One Punch Man: From the Beginning

I’m not bald, but I’m stronger.

Saitama travels to a parallel world. Although he wants to be a hero deep down, he also wants to be a lazy guy for a few days.

Demon? One punch

Angel? One punch

Death? One punch

Super Soldier… or one punch.

If there’s something that can’t be solved with one punch, then… use two punches.

This is the story of a salted fish who still does what he wants in the universe, starting from becoming a god.

One Punch Man: From the Beginning
Chapter 1 I am Saitama
In Tianhe City, the sky is clear and there are white clouds.
On Xiangzhang Street, there is a constant stream of people passing by and the place is bustling with noise.
A young man with black hair and black eyes, wearing a washed-out shirt with an open collar, stood in the crowd. The sunlight fell on his face, which seemed to be carefully carved by an ancient Roman artist. He was so handsome and extraordinary that the female students who passed by blushed and looked at him sideways.
“Where is this?”
Saitama murmured softly, a lot of information flooded through his mind, and he quickly accepted a fact.
Traveled through time… and arrived at the Earth world of the Super Seminary.
The only thing to be thankful for is.
He is not bald, has fragrant black hair and a handsome face, and thanks to the hard training of doing fifty push-ups, one hundred sit-ups and two-kilometer long-distance running every day, he still maintains the power of an invincible punch.
but……
Saitama still pays attention to the supermarket discounts on Saturdays, pays attention to the maintenance and care of the roots of his hair, and becoming a hero of justice is still Saitama’s goal, although… he always wants to take a few days off.
“Go home and sleep. The weather is so nice.”
I looked up at the sky and saw that the white clouds were floating so leisurely, a bit like marshmallows.
Saitama thought so, his profile in the sunlight was as handsome as a prince from an anime, and his eyes with a hint of hesitation instantly made countless passing girls happy.
“So handsome!”
“Looks like a star!”
“Can we take a picture? Handsome guy!”
“Hello, I’m a student at Tianhe University nearby. Can I add you as my friend?”
…
Seven or eight little girls passing by gathered around, their eyes full of stars.
“I’m leaving.”
He didn’t even look at them. It’s not that Saitama didn’t want to look… but he didn’t see them. Now all he wanted to do was go back to sleep or watch TV.
I remember that the drama “Intimate Paradise” was very popular recently, right? It also suits Saitama’s appetite very well, but this is a weekly update, with only two episodes per week, so the days of lack of dramas are really painful.
This posture of walking through a sea of ​​flowers without getting a single leaf on one’s body made the little girls jump with excitement.
I had only walked a few steps and when I crossed a street, the intersection became crowded. It seemed that many people were standing around watching the excitement? And from time to time, there were bursts of exclamations and screams.
“Everyone come and have a look, it only costs ten dollars to participate! Sailor Moon will personally demonstrate her strength comparable to that of a boxing champion! Anyone who can surpass our Sailor Moon will receive a bonus of ten thousand dollars! Participants can also receive Polygonum multiflorum shampoo and laundry detergent as rewards!!”
The hawking sounds caused everyone to cheer.
“Send me shampoo? I heard that… He Shou Wu seems to be able to maintain the roots of hair?”
After a moment of hesitation, Saitama hesitantly squeezed into the crowd.
In the place where the crowd gathered, there were three boxing dynamometers, which were making bang bang bang sounds at this moment. Several big and strong passers-by with red faces were smashing them.
“127KG!”
“89KG!”
“142KG!”
The numbers on the boxing dynamometer kept jumping, but none of them exceeded 150KG.
The middle-aged fat man who was hawking the goods became even more excited. “What a pity! You guys were so close to winning! Do you want to give it another try?”
Several passers-by looked frustrated and their faces turned red. They even forgot to take the 50-cent pack of shampoo and just walked away in shame.
There is no way… As a grown man, I can’t even beat a little girl. Who has the face to continue?
The third dynamometer showed a number: 300KG.
Standing in front of the dynamometer is a fair-skinned girl with her arms folded across her chest, eye-catching short silver hair, big eyes, and an expression… very simple yet with a hint of stubbornness.
“Oh? It’s Rui Mengmeng.”
Saitama murmured softly. After traveling through time, he also obtained all the information about the super god world, so he recognized the beautiful girl in front of him at a glance.
“Um?”
The voice was very small, but Rui Mengmeng still heard it. She looked over with suspicion, and when she saw Saitama, her cheeks suddenly turned slightly red.
So handsome!
This guy…
As a member of the lower-class working class, Rui Mengmeng dropped out of school very early to work because her family was not well off. She worked as a tray carrier in a restaurant, a waiter in a bar, and a flyer distributor on the street… She has done everything. Of course, they were all legal jobs. This is Rui Mengmeng’s principle.
Now… I have joined a group of street performers and am performing on the streets.
“You want to try it?”
She took a step forward, with a hint of fighting spirit in her eyes, and looked straight at Saitama and asked.
“…Uh, no, I just want to ask… Can you give me some shampoo?”
Looking in the direction of the shampoo, Saitama has been very poor recently. To be more precise, the guy who traveled through time is very poor and has no money in his pocket. These discounts, promotions and street activities are just what Saitama likes.
“…”
The fat man who was shouting looked at Saitama with contempt. What kind of person is this? He even wants to ask for a 50-cent pack of shampoo?
“Go, go, go, it’s ten dollars per game, if you don’t want to play, leave quickly.”
“I can give it to you.”
Rui Mengmeng spoke up, leaving the fat man standing there in embarrassment. She looked at Saitama seriously, “If you beat me, I’ll be yours.”
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“You mean… this?”
Scratching his head, Saitama looked at the force gauge next to him.
“Of course, this time I’ll treat you.”
There was a hint of interest in Rui Mengmeng’s beautiful eyes. She was not interested in Saitama’s handsomeness, but… in his pure and melancholy eyes that said “I want to be a salted fish.”
As a typical beauty, she is also aware of the attraction of her body to others, but in the eyes of Saitama… she finds that she is not as important as a pack of shampoo?
This deeply hurt the self-esteem of a beautiful woman.
So, you must get up from where you fell and let this kid taste the feeling of being despised.
“Oh, how do you fight?”
After thinking for a second, he stood in front of a boxing dynamometer that displayed 89KG of force data.
In order to maintain his hair roots, Saitama decided to go up and throw a punch, then took the shampoo and left.
“This guy… looks skinny and weak… I’m afraid he can’t even weigh more than 89 kg!”
“Yeah, for a normal person to be able to punch 80KG is already amazing!”
“Young man, don’t go up there and embarrass yourself. There are so many people watching.”
“Yes! That beauty is a monster. She can punch 300KG with one punch. This is the power of a world-class professional heavyweight boxer!”
“Handsome guy! Come on! We are counting on you!”
“Come on, come on!”
Male audiences directly expressed their disapproval. Rui Mengmeng can punch 300KG, he is definitely a monster. Previously, a coach from the gym wanted to pick up girls with his muscles comparable to Schwarzenegger, but in the end… he was beaten into a fool.
Saitama looks like a slender man with slender fingers and fair complexion… Many people say that he is a pampered young man, and that he is good at boxing? That must be a joke.
Many girls cheered excitedly. After all, in the value system of these people who are obsessed with looks, handsomeness = everything = free sex.
