Gods: I am kind by nature, no one forces me to be kind

Punching Marvel, Zhou Chengyi flattened the Black Palace and rode on the head of Damika as the emperor.

Kicking DC, Zhou Chengyi became brothers with Lucifer, became one of the lords of hell, and started his career of dominating DC.

In Journey to the West, Zhou Chengyi became the Five Great Emperors, the Xuanling Emperor, the Jiuqi Great Lord, the Great God of Justice, the Present Buddha of Buddhism, the Supreme Light of Only I Buddha, and he tore apart the Buddhas such as Tathagata and Dipankara, and finally became the Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian.

Before the creation of the universe, Pangu in the Chaos Green Lotus looked at Zhou Chengyi beside him and was confused? Is this his younger brother? The second son of Dadao Dad?

Gods: I am kind by nature, no one forces me to be kind
Chapter 1: I Want to Punch My Kidney at the Beginning
Brain storage place, hand over your brains.
Where is this? My head hurts.
Zhou Chengyi slowly opened his eyes, and the scene before him was both strange and shocking – a graceful woman in a tight nurse uniform, holding a sharp scalpel in her hand, was standing quietly beside his bed.
Fragments of memory came flooding back like a tide. He was once a Taiyi Golden Immortal and had gone through countless tribulations. However, at the peak of his powers, he was negligent for a moment and perished along with his fellow man, falling to the sky.
However, fate did not seem to abandon him completely. He was miraculously reborn and returned to this familiar yet strange modern world.
Was it this beauty who saved me?
Something was wrong. Zhou Chengyi found that his body was tied up tightly, lying face down on the bed, and a middle-aged man was riding on his hind legs.
Damn! Where did that 1 come from! You’re looking for death!
“He’s my wife, I’m my wife.” The beautiful nurse looked at the man riding on Zhou Chengyi’s hind legs and asked.
“Continue.”
The beautiful nurse immediately pointed the knife at Zhou Chengyi’s lower back.
????
Two bastards, and they are going to bite their own kidneys?
Zhou Chengyi clenched his fists tightly, and a fierce aura burst out from him. The ropes tied around Zhou Chengyi broke instantly, and the man was thrown out directly.
The hot nurse was directly stunned by Zhou Chengyi’s aura. If I was not mistaken, it was pink.
As a veteran Doraemon, no, looking through the gap between people, Zhou Chengyi saw the situation below clearly the moment the beauty flew backwards.
The middle-aged man with a mustache got up from the ground and shouted: “人が来て, 日く人が来て.”
This bastard dares to call for help?
Zhou Chengyi was furious.
“Host’s anger detected, system activated, strongest emotion system activated.”
Emmm, system? Damn? How funny is this? I am already at the level of Taiyi Jinxian, and I still need a system?
“Sorry, the host’s strength is detected to be too high, the system automatically unbinds!”
You’re here, and you still want to run? Zhou Chengyi swept his mind and quickly found the system in his body. He cast a spell to freeze the system that had turned into a ball and was about to escape, and it was instantly fixed in place and unable to move.
First deal with the Japanese in front of you, and then deal with the dog system imprisoned in your soul.
Looking at the bastard who got up, Zhou Chengyi slapped him, and then the bastard’s head fell off.
At the beginning, kill a Baka to cheer yourself up.
The boss’s scream attracted the bastards outside the door to rush in, with guns in their hands spewing flames and bullets pouring towards Zhou Chengyi like raindrops.
Zhou Chengyi remained calm and raised his arm slightly. As if an invisible force was surging, the speeding bullets froze in the air, as if time had stopped at this moment.
When the bastards saw this scene, their eyes were filled with horror and despair.
“Go!” Zhou Chengyi shouted in a low voice. Although his voice was light, it contained irresistible majesty.
In an instant, the bullets that were fixed seemed to be controlled by an invisible hand. They reversed their direction, whizzed back, and pierced through the bodies of one baka after another.
The bastards who had rushed into the room with such great momentum just now had all collapsed to the ground, leaving only silence and death.
Kill bastards, no guilt involved.
Zhou Chengyi put on his clothes, listened to the shouting and screaming outside, and snapped his fingers again, directly freezing the space.
Then, he looked at the beautiful lady who had fainted against the wall and blew a breath.
This beautiful woman woke up and looked at Zhou Chengyi in fear: “I want to help you.”
Zhou Chengyi frowned and communicated with her directly with his mind: “Where is this place?”
The beautiful lady looked at Zhou Chengyi in confusion. He didn’t open his mouth! Where did the sound come from?
“I am communicating with you through my divine thoughts. I am asking you, where is this place? What year is it?”
“Sir, please spare me! It’s none of my fault. They did it all. I’m just a nurse. Master Ba! Master Ba, please spare me! Master Ba, please spare me!”
Zhou Chengyi scratched his head in embarrassment. This little bastard, it was obvious that his ancestors had studied abroad in Siberia.
“Miss, you don’t want to die like them, do you? Then answer my questions honestly.”
“Hawaii, 2008.”
“Very good, miss, now kneel down, pull up your hair, and open your mouth. Ahem, no, tell me, what do you do?”
“We are a subsidiary organization of the Hand.”
The Hand? The Hand? It sounded so familiar. It was Marvel. He had come to the Marvel world. Zhou Chengyi smiled. The Hand was founded by five people who were expelled from Kunlun in pursuit of immortality. They did many evil things in pursuit of immortality.
Should he destroy the entire group in a snap of his fingers? Or should he let them struggle?
Zhou Cheng intended to be in deep thought.
Perfect opportunity! The beautiful nurse who was panicked before suddenly had a gleam of determination in her eyes. She tightly grasped the sharp blade in her hand and stabbed Zhou Chengyi’s lower abdomen without hesitation.
This bastard is really decisive. He goes straight to the vital points without showing any mercy!
If ordinary people were hit by this knife, they would probably be separated from their brothers and would never be able to recover.
Fortunately, Zhou Chengyi possessed the “Nine Revolutions Profound Art”, which is the greatest achievement since the creation of the world.
There was no sound of the blade entering the flesh, but she looked stunned – the blade actually stopped in front of Zhou Chengyi’s lower abdomen and did not penetrate at all.
Zhou Chengyi smiled indifferently, waved his hand lightly, and easily snatched the sharp blade from the beautiful nurse’s hand, and stabbed it into the chest of the beautiful woman with his backhand.
Clean up the battlefield.
Following the great tradition of taking away every last bit of property, Zhou Chengyi pocketed all the valuables in the base, then slowly flew into the sky in front of the people who were frozen.
Zhou Chengyi sneered as he floated above the sky, holding a cigarette between his fingertips. He waved his hand casually, and a blazing flame leaped from his palm, like a meteor streaking through the sky. In an instant, the base of the Hand’s subordinate organization was annihilated in the blazing flames, leaving only ashes.
“Hello, is this 911? I want to call the police. Yes, there is a fire here.”
….
“Sir, our affiliated organization was destroyed this morning.”
“Who did it?”
“The details are still unclear, the only clue seems to be related to a Chinese man.”
A Chinese man? Could he be from Kunlun?
Thinking of this, the leader of the Shura Society branch paced back and forth in the room restlessly.
Finally, he stopped and looked at his subordinates: “Weizhen, has she returned?”
“Yes, my lord, Tail Needle has returned safely.”
“Send her to me at once.”
“Yes, sir!”
Soon, a masked European and American woman with blonde hair like a waterfall and blue eyes like the sea appeared in the room in an instant.
“leader.”
“Tail Needle, I now have an important mission… Do you understand?”
“A man from Kunlun? Interesting. Regardless of whether he is from Kunlun or not, I want to drink all his blood.”
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World peace is really good. It’s Marvel at its best, with all kinds of peace news everywhere.
A few years ago, Ghost Rider caused a big fuss, and then the Hulk showed his power and beat up the military. It was really peaceful!
The purple sweet potato fairy will come to Earth in the future. From this perspective, the Earth is really peaceful.
Should I take the purple potato spirit as my subordinate or the stewed egg as my subordinate? This is a question.
Zhou Chengyi was thinking while sitting at a dining table by the beach, swallowing Da Meilika’s food in big mouthfuls. He had to admit that he really couldn’t get used to it.
As for the dog system, Zhou Chengyi plans to dismantle it for research, and then make a few systems to trick Marvel heroes when he has nothing to do.
Zhou Chengyi would rather not use this broken thing.
After all, this system is too crappy.
Zhou Chengyi can subdue it with one move, so what’s the use of it?
Should we turn it into a loli with blonde hair, blue eyes, and animal ears?
“I’m telling you, Zhou Chengyi, don’t be too proud. You detained me without authorization. When I get out, just wait for our system family’s revenge!”
This dog system dares to threaten me? How can I tolerate this?
Countless lightning bolts and strong energy rushed towards the dog system frantically, causing the dog system to squeak and scream.
Damn it, you can’t tell the difference between the big and small kings! You dare to be so arrogant in your own territory, damn it.
“I give in! I give in!”
Zhou Chengyi smiled and was about to interrogate the dog system when a beautiful white lady with a curvy figure, wearing quite revealing clothes and having a very nice body, suddenly sat down next to Zhou Chengyi.
Zhou Chengyi had to look at Ms. Damilik who was sitting over there, and pushed his sunglasses down at the same time.
As the saying goes, when you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you.
Indeed, this abyss is really deep, white and huge. No, how can an abyss be white and huge? It’s because the mountains around it are too majestic.
When the girl saw Zhou Chengyi’s unscrupulous gaze, she smiled, slowly moved to Zhou Chengyi’s side, and swallowed her saliva.
I see. Another superficial woman who comes to lust after my body.
No, Zhou Chengyi took a quick look and found that this woman was from the Shuhe Society.
Haha, it came pretty quickly!
The woman lifted her hair and moved closer to Zhou Chengyi. She smiled and said, “Mighty man, I’m Emma. You look like my ex-boyfriend. Seeing you reminds me of him. Can we come to my house and talk about it in detail?”
In-depth communication? Is that the in-depth communication I was thinking of?
This white girl, just tell her what she is talking about, why is she secretly rubbing her legs against her own?
So direct? Holy shit?
Emmm, look at what these Hand bastards are planning to do.
“OK!”
Hearing Zhou Chengyi say OK, Emma went straight to the point and pulled Zhou Chengyi away.
Harley-Davidson motorcycles come from those friends who live a good life.
The road to her house is very long and there are many red lights, so I have to brake frequently.
Of course, Zhou Chengyi would never admit that he braked suddenly on purpose.
Emma hugged Zhou Chengyi’s waist tightly and braked! Wow! It’s really surging! Brothers, do you understand?
Soon, they arrived at Emma’s house. As soon as Zhou Chengyi and Emma entered the door, Emma turned around and hugged Zhou Chengyi.
Looking at Zhou Chengyi who was breathing heavily, Emma put the dagger directly on Zhou Chengyi’s neck.
“You are the one who destroyed our subordinate organization, right? Who are you? Are you from Kunlun?”
That’s the level.
Zhou Chengyi would be very disappointed with his opponents. This was a sign of disrespect for him, Zhou Chengyi!
Send such a weakling.
It’s also called a tail needle.
What a piece of rubbish.
You guys are from the Hand-in-Hand Society, right? If you mess with me, you’ll be considered to have hit a wall.
Zhou Chengyi quickly glanced around the room, saw no one, and then he headbutted.
And then nothing happened.
Emma’s head was smashed by Zhou Chengyi into a broken watermelon, with red and white scattered all over the ground.
It’s really a waste of time to torture the dog system.
“Tell me, who created you?”
The system trapped in Zhou Chengyi’s soul trembled: “I cannot tell His name!”
“Then let me guess, God? Heaven? Buddha?”
The dog system shook its head quickly. It was interesting that a ball could actually perform such an action.
Zhou Chengyi touched his chin and continued to ask: “Hell? Ah San? Religion?”
Well, the dog system didn’t shake its head. Zhou Chengyi smiled. It seemed that this thing should have come from the hands of one of these three forces.
“hell?”
Very good, the dog system did not shake its head. Zhou Chengyi smiled and clapped his hands.
Hell, who could have created it? Zhou Chengyi began to think.
As we all know, there are seven kings in hell: Lucifer, Leviathan, Satan, Belphegor, Mammon, Beelzebub, and Asmodeus. They correspond to pride, jealousy, anger, laziness, greed, gluttony, and lust respectively.
The one who likes to play this kind of trick is probably Beelzebub.
“Is it Beelzebub?”
Damn, this damn system actually shook its head. Who else except Beelzebub Hell would like to play this kind of tricks?
Suddenly, a name popped up in Zhou Chengyi’s mind! There is only one person in Marvel who likes to play tricks the most, and that is Mephisto.
“What’s your relationship with Mephisto, you bastard?”
The dog system fell silent. It seemed that it was accurate. This was something Mephisto had done. Zhou Chengyi was quite interested in this famous monarch who liked to make contracts, and felt that he could trick Him.
“Do I need to sign some kind of contract to bind myself to you?”
The person in front of him was so smart that his strongest emotional system showed an embarrassed expression, and then a contract immediately emerged from his body.
It’s made of sheepskin, the paper has a tight structure and good elasticity. What era is this now, and Mephisto is still using this medieval junk.
“Sir, as long as you sign the contract, you will become the real host, and all permissions will be open to you…”
My goodness, this treaty is so densely packed with language traps. Is Mephisto playing such a trick? Has he stopped pursuing his cute little knight?
You dog system, you still want to hack me? I will teach you a lesson later.
“There’s no rush for this. Let me first tell you what functions you have.”
“Let the adults digitize you and take you through the journey. You can also get rewards if you complete tasks every day.”
“Huh? You’re so bold! You dare to ask me to complete the task? It’s so outrageous! Every day! You want me to work 997! Don’t I have any freedom and sovereignty? Down with the evil capitalism!”
Countless lightning bolts fell on the dog system, and the broken ball of the dog system was twitching all over due to the electricity.
“Sir! Tell me what you want to do! I’ll change it!”
“It’s too troublesome to complete the task. Isn’t there something simpler? For example, you can become a system that makes your words come true. Just say a few words and let me complete the Nine Revolutions Mysterious Art in an instant.”
Emmm. Is this human language? The Nine Revolutions Mysterious Art is complete? If I had this ability, I would directly create the world and become the Heavenly Dao. I wouldn’t care about this shit system.
“This won’t work, and that won’t work either. I think I’ll just destroy you!”
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Chapter 3 The Strongest Emotion System: Fall! (Old Version)
“Sir! Please spare me! I really can’t do it. How about you change your request?”
Tsk, Zhou Chengyi snorted coldly, and several lightning bolts fell on the dog system, which was directly electrocuted and emitted black smoke.
“For an incompetent and useless system like you, just call me dad from now on. Dad will take you to fly and lead you on the path to the strongest system in the world.”
“Yes! Dad! You are right, I will listen to you!”
What a spineless person, this is the system, rubbish!
Zhou Chengyi lit a cigarette, blew out a smoke ring, and then said: “First of all, you live in Daddy’s body, so you have to pay Daddy some rent; secondly, Daddy helps you become stronger, so you have to give Dad some benefits, otherwise why should I help you become stronger?”
After hearing this, the dog system almost crashed.
You just said you wanted to overthrow capitalism, but now you turn around and exploit yourself. Is this fair?
Seeing that the dog system was silent, Zhou Chengyi snorted coldly: “What? You have an opinion?”
“I dare not, I dare not!”
“Good fellow, I dare not. It seems that there is no such thing as death!”
Countless lightning bolts struck the dog system again, causing it to grimace in pain.
“I don’t like your ball shape! Change!”
As soon as Zhou Chengyi stretched out his hand, the dog system was stunned and turned into a pug.
“That’s very pleasing to the eye. I also got you a little Ergou. How about I find you a corner and let you try it out.”
Is there any justice in this world? I am just a system. Although I have bad intentions, how can I encounter humans who are more hateful than the devils in hell?
“Well, let me see, what are you supposed to pay the rent with? Here, show me all the treasures you can get.”
The dog system shook its head quickly, trying to escape, but Zhou Chengyi would not let it get away. He kicked it, and the dog system fell down in a spin. When it opened its eyes, it found that Zhou Chengyi had grabbed its legs and the dog system began to shake violently.
Countless guns, ammunition, gold, silver and jewelry fell into Zhou Chengyi’s soul. They were all things used by mortals, and there was no magic weapon. Zhou Chengyi was extremely disappointed.
None of the treasures he dreamed of, such as the Chaos Bell, the Four Swords of Zhu Xian, and the Pangu Banner, were there.
These are from the East, and you are from the West. If you don’t have any Eastern treasures, then that’s fine. But you don’t even have anything from hell. That’s too much.
Zhou Cheng was so angry that he threw the dog system to the ground and stepped hard on its head.
“Tell me, what’s the use of a waste like you!”
Zhou Chengyi waved his hand, grabbed the contract on the ground, and prepared to change all the terms in the contract.
The dog system that was being stomped on by Zhou Chengyi on the ground suddenly laughed, and Zhou Chengyi stopped his stomping action.
“Hahaha! You fell into the trap! As long as you have touched the contract, it means you have accepted it! Damn human! How dare you humiliate me! Huh? No, why am I still a pug?” The dog system suddenly turned from ecstasy to panic.
Zhou Chengyi looked at the dog system jokingly, then stretched out his hand, and saw a layer of magic power between the contract and Zhou Chengyi’s palm.
“Dad! I just wanted to show you the face of a demon! Didn’t I look so cool and awesome just now?”
Zhou Chengyi continued to sneer, and with a wave of his hand, the dog system was tied up by countless lightning, and the contract was also turned into powder by lightning.
Screwdrivers, wrenches, pliers and other tools appeared in Zhou Chengyi’s hands.
The dog system looked at Zhou Chengyi in horror: “Dad, what are you going to do? I am your dearest dog!”
“Dog, have you ever heard a saying? If a tree is not pruned, it will not grow straight; if a person is not disciplined, he will be timid; if a dog is not disciplined, it will not be obedient!”
“No! Don’t do that!”
“Come on, open your mouth! Be obedient and be good, don’t make me send you to Emperor Pan. Then I will give you a dragon fruit meal first.”
“ah!!!!”
Zhou Chengyi violently stabbed the thick screwdriver in his hand into the mouth of the dog system. The dog system was gradually collapsing. Zhou Chengyi’s aura became weird, the space around him began to distort, and time seemed to have stopped.
“No! No! Spare me! I don’t want to die!”
“How can a system like you be so afraid of death!”
“No.”
Zhou Chengyi stretched out his hand and waved it gently, and a huge mouth appeared in front of it. The dog system was bound by Zhou Chengyi’s magic power and was unable to struggle. It could only watch itself being swallowed into the mouth, just like a black hole swallowing a planet.
Well, this system is crunchy and doesn’t taste like chicken.
Zhou Chengyi chewed slowly, “Brother Mephisto is a real talent! Where did he get the rules of the world from?”
“Perfect, a little bit of space law, a little bit of time law, a little bit of fraud law, and a little bit of theft law.” Zhou Chengyi said softly.
“That’s what I was wondering, where did the system get those things from? It turns out they were all stolen using the law of theft. Bah! It turns out that your system is a thief!” Zhou Chengyi said with disdain.
He closed his eyes and began to concentrate on sensing the laws of space, time, fraud, and theft within his body.
Zhou Chengyi took a deep breath and suddenly opened his eyes. A mysterious light flashed and a golden light flashed on Zhou Chengyi’s skin. These laws had already been swallowed and he just needed to digest them slowly.
Looking at the dog system that was just an empty shell, Zhou Chengyi used his magic power to write a few words, then installed it, and then with a flick of his hand, the dog system rolled out of Zhou Chengyi’s soul and went to find the person who made it.
No, it’s not a human, it’s a demon.
Hmm? Knock on the door?
“Who?”
“Check the water meter!”
Zhou Chengyi grinned, reached into his crotch, and a Thompson submachine gun appeared in his hand.
Hmm? Why did you take it out from your crotch? Don’t ask me. The answer is the law of space. If I tell you too much, you won’t understand.
Besides, isn’t it very cool and eye-catching to take it out from the crotch?
The members of the Hand outside the door couldn’t wait any longer. Tail Needle hadn’t delivered the message yet, so they just broke down the door.
Several ninjas rushed in with swords.
What era is this? Still using a knife? How out of date!
Let me show you the power of modern technology.
Zhou Chengyi pulled the trigger, and instantly several people in front fell to the ground.
The remaining ninjas immediately raised their hands. After all, facing the Thompson submachine gun, they didn’t think their bodies could withstand a volley of bullets.
Emmmm, I was most afraid that the atmosphere would suddenly become awkward, so Zhou Chengyi spoke first: “Gentlemen, I wonder what you are planning to do?”
The leading ninja raised the knife in his hand high and said, “Sir, do you need a knife? We are from Hao Li Li Knife Co., Ltd.! Take a look at our knives, they are all rare and exquisite.”
The rest of the people nodded and showed the knives in their hands.
“Is this joke funny?” Looking at their charming smiles, Zhou Chengyi directly pulled the bolt of the gun.
“Not funny, not funny at all!”
“Well, now, throw all your knives on the ground, take out all your valuables, and then take off all your clothes.”
Take off clothes? When they saw Zhou Chengyi’s burly figure, their eyes darkened. Could it be that he had met a gay?
Chapter 4: Light is me, darkness is me too (old version)
Mephito has been having a bad time lately, but it’s certainly not because there are no succubi in hell that make him happy.
Instead, his beloved little knight ran away.
When he saw the system in tatters with only its shell left appearing before him.
He was even more upset because a system he had made was dismantled by someone.
Who is it!!! Please do not eat Want Want Mini Cookies in the cinema!
Off topic, it should be, who secretly stole my heart~
That’s not right! Which bastard tore apart his little cutie! The rules of the world inside are gone.
Hmm? There are a few more words in it.
“After careful inspection, I found that your product is too bad and I do not approve its launch. Please update the product and keep working hard!”
This is too much! My Lord! Whose Lord are you! Bastard! Mephisto smashed the broken system in front of him.
Who could it be? The Ancient One? Odin?
Mephisto sneered, “Didn’t you disagree with the release?” You wait for me. Mephisto took out another system from his arms and started processing it.
Finally it was done, Zhou Chengyi took his soul back from the computer.
Since I’m in Marvel now, I have to find an identity for myself.
So Zhou Chengyi hacked directly into the Internet. With Zhou Chengyi’s ability, isn’t it a simple matter to use his soul to hack into various countries?
Zhou Chengyi, a Chinese American, is a wealthy man, a level 6 agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., and a Hydra spy agent.
What? Rich?
That’s thanks to the Hand. Zhou Chengyi directly took over the Hand branch in Hawaii and made hundreds of millions of US dollars.
Delicious.
Perfect, I am both light and darkness, and most importantly, I am rich! Very nice!
Now we need to go to the center of the universe, New York. After all, most of the stories are inseparable from New York.
Soon, Zhou Chengyi arrived in New York. Looking across the sea at Manhattan, he could see towering skyscrapers. In addition to the eye-catching Empire State Building, the Statue of Liberty was also faintly visible.
Zhou Chengyi held a cigarette in his mouth and dialed a number. He called three times before the other party answered.
“Hello, Chief, I’m Level 6 Agent Zhou Chengyi. I’ve completed my mission and have returned to New York.”
“Hmm? Sir, you are mistaken. I am not the director of some department.”
“Director! Let me repeat myself. I am Level 6 Agent Zhou Chengyi. May I ask what my next job is?”
Although One-eyed Egg denied it, Zhou Chengyi, who had very sensitive ears, still heard the information that One-eyed Egg was typing on the computer keyboard quickly.
“Oh, sir, you really have the wrong number.”
The one-eyed boiled egg actually hung up his phone. Oh, forget it. We have to give the one-eyed boiled egg some time to accept new things.
The one-eyed boiled egg was very confused and stared stupidly at Zhou Chengyi’s information on the computer screen.
Level 6 agent, is there really such a person in the bureau? How come I, who am so cautious, have never noticed this?
Huh? So that’s how it is. Zhou Chengyi had offended Alexander Pierce in his early years and was sent to a reserve base in Hawaii to look after the warehouse.
So miserable.
Huh? Such outstanding fighting skills and combat techniques were just thrown away to look after the warehouse in Hawaii?
When Tony led a group of his men and military observers to test his latest developments in a deserted place, they were unexpectedly attacked by terrorists.
He must pay attention to the son of his old friend, the empire’s military collaborator, and the guest of honor of many dignitaries!
Thinking of this, Nick Fury fought back.
Um?
Can’t get in touch?
Nick Fury had to mobilize some authority to find Zhou Chengyi’s location and another mobile phone number.
Zhou Chengyi looked at the incoming call and sneered: “Hello? Selling insurance or something? I don’t buy insurance. I have a high-risk job and I have a heart disease…”
Nick Fury on the other end of the phone looked embarrassed: “Agent Zhou Chengyi, this is Nick Fury.”
“Hmm? You’re the guy from before? Didn’t you say you weren’t?”
“Stop making trouble, Agent Zhou Chengyi. You have worked hard over the years. Now you have a new mission.”
“Shouldn’t I take a vacation first? I’ve been holed up in the jungle in Hawaii for five years!”
“Agent Zhou Chengyi, you have to know that everything you do is for world peace. Don’t get angry. We are all making the world a better place.”
“Okay! Okay! What’s the mission?”
“I want you to investigate Tony’s whereabouts. You should know that he is missing.”
Zhou Chengyi grinned and said, “Sorry, Director, I don’t have the strength to work for such big capitalists and playboys.”
Nick Fury gritted his teeth and said, “This is an order!”
“All right!”
“Coulson will contact you and you will follow his orders!”
“Yes, Chief.”
Watching Nick Fury hang up the phone, Zhou Chengyi directly pulled out the SIM card in his hand, threw it into the sea, reinserted a SIM card, and dialed the number.
“Long live Hydra!”
Alexander Pierce was confused when he answered the phone. Who contacted him?
“Minister Pierce, I am Zhou Chengyi, your loyal subordinate!”
Pierce was confused. Who is Zhou Chengyi? I’ve never heard of him!
“Sorry, you dialed the wrong number.”
Like Nick Fury, Pierce also did not admit that he was Pierce. After he retrieved Zhou Chengyi’s file, he was also confused.
Such an awesome person is his subordinate? How come he doesn’t remember it?
Huh? Just because I disagreed with his participation in the Super Soldier Project, he got angry and sent him to a remote base in Hawaii to look after the warehouse.
Is this true? Why can’t I remember it clearly? However, seeing that there was no problem with the retrieved files, Alexander Pierce thought that he was old and his memory was declining.
Thinking of this, he called Zhou Chengyi again.
Unable to get in touch? Alexander had no choice but to use his authority and quickly contacted Zhou Chengyi.
“My Lord, I have important news to report to you.”
Alexander Pierce asked, “What news?”
“I just received an order from Nick Fury, asking me to follow Coulson’s orders and find the missing Tony Stark. He must be doing this to get closer to Tony.”
Alexander Pierce thought for a long time before he said, “I know. Just do it. If you can get Tony, then get him. Do you understand?”
“Don’t worry, sir, I understand everything! Can I still become a super soldier?”
“We’ll talk about this later.”
Watching Pierce hang up the phone, Zhou Chengyi snorted disdainfully and threw the phone card into the sea.
Holding the coffee in his left hand and a cigarette in his mouth, he began to carefully look for the beautiful scenery of America.
When viewed from the front, a mountain range appears as a peak; it looks different from different distances and heights.
The white people’s big ones are really big, and the flat ones are really flat.
But their backs are really curvy.
Zhou Chengyi’s smile gradually became more dissolute.
Chapter 5: The Slacker King of Stark Enterprises (Old Version)
“I hate the desert. This is no different from being exiled!” Zhou Chengyi complained while sitting in the shaking Hummer.
Coulson, wearing his signature black sunglasses, said nothing.
He had heard too many complaints from Zhou Chengyi along the way and he no longer had the energy to complain.
At this moment, Coulson’s phone suddenly rang.
“Chief, yes, I understand! Okay, we’ll be back soon!”
Seeing Coulson hang up the phone, Zhou Chengyi asked, “What’s the matter? Is there a new mission?”
“Tony has been recovered by the military. We have a new mission. Let’s go back.”
Zhou Chengyi was wearing neat clothes and standing miserably in Stark Building.
That’s right, I, Zhou Chengyi, am a double agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Hydra, and now I’m a member of the Stark Group Security Department!
It’s so difficult and annoying! Why should Coulson go directly to Pepper Potts while I have to stand guard here like an idiot?
Humph! Coulson, you will suffer for it sooner or later.
Hey, who is that? Isn’t that the Black Widow? Zhou Chengyi looked at the Black Widow passing by in the hall and whistled frivolously.
Natasha showed a look of disgust and quickly left the hall.
Why did I let this bastard join Stark Group? You know, a few days ago at the headquarters, this guy tried to talk to me in the middle of the night every day. I clearly rejected him several times, but he still knocked on my door without fail.
If I could beat him, I would have killed him long ago!
How can a level six agent be so good at Kung Fu? This is unscientific!
Bored, Zhou Chengyi decided to slack off. He took out his notebook and started buying Stark stocks at a rapid pace.
As soon as Tony came back, he closed the weapons manufacturing industry, and the stocks of Stark Group went down all the way. Zhou Chengyi knew the plot and was very excited, so he found a corner and started buying stocks of Stark Group.
Coincidentally, Tony, who rarely comes to the company, came and saw Zhou Chengyi playing with his laptop in the corner of the hall.
Tony frowned, said nothing, and took a photo of Zhou Chengyi with his cell phone.
Pepper next to her asked, “Tony, what’s wrong?”
“What does he do?”
“Judging from his clothes, he should be from the security department. He must have just been hired. What’s wrong?”
“fine.”
Tony said it was fine, but when he got to his office he immediately yelled, “JARVIS!”
“I’m here! Boss!”
“Find this person. I want to see his information and what he is doing now.”
“Yes, boss!”
Soon, the ID photo of the black-haired young man with a bright smile appeared in front of Tony Stark. Apart from anything else, he was really strong. Tony suspected that if the young man in front of him ran and bumped into him, he might break a bone.
Zhou Chengyi.
This is the name of the black-haired strong man.
His home address and other information are very ordinary. There is nothing special about him, and he didn’t graduate from an Ivy League school.
“Jarvis, I want to see what he’s doing now?”
Soon, Zhou Chengyi’s real-time image appeared in front of Tony.
Zhou Chengyi hid in the corner, crossed his legs, smoking a cigarette, holding a cup of coffee, and fiddling with his cell phone.
It doesn’t look like he’s here to work.
Tony felt a little blood rushing to his forehead, what a damn bastard.
“Zoom in, I want to see what he is doing!”
Hiss! How could an ordinary person like him have so much money? Why did he join Stark Security? And is he stupid? Why did he buy shares of Stark Group at this time?
Tony only looked for a while and found that Zhou Chengyi had bought no less than tens of thousands of shares of Stark Enterprises.
Tony instantly developed a strong interest in Zhou Chengyi.
At this time, Pepper led Natasha in.
“Pepper, look!”
“Emm, it looks like a jerk has joined our group.”
Natasha, who was following behind Pepper, twitched her eyes unconsciously.
“No, no, no, take a closer look.” Tony pointed at Zhou Chengyi’s cell phone and said.
After watching for a while, Pepper said in surprise: “He is buying the company’s stock. He is so rich, why does he want to join the company! Happy!”
Happy walked in from outside the door.
“I want you to lead the security personnel to bring this person up.”
Happy nodded.
Zhou Chengyi downstairs seemed to have noticed something. He looked up, raised the coffee in his hand towards the camera, and smiled frivolously at Tony.
It was a provocation to him, Tony’s face darkened.
“Happy, hurry up, he’s noticed we’re observing him, don’t let him get away!”
“yes!”
Natasha cursed Zhou Chengyi in her heart, this bastard, why was he so high-profile.
“By the way, who is this? Pepper.”
“This is Natalie. She recently joined Stark Group. She’s very good. I want her to be my assistant!”
“Hello, Mr. Stark.”
“Wow! Beauty, I’m rooting for you! Come on!” After all, Natasha has a curvy figure, and Tony couldn’t help but reveal his true nature.
Why did he feel like there was a fire burning next to him? Tony turned his head slowly and looked at Pepper awkwardly.
“Pepper, I didn’t mean that!”
“That’s enough, Tony! We have a lot of questions right now. The stock market has plummeted recently and many people are asking me questions.”
“Don’t worry, we have absolute controlling rights, they can’t do anything to us!”
“Okay! Okay!”
“Boss, I’ve brought the person up here!”
Happy and four or five security guards brought Zhou Chengyi in.
So tall! So strong! Tony circled Zhou Chengyi several times, but Zhou Chengyi didn’t care and continued drinking coffee.
“Interesting! You don’t look like an ordinary person!”
“Of course, I don’t consider myself an ordinary person either, look!”
Zhou Chengyi posed several times to show off his muscles.
“Stop, stop. If you are so rich, why did you join the company? And why did you buy stocks of so many companies? Mr. Zhou, I am calling you right, right? Tell me, who are you?”
“Can I request a seat? This is a long story!”
“Happy!”
Happy pushed a seat next to Zhou Chengyi.
Zhou Chengyi sat down coquettishly, crossed his legs, held a cigarette in his mouth and said slowly: “I am Zhou Chengyi, a level 6 agent of the Strategic National Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau. I have been ordered to join Stark Enterprises to protect your safety. As for the money, of course it’s mine! I am happy to buy your company’s stocks, because you are a genius, and Stark Group’s stocks will definitely go up.”
“Haha!” Zhou Chengyi’s previous words and actions made Tony very unhappy, but he could not deny that Zhou Chengyi’s vision was indeed very good and that he was a genius.
Natasha sighed in her heart. She had just winked at this guy in vain. He had already said it out loud. Why did the director let him partner with her? Annoying! Very annoying! Such a stupid teammate is really annoying.
“Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency?” Pepper thought of something and found the business card given by Coulson from her pocket.
“What’s going on?” Tony looked at Pepper.
“Someone approached me when you held a press conference a few days ago and said they wanted to talk about how you got out of trouble.”
“Oh, things are getting interesting.”
Chapter 6 Nick Fury: I’m going to exile that bastard (old version)
Tony took the business card handed over by Pepper, looked at it, and then threw it to Zhou Chengyi.
“You two are together, right?”
Zhou Chengyi threw Coulson’s business card on the ground in disgust: “I don’t know this half-bald guy.”
