bottom floor of the Tianfen Refining Qi Tower.
Pure fire energy that is so rich that it is almost tangible fills this special training space.
Xiao Yan sat cross-legged on a fiery red rock, his eyes closed and his brows slightly furrowed. Sweat flowed down his dark face like a stream, and was instantly evaporated by the hot energy around him.
He was making every effort to break through the final bottleneck of Dou Wang. The two strange fires in his body, the Azure Lotus Earth Core Fire and the Fallen Heart Flame, were running at an unprecedented speed. In his meridians, the powerful Dou Qi was like a rushing river, hitting the invisible barrier again and again.
Every impact was accompanied by severe pain, but he still gritted his teeth and persevered with his tenacious will.
“Almost…almost!”
Xiao Yan roared in his heart. He could clearly feel that the solid bottleneck had already begun to crack. As long as he made a little more effort, he could completely break through it and step into the coveted Dou Wang realm.
However, at this most critical moment of cultivation, a sudden feeling of palpitations came to his heart without warning, interrupting his concentration.
This palpitation came so suddenly and so strongly, as if some great terror was about to befall.
“Um?”
Xiao Yan suddenly opened his eyes, and a hint of displeasure and vigilance at being disturbed flashed in his eyes.
He practiced the “Burning Art” and his soul perception ability far exceeded that of cultivators of the same level. Something that could cause him to have such intense heart palpitations was definitely not ordinary.
Immediately afterwards, he felt the entire Tianfen Refining Qi Tower shake slightly. It was not an earthquake, but a more mysterious vibration, as if the rules of the entire space had undergone some incredible deflection at this moment.
“What’s going on?”
Xiao Yan was startled and immediately stopped attacking the bottleneck, forcibly stabilizing the surging Dou Qi in his body.
He knew that if his cultivation was interrupted, especially at the critical moment of breaking through to a new realm, the consequences could be serious or minor. At the very least, all previous efforts would be wasted, and at the worst, he could go astray.
Just as he was in doubt, an old and slightly illusory figure slowly floated out from the ancient ring on his finger. It was Yao Lao – the soul of Yao Chen.
At this moment, Yao Lao was no longer as calm and composed as before. His old face was filled with surprise and doubt. He looked up at the top of the Tianfen Refining Qi Tower, as if he wanted to penetrate through the layers of barriers and see the sky outside.
“Teacher, what happened?”
Seeing that Yao Lao had a strange expression, Xiao Yan asked hurriedly.
He knew that Yao Lao was knowledgeable and experienced, and since even he reacted like this, the matter must be very serious.
Yao Lao frowned, and his soul power spread out in all directions like a tide, carefully sensing the changes in the outside world.
After a moment, he slowly spoke, his voice carrying a rare solemnity and uncertainty: “I can’t explain it clearly, but… the energy of the heaven and earth outside seems to have undergone some kind of violent disturbance. Moreover, this disturbance does not come from the Dou Qi Continent itself, but seems to come from… a higher, more unknowable place.”
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yan was even more shocked.
In his prime, Yao Lao was a powerful Dou Zun. Even he found it unknowable. So what kind of terrifying existence is the source of this mutation?
Without waiting for Xiao Yan to think about it, he saw the scene outside through Yao Lao’s soul perception sharing.
Above Canaan College, the originally clear sky began to ripple violently like the surface of the water, with such a distorted feeling that it seemed as if even the space was about to be torn apart.
Immediately afterwards, an enormous dark golden light curtain replaced the original sky with an unmatched posture, covering the entire academy and even the wider area.
Mysterious runes also flowed on the light curtain, exuding a majesty that made one’s soul tremble.
Inside Canaan Academy, countless students and instructors who were practicing or participating in activities rushed out of their rooms, looking up at the sky, their faces filled with shock and confusion.
Some powerful elders even flew into the air and tried to approach the light curtain, but they were blocked by an invisible force and could not move forward.
“This…what kind of great power is this!”
Xiao Yan saw this scene through Yao Lao’s perception, and a huge wave of emotion rose in his heart.
He asked himself, even a Dou Zong or even a Dou Zun strongman would never be able to create such a vast scene covering the sky and the earth.
Yao Lao was also silent, his eyes flickering, and he was obviously trying his best to analyze this sudden change.
He had lived for hundreds of years, traveled all over the continent, and had heard some ancient secrets, but the scene before him was completely beyond his understanding.
Just as changes occurred simultaneously in the Perfect World and the Fighting Continent, the completely different Gu World, which was full of intrigue and cruel rules, was not spared either.
Deep in a dark and damp underground cave, the air was filled with a faint smell of blood and the unique stench of poisonous insects.
Fang Yuan sat cross-legged on a cold rock. His face was hidden in the dim light and shadow, and could not be seen clearly. Only his eyes flashed with a calm and sharp light like a cold star in the darkness.
In front of him, there were several poisonous insects of various shapes. Some emitted a faint blue light, while others were completely black and exuded an ominous aura.
He was carefully activating the true essence in his orifices, refining a newly acquired poisonous insect according to a certain order and method.
For him, every time he refines a Gu, it is a gamble. If he succeeds, his strength will improve, but if he fails, he may suffer backlash or even endanger his life.
However, Fang Yuan’s mind was unusually focused and calm, as if nothing in the outside world could disturb him.
His life creed is eternal life. To achieve this goal, he can use any means and give up everything.
In his eyes, any conspiracy, any risk or challenge is just a stepping stone on the road to eternal life.
Just when he was about to complete the crucial step of refining the Gu, an inexplicable throbbing, like a stone thrown into an ancient well, broke the tranquility of his heart.
This throbbing does not come from oneself or the surrounding environment, but from a larger and more fundamental level.
Fang Yuan’s Gu refining action paused slightly, but he did not stop immediately like Xiao Yan. Instead, relying on his strong willpower and rich experience, he forcibly suppressed the strange feeling in his heart and completed the last step of refining at the fastest speed.
It was not until the new Gu transformed into a stream of light and merged into his empty space that he slowly opened his eyes.
There was no panic in his eyes, only the same depth and indifference as always.
He stood up, walked to the exit of the cave, and looked up at the sky.
Although they were deep underground, the unusual movement originating from the sky was still clearly discernible.
When he walked out of the cave and came to the ground, he saw a shocking scene.
The originally gray sky has now been replaced by an endless dark golden light curtain.
Above the light curtain, mysterious runes slowly flowed, exuding an almighty majesty, as if the ruler of heaven and earth had descended.
Fang Yuan’s pupils shrank slightly. He could clearly feel that the aura emanating from the light curtain was full of the charm of “Tao”, but it was completely different from any “Tao” he knew. It was more ancient, more majestic, and more… incomprehensible.
“interesting.”
Fang Yuan’s lips curled up slightly in a meaningful arc, and his eyes flashed with shrewdness and calculation.
He is never afraid of the unknown, because the unknown often represents opportunities.
In this world, nothing attracts him more than eternal life, and he will not let go of any clue that may be related to eternal life.
Just as Shi Hao, Xiao Yan, and Fang Yuan, three beings in different worlds with very different personalities but all possessing extraordinary potential, as well as countless creatures in the heavens and all realms, were attracted by this sudden strange phenomenon of heaven and earth, and their hearts were filled with surprise and speculation, a majestic and hollow voice came from the huge light curtain covering the sky of all planes.
This voice did not sound like that of any living being. It could not be distinguished by gender, age or any emotional fluctuations. However, it seemed to contain the ultimate truth of the universe, resounding directly in the depths of the soul of every living being. Regardless of their cultivation level or race, they could all clearly understand its meaning.
“The divine inventory of concepts in all the heavens and worlds begins immediately!”
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This short sentence was like thunder from the sky, exploding in every dimension, causing all living beings who heard the sound to tremble in their souls.
In Shi Village, Shi Hao only felt a buzzing sound in his head. The voice seemed to be directly engraved in his mind, and every word was filled with irresistible majesty.
The Willow God beside him had tender green branches on the charred trunk that swayed even more violently than before. It was obvious that this sudden announcement had greatly shocked this mysterious and powerful being.
At Canaan Academy, inside the Tianfen Refining Qi Tower, Xiao Yan and Yao Lao’s expressions changed at the same time.
The sound directly penetrated the layers of barriers of the Qi Refining Tower and reached their ears clearly.
Xiao Yan only felt an invisible pressure descending from the sky, making it almost impossible for him to breathe.
An unprecedented solemnity appeared on Yao Lao’s aged face. He murmured softly, “Concept God… Inventory? Who on earth is behind this?”
In the Gu Realm, outside the dark cave, Fang Yuan looked up at the huge light curtain, a strange light flashed in his eyes.
That majestic and hollow voice also came into his mind clearly.
He savored the three words “Concept God” carefully, his mind racing as he began to analyze the potential implications and opportunities contained therein.
At this moment, the vast universe, countless dimensions, whether it is the prosperous cultivation civilization or the backward primitive tribe; whether it is the high and mighty gods or the mortals struggling to survive, all heard this declaration at the same time.
An unprecedented “inventory” that affected all the heavens and worlds officially began amidst this sudden change and the surprise of countless creatures.
And what kind of subversive existence will this so-called “Concept God” possess? No one knows, but everyone understands that a storm sweeping across the world has quietly arrived.
That sentence “The divine inventory of concepts in all heavens and worlds begins immediately!”
The announcement was like dropping a bomb with a yield of hundreds of millions of tons on a calm lake, instantly setting off huge waves in the heavens and all realms.
Its power and far-reaching impact far exceed any known cosmic disaster or event.
This sound is not transmitted through the air or any known medium, but directly acts on the soul origin of every living being. No matter where they are or what their cultivation level is, they can receive this information clearly and accurately.
At that time, the powerful people in countless worlds woke up from their slumber, opened their eyes from seclusion, and looked sideways from the disputes.
They may possess the power to destroy the world, or hold the power over life and death in the world, or possess long lives and profound wisdom, but at this moment, facing the light curtain covering the sky and the majestic and hollow voice, they all felt a sense of insignificance and powerlessness from the depths of their souls.
The world of pirates, the second half of the Grand Line – the New World.
A pirate ship with a unique shape and a cute lion head on its bow, the Thousand Sunny, is sailing through the rough seas.
On the deck, some of the Straw Hat Pirates were playing, some were resting, and some were gazing into the distance. The atmosphere was as lively and bustling as ever.
Captain Monkey D. Luffy, wearing his iconic straw hat, is grinning as he tries to stuff a huge piece of grilled meat into his mouth.
Suddenly, he stopped chewing, as if he was choked by something. His eyes widened and stared straight at the sky.
Luffy uttered a questioning syllable indistinctly, forgetting to swallow the barbecue in his mouth.
He saw that the originally azure sky had, at some point, turned into an enormous dark golden “mirror” with some strange symbols floating on it, which looked even more complicated than the pirate flag he had drawn.
“Wow! What is that? It’s huge!”
Luffy finally swallowed the barbecue, pointed at the sky, and shouted excitedly, his eyes flashing with childlike curiosity and desire to explore, completely unaware of the possible dangers involved.
For him, the unknown often represents adventure and new things.
Navigator Nami was originally lying on the railing, checking the nautical chart and calculating the direction of the next island.
When the strange change happened in the sky, the pencil in her hand fell to the deck with a “click”.
She raised her head suddenly, and her beautiful face was instantly filled with horror and anxiety.
“What…what is going on? The sky…why is the sky like this?”
Nami said with a trembling voice. She subconsciously glanced at the recording pointer on her wrist and found that the pointer was still steadily pointing to the next island and was not confused by the changes in the sky.
But this made her even more uneasy, because it meant that this change was not an ordinary natural phenomenon, but the work of some unimaginable force.
“Hey, Nami, look, there’s a huge screen in the sky! Is there going to be a movie?”
Luffy asked innocently as he moved closer to Nami.
“Idiot! How can this be a movie?!”
Nami punched Luffy in anger, but her voice was filled with anxiety, “Usopp, look quickly, what on earth is this?”
Sniper Usopp was hiding behind the cabin door at this moment, with only half of his head exposed, trembling.
His iconic long nose was trembling slightly with fear.
“I…how should I know! Something this big must be a sign of the end of the world! We…we’re dead!”
He spoke in a tearful voice, his exaggerated expression completely different from the smug look he usually had when bragging.
Chef Sanji was originally busy in the kitchen, smoking a cigarette and preparing afternoon tea.
Sensing that the atmosphere on the boat was not right, he came out with a plate of exquisite desserts. When he saw the strange sight in the sky, he was also stunned.
He blew out a puff of smoke, his brow furrowed. “It’s an unheard-of sight. I hope it won’t affect the ladies’ mood.”
The swordsman Roronoa Zoro was leaning against the mast with his eyes closed. When he heard everyone’s exclamations, he slowly opened one eye.
He looked up at the huge light curtain, a sharp light flashed in his eyes, and then he closed his eyes again, as if he was indifferent to all this.
But from the way he clenched the hilt of his sword, it could be seen that his heart was not as calm as he appeared on the surface.
The ship’s doctor, Tony Tony Chopper, the cute reindeer, was so scared that he hid behind Zoro, leaving only his two big watery eyes exposed, looking at the sky nervously.
Archaeologist Nicole Robin seemed relatively calm.
She walked to the side of the ship, looked up at the huge light curtain, her eyes flashing with thought.
“The light curtain covering the entire sky, and the voice that resounds directly through the soul… ‘Myriad Heavens and Worlds’… ‘Inventory of Concepts’…” She repeated the sentence in a low voice, trying to analyze more meaning from this limited information.
She knew very well that this phenomenon, which could affect the entire world, and perhaps even more worlds, must be hiding a huge secret.
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Chapter 3: The Secret… Changed?! (Old Version)
Just as everyone on the Thousand Sunshine was having their own thoughts, that majestic, hollow voice resounded in their minds once again: “The divine inventory of concepts of all heavens and worlds begins immediately!”
Luffy scratched his head, looking confused: “Inventory? Inventory of what? Are you going to give out treasures?”
Nami was even more worried: “Concept God…it sounds bad…I hope it’s not a disaster.”
At the same time, in the Central Plains martial arts world, on the top of Wudang Mountain.
Clouds and mist are swirling, and purple air is coming from the east.
An old Taoist wearing a simple Taoist robe, with white hair and beard, but a face as rosy as a baby, was sitting cross-legged on a blue stone with his eyes slightly closed, as if he had merged with the entire world.
He is the founder of the Wudang Sect and a great martial arts master – Zhang Sanfeng.
Zhang Sanfeng has been in meditation for many years, his mind is as still as water, and he is not moved by external things.
However, just as the light curtain descended and the announcement resounded, a ripple began to appear in his calm state of mind.
He slowly opened his eyes, and those seemingly turbid eyes seemed to contain the birth and death of the stars in the universe, deep and wise.
He looked up at the sky, and the dark golden light curtain covering the sky came clearly into his sight.
He could feel that the aura emanating from the light curtain was vast and boundless, far beyond what he had ever seen or heard in his life.
Even the “Tao” he pursued seemed insignificant in the face of this aura.
“The secret of heaven…has changed.”
Zhang Sanfeng whispered to himself, with a barely perceptible hint of surprise in his voice.
He has practiced for a hundred years and has long since reached the state of unity between man and nature. He has an extremely keen perception of the changes in the universe.
However, this time the change in destiny came so suddenly and so drastically that it was completely beyond his expectations.
“The heavens and myriad worlds…Concept God…” Zhang Sanfeng chewed on these words silently, frowning slightly.
He vaguely felt that this so-called “inventory” would probably have a profound impact on the entire world and even on the vast unknown areas.
Whether this was a blessing or a curse, an opportunity or a disaster, even with his wisdom, it was difficult to see through it in a short period of time.
He slowly stood up, walked to the edge of the cliff, and looked down at the Wudang Mountains with rolling clouds below.
The mountain breeze blew, ruffling his clothes and hair, but it could not blow away the solemnity in his heart.
He knew that the world was about to undergo an unprecedented change.
Douluo Continent, the core area of the Star Dou Great Forest, next to the Lake of Life.
Tang San held Xiao Wu’s hand tightly, and the two stood side by side, looking up at the huge light curtain that suddenly appeared in the sky.
On Tang San’s forehead, the mark of the Seagod Trident was slightly hot, as if it had some kind of induction to the light curtain.
He subconsciously activated the Purple Demonic Pupil, trying to see through the essence of the light curtain. However, the Purple Demonic Pupil, which had always been effective, seemed to have lost its effect at this moment.
All he could see was a deep dark gold, and mysterious runes flowing on it that he could not understand at all.
No matter how hard he concentrated his mental power, he could not see through the light curtain and what was behind it, nor could he sense the energy composition of the light curtain.
“Third brother, what…what is this?”
Xiao Wu snuggled up to Tang San, a hint of uneasiness in her voice.
She could feel that the pressure emanating from the light curtain was causing the soul power in her body to stagnate.
Tang San gently patted Xiao Wu’s hand and said softly, “Don’t be afraid, I’m here.”
Although he tried to comfort Xiao Wu, he was no less shocked than Xiao Wu.
He had experienced countless storms and faced the pressure of god-level powerful beings, but never had he felt so powerless and insignificant as he did now.
“‘A Divine Inventory of the Concepts of the Myriad Heavens and Worlds’…” Tang San muttered the declaration in a low voice, his brows furrowed.
He knew that “all the heavens and myriad worlds” meant that this was not limited to the Douluo Continent, but affected the wider world.
And the “Concept God” made him feel a palpitation.
He had already come into contact with God, but what kind of existence was this “conceptual God”? Could it be a higher level existence than the gods?
He thought of the Sea God, the Asura God, and those powerful beings who inherited the throne of God.
Do they also know the origin of this “Concept God Inventory”? Are they also paying attention to all this?
Countless questions flooded Tang San’s mind, but he knew that now was not the time to think about them.
The top priority is to wait and see how the situation develops, while also being prepared to deal with any possible emergencies.
He could feel that this so-called “inventory” would never be as simple as it seemed.
In addition to the pirate world, Wudang Mountain, and Douluo Continent, similar scenes are being played out in countless dimensions and corners of the universe at the same time.
In some worlds, technology is highly developed and interstellar fleets roam the universe, but faced with this light curtain covering the sky, their most advanced detectors are unable to analyze its composition, and their most powerful weapons are unable to cause any damage to it.
Those scientists and military commanders who are usually high and mighty can only look up at the sky like ordinary people, their hearts filled with awe and anxiety.
In some worlds, immortals and demons abound, and monks move mountains and fill the sea, pluck stars and grab the moon. But in front of that majestic and hollow voice, even those old monsters who have lived for thousands of years feel their insignificance.
They tried to deduce the secrets of heaven, but found it all in chaos and unable to see anything.
Some parts of the world are in the midst of war, with different races and countries fighting brutally for survival and profit.
But when the sky suddenly changed and the coming of the dead was announced, all wars were temporarily stopped.
The soldiers on both sides of the battle simultaneously put down their weapons, looked up at the sky, their faces filled with confusion and fear.
After hearing the announcement, the emperors and generals of countless worlds immediately summoned civil and military officials to discuss countermeasures.
But faced with this unprecedented phenomenon, what could they possibly come up with? They could only order increased vigilance, calm the people, and keep a close eye on the skies.
Countless hidden masters, those powerful people who have long seen through the world and no longer care about worldly affairs, now come out of their secluded places, look up at the sky with solemn expressions.
They could feel that an irresistible force was coming, a force that was enough to change the entire world.
For a moment, all the heavens and worlds, and billions of living beings, were shocked by this sudden “Concept God Inventory”.
They don’t know who did this inventory, nor do they know what the purpose of this inventory is, and they don’t know what impact this inventory will have on their respective worlds and their own destinies.
Is it a blessing or a curse?
No one could have predicted it.
All living beings at this moment could only wait anxiously for the next move of the huge light curtain.
They have a vague premonition that a “big drama” that will subvert their cognition and may even change their destiny is about to take place.
And they will all be spectators of this drama, and may even be participants.
Chapter 4: Douqi Continent, Soul Palace Conspiracy? (Old Version)
Chapter 3: Perfect World, Willow God Frowns
In the perfect wilderness, above Shi Village.
The huge dark golden light curtain seemed to have existed since time immemorial, floating quietly and exuding indescribable majesty and mystery.
Above the light curtain, those mysterious runes flowed slowly, as if interpreting the ultimate truth of the birth and death of the universe.
Shi Hao tilted his little head and stared at the huge light curtain without blinking, his eyes full of shock and curiosity.
He could feel that the aura emanating from the light curtain was more terrifying than any ferocious beast he had ever seen, and even more frightening than the aura occasionally leaked from the Willow God.
“God Willow, what is the origin of this… this light curtain?”
Shi Hao turned his head and looked at the charred willow tree beside him. There was a hint of childish question in his voice, but more of it was a desire to explore the unknown.
In his opinion, Willow God is omniscient and omnipotent, and must know the secret of this light curtain.
He paused, a look of speculation on his face. “It says ‘all the heavens and myriad worlds’. Could it be that this light curtain can actually cover all the worlds? Wouldn’t that be even more powerful than the legendary Immortal Realm? Could it be that a great figure from the Immortal Realm created this?”
In Shi Hao’s cognition, the fairyland is the most mysterious and powerful place, and it is the dream destination of all cultivators.
He really couldn’t think of any other existence that could create such an earth-shaking scene that spread throughout the heavens and all realms except the fairyland.
The chaotic energy that was originally lingering faintly around the Willow God now became a bit thicker, covering its charred trunk like mist, making it appear even more mysterious.
Against the backdrop of the chaotic energy, those newly grown willow branches seemed to be carved from jade, sparkling with a crystal luster.
Hearing Shi Hao’s question, Liu Shen was silent for a moment, as if he was carefully considering his words.
After a long while, its ethereal and slightly hoarse voice slowly rang out, carrying a subtle hint of solemnity and confusion:
“No.”
These two simple words struck Shi Hao’s heart like a heavy hammer.
Even Willow God said it wasn’t the work of the Immortal Realm?
Willow God continued, his voice tinged with reminiscence and a hint of speculation: “This power… has already surpassed the realm of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths.
The principles and theories it contains are beyond my knowledge, and beyond the control of the living beings in this world.
Although the Immortal Realm is powerful and vast, its power system and principles are not the same as those displayed by this light curtain. In fact… it can even be said that they are on a different level.”
Shi Hao was a little confused by what he heard. The concepts of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, and the Immortal Realm were too distant and vague for him.
But he understood one thing, that is, the origin of this light curtain was more mysterious and powerful than he had imagined, and even Willow God could not fully see through it.
“Unlike any known creature.”
Willow God’s voice sounded again, with a hint of certainty, “Whether it’s immortals, gods, demons, or those forbidden creatures that have existed since ancient times, although their power is great, there are always traces and roots that can be traced.
Yet, this curtain of light and that announcement seemed to appear out of thin air, untainted by any cause and effect, leaving no trace. Perhaps what they represent is a form of existence that we cannot even comprehend.”
Willow God paused for a moment, as if organizing his words, trying to explain in a way that Shi Hao could understand: “It’s definitely not a method used by the Immortal Realm.
If the Immortal Realm had such a profound power, it would have unified the heavens long ago. Why would it wait until today to announce it in this way? “
Upon hearing this, Shi Hao nodded, seemingly understanding.
He could feel the solemnity in Liu Shen’s tone, which made him realize that the seriousness of the matter might be far beyond his imagination.
“Then…then what exactly does it want to do?”
Shi Hao asked, his eyes full of worry.
The unknown is often the most terrifying.
The Willow God gently swayed its branches, his voice filled with helplessness: “The meaning is unclear.
‘Concept God Inventory’… What is a concept? What is God? What will happen after the inventory? Everything is shrouded in mystery.
I can sense its immensity, but I cannot fathom its true purpose.”
Willow God paused, then turned to Shi Hao, his tone adding a hint of warning, “Little one, just wait and see what happens. It’s best to be careful.”
Such changes are beyond the control of you and me, and beyond the ability of any village or place to resist.
Remember, no matter what happens, you must remain vigilant, protect yourself, and protect Shicun.”
Shi Hao sensed the concern and seriousness in Willow God’s words. He nodded vigorously, a look of determination that didn’t match his age on his face. “Willow God, I understand! I’ll be careful!”
Although he agreed verbally, in addition to worry and vigilance, a trace of irrepressible curiosity and… fighting spirit quietly rose in his heart!
After all, he is a natural supreme being, with unyielding blood flowing in his bones.
This grand undertaking that spans the heavens and the universe, this unprecedented “Concept God Inventory”, although full of unknowns and dangers, is also full of mysteries and challenges.
“Concept God…just how powerful is he?”
Shi Hao thought to himself, “Those things that are being ‘inventoried’ so solemnly must be earth-shattering people or things, right? If I could witness them, it would be a great opportunity!”
His fists clenched unconsciously, and his eyes sparkled with excitement.
He longed to become stronger, to explore the unknown, and to one day be able to walk out of the wilderness and see the vast world outside.
And this sudden “conceptual inventory” before him undoubtedly opened a door for him to a broader and more mysterious world.
Of course, he also understood Willow God’s warning that it was better to be cautious.
After all, in a game of this level, if you are not careful, you may be doomed.
Just as Shi Hao was thinking about it, the dark golden light curtain covering the sky suddenly brightened slightly, and the runes flowing on it became clearer.
An even more powerful pressure spread out from the light curtain, causing all living beings in the entire wilderness to feel a tremor that came from the soul.
The villagers of Shi Village were frightened by the successive strange phenomena and were at a loss as to what to do. They gathered around the willow tree to seek shelter.
Some young children were so frightened that they started crying loudly.
Shi Hao took a deep breath and tried to calm the excitement and anxiety in his heart.
He walked over to the crying children and, imitating an adult, comforted them, “Don’t be afraid, with Willow God here, we’ll be fine!
Chapter 5: Gu World Fang Yuan, Weighing the Interests (Old Version)
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Although his voice was childish, it carried a convincing power.
When the children heard his words, their crying gradually subsided, but they still looked at the sky with fear in their eyes.
The branches of the Willow God brushed gently, sprinkling green rain of light and soothing the villagers’ panic.
It once again turned its gaze towards the huge light curtain, its eyes full of vigilance and alertness.
It knows that the real “inventory” is probably about to begin.
The content of this inventory will directly determine the future direction of all the heavens and worlds.
The wind in the wilderness seemed to have become even more fierce.
The light curtain in the sky, like a silent giant, overlooks the tiny creatures below, waiting for the moment to reveal the mystery.
Shi Hao stared at the light screen, his heart full of anticipation and anxiety.
He knew that no matter what happened next, it would be a “feast” that he had never experienced before, a “feast” that he would remember for the rest of his life… or rather, a test.
Chapter 4: Douqi Continent, Soul Palace Conspiracy?
Douqi Continent, Northwest Region, Jia Ma Empire, Wutan City, Xiao Family Back Mountain.
In a secluded bamboo forest, Xiao Yan sat cross-legged on a smooth bluestone, his brows furrowed as he looked up at the enormous dark golden light curtain in the sky.
The sunlight shines through the gaps in the bamboo leaves, casting mottled light and shadows on his young and resolute face.
Ever since that majestic, hollow voice announced, “The divine inventory of concepts across all the heavens and worlds begins immediately!”
After that, the light curtain in the sky maintained that mysterious state, with no further movement and no signs of dissipating.
But that kind of invisible pressure always hangs over the entire Douqi Continent, making everyone feel heavy in their hearts.
Xiao Yan’s mood was just like the sky shrouded in light, filled with solemnity and uneasiness.
This situation, which was completely beyond his cognition and control, made him feel a long-lost sense of powerlessness.
“Teacher, this…what is going on?”
Xiao Yan mentally transmitted a message to Yao Lao, who was residing in the ring, his tone filled with confusion and anxiety, “This light curtain has appeared for quite some time, and apart from that announcement, there has been no other movement.
What exactly does it want to do?”
Yao Lao’s soul was currently floating beside Xiao Yan, also looking up at the light curtain in the sky.
His old face was filled with an unprecedented solemnity, and his deep eyes were shining with thought.
Hearing Xiao Yan’s question, Yao Lao was silent for a moment before he slowly said, “Yan’er, this matter is of no small importance and is definitely not an ordinary phenomenon.
The power contained in that light curtain and the sound that directly resounded through the soul were far beyond my comprehension.
Even in my heyday, I have never seen such incredible means.”
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yan felt even more awed.
During his lifetime, Yao Lao was an eighth-grade alchemy master, a Dou Zun-level warrior with extensive knowledge and experience. Even he made such an evaluation, which shows how terrifying the origin of this “Concept God Inventory” is.
“Teacher, you say… Could it be that the Soul Palace is up to something again?”
Xiao Yan suddenly thought of something, a fierce look flashed in his eyes, and he gritted his teeth and said, “The Soul Palace is acting in a secretive and vicious way. They have been collecting soul bodies and plotting something evil.
Such a grand and impressive phenomenon, could it be that they have found some earth-shattering treasure, or have mastered some forbidden fighting technique?”
In Xiao Yan’s understanding, Soul Palace is the most mysterious and evil organization on the Douqi Continent.
They are powerful, have a deep foundation, and will do whatever it takes to achieve their goals. They will not hesitate to stir up blood and gore.
Therefore, whenever he encountered such an incomprehensible and strange incident, Xiao Yan would subconsciously point the finger at the Soul Palace.
Upon hearing this, Yao Lao slowly shook his head, a wry smile appearing on his aged face: “Yan’er, you overestimate the Soul Palace and underestimate this ‘Concept God Inventory’.”
He paused, and said solemnly: “Although the Soul Palace has committed many evil deeds in the Central Plains and its strength can be regarded as top-notch, they are ultimately just a force in the Douqi Continent.
It is absolutely impossible for them to create such a grand scene that covers the entire sky and may even affect the “myriad heavens and worlds”.
I can be sure that even if the Soul Palace Master himself came, he would not have such an all-knowing ability.”
After hearing what Yao Lao said, Xiao Yan was even more shocked.
Even the Soul Palace lacks such power? Then what kind of terrifying existence lies behind this curtain of light? Could it be the legendary Dou Di? However, Dou Qi Continent hasn’t seen a Dou Di in tens of thousands of years!
“Then…what could it be?”
Xiao Yan muttered to himself, feeling that his brain was not enough.
Yao Lao sighed and said, “I can’t explain it clearly.
‘Myriad Heavens and Worlds’… This word itself represents a vastness that is difficult for us to imagine.
Perhaps, outside the Douqi Continent, there are more powerful worlds and creatures that are beyond imagination.
And this so-called ‘Conceptual God Inventory’ was initiated by beings at that level.”
He paused and continued, “As for its purpose…it’s hard to guess at this point.
The word “inventory” may mean some kind of display, some kind of evaluation, or even some kind of… screening.
But no matter what, this will be a huge change that affects all the worlds.
Whether this is a blessing or a curse for us remains to be seen.”
As Xiao Yan listened to Yao Lao’s words, he gradually gained some understanding, but he was still more confused.
He could feel that he seemed to have come into contact with a world that was far beyond his previous knowledge, more magnificent and more mysterious.
“Then…Teacher, what should we do now?”
Xiao Yan asked.
Faced with this unknown situation, he habitually sought guidance from Yao Lao.
Yao Lao pondered for a moment and said slowly, “Wait patiently for changes and do not act rashly.
Now that this light curtain has appeared, the ‘inventory’ will begin sooner or later.
All we can do now is stay vigilant and observe carefully.
At the same time, we must seize the time to improve our strength.
No matter what happens in the future, strong strength will always be the foundation of survival.”
Hearing this, Xiao Yan nodded heavily: “Teacher, I understand.”
He took a deep breath and tried to calm the waves in his heart.
As Yao Lao said, no matter whether this “Concept God Inventory” is a blessing or a curse, improving one’s own strength is the most important thing.
Only by having enough power can you protect the people you want to protect in the future changes.
Chapter 6: Pirate World, Straw Hat Confusion (Old Version)
He once again turned his gaze towards the light curtain in the sky, a hint of determination flashing in his eyes.
Although this light curtain was full of unknowns and mysteries, it also aroused the competitive spirit in his heart.
He wanted to see how powerful this so-called “Concept God” was!
Just as Xiao Yan was communicating with Yao Lao, the entire Dou Qi Continent was plunged into great shock and panic due to this sudden phenomenon.
In the Zhongzhou Continent, the top forces, such as Danta, Huazong, Fenyan Valley, etc., all held emergency meetings to discuss countermeasures.
Those Dou Zun masters who usually acted high and mighty now all looked solemn, looking up at the sky, trying to get a glimpse of clues from it.
Some ancient families even opened up their long-forgotten secret places and invited out the old monsters who had been in seclusion for many years.
However, even these old monsters who had lived for hundreds of years and witnessed countless changes in the world could only shake their heads and sigh in front of the light curtain covering the sky, saying that they had never heard of it.
All the major empires and cities were plunged into chaos.
Rumors spread and people were in panic.
Some said it was divine punishment, some said it was the birth of a rare treasure, and some even said it was the coming of the end of the world.
Countless ordinary people, in fear and anxiety, knelt on the ground and prayed, hoping to get the protection of the gods.
However, no matter how they guessed or prayed, the light curtain in the sky still hung there, exuding awe-inspiring majesty.
The Xiao family in Wutan City was also shrouded in a tense atmosphere at this moment.
Xiao Zhan, the head of the Xiao family, was leading the family elders, standing on the martial arts field, looking up at the sky, his face full of worry.
“This…what on earth is going on? Is it God’s will to destroy our Gama Empire?”
An elder said in a trembling voice.
Xiao Zhan frowned and said in a deep voice, “Don’t talk nonsense! This kind of extraordinary phenomenon in heaven and earth is absolutely beyond human power.
All we need to do is to control our tribesmen and wait and see what happens.
You must not lose your composure, lest you be taken advantage of by those with ulterior motives.”
Although he said this, Xiao Zhan’s heart was filled with anxiety.
He could sense that a storm that would sweep across the entire continent was approaching.
In the face of this storm, their Xiao family is like a small boat that may capsize at any time.
He subconsciously looked towards the back mountain and thought to himself, “Yan’er… I hope you’re okay…”
Just when the entire Douqi Continent was plunged into chaos and speculation, the dark golden light curtain in the sky suddenly brightened slightly, and the runes flowing on it became clearer and more vivid.
A pressure even more powerful and vast than before swept down like a tide, making everyone feel suffocated.
In the bamboo forest at the back of the mountain, Xiao Yan’s pupils suddenly shrank. He felt that the light curtain seemed to be starting to “move”!
Yao Lao’s expression also became serious. He said in a deep voice: “Yan’er, pay attention! The real ‘inventory’ is about to begin!”
Xiao Yan held his breath and stared intently at the light curtain in the sky, not daring to slack off in the slightest.
He knew that everything that happened next would overturn his cognition and might even change his future destiny.
He felt awe in his heart. Even Yao Lao had given such an evaluation. This inventory must be very simple.
He clenched his fists, determined not to back down no matter what he was about to face.
Because he is Xiao Yan, the Xiao Yan who never gives up!
Chapter 5: The Source of the Gu World, Weighing the Interests
Gu world, southern border.
In a deserted valley, the air was filled with the scent of rotten grass and a faint smell of blood.
Fang Yuan stood on an inconspicuous mound, with his hands behind his back, looking up at the dark golden light curtain that covered the entire sky.
His face was shrouded in the changing light and shadow, appearing somewhat blurry. Only his deep and calm eyes, like two cold stars hidden in the darkness, flashed with a sharp and cautious light.
After that, Fang Yuan kept this posture, motionless, like a lifeless statue.
However, his high-speed brain never stopped thinking and analyzing.
“A divine inventory of concepts…” Fang Yuan murmured in a low voice, a faint arc appearing at the corner of his mouth. It was a complex expression mixed with curiosity, vigilance and… excitement.
For the vast majority of Gu Masters in this world, the strange vision in the sky and the mysterious announcement brought more fear and anxiety.
Because the unknown often represents danger.
But for Fang Yuan, the unknown also means opportunity.
His whole life he fought against the heaven, the earth, people and his life.
He has long been accustomed to dancing on the edge of a knife and surviving in desperate situations.
In his eyes, any change, any crisis, can be transformed into a resource that can be utilized and a profit that can be gained.
“What is a concept?”
Fang Yuan pondered silently in his heart, “Is it referring to some abstract concept, the manifestation of some rules, or some kind of… a higher level ‘Tao’ that transcends physical existence?”
Although he was reincarnated into this world of Gu, he came from a blue planet with information explosion in his previous life. He has his own unique understanding of the word “concept”.
However, when this word is associated with “God” and appears in such a grand and mysterious way, its meaning becomes intriguing.
“What is God?”
Fang Yuan continued to ponder in his mind, “Does it refer to beings like Gu Immortals? Or does it refer to some kind of life form that is even more ancient, more powerful, and superior to Gu Immortals? Or is it just a code name used to describe beings that have mastered a certain ‘concept’?”
He was once a Gu Immortal and was well aware of its power and limitations.
He also pursued a higher realm, longing to touch the illusory eternal life.
Therefore, he is more sensitive to the word “God” than anyone else.
“Is this inventory simply a display, like a storyteller recounting an ancient legend, for people to enjoy? Or is there something more profound, some hidden purpose?”
Fang Yuan’s eyes flickered slightly, like a hungry wolf hunting in the dark, not letting go of any suspicious clues.
He never believed that good things would come to him.
Such a massive and mysterious “inventory” must have some driving force and purpose behind it.
And is this purpose related to the eternal life he pursues?
“Is there an opportunity that I can exploit to help me achieve eternal life?
Three things to do when reading: read, collect, and reward!
Chapter 7 System Announcement, Top 20 (Old Version)
This is the issue that Fang Yuan is most concerned about.
To him, whether it is an immortal, a demon, a god, or a Buddha, they are all just appearances.
He only believes in power and pursues only interests.
As long as it can help him achieve eternal life, he will do anything, even if it means fighting with a tiger or dancing with the devil.
He carefully recalled the majestic and hollow voice, trying to analyze more information from it.
The voice was emotionless, as if it was an automatic declaration of some rule.
This made him vaguely feel that behind this “Concept God Inventory”, it might not be a specific creature that was controlling it, but more like a… cosmic “program” or “law” that was running automatically.
If this is true, then the variables are even greater.
Fang Yuan’s gaze turned to the huge light curtain again.
Above the light curtain, those mysterious runes flowed slowly, emitting a heart-pounding pressure.
He tried to use his insect to sense and analyze the runes, but the result was disappointing.
The reconnaissance insects he possessed seemed so small and powerless in the face of this level of power, and were unable to detect any useful information.
It’s like an ant trying to shake a big tree, overestimating its own capabilities.
“It seems that we can only wait and see.”
Fang Yuan thought to himself.
Although he was eager to profit from it, he was not a reckless person.
He would not easily expose himself, let alone act rashly, before he knew the other party’s background.
He has plenty of patience.
For Fang Yuan, any change may hide opportunities.
He had already begun to silently calculate in his mind how to gain the greatest benefit if this “Concept God Inventory” really revealed some earth-shattering secrets or some exploitable loopholes.
Should he hide in the shadows, observe quietly, and wait for the opportunity? Or should he take the initiative, seize the opportunity, and fight for a chance of survival?
This needs to be decided based on subsequent developments.
Just as Fang Yuan’s mind was turning over a thousand questions, he suddenly felt that the spiritual energy of the surrounding heaven and earth seemed to have undergone a subtle change.
This change was extremely subtle and would have been almost imperceptible if he had not been so sensitive.
He immediately became alert and shifted his attention from the light curtain in the sky to the surrounding environment.
He discovered that not only the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, but also the wind flowing in the air, the grass and trees growing on the ground, and even some poisonous insects hiding in the dark, seemed to be affected by an invisible force and became somewhat… restless.