“Use your greatest strength to punch this dynamometer. The bigger the number, the richer the reward. If you can surpass our Miss Rui Mengmeng in the end, you can also win a cash prize of 10,000 yuan! Hehe~~”
The middle-aged man introduced with saliva flying, saying that Rui Mengmeng’s full-strength attack could reach 500KG, wouldn’t that kill the fool?
“Maximum strength?”
Saitama was thinking with a dull expression.
“No way? You’re just scared?”
“You must be scared, young man, you should know when to retreat!”
“Just take a look. This beauty is too strong. It’s normal for her to lose.”
“Come on, handsome guy! If you win, you can treat me to six dollars worth of spicy hot pot tonight!”
“Handsome guy, I’m rooting for you!”
“Um…can I ask you something?”
Coming back to his senses, Saitama shifted his gaze from Rui Mengmeng to the middle-aged fat man. It seemed that here… he was the owner?
“Hmm? Go ahead and tell me.”
The fat man was a little impatient, but in order to get more people involved, he still had to coax this fool.
“If I win, can I exchange all my winnings for that?”
Pointing at the Polygonum multiflorum shampoo in the distance, Saitama said seriously.
As a former bald man, he deeply understands how important it is for a man to take care of the hair roots.
You know, when he is not bald, his facial lines are as sharp as a knife and he is extremely handsome, but when he is bald… Damn… not only do his eyes become dull, but his entire face shape becomes like a boiled egg.
Being bald ruins your life!
I must never repeat this mistake in my life, and I must start taking care of my hair roots every day.
The fat man was speechless, and Rui Mengmeng was also speechless.
“Of course… any money you win is yours, you can buy whatever you want.”
I wiped the sweat from my forehead. It’s such a hot day, and I’m chatting with you here. The fat guy also has thousands of fucking horses galloping through his heart.
“My ultimate strength is 500KG.”
Rui Mengmeng interrupted silently.
“hiss……”
The audience gasped.
“500KG? That punch… wouldn’t it be enough to kill a cow?”
“It’s amazing! How can this little girl with skinny arms and legs have such strength?”
“Too strong, born with supernatural powers!”
“Oppa! Come on, don’t be afraid of this slutty bitch!!”
“500 kg?”
Saitama pointed his finger and looked up at the sky. The fat man was about to explode. Is this guy a thick-skinned person or slow to react? It was so frustrating.
“What’s your highest dynamometer reading?”
He tilted his head and looked at the fat man who was holding his breath.
“ah?”
Confused by Saitama’s question, the fat man said impatiently, “Two thousand KG, even an elephant can’t blow it up! Hurry up!”
“Oh, 2000 kg.”
I was thinking that if I blew up the opponent’s dynamometer, wouldn’t it be a bit troublesome? What if I have to pay for it myself? I don’t have the money now.
After all, I am a hero with justice in my heart.
“Well, I’ll fight then.”
After figuring this out, Saitama raised his hand and prepared to hit the force gauge.
Everyone present was stunned.
Everyone stared at Saitama with wide eyes, as if he were a monster, and the noisy shouting stopped.
The fat guy also has a stupid look on his face.
Rui Mengmeng widened her beautiful eyes in surprise.
This… this boxing posture is a bit too sexy!
“You…you hit like this?”
She was surprised.
Saitama actually… put his hand in front of the force gauge and made a finger-snapping motion, and it was… his little finger?
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Chapter 3 I earned it by my own ability! (New book, please help me) (Old version)
“…Did this guy escape from a mental hospital?”
“Idiot!”
“This guy is coming here to make fun of me! Get him down quickly!”
“Damn, Little Finger… If you’re so awesome, why don’t you go to the moon?”
“So cool! Even the finger-snapping action is so cool!”
“That’s so cool! I’ve already taken a picture!”
“Wow! No matter whether I win or lose, my dear brother must treat me to six dollars of spicy hot pot tonight!”
The silent crowd suddenly erupted, and the fat man’s face turned red with anger. It turned out that this guy came here intentionally to cause trouble?
Bang——
Just as everyone was getting angry, Saitama flicked his little finger.
The values ​​on the dynamometer soared like crazy, as if they had taken some strong medicine.
whoosh whoosh whoosh!
One second!
Ding~~~
The red value stopped at 589KG. The place hit by Saitama’s bullet was directly twisted and deformed, and the cushion could not recover.
“I didn’t quite grasp it, it went a little over the limit.”
Scratching his head apologetically, Saitama withdrew his hand, then looked at the petrified fat man and said seriously, “Um… can I get the bonus now? I want to exchange it for that shampoo, please.”
The whole place was silent.
It’s like someone pressed the pause button.
The shouting male audience members were all bewildered, the excited little girl blushed and her eyes were full of stars, and everyone stared at the value of 589KG, feeling it was so glaring.
It hurts my heart!
Three minutes passed.
Only then did some people come to their senses.
“Oh my god! This guy…is a pervert!”
“monster!”
“Oh my God! Is this an illusion?”
“Brother! You’re so handsome! I want to marry you!!”
“Marry me, Oppa, I’m good at sex and not clingy!”
“Can I take a picture with you? You’re so awesome!!”
The whole scene exploded in an instant, especially the little girls who went crazy. They pounced on Saitama like wolves, howling, with green eyes and drooling mouths, looking like they wanted to eat him.
Rui Mengmeng’s mind was frozen and everything went blank.
A little finger can exert 589KG of force?
If this guy punches down, won’t the whole force gauge be blown up?
I shuddered all over and dared not think about it anymore.
But the sharp-eyed Rui Mengmeng suddenly discovered that a figure was actually taking advantage of the chaos in the crowd to move towards the shampoo?
And…he also took away hundreds of packets of shampoo.
“This bastard!”
Rui Mengmeng gritted her teeth, not caring about the audience or the boss she had just found, and quickly ran through the crowd to catch up.
“Huh… I almost got caught. I’ve seen this kind of street scam many times, but I still made a profit today.”
Saitama breathed a sigh of relief after running two blocks away, protecting the bags of shampoo in his arms, feeling very happy.
Apart from anything else, he, who has watched more than 1,800 TV dramas, definitely knows that the fat man cannot come up with so much money. In that case, what else could he do if not take advantage of the chaos to steal his shampoo and run away?
What’s more, I earned this money through my own ability!
“Hey! Wait for me!”
Suddenly a female voice sounded behind me.
Rui Mengmeng followed up panting, staring at Saitama with her beautiful eyes, looking at this monster again as if she was seeing it for the first time.
“Do you really want these things?”
She looked at Saitama with contempt.
“Why not? I earned it with my own ability. Are you planning to take it back?”
Saitama looked at Rui Mengmeng warily and hugged the bag of shampoo tightly.
“It’s expired, and it’s a knockoff. Five bags for ten cents. Available in the wholesale market.”
Rui Mengmeng was too lazy to explain.
Saitama is confused.
I rolled up my sleeves and said, “I’m going to… I’m going to beat that fat guy to death for you to see! Damn it!”
“Where… where are you going?”
Calling Saitama, Rui said cutely.
“Hit someone.”
Saitama took crab steps, and I was very angry, but luckily it was useless. If I lost my hair, it would be absolutely unforgivable!
“It’s against the law to hit someone. The city management officers just came over and took the fat guy away.”
“……oh.”
Saitama stopped, turned around, his expression changed instantly, returning to his expressionless state, and walked back.
“Where are you going?”
Rui Mengmeng hurriedly followed.
“go home.”