“Do you think I believe it?”
“Okay, okay, we are indeed in the same group, but I don’t like him. Why can he contact Pepper openly, while I have to work at Stark Enterprises to protect you, an evil capitalist and playboy!”
“It seems like you have a lot of complaints!”
“Of course, I’m the best, but they asked me to do this kind of work. I’m very unhappy.”
“So what do you want?”
“Excuse me, your security department is too lame to protect you, so I’ll get straight to the point. I want you to obey my orders.”
Tony’s face turned cold: “Happy, throw this arrogant man out of here.”
“Tony, let me ask you one more question, are you sure?”
“Are you trying to threaten me? Go ahead, Happy, I don’t want to see him anymore!”
“Sir, please!”
Zhou Chengyi stood up, and Happy had to look up at Zhou Chengyi. Suddenly, he felt that he might not be Zhou Chengyi’s opponent, so he immediately asked other security personnel to come over.
“Although I hate to come to protect you, I don’t want my mission to fail. You’d better give our Strategic National Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau some face and don’t force me to do it!”
Natasha is going crazy! What does Zhou Chengyi want to do?
“Hahahaha! You’re so crazy! Happy, break his legs! Let his bureau know that I, Tony, am not someone to be trifled with!”
As soon as Happy raised his hand, he found himself flying backwards and his stomach hurt.
How is it possible? Tony stared at Zhou Chengyi in amazement. In the blink of an eye, Happy and four or five security guards fell to the ground.
“Okay, Tony, I don’t want to play this game with you, just listen to me and don’t make me upset.”
Little Pepper on the side was already frightened and immediately activated the alarm!
Dozens of security guards armed with batons rushed into the office.
Zhou Chengyi stretched and said, “I haven’t exercised for a long time. I’ll show you how terrible I am!”
I was shocked. Is this a human? How is it possible?
Everyone looked at the security personnel lying on the ground, and then looked at Zhou Chengyi in fear, who was still holding a coffee and smoking.
At this moment, Zhou Chengyi’s phone rang.
“Everyone, do you have any objection to me taking a call?”
No one dared to say no. Tony looked around, trying to find something that could defeat Zhou Chengyi.
“Asshole, what are you doing? You damn asshole!” The one-eyed boiled egg started scolding Zhou Chengyi!
“Of course I am completing the task you assigned to me!”
“Did I ask you to protect Tony like this?”
“No, but my plan now is better!”
“you…….”
Before One-Eyed Braised Egg could finish his words, Zhou Chengyi had already hung up the phone.
The phone rang again, but Zhou Chengyi didn’t even look at it and just turned it off.
Tony felt that things were going to be troublesome as he was so unruly that he even disobeyed the orders of his superiors.
“Alright. Tony, you should be obedient. From now on I will be your security chief and personal bodyguard.”
“You bastard, I’m not going to hire you, get out of here.”
But Zhou Chengyi didn’t look at Tony, but strode up to Pepper.
“Ms. Potts, I’m sure you’ve seen how powerful I am. Do you think with someone as powerful as me protecting Tony, he would still have the same accident as last time?”
Zhou Chengyi’s words instantly made Xiao Lajiao’s heart moved. Indeed, Zhou Chengyi’s skills were so good!
Seeing that Pepper was moved, Zhou Chengyi hurriedly said, “Ms. Potts, no one can hurt Mr. Tony with me here. I am proficient in all kinds of weapons, especially in protecting politicians!”
“Very good, I agree!”
“Pepper? What are you talking about?”
“Tony, I’m in charge of this matter! I can’t lose you again!” Pepper looked at Tony seriously.
Looking at Pepper’s eyes, Tony gave in: “Okay, okay, I get it, you bastard better not mess with me!”
“Ms. Potts, you have a very good eye. Let’s talk about my treatment!”
“Damn bastard, weren’t you ordered to protect me?”
Zhou Chengyi shrugged: “If you give me money, I will protect you better!”
“One hundred thousand per month!”
“Ms. Potts, you are so generous! Don’t worry, I will never let Mr. Stark get hurt!”
At this time Tony’s phone rang and Tony picked up it.
“Hello, Mr. Tony, I am Nick Fury, Director of the Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency…”
Before Nick Fury finished his introduction, the phone in Tony’s hand had already appeared in Zhou Chengyi’s hand.
“Okay, Chief, I’ve taken care of it. I will protect Mr. Stark well. Goodbye!”
Zhou Chengyi hung up the phone and blocked the number directly.
“Bastard! Bastard! This damn bastard! I’m going to exile him! Send him to Alaska to protect polar bears!” Nick Fury was furious.
Emmm, Coulson lowered his head and dared not speak.
It took a long time for Nick Fury to calm down.
At this time Natasha called him.
“Natasha! Why didn’t you stop him!” Nick Fury came up and put the blame on Natasha.
“Chief, are you kidding me? Do you think I can stop this big bear?”
“Alright! He’s causing such a fuss, you need to change your plans!”
“I understand! Also, don’t tell him anything anymore.”
…….
“Wow, the life of capitalists is so corrupt.” Zhou Chengyi seemed to have arrived at his own home. He picked up a glass of wine from Tony’s wine rack and started drinking.
Tony said coldly: “This bottle of wine costs 60,000 US dollars, deduct it from your salary!”
“Come on, Tony, be more generous. After all, I am also a small shareholder of the company. By the way, can you introduce me to a few small shareholders of the company? I want to buy their stocks.”
Tony sneered: “Are you dreaming? I would rather buy it myself than let you do it.”
“Okay, okay!”
Zhou Chengyi lay lazily on the big sofa in Tony’s house.
“It’s nothing important, you are not allowed to go down there.”
“Okay, I know, I have to pay attention to your privacy. How many do you plan to call?”
“How many?”
Zhou Chengyi made a gesture of applauding for love, which made Tony roll his eyes.
“I can beat ten of them, you bastard!”
Tony sighed helplessly and went downstairs to study his armor.
Hmm? There was someone outside the door. Zhou Chengyi stood up and looked at the door. Little Pepper led Obadiah in.
“Good evening!”
“Good evening, Mr. Zhou. Where’s Tony?”
“Down there! I’d be happy to call him for you.”
Watching Zhou Chengyi going down, Obadiah turned around and asked Little Pepper: “Who is this? I haven’t seen him before? Where’s Happy?”
“The company’s new security chief and Tony’s personal bodyguard.”
Obadiah frowned, and no one knew what he was thinking!
Feilu novel, Fei will make you look good!
Chapter 7 The Third Largest Shareholder of Stark Group (Old Version)
“How’s it out there?”
Obadiah sat at the piano and said while playing, “What else can I do? If you can go, it will be much smoother. By the way, I brought you a pizza. I put it on the table.”
Tony reached out to grab the pizza on the table, but Zhou Chengyi grabbed his hand.
“Sorry, everything you eat needs to be checked by me!”
After saying that, Zhou Chengyi picked up a piece of pizza and started eating it while fiddling with his notebook. Of course, Zhou Chengyi knew that the pizza was fine, he just wanted to eat it.
Obadiah frowned, “Tony, where did you find this person from? He is a security director and doesn’t know the rules!”
“Mr. Stanley, I urge you to be respectful to me. I am not only Tony’s security director and personal bodyguard, but also one of the shareholders of Stark Group.”
“Huh?” Obadiah looked at Tony in confusion.
Tony shrugged. “He bought a lot of our stock these past two days. About 1.27%.”
Zhou Chengyi handed the pizza to Tony, then showed everyone the shares on his notebook: “Correction, now I have 8.79%. Sorry, I am now the third largest shareholder of Stark Group.”
Emmmm, everyone was silent and stared at Zhou Chengyi closely.
“What’s wrong? Gentlemen and ladies? Are you a little surprised? Don’t look at me like that. I know I’m handsome, as handsome as you readers.”
Tony recovered and said, “You bastard, how did you do that!”
“What are you talking about? Why am I so handsome? Of course it’s because of the support of the readers.”
“You know that’s not what I’m talking about!”
“Oh, you mean stocks! Rich! Willful!”
Obadiah didn’t say anything, but looked at Zhou Chengyi carefully. The man in front of him turned out to be a shareholder of Stark Group. When did this happen? How could I not know? I must win him over, so Obadiah quickly said, “Mr. Zhou, please forgive my impoliteness just now.”
“It’s okay, it’s okay!”
“Tony, we have to talk.” Obadiah looked at Tony seriously.
Zhou Chengyi shrugged: “Do you need me to step aside?”
“No need. Mr. Zhou, as the shareholder second only to Tony and me, I think you can help me persuade Tony! Let me be frank, Tony, the board of directors claims that you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, and they have filed a restraining order!”
“What?” Tony looked confused.
“They’re going to stop you.”
“Because the stock dropped forty points? We knew this would happen.”
“To be exact, it’s 56.6,” Zhou Chengyi quickly added.
“Okay, okay, 56.6, none of that matters, we own a controlling stake in the company.”
Obadiah said seriously, “Tony, the board has its own rights. They say that you and your new direction are not in the best interest of the company.”
“I am responsible for my company.”
“That’s enough, Tony. Mr. Zhou, come and persuade Tony too!”
“I don’t want to talk about it. I need to go to the studio.”
“Tony, wait a moment. Mr. Obadiah, I just want to ask you a question.”
“Mr. Zhou, please go ahead.”
“Is Tony a genius?”
“Of course!”
“Then why don’t you try to believe him!”
“I know, but we need to appease the board of directors. Tony, you need to give me something to show them. For example, let the engineers analyze this and draw a parameter drawing!” Obadiah pointed to the reactor on Tony’s chest.
“No, this is absolutely not possible!” Tony is very smart. This thing concerns his life, and he will never hand it over.
“Tony, you have to let me take out a bone and throw it to them. They are like hungry dogs now! Mr. Zhou, please help me persuade Tony. We can’t let the stock price fall any further.”
“Stay with me, this thing, and, Zhou, I don’t want to listen to you.” Tony stood up and was about to leave.
“Tony, I’m on your side. And what’s wrong with stocks going down? I can buy more.”
Huh? The three looked at Zhou Chengyi in shock.
“I’m sorry, Mr. Zhou, you……”
“Don’t worry, Mr. Stanny, Tony will definitely surprise you.”
Zhou Chengyi’s words reminded Obadiah of something: “Tony, can I go down and see what you are busy with?”
But Tony said mercilessly: “Goodnight, Obie!”
Obadiah looked at Zhou Chengyi and Xiao La Jiao helplessly: “Mr. Zhou, Pepper, can you tell me what he is busy with?”
Pepper shook her head: “I don’t understand! It seems to be making a flying device!”
“ha?”
Zhou Chengyi patted Obadiah on the shoulder and said, “Mr. Stani, do you mind if we talk alone?”
“I’d love to.”
…..
“Minister, Tony is making something new. It should be finished soon. It looks like a robot.”
“Oh? This is important. I got some information that may be related to how Tony escaped. Can you get the information?” Pierce asked with interest.
“It’s a bit difficult. I don’t understand it. Besides, Tony’s home is managed by his artificial intelligence. I need technicians. But I think there may be no one in the world who can break Tony’s artificial intelligence.”
Pierce frowned. “Don’t worry about that. What do you think about letting Obadiah find out Tony’s background?”
“I think so.”
“Just keep an eye on Tony recently.”
“I understand, Minister, long live Hydra!”
Zhou Chengyi hung up the phone, got out of the car, walked towards Tony’s villa, and then saw Tony falling from the air to the roof. It is normal that there are always accidents in the first test flight of the new battle suit.
Sure enough, Tony smashed through the ceiling and crashed directly into the basement.
Zhou Chengyi took out an MP5 submachine gun from his crotch and rushed into Tony’s villa.
“JARVIS, I need to know what that was. Call 911 and tell them Tony was attacked.”
Jarvis didn’t know what to say, and after a long while he said, “Mr. Zhou, don’t panic, I have everything under control.”
“Jarvis! I think you need to tell the truth. This is not an ordinary situation!” Zhou Chengyi kicked the door open and his figure flashed in the house like a ghost.
“Boss, Mr. Zhou is coming down!”
“Jarvis, stop him quickly!” Tony didn’t want Zhou Chengyi to see his urine sample.
“No, boss, he’s too fast, he’s at the stairs, come down!”
“Hands up! Huh? Tony?”
Tony stood up awkwardly: “It’s me!”
“Oh, Tony, you look so embarrassed! It seems that the thing you researched has some flaws! You scared me!” Zhou Chengyi stuffed the MP5 submachine gun into his back pocket with his backhand.
Huh? What kind of behavior is this? Tony looked at Zhou Chengyi’s butt curiously.
Zhou Chengyi patted his butt and said to Tony, “Isn’t it particularly perky? I’m envious!”
As Tony took off his armor, he asked curiously, “Where’s the gun?”
“Tony, we all have secrets. Look, I’ve never asked about anything, nor have I told my superiors about it, so you shouldn’t ask about my affairs either.”
“Get out, you bastard.”
Zhou Chengyi spread his hands and left the underground garage directly.
Soon, Tony came up hurriedly: “I need to go out for a while, Zhou!”
Zhou Chengyi, who was drinking red wine upstairs, asked: “What’s the matter?”
“A dinner party. You drive me.”
“Sorry, I’m drunk, go by yourself!”
“You are a very incompetent bodyguard!”
“I think you’ll be safe tonight, and it’ll change your life.”
“hehe!”
Chapter 8 What does Tony and Jarvis have to tell? (Old version)
Tony returned home without saying a word. He modified his armor while watching the news on TV.
Zhou Chengyi was right. He turned to look at Zhou Chengyi who was still drinking, and decided to do something.
Soon, Tony started to put on the armor, and when he saw Zhou Chengyi coming over, he said, “Don’t stop me! You can’t stop me!”
Zhou Chengyi shrugged: “Who said I wanted to stop you? You are going to do good things, why should I stop you!”
“Then how are you going to explain this to your boss?”
“What do I need to explain? I don’t need to explain anything. I am just responsible for protecting your safety. I don’t think anyone can defeat you now!”
Before taking off, Tony looked at Zhou Chengyi closely and said, “Thank you!”
Tony showed his prowess and eliminated many terrorists. He felt very happy. Then, as soon as he flew to California, he was targeted by the military, and two fighter planes followed Tony.
After a brief battle, Tony was no match for the fighter plane. He secretly hung on the fighter plane and called Rhodes.
“Rod, I need help?”
“What?”
“That was me just now! Wait!”
Hmm? The man in front of me is Zhou Chengyi? How can he stand upside down under the plane!
“JARVIS! Did you see that?”
“Yes, boss, I saw it, it was indeed Mr. Zhou.”
“Tony, it looks like you’re in trouble!”
“How did you do that?”
“Secret, we should go! I told you to keep you safe! Let’s go!”
Zhou Chengyi grabbed Tony, and Tony only felt a flash before his eyes, and he stood stupidly at home!
“How did you do it! What’s going on!” Tony looked at Zhou Chengyi.
“Secret, I won’t tell you!”
“no…….”
Seeing Tony was about to say something, Zhou Chengyi rolled his eyes at him and said, “Take off the iron lump on your body first.”
“JARVIS, HELP ME!”
“Yes, sir.”
“Ahhh, ahhhhhh!”
“Sir, the more you twist, the more it will hurt.”
“Be gentle, this is my first time.”
Zhou Chengyi sighed to the sky, what kind of vicious words were these? If others heard them, they would think that Tony had been taken advantage of by a machine.
Fortunately, he recorded the video. He believed that as long as he posted it on the Internet, it would definitely become a hit.
“Sir, Mr. Zhou just recorded it.”
Zhou Chengyi smiled and clicked to play: “Jarvis, help me! Yes, sir, ah o, ah ah ah ah……”
“Emmm, tell me, what do I need you to delete that thing.”
“One billion!”
“You bastard, are you kidnapping me?”
“Ahahaha! Tony, you really can’t take a joke! I was wondering what this would look like if I posted it online. What name should I give it? For example, the story that Tony and his artificial intelligence have to tell? Jarvis: That night, I made my master yell, ‘Be gentle!’? Or Jarvis, be gentle to me, this is my first time? How about these three names? Which one do you think is better? Give me some suggestions, genius!”
“Jarvis! Hack into his phone and delete the recordings!”
Countless lightning bolts wrapped around Zhou Chengyi’s body, and Tony was stunned!
“Sir, I can’t do it. There is a huge electromagnetic field around Mr. Zhou. I can’t hack into it.”
“I, I’ve seen it! Zhou, you really amaze me! Who are you?”
Zhou Chengyi dispersed the lightning, walked to Tony and patted him on the shoulder.
“I told you, we all have secrets! Hello? Chief? What’s the matter?” Zhou Chengyi received a call from Nick Fury before he could finish his words.
“You know what that thing in the sky is, right? Rhodes has just told us everything!”
Zhou Chengyi smiled and said, “I know! It’s a little toy made by Tony.”
Nick Fury was furious and shouted, “You damn bastard! Why didn’t you report it!”
“Report what?”
“Of course, report the matter of Tony’s armor!”
“Chief, what does this have to do with me? You just asked me to protect Tony’s safety.”
“Get out of here now! Immediately, immediately! You are fired!”
Zhou Chengyi picked up his phone to record the conversation and said, “Sorry, Director, can you say it again?”
“Get out of here now, immediately, right now! You are fired!”
“Okay, I’ll wait for the day when you beg me!”
Zhou Chengyi hung up the phone after finishing the recording.
“Feel sorry!”
Zhou Chengyi smiled and said, “Why are you apologizing?”
“I got you fired!”
“It’s no big deal. This black-salted egg will beg me sooner or later! Now I’m fired, so I can’t protect you anymore, Tony! Goodbye!”
Tony looked at Zhou Chengyi who was leaving, and kept muttering in his heart: But I didn’t fire you! You are still my security director and personal bodyguard! Forget it, he was fired, let him relax! Anyway, no one can hurt me!
After leaving Tony’s villa, Zhou Chengyi drove a G-Class and made a phone call immediately.
“Minister Pierce, I have something important to report!”
“Is it about Tony?”
“Yes, that’s right, Minister. The unknown object discovered by the military just now was Tony! Tony was also responsible for what happened over there!”
“How is this possible?”
“Bumi, remember the armor I mentioned he’s been researching? He did it while wearing that armor!”
“Interesting!”
“We need it! Kill Tony!”
“No, no, no! Minister, this armor has flaws. It costs more than the F22, but its performance is not as good as the F22. We need to wait for Tony to perfect it. Also, I was fired by Nick Fury!”
“Just because of this?”
“Yes! Also, I think it would be better to let Obadiah test Tony. He is very ambitious. I heard that Tony’s accident was closely related to him.”
“I already have a plan in mind! Well, go on vacation first!”
Zhou Chengyi hung up the phone, then drove fast on the road. Suddenly, a bright light rushed into Zhou Chengyi’s soul.
“Hello, respected host! The God-level selection system is at your service! The God-level selection system is binding.”
Interesting! This time the system is directly bound. Isn’t this a typical American behavior?
How could Zhou Chengyi tolerate this?
So Zhou Chengyi drifted the car and stopped it, and then he saw the system that was trying to bind to his soul.
“Certainly!”
It’s so awesome! Anyone who has read Journey to the West must know about the technique of immobilization!
That’s right, Zhou Chengyi just used the immobilization technique.
If you want to ask where the immobilization technique came from, of course Zhou Chengyi copied it from the lair of the Ghost King in Beimang Mountain before he traveled through time.
Originally, Zhou Chengyi just wanted to test whether the immobilization technique would work on the system, but he didn’t expect it to be so useful.
Looking at the silly system, Zhou Chengyi waved his hand, and the round system appeared in Zhou Chengyi’s hand.
“My dear little darling, aren’t you going to say something? You should know that the last system that dared to be so presumptuous with me was already chopped into pieces by me!”
Although the God-level Selection System was immobilized, it could still speak: “Emmm, host, you may have a misunderstanding of me! I am a good system!”
Zhou Chengyi fired a bolt of lightning, and the electric god-level selection system twitched: “Why call me host? Call me godfather!”
Chapter 9 Pepper, Tony pulled my pants! (Old version)
“A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. You……”
The dog system believes that a warrior can be killed but not humiliated. Zhou Chengyi didn’t wait for it to finish speaking, and directly used his magic power to peel off its shell.
“Godfather! Godfather! I was wrong! Please show mercy!”
“What have you been doing so far? Tell me, what functions did Xiao Mo give you?”
“Xiao Mo? What are you talking about, godfather? Saomai Xiao Mo?” (This is a bit old, and kids nowadays probably haven’t heard of it!)
“Hmm? Your system is a bit unorthodox! It’s not suitable for a gentleman like me!”
“No! Godfather! I’m serious!”
“Then tell me what functions did Mephisto give you?”
Emmm, who is this big guy? Why does he know that I was created by Mephisto?
“say!”
“Yes, yes! I can give you three options, you can choose any one, and then you will get a reward.”
“You stole the reward I received.”
“Emm, how can you say that something related to the system is stealing? I’m just borrowing it!”
“Tsk. You’re just like that dog system. You should just become my power!”
Zhou Chengyi clenched his hands, and the entire system exploded instantly! Zhou Chengyi opened his mouth and began to chew.
Hmm! It’s a familiar taste again.
A little bit of the law of space, a little bit of the law of time, a little bit of the law of fraud, a little bit of the law of stealing, and a little bit of, huh? What is this? Zhou Chengyi looked at his own soul.
A burst of black smoke rose up, and Mephisto’s clone appeared in Zhou Chengyi’s soul: “It’s you!”
“It turns out to be you, Xiao Mo!”
“No! Who are you? This is!”
“So much nonsense! Die!”
Zhou Chengyi’s soul was shaken, and countless lightning bolts struck Mephisto’s clone, instantly blasting him into powder.
Such pure energy! Zhou Chengyi absorbed the energy from Mephisto’s clone, smacked his lips, looked at the broken ball in his hand, wrote a few words casually, and then threw it out directly.
“It’s time to enjoy your vacation!”
“Jarvis, have you contacted me last week?”
“Sorry, boss, Mr. Zhou’s phone is turned off!”
“Damn it! Damn it!”
“Tony! Where are you going?” Iron Monger grabbed Tony and said, “I have to say, your idea is great! But my suit is more advanced!”
“So how do you solve the icing problem?”
Obadiah in Iron Monger was confused: “What’s the icing problem?”
Looking at the frozen Iron Monger, Tony just punched him lightly, and Iron Monger fell from the sky at a high speed.
“Goodbye, remember to check carefully next time!”
“Sir, there is only 2% of energy left!”
Tony descended quickly: “Use emergency backup power!”
After a lot of effort, Tony landed on the roof of the factory in a mess.
Tony just breathed a sigh of relief and was about to contact Pepper, but Iron Monger suddenly appeared behind Tony and punched him.
Tony started fighting with him, and soon, Tony was pinned to the ground and rubbed by Iron Monger.
“Sir, I have contacted Mr. Zhou!”
“Quick! Now!”
“Tony, what’s the point of contacting Zhou? He doesn’t have as many shares as I do. When you die, I will be the company’s largest shareholder! Hahahaha!” Obadiah laughed and controlled Iron Monger to hit Tony hard.
“Hello? Tony?”
“Chou! I need help! Obadiah is crazy! We’re at the factory!”
“Tony, you’re in such a mess!”
Iron Monger and Tony looked towards the source of the voice, and saw Zhou Chengyi, who was wearing a suit, holding a glass of red wine, shaking it slowly, and then drinking it in one gulp!
How is this possible? There was no one there just now!
“Mr. Zhou, I’ve been looking for you for several days. Now, make a choice! Stand on my side or on Tony’s side.” Obadiah said cautiously.
Zhou Chengyi lit a cigarette, glanced at Iron Man who was holding Tony, took a photo with his mobile phone, and then said slowly: “Is there any need to think about this!”
“Mr. Zhou is really a smart man, I knew it…”
“Of course on Tony’s side.”
Iron Monger stood up suddenly, pinched Tony with one hand, and then landed next to Zhou Chengyi!
“Mr. Zhou, I didn’t hear clearly what you said just now!”
The huge Gatling gun was aimed at Zhou Chengyi’s head.
“Are you deaf? I told you I’m on Tony’s side!”
“Unfortunately, this is not the answer I wanted. I thought we would be friends. Now please die!”
The huge Gatling gun opened fire instantly, and the thing that Obadiah feared happened. All the bullets hit Zhou Chengyi’s head and bounced off.
“you!”
Zhou Chengyi shrugged his shoulders, raised his head and smiled: “Why do you think I’m an ordinary person? Tony asked me for help just now. Guess why he came to me!”
“Die!” Obadiah controlled Iron Overlord and punched Zhou Chengyi hard on the top of the head.
How is this possible? Looking at the mechanical arm that was constantly breaking, Obadiah panicked.
“Obadiah, I clearly advised you to trust Tony, and even asked you in a friendly way to sell the stocks to me. Why didn’t you listen to me!” Zhou Chengyi twisted the Iron Overlord’s arm suddenly, and the originally extremely hard arm was pulled off by Zhou Chengyi in an instant.
Obadiah controlled Iron Overlord and took several steps back in an instant, looking at Zhou Chengyi in horror.
“Do you think you can do it with this piece of scrap metal? Let me tell you! You don’t know how terrible I am! How strong I am!”
One punch after another, Zhou Chengyi’s fist landed on Tiebawang, and his other hand, legs, and head all fell off Tiebawang.
Zhou Chengyi looked at the Iron Overlord, with only his chest left, and tore off the armor on his chest and pulled Obadiah out.
Tony, who escaped from Iron Monger, collapsed to the ground, and Pepper hugged Tony tightly.
“Now what? Obie! How much do you think your life is worth?”
“I’ll sell you all my stocks! Please!”
“Wrong answer! Do you think I need to buy it now?” Zhou Chengyi punched Obadiah. Of course Zhou Chengyi held back because he couldn’t kill the little God of Wealth in his hand.
“Ah! I’ll transfer them all to you!”
“very good!”
Zhou Chengyi took out a share transfer document directly from his crotch, which stunned everyone and they stared at his crotch curiously.
“Don’t look, I know I’m big!”
Emmm, this bastard.
“Okay, Obie, sign it! By the way, Tony, you and Pepper can be witnesses to prove that I did not threaten or force my beloved Obie.”
This bastard, Obadiah cursed Zhou Chengyi in his heart, but he still signed it with a smile on his face.
Pepper and Tony signed it, too.
“Come on, give your fingerprints.”
Watching the three people put their fingerprints on it, Zhou Chengyi quickly stuffed the equity transfer document into his back pocket.
“By the way, how do you do it, huh? Every time you can take out various things from down there, and then stuff them back in and they’re gone.” Tony pulled Zhou Chengyi’s pants curiously!
“Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing, Tony? I advise you to respect yourself! Pepper, are you going to do something about it? He’s pulling my pants!”
Pepper spread her hands!
“It’s really unfair. I’ve told you everything, Tony. This is a secret. Even if I told you, you still wouldn’t understand!”
“Tsk!” Tony snorted disdainfully.
“Hands up, FBI. No, sorry, I’m out of line! Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency.”
Chapter 10: Am I not the protagonist of my press conference? (Old version)
Bald Egg, Coulson, and Natasha led a large group of people to rush up.
“Hey, isn’t this Director Nick Fury of the Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency, top agents Natasha and Coulson, and the elite agents in the agency?” Zhou Chengyi kicked Obadiah down and sat on a rock in a cool manner.
Emmm, the atmosphere was a bit awkward. Nick Fury didn’t know what to say and could only give Coulson a look.
Coulson felt bitter, but he still stepped forward and said, “Agent Zhou Chengyi, you did a great job. We are all proud of you.”
“Stop! Stop! I am not your colleague, I am fired. Now call me Boss Zhou! Do you understand?” Zhou Chengyi said to Coulson with a cigarette in his mouth and sidelong glances.
“Zhou! Don’t lose your temper.” Natasha hurried to help persuade him.
Tony and Pepper looked at Natasha: “Natalie?”
“Mr. Tony, I’m so glad you’re okay. My name is Natasha. I’m sorry for deceiving you before. I’m Natasha, a senior agent of the Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency. I’ve been ordered to protect you.”
“Protect me? Where were you when I was nearly beaten to death just now? Protect me? Ridiculous! If it weren’t for Zhou, I would have died long ago!”
“Tony, didn’t Zhou Chengyi protect you?” Nick Fury stepped forward and said.
“So what? He is him and you are you! Sorry, please leave. I don’t need you.”
“Tony, don’t be willful. This matter is too serious! You……”
“That’s enough! I don’t need you to tell me what to say.”
Nick Fury had no choice but to look at Zhou Chengyi for help: “Agent Zhou Chengyi! Please help me persuade Tony!”
Zhou Chengyi sneered, blew out a smoke ring, crossed his legs and said, “I am no longer a member of the bureau, you have no right to order me around!”
“I don’t remember saying anything like that!” Nick Fury was quite shameless.
Zhou Chengyi sneered, took out his cell phone and clicked on the recording.
“JARVIS, help me! Yes sir, Aaahh …
“Sorry, sorry, I put it in the wrong place!”
Looking at Pepper’s puzzled look, Tony was so angry that he wanted to kill Zhou Chengyi.
“That’s it. Come here, Director Nick Fury, listen carefully.”
“Hahahaha, you didn’t expect that, I recorded it.”
“This isn’t me! The enemy deliberately pretended to be me to contact you, Obadiah. It must have been you! Come, take him away and make him tell you how he hacked into our system!”
“He slandered me! He slandered me! This was not done by me. I have no mutual affinity with hackers!” Obadiah was the first to shout.
“Haha!” Zhou Chengyi stood up suddenly: “This is my trophy, let’s see who dares to snatch it from me!”
The agents who were originally preparing to take Obadiah away couldn’t help but take a few steps back. They were not fools. They saw from afar that Zhou Chengyi was beating Iron Overlord like his grandson. They didn’t think that their mortal bodies could withstand a punch from Zhou Chengyi.
Nick Fury thought for a while and said, “Tell me, what can I do to get you back?”
“Beg me! Beg me!” Zhou Chengyi said arrogantly.
“Zhou, don’t go too far. It’s not easy for the director!” Coulson said.
“Haha! It’s not easy for him? Ah? Ask those agents who just died, is it easy for them? Ask me, is it easy? Ah? I have been in the remote mountains of Hawaii for five years! I just came back to report on my work, and I was not even given a day off. He treated me like a dog. He only asked me to protect Tony, and I protected Tony very well. But just because I didn’t tell him about Tony’s mecha, he fired me without any reason!”
Everyone fell silent, and Coulson thought about the eight or nine agents who had just died.
“I was wrong! I’m sorry!”
“Director!”
“Natasha, don’t defend me. I was wrong! I’m sorry, Agent Zhou Chengyi. And I’m sorry to you, too.”
Zhou Chengyi sneered and said, “Do you think that’s all you need to do to apologize?”
“So what do you want? Don’t go too far, Zhou Chengyi, stop it!” Natasha said.
“First, my clearance needs to be upgraded.”
“No problem.” Nick Fury agreed immediately.
“Don’t be impatient, don’t be impatient. Also, if I have any objections to your orders in the future, I can directly refuse them.”
“That’s fine.”
“In the end, even though Obi did a lot of bad things, our relationship was very good and I couldn’t bear it.”
“Tell me, what do you want?”
“I stopped such a serious threat to social security. I don’t want a medal.”
“One million dollars.”
“Director, I have to reject your decision. I am a righteous man. How can I bend for a few pieces of silver?”
Director, this title is interesting. Nick Fury smiled and said, “3 million US dollars.”
“Director, he’s yours! For world peace and the safety of the people.”
At the press conference, Pepper is helping Tony put on makeup.
The TV behind him was broadcasting what happened last night, and Rod was fooling people again on the news.
“Iron Man is loud and catchy, I like this name!”
Coulson handed a manuscript to Tony, “This is your alibi. You were on your yacht. We have port proof that you were at Avalon all night, as well as proof from dozens of your guests.”
“I think it would be better if I were with Pepper, like on an island…”
Before Tony could finish his words, he was punched by Pepper.
Coulson smiled and said, “Mr. Tony, you just need to read it.”
Tony looked at the speech, frowned and said, “It doesn’t mention Stani or Zhou.”
“Of course, don’t worry, we have already arranged everything. Okay, let’s go!”
Tony straightened his clothes and walked towards the podium.
“Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a long time since I last saw you. I’ll just read from the script this time!”
The audience burst into laughter.
Tony took out the manuscript from his pocket: “Some people speculate that I was involved in the incident that happened on the highway and the rooftop…”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Stark, do you really expect us to believe that it was a bodyguard in armor? We are not interested in this. Can you tell us in detail why a major change happened to your company’s shareholders today and why Mr. Zhou became the second largest shareholder of your group and even owns nearly 37% of the shares, only 2% less than you? Do you think we should believe it? We…” A female reporter asked this question sharply.
Tony is a little depressed. I’m holding a press conference and you guys are asking about Zhou Chengyi and stocks.
Damn it.
“Okay, okay, Zhou bought 28% of Obi’s shares, and he himself owns nearly 9%, so he…”
“I’m sorry, does the Securities Regulatory Commission know about this?”
“Yes, they do. Also, I know that last night was a bit sci-fi, you mean there were superheroes last night, like me?”
The female reporter laughed: “We didn’t want to ask that.”
“Really? That’s great.”
This was such a blow to Tony that his brain almost shut down.
Tony paused, and after a long internal struggle, he said, “Yes, the fact is, that Iron Man is me! I am Iron Man!”
I will never let Zhou Chengyi steal the limelight from my press conference!
Chapter 11: Hulk’s Rage Switch (Old Version)
The hottest news recently is that Tony admitted that he is Iron Man, and the mysterious Mr. Zhou became the second largest shareholder of Stark Group.
Indeed, Tony’s admission that he is Iron Man is shocking, but the mysterious Zhou becoming the second largest shareholder of Stark Corporation is even more shocking.
Because now Stark Group’s stock price is hitting the daily limit and has increased several times.
Moreover, Mysterious Zhou’s stock is only 2% lower than Tony’s. People are discussing when Mysterious Zhou will surpass Tony and become the largest shareholder of Stark Group.
Countless people are investigating Zhou Chengyi. They want to know Zhou Chengyi’s specific information, but no one can find it out. After all, Zhou Chengyi is now a level nine agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the captain of Hydra.
Nick Fury and Pierce are not fools. Zhou Chengyi has so many shares in Stark Group that they are worthy of winning him over, not to mention Zhou Chengyi’s terrible ability. It should be, maybe it’s ability? They are not sure.