“Are we going to start?”
Fang Yuan’s eyes narrowed, and he thought to himself.
He could feel that the light curtain covering the sky seemed to be accumulating some kind of power, like the calm before the storm, so oppressive that it made people breathless.
Sure enough, the next moment, the huge dark golden light curtain suddenly burst out with dazzling light, stronger than any previous time.
The light was so bright that it even made the entire sky of the Gu world seem to be lit up.
At the same time, an even more terrifying and vast pressure descended from the sky like a substance, enveloping the entire Gu world.
In the face of this pressure, even a rank five Gu Master felt insignificant and powerless, as if he would be crushed into dust at any moment.
Some Gu Masters with lower cultivation levels were even so frightened by this pressure that they lost their minds, spitted blood from their mouths, and collapsed to the ground.
Fang Yuan groaned, feeling his chest constricted and the vital energy in his body not flowing smoothly.
He quickly activated the defensive insect and at the same time practiced his mental skills to steady his mind, and only then was he able to withstand this sudden pressure.
He was secretly shocked: “What a terrifying pressure! Just the momentum is so terrifying.
If this light curtain really launches an attack, I’m afraid no one in the entire Gu world will be able to resist it!”
Just as the pressure reached its peak, the runes that were originally flowing slowly on the huge light curtain suddenly began to spin rapidly, forming an extremely huge vortex.
At the center of the vortex, there is a deep darkness that seems to swallow everything.
Then, a clear, emotionless voiceover once again resounded in the minds of all living beings:
“An inventory of the concept gods of all the heavens and worlds, the first one will be revealed soon.”
As soon as he finished speaking, blurry images gradually emerged from the dark vortex at the center of the light curtain, slowly unfolding like an ink painting…
Fang Yuan’s pupils suddenly shrank, his eyes filled with concentration and anticipation.
He knew the real “show” was finally about to begin! He wanted to see who this so-called “Concept God” was! And what kind of “surprises”… or rather, what kind of “opportunities” would this first “Concept God” bring him?
He licked his dry lips, his eyes gleaming with a beast-like light.
For him, this is not just an “inventory”, but also a “feast” that concerns his own interests.
He has made preparations and is ready to grab his own share of “food” from this disturbance that has affected the whole heavens!
Chapter 6: Pirate World, Straw Hat Bewildered
On the deck of the Thousand Sunny, the sun was still shining brightly, and the sea breeze with a salty and humid smell blew by, ruffling everyone’s hair.
However, the atmosphere on the ship at this moment was incompatible with the pleasant weather, and was full of surprise and a hint of unspeakable absurdity.
The dark golden light curtain covering the entire sky was like a silent giant, silently announcing some unknown change.
Luffy, the ever-energized captain, was currently clinging to the side of the ship, his innocent eyes wide open as he pointed at the giant screen of light in the sky and excitedly shouted to his companions, “Wow! Look! What a huge TV! Even bigger than the one we saw on Sky Island before! What’s playing? Is it a scene from the party? Or is there a new adventure waiting for us?”
As he spoke, he danced with his hands, as if he had already seen a table full of delicious food and an exciting battle.
He did not feel the slightest fear at this sudden vision of heaven and earth. Instead, he was filled with childlike curiosity and anticipation.
In his simple mind, anything new and novel could be associated with his two favorite themes: “adventure” and “banquet”.
“Bang!”
A huge fist landed accurately on Luffy’s head, accompanied by Nami’s angry roar.
“Idiot! Wake up!”
Nami put her hands on her hips, veins popping out on her forehead, her beautiful face slightly twisted with anger and worry, “This is obviously not an ordinary TV!
Chapter 8: Zoro’s Silhouette, Shocking Statements (Old Version)
Didn’t you feel it? The whole sky is covered with this thing! Unheard of, unheard of! This is definitely not a good thing! “
Nami’s heart was filled with anxiety.
As the ship’s navigator, she is most sensitive to weather changes and abnormal phenomena at sea.
However, the light curtain covering the sky before her eyes was completely beyond her comprehension.
It doesn’t seem like any known natural phenomenon, but more like an… irresistible force.
She subconsciously glanced at the record pointer on her wrist and found that the pointer was still steadily pointing to the next island, which made her feel a little relieved, but also more uneasy.
This shows that this mutation is not targeted at a specific area, but has spread to a wider range, perhaps even the entire world.
“But… it really looks like TV…” Luffy covered his head and muttered aggrievedly, but seeing Nami’s expression that looked like she might explode again at any time, he shut up tactfully.
Sanji stood beside Nami, holding a cigarette in his mouth, his brows furrowed, and his originally relaxed expression became solemn.
He took a deep puff of cigarette and then slowly exhaled. His eyes looked somewhat deep in the smoke.
“Ms. Nami is right. This thing is very important.”
Sanji said in a deep voice, his eyes scanning the huge curtain of light sharply, “The entire sky is covered. I have never heard of such a thing, nor have I seen it in any ship’s log or legend.
The meaning behind this is probably far beyond our imagination.”
Although he always looks cynical and his mind is full of beautiful women, as one of the three main forces of the Straw Hat Pirates, he also possesses keen insight and rich combat experience.
He could feel a heart-pounding pressure from the light curtain, a level of power that was beyond his current comprehension.
He subconsciously protected Nami and Robin behind him and looked at the sky vigilantly.
“cut.”
A disdainful snort came from the mast.
Roronoa Zoro, the swordsman who aspires to become the world’s greatest swordsman, is still leaning against the mast, his arms folded, his eyes closed, as if indifferent to everything happening around him.
When the sky changed strangely and the light curtain descended, he only opened one eye slightly, casually glanced at the dark golden light curtain covering the sky, and then closed it again, as if it was just an ordinary cloud passing by.
However, if you look closely, you will find that his fingers on the handles of the three swords have unconsciously tightened slightly.
Beneath his seemingly calm expression, there was a subtle hint of vigilance.
For Zoro, any unknown powerful thing may mean a new challenge, or… a new enemy.
Although he appeared calm on the surface, the sword intent in his body had already begun to gather secretly, ready to deal with any possible emergencies at any time.
“Zoro, you guy, aren’t you worried at all?”
Usopp hid behind Chopper, stuck half of his head out, and shouted to Zoro in a trembling voice.
Zoro didn’t even bother to raise his eyelids, and just said lightly: “Is worrying useful? If an enemy comes, we will fight him with our troops; if a flood comes, we will block it with earth.
If he is truly an enemy, just chop him down.”
His tone was calm, but it carried an unquestionable confidence and dominance.
“That’s easy to say! What if he’s a very powerful enemy?”
Usopp muttered quietly, shrinking back behind Chopper again.
Nicole Robin, the knowledgeable archaeologist, seemed relatively calm.
She walked to the side of the ship, supported her chin with one hand, and looked up at the huge light curtain, her beautiful eyes flashing with exploration and thought.
“Concept God…” She muttered the words she heard from the majestic voice softly, frowning slightly, “This word sounds like some very ancient legend, or a different way of interpreting the rules of the world and the mysteries of the universe.
What does “inventory” mean? Are they going to show these so-called “concept gods” one by one to the heavens and the myriad worlds?”
Robin’s mind flashed rapidly through countless fragments of ancient documents and historical texts that she had read, trying to find clues related to the scene before her.
And she has an almost instinctive desire to unravel these secrets.
“Robin-chan, do you know what this is?”
Sanji approached Robin and asked attentively, his eyes full of anticipation.
Robin shook his head slightly and said softly, “It’s still uncertain at this point.
But what is certain is that this is anything but ordinary.
We may be witnessing the beginning of an unprecedented era of change.”
Just as the Straw Hat Pirates were confused and puzzled by this sudden change, far away in the Marine Headquarters – Marineford.
This fortress, which symbolizes the world government’s highest combat power, is now caught in an unprecedented atmosphere of tension.
Under the command of officers at all levels, countless naval soldiers rushed to their respective posts. Alarms sounded one after another, resounding throughout Marinford.
In the office of the Admiral of the Navy, Buddha’s Warring States, the supreme commander of the Navy who was usually calm and composed, was standing side by side with the Navy hero Monkey D. Garp in front of the huge floor-to-ceiling window, looking up at the dark golden light curtain in the sky with a serious expression.
Zhan Guo’s brows were tightly furrowed into the shape of a “川” character, and the blue veins on his forehead were slightly bulging, showing his inner uneasiness.
He was holding a Den Den Mushi tightly in his hand, having obviously just issued a series of urgent instructions.
“Karp, what do you think of this thing?”
Zhan Guo asked in a deep voice, with a barely perceptible hint of fatigue and worry in his tone.
As the Admiral of the Navy, he shoulders the responsibility of maintaining world peace and stability.
However, the light curtain covering the sky before him and the declaration that resounded directly through his soul made him feel a deep sense of powerlessness.
This kind of power is completely beyond his understanding and control.
Garp, the legendary vice admiral, still looks carefree and cynical.
He picked his nose and said nonchalantly, “Hmm? What do you think? It’s just a large… uh… screen, right? Maybe it’s just a prank played by some bored Celestial Dragon?”
Chapter 9: Straw Hat Crew, Collective Petrification (Old Version)
Although he spoke lightly, there was a glint of sharpness and solemnity in Garp’s seemingly cloudy old eyes that was difficult for others to detect.
He knew very well that the power behind the creation of such a vision that covered the entire globe and could even affect the wider world was definitely extraordinary.
This is definitely not just a prank.
“mischief?”
Upon hearing this, Zhan Guo was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, “Garp! It’s already this hour, and you’re still talking nonsense here! Don’t you feel it? The pressure emanating from that light curtain is so great that even we feel palpitations! This is absolutely beyond human power!”
He paused, then spoke in a more serious tone, “I have already ordered the entire military to enter a state of maximum alert! All naval branches are to closely monitor movements within their respective areas of jurisdiction. If any anomalies are discovered, report them immediately! At the same time, I have also reported this matter to the Five Elders through the World Government.
I just don’t know if they know where this thing came from.”
Garp stopped picking his nose and showed a rare serious expression: “Well, Sengoku, don’t be too nervous.
Even if the sky falls, there are still tall people to hold it up.
What our navy can do is to fulfill its duties and protect those innocent people.
As for what this light curtain is and what it intends to do, we will just have to wait and see.”
Having said that, a hint of uneasiness rose in Garp’s heart.
He thought of his troublesome grandson, Luffy.
I wonder where that little bastard is stirring up trouble right now? I hope he doesn’t get dragged into this unknown storm.
In the square of the Naval Headquarters, the figures of the three admirals also appeared in different positions.
Akainu Sakaski still had a cold and stern expression on his face. He looked up at the light curtain in the sky, his eyes full of vigilance and murderous intent.
In his view, any unknown and uncontrollable force may pose a threat to “absolute justice” and must be eliminated.
Yellow Monkey Borsalino, on the other hand, looked lazy and indifferent. He put his hands in his pockets, tilted his head, and had a playful smile on the corner of his mouth: “Oh my, this is really scary~ Such a big screen, are they going to play some interesting program~” But there was a dangerous light flashing in his slightly narrowed eyes.
Aokiji Kuzan, on the other hand, seemed relatively calm.
He just stared at the light curtain in the sky silently, not knowing what he was thinking.
The entire Marinford, and even the entire pirate world, was plunged into great shock and confusion because of this sudden “Screen of the Heavens”.
Whether they were pirates or navy, whether they were the Seven Warlords of the Sea or the Four Emperors, at this moment, they all cast their eyes towards the sky, their hearts filled with all kinds of speculation and anxiety.
They vaguely felt that a huge storm that would sweep the world was about to come.
Chapter 7: System Announcement, Top 20
Just as billions of creatures in the heavens and the world were shocked and confused by the dark golden light curtain covering the sky and the majestic and empty declaration, and their hearts were filled with all kinds of speculation and fear, the mysterious runes that were originally flowing slowly on the huge light curtain suddenly flashed slightly, as if they were injected with new energy.
Immediately afterwards, the brightness of the light curtain increased again, making the entire sky seem to be coated with a layer of light dark gold.
The invisible pressure seemed to become clearer and heavier at this moment, causing all the creatures looking up at the light curtain to feel a throbbing from the depths of their souls.
In the Shi Village of the Perfect World, Shi Hao subconsciously clenched his fists, his little face filled with tension and anticipation.
The branches of the Willow God also stopped swaying, quietly sensing the changes in the light curtain.
In the back mountain of the Xiao family in Wutan City on the Dou Qi Continent, Xiao Yan held his breath and stared at the sky without blinking.
The soul of Yao Lao beside him also fluctuated slightly, and it was obvious that he was also very concerned about what was about to happen.
In the dark corner of the Gu world, Fang Yuan’s mouth curled up in a meaningful arc, and his eyes flashed with shrewdness and calculation.
He knew that the real action was about to begin.
On the Thousand Sunny in the One Piece world, Nami nervously grabbed the side of the ship, Sanji didn’t even notice that the cigarette in his mouth had fallen to the ground, and Usopp and Chopper were trembling as they hugged each other.
Only Luffy still looked carefree and cheerful.
On the top of Wudang Mountain, Zhang Sanfeng’s gaze was as deep as the starry sky, quietly gazing at the sky.
In the Douluo Continent, the Star Dou Great Forest, Tang San tightly grasped Xiao Wu’s hand, and pushed his Purple Demon Pupil to the extreme, trying to see every detail on the light screen.
At this moment, the powerful beings from countless worlds and the creatures from countless corners all focused their attention on the huge light curtain.
They knew that the mysterious “Concept God Inventory” was finally about to officially begin.
At this moment when everyone was watching and holding their breath, that majestic yet empty voice, devoid of any emotion, once again resounded in the depths of every living being’s soul:
“The inventory officially begins!”
These short six words were like the morning bell, echoing endlessly throughout the heavens and worlds, shocking everyone’s hearts.
Then, the voice continued to declare:
“First up is… the top twenty—[God of Directionlessness]!”
“…”
“…………”
“………………ha?”
When the four words “God of Directionlessness” exploded in the minds of all living beings like thunder, the entire universe fell into an eerie silence.
One second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
Then……
“puff–!”
Countless strong men who were drinking water, tea, and wine all spat out the liquid in their mouths at the same time.
Countless important figures who were sitting upright with solemn expressions almost fell down from their seats.
Countless hidden masters who were closing their eyes to meditate and comprehend the way of heaven almost went astray.
“The God of… Direction Losers?”
In Shicun, Shi Hao opened his mouth wide, his little face full of disbelief.
He rubbed his ears hard, wondering if he had heard it wrong.
“Getting lost… can also become a god? This… this god is too easy to become, right? Then can’t I also become a ‘foodie god’?”
The tender green branches on the charred trunk of the Willow God next to him stiffened for a rare moment, as if they were also shocked by this unexpected name.
In the back mountain of the Xiao family in Wutan City, Xiao Yan was also stunned. He subconsciously looked at Yao Lao and asked, “Teacher, did I hear correctly?
Chapter 10: A Thousand Miles in One Step, the First Display of Divine Power (Old Version)
Is it…the God of Directionlessness?”
A strange expression appeared on Yao Lao’s old face. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he coughed dryly and said, “Ahem… I… heard it too.
This… this inventory is truly… unexpected.”
He had lived for hundreds of years and prided himself on being knowledgeable and experienced, but since he became a god after getting lost, he had never heard or seen anything like it.
In the Gu world, Fang Yuan’s icy face, which had remained unchanged for thousands of years, also showed a rare trace of surprise.
But in just a moment, he regained his composure, and a hint of even stronger interest flashed in his eyes.
“The God of Directionlessness… Interesting, really interesting.
Is this the ultimate manifestation of some spatial law, where, because I’m lost, I can ignore spatial distance? Or is the definition of this so-called “God” completely different from what I understand? Or is this just some kind of… joke?”
In the world of pirates, on the Thousand Sunny.
“The God of Directionlessness…”
Nami was stunned, her beautiful face filled with confusion and puzzlement.
She subconsciously glanced at Zoro, who was still resting with his eyes closed, and suddenly an extremely absurd idea came to her mind. But she immediately shook her head vigorously, throwing this terrible idea out of her mind, “No, no, no, it’s impossible, absolutely impossible! How could it be him!”
Sanji was also confused and forgot to light the cigarette in his mouth.
“Can having a poor sense of direction… even be considered a ‘concept’? Can it even be considered a ‘god’? Who on earth is running this inventory? It’s too unreliable!”
On the top of Wudang Mountain, Zhang Sanfeng paused slightly as he stroked his beard, a hint of surprise flashing in his eyes.
He had lived for a hundred years, created Tai Chi, and realized the truth. He was knowledgeable, but this was the first time he had heard of the title “God of Directionlessness”.
“Everything in the world has its own path. Could it be that… even if one gets lost, one can achieve enlightenment and become a god? This is truly unheard of and unseen.”
He couldn’t help but let out a bitter smile, feeling that this so-called “inventory” seemed even more… bizarre than he had imagined.
In Douluo Continent, Tang San’s face was also full of disbelief.
He held Xiao Wu’s hand tightly, his brow furrowed. “Local idiot… God? What kind of being is responsible for this inventory? What are the criteria for judging? Could it be that as long as a certain ‘concept’ is brought to its extreme, it can be called a ‘God’?”
His mind was filled with doubts, and he became even more curious about the nature of this “Concept God Inventory”.
For a moment, all the heavens and the world, in every corner, were thrown into great uproar and confusion because of this unexpected first “God’s name”.
“God of directionality? What the hell is that? Could getting lost be considered a magical power?”
“You’re kidding! This kind of thing can even be on the list? Then can I also make the list with the title of ‘God of Sleepiness’?”
“Isn’t this a joke? I thought it was going to be some earth-shattering figure!”
“But… ‘Concept God’, it sounds quite mysterious.
Maybe there’s some incredible secret behind this ‘difficulty in finding directions’?”
All kinds of speculations, discussions, ridicules, and confusions fill every corner of every world.
The tense, solemn and dignified atmosphere originally brought about by the coming of the light curtain became a little strange, even… a little funny, because of the title of “God of Direction Lost”.
Many powerful people who were originally in awe of this “Concept God Inventory” could not help but smile at this moment, thinking that this might just be a large-scale farce.
However, there are also some people with deep thoughts who do not take it lightly.
Instead, they feel that the first name is so unexpected, which perhaps just explains the uniqueness of this “inventory”, and the meaning hidden behind it is probably far more complicated than it seems on the surface.
Amidst the noisy discussions, the light curtain in the sky changed again.
Chapter 8: Zoro’s silhouette and his bold words
As the majestic and hollow voice announced the ridiculous title of “TOP 20 – [God of Directionlessness]”, countless creatures in the heavens and myriad worlds were still in shock and astonishment. Above the huge dark golden light curtain in the sky, the picture shifted again.
In the center of the light curtain, which was originally as smooth as a mirror, the light gathered slightly, like rippling water, gradually outlining a vague human figure.
This outline was made up of dark golden light and seemed a little illusory at first, but as time went on, it gradually became clearer and more solid.
Everyone’s attention was drawn to the silhouette that was taking shape.
They all wanted to see who this person known as the “God of Directionlessness” was, or in other words… how weird he was.
Finally, the human silhouette was fully revealed.
I only saw the silhouette, with a figure as straight as a pine tree. Although it was just an outline, I could still feel a fierce and imposing aura.
The outlines of three long swords were clearly visible hanging on his waist, showing his identity as a swordsman.
The most eye-catching thing is the iconic headscarf on his head. Although the color cannot be seen in the silhouette, the unique way of tying it is very impressive.
This silhouette stood quietly in the center of the light curtain, like a silent mountain, exuding an unruly and indomitable spirit.
At the moment when this human silhouette appeared, in the pirate world, on the Thousand Sunny.
“ah!!!”
Usopp and Chopper screamed in terror and disbelief almost at the same time.
Usopp’s iconic long nose was now exaggeratedly tilted upwards due to extreme shock. He stretched out a trembling finger, pointed at the silhouette in the sky, and stammered: “That… that turban… that… the outline of the three swords… No… No way… Could it be… Could it be that…” His eyes were wide open and his mouth was open so wide that an egg could almost be stuffed in.
Chopper was so frightened that he hid directly behind Sanji, revealing only a pair of big watery eyes. He stared at the silhouette in the sky in horror, his voice tinged with tears: “Zoro… Zoro? Is it Zoro? Why is Zoro there? Is he… is he really the ‘God of Directionlessness’?”
The moment Nami saw the familiar silhouette and headscarf, she felt a black screen in front of her eyes and almost fainted on the spot.
She held her head in her hands and groaned in despair, “No! No! No! It must not be him!
Chapter 11: The Strongest Among Heavens, Shocked for the First Time (Old Version)
How could he possibly be the one to do something so shameful! This must be a mistake! It’s definitely a mistake!”
She shook her head desperately, trying to deny the cruel reality before her.
Sanji originally had an expression of enjoying the show, but after seeing the features of the silhouette clearly, the smile on his face froze instantly, and the cigarette in his mouth fell to the deck with a “click”.
He rubbed his eyes in disbelief and muttered to himself: “No… no way? That green algae-haired guy? He… he is actually the ‘God of Direction Losers’? This… this is too…” For a moment, he didn’t know what words to use to describe his feelings at the moment.
Only Luffy still looked as if he was not in the situation. When he saw the familiar silhouette, he jumped up excitedly and shouted: “Zoro! It’s Zoro! Zoro is on TV! So handsome! Is Zoro going to become a god? That’s great! Let’s have a party to celebrate Zoro becoming a god!”
Just as the Straw Hat Pirates were thrown into chaos by this sudden “surprise”, above the light curtain in the sky, below the human silhouette, another strange change occurred!
I saw dazzling golden lights appearing out of thin air, quickly condensing and transforming into a line of even more arrogant, unruly and domineering golden characters!
This line of golden characters was written with vigorous and powerful strokes. Each character seemed to contain a sharp aura that could cut through everything, emitting a heart-pounding pressure, forming a sharp contrast to the nickname “God of Directionlessness”!
The golden characters read:
“Space is distorted because of him, and direction is subservient to him!”
When this domineering declaration was deeply engraved in the minds of all living beings in the heavens and worlds like a brand, the whole world fell into an eerie silence again.
If we say that the previous title of “God of Direction Lost” made people feel surprised and ridiculous.
So, at this moment, “Space is distorted because of him, and direction surrenders to him!”
The bold words made them feel a strong sense of… absurdity and curiosity!
“The God of Direction Losers”… and “Space is distorted, direction surrenders”?
How could these two completely different, even opposite, concepts appear simultaneously in the same being?
What is going on?
In the Shi Village of the Perfect World, Shi Hao looked at the line of golden characters, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes.
“What a boast! ‘Space distorts because of him, direction submits to him’? This sounds like a peerless master who has mastered the avenues of space! But… isn’t he the ‘God of Directionlessness’? What’s the connection between the two?”
He felt that his brain was not enough.
The branches of the Willow God swayed slightly, as if it was also pondering the mystery.
In the Dou Qi Continent, Xiao Yan also looked confused.
“This silhouette is quite imposing, and this declaration is quite domineering.
But the title of ‘God of Directionlessness’ is really…too distracting.
Could it be that his ‘directionlessness’ has reached a level where he can distort space and change direction?”
Yao Lao, who was standing beside him, also had a frown on his face, and was obviously puzzled by this strange combination.
In the Gu world, a gleam of light flashed in Fang Yuan’s eyes.
“Oh? Interesting.
“Someone who appears to be ‘difficult to navigate’, yet possesses the essence of being able to influence space and direction? Is this person inherently special, or are the criteria used by this ‘Conceptual God Inventory’ inherently different from ordinary people, specifically designed to uncover these seemingly contradictory yet profoundly meaningful things?”
His interest grew stronger and stronger.
On the top of Wudang Mountain, Zhang Sanfeng’s hand, stroking his beard, stopped in mid-air, a hint of contemplation in his eyes.
“Looking at its silhouette, the sword is imposing and seems to have an unyielding will.
This declaration was extremely domineering, and even had the meaning of shattering the void.
However, what is the connection between ‘lost sense’ and ‘spatial distortion and obedience to direction’? Do they complement each other, or do they restrict each other? It’s truly intriguing.”
In Douluo Continent, Tang San also frowned.
“A three-sword swordsman… ‘Space distorts because of him, direction submits to him’? This sounds more like an extremely powerful spatial ability, perhaps even surpassing any spatial spirit skill I know of.
But why is he nicknamed the ‘God of Directionlessness’? Could it be that his ability comes at the cost of getting lost, or that it can only be activated if he gets lost?
For a moment, the audiences from all over the world felt unprecedented curiosity and an indescribable sense of absurdity because of the sharp contrast between this domineering declaration and the title of “God of Directionlessness”.
They were eager to know what kind of earth-shaking “miracles” this “God of Directionlessness” with three knives hanging from his waist and a green turban on his head could perform!
Chapter 9: Straw Hat Crew, Collective Petrification
On the deck of the Thousand Sunny, the atmosphere could no longer be described as simply “weird”. It was simply a large-scale collective petrification scene, coupled with local volcanic eruptions and earthquake tsunamis.
On the light curtain in the sky, there was a familiar human silhouette, and the words that were so arrogant that they formed a sharp contrast with the title of “God of Directionlessness”: “Space is distorted because of him, and direction surrenders to him!”
When the Straw Hat Pirates’ lofty words hit the hearts of the group (except for a certain single-celled organism) like two heavy hammers, their collective expressions were extremely wonderful.
Luffy is still the only exception.
He pointed at Zoro’s silhouette in the sky, dancing with excitement, his mouth almost watering. “Zoro! It’s really Zoro! So handsome! ‘Space is distorted because of him, direction submits to him’! Wahahaha! Zoro is indeed the strongest! He’s going to become a god! That’s great! Nami! Sanji! Let’s have a party! Celebrate Zoro becoming a god!”
He had no idea of the profound meaning behind the words “God of Directionlessness,” nor did he feel the almost frozen despair of his companions.
In his opinion, as long as it is Sauron, as long as it is a “God”, he is the most powerful and it is worth holding a banquet to celebrate!
However, his inappropriate cheers were like pouring a bucket of cold water into a boiling oil pan, instantly igniting the emotions of some people.
“Banquet, you head!!!”
Nami finally recovered from her petrified state, but was followed by an even more violent outburst.
She held her head tightly with both hands, her beautiful face distorted by extreme pain and shame, and she let out waves of desperate moans:
Chapter 12: The Enemy Traps Themselves (Old Version)
“No way… No way… No way… Is it really that idiot with a poor sense of direction?! Is he really that super-bad person who gets lost wherever he goes and can even walk out of a maze in a straight line?! This kind of embarrassing thing has to be seen by the entire universe and all the heavens and worlds?! Our face! The face of the Straw Hat Pirates! He will disgrace us all! How can we survive in the New World in the future! Wuwuwu…”
The more Nami spoke, the more excited and sad she became. At the end, she actually started to cry.
She seemed to have already seen that in the future, the bounty order for the Straw Hat Pirates would include not only Captain Luffy, but also the famous name of “Roronoa Zoro, the God of Directionlessness,” and all his ridiculous “glorious deeds” caused by getting lost.
The scene was so beautiful that she couldn’t even imagine it.
Sanji’s situation wasn’t much better.
He originally wanted to laugh at Zoro, but when he said, “Space is distorted because of him, and direction is subservient to him!”
When the declaration came out, he took a puff of cigarette and choked on it, causing a violent coughing fit.
“Puff—cough! Cough cough! Cough cough cough!”
Sanji coughed so hard that his face turned red and his neck became thick, and tears were about to burst out.
He pounded his chest and spoke intermittently in a complex tone that was a mixture of shock, disbelief, and a hint of gloating:
“That… that damn green algae-head?! He… he actually really is the ‘God of Directionlessness’?! Puff… cough cough… and… and ‘space is distorted because of him, and direction submits to him’?! Haha… hahahahaha! This… this title, this declaration, is simply… simply tailor-made for him! Laughing… I’m dying of laughter! Cough cough cough!”
When Sanji finished speaking, he didn’t even bother to cough. He just covered his stomach and burst into earth-shaking laughter.
That laughter was filled with merciless mockery of Zoro, as well as a sense of pride in “finally finding the biggest weakness in your case.”
He seemed to have already seen that in the future he could use the title of “God of Directionlessness” to severely attack Zoro, so that he would never be able to be arrogant in front of him again.
“Hahahaha! Green algae head! God of directionlessness! So fitting! So vivid!”
Sanji laughed until tears came out, and slapped his thighs while laughing.
And Usopp and Chopper, these two funny guys, completely let themselves go after the initial shock.
“Hahahahahahaha!”
Usopp held his stomach and rolled back and forth on the deck with laughter, pounding the deck as he rolled. “I can’t take it anymore! I can’t take it anymore! I’m dying of laughter! Zoro… Zoro is actually the ‘God of Directionlessness’! This… This is simply the biggest joke of the century! Hahahaha!”
Chopper also imitated Usopp and rolled around on the deck. His furry little body kept shaking because he laughed too hard.
“Zoro…Zoro is a god…a god with poor directions…Hahahaha! Too funny! Too funny!”
It laughed and wiped the tears of laughter with its hooves.
These two guys completely forgot the fear and anxiety they had just felt, and were now immersed in endless reverie and laughter about Zoro’s “glorious deeds”.
Franky, the cyborg shipbuilder on the ship, also showed his signature “SUPER” expression after a brief moment of surprise.
He raised his hands above his head, struck an exaggerated pose, and shouted, “SUPER! Our swordsman, Roronoa Zoro, is actually the ‘God of Directionlessness’! This is truly… so typical of our Straw Hat Pirates! He’s truly worthy of being on our ship! What a disgrace to SUPER!”
Although he said he was ashamed, his excited expression seemed like he was showing off some great achievement.
Brooke, the skeleton musician, also let out one of his signature “yo-ho-ho” laughs.
He adjusted his hat and said in his unique aria: “Yo ho ho ho! Mr. Zoro, you actually have such… such a loud and unique divine name! ‘The God of Directionlessness’, coupled with the declaration that ‘space is distorted because of him, and direction surrenders to him’, it is really… full of dramatic contrasts! Although I don’t have eyes to see his heroic appearance when he is lost, I can feel it with my soul. It must be a very… very interesting scene! Yo ho ho ho! It’s really exciting! Ah, speaking of eyes, I have a skeleton joke about eyes…”
Just as Brook was about to start his skeleton joke, he was glared back at by Nami with an angry look.
Apart from Luffy, the single-celled organism, the only ones on the ship who still maintained a bit of rationality and calmness were probably Nico Robin and Jinbe.
Robin still held his chin with a playful smile on his face and his eyes were full of interest.
She did not make a fuss or gloat like others, but instead thought about it more seriously.
“‘The God of Directionlessness’… ‘Space is distorted by him, and directions are subject to him’…” Robin repeated these two key words in a low voice, with wisdom glittering in his eyes, “It seems that Mr. Zoro’s ‘directionlessness’ is not just a simple lack of sense of direction.
Perhaps, this involves a deeper level of special physique or ability related to the laws of space.
It’s just that this ability is displayed in a way that he himself cannot control or even perceive.
It’s getting more and more interesting.”
Jinbe, the experienced fishman helmsman, also had a look of helplessness on his face.
He looked at the familiar silhouette in the sky and the domineering declaration, and then thought of Zoro’s hopeless lack of direction, and couldn’t help but sigh.
“Lord Zoro…his ‘talent’ in this area is truly…unmatched.”
Jinbei shook his head, his tone filled with helplessness and a hint of… sympathy? “I just didn’t expect that this kind of ‘talent’ could be rated as ‘godly’ and announced to the world.
For Lord Sauron, is this an honor, or… a public execution?”
The Thousand Sunny was plunged into chaos and uproar because of Zoro’s “honorable entry”.
There are desperate wails, gloating laughter, incomprehensible cheers, as well as calm analysis and helpless sighs.
Roronoa Zoro himself, the focus of all this, was still leaning against the mast with his eyes closed, as if he was oblivious to everything happening in the outside world.
Chapter 13: Hawkeye Mihawk, slightly raised eyebrows (old version)
However, his slightly trembling eyebrows and the almost imperceptible twitch at the corner of his mouth seemed to imply that his heart was not as calm as he appeared on the surface.
“It’s so noisy…” Zoro muttered silently in his heart, trying to block out the annoying sounds.
However, the phrase “the god with poor direction” was like a devilish sound in his ears, lingering in his mind.
He had a vague feeling that something even more “exciting” would happen next.
Chapter 10: A Step Across a Thousand Miles, Demonstrating Divine Power
Just as the Straw Hat Pirates were thrown into chaos because of Zoro’s “honorable entry”, the huge light curtain in the sky changed again.
The silhouette of a man with three swords hanging from his waist and a green turban on his head, and the line below: “Space is distorted because of him, and direction submits to him!”
The golden characters on the wall flickered slightly, as if they were injected with new energy.
Then, the silhouette began to become clearer, no longer a vague outline, but gradually showing real colors and details.
The first thing that caught the eyes of billions of creatures in the heavens and the worlds was the iconic short green hair and the young face that always had a hint of rebelliousness, yet also a bit of honesty.
His left eye was tightly closed, leaving a hideous scar that added a bit of ferocity to his appearance.
He was wearing an open dark green Japanese-style robe, revealing his strong and scarred chest, and three long swords were neatly worn at his waist – Wado Ichimonji, Sandai Kitetsu, and Shusui.
It is none other than the swordsman of the Straw Hat Pirates, the future world’s greatest swordsman – Roronoa Zoro!
When Zoro’s clear image appeared on the light curtain, the noise on the Thousand Sunny paused strangely for a moment.
Nami covered her mouth, Sanji stopped laughing, and Usopp and Chopper temporarily forgot about rolling around.
They all widened their eyes and looked at the familiar figure in the sky in disbelief.
“Sure enough…it’s Zoro!”
Usopp muttered to himself, a hint of inexplicable emotion in his voice.
But the picture on the screen did not stop there.
After Sauron’s image was clearly displayed to the heavens and all worlds, the first clip about his “miracle” began to be officially broadcast.
In the picture, Roronoa Zoro is standing on the deck of a wooden sailboat that looks quite old.
The sun is shining, the sea breeze is gentle, and everything seems so normal.
This ship is neither the Thousand Sunny nor the Merry. It seems to be a temporary ship they took in their earlier adventures, or simply a scene built for demonstration purposes.
Zoro seemed to have just finished a very satisfying training session, with some beads of sweat on his forehead.
He stretched, yawned, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and muttered to himself:
“Hmm… I’m done with my training. I’m a little hungry and thirsty… Let’s go to the kitchen and get some wine.”
His tone was casual and calm, just like any ordinary person who wanted to relax and reward himself after completing his daily work.
After saying this, he casually identified the direction – or rather, he thought he identified the direction – and then took a step towards where he thought the “kitchen” was.
That step was so casual, so careless.
There was no energy fluctuation, no special moves were launched, and even the steps were not abnormal.
Just like an ordinary person walking, nothing special.
However, the moment he took this step, something strange happened!
The camera lens gave a close-up, clearly capturing the moment when his foot in black boots stepped firmly on the deck.
The next moment, the surrounding scenery, without any warning and at a speed that was difficult to capture with the naked eye, changed drastically in an instant!
A second ago, it was the shaking deck of the ship, the sound of waves hitting the side of the ship, and the chirping of seabirds.
The next second, the ship disappeared without a trace, and in its place was a completely unfamiliar scene full of tropical atmosphere!
Under your feet, there is no longer a hard wooden deck, but soft and delicate golden sand.
What I see before me is no longer the boundless ocean, but a lush and dense jungle that stretches as far as the eye can see.
The air was filled with the fragrance of moist grass and trees, as well as the aroma of unknown wild flowers.
In my ears, I could hear all kinds of strange birdsong and insect chirps from deep in the jungle, as well as the gentle sound of waves hitting the beach in the distance.
The sun is still shining brightly, but the color of the sky seems slightly different from before, appearing more blue and pure.
Zoro stood there, not seeming to immediately notice the huge changes in his surroundings.
He just scratched his head out of habit, looked around in confusion, and then muttered again:
“Hmm? Weird… Where’s the kitchen? I remember it was in this direction… Did I go the wrong way again?”
He seemed completely unaware that he was no longer on the original ship, but had come to a completely unfamiliar place.
In his opinion, this might just be another ordinary case of getting lost.
At this moment, against the backdrop of the unfamiliar beach and jungle, a line of clear, dark golden subtitles slowly emerged from the light curtain, providing a precise and ruthless commentary on the scene that had just occurred:
“Target: The galley.”
“Actual Arrival: Southeast, at an uninhabited island approximately a thousand miles away.”
When this line of subtitles clearly appeared in the eyes of all living beings in the heavens and worlds, the whole world seemed to be paused.
Countless viewers who were watching the light screen, whether they were mortals or strong men, whether they were humans or aliens, all opened their mouths and widened their eyes at this moment, with incredible shock and horror written all over their faces.
step!
Just a random step!
The target is the ship’s kitchen!
As a result, they traveled thousands of miles and arrived directly at a completely unfamiliar and uninhabited deserted island!
Moreover, looking at his confused look, it seemed that even he himself didn’t know what was going on!
This… this can’t be explained by a simple “directionlessness” thing, right?!
This is clearly a kind of… an incredible and incomprehensible space jumping ability!
Even though the direction was completely wrong, even though the process was completely random, even though I had no awareness…
However, the space jump effect caused by this casual step, and the terrifying distance of “thousands of miles away”, made countless powerful people in the heavens and all worlds who claimed to be knowledgeable and experienced feel their scalps tingling and were dumbfounded!
Chapter 14: Lost on the battlefield, breaking through with precision (old version)
“God of Directionlessness”… So, this is what it means?!
Chapter 11: The Strongest Among Heavens, Shocked for the First Time
When the “miracle” of Roronoa Zoro crossing a thousand miles with a casual step and “precisely” reaching the uninhabited island directly from the ship’s kitchen was clearly displayed on the light curtain, and accompanied by the cold and ruthless subtitles, the countless powerful people in the heavens and worlds who were paying attention to this matter fell into unprecedented shock and silence.
They may have seen powerful beings who moved mountains and filled the sea, or gods who shattered the void, or supreme beings who controlled the laws, but they had never heard of or seen an existence like Sauron, who appeared to be “directionally challenged” but could unconsciously cause such a terrifying space jump!
Perfect World, Stone Village.
The young boy Shi Hao opened his mouth so wide that a jar of animal milk could almost be stuffed in.
He pointed at Zoro in the sky and stammered, “He ran that far… in just one… step?! This… this is much faster than using my Kunpeng technique at full speed! Although… although he seems to have no idea where he’s going, and the direction is ridiculously wrong…”
He subconsciously imitated Zoro and took a step forward casually, then looked down at his feet and found that he was still standing steadily next to the willow tree, and the surrounding scenery had not changed at all.
“Alas, it seems I don’t have this ‘talent’.”
Shi Hao sighed in disappointment, then became excited again. “However, this guy named Zoro, although he has a terrible sense of direction, if this ability can be used well, wouldn’t it be very powerful? I just don’t know if he can control where he goes.”
On the charred trunk of the Willow God, new branches swayed gently, emitting an inexplicable Taoist charm.
Its ethereal voice slowly rang out, carrying a rare hint of surprise and thought:
“This person’s ‘Tao’ is truly… quite peculiar.
It seems to be the extreme of “confusion” and “chaos”, but in fact it has inadvertently touched the surface of the laws of space, and even distorted and affected it to a certain extent.
He did not actively display his magical powers, but his own existence, or his trait of being “directionally challenged”, had reached a level where he could cause space to spontaneously “make way” for him.
However, the direction and destination of this ‘road’ are completely random and beyond the control of subjective consciousness.”