As far as I can remember, my home should be at No. 199 Xiangzhang Street, Tianhe City, a single apartment. It’s almost five o’clock now, so it’s time to go home.
After walking for a distance, Saitama suddenly stopped and looked at the follower behind him with suspicion.
“You’re following me?”
“No, my home is here too.”
Rui Mengmeng’s pretty face turned red, but she said it with a stiff face.
“oh.”
Arriving at the door of his house, Saitama took out the key and prepared to open the door, then turned around and said, “I’m here.”
“Yeah, I know, my home is here too.”
Rui Mengmeng said this without blushing.
As for the fact that this single apartment has one household per floor…she just pretended not to see it.
Open the door.
Rui Mengmeng behind him rushed into the house faster than Saitama.
“Wow! I didn’t realize you were so rich. What a great house.”
Rui Mengmeng threw herself directly on the sofa and almost melted with happiness.
Saitama: “…”
“It seems… this is my home?”
He said a little uncertainly.
“Of course! Teacher, are you hungry? Mengmeng will make dinner for you, hehe~~~”
Before Saitama could react, Rui Mengmeng had already thrown her shoes on the ground, revealing her beautiful legs in white tights, and put on Saitama’s slippers and ran straight to the kitchen.
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Chapter 4 Living with Rui Mengmeng (New Book Asking for Everything) (Old Version)
Regarding the fact that a beautiful girl was suddenly forced to live in his house… Saitama expressed indifference.
Because his favorite show “Intimate Paradise” has already started airing, he finally waited until Wednesday and just caught the premiere. In order to watch this TV, Saitama even spent 20 yuan to get a VIP subscription.
Wearing ordinary home clothes, which are similar to light-colored vertical striped pajamas, Saitama was lying on the tatami, supporting his head with one hand, scratching his other foot from time to time, and watching TV happily.
The smell of food came from the kitchen.
Rui Mengmeng, wearing white tights, a black miniskirt that reveals her beautiful thighs, with short silver hair and delicate ears, is cooking seriously, humming a little tune, looking extremely proud.
My plan went unexpectedly smoothly!
After nearly 600 kg of power came out from Saitama’s little finger, she had already decided to follow this guy and become his disciple!
After all, I want to become the Super God King!
“It’s time to eat! Teacher! There’s not much food left in the fridge. I made fried tomato and egg noodles, but it won’t taste good if it gets cold.”
Putting the food on the table, Rui Mengmeng cheered.
“Oh, this is my house, when are you leaving?”
Saitama didn’t take his eyes off the TV, picked his nose and said nonchalantly.
“I’m not leaving. I’ll be your student from now on and take care of your daily life. In exchange… you tell me how to become stronger!”
Rui Mengmeng said this very seriously, 100% serious, absolutely serious.
“No.”
Too lazy to pay attention to the beautiful girl, Saitama continued to immerse himself in the plot.
“Teacher… I can be a baby, and I can also help you with laundry, cooking, and even washing your underwear.” Rui Mengmeng’s voice is so cute, with a hint of girlish coquettishness and charm.
“I have a washing machine.”
“Teacher… Mengmeng can help you warm the bed, fold the quilt, serve you tea and water, and… she doesn’t even ask for wages, so she’s easy to support.”
“I have no money.”
Silence. Rui Mengmeng’s expression was a little crazy. With her excellent looks, she had many suitors, but the guy in front of her… although he was a little handsome, wouldn’t your conscience hurt if a beautiful girl chased you?
“Teacher… Mengmeng can go out and earn money to support you, as long as you take me in.”
There was begging in the voice, and even a hint of panting.
“It’s something you can consider.”
“Teacher, I also know how to give you massages. I can help you maintain your scalp, promote hair growth, and relieve physical fatigue. If you just take me in…”
“I agree!”
Before Rui Mengmeng finished her words, Saitama had already happily climbed up from the tatami and sat down at the dining table.
“Tomato fried egg noodles, looks good.”
After saying that, he started to eat by himself.
Rui Mengmeng was filled with black lines on her forehead. This… this teacher has absolutely no intention of respecting the elderly and loving the young, or being considerate to beautiful girls?
However, the sudden victory still made her feel good, and from Saitama’s words she seemed to understand that this perverted, strong, handsome guy in front of her was super concerned about his hair!
It seems that I will have to please him more when it comes to his hair in the future. It will be of great benefit to me if he can teach me a few tricks then!
“Would you like to eat this?”
Suddenly Saitama spoke.
Being asked this suddenly, Rui Mengmeng was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said, “You can eat it if you like.”
“Oh, you’re welcome. I love noodles so much!”
After tapping his chopsticks, Saitama’s eyes lit up as he brought over Rui Mengmeng’s tomato noodles and placed them on his empty plate.
Looking at Saitama’s eating habits, Rui Mengmeng’s mouth twitched.
He finished his own meal in less than a minute, and ate her portion without any gentlemanly manners. This guy… does he have muscles in his head?
“call……”
“It’s so satisfying. Your noodles are better than mine.”
Recalling the taste of the noodles, Saitama’s face was filled with happiness, while Rui Mengmeng’s face was filled with sadness.
She even doubted whether she had made the wrong decision.
“Didn’t you eat?”
Saitama suddenly asked.
Rui Mengmeng almost cried. Oh my God, this guy… finally knew how to care about me. After all, they were a single man and a single woman in the same room. After all, I was a great beauty. After all, I was weak. This heartless guy finally knew how to be considerate of me.
“It doesn’t matter…”
However, as a normal human reaction, Rui Mengmeng had to be polite.
“Then I’m going to watch TV.”
Saitama stood up and returned to the tatami again. He continued to watch TV with his head supported in his lazy posture, and he did not forget to say something at the end.
“By the way, could you please wash the dishes? They’ll smell if they’re left overnight.”
Rui Mengmeng was speechless as she looked at the salted fish… She had an urge to rush over and cut Saitama into pieces, but for her bright future and her dream of becoming a super god king, she endured it.
Chapter 5: You can’t go to bed without taking a shower! (Old version)
After some trouble, Rui Mengmeng finally made a bowl of clear soup noodles with a pitifully small amount of noodles.
This guy’s refrigerator looks like it’s been robbed. There’s nothing in it. I really don’t know what he eats.
I finished the clear soup noodles while crying.
“This TV show is ridiculous. The woman was hit by a car and lost her memory. The man she married was actually her sister. She then wanted to seize the man’s property. It was actually a love triangle between two women and a man. The ending was also ridiculous…”
After taking a look at the TV that was playing, Rui Mengmeng hugged her legs and sat next to Saitama.
However, after she said this, she suddenly felt that the look next to her seemed a little strange.
“I’m not wrong.”
Rui Mengmeng also glared at Saitama. This lazy guy actually asked her to cook and wash dishes today, and now he is glaring at her? Does he have a reason?
After saying that, he picked up the remote control and changed the channel.
“I want to watch anime.”
Crash——
The TV screen changed and directly switched to a certain anime.
“Watch Makeout Heaven.”
Saitama picked up the remote and pressed it directly.
The scene returns to the hospital again, where the hero and heroine are separated by death, and Saitama’s eyes turn red.
“cartoon!”
Rui Mengmeng didn’t give in and changed the channel directly.
“Makeout heaven!”
Saitama changes again.
“Heaven!”
“move……”
The TV screen changed rapidly as the two people tortured them, and the remote control was passed back and forth in their hands.