They were very curious about how Zhou Chengyi got the stocks in Obadiah’s hands, and they were even more curious about what abilities Zhou Chengyi had!
“My dear Zhou! You really surprise me!”
“You’re kidding, Minister Pierce, it’s all about Hydra!”
“You are an outstanding talent of our Hydra. My vision has never been wrong. As one of the most important captains of our Hydra, I think you can lead many of our elite Hydra warriors.”
“Thank you so much, you are the one who guides me!”
“Of course, Zhou, you also know that we are doing some research and we lack a little funding.” Pierce was smart enough not to ask Zhou Chengyi why he was so powerful, because he had asked someone to estimate long ago that they could not handle Zhou Chengyi now, so Pierce decided to get some money from Zhou Chengyi first.
“Minister, don’t worry. After this period of hype is over, I will provide the organization with a steady stream of funds. Right now, people are watching me too closely.”
“Very well, you contact Crossbones and pick someone from him at random.”
“Long live Hydra! Good luck, Zhou!”
“Good luck to you too, Minister. I will always be loyal to you!”
As soon as Zhou Chengyi hung up the phone, his cell phone rang.
“Hello? Director, how come you, a busy man like you, suddenly thought of me?”
“Zhou, there is something very important now. The green monster has appeared!”
“What green monster?”
“It’s the big trouble caused by General Ross!”
“Hmm? Didn’t he disappear?”
“No, he’s back, and Ross is leading a team to capture him. He’s making too much trouble, and I need you to go now.”
“I know! The location.”
“xxxxx University!”
When Zhou Chengyi led his men there, the university was in a mess, with wreckage of tanks and helicopters everywhere.
“Hello, General Ross, I’m the person in charge of this operation for S.H.I.E.L.D. You made too much trouble, and the higher-ups are very unhappy, so they asked me to take over everything here.”
Ross looked at Zhou Chengyi coldly: “He has escaped!”
“Then please give me all his information!”
General Ross looked at Zhou Chengyi fiercely: “Don’t even think about it, he is mine! No one can take him away!”
“Really? But you can’t control him, or even catch him!”
General Ross fell silent.
“I think we can cooperate with each other. We have many abilities that you don’t know about. What do you think? Banner is yours, but we want all his research data.”
General Ross thought for a moment and immediately said, “Okay!”
“I have a plan, but I need your daughter’s help.”
General Ross grabbed Zhou Chengyi’s clothes and shouted angrily: “This is none of Betty’s business!”
Zhou Chengyi easily broke free from General Ross’s hand and said with a smile, “I didn’t expect that the cold General Ross is actually a kind father. Oh, no, you are not a kind father either. If you really love Betty, why can’t you agree for them to be together? If they are together, maybe Banner will help you a little.”
“Haha, you don’t know him.”
“Yeah, I don’t know him, where is Betty now?”
“Hahahaha! Young man, are you ordering me around?”
Zhou Chengyi sneered: “Of course not.”
“Now take your people and get out of here!”
“Very good, General Ross, you rejected my kindness, and you will know how much it will cost you!” Zhou Chengyi shouted to the soldiers behind him, “Let’s go!”
“Humph! You young brat, you don’t know what you are talking about.”
Bang! A loud explosion sounded in the New York night.
“Help!”
Countless citizens fled in panic, accompanied by faint roars like those of wild beasts!
Daily Peace Broadway, Zhou Chengyi stood on the roof, with elite SHIELD agents behind him.
The two gray-green monsters wrestled with each other in the street. Of course, it couldn’t be called a wrestle, after all, the Hulk was being beaten by the Abomination.
Several helicopters in the sky tried to help the Hulk suppress the Hulk, but it was all in vain.
How can hatred be dealt with by a few helicopters?
“It’s our turn! Block the entire Broadway street and apply for permission.” Zhou Chengyi grinned.
Soon, several helicopters were shot down by the Abomination, including the one carrying General Ross and Betty.
“Oh, how miserable! General Ross!” Zhou Chengyi tore open the helicopter door and pulled out General Ross.
“you?”
“Ah! I know what you want to say. Are you trying to say that I’m not an ordinary person? That’s not the main point. Come on, smile, General Ross!” Zhou Chengyi took out his cell phone and took a photo of the disheveled General Ross.
“What do you mean by ‘you’? General Ross, let me tell you something that will make you happy. You are temporarily dismissed from your post and you need to take responsibility for this matter! Take our General Ross down.” Zhou Chengyi pulled Betty out of the helicopter again and threw her to the soldier behind him: “Keep an eye on her, she is the key to our controlling that monster!”
Hulk didn’t understand who was coming, but when he saw several soldiers roughly handcuffing Betty, Hulk became angry.
“roar!!!”
Hulk was only fierce for three seconds, because he was distracted and was knocked away by the Abomination, who pinned him down and beat him up.
“No! This has nothing to do with Betty! You can’t do this to her!” General Ross tried to struggle free from the hands of the soldiers around him.
Zhou Chengyi walked up to Betty frivolously, pinched her chin, turned his head and said to General Ross: “Oh, what a beauty, who would have thought that General Ross actually has such a beautiful daughter like you.”
“Let her go! She is innocent!” General Ross screamed at the top of his lungs.
“What nonsense are you talking about? Are you still the General Ross I know? Haven’t you always used others coldly? Let them sacrifice themselves for the great country of America? Now, it’s your turn. You also need to sacrifice yourself for the great country of America!”
Zhou Chengyi sneered, then shouted to the Hulk who was being pressed down by the Abomination: “Hulk, I know you can hear me. If you can’t handle the big baby riding on you, then you little baby are finished!”
Chapter 12 When Hulk and Abomination are together (old version)
To be honest, the scene of two very strong men, one above and one below, is actually quite interesting.
Betty, the Hulk looked at Betty in the distance, and endless power surged in his body. He punched the Abomination that was riding on him and beating him away, then turned over and rushed towards Zhou Chengyi.
Zhou Chengyi sneered. His strength crushed the God-father level. It was impossible for Ah Lu to defeat him in his current situation.
Hulk opened his mouth and roared, then jumped up and punched Zhou Chengyi in an instant.
The scene of Zhou Chengyi being knocked away did not appear. Zhou Chengyi blocked Hulk’s fist with one hand.
“Green Fat Man, it’s my turn now!”
Before Hulk could react, Zhou Chengyi picked him up and threw him around.
“Invincible Windmill!”
Zhou Chengyi spun on the spot like a spinning top.
In the blink of an eye, a small tornado appeared on Broadway Street. Hulk was thrown out by Zhou Chengyi and directly smashed through a small building on the side.
Looking at Hulk lying there, unknown whether he was dead or alive, Abomination looked at Zhou Chengyi with a little horror.
Zhou Chengyi hooked his little finger at the disgust. The disgust looked around and then raised his finger and pointed at himself.
Zhou Chengyi waved at him, and he turned around and ran away in disgust.
“Run! Can you run? Great Heavenly Dragon, Great Luo Mantra, Prajnaparamita Buddhas… Sorry, I’m out of tune! Take this move from me – Mr. Reader is the coolest!!!”
While running, Hate turned his head to look behind him, but found that Zhou Chengyi was gone. He was secretly happy, but felt a pain on his face and flew backwards.
Zhou Chengyi moved quickly, appeared above the head of the flying Abomination, and kicked him.
The earth was shaking, and Abomination was kicked into the ground by Zhou Chengyi.
But that’s not all. Zhou Chengyi pulled the hatred out of the soil and started beating it repeatedly.
“I heard you’re very arrogant? Can’t find an opponent? How about me as an opponent?”
The Abomination was beaten so hard that he couldn’t even utter a word. The Hulk, who had just recovered from his shock in the distance, was secretly happy. This was a good opportunity. He immediately rushed towards the two agents who controlled Betty.
He was very fast, but he noticed that Zhou Chengyi was even faster.
Bang! Zhou Chengyi appeared directly behind the Hulk and punched him in the back of the head.
The air exploded with this punch, and the Hulk fell headfirst into the ground like a scallion.
“How naive! Little baby.” Zhou Chengyi floated in the air, pulled the Hulk out of the ground and threw it directly on Abomination.
Both monsters fainted.
It’s time for the great artist!
Zhou Chengyi first posed the two of them, like an old man pushing a cart, and then started taking a lot of photos of them.
Everyone around looked at Zhou Chengyi with a frown on their faces, but when they thought about Zhou Chengyi’s fist, they all pretended not to see it.
“Good, time to change positions.”
Abomination snuggled in the Hulk’s arms, their hands caressing each other’s muscles.
If this shot were recorded, it would definitely be passed down through the ages. Two green guys of such big size, and they are both men.
Those European and American ladies and fujoshi can directly buy this video and watch it carefully.
The dog, the cow, the horse, and the donkey suddenly lost their appeal.
They are far inferior to them.
For the sake of those European and American ladies, Zhou Chengyi decided to take a look at their two younger brothers for them.
“Please! No! No!” Betty’s heart was broken!
“Beauty, what are you doing? This is all for science!”
Betty covered her eyes shyly, but the gaps between her fingers were so wide that you could see her dark and bright eyes.
“Turn around, this is someone’s privacy. You can’t look at it!”
The soldiers and agents around were also quite curious. After all, they also had a cautious spirit of scientific inquiry.
But when they saw Zhou Chengyi clenching his fists, they all turned away quickly, secretly cursing Zhou Chengyi as a dog boss.
Zhou Chengyi smiled complacently, picked up the camera and started taking pictures of the two people on the ground.
Perfect!
As for what it’s like, hehe, I’m not going to tell you or describe it, it’s going to piss you off to death, hahaha!
No, it seems like Thor has seen this thing before and closed his eyes out of embarrassment. You can use your imagination to imagine it!
At this moment, a golden light flashed. Zhou Chengyi frowned. Another system?
Brother Mephisto is so quick! It’s only been a few days and he’s already sending me food again.
This time the system was much smarter and did not bind to Zhou Chengyi immediately.
“Hello, future host. The God-level invincible system is at your service.”
“Hey! Dog system, come on, introduce yourself and what functions you have!”
“With my help, you will be invincible and no one can do anything to you. I will make you a god in one step!!”
Zhou Chengyi smiled and said, “I am a god now.”
“Emmm, these are all minor issues. Invincible! The main goal is to be invincible! No matter if it’s another god or some other messed up thing, you can easily kill them in seconds with my help.”
“Really?”
“Then kill yourself in one second and show me.”
“……..future host, don’t joke around. You haven’t been bound yet, so I refuse your order.”
“Okay, then let me ask you, can you kill Mephisto instantly?”
The system crashed instantly, and then Mephisto’s face appeared on the smooth ball: “New God, who are you?”
“I am an unknown artist among the vast world.”
Damn artist, Mephisto cursed in his heart.
“Heaven? Or?”
“Bakayaloo! How dare you, a little Western thing, say that I work for the Heavenly Court? I am the great god of the Great Empire of Japan. I am Susano, no, I am from the Heavenly Court!”
Mephisto knew that Zhou Chengyi was not telling the truth! He shouted angrily: “Accept the punishment! I will kill you!”
The originally quiet system exploded instantly, and a black hole appeared next to Zhou Chengyi, with a huge suction force swallowing everything around it.
Good man, I want to see what tricks you can play.
Zhou Chengyi was not panicked at all and was sucked into the black hole by the huge attraction.
I want to see what conspiracy Shaomai Xiaomo is up to!
Everyone present was dumbfounded, especially the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., no, the agents of Hydra.
At this time, the Hulk on the ground woke up first, his face changed drastically, then he looked at the naked Abomination on the ground, his heart turned cold, and he instantly entered the heart of Dr. Bruce Banner.
Then, the naked Dr. Banner appeared in front of everyone.
Wow, I didn’t expect that old man Dr. Banner is quite white!
Social death! Dr. Banner hurriedly put on his pants, cursing Hulk in his heart, why did he have to bear such a shameful thing? Can’t he just jump away first?
I’m not clean anymore!
Chapter 13: So Awesome, I’ll Take You to Exorcism Investment Credit Co., Ltd. (Old Version)
In a dark room, a woman is lying on the bed, and a man in a red suit and a bronze mask is looking at the woman on the bed carefully.
He walked three times with a very regular pace.
Don’t worry, this is not some evil ritual, but an exorcism.
The one who performed the exorcism was Zhou Chengyi.
The woman on the bed looked at Zhou Chengyi fiercely: “You have no power here!”
Zhou Chengyi, who was wearing a mask, did not say anything, but just snapped his fingers, and several bolts of lightning appeared in Zhou Chengyi’s hands.
The woman on the bed was instantly terrified and tried to break free from her bound limbs.
“Very soon, little darling, in just a moment, you will be vaporized, and you won’t even be able to go back to hell and see your boss.”
“Thunder magic! Break the evil!”
The faint lightning instantly fell into the terrified woman’s mouth.
The woman, who originally had a gloomy face, suddenly became ferocious, and she struggled ferociously on the bed, but Zhou Chengyi’s palm wrapped in lightning pressed directly on the woman’s forehead. Soon, a little devil from hell ran out of the woman’s mouth, and Zhou Chengyi smashed it to pieces with one palm!
Outside the door, the couple who were watching the exorcism saw Zhou Chengyi nod, and they rushed into the house impatiently and hugged their daughter in their arms.
The girl gradually woke up when her parents called her, and they all looked at Zhou Chengyi with gratitude.
“Okay, just let her drink more water. It’ll be $3,000.”
Their grateful looks instantly disappeared and they looked at Zhou Chengyi awkwardly.
“What? You don’t plan to pay?”
“No, no, no! Thank you for your hard work, Master!” The male host quickly handed three thousand US dollars to Zhou Chengyi.
“Here’s your business card. Whether it’s a demon or a loan, I’ll give discounts to old customers!”
Zhou Chengyi lit a cigarette in the car downstairs and then read the news. He had to say that Brother Mephisto was quite good and had brought himself to the DC world.
DC world!
Who should I recruit as my younger brother? This is a question. Forget it, let’s go to Gotham City next door to fool our dear little bat.
Gotham City is a city of simple folk customs, while Arkham City is a city of talented people!
As soon as he entered Gotham City, Zhou Chengyi encountered a robbery.
Is it wrong to enter Gotham City at night? It shouldn’t be! Isn’t it said that Gotham City is the safest at night? Damn little bat, it seems that he hasn’t been working well recently!
Zhou Chengyi was very kind to these robbers and handed over every penny in his pocket to them, and also gave them a business card.
“If you have any difficulties, find a good person to help you exorcise the devil investment credit company.”
Many robbers were disdainful and simply threw Zhou Chengyi’s business card on the ground.
Then they all fell to the ground, and Zhou Chengyi walked among them kindly with his hands behind his back.
“I’ve been very respectful to you. I’ve given you everything you asked for. But why can’t you, a bunch of damn white pigs, respect me a little? Who gave you the courage to throw my business card on the ground?”
Zhou Chengyi kicked a black man away and said, “Sorry, you chimpanzees are the same.”
Seeing that the black man who was kicked away by Zhou Chengyi was silent, the people on the ground got up and pointed their guns at Zhou Chengyi.
The leader put the muzzle of the gun to Zhou Chengyi’s forehead, spat out a mouthful of blood and said, “Damn yellow monkey, repeat what you just said to me? Who do you think we are?”
Zhou Chengyi smiled and said, “I thought you were all my clients, you bunch of rubbish!”
The little leader wanted to shoot, but found that the gun against Zhou Chengyi’s forehead was actually in Zhou Chengyi’s hand.
Zhou Chengyi turned the gun in his hand, then poked it against the leader’s forehead and said frivolously: “It’s a waste to have this gun in your hands. Tell your men to put down their weapons!”
“Put your guns down!”
The other robbers looked at each other but didn’t put down their guns.
Zhou Chengyi whispered in the little leader’s ear: “It seems that your brothers want to take your position!”
“You bastards! Whatever you’re going to do, put your guns down!”
As a last resort, the robbers put all their pistols on the ground.
“Gentlemen, I am not a bad person. I am completely different from you. I am a businessman and we can cooperate. I think you need a company like this to lend you money. I think your boss will be happy to cooperate with me.” Zhou Chengyi stuffed the business card into the pocket of the little leader, kicked him out, and got into the car in a cool manner.
When the robbers saw Zhou Chengyi get into the car and there were no hostages, they immediately picked up the guns on the ground and fired at Zhou Chengyi’s car.
Zhou Chengyi, who was in the driver’s seat, sighed, lit a cigarette, and got out of the car.
How is this possible?
The robbers looked at Zhou Chengyi who was unharmed and took a few steps back in fear.
“Gentlemen, you rejected my kindness. I’m sorry!” Zhou Chengyi reached into his crotch and a huge Vulcan Gatling gun appeared in his hand.
“Forgive you on behalf of our great Father in Heaven.”
6000 rounds/min, very visual!
Of course, more destructive.
All the robbers except the small leader were scattered all over the ground in pieces.
“Come on, sign these contracts! Yes, write the name of your gang. Very good, good boy! Put your fingerprints on them!”
Three contracts and a pen appeared in front of the little boss.
The little leader quickly signed the contract Zhou Chengyi handed over, and looked at Zhou Chengyi in horror: “Sir, is there anything else I can do for you?”
Zhou Chengyi then moved the Vulcan Gatling gun aimed at him away and said with a smile, “Okay, get out of here!”
The little boss got up immediately and prepared to run!
“Wait a moment!”
The little leader turned to look at Zhou Chengyi in panic.
“In triplicate, you need to take one copy with you. This is the one dollar you borrowed. Also, you must show my business card to your boss! Do you hear me?”
“Yes, yes, yes! I get it!” The little boss ran back in panic, picked up a contract on the ground and turned around and ran away.
“Really? Business is so hard these days! I lost a car! The car I just robbed! Oh!” Zhou Chengyi stuffed the Vulcan Gatling gun in his trouser pocket and picked up the contract on the ground.
What has been going on for so long? Where’s Batman? Where’s our Dark Knight? Damn, so incompetent. He was robbed, and he didn’t even come. Humph! Little Bat, I’ll remember you.
The next day, many police cars appeared here, and as soon as they got off the cars, they started vomiting violently.
The scene was truly tragic, with all kinds of minced meat and organs scattered all over the ground, and even wild dogs and crows eating the minced meat.
Soon, Inspector Gordon drove up, got out of the car, looked around and asked his men, “Do you have any evidence?”
“No, the only vehicle was blown up. They were hit by heavy weapons. I suspect it was a Gatling gun.”
Inspector Gordon sighed: “Who could have done this?”
“I suspect a fight broke out when they were doing the deal.”
“Which gang do you think did this?”
“It’s hard to say. From what we’ve learned, no gang has such powerful weapons. This is not allowed!”
“This is a turbulent time! The level of this matter has been raised. Please arrange for someone to keep an eye on it.”
“I see, Inspector.”
Chapter 14 Namo Gatlin Buddha (Old Version)
Having made a fortune, Zhou Chengyi looked at the balance in his bank card and grinned.
If the Gotham gang knew that all their money was taken by Zhou Chengyi, his hatred level would definitely surpass Batman!
Zhou Chengyi was driving his newly bought purple sports car and did a drift and stopped in front of a billiard club.
In the club, Gumball’s men knelt on the ground, and even Gumball was held at mouth by the Joker with a dagger.
“Gumball, let’s draw a smiley face! Can’t be so serious?”
“Hahahahahaha!”
A sudden laugh came from behind the clown, and even the clown couldn’t help but look at Zhou Chengyi who walked in.
Purple suit, purple hat, purple tie, purple vest.
The Joker looked at his suit and felt like a low-end version.
“Good evening, gentlemen!”
“Who are you?” The Joker kicked Gumball down and looked at Zhou Chengyi with a gun.
“I’m so awesome. I’ll take you to invest in Exorcist Lending Co., Ltd.’s general manager, Zhou Chengyi. You can call me Zhou!”
The clown looked at Zhou Chengyi who handed him the business card and laughed wildly.
His men were a little confused, even Gumball was a little confused.
“You’re so interesting! I like you a little bit!” The clown took Zhou Chengyi’s business card, looked at it carefully and put it in his pocket.
“Sir, I like you too! If possible, can I have a few words with Gumball?”
The clown said coldly: “What do you want to do?”
Zhou Chengyi raised the contract in his hand and smiled at the clown: “Just asking for a debt!”
????? ????? ???
“Yes, that’s right. It’s just as you thought. One of Gumball’s men borrowed a large sum of money from me. When the repayment date came, he didn’t pay it back and even disappeared. I had no choice but to come find Gumball.”
The Joker sneered, “Interesting! Gumball, I’m looking for you, do you have anything to say?”
Gumball was confused! He was unlucky enough. Not only was his lair destroyed by the clown, but now someone came to collect debts from him. He was a gangster? Was he kidding me?
Zhou Chengyi glanced at the contract and said, “Tom Bruce is your subordinate, right, Gan Bao.”
Huh? Gan Bao thought of the loser he had executed yesterday. He killed more than a dozen people and brought him back a contract and a business card.
The damn contract actually stated that his gang borrowed one US dollar and had to pay back 30 million the next day. Gumball directly killed that bastard. He thought it was a intimidation and threat from a rival gang and didn’t take it seriously at all.
“Look, do you remember something?” Zhou Chengyi showed the contract in front of everyone.
“You bastard, we didn’t borrow any money at all, and I didn’t see that dollar. Also, why should we pay back 30 million the next day! Why don’t you go rob!” Although Gumball was pinned to the ground by the Joker’s men, he still scolded Zhou Chengyi angrily.
Zhou Chengyi’s face suddenly turned cold: “What does Mr. Gamble mean? I did give that dollar to Tom Bruce, but how would I know where the money went? Mr. Gamble is not going to pay it back?”
“You are a lunatic! Why should I pay you back?”
Everyone saw a flash before their eyes, and Gan Bao appeared in Zhou Chengyi’s hands.
The clown, who had been watching coldly, instantly pointed the gun in his hand at Zhou Chengyi.
“Don’t be so frightened. I know that what happened just now is beyond your understanding, but I am not interested in you.”
“Mr. Zhou, what exactly are you here for?” The clown looked at Zhou Chengyi cautiously.
“Debt collection!” Zhou Chengyi said, punching Gan Bao: “Tell me! Pay back the money!”
Gan Bao was in so much pain that he felt like all his internal organs were injured by Zhou Chengyi’s punch.
“Are you going to go without saying a word and not pay back any money? What’s the point of having you then!” Zhou Chengyi twisted Gan Bao’s head off.
Is this something that can be done humanly?
Zhou Chengyi held Gan Bao’s head and looked at everyone calmly: “Which of you can make the decision?”
Damn it, isn’t this treating themselves as a unit? The clown opened fire instantly! When the clown’s men saw the clown opening fire, they also opened fire at Zhou Chengyi.
But countless bullets hit Zhou Chengyi and all of them were bounced away.
“Ah! Gentlemen, what are you doing? Do you know that you will owe me a lot of money by doing this!” Zhou Chengyi looked at the clown ferociously.
The Joker’s men took a few steps back in fear, and even forgot to control Gumball’s men.
“What kind of monster are you!” The clown looked at Zhou Chengyi with some excitement.
Zhou Chengyi took out the Fire God Gatling from his crotch and pointed it at everyone: “I am just a peaceful businessman, you shouldn’t anger me! I am Namo Gatling Buddha!”
It was a mess, and even the clown had to find a place to hide in a panic.
Dead, all dead, everyone in the room is dead except the clown!
Damn it! Damn it! The Joker cursed inwardly, raised his gun and fired several shots in Zhou Chengyi’s direction. He had no idea whether he hit him or not.
“Mr. J, don’t waste your time. Do you see the contract and money in front of you?”
The Joker picked up a dollar and three contracts and looked at them carefully.
“Mr. J, do you have any questions? If not, then sign the contract! I think your life is worth 65 million. I know you just got 70 million. Look, I still left you 5 million to recruit soldiers. Am I a philanthropic businessman?”
This damn bastard borrowed one dollar and had to pay back 65 million the next day. Is that so outrageous?
The situation was stronger than the person. The Joker threw out the pistol, raised his hand, and stood up with the contract.
“It seems Mr. J made a wise choice.”
The Joker quickly wrote his name on the contract, put his fingerprint on it, and put a dollar and one of the contracts into his pocket. The money he had just robbed from the bank was gone.
“Very good, then please ask our dear Mr. J to leave here! Remember, I will come to you to ask for the money at 8 o’clock tomorrow. Don’t think about running away, you will never escape from the palm of a god.”
The clown looked at Zhou Chengyi deeply. What the hell? It’s quite interesting.
“Then are you, God, interested in doing a bigger deal?”
“Huh? What business?” Making money is what Zhou Chengyi is most interested in.
“The gang has a large sum of money, and they moved the money because of Batman. I told them a few days ago that if I help them get rid of Batman, they will give me half! Do you want to cooperate with me? I believe that we can easily get rid of Batman together! Then you can take all of it, I only want Batman!”
“Interesting! Give me a day to think about it. I will give you a reply when I come to you to get the money at 8 o’clock tomorrow night!” The money had just been obtained by Zhou Chengyi, and he said this just to tease the clown.
Sixty-five million! The clown felt a pain in his heart when he thought of this, and he left with a cold face.
It was time to loot. Zhou Chengyi put away the Vulcan Gatling and then started picking up anything valuable here.
Sure enough, the gang only had a few million in liquid funds left, and Zhou Chengyi, in the spirit of thrift, transferred all the money into his own company!
Become bigger and stronger! Create greater glory!
As soon as Zhou Chengyi went out, he found that the car he parked at the door was gone!
Damn! Where’s my car? Where’s the purple sports car I just bought? Even though it’s a second-hand one!
Damn clown! Asshole!
Chapter 15 Batman Escapes (Old Version)
Liu’s capture made Gotham’s gangs panic. Batman actually ran to HK and captured Liu. They wanted to contact the Joker and get rid of Batman!
But before they could contact the Joker, Inspector Gordon led a large number of police officers to arrest them.
Soon, the court made a verdict, and as many as five or six hundred people were found guilty.
The mayor was a little panicked, with so many criminals.
This made it difficult for him to explain to his superiors and those damn news media.
Just as he was talking to Inspector Gordon and Prosecutor Harvey, Batman’s body suddenly hung outside the window, scaring the mayor.
A supporter dressed as Batman is found hanged outside the Gotham City Police Station, and the Joker declares to the public that if Batman does not take off his mask, people will die in Gotham every day.
The Joker became the nightmare of Gotham City, and Zhou Chengyi became the Joker’s nightmare.
Several bodies were lying on the ground, and the clown was lying miserably in the corner. Zhou Chengyi was sitting on a chair, looking at the clown on the ground.
“I am very unhappy, Mr. J. Although I got the money that belongs to me, can you explain why my car is in your hands?”
The clown laughed nervously, “I love it!”
Zhou Chengyi kicked the Joker in the face with a cold face: “I don’t like you doing this! By the way, maybe you need to recruit new men. I don’t think you can deal with Batman with this bunch of minnows!”
“How are you thinking about it?”
“What did you say?”
“Just kill Batman!”
Zhou Chengyi spread his hands and said, “This is too difficult for me. I am just a businessman, not a thug. I refuse this deal. You can do whatever you want, Mr. J.”
Looking at Zhou Chengyi’s departing back, J crawled up from the corner, his face gloomy, without saying a word.
God damn, you are not a thug. You extorted 65 million from me and killed all the men I just recruited, without even blinking an eye, and you still dare to say that you are not a thug.
Zhou, the loan shark king, instantly became famous in all major Gotham media.
The new evil force, Batman and Gordon looked at the news in the newspaper in silence.
Judging from the descriptions in the newspapers, this Zhou is a person more dangerous than the clown.
As for Zhou, they decided to make a quick decision. They were now distracted by the clown and had no extra energy to keep an eye on Zhou Chengyi.
God gave me a pair of black eyes so that I could look for light, but I used these eyes to watch countless big waves.
Zhou Chengyi held a telescope and kept looking at the beauties in the water park next door.
Wow, it’s so curvy.
There’s a knock on the door.
Zhou Chengyi turned his head and saw Batman standing at the door.
“Wow, who is this? Isn’t this the vigilante of Gotham City, the Dark Knight of Gotham City, Mr. Batman? You are my idol! I am very curious, why did you appear in the daytime?”
“Leave Gotham, this is not your place!”
“What are you talking about? My idol, why would you say such things? I’m sad, upset, and want to cry, sob!”
“Stop acting! You know what I’m talking about! Agent Zhou Chengyi, this is not your place!”
Zhou Chengyi poured a drink and handed it to Batman: “Mr. Bruce Wayne, let me be frank. The higher-ups are very unhappy with what you did in Hong Kong, so I came here. Who gave you the courage to do whatever you want in Hong Kong? Also, don’t be surprised, and don’t wonder why I know your name, because you will never know how powerful a country is!”
Batman said coldly: “Enough, I am fighting crime.”
“I understand what you mean. We are evil! Very good, I will write it down and report it to my superiors. I will say that the head of Wayne Enterprises is an extremely anti-China person, has unclear relations with the American government, and may have spies in companies in China. I suggest that Wayne Enterprises be completely expelled.”
Batman smashed Zhou Chengyi’s table to pieces with one punch and said viciously: “I don’t have time to play this kind of game with you. Do you want to leave by yourself or do you want me to send you away?”
Zhou Chengyi sighed: “Do you know this table? It is an antique, passed down from the Ming Dynasty.”
Batman didn’t care: “No matter how much, I’ll pay. It’s just a table.”
Zhou Chengyi immediately took out the POS machine: “Sincerely, thirty million US dollars!!”
Huh? Batman felt like he had misheard: “Three thousand dollars?”
“No, no, no, thirty million dollars!”
“Are you blackmailing me?”
Zhou Chengyi smiled and said, “No, no, no. How could that be! Why would I blackmail you?”
This bastard!
“Tell me, what will it take for you to leave?”
Zhou Chengyi threw a cigarette to Batman and whispered, “I want to take Liu back.”
“This is impossible!”
“Then we have nothing to talk about. Remember to compensate for my table before you leave!” Zhou Chengyi said with a sneer.
Batman is indeed powerful, a top human being with countless master-level skills. As long as he is given time, he can deal with anyone.
For example, the Flash is the master of the speed force who can restart the DC world. Batman can knock him down with just a flick of his sword or a single punch.
The Flash: “….”
For example, Superman and Batman always have a kryptonite ready in their clothes for emergencies, and even thoughtfully manufactured many styles of anti-Superman bat armor.
Superman: “???????”
However, now he is no match for Zhou Chengyi, who is as powerful as a god or demon!
It was just an ordinary punch, but Batman’s body was out of control and he fell to one knee on the ground. The powerful impact force broke the floor tiles and spider web cracks instantly spread out from under his feet.
“Superhero? Protector of Gotham City? Vigilante? That’s all you can do!”
Batman’s eyes flashed, knowing that if he didn’t do something, he would probably become a bat statue today.
He tried to lift Zhou Chengyi’s fist with both hands, but it was useless. He had to activate the electric arc on the armor and spray it towards Zhou Chengyi’s face.
Crackling!
Just this? Zhou Chengyi was the master of lightning. As soon as Zhou Chengyi opened his mouth, a bolt of lightning spewed out, shattering the arc released by Batman and falling on Batman.
Looking at Batman who was twitching on the ground, Zhou Chengyi smiled evilly, took out his cell phone, and took a series of photos of Batman on the ground.
It’s dripping! It’s dripping! Batman has urinated!
Zhou Chengyi seemed to have discovered a new world, and he kept taking pictures of Batman.
What a huge amount, he is worthy of being Bruce Wayne, the love saint of Gotham.
Humiliation! Batman’s eyes moistened after he came to his senses. He decided that he must design a diaper-like function for his armor in the future!
Smoke bomb! Several darts were thrown, and Zhou Chengyi reached out to grab Batman on the ground, but found that Batman was gone.
As expected of Batman, he is a character with full escape skills.
In Zhou Chengyi’s memory, Batman has rarely been caught. Looking at the entire DC world, Batman’s ability to run away is firmly in the top two, and even the Flash can’t run faster than him.
The Flash: “That’s too much! You mentioned me again.”
My own window! Zhou Chengyi looked at the window of his office with a heartache. It was smashed by Batman!
You know, Zhou Chengyi just rented this office building yesterday! He has to replace the windows and glass today!
Heartache!
I have to say, Gotham Lover is really fast at running away! But do you think you can escape from my clutches?
Zhou Chengyi jumped out directly, took off into the air, and chased Batman who was gliding in the air!
Chapter 16: Anti-Zhou Chengyi Armor Experimental Type (Old Version)
Damn it, how is this possible?
He can only glide with the help of the bat armor, why can he fly!
“Dear little bat, why are you running? I’m coming! If I catch you, I’ll hehehehe you!”
What kind of vicious words are you talking about? Do you think you are Fei Yuqing?
By the way, who is Fei Yuqing!
Oops! When Batman was distracted, he found that Zhou Chengyi had caught up with him and grabbed his ankle.
Batman turned over and threw several bat darts at Zhou Chengyi, but they were all blown away by Zhou Chengyi with a wave of his hand.
The enemy’s skin is very tough! New information.
Zhou Chengyi made a frivolous “yeah” gesture to Batman, then exerted force with his hands, and the gliding Batman immediately fell downwards.
I am going to die! It’s over!
Watching himself getting closer and closer to the ground, Batman fell into despair.
Huh? With a flash of his eyes, Batman was surprised to find himself in Zhou Chengyi’s office again, and Zhou Chengyi was looking at him with a smile, holding a cigarette in his mouth.
“You are not an ordinary person.”
“What are you talking about?”
Batman stood up quickly: “What do you want?”
“As my idol, you broke my table, peed on my carpet, and broke my window on your way out. You should pay compensation.”
Batman was furious: “Don’t go too far.”
Zhou Chengyi sneered, opened his phone, and then the photo of Batman peeing his pants appeared in front of him.
“Thirty-five million US dollars, the photos and everything that happened before will be in the past.” Batman said calmly.
As long as it can be settled with money, it’s not a problem.
“Thank you for your generosity, Mr. Bruce Wayne! What would you like to drink? Red wine? Champagne? Or juice?”
“Forget it! You will receive the money tomorrow. Can I leave now?”
Zhou Chengyi threw a wink at Batman: “Of course not, you have to sign the contract first. What if you run away and refuse to acknowledge it?!”
“That’s enough! Zhou Chengyi, don’t think I can do nothing to you!”