Willow God paused and continued, “If one can control this unconscious ability to distort space and randomly transmit it, and understand its essence, the potential for the future is not small.
Unfortunately, from the current perspective, this seems to be just a pure instinct, a kind of… ‘talent’ that is deep in the bone marrow.
This ‘Concept God Inventory’ is truly extraordinary, and the chosen ‘Gods’ are all unexpected beings.”
Douqi Continent, the back mountain of the Xiao family in Wutan City.
Xiao Yan was also stunned. He swallowed subconsciously and muttered to himself, “What the hell is this Dou Jing? Or some special bloodline talent? Crossing a thousand miles in one step, and it looks effortless. It’s unheard of, unheard of! Even a Dou Zun-level expert needs to tear space and construct a space channel to travel through space. How can he do it so easily and in one step like this?”
He paused, then added, “Although… he seems to have no idea what he’s done, and the goal and the result are a world apart.
But this effect is too scary!”
Yao Lao’s illusory soul body also fluctuated violently at this moment, and his old face was filled with disbelief.
He had lived for hundreds of years and had witnessed countless miraculous skills, but this was the first time he had seen Zoro’s “directionally challenged space jump.”
“Incredible! It’s really incredible!”
Yao Lao sighed repeatedly, “I’ve never seen such a strange, illogical way of moving through space! That’s not the construction of a wormhole, nor is it the precise manipulation of spatial laws. It’s more like… space itself, for some unknown reason, actively ‘sent’ him to another place! And it was ‘sent’ randomly!”
Yao Lao stroked his illusory beard, his eyes filled with surprise and confusion: “Although the title of ‘God of Directionlessness’ sounds a bit ridiculous, the ‘divine power’ it displays is so… unbelievable and difficult to understand.
It seems that there are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers in this world, and all kinds of wonders are there.
Yan’er, when you travel the continent in the future, you must not underestimate the heroes of the world just because of their strange names or bizarre behavior.”
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yan nodded in agreement.
The “God of Directionlessness” Zoro in front of him taught him a vivid lesson.
In the Gu world, outside a dark cave.
Fang Yuan’s deep eyes flashed with a sharp and greedy light like a hungry wolf.
He stared closely at Zoro’s figure on the screen and the subtitle “Actual arrival: Southeast, an uninhabited deserted island about a thousand miles away”, and his thoughts raced like lightning.
“Unconscious space jumps… the range can reach a thousand miles… and it seems to consume no energy…” Fang Yuan muttered to himself, a cold arc curling up at the corner of his mouth. “If I can capture this, study it carefully, and comprehend some kind of secret formula for a mobile immortal insect, or directly refine it into a insect with similar abilities, then its value is simply immeasurable!”
In his opinion, Sauron’s ability is simply a mobile treasure trove! Although it seems completely uncontrollable at present, as long as its principle can be found, guided and transformed, it will surely play an unimaginable role.
“This person’s ‘affinity’ for space, or more accurately, a certain ‘special resonance’ with the laws of space, has reached an incredible extreme.
As a result, the space itself will actively “make way” for him, or in other words, actively “repel” him to other places.
However, the direction of ‘giving way’ and the end point of ‘repulsion’ are completely random, with no pattern at all.”
Fang Yuan’s eyes flickered, and he thought to himself, “‘Location impaired’ is just a superficial appearance.
At its core, it’s an extremely rare, possibly even unique, spatial ability! This ‘Conceptual Divine Inventory’ is truly quite interesting, to have unearthed such a unique existence.
It seems that I need to pay closer attention. Maybe there will be more to come…
Chapter 15: The Marshal of the Warring States Period, Unbelievable (Old Version)
…a ‘concept god’ has emerged that is worth my ‘learning from.’
He has already started thinking about how to “invite” this “god of directionality” to have a good “communication” with him if he has the chance to meet him in the future.
The top of Wudang Mountain.
A rare hint of surprise appeared in Zhang Sanfeng’s deep and wise eyes.
He looked at Zoro’s casual step on the light curtain and the subsequent changes in space, and couldn’t help but let out a light exclamation.
“Could this… be the legendary ‘Shrinking the Earth into an Inch’ technique? No, that’s not right…” Zhang Sanfeng slowly shook his head, denying his guess, “‘Shrinking the Earth into an Inch’ is a magical power that Taoist masters actively display after they have gained some understanding of the laws of space.
And this boy, judging by his expression, seemed bewildered and clueless. It was obvious that he hadn’t done it on his own initiative. It was more like… an unintentional act, yet it unexpectedly triggered a shift in the laws of space between heaven and earth.”
He stroked his long beard, a glimmer of enlightenment flashing in his eyes: “The Tao follows nature, there are three thousand great ways, and all of them can lead to the divine.
This boy’s ‘mystery’ may seem absurd, but inadvertently, it coincides with a certain truth about spatial changes.
The world is truly vast and full of wonders! “
Zhang Sanfeng’s interest in this “God Inventory of Concepts” grew stronger and stronger.
He vaguely felt that what this inventory revealed might not simply be the strength of power, but the manifestation of a more fundamental and more peculiar “Tao”.
Douluo Continent, the core area of the Star Dou Great Forest.
Tang San was also dumbfounded. He subconsciously tightened his grip on Xiao Wu’s hand, his voice filled with disbelief: “One step… Across a thousand miles… How… How is this possible?! I didn’t sense any fluctuations in his spirit power, nor did I see any signs of his spirit skills being activated! Could it be that this is some kind of… special ability bestowed upon him by the gods?”
He remembered the power of the sea god he inherited, and also possessed some incredible abilities.
But this was the first time he had seen someone like Zoro, who could trigger a space jump simply because of his “directionlessness”.
“But… this title of ‘God of Directionlessness’ doesn’t sound like that of a serious and powerful deity.”
Tang San’s brows knitted together, his heart filled with confusion. “Could it be that this ability of his comes at the cost of getting ‘lost,’ or in other words, it can only be triggered when he gets ‘lost’? This is too… uncontrollable, isn’t it?”
He tried to use his Purple Demonic Eyes to carefully observe every movement and every detail of Zoro on the light screen, hoping to find some clues.
However, no matter how he observed, he could not understand the principle of this space jump.
It seemed like a kind of…pure, unreasonable “talent”.
Xiao Wu also looked at the light screen in amazement. She didn’t think it was as complicated as Tang San did. She just thought it was magical.
“Wow, Third Brother, look, look! That big brother with green hair is so awesome!”
Xiao Wu pointed at Zoro on the screen and said excitedly, “Although he always seems to get lost and can’t find the kitchen, he can run to faraway places to play in one step! I’m so envious! If I had this ability, I could run to Mom in an instant!”
Hearing this, Tang San smiled bitterly, shook his head, and gently touched Xiao Wu’s head.
In addition to these worlds and powerful people who were mentioned, countless creatures in countless corners of the heavens and worlds who were watching the light curtain were also in great shock and heated discussion at this moment because of Sauron’s “divine power” of “one step a thousand miles”.
Some strong men who excelled in speed expressed their inferiority when they saw Zoro’s unreasonable space jump.
Some powerful people who are proficient in the laws of space frowned and tried to analyze the mystery of spatial changes from Sauron’s actions, but they were puzzled.
Some guys who like to play pranks have begun to imitate Zoro’s walking posture, hoping to trigger a similar “miracle”. The result is naturally… nothing happened, but instead it caused a burst of laughter.
However, after the initial shock, more ordinary creatures burst into exclamations and discussions.
“Oh my god! This guy called Zoro is too outrageous! He can run a thousand miles in one step. Is he going to let those who have worked so hard to practice flying fighting skills survive?”
“Even though he’s directionally challenged, this ability is practically an escape trick! When he encounters an enemy he can’t defeat, just taking a random step might lead him to safety!”
“That’s assuming he can control where he ‘escapes’ to… If he ends up right in the enemy’s lair, wouldn’t that be even more disastrous?”
“Hahahaha! That makes sense! This ‘God of Directionlessness’ truly lives up to his name, his power is unfathomable!”
The first “conceptual god” to appear – [the god of directionality] Roronoa Zoro, and his amazing performance of “a thousand miles in one step, showing divine power for the first time”, completely overturned the perception of “God” by countless creatures in the heavens and all worlds.
They originally thought that the so-called “God” must be a majestic and solemn being with boundless magical powers, who controls the heaven and earth and whose words are enforced.
But I didn’t expect that the first “god” to appear was actually a person who was famous for being “directionally challenged”, and his “divine power” was so… random and uncontrollable.
This made the tense and solemn atmosphere caused by the “Concept God Inventory” become much more relaxed, and also made countless creatures more curious and expectant about the “Concept God” that would appear later.
They all wanted to see which more bizarre and more subversive “concept gods” would appear on the light curtain of the heavens next!
He pointed at Sauron in the sky and stammered, “This…
Chapter 16: Drifting in the Universe, Occasionally Finding a Rare Treasure (Old Version)
…What an astonishing feat! It’s even more amazing than the legendary shrinking the earth into an inch! In one step… he ran that far?! This… this is probably even more exaggerated than the distance I could teleport in a split second using my Kunpeng technique at full power! Although… although he seems to have no idea where he’s going, and the direction he’s going is a bit off…”
He subconsciously imitated Zoro and took a step forward casually. Then he looked down at his feet and found that he was still standing steadily next to the willow tree. The surrounding scenery had not changed at all. The Stone Village was still the Stone Village, and the wilderness was still the wilderness.
Shi Hao sighed in disappointment, a trace of regret on his face. Then he became excited again, his eyes sparkling with curiosity. “However, this guy named Zoro may seem to have a terrible problem with directions, but if he can make good use of this ability, wouldn’t it be extremely powerful? I just don’t know if he can control where he goes. If he can, then he’ll be an unbeatable means of escape and surprise attack!”
On the charred trunk of the Willow God, new branches swayed gently, emitting an inexplicable Taoist charm, as if analyzing the strange laws contained in the light curtain.
“This person’s ‘Tao’ is truly… quite unique, and completely different from the precise control pursued by ordinary practitioners.
It seems to be the ultimate “confusion” and “chaos”, with no rules at all, but in fact it has inadvertently touched the surface of the laws of space, and even distorted and affected it to a certain extent.
He wasn’t actively displaying his magical powers; it was more like his own existence, or perhaps his ‘directionlessness’, had reached a point where it could cause space to spontaneously ‘make way’ for him, or in other words, ‘dislocation’.
Willow God paused for a moment, his voice carrying a hint of deliberation: “The laws of space are disrupted because of this. It’s not an orderly manipulation, but more like… a passive, unconscious influence.
He was like a walking ‘singularity of space’. Wherever he passed, the concept of direction became blurred and the stability of space was disturbed.
If this unconscious ability to distort space and transmit it randomly can be controlled and its essence understood, its future potential should not be underestimated.
Unfortunately, from the current perspective, this seems to be just a pure instinct, a kind of… “talent” that is deep in the bone marrow and cannot be separated.
This ‘Concept God Inventory’ is truly extraordinary, and the chosen ‘Gods’ are all unexpected and unconventional.
Xiao Yan was also stunned. He swallowed subconsciously, feeling his throat dry. He muttered to himself, “What the hell is this weird fighting skill? Or is it some special bloodline talent that I’ve never heard of? He crossed a thousand miles in one step, and it seemed effortless. Even he didn’t react at all. It’s unheard of, unheard of! Even a Dou Zun-level expert would need to expend a lot of Dou Qi to tear apart space and construct a spatial channel if he wanted to travel through space. How could he do it so effortlessly and in one step like him? His efficiency is too high!”
He paused, then added, his tone filled with disbelief: “Although… he seemed to have no idea what he had done, and his target was the kitchen, but he ended up on a deserted island thousands of miles away. This error is too big.
But this effect is too scary! If the place he wants to go is just a thousand miles away, then doesn’t that mean… he can get there in one step? “
This idea seemed a bit absurd to him.
He had lived for hundreds of years, witnessed countless miraculous skills and methods, reached the peak of Dou Zun, and had some knowledge of the power of space, but this was the first time he had seen Zoro’s “directionally challenged space jump”, which was completely beyond his comprehension.
Yao Lao sighed repeatedly, his voice filled with shock. “I’ve never seen such a bizarre, illogical way of moving through space! That’s not the construction of a wormhole, nor is it the precise manipulation of spatial laws. It’s more like… space itself, for some unknown, irresistible reason, has proactively ‘sent’ him to another place! And it’s ‘sent’ randomly! This… this is like space is playing a joke on him!”
Yao Lao stroked his illusory beard, his eyes filled with surprise and confusion. He pondered and analyzed, “This person’s ‘interference’ or ‘influence’ on space is not due to the level of his own cultivation. At least from the picture, he didn’t seem to display any powerful energy fluctuations at the time.
It seems like a kind of… innate talent, or perhaps a strange ‘curse’? Because of his extreme lack of direction, he has gained some kind of ability to warp space? It sounds incredible, but the facts before him make it impossible not to believe it.
He took a deep breath and said to Xiao Yan in a serious tone, “Yan’er, when you travel the continent in the future, you must not underestimate the heroes of the world just because of their strange names or bizarre behavior.
In this world, there are countless talented people. The strength of some of them may not be reflected in their direct combat power, but in some strange abilities that are hard to guard against.
Today’s ‘God of Directionlessness’ is a living example of this.”
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yan nodded in agreement, but was secretly alert in his heart.
He began to understand that this “conceptual inventory” might actually reveal some people and things that subverted his cognition.
He stared closely at Zoro’s figure on the screen and the subtitle “Actual arrival: Southeast, an uninhabited deserted island about a thousand miles away”. Thoughts in his mind were spinning as fast as lightning, and every cell seemed to be clamoring for the word “interest”.
“Unconscious space jump oeste… the range can reach a thousand miles… and judging by the images, there doesn’t seem to be any noticeable energy consumption, not even a starting gesture…
Chapter 17 Dragon Ball Goku, the appetite is excited (old version)
“…” Fang Yuan muttered to himself, a cold, calculating smile curling up the corners of his mouth. “If I could capture this creature, carefully study its body structure, soul characteristics, and even… the origin of its ‘directionlessness’, and comprehend from it some kind of secret formula for a mobility-enhancing Immortal Gu, or directly use it as a raw material to refine a Gu worm with similar abilities, then its value would be simply inestimable! This would be much more convenient and faster than many legendary seventh- and eighth-rank mobility Immortal Gu!”
In his opinion, Sauron’s ability is simply a mobile, yet-to-be-developed treasure trove! Although it currently seems completely uncontrollable and even has enormous side effects, as long as its principles are understood, guided, and modified, it will surely have unimaginable and enormous effects.
For example, when escaping or when you need to make a long-distance raid, this randomness may bring unexpected surprises.
As a result, the space itself will actively “make way” for him, or in other words, actively “repel” him to other places, forming a disordered transmission.
However, the direction of this ‘giving way’ and the end point of this ‘repulsion’ are completely random, without any pattern at all, and even completely contrary to his own wishes.”
Fang Yuan’s eyes flickered, and he thought to himself, “‘Location impaired’ is just a superficial symptom, a simple summary of his behavior by the world.
It seems I need to pay closer attention. Who knows, there might be more… “concept gods” worth learning from, or even directly adopting.”
He has already begun to silently calculate in his mind how to “invite” this “god of directionality” if he has the opportunity to meet him in the future, have a good “communication” with him, and “study” his peculiar physique in depth.
For Fang Yuan, anything valuable is worth the price he pays to obtain.
He looked at Zoro’s casual step on the light curtain and the subsequent changes in space, and couldn’t help but let out a light exclamation, and the hand stroking his beard paused slightly.
“This… could it be the legendary ‘shrinking the earth into an inch’ technique? No, that’s not right…” Zhang Sanfeng shook his head slowly, denying his guess. He carefully observed Zoro’s expression and movements, as well as the subtle changes in the surrounding space. “‘Shrinking the earth into an inch’ is a magical power that Taoist masters actively display after they have gained some understanding of the laws of space. Wherever their thoughts reach, even the nearest place is far away, and everything is under their control.
And this boy, judging by his expression, looked bewildered and clueless. It was obvious that he hadn’t done it on his own initiative. It was more like… an unintentional act, yet it unexpectedly triggered a shift in the laws of space between heaven and earth, like a naughty child playing in the water, unintentionally stirring up ripples on the surface.”
He stroked his long beard, a glimmer of enlightenment in his eyes, as if he had realized some kind of different “Tao” principle from this seemingly absurd scene: “Tao follows nature, there are three thousand great ways, and all of them can lead to the gods.
This boy’s ‘mystery’ seems absurd and disorganized, but inadvertently, it coincides with a certain truth about spatial changes, or in other words, it touches upon a certain taboo, causing space to avoid it.
The world is truly vast and full of wonders! Today, I, the old Taoist, have broadened my horizons.”
He vaguely felt that what this inventory revealed might not simply be the strength of power, but the manifestation of a more fundamental and peculiar “Tao”. These “Tao” might be similar to the ultimate martial arts he pursued, and they could verify each other.
Tang San was also dumbfounded. He subconsciously tightened his grip on Xiao Wu’s hand, his voice filled with disbelief: “One step… Across a thousand miles… How… How is this possible?! I didn’t sense any fluctuations in spirit power from him, nor did I see any signs of spirit skills being activated! Could it be that this is some kind of… special ability bestowed upon him by the gods? Like some passively triggered divine skill?”
He remembered the power of the Sea God he inherited, and also possessed some incredible abilities, such as the invisibility and space teleportation of the Vast Sea Universe Cover.
But this was the first time he had seen someone like Zoro, who could cause such a large-scale and random space jump simply because of his “directionlessness”.
Moreover, this kind of jump of Zoro does not seem to require a large amount of soul power or precise positioning like when he uses the Vast Sea Universe Cover.
Tang San’s brows knitted together, his heart filled with confusion. “Could it be that this ability of his comes at the cost of ‘getting lost’, or in other words, it can only be triggered when he’s ‘lost’? This is too… uncontrollable, right? If he wants to go somewhere, but can’t trigger this ability because he’s not lost, wouldn’t that be very embarrassing?”
He tried to use his Purple Demonic Eyes to carefully observe every movement of Zoro on the light curtain, every subtle expression, and the moment when the surrounding space changed, hoping to find some clues and understand the principle of this space jump.
However, no matter how he looked, he could not understand.
It seemed like a kind of…pure, unreasonable “talent”, a phenomenon that transcended his current cognitive system.
Xiao Wu also looked at the light screen in surprise. She didn’t think it was as complicated as Tang San did. She just thought it was magical and interesting.
Xiao Wu pointed at Zoro on the screen and said excitedly, with little stars twinkling in her big eyes, “Although he always seems to get lost and can’t find the kitchen, he can run to faraway places to play in one step! I’m so envious! If I had this ability, I could run to Mom in an instant! Or, when we encounter bad guys, he can take us to safety in one step!”
Chapter 18: Direction Loser Force Field, No Fight, No Defeat (Old Version)
Hearing this, Tang San smiled bitterly and shook his head. He gently touched Xiao Wu’s head and thought to himself, “I’m afraid he himself doesn’t know where he will lead us.”
Some powerful people who excel in speed, such as some cultivators who have practiced wind-attributed skills, or have flying martial souls and bloodlines, felt inferior when they saw Sauron’s unreasonable space jump. They felt that the speed they had practiced with great effort was simply not worth mentioning in front of Sauron’s “talent”.
Some powerful people who are proficient in the laws of space, such as some immortal kings in the fairy world, demon lords in the demon world, or some hidden masters who specialize in space magic, frowned and watched the scene of Sauron’s move repeatedly, trying to analyze the mystery of space changes from Sauron’s actions, but they could not figure it out.
They could see that space was indeed twisting and jumping, but the triggering mechanism was completely beyond their understanding.
Some guys who like to play pranks have begun to imitate Zoro’s walking posture, or silently say “I’m going to the kitchen” in their hearts, and then take a step casually, hoping to trigger a similar “miracle”. The result is naturally… nothing happened, but instead it attracted laughter from the people around them.
However, after the initial shock, more ordinary creatures burst into exclamations and discussions, treating the “God of Directionlessness” Sauron as a strange story.
“Oh my god! This guy called Zoro is too outrageous! He can run a thousand miles in one step. Is this going to kill those who have worked so hard to practice flying fighting skills? Others fly for a long time, but he gets there in one step!”
“Even though he’s directionally challenged, this ability is practically a magical escape technique! When he encounters an enemy he can’t defeat, just take a random step and he might just end up somewhere safe! It’s more useful than any teleportation talisman!”
“That’s assuming he can control where he ‘escapes’ to… If he runs right into the enemy’s lair or falls off a cliff, wouldn’t that be even more disastrous?”
“Hahahaha! That makes sense! This ‘God of Directionlessness’ truly lives up to his name, his power is unfathomable! This review is getting more and more interesting!”
The first “Concept God” to appear – [God of Directionlessness] Roronoa Zoro, and his amazing performance of “one step of a thousand miles, showing divine power for the first time” completely overturned the perception of “God” by countless creatures in the heavens and all worlds, and also made them have a subtle doubt about the fairness and seriousness of this “Concept God Inventory”, but at the same time it also brought unprecedented freshness and anticipation.
But I didn’t expect that the first “god” to appear was actually a person who was famous for being “directionally challenged”, and his “divine power” was so… casual and uncontrollable, even a bit funny.
They all wanted to see what more bizarre, even more subversive “concept gods” would appear on this heavenly light curtain next! And was this the only “miracle” of Sauron, the “God of Directionlessness”?
Just as the audiences from all over the world were discussing and expressing their shock and curiosity about Zoro’s incredible move, the light screen in the sky switched again and a new clip began to play, as if to further demonstrate the “divine power” of this “God of Direction Lost”.
In the picture, the scene changes. It is no longer a sunny and uninhabited deserted island, but a dark, damp and complex underground palace.
The stone walls are mottled and the corridors are crisscrossed like a maze, with no end in sight.
There was a smell of decay in the air, and occasionally one could hear the sound of dripping water in the distance, as well as some unsettling rustling sounds.
Roronoa Zoro appeared in the underground palace, with three swords hanging from his waist. His expression was slightly solemn, but more of it was… impatience.
His clothes were a little messy and there were some beads of sweat on his forehead. It was obvious that he had been running around in this underground palace for some time.
Behind him, there were faint sounds of chaotic footsteps and rude shouting.
“Quick! Catch him! Don’t let him get away!”
“Damn it! This kid is as slippery as a loach! He’s wandering around in this damn place!”
“The boss said, if we catch him, we’ll split the reward in half!”
Obviously, Zoro is being chased by a group of ferocious pirates at this moment.
There were quite a few pirates in this group. They all held weapons and had ferocious faces. It was obvious that they were not good people.
The scene changed and showed the leader of the pirates chasing Zoro.
He was a burly man with a face full of flesh and a black eye patch on his one eye.
He was currently standing in a relatively spacious stone chamber, holding a crude map in his hand, and proudly giving orders to his men:
“Hahaha! That kid can’t get away! Although this underground palace is complicated, I’ve already figured out the terrain here!”
He gestured on the map with his thick fingers. “Our men have surrounded him from all sides! The road ahead is a dead end. I’ve heavily guarded the passages on both sides! He’s trapped like a turtle in a jar, unable to escape!”
The pirate leader had a confident smile on his face, as if he had already seen the scene of Zoro being caught by him and kneeling down to beg for mercy.
He said to his trusted associates, “You guys, follow me this way! Everyone else, guard your respective exits. If you spot that guy, kill him without mercy!”
“Yes! Boss!”
The subordinates responded with a roar, with greed and cruelty flashing in their eyes.
In their plan, this was undoubtedly a perfect trap. No matter how Sauron struggled, he would have no way to escape. In the end, he could only surrender or be hacked to death by them.
However, after experiencing Sauron’s “miracle” of “traveling a thousand miles in one step”, the audience from all the heavens and worlds in front of the light curtain all had a subtle doubt about this “net of heaven and earth”.
Chapter 19: The Wise Men of Heaven, Deeply Ponder the Truth (Old Version)
The scene returns to Zoro again.
He seemed to hear the sound of pursuers getting closer and closer behind him, as well as the arrogant shouting of the pirate leader.
But there was no panic on his face, instead he looked even more impatient.
“Tsk, what a hassle.”
Zoro smacked his lips and frowned slightly, as if he was having a headache about how to get rid of these annoying flies.
He glanced left and right, and saw three similar-looking forks in the road, each leading to the unknown depths of darkness.
He did not carefully identify the direction or analyze which road was safer like others did.
Instead… very casually, almost with his eyes closed, he chose the passage on his left, then took a step and started running.
His pace was neither fast nor slow, and his steps were steady. He did not feel any sense of urgency as if he was being hunted. It was more like he was taking a stroll after dinner, except that the location was a little special.
A strange scene happened at this moment.
Those pirates who were originally full of confidence and thought they had trapped Zoro to death, under the leadership of their respective leaders, surrounded Zoro from all directions in the direction where he might appear.
The weapons in their hands flashed with cold light, they had ferocious smiles on their faces, and kept shouting threats.
However, as they ran, they lost their composure.
“Hey! Which direction are you coming from? Did you see that guy?”
A pirate stopped panting and shouted to a group of his companions who rushed out from another fork in the road.
“No! We’ve been following his footprints all the way here, how come they stopped here? Where is he?”
The group of companions also looked confused.
“That’s not right! Didn’t the boss say he ran this way? How come we went around in a circle and ended up back here?”
Another group of pirates appeared from an unexpected direction, confusion written all over their faces.
“Where is he? Where is that kid?”
“Where are we? This place is like a maze!”
“Damn it! Why do I feel like we’re just going in circles?”
The pirates who had set up the encirclement were like headless flies in the underground palace they thought they were familiar with. They bumped into each other, suspected each other, and shouted loudly. The scene was once in extreme chaos.
They were clearly here to surround others, but as they ran, they ended up losing their way in their own encirclement.
Some people even began to suspect whether there was a ghost in the underground palace, or whether Sauron had some kind of magic.
Just when these pirates were getting frustrated and blaming each other because they couldn’t find their target or even a way out, the light curtain shot to another exit of the underground palace.
Roronoa Zoro, still with an impatient expression, walked out leisurely from that exit.
There wasn’t even much dust on him, as if he had just done a relaxing morning exercise.
He walked out of the underground palace, breathed in the relatively fresh air outside, then looked back with a puzzled look at the dark cave entrance and the faint shouting and chaos coming from inside.
“Huh? Those guys…why are they still making so much noise in there? Are they lost too?”
Zoro scratched his head, an innocent expression of confusion on his face, as if he had no idea why those who were chasing him would trap themselves inside.
He shrugged his shoulders, as if he felt that there was something wrong with those people’s IQ, then turned around and strode away in the opposite direction of the underground palace, leaving behind a group of pirates in the underground palace who were still struggling in the “net of heaven and earth” and playing “hide and seek” with each other.
When the audience from all the heavens and worlds in front of the light curtain saw this scene, they were collectively silent for a moment, and then burst into earth-shaking laughter.
“Hahaha! I’m dying of laughter! These pirates are so miserable! They set up a trap themselves, but ended up trapping themselves!”
“Master Zoro’s move was a stroke of genius! He didn’t even do anything, and the enemy defeated themselves!”
“Is this the ultimate form of the legendary ‘If the enemy doesn’t move, I move in a panic; if the enemy moves, I become even more chaotic’?”
“I’m starting to understand why he’s called the ‘God of Directionlessness’! Not only is he directionally challenged himself, he can also make his enemies directionally challenged! It’s like a kind of area-wide aura that lowers intelligence!”
“Too strong! Too strong! This state of mind of defeating the enemy without fighting is a role model for our generation!”
On the Thousand Sunny, Usopp and Chopper were rolling on the deck laughing so hard that tears were streaming down their faces.
“I can’t take it anymore… I can’t take it anymore… My stomach… Hahahaha! Zoro… Zoro… He’s a walking disaster! For the enemy!”
Usopp laughed and pounded the deck.
Sanji’s mouth was twitching wildly, wanting to laugh but also trying to maintain his composure. In the end, he couldn’t help but let out a muffled laugh: “That idiot green algae-head… his luck, or rather… this ‘ability’, is too outrageous! The enemy got himself knocked unconscious, and he just came out like nothing happened!”
Nami covered her forehead with her hands, with a look of despair on her face: “I knew it… I knew it would be like this… This kind of embarrassing thing is still going on… and it is being broadcast live to the whole universe…” She felt her blood pressure starting to soar again.
Only Luffy was still looking at the light screen with admiration: “Zoro is so powerful! Those bad guys can’t catch him! Zoro is indeed the strongest!”
This scene of “the enemy trapped in a net of heaven and earth” is a “miracle” that once again refreshed the audience’s perception of Zoro, the “God of Direction Losers”.
They discovered that this “god” not only possessed incredible spatial jumping abilities, but also seemed to possess a “passive aura” that could lower the enemy’s IQ and confuse their sense of direction.
This made those who had originally doubted Zoro’s “godhood” begin to feel that this “god of directionality” seemed… to be a bit like a “god”, although his way of being a “god” was a little… different.
The world’s greatest swordsman, Hawkeye Joracle Mihawk, is now sitting alone on the throne of the gloomy castle on the island of Kraikana where he lives.
The light in the castle was dim, with only a few flickering candles illuminating his eagle-like sharp eyes.
There was no physical light screen in front of him, but the inventory content on the screen of the heavens was clearly presented in his mind in a mysterious way, as if he had seen it with his own eyes.
Chapter 20: Sauron himself, angrily denounces the absurdity (old version)
He held a glass of scarlet wine in his hand. The wine swayed slightly in the crystal clear goblet, exuding a mellow aroma.
He looked calm and composed, as if nothing happening in the outside world could arouse his interest in the slightest.
However, when the scene on the screen showed Roronoa Zoro using his incredible “directionlessness” to cause the pirates chasing him to lose their way in his carefully laid trap, ultimately leading them to collapse without a fight, while Zoro himself emerged unscathed, even looking innocent…
Hawkeye Mihawk’s hand holding the wine glass paused slightly.
In his eyes, which were as deep as the night sky and seemed to be able to see through everything, a rare and subtle hint of surprise flashed across his face.
This hint of surprise was like a stone thrown into an ancient well. Although it was small, it broke his usual calmness.
Then, his thin and sexy lips seemed to slightly raise an imperceptible, almost invisible arc.
“Hmm?”
A very light, faint, almost inaudible question escaped from the depths of his throat.
The voice did not carry any obvious emotion, yet it seemed to contain a hint of… indescribable interest.
Hawkeye Mihawk had no doubt about Roronoa Zoro’s talent and perseverance in swordsmanship, as he was a junior who had trained on his island for two years.
He witnessed with his own eyes the hard work and unyielding will that Zoro had put in to become stronger.
He knew that this man would become a great swordsman who could shake the world in the future.
However, regarding Zoro’s “talent” in “sense of direction”…
During the two years that Hawkeye Mihawk taught Zoro swordsmanship, he had “experienced” this more than once.
He clearly remembered that one time, he asked Zoro to go to the forest east of the castle to chop some firewood, but Zoro insisted on walking to the beach on the west side and asked him seriously why there were so many crabs in the forest.
Another time, he asked Zoro to go to the cellar of the castle to get some wine. The entrance to the cellar was just below the stairs in the hall. As a result, Zoro wandered around the castle for a long time, and finally he poked his head out from the observation deck on the top floor of the castle and asked him if the cellar had been moved.
Such “glorious deeds” were so numerous during the two years that Zoro trained that they were too numerous to list.
Hawkeye Mihawk once suspected that this man was missing a certain positioning component in his brain.
However, he never imagined that Zoro’s “lack of direction” attribute could reach such a… “superb” level that it could even affect the enemy.
Looking at the funny scene on the screen where the pirates were circling around in the encirclement they had set up and finally made themselves dizzy, there seemed to be a very slight loosening on Hawkeye Mihawk’s icy face that had remained unchanged for thousands of years.
He drank the red wine in the glass and then slowly placed the goblet on the stone table beside him.
“This man’s ‘talents’ outside of kendo seem to be… equally astonishing.”
Hawkeye Mihawk thought silently in his heart, with a hint of smile in his tone that he himself had not noticed.
He began to look forward to what kind of “surprising” “miracle” this “god of directionality” would show next.
Perhaps, this boring life has added a different kind of fun.
The image on the light screen, after a brief pause, began to flow again, and new clips began to appear in front of the audience in all the heavens and worlds.
This time the scene was much grander and more tragic than the previous chase in the underground palace.
It was a vast battlefield, filled with smoke and artillery fire.
Countless soldiers in different uniforms collided like a surging tide. The shouts, the clashing of weapons, the sounds of explosions and screams intertwined together, forming a cruel and tragic symphony of war.
The sky was dyed gray and black by thick smoke, the ground was covered with craters and scorched earth, and the tattered flags fluttered weakly in the smoke.
This was a large-scale offensive and defensive battle. On one side was the well-equipped defenders occupying advantageous terrain, while on the other side was the attackers who were fearless and tried to break through the defense line.
Roronoa Zoro is currently in the attacking camp.
He was still dressed in the same outfit with three swords hanging from his waist and a green turban on his head, but his clothes were stained with dust and blood, indicating that he had just experienced a fierce battle.
He was assigned to an assault force, whose mission was to act as a spearhead and penetrate deep into the enemy’s territory. Their target was the base camp on a small hill in the distance, where the flag of the enemy commander-in-chief was flying.
“Guys! Follow me! Take the hill ahead and there’s a huge bounty!”
A pirate who looked like a small leader of the assault force, brandished the big knife in his hand and roared at the top of his lungs.
“oh!!!”
The attacking soldiers around gave a deafening shout and charged towards the distant hills with high morale.
Zoro was also mixed in the crowd. He did not shout enthusiastically like the others, but just silently gripped the hilt of the sword at his waist, staring sharply at the target in the distance.
However, just as he was about to take a step forward and charge into battle with the main force…
He, once again, quite naturally, strayed from the correct direction.
The main force was charging straight ahead, towards the hill.
As for Zoro, the moment he started, he seemed to be pulled by an invisible force and ran straight towards the front left, in a direction that was at least forty-five degrees away from the target hill.
He ran so resolutely and confidently, as if that was the direction he should go.
The audience from all the heavens and worlds in front of the light curtain couldn’t help but burst into good-natured laughter when they saw this scene.
“Here it comes! Master Zoro’s classic lost is here again!”
“I knew it! Making him charge straight ahead is harder than climbing to the sky!”
“Where will he go this time? I’m so excited!”
On the Thousand Sunny, Nami had given up on treatment. She just covered her face weakly and let out a long sigh.
Sanji whistled, looking like he was enjoying a good show.
However, what happened next made everyone’s smiles gradually freeze on their faces, and they were replaced by increasingly deep shock and disbelief.
It seems that Zoro was “lost” along the way, but he did not run to some deserted place or directly run into the enemy’s gun as people imagined.
Chapter 21: Nami’s Iron Fist, Ruthless Suppression (Old Version)
He first “accidentally” broke into a camp that looked heavily guarded and filled with various supplies.
The enemy soldiers in the camp were stunned at first when they saw Zoro suddenly rushing in, then they were horrified and picked up their weapons to try to stop him.
Zoro also had an innocent expression on his face, as if to ask “How did I get here?”, but facing the enemies rushing towards him, he did not hesitate at all. He drew out the long sword at his waist, and the cold light flashed, and the sword energy was rampant.
“Three Swords Style: Demon Slash!”
“Three Swords Style: Tiger Hunting!”
After a few fierce sword skills, the enemy soldiers in the camp were chopped into pieces and their army was completely defeated.
After “resolving” these “accidents”, Zoro seemed to realize belatedly that what was piled up in this camp was actually the enemy’s most important food and supplies!
He scratched his head, as if wondering what these things were used for.
Then he saw a fire burning nearby and some flammable tents.
So, under the stunned gaze of the audience in all the heavens and worlds, Sauron very “conveniently” kicked over the fires, setting fire to the tents and food.
A raging fire shot up into the sky, and thick smoke billowed, blocking out the sky and the sun!
The enemy’s most important food and supply camp was just burned down by a “lost” guy like him!
As for Zoro himself, amidst the backdrop of flames and chaos among the enemy troops, he once again continued his “lost” journey in a completely wrong direction with an innocent look on his face.
He seemed completely unaware that he had just done something major that could affect the entire course of the war.
Then, he “stumbled” into an area with many white tents.
There were wounded soldiers everywhere, wailing sounds were heard one after another, and the air was filled with a strong smell of blood and medicine.
Obviously, this is the enemy’s field hospital.
The busy enemy medics and wounded were startled when they saw Zoro suddenly rushing in.
Zoro also had a look on his face: “Where is this place? Why did I end up in a place like this again?”
‘s blank expression.
Then, after another round of “friendly” “exchange”, the enemy’s field hospital also fell into chaos.
Although Zoro did not intentionally cause damage, his appearance and the battle between him and the guards who tried to stop him were enough to completely paralyze the already fragile rescue system.
After doing all this, Zoro still had a look on his face like “Who am I? Where am I? Where am I going?”
With an expression of three philosophical questions on his face, he continued his illogical and directionless “battlefield walk”.
And the most jaw-dropping scene is yet to come.
After he “deviated from the course” again and made many twists and turns, he “accidentally” broke into a huge tent that seemed to be more heavily guarded and had a more solemn atmosphere.
Inside the tent, a group of enemy generals dressed in senior military officer uniforms were gathered around a huge sand table, fiercely discussing the battle situation and formulating battle plans.
When Zoro opened the tent curtain and walked in with a confused look on his face, all the enemy generals in the tent were petrified as if they were cast under a spell.
They opened their mouths wide, stared at the uninvited guest in disbelief.
Zoro was also stunned. He looked at the group of people in strange clothes and the complicated-looking sandbox in the middle. He scratched his head and revealed an even more confused expression: “Uh… Excuse me… Is this the toilet? I seem to have gone to the wrong place again…”
silence.
Deathly silence.
Then, there was earth-shattering chaos and confusion.
The enemy’s command center was directly wiped out by a guy who “lost his way and was looking for a toilet” while they were holding the most important military meeting!
Every “chance encounter” was accompanied by a huge explosion (food camp) or the chaotic defeat of the enemy (field hospital, command center).
As for Zoro himself, he is always in the background of chaos, with an expression of “How did I get here?”
With an innocent expression, he continued his “lost” journey of “precise breakthrough”.
He is like a “BUG” on the battlefield, a walking “causal weapon”. Wherever he goes, the enemy will suffer, but he himself can always turn danger into safety and even “accidentally” achieve remarkable success.
The audience from all the heavens and worlds in front of the light curtain have been completely conquered by Zoro’s magical “Battlefield Mysterious Steps”.
They no longer knew what words to use to describe their feelings at the moment.
Shocked? Unbelievable? Incredible?
It seemed that none of these words were enough to express the shock and…absurdity in their hearts.
“This… is this person just directionally challenged?! This person is clearly the goddess of luck (male god version) on the battlefield!”
“Every time I get lost, I can always pinpoint the enemy’s weak spot! This luck is incredible!”
“I doubt he’s directionally challenged at all! He did it on purpose! He’s a shady old bastard! He uses this method specifically to confuse the enemy!”
“Look at that innocent expression upstairs. Does it look like he’s pretending? He doesn’t even know what he’s done!”
“How terrifying! This kind of enemy is simply impossible to guard against! You never know where he’ll pop up from and give you a fatal blow!”
“The God of Directionlessness! He lives up to his reputation! He lives up to his reputation!”
Marine Headquarters, Marineford.
The former Admiral of the Navy, Buddha Sengoku, was now standing side by side with the Navy hero Monkey D. Garp in front of the huge French window, watching this “Concept God Inventory” on the screen with complicated expressions.