“Heaven!!”
A Saitama with a hostile look grabbed the remote control.
Click——
Rui Mengmeng was stunned.
Because both of them were extremely powerful, their hand speeds were definitely over 20 years, causing the TV to switch screens repeatedly and the entire screen went black.
The two were silent.
No more TV to watch.
Looking at the huge TV in front of him that is as tall as a person, this is the place where Saitama is most satisfied with his identity as a time traveler. It is like a home theater. It is so comfortable to lie down and watch TV.
But now… there’s nothing to watch.
“S-Sorry, teacher.”
After reacting, Rui Mengmeng knelt on the ground nervously. She was wearing a tight short shirt and skirt and white tights. She had perfect curves and her posture was very well-behaved.
Saitama, what else can I say? What else can I say? What else can I say?
His eyes were full of resentment. He had waited a week for the TV to be available, but now it was gone. He was considering whether to kick this beautiful girl out… After all, this was a bachelor apartment!
“Or… you can hit me. I was wrong. I will go to fix the TV tomorrow!”
Rui Mengmeng said sincerely with an apology.
But… such a big TV must be very expensive, right? I’m afraid I can’t afford it. What I’m most worried about is… will this guy chase me away? Why did I commit suicide just now?
Rui Mengmeng is regretting her decision so much now. At worst, she can just stay here with him, a single man and a single woman in the same room, watching some kind of intimate paradise… The picture seems beautiful just thinking about it.
“sleep.”
The salted fish turned over, and the big words appeared, Saitama said directly.
“Well?!”
This…is this the end?
Rui Mengmeng widened her eyes in shock. She thought this guy would beat her up, but she didn’t expect that he didn’t bother her.
But… why did he sleep? Then where should I sleep?
“Um… By the way, how about we chat? My name is Rui Mengmeng, what’s your name? Teacher.”
After talking about something else, Rui Mengmeng felt that it seemed necessary to add the relationship between the following two people.
“I’m not your teacher, Saitama.”
Xianyu was staring at the ceiling in a daze, trying to imagine how the plot would develop in his mind.
It’s really touching TV.
Realizing that the useless guy in front of her didn’t even have the intention of talking directly to her, a beautiful girl, Rui Mengmeng felt a little sullen, but being discouraged was not her characteristic.
“Teacher Saitama, um…um…where should I sleep tonight? You see, I’m afraid of the cold tonight, and the sofa outside is too hard.”
Looking at the room in front of her, Rui Mengmeng tried her best to hint that there was a sofa in the living room, a kitchen, a bathroom, and then… a bedroom.
Otherwise, why is it called a bachelor apartment?
“Oh, then you can sleep on the floor outside.” Saitama said.
Rui Mengmeng felt like she couldn’t communicate. This guy’s brain isn’t made of muscles, it’s definitely made of feces!
“Well…how about Mr. Saitama, I think the sofa outside is just right for you. After all, I’m a girl…”
Rui Mengmeng reminded again.
“I like tatami.” Saitama said with certainty. After thinking for a while, he looked at Rui Mengmeng who seemed a little pitiful next to him, “I can give you a small half. You look very thin, so one third should be enough.”
After saying that, he moved out one-third of the way as standard, with his back facing her.
This… How much do you despise me! What’s more, I’m a beautiful woman!
Rui Mengmeng, what you said makes a lot of sense, and I am unable to refute it?
“You should take a shower and brush your teeth before going to bed. This is good for your body. You can’t go to bed without taking a shower and brushing your teeth.”
Rui Mengmeng, who was about to lie down pitifully, was stopped and the other party had a look of disgust on his face.
“Teacher…you are right.”
Biting her lips tightly, Rui Mengmeng felt hurt. She went to wash and brush her teeth depressedly, and then started her first night with Teacher Saitama.
Chapter 6 Taotie Patrol (Old Version)
Woke up early the next morning.
Birds were singing happily in the treetops outside, clouds were floating, and sunlight was falling through the window onto the tatami.
What a YD… beautiful day!
After opening his eyes, Saitama suddenly felt something was wrong.
Two arms were wrapped around his arms, and a pair of beautiful round legs were resting on him. He could clearly feel someone fouling him with the ball behind him!
Turning around with difficulty, looking at Rui Mengmeng who was drooling and still muttering that she was hungry, Saitama got up carefully.
Then… I used a screwdriver to dismantle the TV. It was a huge TV that was as tall as a person, but it was broken?
I feel like half of my life is missing!
After counting my current assets, I still have about 500+, but this world seems to… there is no Hero Association, so there is no salary… It’s really a headache!
Forget it, don’t think about it. The most important thing right now is to fix the TV and continue watching TV series. This is life!
He washed his face and brushed his teeth, then ate some toast from the refrigerator. It tasted a bit like chewing cardboard and was unpalatable, but it was enough for Saitama.
Then, he carried the TV downstairs.
I have the impression that there seems to be an electrical appliance repair shop on the next street. I will take it there to have a look, deliver it and then come back to take a nap and think about what to do next.
So, Saitama, wearing home clothes and slippers, walked on the street carrying a super-large TV that was as tall as a person.
“Look! This guy… is a pervert!”
“Can you carry such a big TV? Damn, you’re a monster!”
“Ding ding ding!! Don’t block the road! Get out of the way!”
“Awesome! So handsome! I like this kind of handsome guy!”
“Little brother, little brother, can I add your prestige?”
Saitama, carrying a TV across the street, caused quite a stir. Passers-by gathered around to watch, and many little girls took photos and posted them on their Moments.
It’s so handsome!
Melancholy eyes, lazy home clothes, calm and indifferent expression, handsome face, powerful strength enough to make everyone laugh, he is definitely a killer of young girls and young women!
Of course, Saitama himself didn’t notice any of this. The only thing on his mind was how to fix the TV and put an end to his lack of dramas.
The owner of the repair shop was also shocked by the huge TV and hurried over to help carefully.
“Please take a look at what’s wrong. I only have 500 yuan. You can fix it. The other 300 yuan is for living expenses, and the other 100 yuan is for water and electricity. Thank you for your help, boss.”
Saitama said this very seriously, and the repair shop owner was frightened.
If he hadn’t seen this guy carrying this huge TV by himself, he would have definitely said, “Get lost! Go play somewhere else!”
But now, he was really worried that the other party would demolish his shop if they disagreed with him.
“No problem, no problem. Let me take a look first.”
The repair shop owner served the old man carefully.
finally.
After disassembling the entire TV and checking it.
“The infrared receiver is broken and needs to be replaced. It’s a minor problem. Eh? I just ran out of parts. I’m afraid you’ll have to wait a few days. The next batch will take half a month. How about leaving it with me first?”
The problem was confirmed, but the missing parts made the boss a little nervous, fearing that this guy would cause trouble.
“Half a month?”
I looked at the boss with some dissatisfaction, saying that Intimate Paradise had already updated four episodes in just half a month, how was that possible!
Just at this moment.
Suddenly, a sharp sonic boom was heard in the sky.
There was a loud bang, as if something had fallen to the ground, bricks and stones had shattered, and passers-by screamed and fled in panic.
Saitama looked in that direction.
It seems like a big thing like a crocodile fell? He was rubbing the hurt part of his body while cursing and looking silly.
In the distance, there were several strangely shaped aircraft flying rapidly towards them.
“Aliens?! Ah! Run!”
“Run! Help!”
“Don’t kill me!”