Zhou Chengyi kicked the chair over and said, “What? You want to quarrel with me? Believe it or not, the next day your pants-peed photo will be all over the United States! No, you can then say that Batman was impersonated by someone else. This is a bit difficult.”
Batman instantly became happy, “Yeah! I can deny it, and then I’ll say that’s not the real Batman!”
“Take your helmet off! Now! Immediately!”
Batman’s excitement disappeared in an instant, and he darted around, trying to escape.
“You want to run? Can you run away?” Zhou Chengyi grabbed Batman’s throat with one hand and tore off Batman’s helmet with his other hand.
“Although I know you are Bruce Wayne, the world doesn’t know! Come on, keep smiling!”
Zhou Chengyi started to slap Batman!
As a great artist and a rigorous art worker, Zhou Chengyi always felt that something was missing when looking at the photo. After looking at the armor on Batman, Zhou Chengyi simply stripped Batman off completely.
“What are you going to do?” Batman felt frightened when he saw Zhou Chengyi putting his hand into his crotch.
You mess with others every day, are you going to be messed with today?
No! I am the lover of Gotham, the dream of thousands of girls!
Fortunately, the scene he imagined did not happen. Zhou Chengyi only took out a camera from his crotch. How did he put this thing in there? Batman kept staring at Zhou Chengyi’s crotch.
“Don’t look at me. I know I’m older than you. Come on, smile!”
Zhou Chengyi held the camera and took continuous photos by changing angles, moving the lens from far to near, to ensure that little Bruce and Bruce appeared in the same frame!
Snap! Snap!
“Don’t close your eyes! No, you should just keep them closed! There’s a kind of humiliating beauty in closing your eyes!”
Batman opened his eyes instantly, what a humiliation!
“That’s fine, your expression is quite aggressive! This is all art! I think there are many girls who will pay a lot of money to buy the photos in my hands! Hmm? No, maybe the newspapers will pay more! I found a new business opportunity! Am I smart! Master Bruce Wayne!”
“Okay, that’s all! Sign the contract and you can leave. We’ll hand over the money and the photos.”
Bruce Wayne gave Zhou Chengyi a vicious look, picked up a pen and signed his name on the contract.
“Very good. You can go now! Why don’t you go? Are you in love with me? How can this be? I don’t like men!”
“I need some clothes!”
“It’s my pleasure to serve you.” Zhou Chengyi rummaged through his belongings and threw some casual clothes to Bruce Wayne.
“What kind of technology is this?”
“Clothes, $50,000.”
Bruce looked at the casual clothes he had just put on and said angrily, “This is obviously just cheap stuff!”
“Yes! It’s street goods, but it’s a necessity for you. Otherwise, you can take it off and leave! I won’t stop you!”
“Okay, okay! I got it!”
“Farewell, Master Bruce Wayne! By the way, I can protect you in the future. If there is anything you can’t solve, you can mention my name.”
This bastard! Damn it, Bruce kept cursing Zhou Chengyi in his heart, then slammed the door and left.
Zhou Chengyi smiled maliciously, “Humph! This is the punishment for not showing up when I was robbed that day! I, Zhou, hold a grudge very well.”
“Master Bruce, where is your armor? What are you wearing? What happened to Batman today?” Alfred couldn’t help laughing when he saw this scene and scratched his head in confusion.
Bruce Wayne changed his clothes with a stern face, then sat in front of the computer and quickly checked Zhou Chengyi’s information.
“Isn’t this enemy of yours just an agent?”
Bruce Wayne took a sip of the coffee handed to him by Alfu: “We were all wrong. He is not a mortal. Do you understand? My armor is like child’s play in front of him.”
“Then you need to upgrade your armor!”
“I think so. But I really doubt that I can beat him with my upgraded armor. Can you believe it? He can fly, release lightning, and he can easily immobilize me with a punch. He even has some kind of teleportation ability.”
Ah Fu scratched his head: “Is this really a human being? Not an angel?”
“By the way, how’s the clown doing?”
“It’s very bad. We can’t do anything to him at all. Two more people died today!”
Bruce punched the table hard: “Asshole! Asshole!”
Bruce stood up angrily, walked back and forth several times, and finally sat down calmly. He operated the computer quickly and produced dozens of pages of information.
“Afu, prepare a set of battle suits for me first, and then tell the weapons development department to make the battle suit I have above.”
Ah Fu took a quick look at the materials needed and couldn’t help but gasp.
“Master Bruce, the budget has increased by at least ten times!”
“Don’t worry about it! Just make a sample according to this and send it here for me to experiment with. Okay, I’m going to go meet Harvey and the others.”
“Okay, I get it, Master Bruce!” Alfu seemed to remember something: “What should we name this suit?”
“Anti-Zhou Chengyi Armor Experimental Type!”
Chapter 17: Zhou Chengyi Pitfalls Kang Zha (Old Version)
Originally, Zhou Chengyi wanted to continue paying attention to the Joker in Gotham.
As a result, a letter forced him to leave Gotham City.
As a wealthy man, the first-class treatment was really good, with several beautiful stewardesses serving me attentively.
Watching the plane land, Zhou Chengyi stretched, got off the plane, and saw the man in black waiting for him in the hall.
Hmm? Not as handsome as me, not as tall as me, not as good-looking as me, that’s you! Zhou Chengyi threw the backpack to him.
Constantine stupidly took Zhou Chengyi’s backpack: “Mr. Zhou?”
“Yes, it’s me!”
“Great! I’m so glad you came!”
“Let’s go! We can talk on the way if we have anything to say.”
Constantine, scum! Scoundrel! Playboy! Bastard! Lung cancer patient! Exorcist!
He has been in a panic lately, not because he has lung cancer, but because the big shots in hell like him very much and want him to die and go to hell.
So he asked for help from all his connections, even looking for Gabriel, but there was no sign that the gate of heaven would open for him.
If you knew you could not go to heaven and would definitely go to hell, what would you do?
I think most ordinary people would enjoy themselves crazily in their last moments.
Yes, Constantine thought so too, but he didn’t have much money and had to make money while enjoying himself.
Everything was OK until he accepted a commission from a female police officer.
He definitely didn’t do it for money. Yes, he just wanted her body. He was despicable.
As he investigated, he found that things were a bit troublesome. Angela’s sister died of suicide, but there was something more hidden behind it. Constantine was very familiar with this, the smell of conspiracy, and it came from hell. He wanted to regret it, but he couldn’t get out. This made him regret it! He hadn’t gotten the girl yet, but he had already provoked hell again.
Just when he was at a loss, he thought of Zhou Chengyi.
Originally, he didn’t know Zhou Chengyi, but Zhou Chengyi took his job.
That’s right, the girl that Zhou Chengyi treated when he first came to DC was supposed to be treated by Constantine, but because he was discussing the origin of life with another woman, he arrived a little late, and several thousand dollars were lost.
Money and women are everything to Constantine. He instantly remembered the name Zhou Chengyi. He originally wanted to play a prank on Zhou Chengyi, but when he learned that Zhou Chengyi could control lightning, Constantine did not dare to act. He only felt relieved when Zhou Chengyi left the city and went to Gotham.
Now he was in big trouble. He contacted Zhou Chengyi based on the fact that they were all exorcists, so if he could trick one, no, if he could invite one, that would be it.
I didn’t expect Zhou Chengyi to actually come.
In fact, Zhou Chengyi was also happy to come. After all, he wanted to meet Brother Lucifer. The devil or something like that was much more interesting than Batman.
“This is what’s going on, Master Zhou, do you want to team up with me?” Constantine whispered to Zhou Chengyi.
Angela stood in the distance, not knowing what the two were talking about.
Zhou Chengyi took out a cigarette from his pocket and prepared to light it.
“Take mine!” Constantine quickly handed Zhou Chengyi a cigarette.
Zhou Chengyi tilted his head to take a look, threw it on the ground, took out a cigarette from the cigarette box and threw it to Constantine: “Smoking cheap cigarettes will cause lung cancer.”
Emmm, doesn’t smoking cause lung cancer? But this cigarette is really good!
“Constantine, I’ve heard of you. If you want me to help you, I’ll give you one million dollars.”
“What? One million?” Constantine looked at Zhou Chengyi in disbelief.
“Yes, one million. And I give it to you because you are in the same industry as me.”
“You might as well go and rob!”
Zhou Chengyi smiled and took out his cell phone: “Look, this is my company, look at the liquidity on it.”
“One, two, three…ten digits. God, you are really rich. How did you do it? Can you teach me?”
Zhou Chengyi put away his phone and took out a contract. “Look, I just negotiated a deal with Wayne Group for tens of millions. I stood up Mr. Bruce because of your call. One million is too little.”
Constantine was speechless. One million US dollars would be worse than killing him. Even if all his past and next lives were added together, they were not worth as much as one million US dollars.
“I don’t think you can come up with one million dollars. Why don’t you sign a contract with me? You can borrow one million dollars from me and pay me back in installments.”
“ah?”
“What? You must not have noticed the name of my company just now!”
Constantine scratched his head. He really didn’t notice the name of Zhou Chengyi’s company just now. He was busy counting the digits.
Zhou Chengyi handed him his business card, and Constantine looked at Zhou Chengyi in disbelief.
What kind of company is this? How awesome is this? Exorcist Investment Credit Co., Ltd.? Why does it look like a loan shark?
“Don’t be fooled by the name of my company. Think about it, I’ve already cooperated with Wayne Company, which means I have no problems at all. Decide, Constantine, whether to borrow one million from me or forget it.”
Seeing that the two had not yet reached an agreement, Angela shouted, “Are you done, Constantine?”
Constantine heard the beautiful woman’s call and instantly became stronger: “No problem, let me see the contract.”
“You made a smart choice. It’s only one million. If you save a little and work harder in the next two years, you can pay it back quickly.”
Zhou Chengyi handed the contract to Constantine with a smile. The more Constantine read it, the more frightened he became. This was even more outrageous than usury! Which loan shark had an interest of 500,000 for two years? Oh my God! He only borrowed 1 million! If he couldn’t pay it back, he would have to work like a slave for Zhou Chengyi.
Are you a demon from hell? Constantine complained wildly in his heart.
However! I don’t think I will live for many days! I have advanced lung cancer, which means I don’t have to pay back the money. I’m on the second level, perfect.
Thinking of this, Constantine smiled and said, “I’ll sign it. It’s just two years and one and a half million!”
“Very good, you made a wise decision. I’ll give you the pen in triplicate, and you need to put your fingerprints on each one!”
Soon, Constantine signed the contract and handed it to Zhou Chengyi.
Zhou Chengyi smiled and nodded, then put away the contract: “I need some time to prepare something now. Call me if you encounter any trouble.”
“Okay, Angela, we should go! Everything is OK!”
Angela looked at Constantine with admiration and drove the car over.
“Let’s go!”
The plot must move forward. Zhou Chengyi is very interested in Baldasa’s company. How could Zhou Chengyi come here for Constantine’s 1.5 million? Of course, he came here for the company of Baldasa, the devil of hell.
Under Constantine’s threat, Baldassar quickly told him the plan for the arrival of the Son of Hell.
Constantine defeated him directly and left here in a cool manner.
Of course, the mastermind also came to clean up the mess. After seeing the mastermind leave, Zhou Chengyi hurriedly operated Baldasa’s computer and transferred all his property and company to his own name.
Of course, this also required his fingerprint, so Zhou Chengyi had to pinch his nose to find a relatively intact thumb from a pile of blackened rotten flesh.
Perfect! Zhou Chengyi grinned with joy when he saw that his net worth had doubled.
Chapter 18 Gold, Silver, Bronze, Which One Is Yours? (Old Version)
This is a big deal! Angela has been captured!
Constantine went crazy and contacted Zhou Chengyi, saying that he wanted to fight the devil to the death in the hospital.
With holy water and bullets made from crosses, Constantine killed everyone in his path, looking quite cool.
Of course, Zhou Chengyi is more handsome. To kill the devil, Zhou Chengyi only needs to move his fingers, and these hideous, screaming little cuties will be electrocuted and turn into powder.
“Zhou! Your ability is so powerful! How did you obtain it?” Constantine asked enviously after killing the last demon.
“Don’t ask. You won’t understand even if I tell you. So let it be. If you don’t hurry up, your little mistress will give you a son! Hey, why don’t we stop him? Look, your woman gave birth to Manmeng. What does this mean?”
“It means that the son of hell has come to the human world, and the human world will become a second hell.”
“Bah! Think about it carefully, this means your woman is Manmeng’s mother. Of course, she may die, but that’s not important. What’s important is that you will become Manmeng’s stepfather! Isn’t that awesome! Constantine, look, you are now treated the same as that guy.”
This? Hmm? I am Man Meng’s stepfather, and Man Meng is the son of that guy. So it seems that I have really got a great deal! No, no, how can I have such an idea?
Why did I feel a little moved just now, Angela, forgive me!
Thinking of this, Constantine quickly ran to the bathtub and took great effort to pull Angela out of the water.
Zhou Chengyi came over nonchalantly, looked at Angela’s belly, and scratched his head: “We are late, it seems that you are going to be a father!”
“No! No! No! I don’t want to give birth to him! Get him out quickly!” Angela was a little hysterical at this time.
Just as Constantine was about to take action, he flew out.
She has a pretty face, blonde hair, and a white dress. She has an average figure, but you can tell at first glance that she is rich. After all, people who own an airport are not poor.
His feet are bare, and he walks without touching the ground. The wings behind him flap constantly, emitting a confident, noble and sacred temperament from the inside out. However, his expression is very unpleasant, revealing endless arrogance.
It was Gabriel. He landed beside Angela and raised his foot to kick Zhou Chengyi.
“Hey! Why do you think I’m a weakling like Constantine?” Zhou Chengyi raised his arm to block Gabriel’s kick.
Gabriel looked at Zhou Chengyi coldly: “Who are you? No, you are not a human? A god from the East? This is none of your business!”
Zhou Chengyi grinned and said, “This should be the first time we meet. Is your nose natural? Even though you Europeans and Americans have hooked noses, yours is too big. I think it can be used as an excavator!”
“God of the East, are you trying to provoke me with words? It’s useless, the son of hell is about to come!” Gabriel raised his hand, and Angela floated beside him, her belly began to swell.
Zhou Chengyi clapped his hands and said with a smile, “Excellent! But this world is not just your world of heaven and hell. We in the East don’t want to lose this place, even though it is just one of the myriad worlds.”
“You want to stop me? What can you do to stop me? It’s too late! Be born, son of hell! Come out!”
Above the hospital, the fire cloud covered an increasingly wider area, the earth was breaking apart, and countless flames erupted from the cracked ground.
Countless people were running on the street, trying to escape. This was too abnormal. Was it an earthquake? They didn’t know. They only knew that if they ran slower, they would lose their lives.
Zhou Chengyi just stood there casually, watching Gabriel perform.
“Son of Hell, according to the Bible of Hell, your sins will exceed the sins of your father! At the intersection of life and death, here, at this time, please come! This world needs you to cleanse it!”
After Gabriel finished speaking, he took the Spear of Longinus in his hand and prepared to cut open Angela’s belly!
“Hashibean sack!”
Gabriel was startled by Zhou Chengyi’s shout and turned to look at Zhou Chengyi. Huh? What’s going on? Why did Angela suddenly appear next to Zhou Chengyi?
Gabriel raised the Spear of Longinus in his hand and stabbed at Zhou Chengyi, but Zhou Chengyi just tilted his head slightly and Gabriel’s stab missed.
Before he could change his tactics, Zhou Chengyi had already grabbed the Spear of Longinus in his hand, twisted it, pulled it, and slammed his shoulder hard into his chest.
He is indeed a rich man. It is so peaceful that even an aircraft carrier can be stopped.
Gabriel flew backwards, smashing through several layers of the wall and landing in the flower bed outside.
Angela, who was stepped on by Zhou Chengyi, was surrounded by black air and looked ferociously at the Spear of Longinus in Zhou Chengyi’s hand.
“Be quiet!” Zhou Chengyi stepped hard on Angela’s stomach, and the originally ferocious Angela fainted instantly.
What is the Spear of Longinus? This is a spear that pierced Jesus Christ. According to the Bible, when Jesus was crucified, a centurion pierced his side with a spear. The centurion was called Longinus.
Rumor has it that Jesus did not die after being nailed to the cross for several days, but Longinus stabbed his side with a spear, causing Jesus to bleed profusely and die.
In any case, the Spear of Longinus was stained with the blood of Jesus. Who is Jesus? That is the Son of God.
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit are all God. The essence of God is one, but there are three persons: the Father, the Son (Jesus Christ), and the Holy Spirit. That is, God is only one, but in terms of person, he is divided into the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Although the three have specific identities, they completely belong to the same essence and are the only true God. They are not three gods, but they are not just one.
This means that this gun has stabbed God to death. It is a great artifact. From now on, as long as you hold this artifact, the Pope will have to be polite to you when he sees you, otherwise he will shoot you.
“Give it back to me!” Gabriel flew in angrily.
“What nonsense are you talking about? This thing belongs to us humans, not to you or Him!”
“Eastern Spirit, even though you are very powerful, if I risk my life to self-destruct, you will not gain any benefit at all!”
“I don’t believe it! Blow yourself up and show me!”
Bastard! This bastard! How could he really blow himself up! Damn it!
“I’m so happy to see you helpless against me. Let me give you the upper hand. You are a lady after all. Let’s play a game.” Zhou Chengyi smiled evilly, and the Spear of Longinus in his hand suddenly turned into three.
“You said your Spear of Longinus is this golden Spear of Longinus, this silver one, or this bronze one. One of these three is the real one. You only have one chance. If you guess wrong, I’m sorry.”
How is it possible? How did he do it? All three of them looked so real. Gabriel stared at the three Spears of Longinus in Zhou Chengyi’s hands and couldn’t help but fall into deep thought.
Chapter 19 Gabriel is about to cry (old version)
“You can touch them, you only have one minute! Hurry!”
An alarm clock floated beside Zhou Chengyi. Gabriel looked at the rapidly spinning second hand, then suddenly appeared beside Zhou Chengyi and grabbed the three Spears of Longinus in Zhou Chengyi’s hands.
Zhou Chengyi sighed and glared, and Gabriel was frozen in place. Zhou Chengyi gave him two loving caresses on the face.
“You are very naughty! I like those who are obedient. You can’t snatch what I don’t give you. If it happens again next time, I will tear your wings off!” After Zhou Chengyi said this, he snapped his fingers, and Gabriel resumed his action.
It hurts! Gabriel felt his whole face was swollen. He tried to use holy power to restore his face, but to no avail.
“You women are really troublesome. You care so much about your appearance. Look, there are only ten seconds left. If you don’t hurry up, you’ll miss it.”
Gabriel was panicking. What should he do? He couldn’t fight, so he could only guess. He grabbed the golden Spear of Longinus from the three Spears of Longinus.
Hmm? Watching the Spear of Longinus in his hand turn into water, passing through his hand and falling to the ground, he looked up at Zhou Chengyi.
Zhou Chengyi smiled complacently, and with a wave of his hand, the silver Spear of Longinus turned into water, and the bronze Spear of Longinus returned to its original appearance.
“What a pity! You guessed wrong. You women are all appearance-conscious! You only choose the most gorgeous and valuable ones. Ugh!” Zhou Chengyi smiled as he spun the Spear of Longinus in his hand.
“Brother, you are so fierce!”
Constantine, who had just gotten up after resting for a long time, walked up to Gabriel with all his might: “Hahahaha! Gabriel, how does it feel to be humiliated!”
“You bastard!” Gabriel knocked Constantine to the ground again with one punch.
Looking at Constantine’s puzzled look on the ground, Zhou Chengyi shrugged: “Why do you want to interfere in the conversation between two powerful men!”
“Aren’t we in the same group? Why don’t you help me?”
“He was so fast, I didn’t notice.”
“You did it on purpose! I don’t believe you didn’t see it!”
“Shh, don’t tell me if you see it!”
Constantine struggled to stand up and looked at Gabriel: “Why! Although I heard from the devil before that it was you who planned it, I still didn’t want to believe it, but when I saw you appear with my own eyes, I couldn’t help but feel disappointed. Gabriel, why?”
“No, no, no. What I did was to give humans a chance to redeem themselves. They lack a test, a real test.”
Zhou Chengyi sneered: “Test? I don’t think this is a test. I think it is the extermination of mankind.”
“Ha ha ha ha!”
Gabriel suddenly laughed: “Humanity has received too much favor from God. No matter what sins they have committed, as long as they repent, God will welcome them with open arms and forgive them. Time and time again, from ancient times to the present, according to your human laws, you humans should have been shot countless times. This is not fair!”
Zhou Chengyi scratched his head. It seemed that Gabriel was right, but there were billions of lives, some good and some bad. It was too absolute to generalize.
“You are wrong. There are devils and angels in the world. Why do you want to end the lives of billions of people with just a thought? Does God know that you are doing this?”
Constantine was worthy of being the man favored by both God and the devil. After being hit twice by Gabriel, he was able to stand up except for spitting out some blood.
“No, no, no, I did not choose to exterminate all of humanity. Quite the opposite. What I did was to give humanity a chance to redeem themselves. They lack a test, a real test.”
Zhou Chengyi rolled his eyes. A real test? You, the boss God, set the rules for the game with other powerful people, and you turned the table over. Are you not giving face to your boss or to other powerful people?
“You call sending all of humanity to hell a test?”
Gabriel raised his head high, hands raised high, and said like a savior: “You humans can only find your true self when facing fear and despair, so I bring pain and fear, and let hell come to the world. Those who overcome fear, defeat the devil, and survive the hellish environment are worthy of going to heaven!”
Zhou Chengyi raised his hand: “Let me interrupt. Overcome fear? Overcome the devil? Only if you survive the hell environment is it worth going to heaven? Are you kidding me? I have defeated the devil and survived the hell environment, so am I not a strong man? I am the lord of hell? The boss? Or go to another pantheon to become a god, isn’t that better than going to heaven?”
Gabriel choked and looked at Zhou Chengyi in a daze.
“What are you looking at? Look at me now. I have defeated my fear and the devil. For example, the one under my feet is the son of hell. Didn’t I go to heaven? This is not right! If not, you have to find a back door for me and let me go to heaven. Please, please, please.” Zhou Chengyi looked at Gabriel jokingly.
Gabriel’s face turned very ugly, and he shouted angrily: “Blasphemy, blasphemy, you are seriously blaspheming!”
Zhou Chengyi smiled and said, “I did blaspheme. What’s the matter? Are you anxious? Are you angry? Do you want to beat me or kill me? Oh, sorry, I forgot that you can’t beat me. What should I do? If not, you can report it to your superiors. Will your Western Heavenly Kingdom compete with our Eastern God System?”
You can’t play anymore!
Looking at Gabriel who had a sullen face and didn’t say a word, Zhou Chengyi’s heart was filled with joy. This Gabriel was so simple-minded, had no sense of humor, and was a crazy woman. She was so depressed by him after just a few words. It was interesting.
“Why aren’t you talking? My dear little angel, huh? Think about what you should do. Look, the artifact is in my hand, and that naughty kid is under my feet. It looks like your plan is going to fail!”
“What do you mean by me? What do you mean by you? What? Do you still want to play a few more hands with me?”
Gabriel took a deep breath, and a holy sword formed by holy light appeared in his hand: “Although I know it is impossible, I still want to give it a try, for God!”
The sword was fast and sharp, but in Zhou Chengyi’s eyes it was very slow. Zhou Chengyi turned sideways and Gabriel’s sword missed.
Before he could change his moves, Zhou Chengyi had already grabbed his wrist and twisted it violently. Gabriel turned 360 degrees and fell to his knees on the ground.
“Come on, smile.” Zhou Chengyi picked up his cell phone and took a photo with Gabriel on the ground.
“Taipei!” Cheerleader Constantine jumped up and down, wishing she could go on the court herself and make Gabriel kneel in front of her.
“Why, why, why did you appear in the world? If it weren’t for you, my plan would have succeeded!” Gabriel said with a nasal voice as if he was about to cry.
“Don’t you want that little troublemaker to show up? I’ll satisfy you!” Zhou Chengyi said, and then the Spear of Longinus in his other hand cut open Angela’s belly.
Chapter 20 I, Ji Ba Niu, want to become sworn brothers with Brother Lucifer (old version)
Constantine looked at Zhou Chengyi in shock: “What are you doing? Are you crazy?”
Zhou Chengyi looked at the demon child coming out of Angela’s stomach and smiled: “Don’t worry, everything is under my control. Only by releasing Him can I send Him back.”
After saying that, Zhou Chengyi waved his hand, and Angela’s stomach wound healed. Constantine hugged Angela on the ground with heartache.
The Son of Hell on the ground began to grow rapidly. He, who was originally covered in blood, looked like he was four or five years old when he stood up. After taking a step, he became eleven or twelve years old. After taking another step, he became a young man in his twenties.
“You made a wrong decision. I am extremely powerful now, God of the East. As a reward for you releasing me, I will make you my boy!” Manmeng, the Son of Hell, sneered.
Man Meng really dared to say that? Is Lucifer’s son so stupid? Zhou Chengyi slapped him directly, and he spun around several times.
Damn, his teammate is an idiot. Can’t he see how dangerous this man is? He dared to say such words. He was really crazy. Gabriel couldn’t help but move a little further away from Manmon.
Zhou Chengyi looked at Man Meng, who had recovered from his shock, with amusement: “Child, let’s not talk about other things first. Don’t you have to kneel down to worship your mother and your stepfather first? Kneel down!”
As soon as the word “kneel down” was uttered, endless pressure instantly enveloped the hall. Mammon looked at Zhou Chengyi in disbelief, then knelt down in front of Angela and Constantine.
“Look, my dear son, you are now relatives of Lucifer. So, John, you got this advantage, you should thank me!”
Constantine smiled awkwardly: “It feels good to take advantage, but I can’t afford to offend Lucifer! Brother, just play your own game, don’t take me with you!”
“Okay! Then you just watch!”
Zhou Chengyi finished speaking, raised the Spear of Longinus wrapped in lightning, and pointed it at Mammon’s head: “Little cutie, I allow you to look at this world a few more times. Everything is over. Hmm? Come out! Lucifer! I know you are here, you are pretty fast!”
“Hahaha! After all, not many people dare to call me by my real name. I’m a little curious about which Eastern god you are! I smell the scent of damn Mephisto on you.”
Countless doors and windows seemed to be shattered by invisible hands, with fragments scattered all over the ground. The entire hospital was dragged into the abyss where time stagnates by an inexplicable force.
In this frozen space and time, a figure walked with bare feet, leaving inexplicable stains with every step, as if walking on the dust of time.
He was wearing a clean but slightly dull white suit, and his face was so pale that it was almost transparent, like a ghost from another world.
This is the Lucifer who belongs to this world. At this moment, he stands quietly opposite Zhou Chengyi.
“Does it matter? None of this matters. What matters is that your good son and that stupid woman are having an affair with the old guy in Heaven behind your back.”
Lucifer tilted his head to glance at Gabriel beside him, then looked at Mammon who was kneeling on the ground, snapped his fingers, and time began to pass.
When Gabriel saw Lucifer, he took a few steps back in fear. Mammon, who was originally kneeling on the ground, was stepped on the ground by Lucifer.
“Oh, Lucifer, you know, your son belongs to me now. You have no right to do anything with my spoils?” Zhou Chengyi pointed the Spear of Longinus at Lucifer unhappily.
“Im sorry. You have to understand, as a father, seeing Him being so useless always makes a father very angry.” Lucifer said as he stomped hard on Mammon’s head several times.
“Stop, stop, stop acting in front of me, tell me, what are you going to do to save him!”
Lucifer scratched his head, thought for a while, and opened his hands: “Why don’t I beat Him to death with a stick, and you will be my son! You will become the deputy king of hell!”
Do you think you are Whitebeard? And you want me to be his son. Are we the same level? How dare you talk to me like that? Zhou Chengyi snorted coldly, and several lightning bolts wrapped around his body.
“Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, it’s just a joke. How about this, I’ll give you the power and rules of hell from this idiot?” Lucifer just raised his hand lightly, and countless black air and golden power floated from Manmeng’s body in front of Zhou Chengyi.
Zhou Chengyi crossed his arms and shook his head: “This is not enough, and this should belong to me, why are you taking my things to give to me.”
Good man, are you a god representing justice? Why do I feel that you are no different from the devil in our hell? Lucifer scratched his head in embarrassment.
“Dear John, please help me persuade this Eastern god. In return, I can keep you from going to hell.”
Constantine was very tempted. Because he had committed suicide before, he could not go to heaven. After all, heaven does not accept the souls of people who committed suicide. In addition, he was a psychic, so Lucifer valued him very much and wanted to get his soul.
“Constantine, you have to think carefully. Are you sure you want to interfere in our conversation?”
Looking at Zhou Chengyi’s cold gaze, Constantine wilted, smiled awkwardly, and spread his hands to Lucifer, indicating that he was powerless.
Zhou Chengyi smiled and said, “I want a gate to hell that can let me enter hell at any time.”
This is quite interesting. He wants a gate to hell? Lucifer began to think quickly in his mind, wondering what Zhou Chengyi wanted to do with the gate to hell.
“You are also a demon! You talk to me in a righteous manner, but in the end you still associate with the devil!” Gabriel was very angry when he saw Zhou Chengyi negotiating with Lucifer.
This Gabriel is a complete fool. How can a worker like you interfere in what the bosses are talking about? How noisy!
Gabriel wanted to say something, but he found that his mouth was covered by a ball of magic power. He stood there like a piece of wood, unable to move.
“How long do you need to think about this, great Lord of Hell? I don’t want the gates of Hell to be destroyed anymore, just because there’s a bastard who needs to be taught a lesson by me.”
There’s a bastard who needs to be taught a lesson? This is very interesting. Was he tricked? Was it Mephisto who did it?
“I can give it to you, but you have to promise not to throw anything weird in there!”
Zhou Chengyi patted his chest and gave Lucifer a thumbs up: “Don’t worry, brother, my character is absolutely guaranteed. I have been a helpful and environmentally friendly person since I was a child. You can trust me!”
The corner of Lucifer’s mouth twitched. The bastard in front of him was so shameless and evil-hearted that he even suspected that he was an evil god from the East.
“Brother, what’s with that expression on your face? Don’t you believe me? How about we become sworn brothers?”
Zhou Chengyi grabbed Lucifer’s hand and raised it high: “I, Nicholas.Couch.Hero.Ji Ba Niu, swear here to Lucifer, emmm, brother? What’s your full name?”
What the hell is Nicholas. Bed. Titan. Ji Ba Niu, what kind of lame name is this!
Lucifer was speechless. He broke free from Zhou Chengyi’s hand, uttering devilish words. A trace of the power of hell fell on Zhou Chengyi.
A brand new gate to hell appeared beside Him.
“As long as you recite this demon language, you can summon the gate of hell no matter which plane you are in. As for sworn brotherhood, forget it. My family is big and I have a lot of things to deal with in hell. So let’s just leave it at that.”
As expected of the Lord of Hell, he carried his filial son into the gate of hell and ran really fast.
Chapter 21 God is really stingy (old version)
“As for you? Dear Gabriel, how do you think I should deal with you?” Zhou Chengyi looked at the motionless Gabriel with a grim smile.
“Say something! Why don’t you speak? Oh, I forgot that I sealed your mouth with magic. Release!” Zhou Chengyi blew a breath at Gabriel.
Gabriel looked at Zhou Chengyi in fear. Holy light bloomed on his body. Three pairs of wings appeared behind Him. His figure flashed and broke through the roof.
Want to run? Then I’ll play with you. Zhou Chengyi happily turned into lightning and chased after him.
Above the city, dark clouds were surging violently like a tide, and a pure white light was moving rapidly.
“Gabriel, run quickly. If you are caught by me, I will not do anything frivolous to you, but I will definitely pluck your three pairs of white wings one by one and use them to cook a dish of roasted chicken wings.”
Hearing this threat, Gabriel’s body flashed, his six wings spread out, like the brightest star in the sky, and his speed increased suddenly.
As he waved his wings, the holy light released by his six wings gathered into white rays, carrying the power to purify all things, and roared towards Zhou Chengyi.
Zhou Chengyi’s lips curled up into an uninhibited smile, and his figure suddenly turned into a flash of lightning. With the force of thunder, he forcibly smashed the countless holy lights into pieces, and the light splashed everywhere, turning into starlight and dissipating into the void.
As a master of the fifth level of the Nine Revolutions Profound Art and the peak level of Taiyi Golden Immortal, Zhou Chengyi is much stronger than Gabriel from the DC Universe.
Zhou Chengyi was building a cloud and throwing lightning at random. Gabriel’s wings were twitched by the lightning and he stumbled and fell into the sea below!
“Don’t push me too hard!” Gabriel stood on the sea with his hands clasped together. A huge cross emerged from the air and smashed towards Zhou Chengyi in the clouds.
I have to say, what God and His men created is indeed quite impressive and intimidating. A cross hundreds of meters high, shining with pure white light, would surely deceive a large number of believers if it were shown to others!
Unfortunately, Zhou Chengyi didn’t take the cross seriously. With just one punch, the entire cross turned into light and dissipated into the air.
“Die!!!” Zhou Chengyi directly threw the Spear of Longinus as a javelin.
Gabriel looked at the spears getting closer and closer, and his heart fell into despair.
At this moment, a white light suddenly appeared in the sky, and countless white feathers slowly floated down…
The Spear of Longinus stopped on Gabriel’s chest, and Gabriel collapsed directly on the sea.
This is Gabriel’s backstage. Zhou Chengyi twitched his lips and looked up to the sky. He saw a gate of heaven hanging in the air and countless holy lights blooming. Soon, dozens of little angels holding various musical instruments flew out of the gate of heaven, dancing in the light and singing loudly to praise the greatness of the Lord.
Two angels with six brilliant wings, like the brightest stars in the sky, surrounded a man whose face was hidden in the hazy light, and slowly walked out of the door leading to the endless and sacred kingdom of heaven.
“My Lord!” Gabriel hurriedly rose into the air from the blue sea, and the waves seemed to ripple because of his eagerness.
He flapped his wings with all his might until he reached the gate of heaven, then knelt on one knee with the utmost humility, respectfully standing before the mysterious man.
“Excuse me, sir, are you the supreme God himself, or Jesus Christ who saves all living beings?” Zhou Chengyi was full of doubts.
“How dare you!” A stern rebuke sounded, and one of the six-winged angels looked directly at Zhou Chengyi with a gaze as sharp as a torch, his tone full of unquestionable majesty, “How dare you be rude to my Lord and ask such a frivolous question!”