After seeing Roronoa Zoro’s series of incredible “breakthroughs” on the battlefield, Garp was already laughing so hard that tears were almost coming out.
He slapped his thigh and pointed at Zoro on the screen, laughing breathlessly:
“Hahahaha! Pfft… cough cough! This kid called Zoro! Too funny! Hahahaha! Directionally challenged… Being directionally challenged to this level is simply a talent! If I… if I had this kind of ‘luck’ when I was young, wouldn’t it have been easier to catch pirates? Hahahaha!”
Cap laughed without any manner, spit flying everywhere, as if he had seen the funniest thing in the world.
His hearty and loud laughter echoed throughout the marshal’s office, causing the surrounding naval staff to twitch their lips.
Chapter 22: The barrage explodes, and everyone complains (old version)
In sharp contrast to Garp’s hearty laughter was Sengoku’s furrowed brow and extremely solemn expression.
He did not attribute Zoro’s behavior to “good luck” or “interesting” like Garp did.
As the former supreme commander of the navy, he was accustomed to analyzing and understanding everything that happened on the battlefield from a military strategic perspective.
He stared intently at the seemingly innocent figure of Zoro on the screen, who in reality had achieved great success every time he “got lost.” He muttered to himself, his voice filled with disbelief and deep confusion:
“This… this is definitely not just luck! Absolutely not!”
Zhan Guo slammed his fist on the desk in front of him, making a dull “bang” sound.
His eyes were sharp, as if he could penetrate the light curtain and see the essence behind Zoro’s “lost”.
“Once or twice, it can be said to be a coincidence.
However, every time they got lost, they were able to strike the enemy’s vital points with such precision—food and supplies, field hospitals, and even the heavily guarded headquarters! This… this is completely beyond the realm of coincidence!”
Zhan Guo took a deep breath and tried to calm the shock in his heart. His brain was working rapidly, trying to find a reasonable explanation from military theory.
“This is simply… a strategic-level causal weapon!”
He suddenly raised his head, his eyes flashing with horror, and said a conclusion that even he himself found a little absurd.
“Could it be that his ‘getting lost’ itself isn’t a flaw, but rather a special ability… that can actively or passively disrupt the flow of battlefield fortune, causing it to develop in a direction that benefits him, or his faction?”
The more Zhan Guo thought about it, the more frightened he became, and the more unbelievable it seemed to him.
“Every seemingly unconscious choice he makes is like an antelope hanging its horns, leaving no trace. Yet, he always manages to appear in the most incredible way at the enemy’s weakest and most critical point, delivering a fatal blow! This… this is even more terrifying than the most sophisticated strategic deployment! Because you can’t predict it, and you can’t defend against it!”
He recalled those classic battles in history where the few defeated the many and the weak defeated the strong, many of which were full of accidental and dramatic turning points.
But those turning points were mostly due to the wise decisions of commanders, accurate acquisition of intelligence, or mistakes made by the enemy themselves.
He had never heard of anyone like Zoro, who could constantly create miracles and turn the tide of battle simply by “getting lost”!
“If… if this ability can be guided, or in other words, can be utilized…” Zhan Guo couldn’t help but shudder when he thought of this.
He couldn’t imagine, if the navy also had such a “strategic-level directionally challenged person”, what huge…variables would it bring to the fight against pirates and the maintenance of world peace?
“Unbelievable! It’s really unbelievable!”
Zhan Guo sighed again. He felt that his worldview had been strongly impacted.
He glanced at Garp, who was still laughing heartily beside him, and couldn’t help shaking his head.
This old guy always finds fun in these incredible things.
However, he could only feel a heavy pressure and… a hint of inexplicable fear.
How many such existences that subvert common sense and cannot be explained by the existing knowledge system will be revealed by this “God Inventory of Concepts”?
Zhan Guo’s heart was filled with solemnity and uneasiness.
He knew that the world was about to undergo an unprecedented huge change.
The source of this change may be closely related to this mysterious “Screen of the Heavens” and the “concept gods” listed on it.
Chapter 16: Drifting in the Universe, Occasionally Finding a Rare Treasure
When the series of incredible yet extremely precise scenes of Roronoa Zoro’s “breaking the deadlock” on the battlefield were played on the light screen, the audiences in all the heavens and worlds had a new understanding of the “divine power” of this “god with poor direction”.
They no longer just regarded him as a simple person with poor direction who could cause space jumps, but began to realize that his “difficulty in direction” attribute seemed to be accompanied by some indescribable “battlefield luck” or “halo of reduced intelligence”.
Just when everyone thought that Sauron’s “miracle” display might come to an end, the light curtain in the sky once again underwent an unexpected change.
The scene this time is more exaggerated and more… sci-fi than any previous one.
The picture is no longer the familiar ocean, islands, underground palace or battlefield, but a vast and starry sea of the universe!
The deep darkness was like a curtain of the finest velvet, dotted with countless stars of various sizes and colors.
Some stars emit blazing white light, some are a cold blue, and some are a gorgeous red like burning flames.
In the distance, there are nebulae as ethereal as gauze, and the bottomless dark void.
And Roronoa Zoro, the swordsman who had just displayed his “divine power” on the ground battlefield, was now… floating in this vast sea of stars!
He was still dressed the same way, with three swords hanging from his waist and a green turban on his head, but there seemed to be a layer of light, almost invisible energy film on his body, protecting him from the extreme environment in the universe.
He crossed his arms over his chest, his brows furrowed, his face showing a hint of confusion and…bewilderment.
He seemed to have no idea why he was in such a hellish place.
The light curtain did not explain how Zoro came to the universe, nor did it explain his current condition.
The picture gives people the feeling that he was on a planet in the last second, and inexplicably appeared in this sea of stars in the next second, like a piece of space junk discarded at random.
“Tsk, where is this?”
Zoro looked around at the distant and unfamiliar stars and the bottomless void beneath his feet. He couldn’t help but smacking his lips, with a hint of impatience in his tone.
He seemed to have become accustomed to himself appearing in all kinds of strange places, and even a little numb.
He seemed to remember something, then pointed casually in a certain direction and muttered to himself: “I remember… East China Sea should be in that direction, right? We have to go back quickly, otherwise Luffy and the others will worry again.”
After saying this, he said in a…
Chapter 23: Perfect Venerable, Deducing the Lost Path (Old Version)
…in a very strange posture, he began the so-called “space walk”.
He didn’t use a jet pack or rely on any high-tech propulsion device like in science fiction movies.
He just “walked” in the void so… casually.
His feet moved alternately in the air, and his arms swung in coordination, making it look like he was walking on the ground, except that the background was replaced by the vast starry sky.
This way of “space walking” is incredible enough in itself.
But what is even more shocking is yet to come.
As he was “strolling”, a dense and dangerous meteorite belt appeared in front of him.
Countless meteorites of various sizes, like a herd of frenzied bison, shuttled through the void at high speed. Any object that approached would likely be smashed to pieces by them.
However, Zoro seemed to have not noticed the dangerous asteroid belt at all. He still maintained his leisurely “space walking” posture and “walked” straight towards the asteroid belt.
Just when the audience in the heavens and the worlds thought that he was going to be smashed into a pulp by the meteorite, a strange scene happened.
Those meteorites that originally seemed to be flying around without any pattern, seemed to be pulled by some invisible force when Sauron approached, and they all… automatically avoided him!
Some meteorites suddenly changed direction in front of him and flew past his body.
Some meteorites suddenly deflected to the side as if they were bounced off by something.
Some meteorites collided with each other even before he got close, and then broke into smaller pieces and scattered past him.
Zoro just “strolled” along the way, unharmed, through the meteorite belt that seemed capable of destroying everything.
He himself still had an innocent expression as if saying, “I don’t know anything, I’m just taking a walk.”
Immediately afterwards, he “accidentally” approached the edge of an extremely huge black hole that exuded a terrifying devouring aura.
The black hole is like a huge abyss in the universe. No matter what matter is there, not even light can escape its gravitational pull.
However, just as Zoro was about to be captured by the gravity of the black hole and dragged into the endless darkness, a piece of floating cosmic object of medium size suddenly appeared under his feet… It looked like the wreckage of an abandoned spaceship.
He “happened” to step on the floating object, and then the floating object “happened” to be pushed hard by an unknown force from outside the black hole (perhaps the gravitational tide of a distant planet, or perhaps the shock wave of a passing cosmic ray).
So, with the help of the floating object, Zoro successfully escaped from the gravitational pull of the black hole in an extremely thrilling but extremely “coincidental” way and continued his aimless “drifting in the universe”.
He himself still had a look on his face like, “What happened? I almost fell into a pit just now.”
In this way, Zoro avoided deadly dangers again and again in the universe in all kinds of bizarre and ridiculous ways.
He is like a darling who is specially favored by the goddess of luck (or, some special luck of the “god of directionality”). No matter how dangerous the environment is, he can always turn danger into safety, and in a way that he himself does not know.
Finally, after he “randomly” changed the direction of “forward” again, he “bumped” into… a secret planet that had never been discovered by any cosmic civilization before, hidden deep in a remote star field, shining with strange colorful light.
The planet was not big, but its surface was covered with a halo as brilliant as a rainbow, emitting a gentle energy that was refreshing and pleasant.
In some areas of the planet, there are also some plants with strange shapes that are as crystal clear as crystal.
When Sauron “crashed” into the planet and “accidentally” landed on its surface, the familiar dark golden subtitles appeared again on the light screen, accurately summarizing this series of “coincidences”:
“Goal: Return to the East Sea (a remote sea area on a planet with a low civilization).”
“Unexpected discovery: a hidden planet containing the cosmic treasure ‘Tears of the Stars’ (containing rare energy crystals that would drive even advanced cosmic civilizations crazy).”
Below the subtitles, Zoro is standing among a sea of cosmic treasures that sparkle like diamonds, looking around in confusion, with a look on his face that asks, “What are these shiny stones? Can they be eaten?”
innocent expression.
He seemed completely unaware of the enormous wealth and value that this inconspicuous planet beneath his feet and the beautiful-looking “stones” around it meant to the entire universe.
He just felt that the light here was a little dazzling, and… it seemed to be farther away from the East China Sea.
The audience from all the heavens and worlds in front of the light curtain were completely numb after seeing this scene.
They no longer knew what words to use to describe Zoro’s outrageous “luck”.
“I…what else can I say? I can’t think of any other words except ‘fuck’!”
“You can find a treasure planet while lost? This… this is even more outrageous than what’s written in novels!”
“Other people’s adventures: escaping death and going through untold hardships to find a tiny bit of treasure.
Zoro’s Adventure: Just wandering around, lost in thought, and then he got lucky!
“I seriously doubt that the title ‘God of Directions’ is a typo. He should be the ‘God of Luck’ or the ‘God of Treasure Hunting’!”
“Stop talking, I want to go worship Lord Sauron! Ask him to take me lost! I also want to pick up treasure!”
On the Thousand Sunny, a golden light called “Bailey” began to flash in Nami’s eyes.
She stared at the sparkling “tears of stars” on the screen, her saliva almost flowing out.
“Treasure…treasure! So many treasures!”
Nami clenched her hands and said in a trembling voice, “Zoro, that idiot! He actually found so many treasures! No! When he comes back, we must make him hand over all these treasures! These are the common property of our Straw Hat Pirates!”
Sanji’s eyes also lit up, but his focus was obviously different from Nami’s.
“Wow! A secret treasure from the universe! I wonder what the food made with these shiny stones would taste like?
Chapter 24: Fighting the Pharmacist, Fantastic Ideas (Old Version)
It must be delicious! Maybe I can even make a special dish that will make Nami-san and Robin-chan even more beautiful after eating it!
All sorts of fantastic recipes have begun to emerge in Sanji’s mind.
Usopp and Chopper had expressions of envy and jealousy on their faces.
“It’s so unfair! Why can Zoro find the treasure when he gets lost, but we can only encounter danger when we get lost?”
Usopp wailed.
“Yeah, yeah! I want to pick up some shiny rocks, too!”
Chopper echoed.
Only Luffy, still with an innocent look on his face, asked: “Those stones look delicious! Will Zoro bring some back for us to eat?”
This “miracle” of “drifting in the universe and occasionally obtaining rare treasures” has pushed the “divine power” of Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”, to a whole new height.
His incredible luck and completely unreasonable “treasure hunting” ability made the audiences in all the heavens and worlds look at him with admiration, and at the same time, they also had a deeper understanding of the outrageous degree of this “Concept God Inventory”.
Dragon Ball World, Baozi Mountain.
Son Goku, the simple yet powerful Saiyan, was currently sitting cross-legged on the roof of his house, concentrating on watching the light curtain in the sky.
When he saw Roronoa Zoro “lost” in the universe and finally accidentally discovered a planet hiding the secret treasure of the universe “Tears of the Stars”, his pure black eyes instantly burst into a light as bright as the stars.
“Wow! That’s amazing!”
Sun Wukong jumped up from the rooftop excitedly, waving his hands and shouting, “Can I find a treasure planet even if I’m lost? This is amazing! So interesting!”
As he spoke, he smacked his lips, his signature simple smile flashing across his face, his saliva practically dripping. “There must be lots of delicious food on that planet! Those shiny rocks look delicious! I wonder what they taste like?”
For Sun Wukong, anything new will eventually be associated with “eating”.
In his opinion, the value of the secret treasure of the universe is far less than that of a delicious meal.
He turned his head and shouted to Vegeta, who was also paying attention to the light screen not far away, but with a gloomy expression: “Hey! Vegeta! Vegeta! Did you see that? That green-haired guy can find good things even when he gets lost! How about we get lost in the universe too? Maybe we can find a lot of delicious food!”
Sun Wukong’s tone was full of anticipation and innocence, as if “getting lost and looking for treasure” was a very simple and interesting thing.
Vegeta, the proud Saiyan prince, had veins on his forehead bulge out instantly, coiling like a dragon, after hearing Son Goku’s idiotic proposal.
He turned his head abruptly and shouted at Sun Wukong, his voice full of disdain and contempt:
“Kakarot! You’re a hopeless idiot! A fighting idiot! Wake up!”
Vegeta was shaking with anger. He pointed at the light curtain in the sky and continued to shout, “This is obviously nonsense! It’s a fabrication! Space travel is no joke! In the vast universe, getting lost means death! How could he easily avoid meteor belts and black holes like he did, and even happen to hit a hidden treasure planet? This is completely illogical and does not conform to the laws of the universe. How could it happen!”
Vegeta’s tone was filled with strong dissatisfaction with this “ridiculous plot”.
As an experienced space warrior, he is well aware of the difficulties and dangers of space travel.
He once flew a spaceship across the stars and encountered various dangers.
He couldn’t believe that someone could drift so “freely” in the universe and gain such huge benefits simply by being “difficult to find directions” and having “luck”.
This is simply an insult to his many years of space travel experience!
“But… it looks really interesting…” Son Goku shrank his neck when Vegeta yelled at him, but he still muttered softly with a look of grievance on his face.
In his opinion, as long as something is interesting, it is worth trying.
“Humph! Stupid low-ranking warrior!”
Vegeta snorted coldly, no longer paying attention to Son Goku, and turned his gaze back to the light curtain in the sky.
Although he scoffed at Sauron’s “miracle”, thinking it was completely fabricated and illogical.
But Vegeta couldn’t help but feel a little incomprehensible and shaken in his heart about this “outrageous luck”, or in other words, this “phenomenon” that could not be explained by common sense.
He recalled the hardships and tribulations he had experienced in the universe in his search for the Dragon Balls or in pursuit of a more powerful power.
Look at the green-haired swordsman on the screen. Just because he got “lost”, he could easily obtain the secret treasure of the universe…
This strong contrast made Vegeta feel inexplicably…irritated and unwilling.
“Could it be that… in this universe, there really is such a… completely unreasonable ‘luck’?”
Vegeta thought secretly in his mind, frowning.
He has always believed in absolute power, and believes that only through continuous practice and fighting can he become stronger and control his own destiny.
But the appearance of this “God of Directionlessness” in front of him seemed to be showing him another… completely different way of being “powerful”.
This “strength” does not come from one’s own strength, but from some kind of… mysterious and elusive “favor of fate.”
This made Vegeta, who had always been proud and conceited, feel an unprecedented sense of… confusion and bewilderment.
He began to doubt whether the belief he had always held was… really the only truth in the universe?
Just as Vegeta fell into deep thought, on the light curtain, the “miracle” display of Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”, seemed to be coming to an end.
The last clip showing Zoro’s “ability” began to play.
In the picture, Zoro still looks unlucky, and he seems to have “accidentally” broken into an enemy’s encirclement again.
This time, the enemies surrounding him were more numerous and more powerful.
They held various sophisticated weapons in their hands and exuded a fierce aura. They surrounded Zoro, making it impossible for anyone to get in or out, with ferocious and cruel smiles on their faces.
Chapter 25: Gu Realm Fang Yuan, Yun Yu’s Thoughts (Old Version)
“Hahaha! Boy, you can’t run away!”
“Just surrender! Otherwise, I’ll let you experience the feeling of having your heart pierced by thousands of arrows!”
“You dare to trespass into our territory? Today is the day you die!”
The enemies shouted arrogantly and approached Zoro step by step, the weapons in their hands flashing with bloodthirsty light.
However, facing so many powerful enemies, there was no panic on Zoro’s face. Instead, it was still that… iconic expression with a hint of confusion and impatience.
He stood there, scratching his short green hair, as if thinking about some difficult problem in life.
Just when the encirclement was about to close and the enemy was about to launch an attack, Zoro suddenly… made an unexpected move.
He did not draw his sword, nor did he try to break out. Instead… he raised his head slightly and looked around at the ferocious-looking enemies around him. Then, an even more confused expression, even with a hint of innocence, appeared on his face.
Immediately afterwards, an invisible, imperceptible wave, centered on him, spread out silently like ripples on the water!
This fluctuation is neither an energy shock nor a mental pressure. It is invisible and intangible, yet it seems to contain some kind of… strange power that can distort cognition.
At the moment this invisible wave spread out, the familiar dark golden subtitles appeared again on the light screen, annotating this phenomenon:
“The direction-dead force field is deployed!”
“Direction-defect force field”?!
What is this?!
When the audience from all over the world saw these four words, they were all stunned and confused.
However, the next moment, they witnessed with their own eyes the terrifying power of this so-called “direction-dead force field”!
In an instant, those enemies who were originally aggressive and ready to tear Zoro into pieces, no matter how strong or weak they were, no matter how firm their will was, seemed to have collectively… lost their sense of direction at the same time!
Their eyes became confused, their movements became slow, and the expressions on their faces changed from ferocious and cruel to confusion and panic.
“Huh? What’s going on? Why do I feel… a little dizzy?”
One of the enemies shook his head, feeling his brain was in a mess.
“Where… where are the enemies? Why can’t I see them clearly?”
Another enemy rubbed his eyes hard and found that the scenery in front of him began to become blurred and distorted.
“He’s over there! Quick! Attack that side!”
An enemy shouted, pointing in a completely wrong direction.
“No! This way! I saw him!”
The other enemy pointed in the opposite direction and refuted at the same top of his voice.
Then, an even more bizarre scene happened.
The enemies surrounding Zoro actually started…spinning in place!
They were like a group of headless flies, spinning around in circles, and some even started pushing and blaming each other.
“You’re blocking my way! Get out of the way!”
“It was you who bumped into me!”
“Where are the enemies? Who can tell me where the enemies are?”
What’s worse, some enemies, due to extreme disorientation and cognitive confusion, actually started…attacking each other!
They treated their companions as enemies hiding in the dark, waving their weapons and hacking at them indiscriminately.
“Go to hell! You bastard!”
“I’ll chop you to death!”
The entire enemy camp fell into unprecedented chaos and infighting within just a few breaths!
They were clearly the ones who surrounded Zoro, but because of the sudden “direction-dead force field”, they lost their composure and collapsed!
As the instigator of all this, Roronoa Zoro still stood there with a confused look on his face, looking at the chaotic and farce-like scene in front of him.
He seemed to have no idea why these people who had just been so angry about killing him suddenly started fighting among themselves.
He scratched his head, an even more confused expression on his face, as if to say, “Is there something wrong with these people’s brains?”
After seeing this incredible scene, the audience from all over the world in front of the light curtain were completely overwhelmed by the “divine power” of Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”.
If the previous “one step covering a thousand miles” was a “miracle” in space, “the enemy trapped by a dragnet” was a “miracle” in luck, “getting lost on the battlefield and breaking through with precision” was a “miracle” in strategy, and “drifting through the universe and occasionally finding rare treasures” was a “miracle” in treasure hunting…
Then, this final “force field for people with poor direction, where the enemy is defeated without fighting” is a kind of… more direct, more overbearing, more unreasonable… “divine power” on the spiritual or cognitive level!
This ability is a powerful weapon in group battles! A ranged attack that reduces intelligence!
“I…I take back what I said before! Great God Zoro! You are the true God! Please accept my knee!”
“It’s terrifying! This ‘direction-defect force field’ is absolutely invincible! Just stand among the enemies and they’ll destroy themselves!”
“This isn’t just a case of directionlessness, right? This is clearly a territorial ability that can distort the enemy’s senses and cognition!”
“The God of Directionlessness! So terrifying!”
The powerful people in all the heavens and worlds were all deeply shocked by this incredible “direction-dead force field” at this moment.
They began to re-examine this seemingly honest and even funny “God of Directionlessness”, and realized that his “Godhood” might not be in vain.
As soon as this “direction-dead force field” appeared, all the characters in the universe who were known for their wisdom, calculation, or mental control ability fell into deep contemplation and analysis.
They were keenly aware that behind this seemingly absurd ability, there might be some deep mysteries about cognition, direction, and even the laws of space that they had not yet understood.
The world of death, the hell of endless suffering.
This is a place of eternal darkness and despair, where the most vicious sinners of Soul Society are imprisoned.
However, in this endless darkness, there was a figure that appeared exceptionally calm and…elegant.
Aizen Sosuke, the former captain of the Fifth Division who once attempted to subvert the Three Realms and possessed supreme wisdom and power, is now bound by countless seals, sitting quietly in the darkness.
His eyes were covered with a black cloth, but there was always a faint and elusive smile at the corner of his mouth.
Chapter 26 System Explanation, Absolutely Lost (Old Version)
The inventory content on the screen of the heavens was also clearly presented in his perception in a way that transcended vision and hearing.
When seeing Roronoa Zoro’s incredible “Direction Loser Force Field” that could cause a large group of enemies to instantly lose their sense of direction, fall into chaos, and even kill each other, the curve of Aizen Sosuke’s mouth on his blindfolded face seemed to widen slightly.
“oh?”
A soft and playful whisper escaped his lips, echoing in this silent hell.
“It’s not a direct suppression of spiritual pressure, nor is it a restraint or attack by ghost arts. Rather, it seems to distort the opponent’s perception of ‘direction’ and ‘position’ from a more fundamental level.
This has caused serious deviations and confusion in the instructions sent by their senses and brains.”
Aizen Sosuke’s mind, like the most sophisticated instrument, quickly analyzed the essence of this “direction-dead force field”.
“Interesting, really unheard of.
If this ability could be actively controlled and precisely applied to a specific target, its effect would be even more… difficult to defend against than simple physical attacks or mental illusions.”
He thought of his Zanpakutō, “Kyoka Suigetsu”, which had the ability to completely hypnotize the five senses and control the enemy’s cognition.
Compared with this “direction-dead force field”, the two seem to have similar effects, but the principles of their operation are completely different.
“Mirror Flowers and Water Moons” is an illusion that is actively cast, while this “Direction Loser Force Field” seems more like a… passive field influence that comes from its own characteristics.
“If I could combine this ability of ‘distorted cognition’ with my ‘Mirror Flower and Water Moon’…” Aizen’s mouth curled up into an even deeper smile, and his eyes flashed with a heart-pounding light.
He seemed to see some…new possibilities from this seemingly absurd “direction-dead force field”.
Codenamed Kira World, the secret base of the Black Knights.
Lelouch Lamperouge, the extremely intelligent young man who led the Black Knights in a rebellion against the Holy Britannian Empire under the name of “ZERO”, was sitting in front of the screen in the command room, his brows furrowed, and he was concentrating on analyzing every fragment of the “God of Directionlessness” Zoro on the screen.
His fingers tapped rapidly on the keyboard, digitizing Sauron’s various “miracles” and trying to find some kind of pattern and logic from them.
When Lelouch saw the incredible “Direction Loser Force Field” showing its amazing effect, a sharp light flashed in his eyes.
“This field effect… is very strange.”
Lelouch stopped typing on the keyboard, rested his chin on his hand, and fell into deep thought.
“It’s not like my Geass, which acts directly on the target’s mind to issue compulsory commands or alter memories.
It’s more like a… passive environmental influence, a special ‘field’ that can distort a creature’s sense of direction and spatial cognition on a large scale.”
Lelouch quickly constructed various possible models in his mind, trying to explain the principle of this “force field”.
“From the effects, this ‘force field’ seems to have a very high priority, being able to ignore the enemy’s strength and directly cause cognitive confusion.
Moreover, its scope of influence seems to be quite large.
The most crucial thing is that the user himself doesn’t seem to consume any noticeable energy, and even… he himself doesn’t know he has this ability.”
Lelouch’s lips curled up into a confident smile. “If this ‘direction-defect force field’ could be actively controlled, freely switched on and off, and even its range and intensity could be controlled… then its strategic value on the battlefield would be immeasurable!”
He imagined that if he had this ability, he would have a huge advantage in the battle with the Britannian army.
Just activate the “Direction Loser Force Field” at the critical moment to throw the enemy’s elite troops into chaos and cause them to collapse without a fight.
This is more direct and effective than any sophisticated tactical arrangements.
“Unfortunately, from what we can see so far, this ‘God of Directionlessness’ doesn’t seem to be able to actively control this ability.
It’s more like a kind of…innate, uncontrollable passive talent.”
A hint of regret flashed in Lelouch’s eyes.
But he didn’t give up thinking.
He began to analyze whether this “passive talent” could be guided and utilized through some external means.
“If we can find the source of this ‘force field’, perhaps… we can develop some kind of device to interfere with or amplify it?”
Lelouch’s eyes gleamed with wisdom and calculation.
For him, any means that can enhance his own strength and weaken the enemy’s strength is worth in-depth study and experimentation.
In addition to Aizen and Lelouch, there are many other powerful people in the universe who are known for their wisdom, calculation, or spiritual abilities. At this moment, they are all in deep thought because of the emergence of this “direction-dead force field”.
They may come from different worlds and possess different power systems, but they are all keenly aware that behind this seemingly absurd ability, there may be some deep mysteries about cognition, direction, and even the laws of space that they have not yet understood.
They are all trying to understand the nature of this “direction-dead force field” and its possible impact based on their own knowledge system and experience.
The emergence of Sauron, the “God of Directionlessness”, and his series of incredible “miracles” undoubtedly provided these wise men with a new and challenging research topic.
On the deck of the Thousand Sunny, the atmosphere had gradually changed from the initial shock, laughter, and gloating to a kind of… indescribable silence and dullness.
The members of the Straw Hat Pirates, except for the still heartless Luffy, all looked at the swordsman on their ship with extremely complicated and strange eyes. The swordsman’s biggest characteristic was his “difficulty in finding his way” except for practicing, drinking and sleeping.
They never imagined that Zoro’s “difficulty in finding directions” could lead to such an earth-shaking “miracle”, and he was even given the title of “God of Difficulty in Finding Directions” and announced to the world!
As the “protagonist” of all these events, Roronoa Zoro himself, at this moment, had a face as black as the bottom of a pot, even darker than the scabbard of his Third Generation Kitetsu.
Chapter 27: Naval Headquarters, Assessment and Upgrade (Old Version)
He tightly gripped the hilts of the three swords at his waist, veins bulging on the back of his hands and on his forehead, throbbing like earthworms, revealing the raging rage in his heart that he could hardly suppress.
He stared intently at the huge screen of light in the sky, looking at the various “deeds” on it that portrayed him as an idiot who could only rely on “getting lost” to solve problems. His teeth were chattering and his chest was heaving violently like a volcano about to erupt.
From the initial “one step a thousand miles, accidentally landed on a deserted island”, to “the enemy trapped in a dragnet”, to “lost on the battlefield, accurately breaking the game”, and the outrageous “drifting in the universe, occasionally finding rare treasures”…
Zoro’s expression was like a palette, changing from initial astonishment, to confusion, to shame and anger, and now… rage!
He could tolerate others saying that he had a poor sense of direction, because he himself knew that his sense of direction did have… a little problem.
but!
He absolutely could not tolerate that someone would attribute all his efforts, all his battles, and all his glory to “directionlessness” and “luck”!
What he couldn’t tolerate even more was that his swordsmanship, which he was so proud of, was completely ignored by this damn “inventory”!
When I saw the so-called “direction-defect force field unfolding” on the light screen!
, and the ridiculous scene where those enemies started killing each other just because he stood there scratching his head, the anger in Zoro’s heart finally reached its peak!
He couldn’t stand it anymore!
“I’m not that directionally challenged!!!”
A roar like that of a wounded beast suddenly burst out from Zoro’s throat. The sound was so loud that it almost shook the clouds in the sky!
He suddenly raised his head, his eyes bloodshot as he glared at the huge light curtain in the sky. The veins on his forehead seemed to be bursting, and he roared through gnashed teeth:
“These are clearly exaggerations! They’re nonsense! They’re nonsense!”
“I, Roronoa Zoro, am determined to become the world’s greatest swordsman! I rely on the three swords in my hands, my hard training day after day, year after year! It is the swordsmanship I have honed through countless life-and-death battles!”
“It’s not some damned ‘directionlessness’! And it’s not some damned ‘luck’!”
The more Zoro spoke, the more excited and angry he became. He took a sudden step forward, his right hand already pressing tightly on the hilt of the sword Wadō Ichimonji at his waist. An incomparably sharp sword intent shot up from him into the sky, as if to cut the huge light curtain covering the sky in half!
“Who is it?! Who on earth made this utterly boring inventory?! Get out here if you dare! Fight me, Roronoa Zoro, in a fair fight!”
Zoro’s roar echoed on the deck of the Thousand Sunny and in the hearts of every member of the Straw Hat Pirates.
Looking at Zoro’s furious look, as if he was ready to devour someone, they subconsciously took a few steps back, fearing that they would be affected by his impending rage.
Nami and Usopp were trembling with fear. They had never seen Zoro so angry.
Sanji also put away the sarcasm on his face, frowned slightly, and a hint of seriousness flashed in his eyes.
He knew that Zoro was really angry this time.
This act of trampling on the swordsman’s dignity, which he was proud of, at the hands of a “directionally challenged person” has touched his bottom line.
Only Luffy still had a confused expression on his face. He looked at the furious Zoro, scratched his head in confusion, and asked, “Zoro, what’s wrong with you? Are you angry? But… you’re a god! Isn’t that great?”
“Good job on you!!!”
Zoro turned his head suddenly and yelled at Luffy, but when he saw Luffy’s innocent eyes, the anger in his heart inexplicably dissipated a little, and finally turned into a helpless sigh.
I’ll never be able to explain it to this idiot captain.
Zoro once again turned his gaze towards the light curtain in the sky. Although the anger in his eyes had subsided a little, the unwillingness and frustration were still clearly visible.
He knew that no matter how angry he was or how he denied it, the title of “God of Directionlessness” and those “glorious deeds” would probably accompany him for a long time.
When Zoro thought of this, he felt his teeth aching.
His only wish now was that this damned “inventory” would end quickly! Or, that he would quickly inventory the next unlucky person!
He swore that if he knew who was behind this boring inventory, he would make sure that person taste the power of his three-sword style!
Chapter 21: Nami’s Iron Fist, Ruthless Suppression
Roronoa Zoro’s roar, like that of a wounded beast, echoed endlessly above the deck of the Thousand Sunny. The immense rage and endless frustration contained in it made the air around him seem to freeze a little.
The knuckles of his hand, which was tightly gripping the hilt of the sword, turned white from excessive force. The sharp sword intent overflowed uncontrollably, scraping the deck and causing a slight “squeaking” sound.
His eyes were bloodshot as he stared intently at the vast screen of light in the sky. He wished he could rush forward and slice that nonsense “inventory” in half with a single blow! How could he, Roronoa Zoro, the future world’s greatest swordsman, be a worthless person who only relied on his lack of direction and luck to solve problems?! This was the ultimate insult to his dignity as a swordsman!
However, just as Zoro’s rage was about to erupt completely, and he might even draw his sword to chop at the seemingly indestructible light curtain, a graceful figure appeared silently beside him like a ghost.
That figure is none other than Nami, the navigator of the Straw Hat Pirates, who appears gentle and lovely on weekdays but actually possesses the power of a “devil”!
At this moment, Nami’s pretty face was covered with dark clouds, veins bulged on her forehead, and her beautiful almond-shaped eyes burned with a rage three times stronger than Zoro’s! However, her anger was not directed at the light curtain in the sky, but… at this ungrateful, introspective, and directionally challenged person in front of her!
“You are an incorrigible idiot! How dare you yell in here! Shut up!”
A roar that was sharper and more menacing than Sauron’s roar exploded like thunder out of the blue!
Then, before Zoro could even react to what was happening, an iron fist that looked slender and white, but contained terrifying power enough to shatter steel, came with a whistling wind, with lightning speed, incomparable precision, and smashed heavily on his head!
Chapter 28: Tracking the Master, Eager to Try (Old Version)
“Bang!!!!”
A dull and loud crashing sound was clearly heard by everyone.
Zoro only felt that his eyes went dark, and his head buzzed, as if countless stars were spinning and jumping.
An indescribable pain came from the top of his head, instantly extinguishing most of his anger that was about to explode.
He subconsciously loosened his grip on the knife handle, hugged his head with both hands, and his body shook slightly due to the sudden heavy blow.
A visible swelling, larger than an egg, rapidly grew on top of his head at an alarming speed. It was bright red and looked quite… funny.
“Ouch…” Zoro let out a painful groan, feeling like his soul was about to be knocked out of his body by this punch.
He knew that this was Nami’s exclusive “Iron Fist of Love”, which was so powerful that even his battle-hardened and thick-skinned body could not withstand it.
“Reflect on this for a while!”
Nami succeeded in her punch, but she showed no sign of stopping. She put her hands on her hips and roared at Zoro like a tigress, her saliva almost spraying into Zoro’s face:
“Which of those things shown on the screen wasn’t done by an idiot like you with no sense of direction?! Huh?! And you still have the nerve to cry out in injustice here?!”
Nami grew angrier and angrier as she spoke. She stretched out her finger, almost poking Zoro’s nose. “I’m telling you! What’s on that light screen is even somewhat restrained! It hasn’t even shown those more outrageous and troublesome stories of you getting lost on a daily basis! If it had shown them all, you would have thrown our Straw Hat Pirates’ faces into the Mariana Trench long ago!”
She remembered how Zoro had once walked to the storage room at the stern in order to see the scenery at the bow; how Zoro had once walked around for half an hour before finding his destination, even though the straight-line distance was only a dozen meters; how Zoro had once lost himself in the deserted desert…
There are so many things going on that it is difficult to list them all!
Every time Zoro got lost, it meant they had to spend a lot of time and energy looking for him, and might even delay their journey and get into unnecessary trouble.
“You are such a hopeless idiot! The most directionally challenged person in the universe!”
Nami was shaking with anger. She pointed at the freshly baked bun on Zoro’s head and continued to roar, “You better reflect on yourself! How much trouble have you caused us all? How much time have you wasted? How much treasure have we missed because you got lost? How much Baileys have we lost!”
When the word “Bailey” was mentioned, a dangerous light flashed in Nami’s eyes again.
“You still have the nerve to complain here? And you still have the nerve to say that they’re exaggerating? I think this title of ‘God of Directionlessness’ is tailor-made for you! It’s not an exaggeration at all!”
Nami was like a machine gun, pouring out all the resentment that had been pent up in her heart towards Zoro’s poor sense of direction.
The momentum and power were so strong that they completely suppressed Zoro’s anger, which had just erupted like a volcano.
Zoro was scolded by Nami, and the severe pain on his head also made him sober up a lot.
He opened his mouth, as if wanting to say something in rebuttal, but seeing Nami’s ferocious expression that looked like she might swing her iron fist again at any moment, and recalling his own past experiences of getting lost that were indeed somewhat… outrageous, he finally… wisely chose to remain silent.
He knew that in this situation, any rebuttal would only lead to more violent “suppression.”
So, this “God of Directionlessness” who had just angrily scolded the light curtain and threatened to fight the Inventor, could only cover his head, squat on the ground, and silently endure Nami’s scolding like a storm, and… the burning pain on his head.
That aggrieved look, angry but unable to speak out, formed a sharp and funny contrast with the “majestic” images on the screen.
The other people on the deck had different reactions when they saw this scene.
Usopp and Chopper, the two guys who love to watch the fun, nodded in agreement, with gloating smiles on their faces.
“Nami is right! Zoro is a complete idiot with directions!”
Usopp whispered to Chopper, afraid that Zoro would hear.
“Yeah! He always causes us trouble!”
Chopper also nodded his head vigorously to show his agreement.
Sanji was leisurely blowing smoke rings on the side, with an undisguised sarcastic smile on his lips.
He looked at Zoro’s deflated look and felt inexplicably relieved.
“Hmph, green algae-head, you deserve it! You’ll be so arrogant again! In front of Miss Nami’s iron fist, don’t you have to admit defeat?”
Sanji was secretly proud in his heart.
Franky and Brook also had a look of confusion on their faces.
They have long been accustomed to Zoro’s poor sense of direction, and are also well aware of the power of Nami’s “violent suppression”.
Only Luffy was still looking at everything happening in front of him with a confused look on his face.
He scratched his head and asked in confusion: “Nami, why did you want to fight Zoro? Isn’t Zoro very powerful? He is even a god!”
“Shut up!”
When Nami heard Luffy’s words, her anger surged again. She turned around and roared at Luffy, “You too! If you dare to run around again, I’ll show you how I’ll deal with you!”
Luffy shrank his neck after being yelled at by Nami and didn’t dare to speak anymore.
In this way, an internal conflict caused by the “God of Directionlessness” was ruthlessly suppressed under Nami’s iron fist.
On the deck of the Thousand Sunny, a temporary “calm” was restored.
However, there was still a hint of… awkward and funny atmosphere in the air.
The huge light curtain in the sky did not seem to stop at all because of Zoro’s roar or Nami’s suppression. It still hung there, emitting a mysterious and majestic light, ready to reveal the identity of the next “Concept God”.
Just as Roronoa Zoro was ruthlessly suppressed by Nami’s iron fist, squatting on the ground and drawing circles, questioning his life, the huge dark golden light curtain covering the sky of all planes in the heavens and worlds quietly underwent some new changes.
The edge of the light screen, which was originally as smooth as a mirror and was only playing the inventory image, rippled slightly like water waves.
Immediately afterwards, a translucent “bullet screen area” similar to some kind of information display area quietly emerged.
Chapter 29: Straw Hat Companions, Laughing and Crying (Old Version)
This “bullet screen area” occupies a small part of the edge of the light curtain and does not affect the viewing of the central inventory screen.
Its function seems to be to display in real time the comments and complaints of viewers from all over the world and different dimensions about the current inventory content.
The moment this “bullet screen area” appeared, it was like opening the floodgates of a flood. Countless comments of different colors and font sizes surged out like a tide, instantly submerging the entire “bullet screen area”!
These comments came from different worlds, using different language habits (although they were automatically translated by the light screen into text that the viewers could understand), expressing various emotions such as amazement, complaints, envy, and ridicule.
“Holy crap! This review even has a barrage function?! Too advanced!”
“Hahaha! This great god called Zoro is so funny! He’s so directionally challenged that there’s no one like him before or since!”