People were shouting in panic, and red light was emitting from the ground from the aircraft, bombing buildings and pedestrians at random, but it seemed that their target was the crocodile?
Saitama’s eyes narrowed, and he immediately looked at the boss and said seriously, “That thing… seems to have… the infrared receiver you mentioned?”
Saitama made a judgment that the red light was an infrared receiver.
The repair shop owner nodded subconsciously with a blank expression.
“Oh, wait a moment. Please help me fix it today.”
After saying this, Saitama ran directly towards the aircraft.
At the beginning, the speed was like that of a normal person, after running two steps.
Whoosh——
It completely turned into an afterimage, and the wind and waves that were unintentionally brought up plowed a gully on the ground.
In the sky.
“Target found, the beast civilization crocodile Sodon!”
“Prepare for target arrest! Requires live body!”
“Arrest begins! Claws fired!”
During the aircraft communication, the three Taotie warriors quickly made a judgment.
And suddenly, a steel claw shot out from the aircraft and grabbed towards Thordon.
only……
The steel claws that shot out were by chance blocked by a figure wearing a blue and white striped home suit, and… he grabbed the other person very neatly and then quickly pulled him over.
Chapter 7 Give Me an Infrared Receiver (New Book Asking for Everything) (Old Edition)
“Give me an infrared receiver.”
Saitama, who was pinned by metal claws, spoke to the three Taotie warriors as if he was talking to his neighbors.
Taotie Warrior, “…”
Everyone was a little confused. This guy… bumped into me by himself?
“Give me an infrared receiver, or… buy one. I have… three coins.”
He wanted to take the coin out of his pocket, but Saitama found that he was fixed by steel claws, so he just stayed there.
“Hahaha~~Isn’t this a fool?”
“Unlucky bastard, they actually sent it here!”
“We didn’t detect anything. He’s just an ordinary low-level civilized Earthling. Just kill him.”
On the ground.
Thordon, who was dizzy from the fall, rubbed his head. To be more precise, he was dizzy from hunger. He hadn’t had a good meal for hundreds of years. Now he walked as if he was walking on cotton, and he saw double when he saw people.
“When I’m full, I’m going to eat all of you buns one by one!!”
Looking at the Taotie warrior in the air with an extremely unhappy look, Thorton hummed, and then he was about to run away.
“Don’t worry about this guy, hurry over there, Thordon is going to run away!!”
A Taotie warrior reacted and no longer cared about Saitama. He started the manned aircraft and was about to leave. The other two hurriedly followed.
The main purpose this time is to arrest the beast-type super warrior Sodon of the Shenhe civilization. This guy is a third-generation super warrior!
but.
Next second.
The three Taotie warriors were stunned.
They found that Thornton was running farther and farther away, and in the blink of an eye… he had already run around the corner of the street and disappeared from their sight.
And the problem is, Thorton hadn’t eaten…he ran like a 500-pound fat man, very slowly.
But they who were driving the aircraft…didn’t keep up, and even smelled a burning smell.
“Not moving? The aircraft?”
The Taotie warrior looked at the aircraft parked in confusion. Even though the horsepower had been increased to maximum, the engine emitted a piercing roar, and the blast of air was venting in all directions.
However.
Still standing there.
The three of them turned around woodenly and were dumbfounded after seeing the scene next.
Saitama stood there, his face expressionless, staring at the clouds in the sky in a daze.
It looks like cotton candy, I really want to eat it.
The steel claws fixed him, and according to the Taotie warrior’s expectations, Saitama should be pulled up and fly like a kite, but… the soles of his feet seemed to have taken root and could not be moved at all!
Damn it!
The expressions of the three Taotie warriors were astonished. This was just an ordinary flying vehicle, but its horsepower was definitely comparable to that of a heavy truck. However… the engines of the three heavy trucks were almost burning, but they couldn’t pull the other vehicle?
Seeing the three guys finally aware of his presence, Saitama muttered as he fixed his gaze on them.
My scalp feels a bit tingly.
“Shoot! Kill this guy! Thornton is still within the lock range!”
A decision was made immediately.
Red energy waves quickly gathered at the bottom of the aircraft.
whoosh!
Three dazzling red lights hit Saitama’s position accurately, a violent explosion sounded, and the hot air waves frightened the passers-by around, causing them to scream and avoid.
Even the alloy steel claws were melted by the laser.
The smoke and dust slowly dissipated.
Revealing the place where Saitama had just stood.
Instead, there was a burnt hole that was more than two meters wide and one meter deep.
It looks like this guy…is dead and there’s no body left.
“Chase!”
“Don’t let Thordon go!”
“Walk!”
The three Taotie warriors smiled grimly, quickly set the target, and adjusted the direction of the aircraft.
boom–
The aircraft burst out a blazing wave of air, like a motorboat speeding across the sea, but faster, rushing forward.
This extremely familiar… and extremely calm voice sounded again.
The extremely fast aircraft suddenly came to an emergency stop, but it was not because they braked.
But… there’s a guy standing in front of us.
It was unknown when Saitama actually stood on the roof of a nearby building, and with one hand, he forcibly grabbed the aircraft.
“……hiss……”
Take a breath of cold air.
The Taotie warrior’s eyes almost popped out.
This Nima…
Is it a human?
Didn’t this guy just die? Why did he suddenly appear here?
Looking at Saitama’s appearance, his home clothes were not damaged except for a little dust? What the hell! What the hell!
However, the pedestrians below could not see Saitama on the roof from their angle.
I’m just very curious why…the aircraft seems to have stopped?
“Should it be this?”
Saitama looked curiously at the red laser emitter at the bottom of the aircraft, and then…
Click!
Twist it off directly.
The Taotie warrior’s face turned green on the spot. This was Taotie alloy, strong enough to withstand ordinary armor-piercing bullets from Earth, but… it twisted and broke like a pretzel in this guy’s hand?
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Chapter 8 A One-Dollar Transaction (New Book Seeking Everything) (Old Edition)
“It seems broken?”
Looking at the laser launcher in his hand that had shattered into pieces, Saitama was a little dazed.
Did I use a little too much strength just now?
He casually threw the aircraft on the roof, and then dragged another aircraft over. The Taotie warriors on it were so scared that they rolled down like a gourd on the spot.
Crack, crack, crack—bang!
This time, the entire laser launcher and the bottom of the aircraft were pulled out, and the half-person-high armor was shattered like a biscuit.
This scene scared the three Taotie warriors so much that their faces turned green on the spot.
“It seems… this is it?”
I looked at the infrared receiver in my hand with some doubt. It seemed a bit big. How could I install it on the TV?
Saitama looked at the sky and fell into deep thought again.
The three Taotie warriors present were unable to move as if they were petrified. As for chasing Sodon?
Damn Thornton, the guy in front of me is definitely a monster.
Although they were wearing the standard armor of the Taotie civilization, which could fully withstand ordinary bullet attacks and even sniper rifle attacks, but… when facing the monster in front of them, they did not think that their armor was better than the aircraft armor defense.
The three Taotie warriors were like stripped chickens left in the cold winter, shivering violently.
“Master, do you want an infrared receiver?”
A brave Taotie warrior asked with a pale face and trembling.
“Well, the TV is broken.” Saitama said seriously.
The Taotie warrior was too tired to complain. The TV was broken… What does it have to do with our aircraft?
He was roaring inside, but his face looked extremely attentive, he almost called him grandpa.