“I represent our Heavenly Court. Is this how you treat the Heavenly Court’s envoys?” Zhou Chengyi put the blame on the six-winged angel first.
Whose general is this? How could he be so brave? The Lord looked at Zhou Chengyi in surprise.
“you.”
“Okay, Michael, don’t treat our friends like this. Messenger from the East, come here.” The Lord waved to Zhou Chengyi.
Zhou Chengyi flew to the gate of heaven and said, “You don’t have to thank me! I know I stopped Gabriel and Mammon’s evil plan against the human world. This is what I should do for the sake of light!”
“My Lord, it was he who bullied your loyal servant!”
“Don’t listen to Him. He has been bewitched by Lucifer and is still spreading lies to confuse the people. I guarantee with the strength, no, credibility, of our Heavenly Court that He is a fallen being.”
“No, no, no! My Lord! It’s not what he said… No!!! No!!!”
Before Gabriel could finish his words, the Lord raised his hand, and the three pairs of wings and countless holy lights behind Gabriel were taken away from His body.
Gabriel became mortal.
Zhou Cheng was relieved after hearing the statement. The old bastard was not blind. His face changed. “We are very dissatisfied with Gabriel’s behavior. We all had an agreement at the beginning, but your people actually wanted to overturn the negotiation table.”
“Take Gabriel back with you, and we’ll discuss how to deal with her after I get back.”
“Yes!” Two six-winged angels directly pulled Gabriel into the gate of heaven.
“As for you!”
Zhou Chengyi looked at the fierce man in front of him with a firm expression. He couldn’t panic and couldn’t let the master see that he was using the tiger’s skin to wave the banner.
“That’s it!” The Lord waved his hand casually, and several rays of holy light fell on Zhou Chengyi’s head and back. Zhou Chengyi looked at the halo on his head and the wings of light behind him stupidly, confused.
Damn, are you so stingy? I blocked Gabriel and attacked your enemy camp, and you gave me the right to use the halo and wings with special effects and a little holy light and holy fire?
Zhou Chengyi wanted to say something, but the Lord had already stepped into the gate of heaven, and countless little angels also entered the gate of heaven.
The gates to the heaven dimension merged, the holy light special effects disappeared, leaving Zhou Chengyi staring blankly.
Zhou Chengyi sighed, the Heaven was really stingy, but fortunately he still had a magic weapon, the Spear of Longinus.
Zhou Chengyi took two quick steps and picked up the Spear of Longinus from the cloud.
The gate of heaven that was originally closed opened instantly, and a hand stretched out from inside and grabbed the Spear of Longinus in Zhou Chengyi’s hand.
“Don’t go too far! This belongs to us humans. It doesn’t belong to your heaven!” Zhou Chengyi held the Spear of Longinus tightly with both hands.
The hand that was holding the Spear of Longinus suddenly let go: “Little guy, you are very interesting. I’ll leave this spear to you. It’s just a projection of the Spear of Longinus anyway. We will meet again in the future!”
What? This is just a genuine projection? Zhou Chengyi was extremely angry. He had never seen such a stingy boss. Zhou Chengyi looked at the door of heaven that had not yet closed, and was ready to rush forward and knock on the door.
But the hand on the other side of the Gate of Heaven just gave him the middle finger and then disappeared with the Gate of Heaven.
Shit! I was humiliated by that old bastard!
That’s how it’s going to work, right? Fine! I, Zhou Chengyi, will be a Christian priest in the future. I’ll hold this broken gun, ride on the Pope’s head and shit, and let him kiss the bottom of my feet!
Chapter 22 Kang Zha sheds tears (old version)
Zhou Chengyi adjusted his clothes fiercely, and the suit he was wearing instantly turned into a black priest’s suit.
Although I am an Oriental, I have wings and a halo on my head. Everyone who sees me would say I am an angel, right?
Humph, thinking of this, Zhou Chengyi flew directly back to the city and found an Internet company. His soul invaded the Internet from their server and added a new identity for himself, a HK Catholic priest.
I am Zhou Chengyi, a Hong Kong businessman, a Catholic priest, an angel, and a Greater China agent in the DC world. Perfect!
At Constantine’s home, Constantine held Angela in his arms, the two of them kissed each other, their hands were not honest, the clothes on their bodies gradually became less, and they gradually moved from the living room to the bedroom.
Everyone can understand at a glance what exciting plot is going to happen, but I don’t write it for you because I’m a coward and afraid of being locked up, hahahahaha.
There was a rapid knock on the door.
“Don’t worry about it, dear!” Angela grabbed Constantine who wanted to get up.
Constantine fell into contemplation for three seconds and quickly made a decision. He ignored the knock on the door and pushed Angela onto the bed.
Zhou Chengyi already knew what those two dogs were doing. He snorted coldly and knocked on the door more frequently.
Constantine and Angela still ignored the knocking on the door. Zhou Chengyi punched Constantine’s door to pieces and rushed in with two Thompsons.
“Hands up, you devil!”
Then there was the sound of dense bullets.
Constantine and Angela in the bedroom were completely stunned. Is there a devil in the house?
The two of them didn’t care about being intimate anymore. They hurriedly got up and rushed to the living room, and then saw Zhou Chengyi, dressed in priest’s clothes, holding two Thompsons and stepping on a little devil.
What a physical demon slayer.
The little devil under Zhou Chengyi’s feet was in tears. He was just an ordinary little devil. He was happily wanting to do something super friendly with another female devil in hell. He had already ridden on her, and then suddenly a door and a hand appeared beside him.
When he reacted again, he was stepped on the ground.
“Ah! My house! I haven’t even paid off my mortgage yet!!!”
Constantine burst into tears. It would cost a lot of money to repair this house and these furniture, which would make his already poor family even worse off.
“John, it seems that you are too excited. You have lost your vigilance and didn’t even notice this little devil.”
Constantine panted heavily and stared at Zhou Chengyi hatefully: “You did it on purpose! You definitely did it on purpose. You could have easily dealt with him, so why did you use the Thompson to shoot at my house!”
Zhou Chengyi performed a gun dance with two Thompson submachine guns, then struck a pose: “Don’t you think my outfit matches these two guns?”
“Where the hell did you get that priest costume!”
“Huh?” Zhou Chengyi’s face turned cold.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, damn it, I was wrong!” Constantine saw Zhou Chengyi’s face change and instantly turned into a bootlicker.
Zhou Chengyi stuffed two Thompsons into his back pocket, took out a Bible from his arms and placed it on the little devil’s head: “May the merciful God forgive you! Amen!”
The little devil thought he was going to die and was so scared that he closed his eyes.
The room was quiet. Constantine and Angela looked at the intact little devil and cast contemptuous glances at Zhou Chengyi.
“Ahem! This is just a wrong demonstration for you. Now look carefully at what is correct!”
As soon as Zhou Chengyi finished speaking, wings of light rose up from behind him, and countless holy lights scattered from the wings. The little demon under Zhou Chengyi’s feet was burned by the holy light and screamed.
“See? A fist as big as a casserole pot! There’s the light of the Lord’s mercy on it! Die!”
Constantine watched Zhou Chengyi smash the little devil’s head with one punch, and then screamed: “Damn bastard! My floor!”
Zhou Chengyi shook off the flesh and blood on his hands, and spat out a bolt of lightning from his mouth, directly turning the little devil’s body into ashes.
“No, no, no! My carpet! My handmade carpet!”
Constantine almost fainted. There was a hole as big as a casserole on the floor, the handmade carpet at the door was covered in filth, and the furniture and walls were covered with bullet holes. This home was no longer acceptable.
“I’ll allow you to pay back $50,000 less. Isn’t that generous?”
Constantine’s expression changed instantly, and he said with a smile: “You are really a kind angel. By the way, what’s wrong with your wings? Have you really become an angel? Aren’t you a fairy from the East?”
Zhou Chengyi folded up the wings behind him and said proudly: “I defeated Mammon, stopped Gabriel, and scared away Lucifer. In order to win me over, the old man gave me a pair of invisible wings to take me flying, flying over despair.”
What the hell is this? Can’t you be serious? Angela rolled her eyes helplessly.
“By the way, John, come here for a moment, that old bastard has a reward for you too.”
Constantine looked at Zhou Chengyi in disbelief. He also had a reward? He couldn’t even go to heaven, so he still had a reward? Was the reward to go to heaven after death? Nice!
Thinking of this, Constantine quickly walked to Zhou Chengyi. Zhou Chengyi smiled strangely and inserted his hands directly into Constantine’s lungs. A large mass of filth climbed onto Zhou Chengyi’s hands.
“Ah!!!! Ah!! Fuck! Fuck!”
“John!” Angela anxiously supported Constantine who had fallen to the ground, and looked at Zhou Chengyi in confusion: “What are you doing?”
Zhou Chengyi blew away the dirt on his hands and said, “Nothing, just treat him. John, aren’t you in the late stage of lung cancer? That old bastard asked me to cure you. There are still many unruly devils and angels in the world who need you to monitor them.”
Constantine panted, stood up with the help of Angela, touched his chest, and said in disbelief: “I’m fine? Really fine? You didn’t lie to me?”
“What do you mean? Are you doubting the power of a part-time angel? Be careful with your words and be respectful to me. I am the only representative of heaven on earth.”
“You have lung cancer? Why didn’t you tell me? John, you…” Before Angela could finish her words, Constantine kissed her directly.
It was really eye-catching. Zhou Chengyi shook his hand impatiently and said, “Don’t forget that you still owe me 1.45 million. Pay it back within two years. Hehe, if you can’t pay it back, you will have to work like a slave for me. You think you are standing on the second floor, but I am actually standing on the third floor.”
It ruins the fun. It ruins the fun so much.
Xiaokang just raised his head, but his hope was extinguished by Zhou Chengyi’s cold water.
“You bastard! Get out of here!” Constantine covered his genitals, picked up a bottle of Coke and threw it at Zhou Chengyi.
“Remember to pay me back, I’m leaving!”
The cola went straight through Zhou Chengyi’s phantom and smashed into the door. Then Constantine watched as the broken cola dyed his door into soy sauce color.
Ah! God! If I am guilty, let the devil punish me, why did I have to meet this bastard.
Kang Zha was in tears. Damn it, Zhou Chengyi had seen through his plan and he had to pay back the money.
At this time Angela held his hand. Constantine sighed, then picked up Angela and walked towards the bedroom.
The important thing to do first is to eat this empty thing in front of you!
Dear readers, I will be boarding the plane soon to go to Xishuangbanna for a few days. Don’t worry, I will update while traveling.
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Chapter 23: The Butler’s Big Move (Old Version)
Driving a G-Class, I made money and bought a second-hand G-Class.
What? A second-hand G-Class? Zhou Chengyi is so rich that he actually bought a second-hand G-Class?
There is a saying that goes, save when you should, spend when you should.
G-Class, Zhou Chengyi really liked it in his previous life. Now that he has money in this life, he bought one for himself. There is no need to buy a new one, as long as it can be driven.
It is Zhou Chengyi’s purple sports car, also a second-hand one.
“Hello? Is this Mr. Zhou Chengyi?”
“Who are you?”
“Mr. Zhou, I’m Alfred, the butler of Master Bruce, and I need help!”
It turned out to be Ah Fu! The butler of the DC world.
“What happened? My little bat died? Was he killed? Or was he kidnapped? He still owes me money! By the way, has the Wayne Group’s stock fluctuated? Can I buy up a lot of Wayne Group’s stocks?”
Zhou Chengyi’s words made Ah Fu silent. Although he had known that Mr. Zhou’s words were not reasonable, he did not expect them to be so unreasonable.
“Hello? Ah Fu? Come on, tell me! You should be happy to see that I’m maintaining the shares of Wayne Group!”
What the hell is going on? Ah Fu said quickly, “Mr. Zhou, don’t be ridiculous! We were ambushed! Master Bruce was seriously injured and his spine was broken and he was taken away! I need help!”
“Ah? Turns out he was just injured. I thought he was dead. Didn’t he succeed in defeating the Joker? I can’t think of anyone else who can defeat Batman.”
“It was a villain named Bane who broke into Arkham Asylum and released the Joker and others.”
“Can you please talk properly? Ah! That’s called the Arkham Talent Exchange Center. Can you please stop talking nonsense? I want to acquire it. The people there are extremely talented and speak well. And then? Our Gotham Love Saint should be able to deal with those little Karamis.”
“Well, Mr. Zhou, I apologize for my gaffe just now. Master Bruce did have a little effort to recapture them.”
“Then the little bat thought everything was ok, took it lightly, and was busy getting involved with women, right? I must be right, the little bat must have been influenced by women?”
Ah Fu fell into doubt in his life, and Zhou Chengyi seemed to know everything.
“Tell me quickly, did the little bat fall into a gentle embrace, go out and fight someone, and then get ambushed when he came back exhausted?”
Ah Fu always felt that there was something else behind Zhou Chengyi’s words.
“Well, this is Master Bruce’s private life.”
“Come on, who is that woman? Tell me.”
“Miranda, a lady named Miranda, a member of the Wayne Group’s board of directors.”
“Hey, he’s a member of the board of directors, a rich man! He’s a perfect match for the little bat, so you didn’t pay much attention to him, right?”
“No, Mr. Zhou, the situation is really serious now. This is not the time to talk about that. We don’t know whether Master Bruce is alive or dead. You said you would protect Master Bruce.”
Emmm, they took my joke seriously, which was a bit embarrassing. Zhou Chengyi was silent for a while before slowly saying, “This matter is a bit serious. You know I’m very busy. I just acquired a big company recently. I’m going to set up a group company. One minute makes tens of thousands.”
“One hundred million!”
“Two hundred million!”
“No, Ah Fu, I’m not someone who would bend over backwards for a few pieces of silver. You know me…”
“Three hundred million!”
“Ah Fu, what can you do about it? This is not a small amount!”
There was a chance, he did not refuse, it seemed that the money was not enough, thinking of this, Ah Fu hurriedly said: “Don’t worry, Mr. Zhou. I can make the decision on this small amount of money, after all, Master Bruce has given me a lot of power.”
“This is a bit difficult! This is not about money. It’s very troublesome. The little bat’s spine is broken.”
“Four hundred million!”
Wow, Ah Fu is really courageous.
“You know what? In addition to my strong strength, I also have miraculous medical skills. Bruce’s broken spine may be a big problem in the eyes of others, but it is a trivial matter for me.”
“Five hundred million, I want a healthy Master Bruce!”
“Dear Mr. Alfred, you are awesome! I will bring you to Exorcist Investment and Credit Co., Ltd. to serve you! Wherever your sword points, I will fight for it.”
“Thank you so much, I hope you can come back soon and help me rescue Master Bruce.”
“Then we need to sign a contract, you understand? Besides, I only accept payment in gold.”
“No problem.”
“Great, dear Mr. Alfred, where are you? Give me a location, I’ll be there soon.”
“You’re in Gotham?”
“No. You just need to tell me where you are.”
“Okay, I’m at XXXXXX.”
“Open the door, I’m here.”
“What? I’m the one driving the G-Class at the door. Open the door for me.”
Alfred looked at the G-Class that appeared at the door in the surveillance video and began to doubt his life.
The gate opened, revealing an abandoned construction site. In addition to the unfinished buildings, there were also many containers scattered everywhere.
It should be that container. Zhou Chengyi parked the car, and Ah Fu just walked out of the container.
“Welcome, Mr. Zhou. All the information about the villains has been prepared for you. Are you a priest?”
Zhou Chengyi, wearing priest’s clothes, got out of the car and took out three contracts from his crotch. “It’s just a part-time job. Come on, Mr. Alfred, sign these contracts first. By the way, can you please stop staring at my crotch? It’s very rude!”
“Sorry.” Alfred quickly took the contract and glanced at it: “No problem.”
After watching Ah Fu sign, Zhou Chengyi took the three contracts and stuffed them into his pocket: “It’s not that I don’t trust you, I just think it’s better to let Bruce sign again. So I took all the contracts.”
“Mr. Zhou, this way please.”
As Zhou Chengyi followed Alfred into the container, the iron plate of the entire container began to drop.
“Wow, what a big space. So many bat armors? Huh?”
Zhou Chengyi quickly walked to an exaggerated bat armor and looked at the name on it.
Alfred was a little embarrassed: “Mr. Zhou, Master Bruce has no ill intentions, he is just an ordinary battle armor. He just wants to…”
“I don’t care at all. It’s an experimental anti-Zhou battle armor. Hehe, it’s quite interesting.”
“This is the villain’s information, please take a look.” In order to break the awkwardness, Alfred quickly controlled the computer to retrieve Bane’s information.
“Bane, Shadow Dancer Alliance, things are a little interesting. Okay, I understand everything. So, where is the little kitten that has been with the little bat?”
“Don’t say you don’t know. It’s that beautiful lady with good skills. The one dressed as a cat girl.”
“Emm, I don’t know.”
“Forget it, it doesn’t matter. If you meet her, just tell her that I’m in need of a secretary.”
Chapter 24: Batman’s big move is more powerful (old version)
In a cell in the underground prison, Bruce lay paralyzed on the ground and watched a prisoner trying to climb up.
“Hey, isn’t this our Mr. Bruce?”
Bruce turned his head with difficulty and looked deep into the cell.
The person in the darkness gradually walked out, and Bruce looked at the man in front of him in disbelief.
“You are in such a mess!”
“Why are you here? Zhou Chengyi.”
That’s right, this man was Zhou Chengyi. For Zhou Chengyi, the Taiyi Golden Immortal, finding someone was very easy. He just needed to scan the earth with his divine mind and find him.
“It’s a secret.”
“I need help, you know? There’s a villain…”
“Little Bat, you disappoint me so much. Not long after I left, Gotham City changed drastically. I heard that you, the love saint of Gotham City, were defeated because you were exhausted.”
“What is that?”
“I’m exhausted! Didn’t you fight with that what’s her name? Oh, Miranda? Didn’t you fight with her hundreds of times in some places, using unspeakable movements?”
How would he know? Bruce was a little depressed: “This has nothing to do with that matter.”
“Come on, I don’t believe it doesn’t matter. I heard that you almost couldn’t stand up straight.”
“That’s enough! You bastard, are you here to laugh at me?”
“Okay, okay, I won’t tease you anymore. You have no sense of humor. Bruce, what do you think I am doing here? Of course, Ah Fu told me everything. Five hundred million! He is so arrogant. He entrusted me with five hundred million to take you away from here in good health. I envy him a little bit. He can easily mobilize your funds.”
“That’s enough, why don’t you save me now!”
“Hey, brothers, look, what did I find here?” A prisoner noticed Zhou Chengyi in the room.
Dozens of prisoners looked at Zhou Chengyi, who was dressed in gorgeous clothes, with ill intentions.
“Father, are you lost? Would you like to help a lost person like me? Can you give me your coat?”
“Father, me too, can you give me your pants?”
“Father, can you give me your watch and shoes?”
Zhou Chengyi sighed helplessly: “You see, this bothers me a lot. There are always some blind people who offend me.”
The violent vibration made everyone in the prison look towards the cell where Zhou Chengyi and Bruce were.
Dozens of prisoners flew backwards, some hung on the railings, some hit the wall, all died. The other villains were so scared that they hid in their own cells.
“You are simply a villain, their crimes do not deserve death!”
Zhou Chengyi rolled his eyes helplessly: “I really hate your damn moral cleanliness. The Jokers killed so many people, and you just locked them up. What do you want?”
Bruce, lying on the ground, looked at Zhou Chengyi firmly: “Murder and revenge is a temptation that lures you into the abyss. Moreover, we have no right to decide the life and death of others. We can only hand the criminals over to the police and the court. Every criminal should be tried. I believe people have the right to repent and change…”
“Stop, stop. To be honest, you have a serious mental illness. See, fighting crime has helped you fill the void in your soul. You stick to the so-called bottom line of justice only to enjoy the pleasure of fighting crime again and again. It’s like poison that keeps you intoxicated. You’re afraid that if you kill them, you won’t be able to satisfy your selfish desires. You’re no different from being addicted to the abyss of revenge.”
“Shut up!”
“Bruce, you just went from one abyss to another…”
“I said, shut up! Shut up!”
“Okay, I won’t say anything then. But you’re in a terrible state now. Ouch, your crotch is wet.”
Zhou Chengyi’s words were painful. Bruce closed his eyes. He felt that something was going to happen.
“Come on, respected Master Bruce, the great artist, Cheng Yi Zhou, will take the most unforgettable photo of your life for you, just smile.”
The shutter sound of the camera made Bruce quite irritated. He couldn’t help but open his eyes and looked at Zhou Chengyi who was holding the camera and shouted: “Aren’t you here to save me? What are you doing now? You bastard!”
Zhou Chengyi looked at Bruce seriously: “That’s right! I came to save you, but I didn’t say I would save you right away. I am a great artist first, and then a businessman. Hush, don’t talk, huh? Why is there a bad smell, emmmm, no way, are you having that thing?”
Bruce’s heart sank at this moment, and he wanted to step directly into the abyss of death.
Zhou Chengyi squatted beside Bruce, turned Bruce over, and then looked at Bruce’s butt.
Sure enough, Huang is not rubbish, Batman is pulled.
“They didn’t even put a diaper on you, what should I do? I don’t want to touch you anymore!”
Bruce’s face was dark, and he turned his head to look at Zhou Chengyi: “What the hell are you doing here?”
“Don’t be angry, come on, smile, this is a rare scene.”
Bruce shed tears of humiliation. These few minutes felt worse to him than any other moment.
“Okay, okay, Bruce, do you want to take a look at these photos? They’re quite fascinating.”
“One hundred million.”
Hiss! Zhou Chengyi took a deep breath. He was indeed Bruce Wayne, the man with the most powerful money in Gotham. This skill was really powerful.
“Two hundred million! Give me all the photos from this time and last time! If you refuse, I would rather die here than let you rescue me. As for the five hundred million, you can only dream about it.”
“Hiss! Come on, Bruce, why are you so cruel to me? It’s really like a new generation replaces the old. Was I beaten to death on the beach by that woman? Don’t you love me anymore?”
Bruce was going crazy! If he could act, he would definitely try to shut Zhou Chengyi’s mouth. Although he couldn’t do it.
“Speak up! Don’t be upset! Open your mouth! I won’t let you bite your tongue to commit suicide. Although biting the tongue won’t kill a person immediately, the blood can’t be stopped and will flow back into your body, suffocating you to death.” Zhou Chengyi hurriedly took out a ball from his crotch and stuffed it into Bruce’s mouth.
Bruce’s face turned green. What this bastard took out of his crotch, ahh …
“Hey, Bruce, I know you want to die now, but I won’t let you die. This is retribution, you know that?”
“Mmmmm!”
“Sorry, I forgot you can’t speak. Do you know what I saw in your other base? A battle armor with “Anti-Zhou Chengyi Experimental Type” written on it. I’m very disappointed. I thought I was your good brother and you were my good brother, but you treated me like this?” Zhou Chengyi dunked the ball out of Bruce’s mouth.
Bruce looked embarrassed and his eyes wandered around.
This situation is like he is a mistress who happened to be caught by Zhou Chengyi, the wife.
“I am deeply hurt. I didn’t expect you to be such a person.”
“That, that.”
“Forget it, don’t say it. I didn’t expect that I was a villain in your eyes. A villain you need to treat specially.”
“One billion! Get me out, forget about this, and give me all the photos of me making a fool of myself!”
As expected of Gotham’s most powerful person, this skill is extremely powerful, and the damage is much higher than that of Ah Fu’s skill.
Zhou Chengyi couldn’t refuse, so he picked up Bruce and disappeared into the cell.
Chapter 25 I am the Holy Light Gatling Angel (Old Version)
“Master Bruce? Oh my God! Mr. Zhou, is our master okay?” Ah Fu looked at Zhou Chengyi in surprise as he appeared in the secret base carrying Bruce.
Just as Ah Fu was about to step forward, Zhou Chengyi raised his hand to signal Ah Fu not to move.
“Mr. Zhou? What do you mean?”
Zhou Chengyi held Bruce, then took out a few contracts from his crotch and threw them to Ah Fu.
“Mr. Alfred, I’m sorry to tell you that these contracts are invalid.”
“Tear up the contract.”
“Mr. Zhou, you are indeed a righteous man, a kind-hearted person…”
“Stop, stop, Mr. Alfred, things have changed a little. Bruce has offered 1 billion, so this contract is no longer valid. I need to sign a new contract with him.”
“Master?” Alfu looked at Bruce in confusion.
Bruce was a little embarrassed. He didn’t know how to tell Alfu, but he gritted his teeth and nodded.
“Since Master Bruce has agreed, there is no problem at all. Where is the contract?” Ah Fu decisively tore the contract in his hand into pieces.
Zhou Chengyi took out a new contract from his crotch and threw it to Ah Fu.
“Take a look. If there are no problems, just sign and let Bruce put his fingerprints on it.”
What the hell is going on? Ah Fu quickly looked through the contract. Photos, what photos? These photos are worth 200 million? And Mr. Zhou’s mental compensation is 300 million. What’s going on?
Although Ah Fu was confused, he quickly signed several contracts, then found the ink pad and pressed Bruce’s thumb on several contracts.
“Very good, very good, I still only accept gold!”
“That’s no problem.”
“Go on.” Zhou Chengyi threw Bruce directly to Ah Fu, almost knocking the old man down.
“Mr. Zhou, what I want is a healthy Master Bruce.”
Zhou Chengyi rolled his eyes: “Why are you in such a hurry? I am going to treat him. Before you treat him, give him a bath first. He has pooped in his trouser pocket.”
Emmm, Ah Fu looked at Bruce awkwardly, and Bruce closed his eyes directly.
Soon, Ah Fu pushed Bruce in a wheelchair back to Zhou Chengyi.
A huge five-pointed star was carved on the ground, with a shallow pit the size of a person in the center.
What are those creatures around the five corners of the pentagram? Are they little demons?
“Okay, strip him and put Bruce right in the center.”
“Zhou, can I ask you first, what are you planning to do? This doesn’t look like a good magic circle to me.” Bruce asked hesitantly.
“Of course it will heal you. Don’t worry, this is just an ordinary magic circle.”
“Excuse me, this doesn’t look like an ordinary magic circle at all. The five-pointed star represents the devil, and those five things should be little devils, right? Zhou, are you a devil worshiper?”
Humph! Zhou Chengyi snorted coldly, a halo appeared above his head, wings of light appeared behind him, and a Gatling gun appeared in Zhou Chengyi’s hand: “I am the Gatling Buddha! No, I am the Holy Light Gatling Angel.”
As soon as the halo and wings of light appeared, the little devil on the ground was burned by the holy light and screamed miserably.
Is this the world I know? Ah Fu and Bruce looked at Zhou Chengyi stupidly.
“Are you stupid? I’m an angel. How about it, Bruce? I’ll let you be my little brother, and you won’t lose out, right?”
Bruce frowned and pondered for a long time: “I don’t remember there are Eastern angels in heaven?”
Emmm, Zhou Chengyi thought for a moment and said quickly: “Hey, part-time worker, don’t worry about these small details. Come on, put Bruce in quickly.”
Zhou Chengyi has become an angel, how could Ah Fu not believe in Zhou Chengyi? He put Bruce into the pentagram.
“Take off all his clothes, leaving nothing behind~”
“speed!”
“No! Why do I always feel that you have other intentions? Can’t you leave me some pants?”
This guy, where is the trust between people? Zhou Chengyi was about to take out the camera from his crotch.
“Keep quiet.” Zhou Chengyi took out a bronze mask and a bronze drum from his crotch and said seriously, “I’m going to start.”
Zhou Chengyi, wearing a bronze mask, began to take strange steps under the gaze of Bruce and Alfu.
The small drum in his hand was shaken and beaten rhythmically.
As the snare drum was beaten, the five little demons on the ground began to shrink slowly. Countless blood flowed out from their seven orifices, gathering into lines of blood and flowing towards Bruce.
The blood seemed to have life, surrounding Bruce’s entire body.
Bruce groaned in pain and Alfu looked at Bruce nervously.
Zhou Chengyi’s steps became wilder and wilder, his movements became larger and larger, and with every step he took, the little devil on the five-pointed star would shrink a little.
Finally, the five little demons turned into dried corpses. Zhou Chengyi waved his hand, and five black stones floated in the air to form a pentagram, which slowly rotated.
Suddenly they burst into a strange light and fell directly on Bruce.
Bruce twitched violently in the blood. Zhou Chengyi beat the small drum in his hand rhythmically, and Bruce’s body began to move continuously with the sound of the drum.
Finally, the blood dried up and the pentagram in the sky penetrated into Bruce’s body.
Although Zhou Chengyi could cure Bruce in an instant, he had to do something to make them feel that Zhou Chengyi had paid a great price.
“Okay, you can get up now.”
Bruce sat up naked, and his waist and other old injuries were all healed!
“Master Bruce, how are you feeling?”
Bruce immediately turned over and stood up: “I feel really good, and my body is better than before. I think I can beat up fifty young girls! Oh, no, I should beat up fifty criminals.”
As expected of Gotham’s chief playboy, all he talks about is little girls.
Zhou Chengyi rolled his eyes.
Ah Fu gave Zhou Chengyi an apologetic look, then held up a robe and said, “Emmm, Master Bruce, you are indeed amazing, but I suggest you put on some clothes first.”
“How is it? Isn’t it worth the money? Honey. By the way, I also repaired your penis for you. Doesn’t it look much better than before?”
This bastard! Bruce stretched out his hand towards Alfu.
Alfu quickly put the bathrobe on Bruce.
“What’s the situation outside now? What did Bane do?”
“The situation is very bad. They killed the mayor in the stadium, and many senior officials were subsequently attacked. Then they placed many bombs in the city, one of which contained radiation and was likely that kind of weapon. The government had to compromise with them and temporarily withdraw its troops. They blocked all external roads in the city and announced that they had taken over the entire city.” Alfu quickly told Bruce what had happened in the past few days.
Damn bastard! Bruce punched a hole in the table angrily, then looked at his fist in surprise.
Chapter 26: Arkham’s New Dean (Old Version)
“Don’t be surprised! You’re too weak to be my little brother, which is a bit embarrassing for me, so I strengthened you appropriately.”
Bruce stretched his body and threw a few punches in succession.
Strong, much stronger than before.
“Okay, remember to prepare the gold for me. Also, Bruce, although you are well, you are still very weak. I suggest you take a month off and then study hard to defeat Bane. After all, he has an army.”
“You won’t stop them?”
Zhou Chengyi rolled his eyes: “What? What does this have to do with me? Isn’t this your great America’s business? We will never interfere in other countries’ internal affairs.”
“You bastard, you’re not an angel when you say something like that at this time?”
Zhou Chengyi lit a cigarette, took a deep puff and said, “I’m just a part-time worker, and I’m not in charge of this area. You have to know that each area has a dedicated person in charge.”
“Then tell me who is the angel in charge here?”
Zhou Chengyi grinned and said, “The person in charge here is very familiar with me.”
“Then can you help me contact Him?”
Zhou Chengyi said proudly: “No!”
“Why?”
“Because Gabriel committed a crime and colluded with Hell. After I defeated him, that old bastard God sent him back to Heaven to be punished in order to protect him. So there is no one in charge on your side.”
“Asshole, asshole!”
“Yes, he is indeed a bastard. That old Bangzi is such a piece of shit. He actually protected Gabriel and even wanted to steal my spoils. Why don’t you join me in launching a campaign to destroy churches and boycott Christ?”
?????
Did I mean that? Did I say that bastard? I meant you, you angels!
“Just think about it. We will be the leaders of a religious revolution. Who knows, we may even become the leaders of a new branch of Christianity! Archbishop Bruce Wayne! Archbishop Chengyi Zhou.”
Seeing Zhou Chengyi’s words becoming more and more outrageous, Bruce quickly covered his ears.
As a devout Christian, he didn’t want to hear these words. Is it appropriate for a part-time angel like you to say such things? By the way, what you do doesn’t seem to have anything to do with angels. You even use weird witchcraft to treat yourself. Zhou Chengyi is not an evil fallen angel, right?
“Forget it, it seems like you and I are not the same kind of people. Tell me when the gold is ready. Also, tell me if you have any news about the little wild cat. By the way, I took the anti-Zhou Chengyi experimental model away. Goodbye.” Zhou Chengyi snapped his fingers, and the anti-Zhou Chengyi armor experimental model and Zhou Chengyi both disappeared.
“Master Bruce, what should we do?”
“Does the experimental data of the Anti-Zhou Chengyi Armor still exist?”
Ah Fu was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, “They are all here.”
“Very good, make new modifications and upgrades to it. As for Bane, let him be arrogant for a few more days. When I get better, everything will return to normal.”
Arkham Asylum, full name Elizabeth Arkham Criminal Asylum for the Mentally Ill, mostly houses extremely dangerous criminals with high IQs.
Of course, everyone prefers to call it: Arkham Talent Base. After all, Arkham is home to many talented people.
When Gotham City achieved “freedom”, this mental hospital was freer than the outside world.
Because the current dean is the Joker, yes, the Joker who was captured by Batman. Bane attacked here and released the Joker and other villains.
The Joker naturally occupied this place. After all, there were too many like-minded people here. Although they were all restless, under the blessing of the Joker’s new skin, the King of Thunder, everyone was very well behaved.
“Hey, doctor, smile, why don’t you smile?” The clown held an automatic external defibrillator and continued to torture the female doctor on the bed.
“Excuse me? Mr. J.” A thug rushed in.
“Fuck! Fuck! If you can’t come up with a good reason, then you’ll be lying here in her place.”
Looking at the ferocious clown, the thug broke into a cold sweat: “Someone is coming, he broke in, we can’t stop him!”
“Hahaha! That’s interesting. Looks like someone wants to play a game with us!”
As the Joker finished speaking, a figure appeared behind the thug.
It’s Zhou Chengyi! The Joker’s pupils shrank, and he immediately said happily: “Wow, who is this? Isn’t this the loan shark king of Gotham?”
There was a loud bang.
The clown fell to the ground in a mess, and Zhou Chengyi stepped on his face with one foot: “Where’s my car? Ah! Where’s my car? You bastard! Did I warn you to stay away from my car? I went on a business trip, and when I came back my car was gone.”
“Hahahaha! You will never find it. It’s mine, it’s mine!” The clown who was stepped on the ground didn’t feel any pain at all. Instead, he provoked Zhou Chengyi wantonly.
“Forget it. That car was originally a second-hand one. I bought a G-Class. Although it is also second-hand, it is much more comfortable to drive than that one.”