“The God of Directionlessness lives up to his reputation! I’d like to call him the most directionally challenged person in the universe!”
“A thousand miles in one step, the enemy trapped himself, the battlefield was broken, the universe was treasure hunted, the direction was lost… This miracle is even more exciting than a novel! Love it!”
“Please, Lord Zoro, take me with you to get lost! I want to get lost in the legendary Golden City! Or even get lost in a den of beautiful women!”
“The one above is dreaming! If the great god Sauron gets lost, he is the chosen one. If you get lost, you are really lost. You might even get lost in the palace of Hades!”
“Is this a serious review? Why does it feel like I’m watching a comedy show? This ‘God of Directionlessness’, is he sure he’s not here to be funny?”
“You don’t understand what I said before! This is called great wisdom but appearing foolish, great skill but appearing clumsy! How can you mortals understand the realm of the great god Sauron? (Dog head saves life)”
“That’s right! He seems to have a poor sense of direction, but in fact, every step he takes is in line with the will of heaven, and he can escape danger. This is clearly the highest embodiment of the ‘Tao’! (Another dog head)”
“I declare that from today on, I am a loyal fan of Lord Zoro! He’s so cute! Especially when he was beaten by that orange-haired woman, that aggrieved little expression on his face was so adorable!”
“Hahaha! That woman is so tough! She defeated the ‘God of Directionlessness’ with just one punch! Could this be the legendary ‘God’s Nemesis’?”
“Speaking of which, this ‘Concept God Inventory’ is truly unexpected! I was expecting some incredibly powerful being capable of destroying the world, but I didn’t expect the first to appear to be such a… down-to-earth ‘god’.”
“But, that’s exactly why it’s so interesting, isn’t it? If we start with an invincible being who can defeat everything in sight, that would be too boring.”
“Looking forward to the next ‘Concept God’! I wonder if there will be another one as bizarre as God Zoro!”
Countless barrages of comments danced on the edge of the light screen like snowflakes, and all kinds of comments and complaints emerged one after another.
There is amazement and admiration for Sauron’s “miracle”.
There is ruthless ridicule and mockery of Zoro’s “directionlessness” attribute.
There is a lot of talk about Nami’s “iron fist suppression”.
There are also speculations and expectations about this “conceptual inventory” itself.
For a moment, the entire universe was amused by this peculiar “God of Direction Loser” Roronoa Zoro, and the atmosphere became extremely warm and joyful.
The tension and uneasiness originally caused by the arrival of the light curtain were also dissipated a lot after being “baptized” by Zoro’s series of “magic operations”.
Many powerful people who originally had doubts about this “inventory” could not help but smile at this moment, thinking that this might not be a bad thing. Instead, it was like a… unique “entertainment program” that affected all the heavens and worlds?
Of course, there are also some people with deep minds who are not fooled by this superficial joy.
They are still trying hard to analyze the deep meaning behind this “God of Directionlessness” and the real purpose of this “Concept God Inventory”.
But no matter what, this suddenly appearing “bullet screen area” undoubtedly adds more interactivity and fun to this “inventory”.
It allows the audience from all over the world to no longer be mere spectators, but to participate in it, express their own opinions, and communicate with creatures from other worlds “across the air.”
This novel experience made everyone excited.
And at this moment, if Roronoa Zoro, squatting on the deck of the Thousand Sunny, drawing circles, knew that countless people in the universe were making fun of his “glorious deeds,” and even that some wanted to become his apprentice and learn how to “get lost and find treasure”…
I’m afraid the big bump on his head will explode with anger.
In the perfect world, there is a paradise surrounded by clouds and mist and filled with fairy air.
Several old men with white hair and beards, wearing ancient Taoist robes and with unfathomable aura, were sitting cross-legged on a huge bluestone. In front of them, the inventory contents on the light curtain of the heavens were also clearly presented.
These old men have all lived for a long time in the Perfect World. Their cultivation has long reached the level of the Supreme Being, and they are hidden masters who are proficient in space formations and the deduction of the Great Dao.
They usually live in seclusion, devoting themselves to comprehending the ultimate truths of heaven and earth, and have long since stopped caring about worldly affairs.
However, today’s sudden “Screen of the Heavens” and the incredible “Concept God Inventory” have also aroused their great interest.
Especially after seeing the series of “miracles” of Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”, which seemed to be illogical but could always escape danger and even “conjure” out great opportunities, these old venerables were even more aroused with a strong desire to study.
They began to try to make difficult deductions and analyses of the trajectory of Sauron’s “loss” in the light curtain.
They tried to find some hidden rules that were in line with the great truth or the laws of space from those seemingly chaotic and illogical steps and choices.
“Everyone, please look,” an old venerable man with white hair and youthful appearance, with an immortal air, stretched out a skinny finger, pointing to the path in the light curtain that Sauron had just walked, and said in a solemn voice, “This boy just took three steps with his left foot, the distance between the steps was about seven feet, and then turned his body slightly to the right about seven points, seemingly at random, without any method.
But after careful deduction, I discovered that his steps had just avoided an extremely hidden node of void turbulence! If an ordinary person stepped into that node, at best they would be torn apart by the force of space, or at worst they would be directly sucked into an unknown dimension, from which there would be no return!
Chapter 30: Lost Collection, Tragic and Funny (Old Edition)
Another old venerable man, who was slightly hunched but had bright eyes, nodded upon hearing this and said in a deep voice, “That’s right! I have noticed this as well.
Also, before on the battlefield, he seemed to be rushing around randomly, but in fact, every time he turned, he just avoided the area with the most concentrated enemy firepower and instead broke into the enemy’s weakest link.
This… this cannot be explained by a simple coincidence!”
“But…” The third old venerable with a gaunt face and a furrowed brow expressed a different opinion. He pointed at the latest trace of Zoro’s “lost path” on the screen, his tone full of confusion, “According to common sense, he clearly wanted to go east to find the ‘kitchen’ he mentioned.
But why did he end up on a deserted island thousands of miles to the north? The path change during this period is completely illogical and violates the basic principles of spatial positioning! I have used all my life’s knowledge to deduce for a long time, but I still cannot understand the mystery!
The old venerable became more and more excited as he spoke. He felt that his understanding of the avenue of space over tens of thousands of years was facing an unprecedented challenge at this moment.
He even began to doubt whether all the spatial formations and positioning theories he had learned in the past were… all wrong?
“Could it be that… this child’s ‘getting lost’ is itself a kind of ‘Tao’? A kind of… a more profound and unfathomable law of space that transcends our current understanding?”
An old venerable made a bold guess.
After these words were spoken, the other old venerables fell silent.
They are all geniuses of their respective times, and their understanding of the avenue of space has long reached the pinnacle.
But faced with Zoro’s “getting lost” that was completely unconventional, they felt a deep sense of powerlessness.
After deducing for a long time, they felt dizzy and dazzled, and their understanding of the avenue of space began to waver and become confused.
One old venerable even smiled bitterly and shook his head, muttering to himself, “If I keep reading, I’m afraid I’ll get lost too.
This ‘God of Directionlessness’ truly lives up to his reputation; his ‘Ways’ are so strange and bizarre that they are beyond the comprehension of ordinary people!”
These old masters, who are considered to be the leading figures in the space field in the perfect world, are now in deep self-doubt and cognitive confusion because of a “directionally challenged” person from another world.
This may be another form of “divine power” of Zoro, the “God of Direction Losers”.
In the Douqi Continent, Zhongzhou, the ancient tribe, and the medicine tribe’s territory.
The Medicine Clan, as one of the eight ancient clans, is famous for its superb alchemy skills.
There are many powerful people in the clan, and great masters of alchemy are emerging one after another.
They have extremely deep understanding and research on all kinds of exotic flowers and plants in the world, as well as the pharmacology and medicinal properties of various elixirs.
At this moment, in a heavily guarded meeting hall of the Medicine Clan, which was filled with the fragrance of elixirs, several alchemy grand masters with white hair and beards, dressed in luxurious pharmacist robes, and of high status and high prestige, sat upright, watching the light curtains in the sky with focused expressions.
They are also full of curiosity and exploration about this sudden “conceptual inventory”.
Especially when they saw the series of bizarre “directionally challenged” performances of Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Directionally Challenged”, and the jaw-dropping “Directionally Challenged Force Field” at the end, a strange light flashed in the eyes of these usually calm and composed alchemy masters.
“Everyone,” the elder who appeared to be the oldest and had the most powerful aura gently stroked his long, snow-white beard and spoke slowly, his voice filled with a hint of contemplation and thought, “Judging from the actions of Zoro, the ‘God of Directionlessness,’ his ability to get lost has reached a level… unbelievable, even capable of affecting reality and distorting perception.”
He paused and continued, “Especially the last ‘Direction Loser Force Field’, which can cause many enemies to instantly lose their sense of direction, fall into chaos, and even kill each other.
This kind of effect is truly…unheard of and unseen.”
Another elder with a thin face and sharp eyes nodded and said, “That’s right.
This person’s ‘difficulty with directions’ is not just a lack of sense of direction in the ordinary sense, but more like a kind of… special ‘Tao’, or in other words, a special ‘field’ that can interfere with the mind and perception of others.
Although this ‘field’ may seem absurd, its effectiveness in actual combat cannot be underestimated.”
At this moment, an elder of the Medicine Clan, who was usually known for his creative ideas and unconventional style, suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his eyes, as if he had come up with a brilliant idea.
He slapped his thigh and said excitedly, “Everyone! Everyone! I have a bold idea!”
Everyone’s attention was immediately drawn to him.
The elder cleared his throat, a smug smile on his face as he continued, “Since this person’s ‘directionlessness’ has reached such an extraordinary level, he can even form a ‘force field’ to influence others.
So, why don’t we try… using this as inspiration to refine a special elixir or powder… that can cause the person who consumes or inhales it to temporarily lose their sense of direction and become lost?”
“Lost Pill? Lost Direction Powder?”
When these words were spoken, the other alchemy masters in the hall were stunned at first, and then their eyes burst into brilliant light!
“Wonderful! It’s really wonderful!”
The older man stroked his beard and exclaimed, “If such a pill could really be refined, its value would be inestimable!”
“That’s right!”
Another elder also spoke excitedly, “Just imagine, during a battle between two armies, if our soldiers could take a pill that could enhance their sense of direction and prevent interference, and at the same time, have the enemy generals or key figures unknowingly take or inhale this ‘lost pill’ or ‘lost direction powder’, causing them to lose their way at a critical moment and make mistakes in command… wouldn’t that be a miraculous effect? We might even be able to defeat the enemy without fighting!”
“Not only that!”
The elder who had proposed the idea grew increasingly excited as he spoke. “We could also research whether we could create a special aromatherapy or array that could actively release an effect similar to the ‘Direction Loser Force Field’? If successful, the strategic significance would be immeasurable!”
For a moment, the atmosphere in the entire conference hall became extremely heated.
These alchemy masters who usually indulge in researching various healing, enhancement, or highly poisonous elixirs seem to have opened the door to a new world.
Chapter 31: Audiences from all over the world burst into laughter (old version)
They had a heated discussion around novel concepts such as “lost pill”, “lost powder”, “direction-challenged aromatherapy”, “lost array”, etc.
They began to analyze what special medicinal herbs were needed to achieve an effect similar to that of “directionally challenged”.
They began to explore what kind of refining method should be used to incorporate this “concept” into the elixir.
They even began to debate how the grades of this “direction-dead pill” should be classified and how its side effects should be controlled.
An unprecedented “elixir research craze” centered around the concept of “directionlessness” has quietly emerged in the core area of the medicine clan.
Perhaps in the near future, there will really be some strange elixirs on the Douqi Continent that can make people “instantly lose their way”, and the “culprit” of all this will be the “God of Lost Direction” far away in another world – Roronoa Zoro.
Gu Realm, in a secret and deep underground cave.
Fang Yuan sat cross-legged on a cold black rock, his face hidden in the dim light and shadow, only his deep and sharp eyes, like two burning will-o’-the-wisp fires, flashed with a heart-pounding cold light.
He quietly watched the various “miracles” of Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”, displayed on the light screen. The expression on his face did not change much from beginning to end. He still looked calm and composed, with a wise look.
However, beneath his calm appearance, his brain was working at an unimaginable speed, analyzing every detail and weighing every possibility.
When Fang Yuan saw Zoro’s “one step a thousand miles” space jump, his strange luck of “the enemy trapped by the net of heaven and earth”, and the strategic effect of “getting lost on the battlefield and breaking the deadlock accurately”, his eyes flickered with strong interest.
And when the last scene of “the force field of directionally challenged people, defeating the enemy without fighting” appeared, Fang Yuan’s mouth finally curled up into a faint arc full of calculation and greed.
“This person’s ‘directionlessness’ is definitely not as simple as it seems.”
Fang Yuan pondered in his heart, his voice cold and calm.
“He’s been able to turn danger into safety time and again, and even find a hidden treasure planet. Luck must have played a role in this.
His ‘difficulty with directions’ may, to some extent, resonate strangely with his own destiny, allowing him to unconsciously make choices that benefit him, or, in other words, ‘passively’ move towards a result that is beneficial to him.
Although Fang Yuan’s research on “luck” is not as profound as his research on other schools, he is also well aware of its strangeness and power.
This invisible and intangible yet omnipresent force can often play a decisive role at critical moments.
“And that so-called ‘direction-destroying force field’ can instantly cause numerous enemies to lose their sense of direction, falling into confusion and even turning on each other… This is clearly a ‘cosmic’ method affecting their spatial perception, or perhaps a ‘humanistic’ method interfering with their thinking, judgment, and logical abilities.”
Fang Yuan’s eyes sparkled with brilliance. His understanding of the Way of Gu had already reached an extremely high level.
He was able to keenly perceive the possible schools and rules of Gu Dao behind these seemingly absurd phenomena.
“‘Location disorder’ is just a symptom, a simplistic summary of their behavior by the world.
Its essence may be a kind of… extremely complex and special collection of ‘concepts’ involving ‘luck’, ‘universe’, ‘humanity’, and possibly even other unknown schools of thought.”
Fang Yuan’s mind had already started to calculate rapidly.
“If we could extract this ‘concept’ and refine it into a single… or a series of related Gu worms, their value would be inestimable!”
He thought of some legendary Immortal Gu related to “loss”, “chaos” and “luck”, such as “Soul-bewitching Immortal Gu”, “Chaos Immortal Gu”, “Shit Luck Immortal Gu” and so on.
But compared to the effects displayed by the “God of Directionlessness” before him, those Immortal Gu seemed somewhat…single and limited.
“If I could refine a… ‘Lost Immortal Gu’, or a ‘Direction Lost Immortal Gu’, giving it a similar spatial jumping ability, or being able to release that kind of ‘Direction Lost Force Field’…” Fang Yuan’s breathing couldn’t help but become slightly faster.
This kind of poisonous insect will have unimaginable effects whether it is used for escaping, chasing, treasure hunting, or large-scale combat!
“Even… if we could delve deeper into the origin of this person’s ‘difficulty in finding directions’, perhaps… we could glimpse a glimpse into the secret of ‘immortality’?”
This thought, like a spark that set the field ablaze, instantly ignited in Fang Yuan’s heart!
For him, any clue that may be related to “eternal life” is worth pursuing at any cost!
Fang Yuan’s gaze once again turned to the light curtain, where Roronoa Zoro was still squatting on the ground, unable to raise his head due to Nami’s scolding.
In his eyes, this “God of Directionlessness” is no longer a simple “inventory object”, but a precious “material” full of research value and utilization value!
He had already begun to think silently in his heart, if he had the opportunity in the future, how he could extract something useful for his own cause of immortality from this “God of Directionlessness” or from the “concept” he represented.
Should they capture it directly and conduct “deeper research”? Or perhaps somehow replicate its “directionlessness”? Or perhaps… try to create a brand new Gu worm based on its “concept”?
Countless thoughts flashed and collided in Fang Yuan’s mind, sparking sparks of wisdom.
This supreme master of the Gu world, known for his coldness, rationality, and calculation, has already set his sights on a more distant and grander future.
The appearance of this “God of Directionlessness” Sauron undoubtedly provides him with a brand new “signpost” full of unknowns and possibilities on his rugged road to eternal life.
Chapter 26: System Explanation, Absolutely Lost
On the light screen of the heavens, all the ridiculous yet incredible clips of the “miracle of getting lost” of Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Direction Lost”, have finally finished playing.
From the initial “one step a thousand miles, occasionally landed on a deserted island”, to “the net of heaven and earth, the enemy trapped himself”, to “lost on the battlefield, precise breakthrough”, and the outrageous “drifting in the universe, occasionally getting rare treasures”, and finally with the domineering “direction-lost force field, surrender without fighting” as the finale.
Chapter 32: Former Rivals, Terrifying in Thought (Old Version)
This series of “god operations” completely overturned the perception of “God” by countless creatures in the heavens and worlds, and also left them with an indelible impression of this green-haired swordsman from the pirate world.
Just as the various clips of Zoro getting lost finished playing, the picture on the screen temporarily froze on his dark face, which looked a little aggrieved because of being scolded by Nami, and a little ashamed and angry because of being “publicly executed” by the heavens and all worlds. At this time, the majestic and empty system voice without any emotion once again resounded in the depths of the soul of every living being.
This time, its voice seemed even more… solemn than before, as if it wanted to make an official, authoritative, and final summary and certification of the “concept” of this “God of Directionlessness”.
“TOP 20 – The God of Directionlessness, Roronoa Zoro.”
The system’s voice slowly read out Sauron’s name word by word. Each word seemed to contain some irresistible power of law, which was deeply imprinted in everyone’s mind.
“His level of directionlessness has already surpassed the limits of ordinary cognition, reaching the pinnacle of perfection and a state of transcendence.”
Hearing this, Zoro on the Thousand Sunny’s face darkened even more, and the hand holding the hilt of the sword unconsciously exerted force again.
He felt that the system’s voice was simply pouring salt into his wounds, and it was pouring it in large quantities!
The system voice ignored Zoro’s anger and continued to explain in its steady and hollow tone:
“The trait of being lost is more than a simple lack of sense of direction, nor is it ordinary lost behavior. Rather, it is a special state… rooted in the essence of their soul, affecting their concept of existence and even capable of interfering with the laws of reality.”
“So, it can be called—’Absolutely Lost’!”
When the four words “absolutely lost” exploded like thunder in the ears of all living beings in the heavens and the worlds, everyone felt an inexplicable… palpitation.
The word “absolutely” is so domineering and confident!
This seems to mean that Zoro’s “lack of direction” is no longer a defect that can be overcome or corrected, but a kind of existence…similar to a “rule” or “law”!
The system voice continued to explain the meaning and characteristics of this “absolutely lost”:
“In the state of ‘absolutely lost,’ any attempt to predict, judge, constrain, or guide their trajectory using conventional or extraordinary means such as logic, direction, formations, technological positioning, or even fate, causality, or destiny, will be…”
The system voice paused slightly, as if brewing some even more shocking conclusion.
“…all of this will be rendered ineffective!”
“Not only that,” the system’s tone seemed to carry a hint of… a barely perceptible, almost “warning” tone. “If you forcefully interfere, it could even backfire, causing the caster or interferer to fall into the same, or even worse, path, unable to extricate themselves!”
This explanation was like dropping a bombshell on a calm lake, instantly causing a huge uproar in the heavens and all worlds!
“Absolutely lost”?!
Any attempt to constrain its trajectory with logic, direction, formation, or common sense will be rendered ineffective?!
It might even backfire on itself, causing the caster to fall into the same misguided path?!
This… this is simply an unreasonable “rule-based” ability!
Although it still sounds very directionally challenged and funny, the “divinity” and “regularity” behind it make everyone’s scalp tingle!
If some people could attribute Zoro’s previous “miracles” to “good luck”, “coincidence” and “plot requirements”.
So, at this moment, the system’s official, authoritative explanation, which carries the power of law, completely confirms the “divinity” of Zoro’s “directionlessness”!
His “directionlessness” is no longer a simple personal behavior, but an “absolute” concept that can affect reality and even backfire on those who interfere!
Now, no one in the world dares to underestimate this “God of Directionlessness” anymore.
They might still think he was funny and weird, but they also had to admit that this ability to “definitely get lost” was so powerful in certain situations that it was unimaginable!
In the Shi Village of the Perfect World, Shi Hao’s eyes widened after listening to the system’s explanation, and his little face was full of shock and disbelief.
“Wow! ‘Absolutely Lost’?! Is it that powerful? Even the formation can’t restrain him? And it can even backfire? Doesn’t that mean that if you throw him into a deadly killing formation, not only will he be fine, but he’ll also confuse the person who set up the formation?”
All kinds of strange images began to emerge in Shi Hao’s mind.
The branches of the Willow God also swayed slightly, as if they were also a little surprised by this “absolute” characteristic.
Its ethereal voice slowly rang out: “This concept of ‘absolute’ has already touched upon the level of certain fundamental laws.
It seems that the ‘divinity’ of the ‘gods’ selected for this ‘Conceptual God Inventory’ isn’t simply reflected in their power, but rather in their ultimate interpretation and control of a certain ‘concept’.”
In the Dou Qi Continent, Xiao Yan was also stunned when he heard this.
He recalled the complex and dangerous formations and restrictions he had encountered in various secret realms and ruins.
If Zoro possessed this ability of “absolutely getting lost”, wouldn’t he be able to ignore all formations and rush around recklessly?
“This…this is too shameless!”
Xiao Yan couldn’t help but complain, “Who would dare to set up a formation in front of him in the future? Isn’t that just asking for death?”
Yao Lao also said solemnly: “The word ‘absolutely’ is of great significance.
This shows that this person’s “directionlessness” has formed a unique “Tao”, a “Tao” that is not affected by the outside world and can even influence the outside world in turn.
This kind of existence is truly…unheard of.”
In the Gu world, Fang Yuan’s eyes flashed with an even more fiery light.
“‘Absolutely lost’… will backfire on itself…” He murmured in a low voice, his mind full of thoughts like a churning sea.
“This isn’t just a simple combination of luck, the way of the universe, and the way of humanity! This clearly involves a power…similar to ‘rules’ or ‘authority’! If we can refine this concept of ‘absolutely lost’ into an Immortal Gu…”
Fang Yuan’s heart couldn’t help but beat violently a few times.
He knew that the value of something like this, which involved the levels of “absolute” and “rules”, could no longer be described in words!
The “research value” and “utilization value” of this “God of Directionlessness” in his mind soared several levels again!
The system’s explanation of “absolutely lost” undoubtedly adds a more vivid stroke to the “status” of Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Direction Lost”.
It also allowed audiences from all over the world to have a deeper and more… awe-inspiring understanding of this bizarre “Concept God”.
The world of pirates, the headquarters of the navy, Marineford.
The new Admiral of the Navy, “Akainu” Sakaski, was currently sitting behind the desk in the Admiral’s office, which symbolized the highest authority in the Navy. His face was so gloomy that water seemed to drip out of it.
In front of him, the inventory contents on the light screen of the heavens were also clearly presented.
Ever since Zoro’s first “Miracle of Lost”, his brows have been tightly furrowed and have never relaxed.
As a staunch enforcer of “absolute justice”, Sakaski has always held an attitude of killing pirates, especially those like the Straw Hat Pirates who constantly challenge the authority of the World Government.
Naturally, he also paid enough attention to Roronoa Zoro, the second-in-command of the Straw Hat Pirates.
In his opinion, although Zoro is just a swordsman, his powerful strength and fearless style are a huge threat to the navy.
However, he never imagined that this pirate, who was famous for his swordsmanship, actually had such a…head-breaking attribute of being “difficult to find the right direction”!
After hearing the system’s explanation about “absolutely lost” and “any attempt to constrain the trajectory of its actions with logic, direction, formation or common sense will be ineffective, and may even backfire on itself, causing the caster to fall into the same lost path”, Sakaski’s face, which already looked a little stiff due to his long-term seriousness, became even more gloomy and ugly.
He slammed his fist on the hard desk, making a loud “bang” sound, which made the documents on the desk jump up.
“You bastard!”
Sakaski squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, his voice filled with suppressed anger and… a hint of barely perceptible irritation.
He immediately summoned a group of senior generals and elite staff members from the Navy Headquarters through the internal Den Den Mushi, and held an emergency special meeting for the “God of Directionlessness” Roronoa Zoro.
The atmosphere in the conference room was unusually solemn.
All the naval generals and staff officers participating in the meeting looked seriously at the systematic explanation text about Zoro’s “absolute loss” projected in the center of the conference room, as well as the ridiculous but terrifying “loss miracle” clips that were played before.
“Everyone,” Sakaski’s voice, deep and oppressive like burning magma, echoed through the conference room. “What are your thoughts on this so-called ‘God of Directionlessness,’ Roronoa Zoro, and his trait of ‘absolutely getting lost?'”
A veteran officer, wearing the rank of Lieutenant General and looking very experienced, spoke first, his voice tinged with disbelief and deep worry. “Your Excellency, if the inventory and explanation on the screens are true… then all our previous plans to capture, encircle, and locate the Straw Hat Pirates’ swordsman, Roronoa Zoro, will probably be completely ineffective!”
He paused, then added in a more serious tone, “Even more, as the system says, if we forcibly try to trap him with formations or special tactics, it will not only be futile, but will also put our own people in unknown danger and be ‘bittered’ by his ‘difficulty in finding the way’ attribute!”
As soon as these words were spoken, the atmosphere in the conference room became even more depressing.
Another young staff officer, renowned for his mastery of tactical deduction, also said solemnly, “Yes, Marshal.
Judging from the clips played on the screen, Roronoa Zoro’s ‘getting lost’ can no longer be explained by common sense.
He always seems to make the most ‘correct’ wrong choice in the most unlikely situations, thus achieving unexpected results.
If this capability were used on the battlefield, its destructiveness and unpredictability would be incalculable!”
“We must reassess Roronoa Zoro’s threat level!”
A rear admiral in charge of intelligence analysis spoke hurriedly, “He’s not just a powerful swordsman, but a walking ‘battlefield bug’! A ‘conceptual god’ with ‘rule-based’ abilities! Our previous intelligence assessment of him was clearly far from sufficient!”
“So what should we do?”
A hot-tempered vice admiral slammed his hand on the table and asked, “Are we just going to let him do whatever he wants out there with this strange ability? Where’s the dignity of our navy? Where’s the prestige of the World Government?”
There was a lot of discussion and debate in the meeting room.
Some generals advocated that at all costs, they should concentrate superior forces to deal a devastating blow to Sauron, using absolute power to crush his strange “directionlessness” attribute.
Some staff officers believed that a more cautious strategy should be adopted to avoid large-scale head-on conflicts with Zoro as much as possible. Instead, they should find ways to limit the Straw Hat Pirates’ range of action or look for breakthroughs from other aspects.
Some people began to wonder if they could develop some kind of method to counteract the “absolute loss of direction”? For example, creating a special device that could forcibly correct one’s sense of direction? Or perhaps cultivating special talents with the ability to “counteract directionlessness”?
However, these ideas seemed… pale and powerless in the face of the system’s explanation that “any attempt… will be ineffective and may even backfire on itself.”
Sakaski listened quietly to everyone’s discussion, his facial expression did not change at all, but his eyes, as sharp as an eagle, flashed with a cold and determined light.
He knew that this “God of Directionlessness” Roronoa Zoro and his strange ability to “absolutely get lost” would bring unprecedented trouble to the Navy’s future operations.
But no matter what, he will not give up hunting down and destroying the Straw Hat Pirates.
On the road of “absolute justice”, no compromise or retreat is allowed!
“Pass my orders!”
Sakaski stood up abruptly and said in a cold and decisive voice, “Immediately establish a special operations team to study and deal with Roronoa Zoro’s ‘Absolute Lost’ ability! At all costs, we must find a way to limit or even suppress this ability!”
“At the same time, all pursuit operations related to the Straw Hat Pirates must be carried out with greater caution until a clear response plan is in place! We must not allow unnecessary losses to occur due to underestimation of the enemy!”
“Also, keep a close eye on the subsequent inventory of this ‘Screen of the Heavens’! I want to see how many more troublesome guys like Roronoa Zoro, like these so-called ‘Concept Gods’, will appear!”
Sakaski’s order struck the hearts of every participant like a heavy hammer.
They knew that a “battle” against the “God of Directionlessness”, full of unknowns and challenges, had quietly begun.
Chapter 33: Kaido, the Beast, Sudden Realization (Old Version)
Roronoa Zoro, the pirate famous for his swordsmanship, now has another extremely troublesome “concept” attribute that is enough to cause the Navy Headquarters to hold an emergency meeting to reassess the threat level.
Perhaps this was something he himself had never expected.
The system’s declaration of “absolutely lost” and “backfired on itself” not only caused an uproar in the Navy Headquarters of the pirate world, but also aroused the competitive spirit and desire for challenge among some special beings in the world who are famous for tracking, searching for enemies, or solving mysteries.
They may possess miraculous tracking skills, or have special abilities that can lock onto targets, or they may be proficient in various secret techniques to break through formations and mazes.
In their respective worlds, they are all leaders in their respective fields and have never encountered any “lost” targets that could really make them feel difficult.
However, at this moment, Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness” from another world, and his characteristic of “absolutely getting lost”, were like a huge magnet, deeply attracting their attention and igniting the fire of unwillingness to admit defeat in their hearts.
In a dark corner of JOJO’s Bizarre Adventure World.
A man wearing a cowboy hat, strange clothes and a wicked smile on his face was wiping the strange-shaped revolver in his hand out of boredom.
He is Hol Hoss, a professional killer who possesses a tracking stand called “Emperor” that can control the trajectory of bullets.
When he saw the explanation about “absolutely lost” on the screen and the warning that “any attempt… will be ineffective and may even backfire on oneself”, Hol Hoss curled his lips in disdain and snorted.
“Absolutely? Humph, you’re such a boaster.”
Hol Hoss performed a beautiful gun dance with the Emperor in his hand, a confident and arrogant smile on his face. “In this world, there’s no target that my Emperor’s bullets can’t find! Once I lock onto you, even if you hide to the ends of the earth, you’ll die!”
He thought back to the difficult assassination missions he had carried out. No matter how cunning the target was or how secretly he hid, they all fell to his automatically tracking bullets in the end.
“This green-haired guy called Roronoa Zoro may seem incredibly directionally challenged, but I don’t believe he’s absolutely lost.”
Hol Hoss’s eyes flashed with eagerness. “If I have the chance, I’d really like to see if he can dodge my Emperor’s tracking bullets! Let’s see whether his Absolute Lost is more powerful, or my Absolute Tracking is better!”
For Hol Hoss, this isn’t just a possible challenge, but also a chance to prove the power of his stand.
He longed to encounter a stronger and more difficult target to satisfy his restless competitive heart.
Similar thoughts were not limited to Hol Hoss’s mind.
In other corners of the universe, those “masters” who pride themselves on tracking, searching for enemies, or solving mysteries are now rubbing their hands and eager to try because of the declaration of “absolutely lost”.
In a world renowned for hunting rare and exotic beasts, a top hunter possessed the ability to sense a target’s presence and even track prey from thousands of miles away through subtle traces. Upon witnessing Sauron’s “miracle,” he expressed intense interest: “Oh? A ‘lost path’ that renders logic and direction ineffective? This is an unprecedented challenge.”
If I can successfully track a target like this, I’m sure my tracking skills will be taken to a higher level.”
A certain dark organization known for training top assassins, an ace assassin codenamed “Ghost,” after listening to the system’s explanation, curled his lips into a cold smile: “Absolutely? There is no such thing as absolute.
As long as there is enough intelligence, enough patience, and a sophisticated enough plan, any target will be exposed.
This ‘God of Directionlessness’ may simply not have met someone who truly knows how to ‘hunt’ him.”
In a world filled with magic and fantasy, a great mage proficient in various detection magics and spatial positioning spells, after seeing Sauron’s ability to ignore formations and even counterattack the caster, frowned and fell into deep thought: “This ‘absolutely lost’ seems to involve a very profound and perhaps even taboo spatial law.
If I can crack the mystery, it will be of immeasurable help to my research on space magic.
Perhaps I should try to construct a special maze… specifically designed to test this ‘lost’ property?”
For a time, countless “masters” in all the worlds who were proud of tracking, searching for enemies, or solving mysteries, all turned their attention to this “God of Directionlessness” from the world of pirates.
Some of them are dismissive, believing that the so-called “absolute” is just an exaggeration.
Some are full of curiosity and fighting spirit, eager to have the opportunity to personally challenge the “absoluteness” of this “God of Directionlessness”.
Others try to discover deeper mysteries and values from this seemingly absurd “lost path”.
It is foreseeable that if Roronoa Zoro really has the opportunity to meet these “tracking masters” from other worlds, the scene will definitely be… very exciting and very… chaotic.
All of this stems from the brief yet impactful declaration about “absolutely lost” on the light curtain of the heavens.
On the deck of the Thousand Sunny, the atmosphere was still somewhat… frozen.
Roronoa Zoro was still squatting on the ground, with the “limited edition” bag given by Nami as a gift on his head. His back looked a little desolate and… aggrieved.
After listening to the system’s officially certified, authoritative explanation of Zoro’s “absolute loss of way” and “backfire on himself”, the expressions on the faces of the other members of the Straw Hat Pirates became extremely colorful and mixed.
He blinked his innocent eyes, looked at Zoro squatting on the ground, then looked at the light curtain in the sky, and an even brighter smile appeared on his face. His tone was full of undisguised admiration and pride:
“Wow!
Chapter 34: System Gift, Treasure Hunting Intuition (Old Version)
Zoro is so awesome! ‘Absolutely lost’! That sounds so cool! Does that mean that no matter how lost Zoro gets from now on, he won’t be in danger? Great! Zoro is truly the most reliable companion on our ship!
He completely failed to understand the troubling meaning behind “absolutely lost”, nor did he feel Zoro’s resentment that was almost overflowing from the screen.
In his opinion, as long as it is “absolute”, it is the most powerful and worth being proud of!
Nami held her forehead weakly and let out a long sigh full of despair and hopelessness.
She felt her temples throbbing and her blood pressure soared to the dangerous edge again.
“I knew it… I knew it would be like this…” Nami muttered to herself, a hint of tears in her voice, “‘Definitely lost’… ‘Returning upon himself’… Now who will dare to give him directions from now on? What if he ‘returns upon me’ and I get lost with him? What shall I do then? Oh my God! Why did I have to deal with such a hopelessly directionally challenged person!”
She seemed to have already seen the various more outrageous and maddening accidents and troubles that would be caused by Zoro’s “absolute loss of direction” during the Straw Hat Pirates’ future adventures.
Her career as a navigator will probably be filled with countless more “challenges” because of this.
Sanji tried hard to suppress his laughter, but the slightly twitching corners of his mouth and his shaking shoulders revealed his inner gloating.
He walked up to Zoro and mocked him in a deliberately sarcastic tone:
“Hey, Green-algae-head…” He deliberately stretched out his words, his tone filled with teasing, “Did you hear that? The System God has personally certified you! You are ‘Absolutely Lost’! The one and only ‘God of Directionlessness’! Congratulations! Congratulations!”
He paused, looking at Zoro’s increasingly dark face, the smile on his lips became even more intense: “Next time you go out, remember to hang 30,000 compasses around your neck and tie a hundred ropes to it! Oh, no, the system said that these are useless! Then you’d better stay on the boat honestly and don’t run around! Otherwise, you’ll cause us more trouble! Or, just let your captain tie you up with a rope and lead you wherever you go. That way you won’t get lost again, right? Hahahaha!”
Sanji became more and more proud as he spoke, and at the end, he couldn’t help but burst into hearty laughter.
He felt that this was the happiest day for him since he met Zoro.
Usopp and Chopper huddled aside, secretly looking at Zoro with a complex look that showed a mixture of laughter, sympathy, and a hint of awe.
On the one hand, they felt that Zoro’s “directionlessness” had indeed brought them a lot of trouble and laughter.
But on the other hand, after hearing the system’s explanation of “definitely lost” and “backfired on itself”, they felt that Zoro’s “lack of direction” seemed… a bit like a “god”, although his “god” way was a little different.
“Zoro… will he… will he really let everyone get lost wherever he goes?”
Chopper whispered to Usopp, a hint of worry in his voice.
Usopp also had a lingering fear on his face. He remembered the experience on Sky Island when Zoro took them on an “adventure” and almost led them all into a ditch.
“It’s very likely!”
Usopp lowered his voice and said mysteriously, “Perhaps Zoro’s ‘difficulty in finding directions’ is a kind of…contagious ‘disease’! We’d better stay away from him from now on!”
They didn’t know what words to use to describe Zoro’s “absolute lostness”.
I can only say that he is worthy of being the swordsman of the Straw Hat Pirates. Even a “directionally challenged” person can reach such an earth-shattering “realm”. He is truly… SUPER unique!
They all had to admit that the system’s description of Zoro as “absolutely lost,” while incredibly absurd, was actually quite fitting when used to describe the algae-haired swordsman on their ship! It was as if it had been tailor-made for him!
The entire deck of the Thousand Sunny was filled with all kinds of complex and strange emotions.
There is Luffy’s blind worship, Nami’s despair and madness, Sanji’s gloating, Usopp and Chopper’s awe and sympathy, and Franky and Brook’s helpless laughter.
Roronoa Zoro, the focus of all this, was still squatting on the ground, with the swelling on his head growing bigger and bigger, feeling the meaningful gazes coming from all directions, as well as the glaring words “Absolutely Lost” on the light curtain in the sky.
He felt that his swordsman’s dignity was completely and ruthlessly trampled into pieces at this moment.
His only thought now was to find a hole in the ground to crawl into, or… to chop down that damn, nonsense system with one blow!
Just when everyone on the Thousand Sunny was having different thoughts and the atmosphere was weird, the huge light curtain in the sky did not seem to intend to let this “God of Direction Lost” go.
Just as the system’s explanation of “Absolutely Lost” had just come to an end, and the audiences in all the heavens and worlds were still digesting this astonishing information, the picture on the screen changed again!
This time, it is no longer a single “miracle” clip, but… a carefully edited “Roronoa Zoro Lost Collection” full of various “famous scenes”!
The picture begins in a small town in the East China Sea.
Young Zoro, in his search for Hawkeye Mihawk, got lost and was captured by the navy and tied to a cross.
If Luffy hadn’t appeared unexpectedly, he would probably have starved to death in the naval base because of being “lost”.
Then, the scene switched to the desert of Alabasta.
Zoro walked confidently in front, claiming that he remembered the way, but he ended up leading the Straw Hat Pirates in circles across the vast desert, almost killing everyone to death with thirst.
Then, there is the Water City.
The Straw Hat Pirates split up and Zoro was in charge of delivering a letter somewhere. However, he lost his way in the city streets which had a simple structure. After wandering around for a long time, he finally found his destination with the help of others.
Then, there is Judicial Island.
During the crucial moment of the attack on Judicial Island, Zoro was tasked with breaking through from the front, but… he couldn’t find the main entrance! Like a headless chicken, he flitted around the vast island, wasting precious fighting time.
Even on the ghost ship, the Terror Bark, in such a relatively closed environment, Zoro could get lost! In his quest to find his own shadow, he ended up wandering around the cabin, getting himself dizzy. In the end, it was only with the guidance of Perona’s ghost that he finally found the right direction.
One after another, classic, hilarious, yet extremely embarrassing and headache-inducing moments of getting lost for the parties involved (mainly Zoro and the Straw Hat Pirates), flashed by quickly on the light curtain like a kaleidoscope.
These clips have been carefully edited and accompanied by background music that is sometimes tragic and exciting (such as Zoro’s “determined” eyes that remain unyielding and try to find the right direction when he is lost), and sometimes funny (such as the various oolongs and embarrassing scenes caused by his getting lost).