“Master, if it is an infrared receiver… then, there is one in the damaged aircraft’s pilot’s instrument. As long as…”
Before Taotie could finish his words, Saitama took a look at the two broken aircraft lying on the ground, picked them up one in each hand, and jumped off the roof in full view of everyone.
With a dull thud, two large holes were smashed into the ground, but Saitama was now concerned about repairing the TV.
So.
Under the gazes of countless people shivering in the corners, he dragged two aircraft that looked like small cars to the door of the repair shop.
As for the three guys in the air?
With a bitter face and sweat all over their foreheads, they looked as if they had just been rescued from hell. The three of them squeezed into a flying vehicle, which was shaky and they quickly flew away.
“They said there’s an infrared receiver in this autopilot. Can you help me fix the TV?”
The repair shop owner was almost scared to death.
Damn it, I should give a thumbs up to the choice I just made!
The guy in front of me is definitely a monster. He can actually… drag two such terrifying aircraft. Fortunately, I didn’t offend him before, otherwise the repair shop would definitely be demolished.
But a minute later, the boss almost knelt down and thanked all his ancestors in his heart.
“…Ke, ke ke ke, this thing… I, I may not be able to take it apart, it’s a little deformed.”
Looking at the twisted and deformed aircraft in front of him, the repair shop owner almost used up all his strength, but that was the metal of the Taotie civilization… the hardness was definitely not something he could open.
“Oh, tell me what an infrared receiver is? I’ll take it apart.”
Saitama was stunned for a moment, scratched his head, and then looked at the repair shop owner who was almost crying.
Hiss——
The entire aircraft was torn in half like a rag doll.
The owner of the repair shop felt terrible. He felt a chill running directly from the top of his head into the soles of his feet, and his whole body was cold and he had a headache.
This pervert!
Tearing the Japanese apart with bare hands…that’s definitely not a problem, right?
Due to poor control of the force… the first aircraft was torn too badly, causing the infrared receiver inside to break down. There was no choice but Saitama to slowly tear the next one apart.
then.
The repair shop owner spent the longest fifteen minutes of his life, watching steel being torn apart with his own hands. He will never forget the feeling and pain.
After an hour of waiting, Saitama was almost on the verge of exploding.
The repair shop owner was sweating all over and his hands were shaking. The small parts replacement that usually took only five minutes was finally completed!
Try to turn it on!
I prayed for all my ancestors again in my heart.
Sizzle——
Perfect!
The TV turns on without any problems!
The repair shop owner finally breathed a sigh of relief and secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead.
“Thank you very much, my TV is working again.”
A smile finally appeared on Saitama’s face. He picked up the TV again and turned to leave.
Suddenly stopped.
“Oh, I forgot to pay. How much, boss?”
Seeing Saitama leaving, the repair shop owner’s face was full of joy, but when the other party stopped and asked him how much, he almost had a heart attack.
“No money, no money!”
He waved his hands repeatedly, his face pale.
Are you kidding me? This is a pervert who tore a flying machine apart with his bare hands, and he dared to charge money? I’m afraid he has eyes on his ass.
“No, I should pay.” Saitama said seriously.
Frightened by Saitama’s serious look, the repair shop owner nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
In the end, with Saitama’s serious request and the boss’s strong resistance, the two reached a deal for one dollar.
“Go home and watch TV!”
Finally, he could feel happy. Carrying the TV, Saitama walked like a crab and disappeared into the grateful eyes of the repair shop owner.
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Chapter 9: The Great Canyon is ready to move (New book, please help) (Old version)
“Teacher, did you take the TV out for repair? I made breakfast for you. The clothes have been washed and hung on the balcony. Also, I bought some fruits downstairs and put them in the refrigerator. I don’t know if you like pineapples and oranges. If it’s too much trouble, I’ll buy bananas next time.”
After returning home and putting down the TV, Saitama, whose stomach was rumbling, saw breakfast covered in a bowl on the table.
It’s steaming hot tomato and egg noodles, and it’s a serving for two!
And there is Rui Mengmeng’s beautiful handwriting next to it.
There were washed clothes on the balcony, there were noodles, tomatoes and some fruits in the refrigerator, the living room seemed to have been cleaned, and in the bedroom… the quilt was neatly folded.
“It seems…having an apprentice…is not bad?”
Saitama was thinking while happily eating tomato and egg noodles.
During his daily lazy life.
The other side.
The Grand Canyon, Earth’s Defense Command Center.
It was indeed surprisingly quiet at this moment, with only the dense sound of keyboard tapping and the constantly changing images projected on the big screen.
“General, at 9:35 this morning, Tianhe City suffered the first wave of alien invasion. The wormhole in the sky is becoming increasingly unstable. Here are the relevant satellite images.”
Lian Feng, who has beautiful golden hair and a curvy figure highlighted by a female military uniform, spoke.
Her slender fingers tapped quickly on the virtual keyboard, and the pictures switched frame by frame.
Standing in front of the big screen at the main control desk was a burly, stern-faced middle-aged man, Admiral Dukao!
At this moment, his hawk-like eyes were fixed on the screen.
“The other party’s intention is most likely the fallen crocodile man. According to relevant data analysis, this crocodile is likely to be a super soldier similar to our God-making Project, and those invaders obviously have a technological level that exceeds our Earth civilization.”
Defense officer Lianfeng analyzed them one by one.
“Well, stop.”
Dukao frowned, his eyes fixed on Saitama who suddenly appeared in the picture.
After seeing Saitama pulling the aircraft and then tearing it apart with his bare hands, Dukao, Lianfeng, and the entire defense center staff had very interesting expressions.
“What a powerful force! And he seems to be extremely fast too! Check his information!”
The voice became extremely solemn, Dukao’s eyes shone brightly, and he subconsciously clenched his fists.
Although he has been on Earth for some time, and with his own energy he built the Giant Canyon and the Super Seminary. After all, he brought with him the technological civilization of No Star, even if it was only a partial one. In the pre-nuclear civilization of Earth, he was naturally treated as a guest of honor by China and had an extraordinary status.
Target: Saitama? ?
Age: Around 25
Height: 175cm
Weight: about 70KG
Residence: Tianhe City, Xiangzhang Street? Unknown
Muscle strength: Preliminary estimate: 875 times that of humans
Nerve reaction speed: Preliminary estimate: 127 times faster than humans
Physical hardness: Data missing, unable to analyze
Hobbies: Have a special liking for TV?
Personality: May be lazy, not pay attention to personal appearance, and seems to have no special interest in beauty
A series of information was quickly listed in front of Dukao. He was shocked by it.
“875 times the muscle strength? 127 times the nerve reaction speed?”
Dukao said a little uncertainly.
You should know that his deification project has achieved considerable breakthroughs. The Super God Academy has also collected some first-generation super soldiers, and even second-generation super soldiers, who carry super genes in their bodies. It is not unreasonable to call them supermen when facing ordinary people.
But……
Compared with Saitama’s data in front of him, it’s like… the difference between a tractor and a Boeing passenger plane.
“From his physique, he doesn’t have the muscle requirements to have this kind of strength, and judging from his words and actions, he doesn’t seem to be a man with strong willpower. It’s hard to imagine!”
Talking to himself, Dukao expressed his confusion about the result.
“The wrecked aircraft has been recovered by our personnel. According to the recovery report, the strength of the opponent’s alloy is more than three times that of our current military alloy on Earth. Tearing it apart with bare hands requires not only great strength, but also sufficient muscle hardness. We did not find any injuries to Saitama.”