What? How can this be tolerated? The clown immediately shouted impudently: “Sooner or later, that car will be mine too.”
“You bastard, you are so naughty! I decided to give you a little punishment. Are you a doctor?”
Zhou Chengyi kicked the clown hard a few times and looked at the woman tied to the bed: “My good friend needs some treatment. Hmm? Harley Quinn? The attending psychiatrist?”
Isn’t this Harley Quinn? It seems that there is such a thing, Harley Quinn was originally the Joker’s healer, but ended up falling in love with the Joker and helping him escape from prison.
Damn it, how can this be possible? I just bought Arkham Asylum from someone else. If I let her go with the Joker, wouldn’t it mean that the Joker has poached my girlfriend? How can I tolerate this? Besides, as a cold-blooded capitalist, how can I allow an office romance? They must be separated.
Thinking of this, Zhou Chengyi ignored Harley Quinn’s gaze, found a bed at random, picked up the Joker, threw him on the bed, and tied him up tightly.
“Don’t worry, no one can save you. They are all very honest. Although some of them may be lying on the ground and some may be hanging on the wall, I guarantee that they will not wake up today. Now let me, the chairman and dean of Arkham Asylum, come and treat you.” Several lightning bolts appeared in Zhou Chengyi’s hands.
“Mr. J, I am happy to tell you that your term as dean has ended. I have purchased Arkham Asylum in full. I am now the dean and chairman of Arkham Asylum. Are you ready? My baby! I, the Thunder King, can’t wait.” (Here I have to say that Arkham Asylum is private, and its normal operation depends on local government funding, medical expenses from patients’ families, and donations from society and the Wayne Group.)
Zhou Chengyi grabbed the clown’s head with both hands, and several lightning bolts instantly flashed across the clown’s body.
The feeling of being electrocuted was uncomfortable. Seeing the clown’s twisted body and trying to shout, Zhou Chengyi directly took out a ball from his crotch and stuffed it into the clown’s mouth.
“Relax, Mr. J, you’ll feel better once you get some sleep!”
Chapter 27 Is this a serious recruitment? (Old version)
“What a waste! He fainted right away.”
Zhou Chengyi loosened his hand, shook his head at the Joker who had fainted, and then looked at Harley Quinn on the other bed.
At this moment, Harley Quinn had a complicated expression, feeling both hatred and gratitude towards Zhou Chengyi.
He hated him because he tortured his new boss, but was grateful to him because he saved him.
“Doctor Harley, as a psychiatrist, I think you may have a mental illness. Let me treat you.”
Harley Quinn was not actually that crazy at this moment, so she looked at Zhou Chengyi in horror as he slowly walked towards her.
“Just bear with it for a while. It may hurt a little, but soon you will feel your soul ascend to heaven. It’s very refreshing.”
“No, no, no!”
Boring, Zhou Chengyi frowned as he watched Harley twitching and fainting, she was wet, it was too untreated.
Oh! It’s so hard to be a doctor.
Zhou Chengyi threw Harley Quinn and the Joker into adjacent rooms with disgust, then pulled out a fire hose from the corner and fired it inside.
Soon, the Joker and Harley Quinn woke up. The makeup on the Joker’s face became all kinds of colors, and he looked at Zhou Chengyi viciously; and the first thing Harley Quinn saw when she woke up was the Joker.
Ah! I am so fed up with this damn love-brain and this damn office romance.
Forget it, let’s not bother with them. Zhou Chengyi snapped his fingers, and countless Zhou Chengyi appeared in the room, and they acted quickly.
The thugs were thrown into the cell one after another. Zhou Chengyi nodded with satisfaction and took back all his clones.
“How interesting, who are you?” The clown stared at Zhou Chengyi closely.
The clown girl in the cell next to him looked at Zhou Chengyi with hatred. She was so jealous that her body was breaking. Why did this man take away the attention of her little pudding?
Zhou Chengyi clapped his hands, and the entire space seemed to be frozen. Countless cells rose from the ground and stacked up on top of each other with Zhou Chengyi as the center point.
Zhou Chengyi snapped his fingers, and all the prisoners in the cell woke up.
“You may not know me, so I’d like to briefly introduce myself. I’ll be the current chairman and director of Arkham Asylum next week. To celebrate my appointment today, I think we should play some music. Speakers, come on!”
Zhou Chengyi snapped his fingers, and a huge sonic weapon appeared beside Zhou Chengyi.
Is this a speaker? Is this the great-grandfather of a speaker?
Although we are dogs, you are too inhuman. Countless prisoners quickly hid behind the beds.
“J, I hope you like my music! I am the Buddha of Sound, dance with me, Chicken, you are too, no, you are off topic.” Zhou Chengyi instantly launched the sonic weapon.
Suddenly, countless screams were heard. The criminals who were already detained were hit by the sonic weapons and curled up on the ground in pain.
“No, don’t!”
“What do you mean you don’t want it? If you say you don’t want it, then you want it. No one understands human nature better than me!”
It lasted for five minutes before the sonic weapon stopped.
Countless prisoners fell in their cells with blood coming out of all their orifices.
“It seems like you all like my music, San!”
Countless cells began to fly back to their original places, and the entire Arkham Asylum returned to its previous state.
In the dean’s office, Zhou Chengyi snapped his fingers, and the messy dean’s office became tidy.
Zhou Chengyi turned on the computer, his soul left his body and hacked into the network.
Large recruitment advertisements appeared on the Internet.
Arkham Asylum job ad:
“We are looking for a secretary for the dean. Gender requirement: female, fair skin, beautiful face, long legs, long straight black hair, big wavy hair.
We are looking for a life assistant for the dean. Gender requirements: female, fair skin, beautiful face, long legs, long straight black hair, big wavy hair.
We are looking for attending physicians in all departments, regardless of gender…
We are looking for nurses in all departments. Female, with curvy figure and good looks…
We are looking for security personnel, regardless of gender, and we require retired soldiers…”
Although Gotham is now a free city, it can still connect to the Internet, and the recruitment advertisement for Arkham Asylum has left everyone confused.
Secretary to the dean? Life assistant? Fair skin, beautiful face, long legs? Big waves? Is this a serious job ad?
Hmm? No! Isn’t Mr. J the current director of Arkham Asylum?
Rich people, where do rich people come from!
Many villains flocked to Arkham Asylum, thinking that their chance to make a fortune had come.
Of course, many talented people in Gotham also saw this recruitment advertisement. For example, Catwoman was very interested in Zhou Chengyi, and even forgot about Batman’s invitation to her.
Zhou Chengyi stood on the watchtower at the gate of Arkham Asylum, watching countless people rushing towards Arkham Asylum.
“Gentlemen! I am glad that you are all here to work at Arkham Asylum, but do you really meet the requirements?”
Many thugs outside the door burst into laughter, and one of the black men shouted, “Yellow monkey?”
A gunshot rang out and the black man fell to the ground. The thugs at the door immediately retreated more than ten meters.
Zhou Chengyi blew at the muzzle of the gun: “Hey, gentlemen, you make it very difficult for me to do this. You see, just like that black guy, he insulted me as soon as he opened his mouth. If he doesn’t die, who will die?”
“The King of Loan Sharks?” A few sharp-eyed people recognized Zhou Chengyi.
“Don’t call me that. It makes me sound like a gangster. I’m the general manager of Hao Ao You Exorcist Investment and Credit Co., Ltd. I’m currently the chairman and dean of Arkham.”
“What are you afraid of? He’s alone and we’re a large group of people. If we kidnap him, all his money will be ours.” Another black man jumped out.
Several black people around him also started shouting at the same time.
“Yes! Why should so many of us be afraid of him?”
“That’s right, that’s right. He only had a small pistol with only six bullets left in it. There’s no way he could have killed so many of us!”
Many thugs looked at Zhou Chengyi with glowing eyes. They quickly walked towards the gate, shouting, “For freedom, kill this yellow monkey.”
Zhou Chengyi sighed. These bastards had to be taught a lesson.
“Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon, the Buddha Ksitigarbha… No, that’s wrong, Namo Gatlin Buddha.”
Zhou Chengyi took out a Gatling gun from his crotch, and red flames burst out. In ten seconds, a thousand bullets were fired.
Countless thugs fell in a pool of blood outside the door, red and white everywhere, not to mention broken limbs.
Countless clones walked out of Zhou Chengyi’s body, jumped off the watchtower, and threw the surviving thugs into the cells one by one.
These few surviving black people are in good physical condition. It is time to open up some cotton fields in the mental asylum so that they can resume their traditional arts.
These are vampires (yew), well, we will set up a small courtyard specifically for them, called the Vampire Isolation Zone, to detain them.
These British citizens were given a whole courtyard and a flock of sheep to collect wool and do weaving. The courtyard was named Australia.
As for the remaining American people, Zhou Chengyi decided to let them build trains and repair railways together with other American people in the institute.
Perfect.
Soon, Zhou Chengyi cleaned up the entrance of the asylum, leaving only a faint fishy smell in the air.
Chapter 28 Batman: Oh my gosh! (Old version)
At the City Hall, Batman pushed Bane to the ground and asked viciously, “Where is the detonator? You wouldn’t give it to an ordinary person.”
Bane looked at Batman closely: “You were already crippled by me, how could you get out of there so quickly?”
“Did you think you were the only one who escaped from that damn prison? Tell me, where is the detonator?”
Bane gasped, “I didn’t escape from there.”
Batman looked at Bane in surprise, “That child? The ninja master’s child crawled out.”
“Ah!” Batman felt a pain in his waist and looked back. It was Miranda. The two knives in her hands stabbed into his lower back.
It’s over. My Gotham lover, the strong man who had sex with fifty women at night, got stabbed in the kidney.
No, now is not the time to think about this. Batman took a few breaths of cold air because of the pain and looked at Miranda in disbelief: “Why?”
“He’s not the ninja master’s child, I am. You killed my father.”
Batman said, “He’s crazy! Even though he’s my master and I’ve always respected him, he wants to kill thousands of people.”
“Yes, that’s right, but there are few truly innocent people in the world. I am now honored to complete my father’s mission. Everything is over.” Miranda pulled out the two knives and pressed the remote control in her hand.
Huh? Why didn’t the unexpected explosion happen? Miranda was confused. Not only Miranda was confused, but also Bane, who had recovered from the shock.
The Gotham lover was stabbed in the kidney, blood was flowing out, and he said sarcastically with a pale face: “You are too slow.”
Miranda immediately understood that Gordon was not among the police officers who besieged the city government.
“Is it Gordon? It doesn’t matter. Although he successfully interfered with the signal, he only bought eleven more minutes. The dirty bomb will not stop. Kill him! Bane. The rest of you follow me.”
Bane nodded, and Miranda led a few of his men out of the city hall.
Bane pointed his gun at Batman and sneered, “Bruce Wayne, goodbye.”
It’s over. I, the Gotham lover, the man with the power of money in Gotham, will die today.
A gunshot rang out, and Batman closed his eyes. Huh? He was fine? He opened his eyes and found Bane lying on the ground.
Catwoman was riding the Batmotorcycle and coughed with rosy cheeks. Zhou Chengyi, who was hugging Catwoman tightly, then got off the back seat of the Batmotorcycle.
Thinking that his younger brother might fall into the hands of a woman again, Zhou Chengyi quickly accepted Selina Kyle, who came to apply for the job, as a life assistant, and then asked her to bring him here to support Batman.
But is the Batmobile designed by Batman really evil? You have to lie on it while riding it, and in order to stabilize your body, you have to stay close to Selina Kyle and hold her waist.
If Zhou Chengyi was not a god, he would have almost lost control.
Zhou Chengyi held himself back, but Catwoman couldn’t. She kept rubbing her butt against Zhou Chengyi. Fortunately, Zhou Chengyi stood still like a mountain.
Batman is not a fool. Seeing Catwoman flirting with Zhou Chengyi, he started to think of something wrong. He frowned and shouted, “You bastard, at this time, you are still…”
Batman was half lying on the ground stupidly. Zhou Chengyi shook his head at him: “Big brother didn’t say anything, so you, the little brother, can’t say anything.”
“Gotham’s loan shark king?” Bane, who was shot, slowly got up from the ground, and his wounds were healing rapidly.
“I hate this title. I’m just a businessman.”
“Are you sure you want to stand on Bruce Wayne’s side?”
Another shot was fired in response, and Zhou Chengyi blew at the muzzle of the gun frivolously.
Why couldn’t he dodge it? With his physical fitness, it should be easy for him to dodge the bullet. Why did the bullet still hit him no matter which direction he moved? Bane realized that the situation was serious and looked at Zhou Chengyi cautiously.
“Hurry up, I’m in a hurry. It’s time to end this boring game.”
“Good, very good!” Bane was very fast. As soon as he finished speaking, he appeared in front of Zhou Chengyi and punched Zhou Chengyi in the head.
How is that possible? Bane quickly retreated, covering his arm. He raised his arm with difficulty and found that there was a hole in his fist, and the wound could not heal.
Zhou Chengyi blew on his fingers, and the white holy fire began to burn.
“Do you think I’m a weakling like Bruce Wayne?”
Batman, who cannot move, is deeply hurt. This is too much!
“Ah! Forgot my little brother is here. You can’t say such things to his face. Ding!”
Bain looked at Zhou Chengyi stupidly. How could this be possible? What was going on? Why couldn’t he move? He used all his strength, but still stood there motionless.
Zhou Chengyi slowly walked up to Bain and smiled at him: “Hell welcomes you!”
What does this mean? Bane didn’t understand, but he soon found out what was going on.
Countless holy fires spewed out from Zhou Chengyi’s mouth, enveloping Bane.
Bane is dead now? Batman looked at the ashes on the floor and made a big cross on the Anti-Zhou Chengyi Armor Type 1 in his mind.
Unlike Gotham City, Catwoman’s eyes sparkle.
My brother is so strong and awesome, I like him so much.
“Okay, time to take care of that big toy! You wanna tag along, little one?”
Batman, unable to move, blinked.
“Speak up! What’s wrong with you? Why don’t you speak? Are you going to die? My little brother! Why is your life so miserable? I told you not to trust women, and look, you fell into the hands of a woman again! Your kidneys are even stabbed!”
Zhou Chengyi seemed to have thought of something, and said to Catwoman: “Spread the news that Bruce Wayne is seriously injured, and we are ready to acquire Wayne Group.”
“Okay~” Catwoman threw Zhou Chengyi a wink.
Bruce glared at Zhou Chengyi fiercely.
Zhou Chengyi pretended not to see it and used his fingers to forcefully pull down Bruce’s eyelids: “Too tragic, even my little brother died with his eyes open. Don’t worry, I will definitely avenge you, just close your eyes!”
Bruce kept opening his eyes stubbornly, and Zhou Chengyi kept closing his eyes stubbornly.
Finally, Bruce, exhausted, gave up struggling and closed his eyes, letting Zhou Chengyi howl.
At this time, Ah Fu walked into the city hall with a weapon. Seeing Zhou Chengyi hugging Batman and wailing, he couldn’t help but feel nervous.
“Master Bruce!!!!”
Alfu rushed over and hugged Bruce tightly, and then saw Bruce looking at him helplessly with his eyes wide open.
Emmm, what’s going on? Ah Fu turned his head and looked at Zhou Chengyi on the side.
“Hahahaha! Mr. Alfred, you’ve been deceived. Our Gotham lover has fallen into the hands of a woman again. Don’t worry, it’s not a big deal. He was just stabbed in the waist by a woman. Other than not being able to farm in the future, there’s no other big problem. If there’s still time, he may be able to be saved.”
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Chapter 29: Holding Damian hostage to control Batman (old version)
Can’t farm the fields? That’s not a big problem. Alfred panicked!
You know, the Wayne family doesn’t have an heir yet. If Bruce can’t have children in the future, won’t the Wayne family become extinct?
“Master Bruce! Hold on! I’m taking you to the hospital right now!”
Zhou Chengyi snapped his fingers, and Batman found that he could move. He struggled to stand up and stopped Alfred who was trying to pull him away.
“I’m fine, just a small problem!”
Batman stood up and swung his fists twice, and then a lot of blood burst out from the bloody hole on his waist.
Oops! I felt a little dizzy, and Bruce almost fell to the ground.
“Okay, stop being so stubborn. If you go any slower, your kidney will really be broken! Don’t worry about the rest. Go see a doctor. I’ll go deal with the dirty bomb. And, baby, go back to Arkham and keep an eye on those little cuties for me.”
“That…” Before Batman could finish his words, Zhou Chengyi had disappeared.
Miranda’s men drove a large truck loaded with dirty bombs and rammed the Batmobile that was chasing them crazily.
The Batmobile is indeed powerful, but compared to the big truck, it is still inferior and was knocked crooked by the big truck.
“Is this all you can do, Gordon? You can’t stop me!” Miranda opened the car window and shouted.
Damn crazy woman! Gordon gritted his teeth, and the Batmobile sped up instantly, slamming hard into the back of the truck.
As long as you get rid of Gordon, find a place to park and enter the password, the thing will explode! Boom! New history!
Looking at Gordon who was chasing closely, Miranda said, “You guys, go and get rid of him!”
Several soldiers in the car immediately climbed onto the roof from the windows, moved to the car compartment, and fired wildly at the Batmobile.
The Batmobile is indeed powerful and bulletproof, but it cannot protect against rockets. Gordon looked at the person in the car pointing a rocket launcher at him and immediately turned the steering wheel sharply.
Unfortunately, Gordon still failed to dodge, and the rocket hit the right front wheel of the Batmobile. The huge impact force caused the entire car to flip over.
Gordon, you are nothing special! Miranda sneered and said to the driver, “Pull over somewhere. I need to activate the dirty bomb. Hmm? Who are you? What’s wrong with the car door?”
Zhou Chengyi, who was sitting in the driver’s seat, turned his head and smiled, then stomped on the brakes. Several soldiers on the carriage immediately turned into rolling gourds and rolled down from the roof, their lives or deaths unknown.
Even Miranda rolled from the back seat to the front seat because of Zhou Chengyi’s brake.
“Madam, it seems you need help!” Zhou Chengyi looked at Miranda who fell into his arms, grabbed Miranda’s neck, dragged her out of the car and threw her on the ground.
Miranda’s eyes rolled up. She was almost suffocated by Zhou Chengyi just now.
“Who are you?” Miranda, who had recovered, looked at Zhou Chengyi cautiously, holding the knife tightly in her hand.
Zhou Chengyi raised his head and said to Miranda with his nose: “I have many names. Some people call me God, some call me Angel, and some call me Devil. But I am just a businessman, a businessman who only wants to make money. I am Zhou Chengyi, the general manager of Exorcist Investment Development Co., Ltd., the chairman and dean of Arkham.”
The loan shark king of Gotham some time ago? Miranda had heard of Zhou Chengyi’s notoriety, and even Batman couldn’t do anything to him.
“Ma’am, don’t be nervous. I don’t mean anything else. I just want to discuss business with you.”
“What business?”
“I want you to…”
“Wishful thinking!” Miranda raised the knife in her hand and stabbed Zhou Chengyi.
How is it possible? Miranda saw Zhou Chengyi using only his little finger to block the knife that was stabbing out of her. This was unscientific.
Zhou Chengyi looked at the silly Miranda and smiled.
Miranda felt a huge force coming from the knife and she flew backwards.
“Ma’am, listen to me. I want this little toy. In exchange, you will be alive. What do you think of this deal?”
Miranda looked around the carriage, gritted her teeth, got up and said, “No way!”
Zhou Chengyi’s face suddenly turned cold. He waved his hand violently, and a shock wave hit the truck.
“I’m not negotiating with you!”
How is it possible? Miranda looked at the carriage that was broken into two halves and trembled all over.
“Ma’am, it seems you have no objection. If you don’t say anything, I will take it as your consent. Deal done.” Zhou Chengyi waved his hand, and the dirty bomb disappeared instantly.
Miranda looked at Zhou Chengyi with fear, then began to slowly back away. She had to go. This non-human was not someone she could deal with.
“Ma’am, don’t be impatient. I have another business I want to discuss with you.”
Miranda turned around and ran. Zhou Chengyi sneered and snapped his fingers. Miranda, who was originally running, fell to the ground.
Oh no, I used too much force and disfigured her. After all, she is the mother of Batman Jr. and the woman of my younger brother.
I don’t know if you have ever seen a scary creature. You run away desperately, but when you look up, that creature is standing in front of you. This feeling can directly scare people out of their wits.
Miranda felt this way now. She felt like she had lost her ability to move for a moment and fell to the ground. When she looked up, Zhou Chengyi was already standing in front of her.
“Ma’am, you can’t escape from my palm. You are not Sun Wukong, and I am not Tathagata Buddha. No, even Sun Wukong can’t escape from Tathagata Buddha’s palm, let alone you are just an ordinary person, and you can’t escape from the palm of my Gatling Buddha.”
What kind of weird words are these? Although Miranda didn’t quite understand them, she knew that Zhou Chengyi was warning her.
“Let’s talk about the rest of the business. Leave Damian to me!”
Miranda looked at Zhou Chengyi in disbelief. How could it be possible? How could he know? This is impossible!
“I just like seeing your surprised expressions. You all thought you were on the second floor and in control of everything, but you didn’t know that I, who am on the third floor, have been waiting to close the net.”
“Just kill me!”
“Stop it. Our deal just now was not to kill you. How could I kill you? Tell me, where is Damian?”
Miranda suddenly punched Zhou Chengyi. Zhou Chengyi shook his head helplessly and snapped his fingers. Miranda was immobilized and stood there stupidly.
“It seems like you don’t really want to make this deal with me, but it’s okay, look me in the eyes!”
Miranda felt that Zhou Chengyi’s eyes were like black holes that could swallow everything. What was going on? She felt a little dizzy.
Soon, Miranda recovered and looked at Zhou Chengyi in horror: “What did you do to me just now?”
“Nothing. Just a little magic trick. Now I know where Damian is. Finally I have found a shackle for my little brother. From now on, I will use Damian to control Batman!”
Miranda knew the story of holding the emperor hostage to control the princes. She looked at Zhou Chengyi in fear, tears in her eyes.
“No, please, no!”
“What are you doing? Even though he is your son, don’t you want to use him as a tool to kill my little brother? Don’t be so sentimental.”
“Please, no, he’s just a child.”
At this moment, Gordon limped towards here from a distance.
“Hush! The deal is done. Damian will be mine from now on. As a trade, you will become Mrs. Bat. You better get some sleep!”
Zhou Chengyi hit her on the neck with a knife and Miranda fainted instantly.
Chapter 30: The Ruthless Batman (Old Version)
“Let that woman go! Let me do it! No!!! Bah! Bah! Zhou Chengyi! Hand over Miranda!” Gordon pointed a pistol at Zhou Chengyi.
Why is Gordon so irritable? Zhou Chengyi suspects that Gordon has watched too many Japanese movies.
“Let me tell you, Zhou Chengyi, it’s absolutely impossible for you to protect Miranda. You are just the loan shark king of Gotham! You shouldn’t get involved in these things! You don’t have the strength to get involved!”
Zhou Chengyi held Miranda in one hand and glanced at Gordon: “I have the dirty bomb, what can you do to me? Who do you think you are?”
“On the count of three, put Miranda down and hand over the dirty bomb, or I’ll shoot! Three, two, one! Let her go and hand over the dirty bomb!”
Zhou Chengyi spat in disdain, pointed his finger between his eyebrows, and said as he walked forward: “Go ahead and shoot! Haven’t you already counted? I’ll give you another chance. Three, two, one? One, two, three? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven? Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one?”
“Don’t force me!” Gordon couldn’t help but take a step back when he saw Zhou Chengyi standing in front of him. He knew from Batman that Zhou Chengyi was not an ordinary person and bullets had no effect on him.
Zhou Chengyi raised his hand, snatched the gun from Gordon’s hand, and crushed it into scrap metal: “Gordon, this matter ends here. Bane is dead, and everything is over.”
“She is the real murderer!” Gordon knew that Miranda was the mastermind behind Bane.
“But the higher-ups don’t know! I told you, this matter ends here! Gordon, you don’t want your wife to lose her job, do you? Bah! I was wrong, you should know my other identity! This is a matter between countries, you can’t interfere!”
Zhou Chengyi is very good at using the tiger’s skin to raise the banner.
Gordon was silent for a long time before he said, “Damn it! Damn it!”
“All right. Be cheerful, old man! Don’t be so cranky, this kind of thing ends here. All right, be cheerful.”
Gordon sighed, looked around, limped back to the burning Batmobile, slammed it into the ground, and then fainted.
Damn, smart guy, Gordon, I’m impressed by you!
I didn’t expect that a loyal and honest person like you would have such a mind.
“What’s going on? What happened to our Gotham lover? Is it really over?” Zhou Chengyi walked into the ward carrying Miranda.
This hospital is a subsidiary of the Wayne Group, so Bruce’s single room is very luxurious. Four or five nurses are surrounding Bruce’s bed. It’s obvious that they have bad intentions and want to do something with Bruce.
It’s a pity that Bruce is powerless now!
“Mr. Zhou, you are here, this…” Ah Fu didn’t understand why Zhou Chengyi brought Miranda here. Shouldn’t she be tried?
“Let all irrelevant people go down.”
Ah Fu clapped his hands, and the nurses in the ward consciously walked out and closed the door.
Zhou Chengyi threw the motionless Miranda onto the sofa, then gestured to Afu. Afu tactfully handed Zhou Chengyi a cigarette and lit it for him.
Bruce, who had just finished surgery, sighed helplessly: “What do you want to do? Is everything resolved?”
“Minor problems, all solved. I took the dirty bomb away.”
“What? Why do you take it away……”
“Freeze!” Zhou Chengyi froze Bruce, took a deep breath and blew out a smoke ring, saying, “Why, can’t I take you away? Come and bite me if you dare? Can you beat me? Watch out for my fist! Bruce, remember your position, you are just my little brother.”
Ah Fu said awkwardly, “Mr. Zhou, isn’t this a bad idea?”
“What’s wrong with this? The higher-ups wanted this thing, so I had to take it back. This is a matter between countries, and you have no right to interfere.”
Ah Fu was silent, and Zhou Chengyi snapped his fingers to release Bruce from the immobilization spell.
“Then why did you bring her here?” Bruce asked angrily.
You know what, the angry look of Gotham Love is quite funny.
“Because she is your old lover! You have fallen for her several times, and as the big brother, I am giving you a chance to get back at her. So, how is his kidney? Can it still make him invincible in bed?”
Ah Fu scratched his head awkwardly: “Fortunately, the doctor said that Master Bruce’s recovery ability is very good, so it won’t be affected.”
“Really? Let me see the CT and MRI images.”
Ah Fu quickly took the film over and said, wow, he is worthy of being the love saint of Gotham City. His two kidneys are really big. I wonder if they will be enough for two meals if eaten as a snack with wine?
“Don’t talk, I know what you want to say! There are never any nice words coming out of your mouth!” Bruce said unhappily.
“Okay, okay! It seems you are capable. Then Miranda will be in your care. You must educate her to be a qualified Bat Lady.”
“What nonsense are you talking about, she should be tried.”
“Our Gotham lover is so heartless! I’ve been in love with you several times, and you treat me like this?”
Bruce said disdainfully: “There are many people I have had casual affairs with, who is she?”
Awesome! Zhou Chengyi gave Bruce a thumbs up. “Awesome! You are worthy of being my little brother. I will kill her then. Alas, it’s a pity that our little bat has lost its mother at such a young age.”
Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
Bruce and Alfu looked at Zhou Chengyi in confusion. What the hell? What little bat?
“No, no, no, Mr. Zhou, please wait! I didn’t understand what you just said?” Ah Fu hurriedly grabbed Zhou Chengyi who was about to pick up Miranda.
“That’s what I mean! Bruce, she was your girlfriend when you were studying abroad, and she had your child at that time~”
“How is this possible? This is impossible!”
Zhou Chengyi spread his hands: “You are the Gotham Lover? Don’t you feel that when you were with her, you were galloping in the old cave? Those mountains, those woods, aren’t you familiar with them?”
Ah Fu sighed to the sky, Mr. Zhou is good in every way except that he has a mouth.
Bruce fell into deep thought: “Even if she was my ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex…girlfriend, that’s all in the past.”
“Stop for a moment. I just want to know how many fronts there are?”
“You bastard! Is this what you’re focusing on?”
“Master Bruce! Stay calm and don’t be angry. The doctor won’t let you get angry.”
“Okay, okay, she was pregnant, and then for some reason she told you that the baby was gone, that she had a miscarriage? Is that right?”
“yes.”
“That’s fake. After you broke up, she secretly gave birth to a child! It’s a boy named Damian.”
“What?” Ah Fu was in a trance. A little bat! The heir of the Bat Family? Oh my God!
Bruce was stunned, staring at Miranda on the sofa.
Although Miranda couldn’t move, she glared at Bruce fiercely.
Listen to what this bastard just said. There are many people who have had casual affairs with him, so who is she?
Bruce, I didn’t expect you to be such a despicable and shameless person!
I will definitely be the Bat Lady! Although I can’t beat you or Zhou Chengyi, let’s see who can beat who in bed. You have injured your kidney now, so just admit defeat to me with your few moves!
Miranda suddenly had a new plan in her mind.
Chapter 31: Ma Meng: Dad! Am I not your son? (Old version)
“Is this true?” Bruce looked at Miranda affectionately.
The only response she got was Miranda’s resentful look.
Zhou Chengyi snapped his fingers, Miranda stood up, walked to Batman viciously, and slapped him in the face.
Batman was stunned, and Alfu shook his head helplessly.
“Bruce, were you talking sensible words just now? Huh? What do you mean by a fleeting romance? What do you mean by who am I?” Miranda said angrily and slapped Batman in the face with her backhand.
“No, my sweetheart, I just wanted to disgust that bastard and I was just being mean to him. I never forgot about you! Do you still remember that photo?”
Miranda thought of the photos she had seen when she was having friendly sex with Bruce a few days ago, and hesitated for a moment.
Bruce quickly grabbed Miranda’s hand and looked at her affectionately: “Tell me, is what he said true?”
You know what, Bruce is really lethal, a man in his thirties, a little vicissitudes, but handsome! More importantly, he has money.
Miranda was a little overwhelmed and turned her head away.
It’s true, it seems to be true. Bruce exerted a little force and Miranda fell on the bed, and Bruce kissed her directly.
Miranda was resistant at first, but she soon succumbed.
Zhou Chengyi was stunned. He was worthy of being the love saint of Gotham, the super playboy of Gotham. His ability was amazing.
Ah Fu quickly walked in front of Zhou Chengyi, blocking his sight, and then asked quietly: “Mr. Zhou, do you know where Master Damian is?”
“You’re so bad, Ah Fu,” Zhou Chengyi stared at him viciously. Ah Fu was a little scared, but still firmly blocked Zhou Chengyi’s sight. He knew Mr. Zhou’s weird hobby. If he took out the camera at this time, Mr. Bruce would blame himself to death.
“Afu, why are you so nosy?”
Ah Fu pretended not to hear and continued to block Zhou Chengyi.
“Hmph, in xxxx, our Gotham Lover is very familiar with this place, it’s the headquarters of the Assassin’s League!”
“Thank you, Mr. Zhou. I will immediately arrange for elite mercenaries to rescue the young master.”
“Are you done? Our Dumas? How long are you going to keep kissing? If you continue, will Alfu and I have to go out? Can you please think about Damian?”
Miranda was startled and quickly pushed Batman away.
Batman looked at Zhou Chengyi with a wry smile: “Thank you.”
“You’re welcome, Miranda, come here for a moment. Alfu, please move aside, I have something to say to her.”
“What’s up?”
Zhou Chengyi whispered, “I know you want revenge, but you can’t deal with my little brother, and I won’t stay here for long. I’ll give you a suggestion. Tie up Batman and make him reproduce like crazy. Give him dozens of little bats, and he won’t have time to go out and show off at night. Gotham will be in chaos, and then you can do what you want.”
Miranda gasped at the idea. Hmm? It seems good?
Bruce lying on the hospital bed suddenly shuddered, as if something bad was about to happen.
It was time to go back. Zhou Chengyi summoned the gate of hell and entered hell.
To be honest, the environment in hell is really bad. There is dry and cracked land everywhere, endless winds blowing violently, and the air is filled with the smell of sulfur.
Countless demons surrounded Zhou Chengyi. They bared their teeth at him, but none of them dared to rush forward.
Lucifer appeared beside Zhou Chengyi: “Hey, who is this? Isn’t this the Eastern God, God’s extra-budgetary angel? How come you have time to come to me?”
“Brother, can you tell me where Mephisto is? I miss him so much!”
Lucifer smiled, raised an eyebrow and said, “I can tell you how to get to him, but what good will it do me?”
Zhou Chengyi pondered for a moment: “It seems not!”
“You see, this is a difficult situation. I’m not a good person and I never help others.” Lucifer circled around Zhou Chengyi frivolously.
“Father, why waste time talking to him? Just kill him! Let me do it!” Manmeng, whose body was covered in scars, looked at Zhou Chengyi with hatred.
If it weren’t for this man, He would have ruled the world long ago. How could He be beaten by His kind old father every day like now?
“Can I kill him? He’s so noisy!” Zhou Chengyi snapped his fingers, and Manmeng was fixed in place.
Lucifer looked at Zhou Chengyi’s fingers curiously, then said slowly: “That won’t do. He is my good son, I haven’t tortured him enough!”
“Well, if you don’t help me, I’ll go find Mephisto myself. I can’t guarantee what kind of mess I’ll make in Hell by then.”
Lucifer looked at Zhou Chengyi coldly: “Are you threatening me?”
Zhou Chengyi laughed: “How is that possible, brother, you know me, I am not that kind of person.”
Is this bastard threatening me? Lucifer looked at Zhou Chengyi steadily. This kid was quite powerful. Even in the East, he was at least a disciple of the three religions. The old bastard God also gave him a place as an extra-staff angel. It seemed that He knew more, so He tried to win him over.
Lucifer pondered for a moment, and an idea came to his mind: “Let’s make a deal. I see you like making deals very much. Why don’t we make a deal?”
Zhou Chengyi said with a little excitement: “I am very interested in this, brother, tell me.”
“Nothing? You know, even though I’m the Lord of Hell, there are always some bastards who pretend to obey me but actually disobey me. You should know who I’m talking about?”
“I understand, like that bastard Mephisto!”
“That’s right, but for the sake of Hell’s strength, I never killed him. Do you know why?”
“For balance? Or for the overall strength of Hell.”