This “lost compilation” vividly displays Roronoa Zoro’s incurable “directionlessness” that is deeply ingrained in his bones, and is full of strong dramatic contrasts.
On the one hand, he is the reliable swordsman with great strength and strong will, who is willing to sacrifice everything for his friends.
On the other hand, he is a person with zero sense of direction, who gets lost wherever he goes and always causes trouble for his companions.
These two completely different characteristics are perfectly integrated in him, forming a unique “God of Directionlessness” who makes people love and hate him, respect him and laugh at him.
When this “lost compilation” full of “tragic” and “funny” colors was finished playing, the audiences in all the heavens and worlds were completely laughing.
They discovered that this “God of Directionlessness” was simply the source of their happiness today!
Chapter 31: Audiences from all over the world burst into laughter
When the carefully edited “Collection of Famous Scenes of Roronoa Zoro’s Lost” full of “tragic” and “funny” colors was played on the light screen of the heavens, the entire heavens and the world seemed to have pressed the switch of joy.
The destructive power of this “Lost Collection” is really too great!
It uses the most intuitive, vivid, and most… unassuming way to fully and deeply portray the “God of Directionlessness” Sauron’s incurable “directionlessness” that is deeply ingrained in his bones and has won widespread recognition.
The audience from all the heavens and worlds, whether they are immortal emperors and demon lords with great cultivation, or ordinary mortals who can barely tie a chicken; whether they come from a highly developed technological civilization, or live in a primitive tribe that eats raw meat and drinks blood; whether they are humans, demons, elves, dwarves…
At this moment, all racial barriers, all cultural differences, and all opposing positions seemed to disappear temporarily.
They were all amused by the green-haired swordsman on the screen, who had three swords on his waist but could never find his way.
Waves of earth-shaking, heartfelt laughter filled with pure joy, like a tsunami, swept across every plane and every corner.
“Pfft—Hahahahahaha! I can’t take it anymore! I can’t take it anymore! My stomach! My stomach is going to explode from laughing!”
“This guy called Zoro! He… he’s such a living treasure! Hahahaha! Even getting lost can be so refreshing and unworldly, so… heart-wrenching!”
“The scene where they circled the Alabasta desert made me burst out laughing! His confident expression of ‘I clearly remember the way’, coupled with the desperate looks of everyone else afterwards, was a stroke of genius!”
“And he couldn’t find the main entrance to Judicial Island! Oh my god! Such a huge gate, and he missed it perfectly! His eyesight and sense of direction are unparalleled!”
“The scene with the Thriller Bark was a classic! He even got lost in the cabin! I doubt he’d get himself lost if he was locked in an empty room!”
“The funniest thing is, every time he gets lost, he looks so confident, as if it’s not him who’s at fault, but the world!”
Some of the most powerful people who are usually serious, solemn, and even cold-blooded can no longer hold back at this moment.
They may not laugh out loud like ordinary people, but the slightly twitching corners of their mouths and the fleeting smile in their eyes fully expose their true thoughts.
In the Perfect World, deep within a forbidden area, a supreme being, surrounded by chaotic energy and with an aura so terrifying that it could shatter the stars, saw the highlights of Zoro’s lost journey. In his eternally unchanging cold eyes, a rare trace of… ripples appeared.
He seemed to think of a junior of his who was equally unreliable, and the corners of his mouth couldn’t help but rise slightly in an almost imperceptible arc.
In the Douqi Continent, deep in the Soul Palace, the mysterious Soul Palace Master couldn’t help but let out an ambiguous chuckle when he saw Zoro’s bewildered expression after getting lost.
He felt that this so-called “God of Directionlessness” was much more interesting than those useless people under him who only knew how to kill and devour souls.
Even Fang Yuan from the Gu Realm, after seeing Sauron’s series of mind-numbingly confusing moves, his icy face, which had remained unchanged for thousands of years, rarely showed a hint of a smile… a very faint, almost negligible smile.
Of course, this smile was quickly replaced by deeper calculations and weighing of interests.
The “bullet screen area” at the edge of the light screen was now completely overwhelmed by “Hahahaha” and various smiley faces. It was so densely packed and layered that it was almost impossible to see any other comments.
……
As for the ‘hair-curling’ expression on Ainz-sama’s face right now, it’s definitely not fear! Rather, it’s the ultimate joy and feeling of ‘everything is under control’ that comes from seeing his plan being carried out step by step as planned, even exceeding expectations!
The more Demiurge thought about it, the more his deduction seemed “reasonable,” and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Lord Ainz’s wisdom was unfathomable and unattainable!
He had even begun to construct a whole astonishing plan in his mind about how “Lord Ainz had already understood the secrets of the parallel world and was using it to make a grand plan for the future development of Nazarick and its dominance in the universe”!
This plan may involve uniting powerful forces from other parallel worlds, or obtaining rare resources and technologies from other parallel worlds, or even ultimately conquering all parallel worlds and letting the reputation of the Great Tomb of Nazarick resound throughout the entire “Sea of Possibilities”!
“As expected of you, Lord Ainz! Your wisdom and foresight have long surpassed the limits of our imagination!”
Demiurge shouted excitedly in his heart, wishing he could immediately kneel at Ainz-sama’s feet and offer his highest respect and loyalty.
If Ainz Ooal Gown knew what Demiurge was thinking at the moment, he would probably be petrified on the spot and sigh helplessly, “That’s enough.”
However, he didn’t know.
He was still immersed in his own confusion and worry about the mystery of time travel.
Demiurge, on the other hand, was still immersed in his infinite admiration and imagination for “Lord Ainz’s wisdom, bravery, and meticulous planning.”
A strange and somewhat funny “information gap” and “cognitive misalignment” has formed between the two.
However, this is also the normal state of the daily operation of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, an organization full of the charm of “misunderstanding”.
Regardless, the appearance of the gem Onzelrich and his ability to “operate in parallel worlds” did indeed cast a stone of uneasy peace in the heart of Ainz Ooal Gown, and also provided Demiurge’s already extremely active “brain cells” with a broader imagination space.
JOJO’s Bizarre Adventure World, a parallel timeline that deviates from the main world line and is full of unknowns and possibilities.
Chapter 35: Sauron is speechless, his heart is complicated (old version)
A tall man with neatly combed blond hair, a handsome face but with an indescribable evil and majesty, was standing in front of a huge floor-to-ceiling window, gently stroking a colorful American flag hanging on the wall.
He is the 23rd President of the United States of America on this timeline – Ferdinand von Valentine (Funny Valentine).
At the same time, he was also the behind-the-scenes planner and ultimate beneficiary of the “Steele Ball Run” competition, which spanned the entire North American continent and was full of hardships and dangers.
He is also the holder of the powerful and strange Stand “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (D4C, Horrible Beast)”, and its nearly invincible form evolved after collecting all the “Saint Remains” – “D4C Love Train (Love Train)”!
At this moment, in front of President Valentine, through some unknown means, perhaps related to the power of the “Saint’s Remains”, the shadow of a golden scroll emerged, clearly showing the inventory content about the second magician gem Onzelrich.
When he saw the description of Bao Shi Weng’s ability to “freely travel, observe, and even interfere with countless parallel worlds to a certain extent”, his blue eyes, which always sparkled with shrewdness and ambition, did not reveal too much surprise or shock. Instead, a hint of interest flashed across his eyes, and one could even say that he had a hint of “meeting a worthy opponent”.
“A parallel world?”
A confident yet playful smile played at the corner of President Valentine’s mouth. His voice was deep and magnetic, filled with unquestionable authority. “It’s an interesting ability.”
He gently brushed over the shining stars on the American flag with his white-gloved fingers, as if caressing the fate of the entire country and even the entire world that he was about to take into his hands.
President Valentine is very familiar with the concept of “parallel world”.
Because the core ability of his stand “D4C” is that when it is sandwiched between two objects, it can freely travel between adjacent parallel worlds!
He can summon another “self” from a parallel world to bear damage on his behalf or fight against the enemy together.
He can even pull the “same person” from different parallel worlds into the same world, letting them annihilate each other due to their encounter, thus achieving the purpose of eliminating dissidents.
This ability is already strange and powerful.
And when his stand evolved into “D4CLoveTrain”, its ability reached an incredible, almost “invincible” level!
The “Love Train” can create a “dimensional gap” made of light surrounding the president.
Any “misfortune” or “attack” against the president will be absorbed by this gap and transferred to a random unlucky person in another parallel world!
The president himself will always be in a state of “lucky” and “unharmed”!
This is a nearly absolute defense, a rogue ability to transfer one’s own “misfortune” to the entire “parallel world”!
Therefore, when President Valentine saw the ability of Baozhu Weng to “operate in parallel worlds”, although he also acknowledged its power and mystery, deep down in his heart, he was still full of absolute confidence in the “D4C Love Train” that he controlled.
He turned around and looked out the window at the Washington Monument, a symbol of American glory. His tone was calm yet filled with unquestionable dominance:
“However, when it comes to traveling freely between parallel worlds and using the power of parallel worlds to achieve one’s own goals…”
He paused slightly, and the confident smile on his lips became more intense:
“My ‘Love Train’ is the strongest!”
“It can transfer all the misfortunes directed at me, all the obstacles that prevent me from achieving my great goal of ‘my heart and my actions are as clear as a mirror, and everything I do is just’, to other parallel worlds!”
“Let me remain invincible forever! Let me bring true happiness and glory to this country!”
President Valentine’s voice was filled with absolute confidence in his own abilities and unwavering faith in his own beliefs.
In his opinion, Bao Shi Weng’s “parallel world operation” may indeed be amazing in terms of “breadth” and “depth”, and can observe and interfere with countless worlds.
However, when it comes to the “efficiency” and “absoluteness” of “self-protection” and “achieving specific goals”, he firmly believes that his “D4C Love Train” is truly “invincible”!
After all, how could a being that can transfer all “misfortunes” away and leave only “luck” for itself fail?
This villain in the JOJO world, who also possesses the power of the “parallel world”, did not show much awe at the appearance of Jewel Ogg. Instead, he seemed to have found an interesting object for “ability comparison”.
His self-confidence stems from his deep understanding of his own stand abilities, as well as his obsession and determination to achieve his own “justice” at all costs.
The two completely different ways of “using the parallel world” between him and Bao Shi Weng undoubtedly show the audiences of all heavens and worlds a more diverse and more dangerous side of the concept of “possibility”.
Just as the world was amazed at the incredible “parallel world operation” ability of the second magician Gem Onzelrich, and all kinds of speculation and discussion were in full swing, the golden scroll floating in the void, its deep dark blue light curtain, flickered again, and a new change occurred.
The grand and solemn voice of narration also sounded again at the right time, with a fascinating sense of mystery in its tone:
“As you can see, the Second Magician, Kissia Zelrich Schubin-aug, possesses the Second Magic, ‘Kaleidoscope’, which grants him supreme authority to observe, travel through, and even, to a certain extent, interfere with countless parallel worlds.
This is a power that almost ‘operates’ the entire ‘sea of possibilities’, its profundity and mystery far beyond what can be fully described in a few words.”
“To allow you to more intuitively experience the tip of the iceberg of ‘magic’ and the infinite possibilities that the Second Magician’s ‘parallel world operation’ concept can present in different situations.”
The narrator’s voice paused slightly here, as if whetting everyone’s appetite.
“Next, I will present to you several IF (hypothetical) segments based on the concept of ‘parallel world operation’ by the Second Magician Gem Onzelrich.”
“IF line! IF line again!”
“Great! I love watching the IF line the most! I can see how these big guys perform in different worldviews!”
“I wonder what kind of ‘miracle’ will Jewel Ou reveal in this IF line?”
There was a sudden burst of excited discussion in the audience.
Chapter 36: Usopp is ecstatic and wants to hug his thigh (old version)
They have obviously been looking forward to this “IF line” segment that can show the different possibilities of the characters for a long time.
The narrator continued slowly:
“These IF line fragments are intended to show its possibilities in different situations, as well as the existence of ‘magic’, the tip of the iceberg that is enough to subvert common sense and create miracles.
Please wait and see.”
As soon as these words were spoken, all the audience subconsciously held their breath, their eyes filled with unprecedented anticipation and tension.
They knew that the previous inventory was only an explanation of the power of the Gem Master on a “theoretical level”.
Then the following IF line segment will show them in the most intuitive and shocking way what incredible and “unreasonable” things this second magician can do!
The “miracle” that truly subverts cognition may have just begun!
Everyone’s eyes were fixed on the dark blue light curtain with countless stars flowing through it, waiting for the arrival of the earth-shattering first IF line fragment.
IF fragment 1:
The image of the golden scroll was like a calm lake with a stone thrown into it, rippling layers of water. Then, a scene filled with despair and destruction suddenly appeared before all the viewers.
It was a blue planet whose technological level seemed to be almost the same as that of modern Earth, and was even slightly more advanced in some aspects.
However, at this moment, this beautiful planet is facing a catastrophe.
Above the planet’s synchronous orbit, there are tens of thousands of huge alien warships with hideous shapes and full of metallic textures floating densely!
Each of these warships is like a floating fortress, and its size is large enough to cover the sky and the sun.
They were arranged in a tight attack formation, with the black muzzles flashing a heart-pounding blue light, emitting a cold and cruel murderous intent.
The next moment, without any warning or intention of negotiation, the muzzles of those alien warships burst out with dazzling light at the same time!
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
Countless extremely thick beams of light containing terrifying destructive energy fell from the sky like the god of death’s scythe rain, bombarding the surface of the planet densely!
Boom boom boom——!!!
Violent explosions sounded one after another, resounding through the sky!
The earth is shaking and the sky is wailing!
Once-thriving cities, bombarded by these energy beams, were like building blocks thrown into a furnace, instantly reduced to burning ruins! Towering skyscrapers twisted and collapsed in the shockwaves of the explosions, turning into a cloud of dust.
The solid fortifications were as fragile as paper in the face of these energy attacks that were beyond the comprehension of conventional weapons and were easily torn apart.
Countless innocent people were engulfed in the flames of explosions or buried by collapsed buildings amidst desperate screams and wails, their lives as fragile as those of ants.
Panic, despair, destruction
These negative emotions, like a plague, are spreading rapidly across the planet.
This is a civilization heading towards its end.
Faced with such a huge technological gap and such ruthless space invaders, the humans on this planet seem to have no room for resistance and can only watch their homes being destroyed bit by bit in the artillery fire.
At this critical moment when civilization is about to be completely cut off——
A figure appeared silently, as if teleporting, above the earth, which was now pitch black and filled with alien warships.
He was dressed in simple clothes, like a medieval nobleman, his long silver hair fluttered gently in the breeze of the universe, and there was a faint, cynical smile on his face.
It was the second magician——Kishua Zelrich Schubin-aogu!
His appearance did not attract the attention of any alien warships, as if he did not exist in this dimension.
He just floated quietly in the space, his eyes calmly sweeping over the blue planet below that was being ravaged by war. There was not much emotional fluctuation in his eyes, neither pity nor anger. He was more like a passing traveler who accidentally saw a tragedy that was about to end.
Then he slowly extended a finger.
It was an old finger, yet full of power.
He gently and casually pointed at the empty space before him.
This action was understated, without any worldly air, as if he was just brushing off a speck of dust from his sleeve.
It seemed as if he was just retrieving some information, or performing some unknown “operation”.
The next moment, a miracle happened!
Those alien fleets that were originally aggressive and were carrying out a ruthless saturation bombardment on the earth suddenly, without any warning, fell into a huge chaos for unknown reasons!
The engines of some warships suddenly shut down, they lost power and floated aimlessly in space.
The weapon systems of some warships suddenly went out of control, turned their guns around, and fired fiercely at their friendly forces!
The command systems of some warships were completely paralyzed, and the internal communication channels were filled with panicked screams and chaotic commands!
In just a few seconds, the entire huge alien fleet changed from a tightly organized and well-coordinated war machine to a loose sand, and even began to kill each other!
The sound of the explosion still echoed in space.
But this time, it was those arrogant alien warships that exploded!
They are like ignited fireworks, blooming into gorgeous and deadly “flowers of death” against the dark background of the universe.
Just as this alien fleet fell into chaos and was unable to take care of itself——
From another direction of the universe, a deeper and more depressing shadow surged like a tide!
In that shadow, one can vaguely see the outlines of some unknown warships that are larger, more ferocious, and exuding a more terrifying aura!
This is a more powerful, “third-party” cosmic force!
The timing of their appearance was just right, as if they had calculated that the alien fleet attacking the Earth had fallen into civil strife and its combat effectiveness had been greatly reduced.
This mysterious third-party force, without any communication or hesitation, launched a devastating attack on the already chaotic alien fleet with thunderous force!
More terrifying energy beams and more intensive artillery coverage!
An even more brutal and one-sided cosmic war suddenly broke out in the sky above the Earth!
The final result is no surprise.
Chapter 37: The Envy of the Non-Europeans, the Birth of the European Emperor (Old Version)
…Running around blindly based on your feelings?”
An extremely absurd thought arose in Daz Bonis’s mind.
He thought back carefully, and many of Zoro’s attacks did seem a bit…unexpected.
He always seems to be able to attack from some tricky angles, making it difficult to defend against.
He originally thought that it was a deliberate tactic of Zoro, but what if… what if it was just an “accidental gain” from his getting lost?
“Impossible… This is ridiculous…” Daz Bonis shook his head, trying to deny this terrible idea.
But the clips played on the screen and the system’s authoritative commentary forced him to re-examine the battle of that year.
If Zoro is also in a state of “absolutely lost” during the battle, then his seemingly random movements will become unpredictable, making it difficult for his opponent, who is known for his precise calculations and iron defense, to grasp his moves.
The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became.
“Could it be that… I was defeated by a guy who… got lost in battle?”
This thought made Daz Bonis feel deeply powerless and… humiliated.
It’s terrifying when you think about it!
At the same time, in another place, the former CP9 member, the long-nosed swordsman Kaku, was also looking at the inventory on the light screen with a complicated expression.
Kaku is known for his unique four-sword style and agile body movements. His battle with Zoro on Judicial Island was also thrilling and dangerous.
When seeing the scene where Zoro couldn’t find the main entrance on Judicial Island and even got himself dizzy during the chase, Kaku couldn’t help but twitch the corners of his mouth slightly.
He recalled the scene when Zoro was running around in the tower of Judicial Island like a headless fly.
He originally thought that Sauron was deliberately teasing them, or looking for some special breakthrough.
But now it seems… that guy might really just… be lost.
“Damn it… If he hadn’t been lost at that time, but had concentrated on fighting me, then I…” A feeling of fear surged in Kaku’s heart.
He recalled that during the battle, some of Zoro’s attacks did seem a bit… abrupt and unreasonable.
He originally thought that was the characteristic of Zoro’s swordsmanship, but what if… what if Zoro was just swinging his sword randomly while lost, and ended up hitting the target accidentally?
“This guy…did he also rely on ‘getting lost’ to find attack opportunities during battle?”
Kaku felt that his worldview had been severely impacted.
He has always been proud of his speed and skills, believing that he can precisely control the rhythm of the battle.
But if the opponent is a “directionally challenged” person who doesn’t play by the rules at all and doesn’t even know where he will be next, then wouldn’t all his calculations and predictions become a joke?
“No wonder… No wonder I always felt that his movements were so strange and unpredictable…” Kaku muttered to himself, a trace of cold sweat seeping out of his forehead.
He began to feel fortunate that he was only defeated by Zoro, and not… “accidentally” killed by Zoro when he was lost.
This feeling of being “defeated by a lost guy” is so… depressing!
Not only Daz Bonis and Kaku, but also other enemies who had fought with Zoro and were impressed by his weird movements and unexpected attacks, the smiles on their faces gradually disappeared after seeing this “Lost Highlights” and systematic analysis.
They began to recall the details of the battle that year, and the more they thought about it, the more wrong they felt, and the more creepy they felt.
They originally thought they were facing a powerful swordsman with superb swordsmanship and rich combat experience.
But now it seems that they may also be facing a monster…who can be “absolutely lost” at any time and anywhere in battle, and can turn this “lost” into some unpredictable “advantage”…!
This realization made them feel deeply powerless and fearful.
It turns out that their loss back then… might have been even more “unfair” than they imagined!
In Wano Country, Onigashima, the huge skull-shaped building that symbolizes the absolute rule of the Beasts Pirates still exudes a terrifying aura.
(Or, if the plot timeline is different, Kaido could be wherever he is at the moment, such as drinking heavily in a banquet hall, or fighting a powerful enemy on a battlefield.
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Kaido, one of the Four Emperors known as the “strongest creature in the world”, is now lying on a huge animal skin blanket in an extremely heroic posture, holding a huge wine gourd in his hand, and occasionally tilting his head back to take a big gulp of spicy liquor.
When seeing Roronoa Zoro’s hilarious series of “lost highlights” and the incredible “precise breakthrough after getting lost on the battlefield” clip, Kaido’s face, which looked a little red due to being drunk, first showed a hint of confusion, and then he suddenly raised the wine gourd in his hand and drank the remaining wine in it!
“Gudong! Gudong! Gudong!”
The spicy wine slid down his throat, bringing a burning pleasure.
Then, he slammed the wine gourd to the ground and let out a deafening laugh filled with wildness and uninhibitedness:
“Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh—!!!”
Kaido’s laughter, like rolling thunder, echoed over the entire Onigashima (or wherever it was), causing the surrounding air to tremble slightly.
He laughed so hard that tears were about to come out.
“Hehehe! Interesting! Really interesting! This kid named Roronoa Zoro! Turns out he’s such a… such a ridiculously directionally challenged person! Hahahaha! I’m dying of laughter!”
Kaido smiled and slapped his thighs with his huge palms like palm-leaf fans.
He seemed to think that this was the funniest joke he had ever heard in his life.
However, as Kaido laughed, his laughter gradually stopped.
In his dragon eyes, which seemed a little blurry due to drunkenness, there flashed a hint of…sudden realization, and a hint of…disbelief.
He sat up straight abruptly, his huge body emitting a suffocating sense of oppression.
He scratched his hair that was as hard as steel needles, frowned, and fell into deep thought.
Chapter 38: Kakashis, Kamui’s Differences and Similarities (Old Version)
“Hehehe… I see… So that’s how it is…” Kaido muttered to himself, with a hint of inexplicable emotion in his voice.
He recalled the earth-shattering battle with the Straw Hat Pirates on the roof of Onigashima not long ago (or, depending on the plot timeline, it could be the past or the future).
In that battle, the little brat Roronoa Zoro left a very deep impression on him.
It wasn’t just because of his indomitable will and powerful swordsmanship that could hurt him, the “strongest creature”.
And more because… Zoro’s fighting style is so weird and totally unconventional!
Kaido clearly remembered that during the battle, Zoro was like a headless chicken, running around the battlefield! His movement trajectory was illogical, sometimes to the east, sometimes to the west, sometimes suddenly retreating, and sometimes rushing into some corners inexplicably.
At that time, Kaido thought that this was some kind of confusing tactic or special fighting technique deliberately used by the boy, trying to find his flaws through this irregular movement.
He had also felt a little annoyed because such a completely unpredictable opponent was indeed difficult to deal with.
Now it seems…
“Hehehe…it turns out that kid…was really lost at that time!!!”
Kaido slapped his thigh and let out a huge laugh full of “I see!”
He finally understood!
No wonder! No wonder that year on the roof of Ghost Island, he always felt that the guy was running around like a headless fly, but he always appeared in front of me at the most critical moment, or gave me a few hard blows from behind!
It turns out that wasn’t a brilliant tactic at all! Nor was it an accurate prediction!
Damn it, that kid got lost during the battle… again!
Then, relying on his unreasonable luck of being directionally challenged, he “accidentally” found the best time and position to attack him while getting lost!
“Ugh! What an… incredible guy!”
Kaido burst into laughter again, his laughter filled with surprise and… a hint of helplessness.
He thought of Zoro’s stubborn expression at that time, which said “This is how I’m going, what’s it to you” even though he was obviously lost, and he found it even funnier.
“No wonder… No wonder I always felt that something was wrong, but I couldn’t put my finger on it…” Kaido shook his head, with a helpless expression on his face.
He, the mighty Kaido, the strongest creature in the world, was actually fooled around by a… lost kid in the battle, and was even injured by the attack caused by his “lost” kid!
If I tell this to others, I’m afraid no one will believe it!
But now, looking at the “ironclad evidence” of getting lost on the screen, and the system’s authoritative “absolutely lost” certification, Kaido had to believe that such… outrageous things really existed in this world.
“Gee, gee! Straw Hat Luffy… the crew on his ship are really… abnormal guys!”
Kaido took another big sip of wine, with an inexplicable light flashing in his eyes.
He began to look forward to what kind of “surprises” the Straw Hat Pirates and this “God of Direction Losers” Zoro would bring him in the future.
Perhaps, it is precisely because of the existence of these guys who don’t play by the rules that this boring world becomes a little…more interesting?
Just when all the heavens and worlds were immersed in a sea of joy and shock because of the various “miracles” of the “God of Directionlessness” Roronoa Zoro, a strange change occurred again on the huge dark golden light curtain covering the sky!
The scene that was originally playing Zoro’s “Lost Highlights” suddenly paused slightly, then rippled like water waves and gradually disappeared.
Instead, the majestic, empty, emotionless system voice once again resounded in the depths of the soul of every living being.
This time, there seemed to be a hint of…imperceptible meaning in its voice, similar to “reward” or “welfare”?
“Given that the concept of the ‘God of Directionlessness’ has been successfully established across the universe, it has resonated widely and profoundly.”
The system voice spoke slowly, each word clear and distinct, as if making some important announcement.
“In recognition of its ultimate interpretation of the concept of ‘getting lost’ and the… uh… ‘unique fun’ it brings to the universe.”
The system voice seemed to have a tiny, almost negligible… pause here? As if it was weighing its words.
“Hereby, this system will grant [God of Directionlessness] Roronoa Zoro a passive blessing ability.”
“Passive blessing ability?!”
Hearing this, the audience from all over the world were cheered up!
They hadn’t expected that this “Conceptual Wonders Inventory” wasn’t just a simple display and evaluation, but actually… there were rewards?!
Although it is just a “passive blessing”, since it comes from this mysterious “Screen System of the Heavens”, it must be an extraordinary product!
For a moment, countless creatures held their breath and pricked up their ears, waiting for the system to announce the specific content of this “passive blessing”.
On the Thousand Sunny, Roronoa Zoro, who was originally squatting on the ground drawing circles with a look of despair on his face, couldn’t help but raise his head slightly when he heard that the system was going to give him a “passive blessing”. A hint of surprise and confusion flashed in his eyes.
“Reward? For me?”
Zoro was a little bit unbelievable.
He felt like he’d already been “publicly executed” by this damn “inventory” today, completely utterly beaten to a pulp. How could there even be a reward? Was it… a slap in the face followed by a sweet date?
Nami, Sanji, Usopp, Chopper and the others also stopped laughing and complaining, and showed curious expressions on their faces.
They also want to know what kind of “reward” the system will give to Sauron, the “God of Directionlessness”.
Amidst everyone’s expectant gazes, the system voice continued to announce:
“The passive ability granted is – ‘Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)’!”
“Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)”?!
What kind of ability is this? It sounds… pretty good.
Then, above the light curtain, below the golden ability name, several lines of more detailed skill descriptions slowly emerged:
Chapter 39: Survey Corps, Envious (Old Version)
[Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)]: This intuitive ability is passively triggered when the host, Roronoa Zoro, is ‘lost’ and not consciously searching for a specific target.
“Once triggered, there’s a certain probability (this probability is affected by various unknown factors, including but not limited to the host’s current Luck value, the energy fluctuations of the surrounding environment, and the system’s ‘mood’) that while lost, the person is more likely to discover hidden treasures, unexplored secrets, rare and exotic beasts, or encounter other unique opportunities that could have positive or negative consequences.”
“Note: The value and level of the ‘treasures’, ‘secret realms’, and ‘opportunities’ referred to by this ability are highly random. They could be worthless rags, or they could be a breathtaking adventure that could change your destiny.”
“Further note: The probability of triggering this ability is not 100%, and the results of the treasure hunt are not completely controllable.
The final right of interpretation belongs to this system. “
When this detailed skill description was clearly displayed before the eyes of all living beings in the heavens and myriad worlds, the entire world fell into a… strange silence.
“puff–!!!”
Countless people burst into laughter again!
“Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)?! Hahahaha! This name is ridiculous! It even has the word ‘fake’ in it!”
“Passively triggered while ‘Lost’?! Easier to find treasure?! This… isn’t this officially certified as Zoro’s ability to ‘get lost and find treasure’?!”
“The probability is also affected by the system’s ‘mood’?! This system is too capricious! Hahahaha!”
“It sounds outrageous, but if you think about it carefully, this ability… seems to be quite practical! For someone like Master Zoro who gets lost wherever he goes, it’s a skill tailor-made for him!”
“Will Lord Zoro be able to find treasures wherever he goes in the future? I’m so envious!”
The barrage area was once again flooded with all kinds of joyful complaints and envious remarks.
On the Thousand Sunny, after hearing the description of the skill “Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)”, the expressions on the faces of the Straw Hat Pirates were different and wonderful.
Luffy was still the most innocent. He jumped up excitedly and shouted, “Wow! Zoro is so awesome! We will be able to find lots of treasures in the future! Great! Let’s have a party! Let’s have a party to celebrate Zoro’s new ability!”
Nami’s eyes instantly burst out with a sound a hundred times stronger than when she saw the “Tears of Stars” before, and it was called “Bailey! Bailey! Bailey!”
Golden light! She rushed to Zoro’s side, holding Zoro’s arms tightly with both hands, her voice trembling slightly with excitement:
“Zoro! Zoro! Did you hear that?! ‘Treasure hunter’s intuition’! It might have the word ‘fake’ in it, but it’s still treasure hunting! From now on…from now on, the finances of our Straw Hat Pirates will depend entirely on you! You must try your best to get lost! Get lost more! Find more treasure for us! Got it?!”
Nami’s expression at this moment was as if she had seen a moving, inexhaustible treasure house! She seemed to have seen countless gold and silver treasures waving at her!
Sanji also had a surprised expression on his face. He stroked his chin and said thoughtfully, “Treasure hunter’s intuition? That sounds good.
However, this ability is triggered when in the ‘lost’ state… In other words, this kid will continue to get lost in the future, and may even get even more lost? Tsk, what a troublesome guy.
Although he said this, his eyes also held a hint of… anticipation. After all, if he could really find some rare ingredients, it would be a great thing for him as a chef.
Usopp and Chopper looked at each other, their faces showing expressions of envy and some worry.
“Zoro…he…he won’t really become a monster who only knows how to get lost and hunt for treasure, right?”
Usopp muttered quietly.
“Then… then should we often go on ‘adventures’ with him to hunt for treasure?”
There was also a glimmer of curiosity in Chopper’s eyes.
Franky and Brook also had an expression of “What a wonderful world” on their faces.
They felt that Zoro’s “difficulty in finding directions” had evolved to a level that they could not understand at all.
As the center of all these events, Roronoa Zoro himself, who was forcibly given the passive skill “Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)” by the system, had an expression at this moment… frozen.
He stood there blankly, with the still conspicuous big bag on his head, listening to the system’s emotionless announcement and the various, complex discussions of his companions around him.
His mouth opened slightly, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end, it just turned into a long sigh full of helplessness and frustration.
His expression was extremely complicated.
There was anger, resentment, shame, helplessness, confusion, and even a hint of… a tiny expectation that he himself was not even aware of?
This “treasure hunter’s intuition (fake)” skill is undoubtedly a handful of…sugar sprinkled on the bloody wound of his “directionlessness”?
Is it sweet?
Maybe a little bit.
After all, who doesn’t want to find treasure?
But more of it is… bitter!
Because the prerequisite for this skill is that he must be in a “lost” state!
Isn’t this a disguised admission that he is a hopelessly directionally challenged person?!
Moreover, the word “fake” is added after the name of this skill! This is simply a naked mockery!
Zoro felt like his heart was filled with a mixture of all sorts of flavors, sweet, sour, bitter, spicy, and salty, all flooding into his mind.
He didn’t know whether he should be happy or depressed, whether he should thank this inexplicable system or draw his sword to chop it down.
In the end, all the emotions turned into a powerless sigh.
He silently raised his head, glanced at the huge light curtain in the sky, then glanced at his companions around him with different expressions, and finally, he cast his gaze at the boundless sea in the distance.
He felt that his future adventures would probably become more… tortuous and bizarre, and more… unpredictable because of this “treasure hunter’s intuition (fake)”.
I can only…
Chapter 40: Tanjiro sighs, the smell is hard to find (old version)
Silently endure all this, the “gift” from this damn system of heavens.
After all, resistance…seems to be of no use.
And, what if… what if we can really find something good?
For example… a legendary sword? Or… a secret manual that could improve swordsmanship?
A small expectation quietly rose in Zoro’s heart…a small expectation that he himself was unwilling to admit.
Chapter 36: Usopp is ecstatic and wants to hug his thigh
Just as Roronoa Zoro was feeling mixed emotions and fell into deep self-doubt and a hint of indescribable anticipation due to the passive skill “Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)” granted by the system, on the deck of the Thousand Sunny, another person’s emotions were completely opposite to his, and he was in ecstasy like a volcanic eruption!
This person is naturally the sniper of the Straw Hat Pirates, the great navigator (self-proclaimed) who calls himself “GOD Usopp” – Usopp!
When the system’s majestic and hollow voice clearly announced the skill description of “Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)”, especially the sentence “This intuition will be passively triggered when the host is in the ‘lost’ state, with a certain probability that it will be easier to discover hidden treasures, secret places or encounter strange opportunities while lost”, Usopp’s eyes, which had originally been wide open because of Zoro’s “miracle of directionality”, instantly, at a speed visible to the naked eye, turned into two sparkling, greedy and eager… Bailey symbols!
“￥o￥!!!”
The moment his brain heard the key words “treasure”, “secret realm”, and “fate”, it automatically ignored the unimportant modifiers such as “lost state”, “certain probability”, “not 100%”, “system mood”, etc.
In his mind, there was only one extremely clear and tempting thought left – getting rich! Going to get rich!
“Wa …
A scream sharper than the cry of a seagull, more deafening than a tsunami, filled with surprise, excitement, and disbelief, suddenly burst out from Usopp’s throat, almost overturning the deck of the Thousand Sunny!
He suddenly jumped up from the ground as if he was hit by an electric current, his body trembling violently with extreme excitement, and his iconic long nose swayed up and down exaggeratedly due to his emotional excitement.
He took two steps at a time and rushed towards Zoro, who was still squatting on the ground and immersed in complicated emotions, like an arrow!
“Zoro! Zoro! My good brother! My good friend! My… God of Wealth!”
Usopp ran while shouting incoherently, his voice full of flattery and… a hint of madness.
His eyes, which had turned into Pele symbols, stared at Zoro as if he was looking at a moving, inexhaustible mountain of gold!
“Did you hear that?! Zoro! Did you hear that?!”
Usopp rushed in front of Zoro, and because he was going too fast, he almost couldn’t stop the car and crashed directly into Zoro.
He grabbed Zoro’s shoulders tightly with both hands and shook him hard, as if trying to force this great news into Zoro’s mind.
“The system master said it! The more lost you get! The easier it is to find good things! Treasures! Secret realms! Wonderful encounters! Oh my god! This… this is a magical skill tailor-made for you! No! This is a magical skill tailor-made for us, the Straw Hat Pirates, to make us rich!”
Usopp’s saliva was flying everywhere, and his facial expression seemed a little distorted due to extreme excitement, but his eyes flashing with the Bailey symbol were frighteningly bright.
He seemed to have seen that in the near future, Zoro, relying on his two magical skills of “absolutely getting lost” and “treasure hunter’s intuition (fake)”, would lead the Straw Hat Pirates to “get lost” in various remote Jedi secret realms, and then “accidentally” discover one earth-shaking ancient treasure after another, and obtain one mysterious prop after another that could change the world!
As Zoro’s most loyal treasure-hunting partner, the great God Usopp naturally gets a piece of the action—no, a huge pot of gold! From then on, he reaches the pinnacle of his life, marries a beautiful and wealthy woman (Miss Kaya), becomes a true warrior of the sea, and possesses untold wealth and endless splendor!
“Zoro! My good Zoro!”
Usopp’s voice became a little hoarse due to excitement. He looked at Zoro, his eyes filled with unprecedented eagerness and…desire.
“From now on! If you get lost next time, you must! You must! You must take me with you! Please!”
As Usopp spoke, he actually fell to his knees in front of Zoro with a “thump”, and hugged Zoro’s thick thighs tightly with his hands, with an extremely flattering and servile smile on his face.
“Brother Zoro! Uncle Zoro! God of Wealth Zoro! As long as you take me with you when you get lost, I, Usopp, will serve you like a slave from now on, always at your service, without a second thought! You tell me to go east, I won’t go west (even though you might go west yourself)! You tell me to beat a dog, I won’t chase a chicken! As long as I can go treasure hunting with you and make a fortune! I’m willing to do anything!”
Usopp hugged Zoro’s thighs and cried with tears and snot (of course, the tears were fake and the snot was squeezed out). His look of being willing to do anything for wealth simply showed his nature as an “opportunist” and a “fence-sitter” to the extreme.
He imagined that in the future, thanks to Zoro’s “directionally challenged treasure hunt” ability, he could create more powerful weapons, possess more luxurious equipment, and fulfill all his boasts, becoming a true hero of the sea! That picture was simply too beautiful!
Zoro was taken aback by Usopp’s sudden “enthusiasm”.
He looked down at Usopp, who was hugging his thighs, crying loudly, with Bailey symbols all over his face, and felt that the big bump on his head seemed to hurt even more.
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and the veins on his forehead began to throb uncontrollably again.
He really wanted to kick this noisy guy away, but seeing Usopp’s “true feelings” and the eyes of his friends around him who were watching the show, he finally… held back.
“Get out of here! You idiot!”
Zoro growled in annoyance and tried to break free from Usopp’s “entanglement”.
Chapter 41: A break from review, the top 20 (old version)
However, Usopp held her too tightly, like a piece of taffy, and she couldn’t get rid of it no matter how hard she tried.
“No! Lord Zoro! I won’t get up unless you agree to my request! I will cling to your thighs until you agree to take me with you to get lost and search for treasure!”
Usopp acted like a rogue, his voice full of “firm” belief.
The deck of the Thousand Sunny was once again plunged into chaos and noise because of Usopp’s “ecstasy”.
Nami looked at this scene, and was stunned for a moment, then a glimmer of sudden enlightenment flashed in her eyes.
She also seemed to realize the huge potential of Zoro’s “treasure hunter’s intuition (fake)” skill!
“Yeah! Usopp has a point!”
Nami clapped her hands suddenly, and a smile full of greed and desire appeared on her face, just like Usopp’s. “Zoro! Next time you get lost, you must hand over all the treasures you find! This is the common property of our Straw Hat Pirates! Not a single cent less!”
Sanji shook his head, exhaled a puff of smoke, and showed a helpless expression on his face: “These two money-grubbers… are really hopeless.
However, it would be nice if we could really find some legendary ingredients.”
Luffy still looked at everything happening in front of him with an innocent look on his face. He didn’t quite understand why Usopp and Nami suddenly became so excited.
In his opinion, treasures are far less important than delicious meat.
Roronoa Zoro, the focus of all this, felt like his head was about to explode.
Not only does he have to endure the “public execution” from all the heavens and worlds, but he also has to endure the inexplicable “gifts” from the system. Now, he is treated as a “mobile treasure house” and a “tool for making money” by the two unreliable partners on his ship!
He felt that his dignity as a swordsman had been completely shattered into pieces at this moment.
“That’s enough! You bastards!!”
A roar filled with grief, anger and helplessness burst out from Zoro’s throat again.