“So, General, he is very likely… an existence that surpasses all of our current super soldiers.”
Lian Feng, who was usually calm, couldn’t help her inner excitement. Her voice trembled slightly and her beautiful eyes sparkled with excitement.
“General, we now have two choices.” She took a deep breath and calmed her inner excitement.
“Hmm? Go ahead!”
Dukao said in a deep voice, obviously understanding the importance of Saitama now.
“First, arrest Saitama and slice him up for research. But we may encounter resistance from him. With his performance today, unfortunately… except for Mr. Ryze or Miss, I’m afraid no one of us can take this guy down.”
“And this is based on the premise that the opponent’s strength remains at the current level.”
“I want to hear the second one.”
After a pause, Dukao said directly.
“Second, show your kindness to Saitama, establish a good relationship with him, and try to gain his powerful methods through communication. This is what I think is the most ideal option at the moment.”
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Chapter 10 I earn my living by my own ability! (New book, please help me) (Old version)
After watching TV, it was almost noon.
For a salted fish, noon is the perfect time for sunshine. Lying on the balcony to bask in the sun, the breeze is gentle and the sunshine is slightly intoxicating.
This feels so good.
“Gurgle gurgle…”
My stomach is growling.
Saitama finally got up, looked at the refrigerator and the kitchen, and after three minutes of thinking, he decided to go out for lunch.
Because I saved money by repairing the TV, I originally thought it would cost forty or fifty dollars, but the boss said I was so handsome, which shocked him, so I only paid one dollar, leaving me enough money for a bowl of ramen. Of course I had to be extravagant for once!
He went downstairs wearing a simple white T-shirt, shorts, and Wolf-shaped slippers.
This can’t be blamed on Saitama, he just traveled through time and inherited this guy’s legacy from his previous life.
Ajisen Ramen.
This is my favorite ramen restaurant in Saitama, but the price is a bit expensive, 45 yuan a bowl, it contains braised eggs, beef, kelp shreds, etc., especially the soup made from pork bones, which tastes delicious.
“Please enjoy the ramen you ordered.”
A bowl of steaming ramen was brought over. Saitama’s eyes lit up and his mouth subconsciously drooled.
Instead, a few little girls who were eating noodles nearby let out bursts of excited exclamations, and secretly looked at Saitama with stars in their eyes, with infatuation written all over their faces.
Saitama is indeed handsome. At least Saitama with his fragrant black hair is enough to charm thousands of girls. In addition, he is wearing a loose T-shirt and casual big shorts, giving people the feeling of a sunny and lazy handsome guy. The girls around him kept taking secret photos of him. They blushed and whispered with their girlfriends, and even forgot to eat noodles.
“Slurp, slurp~~~”
Enjoying the ramen happily, Saitama closed his eyes happily, savoring the taste of the ramen in his mouth.
This is life!
Life is perfect with ramen!
I am so happy that I am about to cry. Although as a hero I should always think about justice for everyone, but sometimes I also want to relax a little…
“Hey! Boss! Why hasn’t my ramen arrived yet? I want ten bowls!”
Suddenly a rough shout was heard, interrupting Saitama’s reverie of a better life.
Looking in the direction of the sound, the diners around all exclaimed in surprise, and the little girls’ pretty faces turned pale and they quickly stepped back.
A crocodile with a ferocious face, sticking out its tongue and drooling was staring straight at Saitama.
“It looks delicious, can I have a taste?”
Thornton drooled.
Originally, he was planning to eat two buns (humans) to satisfy his craving, but after running hundreds of streets out of breath (he got lost and found his way back), he finally praised himself for being smart and escaped the pursuit of the Taotie.
Passing by this ramen restaurant, he was attracted by its taste. After entering and seeing Saitama’s enjoying expression, Soton made up his mind that he must eat ten bowls!
“Oh? I’ve eaten it.”
Saitama’s chopsticks stopped in mid-air, and he looked at the crocodile in a daze, as if it looked familiar.
“I want it!”
Sodon simply waved his hand, snatched Saitama’s ramen, and threw it into his own mouth in full view of everyone.
That’s right, throw it in.
“Crack, crack, crack~~~”
There was a teeth-grinding sound of the porcelain bowl breaking, and he swallowed the bowl and the noodles together.
Gurgle~~~
These guests all felt a little creepy. Not only did a monster come, but it also ate a bowl in front of them… Why did they always feel like this crocodile wanted to eat people?
“Pfft! It’s a bit chewy! The taste… is okay!”
After spitting out some porcelain pieces, Thordon smacked his lips and slammed the table, “Boss! I want ten bowls! Hurry up!!”
As for stealing Saitama’s ramen?
Sorry, I didn’t see it, so I’m just a weakling!
“The total is 45 yuan per bowl. I ate one-third of it, and there are two-thirds left. I didn’t eat the braised egg, but I ate one piece of beef and three pieces of kelp. I should pay 10 yuan, and the remaining 35 yuan should be paid by you. With this bowl, it may cost a little more, so pay.”
Saitama stretched out his hand towards Sodon to ask for money, and looked at him seriously.
The panic that was originally caused by Thornton suddenly quieted down. Several little girls hugged each other nervously and looked at Saitama with worry.
Sodon, who was in a state of rage, was stunned for a moment, looked at Saitama, pointed at his nose and said: “You want money from me?”
“Well, this is what you should pay.”
“After all these years, you’re the first one who dares to ask me to pay! I’ve eaten so much, but I’ve never paid! Do you believe that I can just eat you up? Baozi!”
With a hint of anger, although Thornton is a little silly, he is very principled when it comes to food.
That is… I eat by my own ability, why should I pay? !
“It’s thirty-five dollars in total, plus this bowl…it might be more. Give me the money.”
Gurgle gurgle~~~
Saitama’s stomach was still growling. He stretched out his hand towards Sodon, with a look of more seriousness in his eyes.
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Chapter 11 Did you hit me just now? (New book, please help) (Old version)
“You must be stupid! I’m going to flatten you right now!”
Sodon said in a muffled voice and slapped Saitama directly.
“Ah—be careful!”
“Brother! Get out of the way!!”
“No!”
“Monster! Help!!”
Seeing Soton’s rage, the guests were so frightened that they trembled all over, and even the ramen shop owner hid under the table.
This guy has a green face and fangs, and you can tell at a glance that he is extremely strong. If he gets hit by him, wouldn’t he be dead?
There was a loud bang.
The floor exploded on the spot, smoke and dust rose up, and the blast caused by Thornton even shattered the two tables next to it.
The place where Saitama was standing has now become a bottomless pit.
Everyone was stunned.
The little girls who were taking the secret photos were so frightened that their faces turned pale, like frightened little white rabbits.
Totally underestimated this guy’s strength!
One slap… the man was killed, and this hole on the ground… I’m afraid even his bones were broken.
“Hmph! If you go against me, you’ll only end up dead! Boss! Hurry up, ten bowls of ramen!! I’m hungry!!”
After clapping his hands and killing this blind guy, Thornton felt relieved and yelled towards the kitchen of the ramen restaurant.
The boss, who was hiding under the table, was so scared that he quickly stood up trembling and looked at the monster with horror in his eyes.