“Both. Now that Mephisto has fallen, Hell needs a new king. Do you understand? Satan and I are against that old bastard, and they are against the seven. Now that Mephisto has fallen, we need a new monarch of Hell. The monarch of Hell is not easy to train, and the balance cannot be broken. The Fiery Hell needs someone to take charge. So, brother, do you understand what I mean?”
Zhou Chengyi instantly knew what Lucifer meant. It was simply that he had a crush on him. After all, he could easily deal with Gabriel.
But the Lord of Hell, hey, controlling a layer of hell, this is really exciting, what should I do? Be more subtle?
So, Zhou Chengyi said with a little reserve: “You mean that after I kill Mephisto, I will become the monarch of the Blazing Hell?”
“Father, why did you choose him! Look at me! Look at me! If you had done this earlier, I wouldn’t have gone to the human world!”
Lucifer: “Brother, don’t worry about my stupid son! What do you think of my idea?”
“Isn’t this a bit bad? You also know that I work part-time as an angel.” Zhou Cheng pointed to the cross hanging on his chest and flicked the dust off his priest’s uniform.
This bastard, how come he is so shameless, like a petty villain? Why does he feel more evil than the devil?
Lucifer grinned and smiled awkwardly: “You have no choice, brother. We are almost sworn brothers. I think it is not a problem for you to work part-time as the Lord of Hell. Think about it, a large piece of land! And a part of the authority of Hell.”
Seeing Zhou Chengyi remained silent, Lucifer hurriedly said: “That old bastard only gave you a pair of wings, and a little bit of holy light and holy fire, but I gave you more!”
“Okay! I agree!”
“The key is that there are still many cute little succubi. What? You agreed? That’s great.” Lucifer originally thought that he would have to spend some time talking, but he didn’t expect Zhou Chengyi to agree so quickly.
“Brother, you are right. I must give you face, but it is also interesting to think about it. I will be a god, an angel, and the king of hell.”
“Well, brother, let’s go. I’ll take you to find Mephitos.”
“I don’t agree! Dad, I am your son! Look at me, look at me!” Although Mameng couldn’t move, he shouted stubbornly.
What the hell, are there flies buzzing?
Lucifer slapped Mammon directly and sent him flying far away.
Chapter 32 I didn’t expect you to be this kind of Lucifer (old version)
Mephisto, the lord of the second layer of Hell, has the power of deception in addition to fire, so he can snatch the soul of the Spirit of Vengeance from the angel and create his own Ghost Rider.
There are nine layers of hell. Beyond the gate of hell, the outermost layer holds the unbaptized and those who committed suicide. There is dry and cracked land, endless strong winds, and the air is filled with the smell of sulfur.
This is the paradise of the second generation of hell. They divided this floor up and are the great lords of hell.
Cross the Akron River and go down one level to the second level of hell, which is the Flaming Hell. There is only one city in the entire Flaming Hell, and that is the royal city of Mephitos. The city is full of flaming towers. Inside the city is an endless cemetery, and open coffins are spewing flames.
Countless pagans were imprisoned here.
The remaining seven levels correspond to the seven deadly sins: the third level is lust (Asmodeus), the fourth level is gluttony (Beelzebub), the fifth level is greed (Mammon), the sixth level is sloth (Belphegor), the seventh level is wrath (Satan), the eighth level is envy (Leviathan), and the ninth level is pride (Lucifer).
Zhou Chengyi crossed the Akron River under the guidance of Lucifer.
Lucifer introduced the customs of hell to Zhou Chengyi as they walked: “Brother, the customs of our hell are pretty good, right? Of course, there are a lot of flames here, but you see, those little cuties down there are still pretty good.”
Are those little cuties pretty good? Hmm? They are indeed pretty good.
Several hell succubi were moving up and down on the prisoners. The prisoners were foaming at the mouth, their eyes rolled up, and they were breathing out more than inhaling.
You know what, little things like succubus are really interesting.
“Brother, these little cuties don’t have any little gadgets like stockings or whips?”
Huh? Lucifer staggered in flight and looked at Zhou Chengyi in disbelief: Boy, you are playing with so many tricks! Stockings and whips?
Seeing that Lucifer didn’t say anything, Zhou Chengyi said to himself: “Let me think about what else I should give them. By the way, brother, what do you think of these clothes? Should we let those little cuties wear them?”
Lucifer tilted his head and looked at Zhou Chengyi’s mobile phone screen. Emmm, what kind of treasure did I find?
What the hell are these clothes, huh? Sexy, fun, exciting, lingerie?
Good boy, are you so good at playing? I can’t tell!
“Brother, this is not the time to talk about this. Succubi don’t exist for this.”
Zhou Chengyi looked at Lucifer with disdain. Why are you pretending to be great and glorious in front of me? If you have the ability, don’t download the Taobao app. If you have the ability, don’t secretly collect those stores!
“Look, ahead is Mephisto’s royal city. Brother, as the leader of Hell, I cannot accompany you to deal with Him openly. You can go by yourself. I have something to do, so I’ll leave first!” Lucifer clicked on his phone a few times and immediately disappeared into the air.
Bah! What Lord of Hell, what a bunch of nonsense! I just saw you chatting with the customer service, asking them to send you a set of all those clothes, and even custom-made a few sets of angel and nun uniforms.
Never mind, business is more important.
Zhou Chengyi’s figure flashed, like a meteor streaking across the night sky, and with unstoppable momentum, he violently crashed into the towering castle in the heart of the royal city.
In an instant, the earth shook, as if the heaven and earth were trembling.
boom!!!!!
There was a loud bang, deafening, and the dome on the top of the castle shattered like fragile porcelain, with fragments flying everywhere and scattering dust all over the ground.
“Who is it! How dare you be so rude in front of me!” Mephisto appeared above the collapsed hall and looked coldly at Zhou Chengyi on the ground.
For some reason, Mephisto felt that the man on the ground looked familiar, but he couldn’t tell where he had seen him.
There’s something strange.
“Who are you? How dare you be so rude in front of me! How dare you challenge my authority! I think you have already met your death!” Mephisto appeared above the collapsed hall and looked coldly at Zhou Chengyi on the ground.
Something is strange. Which bastards sent these people?
That’s not right? I’ve never seen this person on Earth. What’s going on?
No nonsense, just do it.
Zhou Chengyi waved his arm lightly, and an extremely sharp gust of wind mixed with dazzling lightning, like an angry dragon emerging from the sea, roaring towards Mephisto.
Mephisto moved sideways and nimbly avoided the fatal blow.
Strong winds and lightning bombarded the ground mercilessly, and dust suddenly flew up. The earth seemed to be hit by a huge hammer, and a huge pit hundreds of meters deep was blown out. Debris was flying all around, and smoke and dust blocked the sky.
However, Zhou Chengyi did not give Mephisto any chance to breathe.
His body moved continuously, the wind from his palm whistled like thunder, and the shadow of his fist flashed like lightning.
For a moment, the sky was filled with bright light and powerful energy, as if even the air was torn apart by this powerful force.
Mephitos distanced himself from Zhou Chengyi, and at his command, raging flames surged towards Zhou Chengyi like a torrent, accompanied by demonic energy, spreading evil, filth, and flashing dark light, weaving an impeccable web of death, completely blocking all possible routes of retreat and evasion for Zhou Chengyi.
“You arrogant fellow, you actually tried to challenge my own power with your mortal body. Today is your doom!” Mephisto sneered, and his magic power increased violently like a river bursting its banks, vowing to devour Zhou Chengyi completely.
However, when the overwhelming flames, magma, evil power, foul breath, and dark light seemed to swallow up the heaven and earth.
However, after this attack, Zhou Chengyi was still standing, unharmed.
Mephisto’s eyes froze, his astonishment was hard to hide, and his heart sank suddenly.
There was a dark light flashing in His eyes, and this mysterious light seemed to be able to penetrate the human soul.
When He spoke, His voice seemed to come from the abyss of hell, with the power to confuse people. His words were like burning flames, hot and twisted, making people fall into them and lose their direction.
As he spoke, the entire blazing hell seemed to boil. The flames danced, forming strange patterns that echoed with his voice.
Countless demons and souls knelt on the ground devoutly.
Zhou Chengyi’s body in the air began to sway, as if he was bewitched by Mephisto’s words.
There’s hope! He was immediately bewitched by me.
Seeing the flash of black light in Zhou Chengyi’s eyes, Mephisto knew that He had succeeded. He flew to Zhou Chengyi and asked coldly: “Who are you! Why are you looking for trouble with me?”
“I’m Zhou Chengyi. Your father! Ding!”
Oh no, I’ve been tricked! Mephisto realized that he couldn’t move, and he fell straight into the ruined castle.
What a lot of smoke, what a big pit.
The demons and souls that regained consciousness fled in all directions.
The demons are evil and brave, but they are not fools. Their boss was subdued so easily that it would be useless for them to fight back.
Zhou Chengyi slowly landed beside Mephisto, lifted the motionless Mephisto out of the pit, and let Him stand on the ground.
“Who the hell are you? There is no one as strong as you in hell or on earth!”
“I’ve already told you that I’m your father. Are you ready to die?”
Mephisto was immobilized and could not move at all, but he laughed arrogantly: “No one can kill me! I am hell, and hell is me.”
Zhou Chengyi clenched his fist and said calmly: “You are wrong, no one is immortal, die!”
Chapter 33: If one punch doesn’t kill you, then give it another one (old version)
This punch was packed with earth-shattering power, like the collapse of the sky, and the space was broken apart by its force.
But just as the destructive force was about to touch Mephisto, a force descended from the sky and condensed into layers of flame shields, like a blazing barrier, standing firmly in front of Zhou Chengyi’s fist.
The shield trembled under the heavy blow, sparks flew, but it was as firm as a rock and finally took on this attack that was enough to shake the mountains and rivers.
A hint of pride quietly bloomed on Mephisto’s face.
“I am the incarnation of hell, and hell is also my territory! As long as I set foot here, I will be immortal and eternal!” His laughter echoed with unquestionable arrogance and confidence, as if all rules were nothing but false in front of him.
“You are hell? I think you are a bully! I only used one-third of my strength in the last punch. In the next one, I will use seven-thirds. If you can hold on, I will let you live!” Zhou Chengyi’s eyes focused, and the strength in his body continuously gathered in his fists.
The filthy sky seemed to be torn apart by invisible hands, revealing a ray of dawn that did not belong to this world. And endless power, like hundreds of rivers returning to the sea, came in droves and gathered on Zhou Chengyi’s clenched fist.
He raised his fist again, and this blow contained enough power to overturn the universe and obliterate all things, and it was aimed directly at Mephisto, the dark lord whose body was tightly wrapped in an endless shield forged by blazing flames.
Each layer of Mephisto’s flame shield shone with light that was enough to withstand supreme power, but under Zhou Chengyi’s world-shaking punch, it was like fragile paper, collapsing layer by layer, and was finally completely swallowed up in this torrent of destruction.
“No! Impossible!!!”
“Nothing is impossible!”
“No!!!!!”
Zhou Chengyi’s fist hit Mephisto hard, and Mephisto let out a scream.
Mephisto began to break into pieces bit by bit like a solidified statue, and then completely turned into dust.
All hell was shaking, the ground was breaking, the wind was roaring, and the rivers were flowing backwards.
In the third level of hell, in the palace of Asmodeus, the seven lords of hell including Lucifer were watching the fun.
Not only humans, but all living things have the nature of loving to watch the fun, the closer the better.
They were originally people who entertained themselves, no, demons who entertained themselves.
However, the power of Zhou Chengyi’s punch was too great. If it was not stopped, it might directly break through the barrier of hell.
The expressions of the other six Lords of Hell changed drastically, and they all looked solemnly at Lucifer who was sitting in the main seat.
They couldn’t block Zhou Chengyi’s punch, so they all looked at their boss.
Lucifer, who was sitting in the main seat, had a serious expression on his face. Six black wings appeared behind him. Before the other demon lords could react, he appeared in front of Zhou Chengyi.
Everything is still and time is frozen.
He raised his hand and blocked Zhou Chengyi’s punch.
The collision of forces caused the ground beneath their feet to begin to shatter. The other Hell Lords in the Palace of Asmodeus looked at the two men above their heads with a little horror.
There was no other reason. The space between the second and third floors was broken through, and the two people floating on the second floor could be directly seen from the Palace of Asmodeus.
Lucifer was still frightened and cursed secretly in his heart. He almost couldn’t withstand this punch!
As expected of Lucifer, He actually caught his punch.
“Brother, you’re going too far.”
Zhou Chengyi retracted his fist and smiled foolishly: “I didn’t expect Him to be so weak.”
Damn it! The six Hell Lords who flew over almost couldn’t control their emotions.
Except for the boss, everyone is similar to Mephisto. This human has something else to say!
It felt like the six of them were insulted.
Lucifer clapped his hands, and time began to flow backwards rapidly. The earth closed up, and everything returned to its original state, even the palace that was spewing flames everywhere returned to its original state, except for Mephisto.
After all, He was really killed by Zhou Chengyi, and even Lucifer had no way to restore Mephisto.
Because Zhou Chengyi’s punch completely destroyed Mephisto of this world in terms of the laws of space, time, etc.
Lucifer muttered something, and the authority of fraud and fire appeared in his hands. They intertwined together to form a crown and a scepter inlaid with rubies.
“They belong to you.”
Zhou Chengyi shook his head.
Lucifer’s face turned unfriendly, and even the six lords of hell looked at Zhou Chengyi unfriendly.
The authority of fire and fraud, not the rules of fire and fraud, is of no use to Zhou Chengyi, so Zhou Chengyi has no intention of taking it.
“Brother, don’t be willful, this is our deal.”
“Brother, I’m not being willful. These things have no effect on me. Even without them, I can still manage the Blazing Hell.”
The other six great kings are jealous of the plasmolysis. You don’t want it, but we do!
But they didn’t dare say it out loud. Each person had one floor, which was decided by their boss. Anyone who dared to cross the line might end up like Mephisto.
“I know they may not give much of an increase, but this is the rule after all.”
Zhou Chengyi no longer insisted and took them from Lucifer.
“I haven’t met the new Lord of Hell yet!”
Countless demons and souls knelt on the ground tremblingly. They all felt it was extremely fantastic. This day would be recorded in the history of hell.
Some succubi even had flushed faces and a pool of water appeared under their bodies. As to which one it was, dear readers, you can figure it out for yourself.
These powers! Interesting!
Zhou Chengyi, who originally looked down upon these powers, smiled.
He can feel the rules of fire and fraud more clearly. Relying on the authority of hell, Zhou Chengyi can even travel in dimensions.
The multiverse is made up of countless universes, and dimensional travel allows Zhou Chengyi to travel freely through the universes.
If I add my own strength, can I travel through the multiverse?
If he can’t travel through time, it means that he is not strong enough. Zhou Chengyi suddenly feels that the six hell lords are a little attractive. Should he kill them?
Those Hell Lords who were originally preparing to congratulate Zhou Chengyi shuddered when they saw Zhou Chengyi’s unfriendly gaze, and looked at their boss for help.
Lucifer also guessed Zhou Chengyi’s thoughts and said calmly: “Brother, don’t think too much. You should know that greed for many titles is not good. The Lord of Hell has already decided that it will not allow it. If it were possible, I would have done what you wanted. The most important thing is that you are not here yet.”
Lucifer pointed to the sky.
Zhou Chengyi remained silent.
That’s true. If Zhou Chengyi killed the remaining six Hell Lords and seized their authority, it would allow Zhou Chengyi to go a step further, but the world consciousness would never allow Zhou Chengyi to do such a thing.
In addition, Zhou Chengyi is originally an outsider. If Zhou Chengyi dares to challenge its bottom line, then Zhou Chengyi will definitely not end up well.
Zhou Chengyi shrugged: “Okay, I understand.”
“Brother, what are your plans?”
“Brother, I’m going to try to see if I can go back to that world?”
“I can tell you that you can do it with your ability, brother. After all, you are different from us. Also, aren’t you going to attend the celebration party prepared for you? Am I ready to put your methods into practice?”
Uniform temptation, a succubus with curvy figure?
Zhou Chengyi was a little tempted, but after thinking about it, becoming stronger was the most important thing, so he said, “I’ll go back there first. After all, I don’t know if the speed of time there is the same as here.”
“Okay, you can travel through time as you please in the future, but you must remember to come back often to manage the second layer of hell.”
Chapter 34: Ancient One: I was implied (old version)
I feel very relaxed. I haven’t drunk tea for a long time. This tea is really delicious.
Of course, if the person sitting opposite him was not an old woman with a bald head, but a pretty young girl, Zhou Chengyi felt that he could drink a few more glasses.
I had just encountered this familiar face in the DC world, this unforgettable big hooked nose!
That’s right, the person Zhou Chengyi was facing was Vishanti’s spokesperson, the Supreme Sorcerer of Earth, Ancient One.
Coincidentally, Zhou Chengyi had just traveled back and was near Kamar-Taj, and Ancient One appeared in front of Zhou Chengyi in an instant.
Gu Yi couldn’t figure out Zhou Chengyi, so he kindly invited Zhou Chengyi into Kamar-Taj.
“Thank you for the tea. In return, I will make you a cup of tea myself.”
“Warm the tea!” Zhou Chengyi calmly poured water on the tea set, then picked up the teacup and did a 360-degree flip in the air.
Gu Yi looked at Zhou Chengyi with a strange expression, but Zhou Chengyi ignored him, put the tea leaves into the teacup and shook it a few times.
Pour the tea at a fixed point, scrape off the foam, turn the tea lid, then pour out the tea, pour in new water, stir up the fragrance, let the butterflies dance, and then hand the teacup to Gu Yi.
“please!”
Alas, looking at this face is really incongruous. Zhou Chengyi always can’t help but want to punch it. This big hooked nose, Gabriel, I miss you.
“Although I can’t see what you are thinking, I can feel a lot of malice.” Gu Yi drank the cup of tea and frowned as he looked at Zhou Chengyi who had a strange expression on his face.
“No, no, how could I have any evil thoughts about a great and glorious person like you?”
Ancient One frowned and said slowly: “You are not from this world. Are you a god? An angel? Or a monarch of hell? What are you? You came here a few years ago, and then disappeared inexplicably. You don’t exist on the timeline.”
Zhou Chengyi looked at Ancient One who was manipulating the timeline and smiled: “I am a traveler. That’s not a big deal. I just travel everywhere and have fun everywhere. You should know this Deadpool. I am similar to him. The biggest difference is that I am much stronger than him. I am out of the Three Realms and not in the Five Elements, so you can’t find me. If I take one more step, I can be as powerful as your boss.”
Is that so? Gu Yi was silent, staring at Zhou Chengyi. He was about to become an eternal god? Thinking of this, Gu Yi said, “The earth welcomes you to come again.”
“You’re welcome.”
“I hope you don’t interfere with the timeline of this world. If you take even the slightest action, the timeline will be seriously forked.”
“I’ll try my best!”
Why did Zhou Chengyi talk to Gu Yi so calmly?
Although Zhou Chengyi can easily defeat Ancient One, Ancient One has protected the earth for a long time, so Zhou Chengyi can give her this face.
When the audience sees this, they may ask, how did Zhou Chengyi completely defeat Gu Yi?
To be honest, that’s right.
Zhou Chengyi is at the same realm as Sun Wukong before he became a Buddha, both are Taiyi Golden Immortals.
It is known that the monkey’s golden hoop can be shrunk and put in the ear. The weight of the golden hoop remains unchanged, and the density must be increased when it is shrunk. The monkey is fine when it is put in the ear, so you can imagine how dense the monkey’s body is, and it may be able to catch up with a neutron star.
It is known that a spoonful of neutron star weighs 10-60 billion tons, so how hard should the monkey’s body be? Let’s say the monkey is 1.5 meters tall, skinny and weighs 100 kilograms. The earth of the Journey to the West world can support a monkey of this density, so just imagine how dense the Journey to the West world is.
In the world of Journey to the West, it is 18,000 miles from Chang’an to Lingshan. Excluding the ups and downs of the mountain, the conservative estimate is 80,000 miles.
This is all around the earth.
If we add the Dongsheng Shenzhou, Beijuluzhou, the Four Seas, all those islands and so on in Journey to the West, how big the world of Journey to the West would be!
I don’t know how big it is, and the density of the Journey to the West human world is countless times higher than that of a neutron star. The gravity there is so outrageous that it cannot be described.
If we add the heaven, the Milky Way, the outer world, and the various caves, I wonder if the world of Journey to the West is an infinitely large black hole. If I could send an emoji, I would add a dog head emoji.
Without counting the monkey’s other abilities, just based on physical strength, if the monkey from Journey to the West were put into Marvel, the monkey could probably break the earth with one kick, and if he swung his stick a little harder, the solar system would be reduced to slag…
Definitely the most powerful person in the single universe.
According to the strength in Marvel movies and comics TOAA (Saint) > Heart of the Universe > Transcendent Protoss, Living Tribunal (quasi-saint) ≥ Transcendent > Phoenix Force, Ultimate Eraser (probably the peak of Daluo Jinxian) > Five Great Gods (Daluo Jinxian) ≥ Glove Thanos (all have the strength of Daluo Jinxian, Thanos was forced to cheat, hurt Daluo, but not his body, after all, he was almost killed by Thor with an axe, and snapped his fingers and took away half his life.) > Zhou Chengyi (peak of Taiyi Jinxian, single universe-level peak) ≥, Dormammu, Celestial Group (excluding OAA, the boss of the Celestial Group), Mephisto ≥ Father-level Odin, Thanos with incomplete gems Tyrannosaurus, Zeus, later Thor, etc. > Sub-god-father level Ancient One (Ancient One is not god-father level, she cannot beat Dormammu, Dormammu cannot come to Earth because there are three temples in New York, London and Hong Kong. The temples protect the Earth from Dormammu’s invasion, and the mages protect the temples.), Zero-suit Thanos, Hela, etc. > Scarlet Witch, Captain Marvel, Hammer God, Doctor Strange, Hulk, Vision, Apocalypse who knows a little bit about everything, Doctor X and Old Wan who specialize in one thing, etc. > Iron Man, Spider-Man and those mutated big brothers, etc. (seems to have become immortals, but also seems not. But one thing has reached the level of immortality) ≥ Captain America, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and most of the garbage mutants, etc.
“Your tea is very good.”
“Okay, I’ve finished my tea, I should go out for a walk. Can you tell me what year it is now? After all, I feel like I’ve been away for a long time?”
“2012. It’s only a few days until May.”
“Okay, thank you. By the way, I have a gift for you. Smile more. Look how happy you are smiling in this picture.”
Looking at the disappearing Zhou Chengyi, Gu Yi waved his hand, and the photo on the table appeared in Gu Yi’s hand.
Myself with golden hair? I look so young, and I have wings? I am an angel?
Am I laughing? I am clearly being controlled by this adult. Interesting, this adult is really full of bad taste.
I hope this adult won’t cause any trouble on Earth.
Just in case, Ancient One began to manipulate the Eye of Agamotto to continuously observe one timeline after another.
Sure enough, his arrival caused a fork in the timeline.
A normal timeline would fork and form a branch on the main trunk, but the timeline created after the arrival of this adult made the branch bend and even seem to be dancing.
Gu Yiyi suddenly felt a pain in his head.
Forget it, let the future Supreme Sorcerer worry about it. I don’t have many years left to live anyway.
Strange, my future disciple, I hope you can remain calm when facing this adult in the future.
Chapter 35: My Lord is an Angel (Old Version)
In the Cappadocia region of Türkiye, there are desolate and strange stone pillars everywhere. In this area, there is a branch of a Catholic order.
Father Moreau led Johnny, Nadya and Danny through this desolate land.
Until they reached a wider area.
There are countless ascetics here, they are all wearing brown robes, barefoot, and silently watching the people coming.
The black priest, Moro, walked quickly to the ascetic monk who was leading the group and had his head full of spells, and tightly grasped the cross on his chest: “Nice to meet you.”
The leader of the ascetics raised his hand and placed it on Moluo’s head: “May God bless you, my child, Amen.”
“Amen! May the Lord bless you too!” Moro hugged the leader of the ascetics tightly.
The two separated, and the leader of the ascetics looked at Johnny, Nadya, and her son Danny: “You must be scared, it’s okay, the Lord brought you here.”
Countless ascetics surrounded the three people, and they took Johnny, Nadya and her son Danny away separately.
“Don’t be nervous, everything will be fine.” Moro shouted as he led Johnny.
Looking at Nadya and Danny leaving, Johnny asked anxiously, “Are you sure you can do it?”
“Relax, it’s okay.”
Johnny calmed down a little. He was fed up with the things in his body. The reason he helped Morrow was because Morrow promised to help him get rid of the things in his body after the matter was done.
On the way, Johnny also learned that the thing inside him was an angel, an angel who had fallen into a trap of hell, been captured and tortured by hell and driven mad – the spirit of vengeance.
“Okay, here we are. This is it, you can go in. I can’t go in for some reason.”
Johnny took a deep breath and entered the strange cave.
There are countless windows with a hole at the top, and sunlight gathers in the middle from all directions.
“Hi? Is anyone there? Hi?” Johnny walked into the light.
Feeling dizzy and hearing a sonic boom, Johnny fell to the ground in pain, laughing wildly, and then lost consciousness.
When Johnny woke up, he looked for Morrow in surprise.
But the next scene made him tear his eyes out.
Johnny was pinned to the ground, surrounded by a dozen ascetics. Moro and Nadya fell to the ground, not knowing whether they were dead or alive.
Damn it! Johnny rushed over, but the two ascetics easily controlled Johnny.
The leader of the ascetics took out an ancient knife and pointed it at Danny’s neck. The knife was very ancient, with strange patterns on it, and it carried an inexplicable power.
“Kid, it’s quick and it doesn’t hurt at all!”
“No!!!” Johnny, who was far away, watched the knife falling and tried to break free, but he was powerless.
At this moment, Karigan, who was given power by Mephisto, arrived. He gained the ability to rot and easily turned all the ascetics into dried corpses.
The two ascetics who controlled Johnny rushed out instantly. Carrigan just punched them twice, and the two ascetics instantly rotted and turned into mummies.
“Surprised? Unexpected!” Kaligan turned around coquettishly: “Wow, why is our fire skeleton so useless? I wanted to try my ability! But you turned into a mortal! I despise you!”
Johnny rushed forward and guarded Danny tightly.
“Don’t make me so troublesome. Be sensible and hand him over to me. In return, I can spare your life.” Carrigan laughed unscrupulously.
“Don’t even think about it!”
“If you don’t accept my toast, you’ll have to pay the price!” Carrigan opened his arms and tried to touch Johnny and turn him into a mummy.
Johnny turned around and ran with Danny.
Carrigan was like a cat playing with a mouse, walking slowly while saying, “Oh! Are you guys trying to play hide-and-seek with me? What a pity! Your beloved flaming skull is gone!”
Johnny didn’t even look back as he led Danny quickly out of the square. As soon as they turned the corner, they found Carrigan standing in front waiting for them.
How is that possible? Johnny pulled Danny back a few steps.
In an instant, Carrigan appeared in front of Johnny and sneered, “Without it, you are nothing! Die!”
My head hurts! What’s going on? Carrigan covered his head and frowned.
The same goes for Johnny and Danny.
“For God so loved the world,
He wants to save the sinful souls of mankind
Sacrificed his only son’s life
Using the cross to show salvation to the world
……..”
Zhou Chengyi, dressed in priest’s attire, came to them on a motorcycle in a cool manner.
“Enough! Damn it! Stop singing!” Carrigan covered his ears and shouted frantically.
Zhou Chengyi got out of the car, stopped singing, and looked at Danny with a smile.
Danny didn’t know why, but he felt Zhou Chengyi was very scary, even scarier than his father Locke.
You have to know that Locke is the human body of Mephisto.
“I’m going to kill you! Damn Catholic!” Carrigan rushed forward and tried to turn Zhou Chengyi into a mummy.
Zhou Chengyi just grabbed Carrigan with ease and he fell to his knees.
“Have mercy! Hahahaha! Huh? Why aren’t you rotten?”
The imagined situation did not happen, and Carrigan was a little panicked.
Zhou Chengyi punched Carrigan backhandedly, knocking him to the ground, and then stepped on Carrigan.
“Who the hell are you?” Carrigan panicked. He had never encountered such a situation before.
This was the first time he had encountered such a thing since he was given the ability to rot by Locke, and he was very panicked.
Zhou Chengyi smiled, a halo appeared above his head, angel wings appeared on his back, and countless holy lights shone from Zhou Chengyi.
It was an angel, how could it be possible? How could it be possible? Not only Carrigan didn’t believe it, even Johnny and Dan didn’t dare to believe it.
Kaligan twisted on the ground in pain, the holy light burning him.
Even Danny fell to the ground in pain. He was the descendant of Mephisto, so he couldn’t stand the holy light.
“Enough, stop it!” Johnny shouted hurriedly.
Moro and Najia, who had just woken up from their coma in the distance, rushed over and looked at Zhou Chengyi in disbelief.
They were not dazzled just now. They looked at Zhou Chengyi with certainty that he was an angel.
Zhou Chengyi folded his wings and halo, lit the holy fire in his hand, squatted down, put his hand in front of Kaligan’s face and said, “Take me to find Xiao Mo.”
Carrigan closed his eyes and wailed in pain, “Okay! I promise! I’ll take you there, take your hand away now.”
“Very good.” Zhou Chengyi turned his head and looked at Johnny and others: “Things need to end. It’s the last day. I will help you get rid of the child’s father and seal the evil power in the child. Are you willing to go with me to watch this farce?”
Zhou Chengyi’s words revealed that he could not refuse. Moro knelt down devoutly in front of Zhou Chengyi. Johnny and Najia had no choice but to nod.
How could they possibly defeat the angels?
Zhou Chengyi kicked Carrigan out: “Lead the way, you disgusting rotten monster.”
Carrigan was angry but dared not say anything. He spat out a mouthful of blood, climbed up from the ground, and could only lead the way obediently.
Chapter 36 It’s not that I didn’t work hard, it’s that the enemy is too strong (old version)
Türkiye, Ushakraken, there are broken walls and ruins everywhere. In a dilapidated theater, there are black guards and many dignitaries.
This is the place farthest from heaven. If everything goes according to Locke’s plan, today will be the best day for his reincarnation.
An ambulance slowly stopped in front of the theater.
Carrigan got out of the car and looked at Locke who was approaching.
“I brought him here.” Carrigan whistled, walked to the rear of the car first, and opened the door.
Locke took a few steps forward and saw Carrigan pulling Danny out of the car.
“There are enemies!!”
The black-clad guards around the ambulance saw Zhou Chengyi and others in the car and picked up their weapons.
“How dare you betray me?” Locke looked at Carrigan with dissatisfaction.
Carrigan spread his hands helplessly: “Sir, I brought Danny here. Also, it’s not that I didn’t try hard, but that guy is too strong.”
“Humph! I want to see who it is.”
Zhou Chengyi got out of the car first, and Moro, Johnny and Najia all guarded Danny with weapons.
Zhou Chengyi shook his head and looked at Locke who was walking over: “Long time no see, Saomai Xiaomo. Oh, no, my little cutie, Xiaomo. When will you get me a few more systems to play with?”
Locke’s face turned pale. This person! This voice instantly reminded him of everything about Zhou Chengyi.
“Kill them!”
The black-clad guards who were about to open fire stood there stupidly.
Zhou Chengyi danced to Locke and patted him on the shoulder: “Relax, I think you should remember me. I am very happy with the trip you arranged for me last time. As a reward, I came to thank you in person.”
I believed your lies, Locke was sweating profusely.
Locke is Mephisto, but Mephisto is not Locke.
Although Locke is the human body of Mephisto, he is only a wisp of Mephisto’s human consciousness.
If he was the full consciousness of Mephisto, that would be outrageous.
You know, in the Marvel Universe, there is no complete hell like in the DC world.
Most of the hell here is a unique dimension, a separate world. The demons that rule this world are called the Lords of Hell, such as Mephisto, Marduk Kurios, Dormammu, etc.
They all call themselves Satan, the master of hell, but no one can sit on Satan’s throne.
Anyone who dares to sit on Satan’s throne will definitely be besieged by many lords of hell.
In short, none of these hell lords can suppress the existence of all the lords, and it is impossible to integrate these dimensional worlds to form a real hell.
Our own people know our own business, and Locke knows that his original body has done something bad to Zhou Chengyi, so now he feels that he might be doomed.
“What should I call you? Mr. Locke? Mephisto? Or dear Shaomai Xiaomo? Look at you, you are in such a mess. Look at your face, look at your eyes, so miserable!”
Locke pretended to be calm and said, “It’s just a name, it doesn’t matter, but? Why can you appear in this world? Where is Ancient One? Why doesn’t she care about you? You are even weirder now. I used to think you were an Eastern god, but now I find out that you are not only an Eastern god, but also a non-staff member of that old bastard, and one of us. Am I right, Mr. Zhou, whose authority overlaps with mine?”
Okay, okay, you called yourself Zhou Chengyi just now, and now you call yourself Mr. Zhou. Xiao Mo, you are actually such a person.
The dignitaries and more black-clad guards who were originally in the distance had already discovered that something was wrong here and gathered around.
They all turned into wood and stood there stupidly.
“Yes, you are right. I am a god from the East, an angel, and the monarch of hell. Thank you for letting me play in another world.”
Locke smiled awkwardly and said, “I’m really happy for you. How about I host a party to welcome Mr. Zhou and celebrate your return?”
“Okay! I’m very happy. In that case, let’s go! But before we go, I have something to take care of!”
Locke didn’t understand.
Locke also turned into a wooden man and stood there.
“Dan, come here. Although I can’t cut off your connection with him, I can eradicate the power in your body. By the way, little cutie Carrigan, where are you going? Come on, come on, you still have things to do.” Zhou Chengyi suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled back Carrigan who was about to slip away.
Dann stood in front of Zhou Chengyi. Zhou Chengyi’s eyes turned black and he chanted a strange spell. Countless black air transferred from Dann’s body into Zhou Chengyi’s body.
Dane fell to the ground in a swoon.
Nadia rushed forward and hugged her son.
“Okay, you can live like normal people from now on. Moro, you can take them away from here.”
What a pity! I won’t be able to see Ghost Rider anymore, but it doesn’t matter. After I deal with Xiao Mo and release the Spirit of Vengeance, I will let the crazy Spirit of Vengeance be my number one flute boy.
Bah, bah, bah, no, it’s his own number one lackey.
After all, He is an angel! This is just a little interest from that old bastard.