Unfortunately, this time, his roar didn’t seem to have much effect.
Because, in the face of the huge temptation of “getting rich”, Usopp and Nami’s “fighting power” is infinite…
In the universe, countless unlucky creatures, who thought they had extremely bad luck and were extremely unlucky in everything they did, as if they were abandoned by the goddess of fate and could not draw a good lot for thousands of years, shed bitter tears of envy, jealousy, and deep hatred when they saw on the light curtain that the “God of Directionlessness” Roronoa Zoro not only obtained the “Godhood” for “getting lost”, but was even given an extra passive skill called “Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)” by the system.
“Wuwuwu… Why? Why?!”
In a certain world of cultivating immortals, there was a hapless cultivator who had been mocked by his fellow disciples as “the most useless of useless” because he had not been able to successfully establish a foundation for hundreds of years. At this moment, he was beating his chest and stamping his feet, howling to the sky, his voice filled with endless grief and unwillingness.
“I get lost every day! From childhood to adulthood, I’ve rarely taken the right path! I can get lost in a neighboring country when I go out to buy soy sauce! I can get lost in a monster’s lair when I’m in seclusion practicing! I get lost all the time! Why can’t I find treasure?! Why can’t I encounter a magical encounter?! Why do I always get chased by monsters and abducted by human traffickers? This isn’t fair! This is so unfair!”
The more he spoke, the more excited he became, and the more aggrieved he felt. At the end, he even burst into tears, as if he wanted to vent all the resentment he had accumulated in his life at once.
In another world of magic and swords, an unlucky adventurer who always missed out on treasures in various adventures and even could only get a reply of “Thank you for your patronage” when he opened a treasure chest, was now facing the light curtain in the sky and silently shedding two lines of tears.
“Back then, I was a young man full of ambition and ambition. I embarked on an adventurous journey with the beautiful dream of becoming a dragon slayer and marrying a princess.
What was the result? He didn’t kill the dragon, he didn’t marry the princess, but he went hungry every day because he got lost, and missed all kinds of opportunities because of bad luck.
The protagonist can pick up a secret manual just by falling off a cliff, but I can only break my leg if I fall off a cliff! The protagonist can meet a hidden master just by entering a cave, but I can only encounter a hungry wild bear when I enter a cave!
He wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, looked at Zoro’s face on the light screen, which looked a little innocent because he was lost, and the pile of glittering “Tears of the Stars” under his feet, the sadness in his heart was simply indescribable in words.
“Forget about being directionally challenged… but can someone with a directionally challenged personality actually hunt for treasure?! Is this… is there any justice in this world?! Is there any law in this world?! Does this mean that looks are still everything? (Although Zoro isn’t bad looking either) Or is it that even the attribute of ‘directionally challenged’ is categorized into different levels, with some destined for bad luck, while others can become ‘gods’ and even possess the ability to hunt for treasure?!”
This “unlucky” adventurer felt that his three views had been subjected to an unprecedented huge impact.
He began to wonder if he had chosen the wrong “difficulty mode” for his life from the very beginning.
Not only them, but countless creatures in every corner of the universe who have similar “unlucky” experiences as them, now feel the same and sympathize with them.
Some of them drowned their sorrows in alcohol in the tavern, drinking cheap beer while cursing at the light curtain and accusing their fate of being unfair.
Some of them were in their thatched huts, silently drawing circles and cursing the “European dog” named Roronoa Zoro (although Zoro himself might not know the meaning of this word).
Others began to seriously consider whether they should also try… to get lost even harder. Perhaps, by getting lost, they could, like the great Sauron, trigger some hidden treasure-hunting talent.
Of course, this unrealistic idea was quickly denied by themselves.
Because they knew clearly that their own “getting lost” and Zoro’s “absolute getting lost” were not in the same dimension at all.
In sharp contrast to the envy, jealousy and hatred of these “non-Africans” are those “European Emperors” who are already lucky and can even be said to be “sons of luck”.
After seeing Zoro acquire the skill “Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)”, they were somewhat surprised, but more of a feeling…
Chapter 42: The afterglow is still there, looking forward to the sequel (old version)
…It’s the excitement and curiosity of meeting a worthy opponent, or in other words, finding a “like-minded person”.
“Oh? You can find treasure just by getting lost? This physique is quite interesting.”
In a certain immortal world, a young monk, blessed with great fortune, could find rare treasures wherever he went and met benefactors who helped him. He looked at Sauron on the screen with a playful smile on his face, “It seems that this ‘God of Directionlessness’ is also a person favored by ‘Fate’.
However, his way of ‘favoring’ is a little too… unique.”
He began to think, if he also tried to “pretend to be lost”, or when searching for treasure, deliberately not looking at the map, not identifying the direction, and relying entirely on intuition to walk, would he also be able to trigger a similar “treasure hunting aura”?
“Perhaps, within this ‘lost path’, there lies some…unknown path to ‘treasure hunting’?”
There was a glint of eagerness in the eyes of this “European Emperor” monk.
In another world full of fantasy, there is a “chosen girl” who possesses the passive skill of “Blessing of the Goddess of Luck”, which can turn danger into safety no matter what she does, and can even bring good luck to the people around her. After seeing Zoro’s “miracle”, she also smiled sweetly.
“Hehe, this Mr. Zoro seems a bit like me! Although he always gets lost and seems unlucky, actually, good things always happen to him! This must be a kind of… very powerful ‘luck’!”
She began to think, if she teamed up with this “God of Directionlessness,” Sauron, to go on an adventure, wouldn’t that be… a powerful combination, invincible? One responsible for finding treasures while getting lost, the other for providing a lucky aura. What a perfect pairing!
Just like that, because of the appearance of the “God of Direction Losers” Roronoa Zoro and his “treasure hunter’s intuition (fake)”, the “non-Africans” in all the heavens and worlds collectively fell into a sea of tears of envy, jealousy and hatred, while those “European Emperors” began to get ready and eager to try, trying to get a taste of the coveted “treasure hunter halo” from this weird “God of Concepts”.
A “metaphysical” discussion centered around “luck” and “getting lost,” filled with absurdity and joy, quietly arose in the heavens and all realms.
And if Roronoa Zoro, the instigator of all this, knew that his “directionlessness” attribute had actually triggered such widespread and profound “philosophical speculation” in the universe, I’m afraid the big bump on his head would directly increase to three.
In the world of Naruto, in the Hidden Leaf Village, under the Hokage Rock.
Hatake Kakashi, the elite jonin who is known as the “Copy Ninja” and “Sharingan Kakashi” and is feared by the ninja world, is currently holding his ever-present copy of “Intimate Paradise” in one hand, with the other hand habitually placed in his pocket. The iconic black mask on his face hides most of his expression, revealing only a pair of eyes that appear lazy but are actually extremely sharp, quietly gazing at the light curtain of the heavens in the sky.
He was also full of curiosity and vigilance about this sudden “conceptual inventory”.
Especially when seeing the series of incredible space jumping abilities of the “God of Direction Losers” Roronoa Zoro, and the final “Direction Losers Force Field” that could distort the enemy’s cognition, Kakashi’s brows covered by the mask could not help but frown slightly.
In his mind, an image of another person who possessed similar spatial abilities, who was once his best friend but later became his lifelong enemy, emerged involuntarily – Uchiha Obito, and his unique Mangekyō Sharingan technique, “Kamui”.
“Kamui… can distort space, suck itself or objects it touches into another space, teleport over long distances, or achieve a hollow state that cannot be captured by physical attacks…” Kakashi silently recalled the various characteristics of “Kamui” in his heart, and a complex emotion flashed in his eyes.
He compared Zoro’s “lost teleportation” of “a thousand miles in one step” on the light curtain with Obito’s “Kamui”.
“From the effects, both seem to have the ability to distort space and achieve ultra-long-distance movement. They do have some similarities.”
Kakashi thought to himself.
“However, the two are completely different in principle and form of expression.”
He continued to analyze, “Obito’s Kamui is an active technique that consumes a lot of eye power and chakra.
Although the starting point and end point of its transmission are subject to some restrictions, they can generally be precisely controlled.
Furthermore, the Divine Might’s ability to transform into a virtual form is a powerful means of both offense and defense.”
“And the ‘lost’ of Lord Sauron, the ‘God of Directionlessness’, is more like a kind of… passive, completely uncontrollable, even chaotic and disorderly spatial disturbance.
He himself seemed completely unaware that he was using his spatial abilities, and the results of his teleportation were filled with great randomness and uncertainty, often completely contrary to his own wishes.”
Kakashi remembered Zoro’s confused expression, as if he wanted to go to the kitchen, but ended up on a deserted island, and the corners of his mouth couldn’t help but twitch slightly.
“However, it is this seemingly chaotic and disorderly ‘lost path’ that often turns out to be unexpectedly… effective.
Whether it’s accidentally avoiding danger, stumbling upon treasure, or the ‘direction-defect force field’ that can throw enemies off balance… all of this suggests that behind this ‘passive loss of direction’ lies a deeper and more unfathomable force… perhaps even involving ‘fate’ or ’cause and effect’.”
Kakashi’s eyes became a little deeper.
He recalled the legends circulating in the ninja world about the “Child of Destiny” and the “Child of Prophecy”.
Those who are favored by fate always seem to be able to create miracles and change the future under all kinds of impossible situations.
“Although Lord Zoro seems to be hopelessly directionally challenged, perhaps this ‘absolute loss of direction’ is also… a form of ‘fate’s guidance’ in another way?”
A bold guess arose in Kakashi’s mind.
“The two (Divine Might and Absolute Lost) are completely different in their principles of space utilization. One is orderly control, and the other is disorderly disturbance.
But they have all reached a certain… incredible and incomprehensible level in the field of space application.
Chapter 43: Guessing the Worlds, Various Concepts (Old Version)
Kakashi gently closed the “Intimate Paradise” in his hand. He felt that compared with the various strange stories revealed by the “Concept God Inventory” in front of him, the novel in his hand seemed a little… boring.
He began to look forward to whether there would be other “concept gods” with similar “divine power” that could distort space or possess other incredible abilities in the subsequent inventory.
The appearance of Zoro, the “God of Direction Losers”, also gave him some new thoughts on his understanding of “power”.
Perhaps, true strength is not only reflected in the amount of chakra or the power of ninjutsu, but may also exist in some… more unexpected and more “conceptual” ways.
In the world of Attack on Titan, Paradis Island, within the towering city walls.
This is a world full of despair and struggle.
In order to avoid the terrifying man-eating monsters called “giants” outside the wall, humans were forced to huddle within three huge walls and barely survive.
The Survey Corps is the only army in this world that dares to step out of the city walls and fight the Titans head-on.
They are the last hope of mankind and also the heroes who sacrificed the most tragically.
At this moment, in a temporary base of the Survey Corps, a group of young soldiers who had just finished brutal training or returned from investigations outside the wall, exhausted both physically and mentally, were gathered together, looking at the light curtains in the sky with complicated expressions.
To them, this sudden light curtain and the “concept gods” from another world listed on it seemed like a fairy tale, full of unreality.
However, when they saw that Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”, could rely on his incredible “get lost” attribute to easily break out of the enemy’s carefully laid encirclement, and even accidentally destroy the enemy’s headquarters, causing them to collapse without a fight…
These members of the Survey Corps, who had experienced countless life-and-death tests in battles with Titans and witnessed the sacrifice of countless comrades, all had expressions of immense envy, or even jealousy, on their faces.
“Wow… this guy… is so powerful…” Jean Kirchstein, the young man who once dreamed of joining the gendarmerie and living a comfortable life, was now staring at Zoro on the light screen with wide eyes in disbelief, his voice full of amazement.
He thought of the heavy price he and his companions paid every time they carried out a mission outside the wall in order to avoid the giants’ pursuit and to break out of the giants’ encirclement.
Every breakthrough means blood and sacrifice, and means that companions will fall forever.
“If only…if only our Survey Corps had this…the ability to ‘solve problems by getting lost’!”
Jean couldn’t help but let out a long sigh, his tone full of helplessness and longing.
“Yeah yeah!”
Next to him, Connie Springer nodded vigorously, a smile of envy and naiveté on his face. “This guy is so good! He got lost and solved the problem! And he looks so innocent! It’s so infuriating!”
Connie thought of his companions who had died due to misjudgment or being surrounded by giants, and an inexplicable sadness welled up in his heart.
How great it would be if they could be like Zoro and escape danger by being “confused”.
“What do you think,” Sasha Blossom, another female member of the Survey Corps, mumbled while chewing on a roasted sweet potato she had found from nowhere, “if we let this guy named Zoro lead our Survey Corps into battle, what would happen?”
She blinked her eyes, which always gleamed with a desire for food, and continued, “The enemy will surely be confused by his elusive movements, right? We might actually be able to win without a single drop of blood! And then we could seize tons of food!”
Sasha’s focus is always on food.
“Stop dreaming, Sasha!”
Jean rolled his eyes at her in annoyance. “This guy may look powerful, but he’s definitely lost! What if he leads us and gets lost among the giants? We won’t even have anywhere to cry!”
Although he said this, in his heart, he couldn’t help but have a little…whimsical expectation for Sasha’s proposal.
If… if there really is such a “god of direction” who “sent from heaven” to help them fight against the giants, then can the fate of their Paradis Island… really be changed?
The commander of the Survey Corps, Erwin Smith, and Corporal Levi Ackerman, were also staring at the light screen with serious expressions.
There was a glint of wisdom and thought in Erwin’s eyes.
He did not regard Zoro’s “getting lost” as a simple luck or coincidence like the younger members did.
He keenly realized that behind this “absolute loss of direction” might be hidden some kind of incredible power… powerful enough to change the course of the battle.
“If this ‘lost path’ truly defies logic and common sense, and even turns against those who attempt to restrain it…” Erwin pondered silently in his mind, “Then, in certain specific circumstances, it might… truly become a… surprising ‘weapon’.”
Sergeant Levi still had an expressionless face and cold eyes.
But if you look closely, you will find that his hand holding the teacup tightened slightly.
He thought of his men who had sacrificed their hearts for the freedom of mankind.
If… if they could have even a little bit of Zoro’s “luck” to “escape danger”, perhaps… not so many people would have died.
“Tsk, a bunch of guys who only rely on luck.”
Sergeant Levi snorted in his heart, but a hint of…imperceptible complex emotions flashed in his eyes.
For the members of the Survey Corps who have lived on the brink of despair and death for years and fought bloody battles for the survival of humanity, the appearance of “the god of directionality” Zoro and his incredible “miracles” undoubtedly brought them an unprecedented… shock full of absurdity and hope.
They envied Zoro’s “luck”, envied his ability to “accidentally” defeat powerful enemies, and envied his ability to “accidentally” find precious treasures.
Chapter 44: Sauron’s Name Resounds Across Other Worlds (Odd) (Old Version)
Because these are things they dream of but are out of reach.
In the world of Demon Slayer, in an unknown mountain.
Tanjiro Kamado, the kindhearted young man who embarked on the journey of slaying demons in order to turn his sister Nezuko back into a human, is now carrying a wooden box containing Nezuko on his back, and trudging along the rugged mountain road with his companions Zenitsu Agatsuma and Inosuke Hashibira.
They had just finished a fierce battle with an evil ghost. Although they successfully killed the evil ghost, they also paid a considerable price. All three of them looked a little tired.
As they took a short break, the light curtains of the heavens in the sky came clearly into their sight.
Tanjiro’s heart was filled with curiosity and a hint of awe about this sudden strange phenomenon in the world, as well as the “concept gods” from another world listed above.
With his sharp sense of smell that far exceeds that of ordinary people, he can clearly distinguish the scents of various ghosts and humans. He can even track the target’s whereabouts and judge the other party’s emotions and strength through smell.
However, when he saw the mysterious and completely unpredictable “lost” trajectory of Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness” on the light curtain, and the system’s explanation of being “absolutely lost”, Tanjiro’s face, which always had a gentle smile, couldn’t help but reveal a hint of confusion and solemnity.
He subconsciously frowned and his nose twitched slightly, as if trying to imagine what the situation would be like if he were to track down this “God of Direction Lost”.
“This… Mr. Zoro’s scent… I’m afraid it will be very difficult to track.”
Tanjiro thought silently in his heart.
He analyzed carefully: “If he has been moving irregularly and illogically, then the scent emitted from his body and the scent trails he left along the way will become extremely chaotic and thin.
Even with my keen sense of smell, I’m afraid it would be difficult to accurately determine his true whereabouts and intentions from this chaotic mix of smells.”
Tanjiro thought of the cunning demons he had tracked before.
Some evil spirits would deliberately create false scent traces or use special environments to cover up their own scent, causing him considerable trouble.
But the methods of those evil spirits are nothing compared to the “absolute loss of direction” of Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”.
Zoro’s “getting lost” was not intentional, but an instinctive, unpredictable behavior that even he himself could not control.
“His movements are like the wind that moves freely in the mountains and forests. It is impossible to catch or understand it.”
Tanjiro sighed softly, and felt an inexplicable…admiration for this “god of directionality” in his heart?
He felt that if he really wanted to become an enemy of Mr. Sauron (of course, he didn’t want that), then his proud olfactory tracking ability would probably be greatly reduced or even completely ineffective.
“Zenitsu, Inosuke, did you see that?”
Tanjiro turned around and said to his two companions, “Mr. Zoro, even though he always seems to be lost, it seems… he always encounters good things!”
At this moment, Zenitsu Agatsuma was holding his head, trembling, with an expression of fear on his face.
He was not paying attention to Sauron’s “getting lost” and “treasure hunting”, but was frightened by the battle scenes on the light screen and the ferocious enemies.
“Waaaaah! This is so scary! This is so scary! There are battles everywhere! There are monsters everywhere! I don’t want to see it! I don’t want to see it! Tanjiro! Let’s get out of here! I feel like we’re going to die soon!”
Zenitsu cried out in a crying voice.
And Hashibira Inosuke still looked fearless and self-centered.
He wore a boar head mask on his head, held two Sun Blades in his hands, and looked at Zoro on the screen excitedly, letting out a meaningless howl:
“Ohhh! That green-haired guy! He looks so strong! Rush like a pig! Rush like a pig! I want to be like him! Defeat all the enemies! Find all the treasures!”
Inosuke obviously did not understand the true meaning of “directionally challenged”. He simply thought that Zoro was very powerful, good at fighting, and could find good things, which was in line with his standard of “strong man”.
Tanjiro looked at his two companions with very different personalities and smiled helplessly.
He once again cast his gaze towards the light curtain in the sky, his heart filled with curiosity and a hint of…yearning for this “God of Direction Losers” from another world.
He hoped that he could be like Mr. Zoro and have that kind of… “luck” that allows him to escape danger and ultimately find light and hope even when in trouble or lost.
Although, he knew that his path was destined to be full of hardships and tribulations and that he could not rely on simple “luck”.
But he will still be like Mr. Sauron, never give up and keep moving forward!
Chapter 41: A break from inventory, the top 20 are fixed
On the light curtain of the heavens, the skill description of “Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)” of Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”, gradually became blurred like a sand painting blown by the breeze, and finally disappeared without a trace.
Instead, it is a carefully composed still picture full of visual impact.
In the center of the picture is the heroic figure of Roronoa Zoro.
He was wearing his iconic dark green Japanese robe and had three famous swords on his waist – the pure white scabbard of Wado Ichimonji, the dark red scabbard of Sandai Kitetsu, and the dark and heavy scabbard of Shusui, all clearly visible.
He held the knife in both hands, posing in a fighting stance, his eyes sharp as an eagle, full of indomitable will and strong self-confidence.
However, in sharp contrast to his image of a majestic and murderous swordsman is the background behind him.
The background was not a magnificent battlefield, nor a scenic spot, but… a “Lost Scene Picture” composed of various classic scenes that he had been “lost” to, skillfully pieced together using montage techniques!
Among them, there is the vast, hopeless desert of Alabasta; the intricate, maze-like streets of Water City; the towering tower of Judicial Island, with no main entrance; the eerie and strange cabin of the Terror Bark, with its constant collisions with walls; and even…
Chapter 45: Eagle Eyes Pondering, Sword Path Lost (Old Version)
…on some unknown island, in a dense forest where he had gotten himself dizzy chasing a butterfly…
These lost scenes filled with “blood and tears” are like silent mockery, making Zoro’s “glorious image” of the “god of directionality” even more… deeply rooted in people’s hearts.
In the upper left corner of this still picture full of dramatic contrasts, two huge and eye-catching golden characters – “TOP20” – shine brightly, emitting an unquestionable aura of authority.
This clearly announced that the review of Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Direction Losers”, has officially ended.
At the moment this frozen image appeared, the system’s majestic yet hollow voice, devoid of any emotion, once again resounded within the souls of every living being, delivering its final closing statement:
“A divine inventory of the concepts of all heavens and worlds.”
“Inventory complete.”
Just a few short sentences, like the final judgment, completely and permanently tied the “God of Directionlessness”, a “godhood” full of flaws and cuteness, and the hilarious “divine skill” of “absolutely getting lost”, to the name Roronoa Zoro.
No matter how angry, unwilling, or denying Zoro himself is, from this moment on, his “official certified image” in the universe will probably be upgraded from a simple “powerful swordsman” to… a “god-level directionally challenged” who is “absolutely lost” and has “treasure hunter’s intuition (fake)”.
On the deck of the Thousand Sunny, Roronoa Zoro felt a black screen in front of his eyes after hearing the system’s final words “Inventory Completed”. The big bump on his head that Nami had just hit him seemed to ache again.
He opened his mouth, wanting to say something, to refute something, to yell something…
But in the end, all the words turned into a long sigh… filled with powerlessness and despair.
He silently loosened his grip on the knife handle, and then… slowly buried his face between his knees.
He felt that all his face in this life was lost today, under the gaze of billions of creatures in the heavens and the world.
Now he just wanted to find a place where there was no one, to get lost in peace and quiet for a while.
Perhaps, only when he is “lost” can he temporarily forget this cruel reality.
On the light curtain, the frozen image of Zoro and the golden words “TOP20” did not disappear immediately, but continued to shine, as if giving the audience in the heavens and all worlds enough time to savor and digest the joy and shock brought by this “God of Directionlessness”.
Chapter 42: The afterglow is still there, looking forward to the sequel
As the system’s majestic and hollow voice announced, “The God of Directionlessness, Roronoa Zoro, has completed the inventory,” the inventory image of Zoro on the huge dark golden light curtain covering the sky of all heavens and worlds gradually faded, and finally turned into a deep starry sky background. Only the golden words “TOP20” were still shining, as if reminding everyone that this was just the beginning.
However, in the heavens and all worlds, the waves of joy and shock caused by Sauron’s “miracle” did not subside immediately.
Countless creatures were still immersed in the absurd, funny, yet incredible inventory content, unable to extricate themselves for a long time.
A…simple “directionally challenged” person could actually be included in the ranks of the mysterious and extremely impressive-sounding “Concept Gods”!
Moreover, he also demonstrated such outrageous and unreasonable “abilities” that were extremely practical in some aspects!
From the initial jaw-dropping “one step a thousand miles, accidentally landed on a deserted island”, to the “a dragnet of heaven and earth, the enemy trapped himself” that made the enemy lose his composure, to the “lost on the battlefield, precise breakthrough” that could be called a battlefield BUG, and the “drifting in the universe, occasionally getting rare treasures” that was against the will of heaven, and finally it was sublimated to the “force field for directionally challenged, the army will be defeated without fighting” that was enough to affect cognition!
Add to that the officially certified “Absolutely Lost” and “Self-Destruction” regularity, and the icing on the cake (or perhaps worse) passive skill “Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)”…
All of this far exceeded the expectations and imagination of all living beings!
They originally thought that the so-called “Concept God” must be a supreme being who mastered some unfathomable laws and possessed the power to destroy the world.
But I didn’t expect that the first “TOP 20” to appear would be so… down-to-earth, so… different, and even could be said to be… full of “human touch” (although this “human touch” is mainly reflected in his poor sense of direction).
This strong sense of contrast, as well as the great interest brought by the inventory content itself, has aroused an unprecedented interest in this “conceptual inventory”.
“Oh my god! This ‘God of Directionlessness’ Zoro is simply too…too incredible!”
“Yeah, yeah! I thought this ‘Concept God Inventory’ would be serious and boring! I didn’t expect the first one to be so exciting! So funny!”
“If even someone with a poor sense of direction can become a god, then what is impossible in this world?”
“I’m starting to look forward to seeing what even more bizarre and even more subversive ‘concept gods’ will emerge in the upcoming roundup!”
Countless discussions were heard in every corner of the heavens and the world.
Those powerful people who originally had doubts about this “inventory” and even some resistance could not help but change their views at this moment.
They discovered that this “inventory” did not seem as simple as they had imagined, and the “conceptual god” it revealed was not entirely measured by strength.
There seems to be some kind of… more profound and elusive “rules” and “interest” contained in this.
What makes everyone most excited and full of anticipation is——
If only the 20th-ranked “God of Directionlessness” were so brilliant and impressive…
Then, how shocking and subversive will the next TOP 19, TOP 18, or even higher up, maybe even TOP 10, TOP 3, or even the final TOP 1 “Concept God” be?
Chapter 46: Thieves Offer Offerings and Pray for Lost Luck (Old Version)
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What is their “concept”?
How incredible will their “miracles” be?
When they thought of this, an irrepressible excitement and desire surged in the hearts of countless creatures!
They can’t wait to see the subsequent inventory content and want to witness the birth of more strange and powerful “concept gods”!
In the Perfect World’s Stone Village, Shi Hao’s eyes sparkled with excitement. He tugged at the Willow God’s branches and chattered, “Willow God, Willow God! Who will be the next god? Will it be more powerful than this ‘God of Directionlessness’? Will there be a ‘God of Foodies’? Then I’ll definitely be on the list!”
The Willow God gently swayed its branches and responded in an ethereal voice, “The unknown is what makes it fascinating.
Just wait patiently.”
But judging from its slightly fluctuating aura, it was obvious that it was also a little curious about the subsequent inventory.
On the Dou Qi Continent, Xiao Yan also looked at the light curtain in the sky with anticipation and said to Yao Lao, “Teacher, this inventory is really interesting! I wonder which world the next one will be from, and what kind of ‘concept’ it will possess?”
Yao Lao stroked his beard and said thoughtfully, “This kind of inventory has already transcended ordinary cognition.
Perhaps, we can get a glimpse of some…higher-level mysteries from it.
Let’s wait and see.”
In the Gu world, Fang Yuan’s eyes flickered with shrewdness and calculation.
He has already made a preliminary judgment on the “research value” of Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”.
As for the more powerful and more peculiar “Concept God” that may appear in the future, he is full of… “expectation”.
He hopes to find more “resources” that can be used by himself to help him achieve the great cause of eternal life.
In the world of pirates, on the Thousand Sunny, except for Zoro who is still grieving for his “reputation”, everyone else is full of various speculations and yearnings about the subsequent inventory.
“I wonder if there’s anyone else on our ship who can make the list?”
Luffy asked innocently, “It would be awesome if I could be a ‘Meat God’!”
Nami fantasized that it would be great if a “God of Wealth” would appear and she could learn some secrets of “making money” from him.
Sanji was wondering whether there would be a “God of Cooking” or “God of Beauty” on the list.
Usopp was praying that no “God of Bragging” or “God of Cowards” would appear, otherwise he felt that he would most likely be “honored to be on the list”.
For a time, countless creatures in all the heavens and worlds were filled with unprecedented and intense expectations for the subsequent content because of the successful inventory of this first “God of Direction Lost”!
They know that a “concept feast” that sweeps across the world and subverts cognition has just begun!
After a brief silence, as if a huge rock was thrown into a calm lake, the barrage areas of the heavens and myriad worlds, as well as the private exchanges between the strong in various planes, became lively again because of the speculation about the next “Concept God”. It can even be said that… the mood is very excited!
After all, the first person to appear, the “God of Directionlessness” Roronoa Zoro, was too…unexpected, too…unconventional!
This directly led to a geometric increase in the difficulty of subsequent speculation, but it also greatly stimulated everyone’s imagination and enthusiasm for participation.
In the barrage section, all sorts of bizarre comments and speculations emerged like mushrooms after rain:
“Since even someone with a poor sense of direction can become a god, I think the next one is likely to be the ‘God of Sleepiness’! After all, being able to sleep to a certain level is a real skill! Who knows, maybe they can even attain enlightenment and become an immortal while sleeping!”
“That makes sense! That makes sense! Then I nominate him for ‘God of Foodie’! Being able to eat is a blessing! What if the top foodie in some world could eat an entire planet? That would be the pinnacle of a ‘concept’, right?”
“You two above, you’re really imaginative! But I like it! If there really were a ‘God of Sleepiness’ and a ‘God of Foodies’, then this list would be hilarious!”
“I think, since the first one leans towards ‘funny’ and ‘luck’, to balance it out, will the next ‘Concept God’ be something… particularly serious, particularly powerful, and particularly impressive? For example, a ‘God of Swordsmanship’? A ‘God of Destruction’? A ‘God of Creation’?”
“That makes sense! I also think the next one might be something related to ‘wisdom’, ‘strategy’, or ‘control’, forming a sharp contrast with Zoro’s ‘recklessness’ and ‘uncontrollability’.
For example, ‘God of Planning’? ‘God of Calculation’? Or maybe even ‘God of the Mastermind’?
“You’re all so serious! I’m guessing the next one is the ‘God of Death’! He specializes in identifying those who frantically test the brink of danger, but always manage to escape danger and even reap the benefits! People like him exist in many worlds, right?”
“I nominate ‘God of Argumentation’! No matter what you say, they’ll find a loophole to refute you, even going so far as to make the dead seem alive and the crooked seem straight! This level of ‘argumentation’ is the pinnacle of a ‘concept,’ right?”
“And there’s the ‘Flag God’! He specializes in tracking down those unlucky individuals whose flags have a 100% chance of coming true, and even the opposite! This ‘law of cause and effect’-level ability is pretty amazing!”
“I guess the next one is ‘God of Beauty’! A list of those incredibly beautiful women or men who could make a living just by looking good, even captivating everyone and sparking planetary wars! After all, ‘beauty’ is a powerful ‘concept’!”
“The guy above is not right! But I like it! Please give me more reviews of the ‘God of Beauty’! It’s a feast for the eyes!”
For a time, all kinds of wild and imaginative names of “Concept God” were proposed by audiences from all over the world.
From the “God of Diligence” and “God of Laziness” to the “God of Luck” and “God of Bad Luck”;
From the “God of Deception” and “God of Darkness” to the “God of Tsundere” and “God of Natural Idiot”;
Some people even proposed ridiculous “concepts” such as “God of Singles”, “God of Dog Food”, and “God of Urging for Updates”.
The entire barrage area has turned into a “Concept God” nomination conference full of joy and creativity.
Among the strong people in various dimensions, the speculation about the next “Concept God” appears to be more… “professional” and “targeted”.
In the Perfect World, after several old venerables experienced the difficult deduction of Sauron’s “absolute loss of way”, they also had their own opinions on the subsequent “Concept God”.
“I think,” an old venerable with an immortal demeanor mused, “since this inventory is called ‘Concept God’, the one it chooses must have reached the pinnacle of a certain ‘concept’ field, and can even influence the existence of the laws of reality.
This is the reason why little friend Zoro is so bad at finding his way.
Then, the next ‘concept’ to be reviewed may be related to more fundamental and profound laws such as ‘time’, ‘space’, ‘fate’, and ’cause and effect’.
Another old venerable nodded in agreement and said, “That makes sense.
Or, it could be some kind of… ‘concept’ related to ’emotion’, ‘will’, or ‘belief’.
After all, the power of human heart is infinite.
If one can cultivate a certain emotion or will to the extreme, perhaps it can also resonate with heaven and earth and transform into the concept of ‘God’.
In the Douqi Continent, several great alchemy masters of the Medicine Clan, after heatedly discussing the recipe for the “Lost Pill”, also began to speculate on the identity of the next “Concept God”.
“In my opinion,” an elder said, stroking his beard, “since there’s a ‘God of Directions,’ perhaps there’s also a ‘God of Alchemy’? Or a ‘God of Fire Control’? After all, cultivating a particular skill to perfection is truly worthy of being called ‘superb’.”
Upon hearing this, the other elders all nodded, with anticipation glittering in their eyes.
If there really is a “God of Alchemy” on the list, it would undoubtedly be a great opportunity for alchemists like them. They might be able to comprehend a more advanced way of alchemy from it.
In the Gu world, Fang Yuan’s speculation about the next “Concept God” is more… utilitarian and pragmatic.
“No matter what kind of ‘concept’ it is,” Fang Yuan thought to himself, “as long as its ‘concept’ is powerful enough, special enough, and can be used by me to help me achieve immortality, that is what I am looking forward to.”
He didn’t care whether the “concept god” was right or wrong, good or evil, powerful or weak.
All he cares about is “interest”.
He has begun to silently analyze in his mind which “concepts” have higher “research value” and “utilization value” for him.
For example, the “concepts” related to “time”, “space”, “life and death”, and “reincarnation” are undoubtedly the top ones.
Secondly, concepts related to “wisdom”, “strategy”, “control” and “fraud” also have great appeal to him.
As for those “concepts” that tend towards “emotion” or “entertainment”, in his opinion, their value is relatively low, unless… there is some kind of power that can be utilized hidden behind those “concepts”.
Just like that, amid the fierce speculation and eager anticipation of billions of creatures in the heavens and myriad worlds, the huge curtain of light covering the sky, after a brief silence, seemed to begin again… flickering slightly.
Everyone knows that the inventory of the next “Concept God” is probably… about to begin!
And this time, which world and what kind of unique “concept” will appear on this highly anticipated “screen of the heavens”?
The fun and unknown nature of the inventory, like the most deadly temptation, firmly grasped the hearts of all the audiences, making them unable to stop and look forward to it.
After this earth-shaking “Concept God Inventory”, the name of Roronoa Zoro and his “glorious” title of “God of Directionlessness” resounded throughout the heavens and worlds in a way that he absolutely did not want, and could even be said to hate, and achieved unprecedented “fame”.
Countless creatures from different dimensions, races, and civilizations, through the huge light curtain and the “lost collection” full of flaws, deeply remembered a young swordsman from the world of pirates, who had a signature short green hair, three long swords hanging from his waist, was powerful but had an incredibly poor sense of direction.
His deeds (mainly those hilarious but terrifying stories about getting lost) spread widely among the heavens and all realms at an astonishing speed, as if they had wings.
In some worlds with themes of adventure and exploration, Zoro’s experiences of “taking a thousand miles in one step and occasionally landing on a deserted island” and “drifting in the universe and occasionally obtaining rare treasures” are regarded as a guiding principle by countless adventurers who dream of getting rich overnight. Some people even began to imitate his way of “getting lost and searching for treasures”, but the result is naturally… getting a bloody head and gaining nothing.
In some worlds centered around war and strategy, Sauron’s “magic operations” of “setting up a dragnet to trap the enemy” and “getting lost on the battlefield and breaking through with precision” have been repeatedly studied by countless military commanders and strategists, who have tried to find some kind of replicable “tactical model” from them.
However, they soon discovered in despair that this completely unreasonable “direction-challenged” style of play could not be replicated or predicted at all, and could only be attributed to… metaphysics.
In some worlds full of fantasy and filled with bards, Sauron’s “glorious deeds” have become excellent material for their creations.
All of a sudden, various versions of epics (funny versions), ballads, dramas, and even children’s bedtime stories such as “The Adventures of a Swordsman with a Bad Direction in Another World”, “The Legend of the Lost Treasure Hunter”, “One Wrong Step, Every Step Right: Lord Zoro”, and “A Man with a Bad Direction Can Become a God: The Strongest Navigator in the Universe (Reverse)” emerged like mushrooms after a rain, were widely circulated in various dimensions, and were deeply loved by… the general public.
Even in some worlds, some troublemakers dug out Zoro’s wanted poster in the pirate world, and then… very “thoughtfully” added a golden and domineering title under his avatar – “The God of Directionlessness”!
This “God-level wanted poster” that was “re-created” and full of spoof meaning spread wildly on the Internet (if there is an Internet in that world) and among intelligence dealers in the heavens and all worlds, making Zoro’s “reputation” even higher.
It is conceivable that if Zoro himself saw these “funny epics” and “god-level wanted orders” with him as the protagonist, his face, which was already as black as the bottom of a pot, would probably turn directly into… a cosmic black hole.
Of course, not everyone takes Zoro’s “difficulty in direction” as a joke.
Some truly insightful and wise people saw something…deeper from Sauron’s seemingly absurd “absolute loss of direction”.
They began to wonder, if this seemingly flawed trait of “directionlessness” could really trigger some unknown law and generate incredible power when it reaches its extreme?
They began to study whether the “concept” itself is also a kind of power that can be cultivated, controlled, and even used in battle?
The appearance of Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”, is like throwing a stone called “concept” into the calm lake of the heavens and all worlds, stirring up circles of ripples full of unknowns and possibilities.
And all this is just the beginning.
As the subsequent “Concept Gods” continue to appear, this “cognitive storm” sweeping the heavens will surely intensify, bringing more surprises, more shocks, and…
Chapter 47: Sauron proves himself and cannot move forward (old version)
…more “famous scenes”.
Kraikana Island, inside the ancient castle that is always shrouded in dark clouds and filled with an ominous atmosphere.
The world’s greatest swordsman, “Hawkeye” Djordje Mihawk, fell into an unusually long silence after the review of “the God of Directionlessness” Roronoa Zoro was completely completed.
He still sat upright on the cold stone throne, holding the goblet filled with scarlet wine in his hand, but this time, he did not taste the wine in the glass elegantly as usual.
His gaze penetrated the window lattice of the ancient castle and was cast at the turbulent and endless black ocean in the distance. His eyes were deep and distant, as if he was thinking about something extremely important yet elusive.
On the light screen, the various “miracles” caused by Sauron’s “absolute loss of direction” and the system’s authoritative explanation that “any attempt to use logic, direction, formation or common sense to constrain its trajectory of action will be invalid and may even backfire on itself” continued to echo in his mind like a devilish sound.
As the “master” who once personally taught Zoro swordsmanship, Hawkeye Mihawk knows better than anyone how amazing Zoro’s talent and potential in kendo are.
He also firmly believed that this man would surpass himself in the future and become the real number one in the world.
After Hawkeye Mihawk’s initial surprise and a slight smile, his mood at this moment became a little… complicated and solemn.
He remembered what he once said to Zoro: “See the world clearly, know yourself clearly, and become stronger.
In the years to come, I will wait for you on this strongest throne.”
The path of kendo is a “lost path” full of unknowns and challenges, hardships and trials.
Every swordsman is constantly exploring on this road, constantly hitting walls, constantly getting lost, and constantly looking for his own direction, trying to break through his own limits and reach a higher level.
Does the ultimate swordsman also need to be “lost” in the way of swordsmanship to some extent?
Do you need to abandon all worldly distractions, all established rules, and all logical constraints, and rely entirely on your instinct and intuition about the “sword” to swing that… sword that goes beyond the limit?
Zoro’s “absolute lostness”, although reflected in his sense of direction in daily life, seems absurd and ridiculous.
However, what if we extend this characteristic of “absolutely lost” to the practice and understanding of kendo?
If a swordsman can completely abandon his reliance on moves, techniques, and experience, and completely immerse himself in the “sword” itself, reaching a “lost” state of “man and sword become one, and the self and the world are forgotten”, then will the power he can unleash be… like Zoro’s “miracle of directionality”, unexpected, incredible, and even able to… distort the rules and create miracles?
A glimmer of understanding flashed in Hawkeye Mihawk’s eyes.
He seemed to have vaguely touched upon something deeper and more fundamental about the philosophy of kendo from Zoro’s seemingly absurd “directionlessness” attribute.
“Being lost… maybe it’s not entirely a bad thing.”
Hawkeye Mihawk muttered to himself, a strange feeling in his voice.
“In the practice of Kendo, a moderate amount of ‘getting lost’ may help one break free from fixed mindsets and discover new possibilities.
And if the ultimate ‘lost path’ can form an ‘absolute’ characteristic like Sauron, a ‘Tao’ that is not affected by the outside world and can even influence the outside world in turn…”
Hawkeye Mihawk’s breathing quickened slightly.
He thought of his swordsmanship level, which had been stagnant for many years.
He has already stood at the top of the world, but he always feels that there is a layer of “barrier” in front of him…an invisible, intangible, but real barrier.
He tried countless methods, but was still unable to break through that barrier and reach a higher level.
perhaps……
He needs to get…really “lost” once?
Hawkeye Mihawk slowly raised the wine glass in his hand and drank the scarlet wine in it.
The pungent wine burned his throat like a flame, and also ignited the long-dormant desire in his heart for a higher level of swordsmanship.
“Roronoa Zoro…” Hawkeye Mihawk’s mouth curled up into a smile full of fighting spirit, “You guys really… always bring ‘surprises’ to people.”
He seemed to see a hint of… a different “way” from Zoro’s “directionlessness”, a hint of… a “lost way” that might lead to a higher realm of swordsmanship, full of unknowns and challenges.
After Zoro’s “Concept God Inventory” ended, the world’s greatest swordsman seemed to have fallen into some kind of… deep thought of his own, “being lost in the way of swordsmanship.”
And this philosophical debate about “getting lost” and “the way” triggered by the “God of Directionlessness” may have just begun.
Chapter 46: Thieves offer sacrifices and pray for good fortune
Roronoa Zoro’s “Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)”, a passive skill that seems useless but can actually be very effective in certain specific situations, and the clip played on the light screen of him “getting lost” in the universe but accidentally bumping into a treasure planet hiding the cosmic treasure “Tears of the Stars”, was like dropping a blockbuster bomb on a calm lake, unexpectedly triggering a small but real wave of “faith” among thieves, treasure hunters, and various underground organizations operating in the gray area in all the heavens and worlds.
These outlaws, who live on the edge of a knife and in a precarious situation, are often more superstitious than ordinary people about such illusory things as “luck” and “chance”.
They know very well that in their business, strength is important, but sometimes, a little bit of good luck can determine life or death, success or failure, and even make them rich overnight, or die without a burial place.
The appearance of Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”, and his incredible ability to “get lost and find treasure”, is like an “industry god” tailor-made for them!
“Oh my God! Did you see that? That guy named Zoro, even when he got lost, was able to find the secret treasure of the universe! This… this is simply the ancestor of our world of thieves!”
The leader of a space pirate gang that made a living by plundering interstellar merchant ships jumped up from his throne excitedly after seeing the clip on the light screen, with greed and fanaticism flashing in his eyes.
“Boss, you’re right! This great god Zoro is simply the biological son of the goddess of luck! No! He himself is the god of luck (the directionally challenged version)! Before we act next time, we must pay him a proper visit! Ask him to bless us so that we can also ‘get’ the big deal!”
A one-eyed pirate nearby also echoed.
Similar scenes are constantly happening in countless dark corners of the heavens and myriad worlds.
After seeing that Sauron could be “trapped” into hidden secrets, some tomb raiders who made a living by robbing tombs expressed their desire to put Sauron’s portrait together with the tablets of their ancestors, burn three incense sticks every day, and pray to Sauron to bless them so that they can also “travel” into those ancient imperial tombs that have never been discovered and dig out priceless treasures.
Some adventurers who enjoy treasure hunting and travel around the world, after seeing the skill description of Zoro’s “Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (fake)”, regard Zoro as the “beacon of the treasure hunting world” and the “guiding star on the road of confusion”.
They began to seriously study Zoro’s “lost” trajectory, trying to find some kind of “treasure hunting” pattern from it, but the result was often… that they got lost as well.
Even some petty thieves who usually make a living by stealing and committing minor thieves have begun to regard Sauron as their “guardian angel.”
They feel that if they can possess the magical skill of the great god Sauron, that is, “getting lost to shake off the pursuers, or even making the pursuers dizzy themselves”, when being chased by soldiers, then the risk of their “work” will be greatly reduced!
Thus, a strange trend of “Sauron faith” quietly arose in the underground world of the heavens and all realms.
The leaders of some larger gangs of thieves have even begun to set up a special area in their secret bases to worship Roronoa Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”.
The portraits of Sauron they worshipped were also strange and full of their own “characteristics”.
Some of them are Q-version images of Zoro spinning around in a daze under the scorching sun in the desert of Alabasta, with a line of crooked small words next to it – “Guide the lost and turn danger into safety.”
Some of them are the “heroic” image of Zoro in the universe, standing on a meteorite with the treasure planet shining with colorful light in the background. Below the portrait is written – “A person with poor directionality searches for treasure and reaches the sky in one step.”
Others simply copied the “TOP20” poster of Zoro, which was frozen on the light screen, holding three swords with various lost scenes in the background, and worshipped it as a statue.
Before each operation, these thieves would gather in front of Sauron’s portrait, burn incense and pray, kowtow and bow, and pray that this “God of Directionlessness” from another world would bless them:
“God of directionality, Lord Zoro! Please bless us with a successful operation! May we find our way to the gate of our target’s treasure house!”
“Great God Sauron, please appear! Please allow us to be like you when we are being chased by the police, and find a way out, or even make the police confuse themselves!”
“Great God of Directionlessness! Please grant us a little bit of your ‘treasure hunting intuition’! Even if it’s ‘fake’, it’ll be fine! We’re not greedy, as long as we can find even a little treasure, we’ll be satisfied!”
For a moment, “Worship Sauron, get treasure, and even if you get lost, you can still walk on the flowery path!”
Slogans like these quietly spread in the underground world of the heavens and all realms, becoming an unspoken “industry belief” among thieves, treasure hunters, and all kinds of lawless elements.
Based on Sauron’s “miracles”, they even compiled a set of “treasure-finding tips for getting lost” and “secrets to escaping from trouble when you’re directionally challenged” that sounded serious but were actually absurd, and secretly taught them in a small circle.
If Roronoa Zoro himself knew that he had become the “spiritual leader” and “totem of faith” of thieves in all the heavens and worlds without knowing it, and that someone even wrote a book about him (although the content might be a little off-base), I wonder if his already extremely complicated mood would be even more… indescribable.
This may be considered as the unique “legend” left by the “God of Directionlessness” Zoro in the universe in an unexpected way.
On the deck of the Thousand Sunny, the atmosphere was still filled with joy (mainly directed at Zoro) and a hint of awkwardness.
After being publicly listed by all the heavens and the world as the “God of Directionlessness” and being forcibly given the two “divine skills” of “Absolutely Lost” and “Treasure Hunter’s Intuition (Fake)” by the system that sounded full of complaints, Roronoa Zoro felt that his swordsman career had been covered with an indelible “stain”.
He squatted on the ground, with the big “Love Iron Fist Memorial Edition” bag given by Nami on his head, feeling the complex gazes of his companions that were full of teasing, sympathy, and a hint of “expectation” (expecting him to get lost more and find treasures more in the future). He felt uncomfortable all over, as if sitting on pins and needles, with a thorn in his back and a lump in his throat.
At this moment, his proud and resilient heart as a powerful swordsman suffered an unprecedented huge shock.
“No! I can’t just let this go!”
Zoro suddenly raised his head, his eyes flashing with an unyielding fire and a hint of… the stubbornness of a trapped beast.
He took a deep breath, trying to suppress the frustration and anger in his heart.
He knew that no matter how he explained or refuted, his image as the “God of Directionlessness” was probably deeply rooted in the minds of billions of viewers in the universe and would be difficult to change.
He had to at least prove to his companions! Prove that he, Roronoa Zoro, was not a hopeless loser who could only rely on “getting lost” to solve problems!
He also has dignity! He also has a sense of direction (at least he thinks so)!
“You all watch out for me!”
Zoro suddenly jumped up from the ground, pointed to the stern of the ship not far away, and said in a loud and firm voice, as if he was taking some kind of sacred oath:
“I’m going to walk straight from here, at the bow, to the stern!”
He deliberately emphasized the words “straightly” and “without a single step off” in an attempt to demonstrate his determination and…confidence.
“I absolutely will not get lost again! Just open your eyes and see clearly!”
Zoro puffed out his chest, an expression on his face that he thought was…very handsome and reliable.
However, what greeted him were the eyes of his fellow Straw Hat Pirates that were full of suspicion and even a hint of pity.
Luffy still clapped his hands innocently, “Ohhhh! Is Zoro going to demonstrate walking? I’m so excited!”
Nami crossed her arms, raised her eyebrows, and a playful smile played on her lips. “Oh? Really? Walking from the bow to the stern? For some people, this might be more difficult than walking from the East China Sea to the New World, right?”
Her tone was filled with undisguised ridicule.
Sanji even laughed out loud, blowing out a puff of smoke and saying with an expression of watching a good show, “Hey, green algae head, are you sure?
Chapter 48: Everyone is stunned, and the direction is confirmed to be bad (old version)
The deck of the Thousand Sunny might not be large, but for someone like you who’s completely lost, it’s probably no different from a maze, right? Do you want me to draw you a map? Or maybe tie a rope around you and lead you along?
Usopp and Chopper, on the other hand, had an expression that said “Zoro is about to start his performance again”, their eyes full of anticipation (looking forward to seeing a joke) and a hint of… worry (worry that Zoro will walk himself into the sea).
Even Nicole Robin, who was always calm and liked to observe quietly from the side, couldn’t help but raise the corners of her mouth slightly, revealing a meaningful smile.
She felt that Zoro’s action of “proving his innocence” would probably be… very interesting.
Faced with his companions’ undisguised doubts and teasing, Zoro’s cheeks felt slightly hot, but he still managed to hold on, stiffening his neck and saying, “Hmph! Just wait and see! I will definitely not make any mistakes this time!”
After saying that, he took a deep breath, adjusted his breathing, then fixed his eyes firmly (he thought) on the direction of the stern and took… the first step which he thought was extremely firm and straight!
Ideals are full, but reality is skinny.
This sentence couldn’t be more appropriate to describe Roronoa Zoro at this moment.
He was clearly walking towards the stern of the ship.
He himself was convinced that he was heading towards the stern of the ship.
Every step he took was so steady, so…confident.
However……
He had only taken a few steps when he felt something was wrong under his feet.
No longer a hard deck, but… soft mud?
He looked down in confusion and found that he had walked into the orange grove that Nami had carefully tended. The surrounding area was full of lush orange trees, exuding a fresh fruity fragrance.
“Hmm? Weird… When did an orange tree grow on the stern?”
Zoro scratched his head, a big question mark appearing on his face.
He didn’t think much about it and continued to move towards what he thought was the “stern” of the ship.
As a result, after he took a few more steps, he smelled a rich aroma of food.
He looked up and found himself… standing at the door of Sanji’s beloved kitchen! Sanji was holding a spatula, looking at him in surprise.
“Hey! Green algae head! What are you doing in my kitchen? Are you hungry? No, it’s not time for dinner yet!”
Sanji asked, frowning.
“I… I was just passing by…” Zoro said a little guiltily, then quickly turned around and continued his “difficult” journey to the stern.
This time, he was more careful. He tried hard to identify the direction and try to find the damn stern.
However, the opposite happened.
He walked around for a while and ended up… bumping into a small door frame.
He rubbed his forehead, which was hurt by the collision, and looked up to find that he had actually… walked to the door of Chopper’s infirmary! Chopper was staring at him with his big watery eyes, looking at him curiously.
“Zoro? Are you hurt? Come in and let me take a look at you!”
Chopper said with concern.
“I… I’m fine…” Zoro felt his cheeks were hot enough to fry an egg on.
He left Chopper’s infirmary almost as if he was fleeing in panic.
And so, Roronoa Zoro, the man who aspires to become the world’s greatest swordsman, embarked on an epic “lost journey” on the Thousand Sunny, a ship that was not particularly large, in order to walk from the bow to the stern.
He appeared on the port side of the deck and then ran to the starboard railing.
He almost fell into the sea and almost hit the mast.
He even walked up to the observation deck at one point and asked Usopp, who was on duty, with a confused look on his face: “Hey, Usopp, is the stern on top?”
Usopp almost fell off the observation deck from laughing.
Time passes by every second.
The sun gradually climbed from the sea level in the east to the center of the sky.
One hour…
A whole hour has passed!
When Roronoa Zoro finally, after going through “untold hardships” and overcoming “numerous obstacles,” appeared at the railing at the stern of the Thousand Sunny, sweating and panting…
What greeted him was the undisguised, deafening laughter of all the Straw Hat Pirates (except Luffy who was still in a state of confusion), full of ruthless ridicule and gloating…!
“puff-
Chapter 51: System Revealed, Desperate Strategy
On the light curtain of the heavens, the afterglow of joy brought about by the inventory of the “God of Directionlessness” Roronoa Zoro has not yet completely dissipated.
Countless creatures are still discussing with relish Sauron’s various “miracles” and his hilarious “absolutely lost” characteristic.
The barrage area is still filled with all kinds of laughter and ridicule.
However, in this relaxed and joyful atmosphere, the huge dark golden light curtain covering the sky quietly changed.
The area that was originally shining with the words “TOP20” dimmed slightly, and then, a brighter and more eye-catching golden light slowly condensed at a slightly higher position.
All the creatures watching the light curtain subconsciously held their breath, and the sense of relief brought to their hearts by Sauron was gradually replaced by an inexplicable tension and expectation.
They knew that this meant that the next person in the inventory of the concept gods of the heavens and myriad worlds would be revealed soon!
If we say that the “God of Directionlessness” ranked 20th is already so unexpected, so… different.
So, how shocking will this “Concept God” who is about to appear and is ranked 19th be?
What is his “concept”?
Is he like Sauron, full of contrast and fun? Or… the complete opposite, full of oppression and majesty?
Amidst everyone’s anticipation and tense speculation, the newly condensed golden light above the light curtain of the heavens finally stabilized.
Then, lines of golden words that were more sacred, more majestic, yet with a hint of a heart-pounding dark hue, appeared slowly, one word at a time, before the eyes of all living beings, as if written by an invisible hand of God.
Each of those words seemed to contain some incredible power. Just by looking at them, one could feel an inexplicable pressure and an… indescribable throbbing from the depths of the soul.
Chapter 49 System Preview, Dark Will (Old Version)
When the lines of golden text were fully revealed, forming a heart-pounding title full of ominousness and oppression, the entire universe seemed to fall into a brief silence at this moment.
“TOP Nineteen——”
“[Desperate Strategy·Blackened Hero]——”
“VillainDeku!”
When the name “VillainDeku,” full of exotic charm yet carrying a hint of ominous meaning, clearly caught the eyes of all living beings in the heavens and myriad worlds, and was slowly pronounced by the majestic and empty system voice in a tone without any emotion…
For most viewers from other worlds, this name may seem a little strange and difficult to pronounce.
They just felt a vague sense of something ominous from the word “Villain” (although the system automatically translated it into the meaning of “antagonist” or “villain” which they could understand).
However, for the audience from the world of “My Hero Academia”, when they saw the familiar name “Deku” combined with the previous evil-filled “Villain”, the impact it brought was like a thunderbolt from the nine heavens, striking them hard on the head!
“Deku”?!
The one who was always a little timid, a little crybaby, but also worked harder than anyone else, was kinder than anyone else, and dreamed of becoming like All Might, able to save others with a smile… Izuku Midoriya?!
How could he possibly be associated with the word “Villain”? !
This… this must be a mistake! It’s definitely a mistake!
However, the extremely clear golden text on the light curtain, which exuded unquestionable majesty, was like a basin of ice-cold water, ruthlessly extinguishing the last bit of luck in their hearts.
The other two ominous and oppressive suffixes in the title – “desperate resourcefulness” and “blackened hero” – are like two heavy hammers, hitting their hearts hard and making them feel suffocated.
“Desperate ingenuity”…
This indicates that the upcoming “Villain Deku” is not an ordinary villain who relies on brute force or a desire for destruction.
What he relies on is the unfathomable wisdom and strategy that is enough to make people feel despair!
He will use his mind to subvert everything, to play with people’s hearts, and to drag those so-called “heroes” into an abyss of no return!
“Dark Hero”…
This suffix is even more frightening and more… ironic.
It clearly shows that this “VillainDeku” was once… also a hero! Or rather, he once had the potential and dream to become a hero!
But for some unknown reason, he eventually betrayed the light and embraced darkness, and from a hero who was supposed to save the world, he degenerated into a villain who…destroyed the world!
This transformation from light to darkness, this betrayal of former ideals, is often more chilling and more tragic than those born villains.
Just this short line of title is like throwing a huge rock into a calm lake, instantly causing huge waves in the universe, especially in the world of “My Hero Academia”!
Countless questions, countless speculations, countless shocks and disbeliefs were growing wildly in everyone’s hearts.
Who is this “VillainDeku”?
Why did he fall from hero to villain?
How will his “wisdom” that is enough to make people feel “desperate” be displayed?
What kind of intricate yet contradictory connection does he have with the kind and hardworking Izuku Midoriya that they all know?
Everyone’s eyes were fixed on the huge light curtain in the sky, waiting for the official appearance of “TOP Nineteen”, who was full of mystery and ominous colors!
They knew that what was to be revealed next would be a terrifying existence that was completely different from the previous “God of Directionlessness” Sauron, or even completely opposite in style, a being who subverted everything with wisdom and shrouded the world in despair!
Following the heart-pounding title – “TOP 19 – [Desperate Wisdom, Dark Hero] – VillainDeku!”
Clearly appearing above the light curtain of the heavens, the majestic yet hollow system voice, like the tolling of a death knell, slowly announced the name of this new “Concept God.”
Immediately afterwards, the image on the light curtain began to change slowly.
The originally deep starry sky background was gradually replaced by a more depressing and darker tone.
It was as if endless shadows were converging from all directions, forming a… disturbing vortex.
In the center of the vortex, a vague human outline began to gradually emerge.
Unlike the masculine and powerful silhouette of Zoro, the “God of Directionlessness”, this human silhouette appears more… slender, more… thin, and even a little… sickly thin.
However, this seemingly weak figure exudes a cold and evil aura that makes people tremble from the depths of their souls!
It was as if he was not a body of flesh and blood, but a walking disaster… condensed from pure malice and despair!
When the human silhouette finally became clear under everyone’s gaze…
The audience in the world of “My Hero Academia” once again let out bursts of disbelief and gasps!
Because, the person who appeared on the light curtain was a young man…whom they were very familiar with!
He has slightly curly, dark green hair like seaweed. The hairstyle is exactly the same as that of the boy in their memory who is always a little timid but full of longing for heroes – Izuku Midoriya!
His face still had a bit of childish handsomeness, and the contours of his facial features were no different from the Izuku Midoriya they knew.
His eyes!
Those eyes that once shone with longing and kindness as bright as the stars, now became… as cold as ten thousand years of black ice! There was not a trace of emotion in them, no joy, no anger, no sadness, not even a trace of pity or sympathy!
What there is is just… a bottomless depth, like a black hole that can swallow up all light… dead silence and nothingness!
When those ice-cold eyes seemed to penetrate the light curtain and looked at the audience from all the heavens and worlds, countless creatures with lower cultivation felt an inexplicable palpitation and chill, as if their souls were about to be frozen by those eyes!
There was a faint, extremely subtle smile at the corner of his mouth.
That smile was not a joy that came from the heart, nor was it a disguised kindness.
It was a kind of smile… filled with mockery and disdain for everything in the world, as if the whole world was at the mercy of the master, high and mighty, like a god looking down upon ants… a cold smile!
He was wearing a dark-colored, seemingly carefully modified combat uniform.
The style of the combat uniform still vaguely resembled that of a hero’s uniform, but its color was dyed a deep black like the night, and in some key areas, it was dotted with dark red stripes as dazzling as blood.
This combat suit, filled with an ominous and oppressive aura, made his slightly thin body look even more… weird and dangerous.
A chilling and cold aura emanated from his entire body.
It wasn’t simply murderous intent or malice, but a deeper, purer kind of despair that seemed to be able to freeze all hope and kill all beauty!
It was just a static image that appeared on the light screen, and it hadn’t even shown any movement or ability…
This blackened young man known as “VillainDeku” has made countless audiences in the heavens and all realms feel an indescribable sense of oppression coming from the depths of their souls!
It was as if he was the embodiment of despair, the darling of darkness, the ultimate opposite of all light and hope!
“Is this… is this really… Midoriya-san?”
“Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Midoriya-san is so kind and hardworking, how could he become like this!”
“That look… is so scary… like… like a demon crawling out of hell…”
The audience in the world of “My Hero Academia”, especially the classmates and teachers who spend every day with Izuku Midoriya, are now in unprecedented shock and confusion.
They couldn’t believe, nor did they want to believe, that the young man in front of them, who exuded a suffocating evil aura, would be the Deku they knew, the one who always talked about “wanting to be the best hero”.
This huge contrast, this cruel reality, made them feel… dizzy and hard to accept.
Although the audiences in other worlds did not know the “prototype” of this “Villain Deku”, they could clearly feel it from his cold eyes, mocking smile, and the cold aura emanating from his body…
This is an… extremely dangerous and terrifying existence!
One… enough to make the whole world tremble, the embodiment of “desperate wisdom”!
In the world of My Hero Academia, U.A. High School, Class A’s classroom (or, depending on the plot timeline, it could be a temporary shelter or a resting place after a battle).
The atmosphere fell into a deathly, suffocating silence the moment the image of “VillainDeku” appeared on the light curtain of the heavens.
All the students in Class A, as well as their homeroom teacher Aizawa Shota, and even some other professional heroes who happened to be present, were frozen in place as if under a spell, their faces filled with disbelief, and a kind of… deep shock and… pain, as if they had been stabbed in the back by the person they trusted the most.
“Crack—”
A slight sound of something breaking broke the suffocating silence.
That was… the symbol of peace. All Might, once the strongest hero but now weakened by his injuries, made the sound of the water cup in his hand being crushed due to excessive emotion.
“Mi…Midoriya…boy?”
All Might suddenly stood up from his seat (if he had a seat, or from his hospital bed or wheelchair). His face, which already looked pale due to his weakness, now became as white as paper, without any blood.
His body was trembling slightly due to extreme shock and disbelief.
His blue eyes, which were once filled with strength and hope, were now wide open, staring intently at the familiar yet unfamiliar figure on the screen. His eyes were filled with… heartache and grief, and a kind of… despair as if his faith had collapsed!
“No… this is impossible! This is absolutely impossible!”
All Might’s voice became a little hoarse and distorted due to excitement. He subconsciously stretched out his hand and pointed at the light curtain, as if he wanted to wipe out the evil figure from it.
“Midoriya… he’s so kind, so hardworking, and he has a heart purer than anyone else’s, a heart that longs to be a hero! How could he… how could he become like this?! There must be something wrong! This must be an enemy conspiracy! It’s an illusion! Yes! It must be an illusion!”
All Might muttered incoherently to himself, trying to convince himself with various reasons that what he saw was not real.
He couldn’t accept that the boy he had chosen as the successor of “OneForAll”, the boy he had placed high hopes on and hoped would become the next generation’s “Symbol of Peace”, would actually… fall into darkness and become a “Villain” emitting such a terrifying evil aura!
For him, this was even more painful and desperate than when he was seriously injured by AllForOne!
The students in Class A were all like being struck by lightning. They stood there in a daze, their minds blank.
“Xiaojiu…?”
Uraraka Ochako covered her mouth, her beautiful face filled with tears, she couldn’t believe her eyes.
The cold and mocking figure on the screen was completely different from the Izuku Midoriya in her memory who was always a little shy but would stand up at critical moments and risk his life to help others!
She remembered the time Izuku Midoriya had smashed his zero-point imaginary enemy to save her during the entrance exam; the time he had chosen to withstand her full-strength attack at the sports festival to prevent her from getting hurt; the time he had stood up again and again in the face of powerful enemies, never giving up…
How could the kind, gentle, and caring Deku turn into… the “Villain Deku” on the screen that exudes a chilling evil aura?!
“Midoriya-san… what… what is going on?”
Class monitor Tenya Iida also widened his eyes, his face filled with shock and confusion.
His mind, which was always full of a sense of justice and rules, was also in chaos at this moment.
He couldn’t understand why a man who aspired to be the best hero would…
Chapter 50: Wanjie Guess Again, Dark Hero? (Old Version)
…blackened?
Todoroki Shoto, the boy who is usually calm and composed and never shows his emotions, now rarely shows a moved expression.
His pair of different-colored eyes were fixed on “VillainDeku” on the screen, his brows were furrowed, and his eyes were full of solemnity and… a hint of vigilance.
He could sense a dark aura from the blackened Izuku Midoriya… a dark aura that was completely different from the fire of his father Endeavor, yet equally oppressive and dangerous.
“Midoriya…you…” Todoroki muttered to himself, his mind full of questions.
He remembered his battle with Izuku Midoriya and his persistence and tenacity.
He couldn’t imagine what kind of experience could cause such a drastic change in a young man.
The other students in Class A, such as Kirishima Eijiro, Kamimachi Denki, Yaomomo, Frogbuki Meiyu, etc., all looked pale, their eyes filled with disbelief and deep worry.
Although they often play and joke with Midoriya Izuku on weekdays, they all know how kind, hardworking and trustworthy a partner Midoriya Izuku is.
They couldn’t accept that their companions would actually appear on the “Concept God Inventory” of the heavens and the worlds in such a… “villain” manner!
The entire Class A classroom (or dormitory) was filled with an extremely oppressive and deadly silence filled with shock, confusion, pain, and a hint of fear.
Everyone’s eyes were fixed on the light curtain in the sky, waiting… for the cruel truth to be further revealed.
“Huh?! That whiny, useless guy?! As a villain?! Are you kidding me?”
A sneer filled with arrogance and disdain, like a thunderclap, broke the suffocating silence in Class A’s classroom (or dormitory).
The one who sneered was naturally the one with a hot temper and a strong sense of self-esteem, who had always regarded Izuku Midoriya as his “archenemy” (although Midoriya himself might not think so)… Bakugo Katsuki!
He put his hands in his pockets, with an expression of extreme displeasure and contempt on his face, staring fiercely at the light curtain in the sky, as if he wanted to burn through that “VillainDeku” with his eyes.
“With his mediocre martial arts skills and a personality as weak as cotton, he still wants to be a villain? He wants to be some ‘desperate strategist’? Don’t make me laugh! He’s not even worthy of carrying my shoes!”
Bakugo Katsuki’s tone was full of contempt and disdain for Midoriya Izuku.
In his eyes, Izuku Midoriya is a complete “waste”, a “tail-chaser” who can only follow behind him and imitate him.
Even though Izuku Midoriya later gained the power of “OneForAll” and showed an astonishing growth rate, in Katsuki Bakugo’s heart, he is still that “useless” person who needs to be “protected” (or, “bullied”) by him.
If he were to become a hero, Bakugo Katsuki might still feel a little… unwilling, but he could still accept it.
But let him be the villain? And what about a “desperate strategist” or a “blackened hero”?
This is simply an insult to Bakugo Katsuki!
If even “Feijiu” can be a villain, then Bakugo Katsuki, who is determined to surpass All Might and become the strongest hero, isn’t he… not even as good as a villain?!
However, beneath his arrogant and aggressive appearance, a trace of… extremely subtle uneasiness, which he himself did not even notice… was growing and spreading silently in his heart like a poisonous snake.
Because, Bakugo Katsuki knows better than anyone else…
Although Izuku Midoriya looks weak and crybaby, his damn observation ability, abnormal analytical ability, and his stubbornness and tenacity that never give up, like an indestructible cockroach… are so terrifying!
Bakugo Katsuki has known Midoriya Izuku since childhood. He witnessed with his own eyes how Midoriya Izuku went from being a “Quirky-less” waste to catching up step by step, and even in some aspects, he has begun to… surpass him.
He remembered that Midoriya Izuku had a notebook for analyzing heroes since he was a child, which was densely packed with records of the personalities, moves, strengths, and weaknesses of various heroes… The meticulous observation and analysis made even him, a self-proclaimed genius, feel a little… shocked.
He also remembered that no matter how he mocked him, hit him, or even bullied him, Midoriya Izuku had never truly given up his dream of becoming a hero.
That rock-hard will, that almost paranoid persistence, sometimes even made him feel a little… creepy.
if……
If Izuku Midoriya’s terrifying observation and analytical abilities, as well as his unyielding obsession, were no longer used to pursue his dream of becoming a hero…
But… being led astray…
Used to… plot against heroes, subvert order, and spread despair…
What kind of horrific consequences would that lead to?!
When Bakugo Katsuki thought of this, the inexplicable uneasiness in his heart surged like a tide.
In his eyes, which were always filled with confidence and arrogance, a hint of…imperceptible hesitation and…fear flashed across his eyes.
His fists had been clenched tightly unconsciously, and his knuckles had turned slightly white from excessive force.
“Impossible…that Feijiu…he absolutely can’t…” Bakugo Katsuki repeated to himself in his heart, trying to dispel the uneasiness in his heart in this way.
But his intuition told him that the “Villain Deku” on the screen, who exuded a cold and evil aura, might… really possess a terrifying power that could subvert everything and make people feel despair.
And this power does not come from a strong personality, but from… his wise brain, which was once full of light and hope but is now swallowed by darkness!
Bakugo Katsuki’s breathing became a little heavy.
For the first time, he felt a genuine… fear and… uneasiness from the bottom of his heart towards Izuku Midoriya, whom he had always regarded as “waste”.
After a brief static display, the image on the screen finally began to slowly flow, like the prelude to a drama filled with darkness and despair, beginning to show the audience in the heavens and the worlds how terrifying and desperate the “desperate scheming” of the blackened hero known as “Villain Deku” was…
Chapter 51: System Revealed, Desperate Strategy (Old Version)
…chilling.
The first clip played did not show “VillainDeku” engaging in a thrilling head-on battle with a powerful hero as many people expected.
Quite the opposite.
In this clip, “VillainDeku” himself hardly ever shows up.
He is like a ghost hidden in the deepest darkness, a mastermind manipulating puppets. With his desperate wisdom and strategy, he plays with one famous and powerful professional hero after another in the society, making them fall into unprecedented difficulties and despair.
The scene begins with several professional heroes who are ranked quite high in the world of “My Hero Academia” performing a seemingly ordinary patrol mission.
Among them is the Fire Hero Endeavor, the man with a powerful fire quirk who inherited the position of No. 1 hero after All Might retired.
This also includes the winged hero Hawks, a young hero with great speed and keen insight who is deeply loved by the people.
There are also several other professional heroes who are equally powerful and experienced.
They looked alert and worked in perfect harmony, patrolling the city’s streets and buildings, searching for possible enemies and dangers.
Everything seems to be no different from usual.
However, they did not know that an invisible net carefully woven by “VillainDeku”, full of malice and calculation, had quietly enveloped them.
“Endeavor, at 12 o’clock, a suspicious heat source has been detected, suspected enemy arson.”
Hawks’ voice came clearly into Endeavor’s ears through the communicator.
“Got it! I’ll go check it out! You guys stay alert!”
Endeavor responded in a deep voice, then transformed into a burning flame and rushed in the direction Hawks pointed.
However, when Endeavor arrived at the scene, he found that there was no arsonist there at all, only an abandoned warehouse that had been carefully arranged and filled with flammable materials.
And the moment he stepped into the warehouse, the detonator hidden in the dark was quietly triggered!
“boom–!!!”
With a deafening roar and a violent explosion, the entire abandoned warehouse was instantly engulfed! A raging fire shot up into the sky, dyeing half the sky red!
“Endeavor!”
Hawks and the other heroes heard the explosion over the communicator, were horrified, and rushed to the explosion site.
However, this is just the beginning.
On their way to the explosion site, they encountered various carefully designed “accidents” and “traps” one after another.
Some of the roads collapsed suddenly, catching them off guard.
Some were steel bars and concrete that fell from the sky, forcing them to dodge in a panic.
Some of the communication equipment had been destroyed in advance, making the connection between them intermittent.
There are even some… ordinary citizens whose minds are temporarily controlled by “VillainDeku” through some means, and they suddenly attack them, making them afraid to act rashly and unable to do anything.
These traps, taken individually, may not be fatal.
However, when they appear one after another in a way that is…interlocking, progressive, as if they have undergone countless precise calculations and deductions, the trouble and distress they cause is unimaginable!
These professional heroes who are usually so majestic and respected are now like monkeys being played with, running around in one trap after another, looking exhausted and in a mess.
Their physical strength was constantly being consumed, and their spirits were becoming increasingly tense and anxious due to the continuous “accidents”.
They even began to wonder if they had fallen into a trap set by an enemy with a powerful illusion personality?
However, they didn’t know that the culprit behind all this wasn’t some powerful personality, but simply… a young man hiding in the dark, using his terrifying wisdom to manipulate them…
The light curtain’s camera occasionally switches to the perspective of “VillainDeku”.
He did not appear on the battlefield, but… was in a dim and messy room that looked like an abandoned factory.
In front of him were dozens of surveillance screens flashing different images.
Those screens clearly showed professional heroes like Endeavor and Hawks running around the city in a panic and getting hit one after another.
“VillainDeku” sat quietly in front of the screen, holding a cup of…what seemed to be black coffee in his hand, with a…cold and mocking smile on the corner of his mouth.
His eyes were as calm as a bottomless cold pond, without a single ripple.
It seemed as if the predicaments and struggles of the heroes before him were nothing more than a drama… directed by him himself, full of black humor…
From time to time, he would even stretch out his slender fingers and gently press a few buttons on a controller in front of him.
And with every press of his button, a new “accident” or a new “trap” would appear on the battlefield, making the already troubled heroes even more miserable.
“What a bunch of… stupid ‘heroes’.”
“VillainDeku” looked at the screen and saw that Endeavor, in his haste to rescue his companions, fell into a clever explosion trap again and was blown to pieces. The mocking smile at the corner of his mouth became more obvious.
He gently shook the coffee cup in his hand and whispered in a tone that was almost like talking to himself, full of disdain and contempt:
“He possesses a powerful ‘personality’, yet he only relies on brute force to solve problems.
He was clearly tasked with the mission of ‘saving others’, but he couldn’t even protect himself.”
“How vulnerable your ‘justice’ and your ‘belief’ are in the face of absolute ‘wisdom’. How… ridiculous.”
His voice was cold and calm, without any emotional fluctuations, but it was like the sharpest knife, piercing through the hypocritical and fragile “coats” of those so-called “heroes”.
Chapter 52: Heijiu’s appearance, cold taunting (old version)
When the audience from all the heavens and worlds in front of the light curtain saw this scene, they all felt a chill… from head to toe!
They finally understood why this “VillainDeku” was given the title of “Desperate Wisdom”!
He doesn’t even need to do it himself!
He only needs to hide behind the scenes, move his fingers, and use his terrifying analytical and planning abilities to manipulate a group of powerful professional heroes and put them in desperate situations!
This kind of fighting method… using wisdom as a weapon, human hearts as a chessboard, and the entire city as a battlefield, is more… terrifying and desperate than those battles that rely solely on brute force!
Because you never know where his next trap will appear.
You never know which weakness of yours his next plan will target.
You can’t even… find his shadow!
This feeling of powerlessness and uncertainty… of being manipulated by an invisible enemy is the most…desperate!
“Oh my god… this ‘VillainDeku’… is too scary!”
“He…he didn’t even use any ‘Quibert’! He just relied on his own brain to fool those heroes!”
“This kind of intelligent villain is a hundred times more terrifying than those reckless men who only know how to fight and kill!”
“I’m starting to feel a little sympathetic towards those heroes… The enemy they’re facing isn’t one that can be understood with common sense!”
The barrage section was also plunged into shock and… a hint of fear due to the playback of this first clip.
The relaxed and joyful atmosphere that was originally brought about by the “God of Directionlessness” Zoro disappeared at this moment.
Instead, there was a kind of…heavy, oppressive…dignity.
Everyone realized that this “Concept God” ranked 19th was completely different from the previous “God of Directionlessness” with a unique style of painting.
What he represents is true… darkness, despair, and… the terrifying wisdom that subverts everything!
Chapter 56: Insight into Weaknesses, Precise Strike
On the light screen of the heavens, the chilling scene continued to play.
If we say that the first clip only allowed the audiences of all worlds to have a preliminary understanding of the terrifying wisdom of “VillainDeku” who was like a ghost, hiding behind the scenes and manipulating everything.
Then, the following clips show everyone in more detail and more nakedly how this incarnation of “desperate wisdom” calmly and cruelly analyzes the weaknesses of each professional hero like the most precise scalpel, and uses these weaknesses to strike them with precise and fatal blows!
On the screen, a female professional hero appeared, known for her speed and agility.
She is agile and nimble, like a cheetah, shuttling between the buildings in the city at high speed, trying to hunt down a “bait” deliberately released by “VillainDeku” – a small character who is not very powerful but is extremely good at escaping.
The voice of “Villain Deku” sounded off-screen like a cold voiceover, analyzing the characteristics of this female hero without any emotion:
“Hero codename ‘Gas Phantom’, personality quirk ‘Super-High-Speed Movement’, maximum speed can reach the speed of sound.
Advantages: Highly maneuverable, good at pursuit and raids.
Disadvantages: Relatively poor endurance, not good at prolonged battles, and personality… a bit impatient, easily provoked and tempted.
Following “VillainDeku’s” analysis, the “Gas Phantom” in the picture really became a little impatient because he couldn’t catch up with the cunning “bait”.
Her speed was getting faster and faster, and the pursuit was getting deeper and deeper. Gradually, she deviated from her original patrol area and entered an area with complex terrain, full of various narrow alleys and abandoned buildings.
“Very good, we have entered the designated location.”
“VillainDeku” that cold voice sounded again, and the corners of his mouth seemed to raise an imperceptible arc.
Immediately afterwards, in that complex terrain, various traps set for the “Gas Phantom” were triggered one after another!
Some were huge iron nets that suddenly fell from the sky, trying to restrict her movements.
Some of them were strong adhesives hidden in the dark, which almost stuck her feet to the ground when she moved at high speed.
Some of them were trip wires set up in blind spots, which almost made her fall to the ground while running at high speed.
Although these traps are not particularly powerful individually, the timing and location of their appearance have been carefully calculated, just enough to maximize the interference with the actions of “Gas Phantom” and consume her physical strength and patience.
“Impatient… is a big taboo in military strategy, Miss Hero.”
There was a hint of mockery in the voice of “VillainDeku”.
Finally, after encountering more than a dozen traps of varying sizes but nonetheless extremely annoying, the “Phantom”‘s strength began to decline severely and its speed also slowed down significantly.
And just when she was showing a flaw due to anger and fatigue…
Several enemies who had been lying in ambush in the dark, although not as strong as her, but good at coordination and control, launched attacks from all directions at the same time like poisonous snakes!
Although “Gas Phantom” fought hard, it was eventually exhausted and had consumed too much energy in various traps, so it gradually fell into a disadvantage. In the end… it was subdued by the enemy using special restraint tools.
From beginning to end, “VillainDeku” never appeared in person.
He is just like a cold-blooded hunter, patiently observing the habits of his prey, then setting up ingenious traps and waiting for the prey to fall into the trap…
The screen switches again.
This time, a power-type professional hero appeared, known for his strong defense and his firm principle of “not harming innocent civilians.”
He is tall and strong, like an iron tower, and his personality is that he can harden his body to the extreme, resisting most physical attacks.
“Hero codename ‘Immovable Fortress’, personality ‘Absolute Hardening’.
Advantages: Amazing defense and strong will.
Disadvantages: Relatively slow movement speed, and…