After watching Moro leading Johnny and the others away, Zhou Chengyi held down Carrigan’s head. Countless gray energies were absorbed into Zhou Chengyi’s body, and Carrigan turned into a dried corpse.
“I have to say, you have quite a few filial sons, grandsons, and lackeys.” Zhou Chengyi glanced at the dignitaries and black-clad guards around him.
Although Locke couldn’t move, he could still speak: “If Mr. Zhou likes them, I’ll give them all to him.”
“Very good! Then wait for me for a moment!”
Locke watched Zhou Chengyi enter the laptop beside him.
What was going on? Locke didn’t understand, and couldn’t do anything.
Soon, Zhou Chengyi flew out of the laptop, landed in front of Locke, snapped his fingers, and all of Locke’s men turned into ashes.
Locke looked at Zhou Chengyi with some horror. He didn’t understand Zhou Chengyi’s ability.
“I didn’t expect you guys to be so rich. Well, it’s time for us to go to your place for the party. Let’s go!”
As Zhou Chengyi finished speaking, a gate to hell appeared in front of the two of them.
But this gate to hell is a bit weird, because there are many small doors on it, which are obviously the gates to other dimensions of the Lord of Hell.
How is this possible? Locke looked at Zhou Chengyi in disbelief.
Only Satan can summon the gates of hell.
How did Zhou Chengyi do it.
“Don’t look at me. I know I’m handsome. Much more handsome than an old man like you.”
“How did you do it? Only Satan can summon the gate of hell, otherwise we wouldn’t try so hard to sneak into the human world.”
Zhou Chengyi smiled and said, “I won’t tell you. It’s a secret. Come on, tell me which one is going to your place.”
“The one on the left, the one surrounded by flames and demonic energy.”
“Very good! You go ahead!” Zhou Chengyi grabbed Locke and threw him directly into the door, then walked in.
Chapter 37: Two Peaches Kill Three Warriors (Old Version)
There were countless black smokes, cracked land everywhere, and in the distance was a city shrouded in flames.
Zhou Chengyi held Locke in one hand and frowned. The hell city he knew in the DC world was a medieval city. How come here, Mephisto’s city in Marvel was still a medieval city?
Looking at the dark castle in the middle of the city, Zhou Chengyi slapped Locke in the face.
Locke was stunned. Why did he hit himself for no reason? Didn’t I bring you to my world?
“Why is your aesthetic so poor? Huh? Another shabby city like this?”
Beating yourself just because of this? How ridiculous!
“Shh! Someone is coming. Oh, no, it’s the cute little devil.”
As soon as Zhou Chengyi finished speaking, four big demons appeared in front of him.
Why Zhou Chengyi could recognize them as big demons at a glance? Because they were too easy to recognize.
With huge horns and ferocious faces, they all wore simple enchanted armor to highlight their muscles and exaggerated stature. Except for the big devil, there was no other devil so strong.
There are many weird things in hell, such as demons. There are many kinds of demons, including big demons, sheep demons, succubus, little demons and so on.
In our real society, in the Middle Ages, most demons appeared in the form of sheep horns and sheep faces. That’s because some people in the Middle Ages liked to do unspeakable things to sheep.
I forgot where I saw it, and I don’t know whether it is true or not. Which big rancher with countless cattle and sheep at home can come out and tell me about it?
Of course, this topic is a bit beyond the scope. Let’s continue. There are many other things in hell, such as witches, evil wizards, ghosts, skeletons, minotaurs, etc.
Why does the god of death look like he holds a sickle? That is probably because he is referring to the sickle demons in hell. They usually use sickles to cut souls in half and then suck up people’s souls.
The superior races in hell are fallen angels, archdemons, and sickle demons. The middle races are generally sheep demons, witches, evil wizards, minotaurs, etc.
Imps, succubi, etc. are the lowest level.
Ghosts and skeletons are just cannon fodder in the hell world, except for a few very powerful ones.
“Human? Hahaha! I haven’t seen a human in years! It’s a deal! I want this guy! And you guys divide the rest of his hand.”
“No, there are too many of us. The one he has is not enough for us, unless you give us the boy’s legs as well.”
“How dare you! You are so bold!”
“Humph! Even though you are the strongest, you won’t get any benefit if we all attack you together.”
Seeing several big demons arguing about how to divide him and Locke, Zhou Chengyi shook his head helplessly and slapped Locke: “Are all your subordinates such brainless people?”
Locke was embarrassed. He looked at the quarreling demons angrily and shouted, “You bastards! Why don’t you kneel down and worship us!”
Several big demons stopped arguing and looked at Locke as if he were a fool. The leading big demon laughed and said, “Listen to what nonsense this human is talking about. Hahaha! Why don’t we kill them first and then discuss how to divide them!”
“good!”
Several big demons came towards Zhou Chengyi with weapons in hand and looked ferocious.
“Xiao Mo, it seems your subordinates don’t listen to you.”
When Zhou Chengyi was about to take action, the leading demon suddenly screamed and looked in disbelief at the weapons that pierced his chest.
Countless curses, flames and evil spirits were devouring him madly.
He wanted to say something else, but the big devil on his left twisted his head off.
“Now there are only three of us left to share.”
As soon as he finished speaking, he found that the other two big demons had drawn their weapons and stabbed him in the chest.
Zhou Chengyi was stunned. He really underestimated the devil’s moral integrity.
The big demon who killed the big demon grinned and said, “Now it’s just the two of us, huh? You want to kill me?”
The big demon who was speaking dodged and looked unkindly at the other big demon who swung his weapon but didn’t hit him.
“It’s better for me to enjoy it alone than for two people to share it! Die!”
“Well said, it’s better to eat it by yourself than to have two people together! Die!”
Zhou Chengyi looked at Locke speechlessly. This place really was hell. It turned around and attacked its own people.
Locke felt even more embarrassed. His group of minions had completely embarrassed him.
Although his authority is fraud and he does this kind of thing all the time, he is a smart demon and will not stab his enemy without even knowing what he is doing! These bastards have not learned the essence of learning from him.
Looking at the two big demons who were fighting each other, Zhou Chengyi picked up Locke and prepared to leave.
Unexpectedly, the two big demons separated in an instant and stopped Zhou Chengyi from the front and the back.
“Human, don’t even think about running away.”
“Why don’t we kill them and then continue our fight.”
Are all the people in hell like this? Zhou Chengyi suddenly felt that the position of the Lord of Hell that he had obtained from Lucifer was not so attractive.
Let me see how low the demon’s IQ can be. Thinking of this, Zhou Chengyi said, “Human flesh should be eaten fresh. If you kill us now, by the time you are done, our blood will have all flowed out and our bodies will be cold. They will not taste good. Besides, aren’t you two afraid that you will stab each other when you kill me?”
“That makes a lot of sense.”
The big devil standing in front of Zhou Chengyi touched his head and felt that his IQ had returned: “What if you want to run away?”
“No, the two adults discovered us as soon as we took action. We will never run away again!”
“Very good! Die!” The big demon behind Zhou Chengyi waved its bat wings, passed Zhou Chengyi and slashed towards the big demon who thought he was very smart.
6. This guy’s IQ is no different from that of an idiot.
Locke simply closed his eyes.
You give me a sword, I give you a knife. If you dig out my heart like a black tiger, I will give you a pearl like two dragons. If you kick me in the crotch, I will hit you in the armpit.
Zhou Chengyi threw Locke to the ground and sat directly on him, watching the duel between the two big demons with relish.
Soon, the two big demons decided the winner. The surviving big demon had lost a horn on his head, and the wound on his stomach was bloody, and his intestines could be seen, but he still stubbornly flapped his bat wings and flew towards Zhou Chengyi.
It’s so miserable.
“Boy, just let me eat you obediently now! Two fresh humans. I haven’t tasted human flesh for decades.” The big devil landed in front of Zhou Chengyi with difficulty, his intestines all over the floor.
Are all big demons foodies? Even though they are injured like this, they still want to eat.
“That’s fine with me. But, sir, since you are already in this state, why don’t we take you back to the city to recover first? When you are well, you can eat us however you want.”
“Hmm? That makes sense. Then take me back. I will definitely eat you last.”
“Okay, let’s go!”
“How dare you! Don’t pull my horns! Carry me on your back! Hey! Did you hear me?”
Chapter 38: The size of the thing is as big as the big devil’s horn (old version)
The city didn’t seem very far away, but it took Zhou Chengyi and Locke more than half a day to get there carrying the big demon.
It was not until we arrived at the city that we realized how huge it was.
The city wall alone is twenty meters high. Is it built so high to defend against the Attack on Titan?
This big devil was a complete chatterbox. When Zhou Chengyi was picking on him by the horn, he never stopped talking. Later, Zhou Chengyi was so annoyed that he showed off a little of his strength, and then the big devil became obedient.
Only then did he realize that the two humans he wanted to eat were, one was the Lord’s clone, and the other was a human who was stronger than the Lord? A demon? An angel?
This big devil obediently turned into a dead dog, and was dragged silently by Zhou Chengyi by his horns. He didn’t make a sound even when sparks were rubbed out.
As expected of a big devil, so strong!
In order to avoid trouble, Zhou Chengyi transformed himself into an evil wizard and took Locke and the big devil into the city.
Countless demons were staring at Zhou Chengyi, oh, to be serious, they were staring at Locke, with their saliva flowing.
Of course, there were also succubi staring at Locke, and they were drooling over him, because he was a human man, a rare species!
Before they knew it, their little mouths were drooling more.
Succubus is equivalent to the female devil who practices the art of sexual intercourse in the East. Although they have various demons and ghosts to deal with, these things are too rough.
Let’s not talk about anything else, let’s just talk about the big devil. This thing is three or four meters tall on average, and its body is covered with muscles. So guess how big the thing down there is.
They charged forward without caring about anything and just stabbed randomly. Many succubi were stabbed to the point of curling up their edges, and the already not very white parts became even darker.
Why did Zhou Chengyi know it so clearly? Because the succubi standing on the high ground could clearly see the scenery under their skirts. The big demon beside them was touching them all over. He was hairless and black, like a black tiger.
For the ultimate temptation, succubus wear short skirts that are only 13cm long, with nothing underneath.
Logically, Zhou Chengyi should have been robbed by them, but he was not.
The main reason was the big devil that Zhou Chengyi was pulling.
Although Zhou Chengyi looked down on the big demon in his hands, the several big demons including this guy were well-known strong men in the royal city.
Four went out and only one came back, half-dead, having been dragged back like a dead dog. Therefore, many demons did not dare to come up and cause trouble for Zhou Chengyi.
“Tell me, where is your doghouse?”
The big devil who had been dragged by Zhou Chengyi for a long time said: “Sir, my name is Ba……”
“Shut up, I’m asking you where your doghouse is? Not what your name is.”
Well, I am not even worthy of being named in the eyes of adults, the great devil covered his chest in pain.
Zhou Chengyi was puzzled: “Shouldn’t you cover your stomach? Look, your intestines are still hanging out.”
“Sir, at the intersection of the tavern behind you, turn left, go straight, then turn right, and go straight.”
Zhou Chengyi frowned and slapped the big devil: “Aren’t we back to the city gate again?”
“Yes! My house is right next to the city gate. Those shops at the gate, including the houses behind, are all mine.”
“Why didn’t you say so earlier?”
The big devil was slapped twice more, and he covered his face with grievance and said, “Sir, you didn’t ask!”
“Is that so? But couldn’t you have told me in advance? You really have no emotional intelligence!”
“Sir, didn’t you tell me not to speak?” the big devil muttered in a low voice.
Soon, Zhou Chengyi carried the two of them to the city gate. Following the instructions of the big devil, they saw the big devil’s home on a side road beside the main road.
Wow, I didn’t realize there was something to this big devil.
Although his house was close to the city wall, it was quite large and was actually a small manor.
A few little demons at the door saw Zhou Chengyi coming, waved their little ox horn forks, and flapped their wings to fly in front of Zhou Chengyi.
One of the little demons looked at the big demon in Zhou Chengyi’s hand in horror: “Lord Bashid?”
It wasn’t easy! Finally someone said my name, I hope you can remember it.
The big demon in Zhou Chengyi’s hand shouted angrily: “You are blind, why don’t you tell your mistress to come and welcome the most distinguished guest.”
But Zhou Chengyi didn’t pay attention to his name at all, but looked at the big devil in his hand with a curious look. This guy actually has a wife? This is unbelievable. Even if he is so stupid, he still has a wife? Is he stupid and rich?
Soon, ten little demons flew out first, followed by six succubi.
It’s so hot! This dress is no different from not wearing anything. Zhou Chengyi whistled, and the hostess who came late turned black.
It turned out to be a fallen angel. Zhou Chengyi looked at the big devil in his hand, and then looked at the fallen angel who was only 1.7 meters tall.
Is this normal? The size difference between them is like a rhino and a human.
Zhou Chengyi looked at the fallen angel strangely, then looked at the horn of the big devil in his hand.
It is said that the size of the devil’s thing is as big as his horns.
It was more than 50 centimeters long, and more than 10 centimeters at its thickest point. How did they manage to walk together? Could she bear it?
“You are an amazing wife.”
Hmm? What does your Excellency mean? Are you attracted to your wife?
He completely misunderstood Zhou Chengyi’s meaning: “Sir, if you like, I think my wife will be happy to play with you.”
Originally, the fallen angel was very unhappy about Zhou Chengyi’s frivolous behavior just now. After hearing the words of the big devil, her face turned cold and she stared coldly at her husband and Zhou Chengyi.
The great devil tried desperately to wink at his wife, but the fallen angel paid no attention.
Zhou Chengyi rolled his eyes and kicked Bashid: “Who cares about your wife? You talk as if I have never seen a fallen angel.”
“I am a lowly person, please forgive me. Madam, please welcome the distinguished guest in.”
The fallen angel, with a stern look on his face, ordered his servants to welcome Zhou Chengyi and others in.
In the main hall, the big demon who had been briefly treated stood attentively beside Zhou Chengyi and Locke, while his wife stood in the distance and looked at Zhou Chengyi and Locke coldly.
She had already learned of Locke and Zhou Chengyi’s identities, but she still maintained her attitude.
Proud? Very interesting? As expected of a fallen angel race, the original sin of pride.
“I just came here and want to learn about your local customs and practices.”
Bashid glanced at Locke awkwardly, then said, “It is my honor that you want to know our customs and practices, but no matter how familiar I am, I am not as familiar with this place as our monarch. Of course, it is not that I am unwilling, but I am really afraid of mistreating you.”
“You’re quite capable! I originally thought that the Great Demon was stupid and dumb, but you’ve completely overturned my view of the Great Demon! I originally wanted to destroy you all.”
The demons, including Locke, suddenly felt that the entire hall became colder.
Chapter 39 Marvel One Punch Man (Old Version)
Bashid was sweating profusely: “Sir, are you joking?”
“Hahahaha! Isn’t my joke funny? Why don’t you laugh? Huh?”
Boundless momentum emanated from Zhou Chengyi.
The entire royal city shook, and countless demons fell to their knees in an instant.
Bashid, Locke, and Bashid’s wife, who were the people closest to Zhou Chengyi, all fell to the ground.
Locke looked at Zhou Chengyi fiercely, “You’re finished, bastard. I noticed it myself with such a big noise. You will definitely die a miserable death!”
Bashid didn’t have any thoughts in his mind. He just raised his head stubbornly while lying on the ground, revealing a smile that was uglier than crying: “Sir, look, I’m laughing. Your joke is very funny.”
Bashid’s wife was in much worse condition than Bashid. Her limbs were all pressed to the ground, and she desperately flapped her wings to try to get up.
Fallen angel, haha, unruly? Do you think you are Lucifer? If you want to be unruly, you must also see your own strength clearly.
“Bashid, I suddenly like you a little bit.”
Bashid was surprised and happy. He was happy that the adults knew his name, but he was surprised that the adults liked him. Which one was it? He was a little scared.
“It is a pity to welcome a distinguished guest from afar!”
Is this the Mephisto of this world? One of the most famous monarchs of Hell.
The red skin sparkled with a bewitching red glow under the sunlight, and the pupils were bloodshot.
Mephisto walked to Locke regardless of anything and raised his hand. Locke turned into a black shadow and returned to his body.
As for Bashid and his wife, Mephisto didn’t even look at them, but just stared at Zhou Chengyi.
“Xiao Mo, long time no see. Have you developed any new systems recently?”
Mephisto looked at Zhou Chengyi with a gloomy face. He was no match for him, so he didn’t dare to attack.
“I’m asking you a question! Do you have anything new that you can give me to play with? After all, those world rules are pretty tasty.”
There is a saying in the East: What is tolerable is intolerable. Mephisto walked in front of Zhou Chengyi, and a strong aura burst out from his body.
Bashid was in despair. Looking at the cracked roof, he lay on the ground and crawled towards the door like a maggot. He even pulled his wife, who was lying on the ground, to crawl with him.
As soon as they went out, the whole hall turned into powder in an instant. An abyss quickly formed under their feet and began to expand continuously. The whole royal city began to shake.
Zhou Chengyi narrowed his eyes and looked at Mephisto, with a hint of sarcasm on his lips: “I thought you would make some progress this time, but you are still the same as before!”
“Although I can’t beat you, I am here and I am undefeated. I am hell and hell is me!” Mephisto snorted coldly, then waved his hand, and countless flames appeared behind Him.
“Hey, you know what? The trick you played on me sent me to another world.”
“Then what?”
“Then I will kill you in that world, take your throne, and become one of the new monarchs of Hell.”
After Zhou Chengyi finished speaking, he burst into laughter and laughed so hard that he fell backwards.
“What are you laughing at?”
“Nothing, I suddenly remembered that you in that world said the same thing! You don’t know how scary I am! Die!”
What a fast punch!
As soon as Mephisto reacted, he found Zhou Chengyi’s fist was already in front of him.
It’s a bit outrageous. His punch was obviously ordinary, so why did it cause the space to collapse and time to freeze?
I have to dodge, if I get hit by this punch, I will be crippled!!!
Move! Move! Mephisto screamed desperately in his heart.
“Bang!” Mephisto’s body flew up and flew dozens of miles away, smashing countless houses and buildings along the way.
Finally, He slammed heavily into the city wall, causing the entire royal city’s protective formation to be shattered.
“Puff.” Mephisto spat out a mouthful of blood.
He looked at all this in disbelief. How could this be possible? With just one punch, he was seriously injured, and even the magic circle of the royal city he designed was broken.
You know, the magic circle of the royal city that I designed can withstand my full-strength attack. This is impossible! This is impossible! How can he be so strong!
Zhou Chengyi slowly flew towards Mephisto from the air: “You are stronger than you in that world, but that’s all. I only used 50% of my strength just now, and you were seriously injured!”
“No, it’s impossible! You are not them!”
Zhou Chengyi sneered at Mephisto and said, “I am indeed not them, but I am only half a step away from them! Are you ready? I will use 80% of my strength in this next punch.”
Countless lightning bolts gathered on Zhou Chengyi’s fist, and the sky above the entire royal city was torn apart by the concentrated force of Zhou Chengyi’s fist.
I am going to die, I am really going to die! Mephisto shouted, and the authority of this world appeared in his hands. They turned into shields to protect Mephisto.
That’s not all, Mephisto released countless curses and fires.
However, before these curses and flames could get close to Zhou Chengyi, they were suppressed by the aura he exuded and could not move forward at all.
A look of fear appeared on Mephisto’s face. This was the first time he felt death was so close to him.
“You can’t kill me! They won’t let you!”
Zhou Chengyi sneered: “Are you threatening me? I hate it most when people threaten me. Besides, you are not as important as you think. As long as you die, I will control this hell, and they will not care about your survival at all!”
After saying this, Zhou Chengyi suddenly clenched his right hand into a fist.
At this moment, everyone felt a suffocating pressure enveloping the entire world, as if it would turn everyone into ashes in the next second.
Mephisto’s face turned even paler. He trembled and said, “I was wrong. Forgive me. I am willing to hand over the power of this world. I will even teach you how to create a system!”
“It’s too late. I didn’t want to kill you, but why did you try to trick me?”
Mephisto shouted frantically, “You went in there voluntarily! My little trick didn’t hurt you at all!”
Mephisto was unwilling, but he had no other choice.
“Let’s end it!”
Zhou Chengyi’s right fist grew bigger and bigger until it became like a mountain. The surrounding space began to distort and collapse.
“Bang!”
Zhou Chengyi punched down.
“No!!!!!!!!!!!”
Even the shields formed by power were broken one after another when facing Zhou Chengyi’s fist.
Mephisto looked at the bowl-sized hole on his chest in disbelief, stared at Zhou Chengyi unwillingly, and lowered his head.
With another punch, Mephisto’s body turned into dust.
Most of the royal city began to collapse, turning into a scorched earth. The entire hell began to shake violently, with volcanoes erupting, the ground collapsing, and howling winds.
“Congeal!”
Zhou Chengyi fell to the ground, and the authority of hell that had disappeared appeared in Zhou Chengyi’s hands. Zhou Chengyi swallowed them and waved his hand. The originally chaotic hell began to quickly return to its original state.
Chapter 40: Are Demons Fighting the Chirita? (Old Version)
It is troublesome to rule a world. Although this world is one of the hell worlds, there are countless things waiting for Zhou Chengyi.
In Marvel, unlike the DC world, hell has layers.
In the Marvel Universe, hell is usually represented by individual dimensions, and each dimension has a lord who calls himself the Lord of Hell.
Zhou Chengyi is now one of the Lords of Hell, and other Lords of Hell include Dormammu and others.
By the time Zhou Chengyi had arranged everything, more than three months had passed.
On the top of a building, Bashid and the Spirit of Vengeance stood low-key behind Zhou Chengyi.
Bashid looked at Zhou Chengyi in confusion: “Sir, our people can easily get rid of the bugs on the ground, why don’t you release the Gate of Hell, crush them directly and occupy the human world.”
“Don’t be anxious. Stay calm. We are not targeting them. Humans are of no value to us.”
“Hahahaha! My lord, I can’t bear it anymore!” The Spirit of Vengeance, with blue flames burning all over his body, shook His skeleton wings a few times.
“Hold on. I didn’t let you out to be a madman. You have been cured. Don’t let your crazy side control you.” Zhou Chengyi frowned and looked at the Spirit of Vengeance.
“Yes, my lord!” The Spirit of Vengeance looked greedily at the humans on the earth with his empty eyes. There were too many villains and He felt extremely hungry.
Mephisto was dead, so Zhou Chengyi released the Spirit of Vengeance. The Spirit of Vengeance, which had been tortured for who knows how long, had already gone mad, with only broken bones and confused consciousness left on its body.
So Zhou Chengyi killed Blackheart (the son of Mephisto, please see Ghost Rider 1 for details), and used Blackheart’s body to feed the Spirit of Vengeance, suppressing His crazy consciousness.
However, the Spirit of Vengeance, who had been mad for thousands of years, still wanted to go crazy from time to time, because this had become muscle memory, even though He had no muscles, only bones.
At this moment, a beam of blue light shot straight into the sky from the Stark Building not far away.
High in the sky, a blue vortex slowly opens!
The invasion of the Chitauri Army has officially begun!
Countless Chitauri rushed out in their fighter planes, followed by a gigantic Leviathan.
“Sir, can we start?” Bashid waved the huge sword in his hand.
“Don’t worry, this is just their vanguard. We have to wait for their main force to come out.”
Countless citizens screamed and ran away, screams and explosions rang out one after another.
“My Lord, I don’t understand why we want to subdue such low-level combat power.”
“Bashid, don’t look down on them. Although their individual soldiers are far inferior to yours, many great demons can’t deal with that huge Leviathan beast. They have countless such beasts.”
Bashid was silent, staring fiercely at the Leviathan flying in the air. It was time to prepare for a population revitalization plan in Hell.
The big devil’s family must have at least ten children. Then he can just wave his hand and all the Leviathan monsters will die.
While Bashid was thinking, countless Leviathan monsters and Chitauri fighters rushed out from the space channel.
The Hammer God raised his hammer high and unleashed a barrage of lightning at the enemies rushing out of the space channel.
Other Avengers members also showed their talents.
Watching the Hulk knock over a Leviathan with one punch, Bashir’s jaw almost dropped in surprise.
“If I’m not mistaken, that should be Odin’s son, Thor, the god of thunder. The one wearing a horned helmet should be Odin’s second son, Loki. But what is that green-skinned creature?”
“Bashid, get ready, it’s time to attack!”
“Yes! Sir!”
Zhou Chengyi began to chant the spell slowly, countless strong winds began to gather, the sky and the earth changed color, and the clouds in the sky seemed to be on fire.
A huge portal in the shape of a pentagram appeared in the sky above New York.
Countless demons rushed out from the gate of hell, followed by several huge bone dragons flying out from the portal, with countless skeleton soldiers crawling all over their bodies.
Zhou Chengyi led Bashid and the Spirit of Vengeance to fly over the army of hell, and the demons of hell bowed their heads to show their loyalty to their monarch.
“kill!”
Under Zhou Chengyi’s command, the Spirit of Vengeance turned into blue flames and instantly rushed into the blue portal. Bashid, with blazing flames burning on his body, led the army of hell and rushed into the portal.
What is going on?
The heroes of the Avengers were all confused. Not only them, but even the Chitauri were confused, and all the human beings on Earth were confused.
Are you kidding me? It’s outrageous enough that aliens invaded the earth today, but how come creatures from hell also appeared? Are they going to destroy the earth?
Tony flew carefully in front of Zhou Chengyi and looked at him in surprise: “Zhou?”
“Tony, you didn’t expect that!”
“Take this hammer from me!!!!” The brainless hammer god struck Zhou Chengyi with a hammer.
But Zhou Chengyi seemed to have eyes behind his head, and he grabbed the hammer of the Hammer God with just a raise of his hand.
The Hammer God was shocked and tried to call back Mjolnir, but the hammer did not respond to him, and he became anxious.
Zhou Chengyi grabbed Mjolnir, turned his head to look at the Hammer God, and then looked at Tony: “Your new friend?”
“Emmm. I guess so!” Tony shouted to the Hammer God: “Thor, he is not our enemy.”
“Are you kidding? Didn’t you see that he summoned countless demons from hell? He is our enemy, he is the monarch of hell! As the prince of Asgard, I will never let you disgusting things contaminate Midgard!”
Seeing Hammer God rushing towards Zhou Chengyi, Tony couldn’t help but cover his face.
Just as imagined, the Hammer God was frozen in place and fell straight into the street below.
“Tony, I want you to contact Zhou! Find out his intentions, why he is here? Why he has disappeared for so long!” The voice of the one-eyed boiled egg was transmitted to Tony through Jarvis.
“Okay, let me tell you…” Tony was about to ask One-Eyed Egg something, but ended up hearing something from him.
“No, you can’t do this! That’s Manhattan, there are millions of people there, this is a stupid decision! A nuclear strike is ridiculous!”
“Nick Fury, you’d better know your position! Pass on our orders, fighter jets take off immediately and launch a nuclear strike on Manhattan!” said the Ugly President coldly.
“Fuck! What’s the difference between you and those guys!!!”
“This is the best possible outcome!”
If I heard correctly, the Council is going to launch a nuclear strike on Manhattan. This is a serious matter.
“You heard everything just now! The Council is going to launch a nuclear strike on Manhattan. Get out of there quickly. The fighter planes have already taken off!”
“Fuck! Those bastards!”
Tony cursed and turned on the team communication: “Listen, the government is preparing to launch a nuclear strike here, and the fighter planes are taking off!”
Everyone, including Captain America, was shocked! Nuclear strike, is the Council crazy?
Zhou Chengyi smiled and said, “Tony, don’t be nervous, it’s just a nuclear strike!”
At this time, two fighter planes cut through the sky and fired missiles at Manhattan.
“Are you kidding me! Damn, it’s too late! They released two! I need help!” Tony flew towards the missile.
“Balabala Fairy, that’s not right. Tiga, that’s not right either! Lord! Please give me strength!!!”
Endless light burst out from Zhou Chengyi, and he seemed to have turned into the sun.
Chapter 41: Flying a Missile (Old Version)
“Certainly!!!”
The sound enveloped the entire Manhattan, and everything stopped, even the two missiles were fixed in the air.
Although the space was frozen, everyone could still see that Zhou Chengyi, who had transformed into the sun, dissipated, and an angel appeared in front of everyone.
This scene was also broadcast directly to the world via the Internet.
The whole earth was speechless for a moment. Angel! How is this possible?
The Pope in the Vatican clenched the cross in his hand. How could this be possible? There was no decree from above saying that an angel would descend!
Moreover, this angel is leading a group of creatures from hell. Could this be the Antichrist, the fallen angel – Lucifer?
None of the five people on the board of directors spoke. The one from the East sneered at the other four. People from the East don’t believe in Christ, but why does this angel have an Eastern face?
The other four looked at each other, and finally the Ugly President said slowly: “This must be the Antichrist! Let more fighter planes take off.”
Angels? In the past, theocracy was superior to the emperor, but now is not the time! How many divisions can the Pope have? So what about angels? He is only one person.
The other three nodded calmly. They didn’t want to have to get the Pope’s permission, kneel at his feet and be crowned when they ran for president in the future.
“Agree!” *3. Big Goose, Dumb English, Gaul.
“Abstain.” Dongfang.
The President of the Ugly Country directly ordered the deprivation of One-Eyed Lu Dan’s command authority and issued orders to more fighter jets on the aerospace aircraft carrier.
Dozens of fighter jets took off one after another from the aerospace aircraft carrier, and several military bases near New York began to quickly deploy troops. Even several missile equipment were all locked onto the Manhattan area.
“Are you crazy?! The whole New York will be reduced to ashes! Nearly tens of millions of lives!” Nick Fury shouted.
“How dare you! Who do you think you are? You are just my dog! Believe it or not, I will immediately arrange for you to grow sugarcane!” The president of the Ugly Country scolded Nick Fury mercilessly, and then looked at Hill who was beside Nick Fury: “Hill, you will take over the command temporarily, don’t let me down!”
Hill nodded calmly. Hill was an absolute patriot. She never obeyed Fury’s orders. Later on, she was even appreciated by the Board of Directors and became the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
“Someone, lock him up! He is not allowed to be released until the war is over.” Hill took office and issued her first order.
“All fighters, lock on to the angel! Open fire!”
Dozens of missiles carrying a certain warhead were fired at Zhou Chengyi, but as soon as they entered the Manhattan area, all the missiles stopped in the air.
Hill’s face turned pale. “Base One, Base Two, Base Three, prepare to launch a high-yield warhead. Target: the entire New York! Mr. President, I hope to get your authorization.”
The Ugly President quickly authorized Hill.
“Bases 1, 2, and 3 are ready. Would you like to launch? Requesting authorization code.”
“Mr. President!”
The President of the Ugly Country quickly entered the authorization code.
“Should we launch now?”
“Fire!” Hill said coldly.
Zhou Chengyi sneered as he listened to the conversation between Hill and the Ugly President. An intercontinental missile? Do you really think I’m easy to mess with? Zhou Chengyi lifted the spell instantly.
Everything started moving, and dozens of missiles flew towards Zhou Chengyi.
But a space gate appeared in front of these missiles, and Zhou Chengyi waved his hand and dozens of missiles disappeared.
At this time, Bashid led a group of demons to drag groups of Chirita, Chirita motherships and many Leviathan monsters into the gates of hell.
“Okay, I’ve finished my work, now it’s time to do something else, Tony, you should go.”
Tony looked at Zhou Chengyi seriously: “There must be some misunderstanding here, I……”
“That’s enough, Tony. There is no misunderstanding here. Look, they released a high-yield warhead on me. There is no misunderstanding at all!”
Zhou Chengyi waved his hand, and the blue light column on the Tony Building collapsed instantly. The scepter inlaid with the Mind Gem and the Cosmic Cube fell into Zhou Chengyi’s hands, and the blue portal in the sky closed instantly.
“That…” Tony wanted to say something, but found that Zhou Chengyi had already flown towards a warhead.
Tony hurried to chase after him, but found himself being pulled further and further away.
“Sir, we can’t catch up with Mr. Zhou at all.”
“It’s over, something big is going to happen! Brothers, listen, they released a high-yield warhead and angered Zhou Chengyi. We are in trouble!” Tony landed in front of the Avengers.
“Who is Zhou Chengyi?” Captain America didn’t know Zhou Chengyi. After all, he had only woken up for a year and didn’t know what had happened before.
“A bastard!” from Natasha.
“Someone I don’t want to remember.” From the Hulk.
“Don’t say these words for now, the most important thing is how we can stop him!”
The Hulk held Loki in one hand and scratched his chin, “Hulk can’t.”
Thor held the hammer in his hand awkwardly without saying a word. He had tried just now but failed to get close to the man at all.
“Look! He changed the flight direction of a warhead.” Captain America pointed to the sky.
Under Zhou Chengyi’s command, three high-yield warheads turned around. Zhou Chengyi stood on the warhead in the middle, and the other two warheads seemed to be guarding him. They quickly left New York. The missiles that had disappeared appeared behind the warheads, and they formed a big arrow.
“Have you calculated where he is going?” Hill asked the researcher beside him in panic.
A researcher looked at Hill in panic: “According to calculations, He will arrive in Washington in four minutes!”
“What?” Hill was shocked, and then asked in panic, “Can we intercept it?”
“No, the missile is flying outside the atmosphere. We cannot intercept it. The Terminal High Altitude Area Defense System can do it, but we don’t have authorization. By the time we get authorization, it may have already entered the airspace over Washington.”
It’s over! Hill felt a black screen before his eyes. A few large-yield warheads, plus dozens of missiles carrying warheads, the entire Washington, D.C. would no longer exist.
“Your Excellency, President! It is extremely urgent. He is heading towards Washington with several high-yield warheads and dozens of missiles. He will arrive in two minutes and thirty-seven seconds.”
The ugly president in the video was shocked and jumped up from his seat: “Evacuate, everyone evacuate, we have been hit by a nuclear attack! High alert!”
Countless officials surrounded the president and quickly headed to the underground bunker.
Kuromiya activated the final defense measure. Kuromiya’s hidden anti-missile system instantly rose from the ground. At the Peanutton Air Force Base, dozens of F22s took off one after another. They had only one goal, which was to intercept the nuclear weapons that were about to land.
The leader of the Ugly Country stood in front of the big screen, looking at the images from the satellite, and said in disbelief: “Activate our terminal high-altitude regional defense system with all our strength.”
“It’s too late. They are moving too fast. They have already entered the atmosphere and will reach Washington in less than half a minute.”