Looking at the place where Saitama disappeared, looking at the dark deep pit, he felt goosebumps all over his body. When he was looked at by Soton’s fierce eyes, his legs almost went weak to the ground, and he kept pecking at rice to get ramen.
As for the diners, each of them felt that a disaster was imminent and was moving cautiously towards the outside.
Encountering a monster while eating…this is really bad luck!
Ten bowls of ramen came up quickly. Soton rubbed his hands happily. The rough crocodile skin rubbed against each other and made a low and hoarse sound that was creepy to hear.
But just when he was about to start eating, a hand suddenly reached out from the side and handed him a bowl very naturally.
all of a sudden.
Thorton was stunned, and the boss hiding behind the cashier counter also widened his eyes. The diners who were trying to get out were petrified on the spot, with expressions as if they had seen a ghost.
“Slurp~Slurp~”
Saitama ate with great relish. He had originally planned to lie down like a salted fish ten meters underground.
It was icy cold underground, and very comfortable.
But I still couldn’t stand my rumbling stomach. There was nothing I could do. Food is the most important thing for people. Among all the big things in the world, food is the most important!
So, I simply got up and saw the ramen. Didn’t this guy owe me a bowl? Of course I took it.
The entire ramen restaurant became abnormally quiet.
Everyone’s eyes were focused on Saitama.
This guy… except for his dirty clothes, he didn’t have any injuries at all? He was still enjoying the remaining soup.
“Gurgle gurgle~~~”
Under the gaze of everyone, including the confused Soden, Saitama finally drank up the last bit of ramen soup.
“Hiccup~~~”
Stroking my round belly and looking at the cotton candy-like clouds outside the window, life… is so beautiful!
Feeling a bit sleepy, Saitama dozed off leaning back in his chair.
Quiet.
Very quiet.
Complete silence.
Bang!
With a heavy slap on the table, Thorton stood up in shock and anger, opening his ferocious bloody mouth, “Little devil! How come you are okay! You were clearly hit by me!”
I am a third-generation super soldier. The power of this slap is definitely equivalent to that of a slow-moving heavy truck hitting me. Ordinary people will be beaten into pieces on the spot, and even a small car can be flattened!
But this guy… is still alive and kicking in front of me?
This is absolutely an insult to myself!
After all, I am the god of the Nile River Basin!
“Oh? Did you hit me just now?”
When he opened his dozing eyes, he saw the words “grumpy after waking up” written on them, and Saitama’s eyes looked a little unfriendly.
“If you hadn’t mentioned it, I would have almost forgotten…I think you hit me just now.”
Saitama brushed the dust off his shoulders and said with some realization.
Damn it?
What is this expression?
Shouldn’t we be in awe of God when we see Him? Then we should obediently offer the delicious food to Him and kowtow to Him!
But this guy in front of me… looks like I owe him money?
Sodon was very angry, especially after being humiliated by Saitama, and felt that his self-esteem was greatly hurt.
“Then I’ll eat your bun first!”
He raised his arms again, and this time, Thorton dared to guarantee that he had used all his strength.
No matter whether you are eating buns or pie, you must kill this annoying guy in front of you, only then can you feel better!
The muscles suddenly swelled up, and the ferocious and sharp hands took on claw shapes.
Tearing the air.
A piercing explosion!
Soton who had eaten some ramen and Soton who hadn’t eaten anything were completely two different people!
The diners next to them were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and the little girls were trembling with fear.
With this claw, I’m afraid the ramen restaurant will be demolished!
The claws landed heavily on Saitama’s head.
As if they had seen the scene of brain bursting, everyone closed their eyes in fear.
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Chapter 12 A murder caused by a hair! (New book, please help) (Old version)
The loud noise caused the entire ramen restaurant to be covered in dust.
Thornton’s expression was ferocious and he looked vicious.
But…it gradually solidified.
He stared at his palm in confusion. A piercing pain made him think he had hit a sharp thorn.
And the Saitama in front of him…didn’t seem to have his brain burst out as expected, and his entire upper body was smashed into pieces.
On the contrary… he still stood there stubbornly, without even moving his hands.
The gust of air created by the collision between the crocodile’s palm and Saitama’s head blew the surrounding diners to the ground. If it weren’t for this gust of air, everyone would have thought that Thorton was faking his fight.
Nima?!
How…how come everything is alright?
A little dazed by the gust of wind, the diners’ eyes were filled with shock and disbelief.
Everyone had seen the strength of Crocodile Soton just now, but now… this guy? Was he possessed by a ghost?
“you?”
Thordon looked at Saitama in doubt. Even if he used all his strength, he found that he couldn’t move Saitama at all? It felt like he was welded to the ground?
Saitama’s eyesight is not good.
Seeing this look, Thorton suddenly felt a little chill on his spine. He subconsciously retracted his palm and looked at his hand in a daze. There was a hair on it?
I… used all my strength to claw at you? And I only clawed a strand of hair?
Saitama also noticed the hair in Thornton’s hand.
The next moment.
My eyesight has become very very very bad!!
“My hair?! Ah——”
His expression changed instantly, and Saitama began to wail, as if he had lost his parents and was heartbroken.
Sodon, I’m still angry. It’s just a hair with one claw. If I tell others about it, won’t the other gods laugh to death?
“Huff huff~~~”
The panting became more intense, Saitama clenched his fists, and his sharp eyes made Thornton instantly feel as if he had returned to his childhood, the time when he was almost roasted on the fire.
“Well, well…well, I didn’t mean it. I was just mad at you…”
For some reason, Thorton felt that he had to explain. The look in the eyes of this guy in front of him was so damn scary!
“You hit me twice and a hair fell out.”
Extending two fingers, Saitama looked at Sodon. For the first time, a hint of scarlet appeared in his eyes. That was the anger of the salty fish.
Thorton wanted to explain more. He was also confused. Why did this guy look at him as if he were a prehistoric beast? Why did his body instinctively get scared to death?
But there was no chance to explain.
If you have never experienced baldness, you will not understand the importance of any hair. Losing a hair of Saitama is definitely——
The dragon swims against the scales, and if you touch it, you will die!
There was a huge bang!
One tenth of a normal punch!!
Along with the sound of bones breaking, the entire ramen restaurant shook as if it was about to collapse.
Crocodile Sodon’s screams were drowned out by the loud noise. He was like a rocket, hit on the chin by Saitama’s uppercut, and flew into the sky with a whoosh!
It also smashed the ceiling of the ramen restaurant, leaving a hole in the shape of a wood character.
Saitama suddenly kicked the ground, creating a dent with a diameter of more than three meters on the spot, and his body soared into the sky!
The two of them flew hundreds of meters high.
After reaching the highest point, the two of them were suspended in the air.
Thornton’s face was covered in blood, his jaw was almost knocked out, and his teeth were broken.
There was no trace of arrogance in the look he gave Saitama now, only fear and terror.
“No, don’t hit me, I surrender, I surrender, I will do whatever you want me to do…”
It’s a heart-wrenching realization that only those who have endured Saitama’s fist and survived can understand.
Thorton felt like his head was about to explode. The third generation super soldier was blown up by one punch… I’m afraid you won’t believe it if I tell you.
“Second punch.”
He raised his fist and ignored Thornton’s screams and pleas for mercy.
Smashed down with a loud bang.
A visible air wave arose at the impact point and vented in all directions. Suddenly, all the clouds disappeared and the sky became clear!
And Thornton was falling at a high speed like an accelerated cannonball.
The ground was shaking. A huge hole appeared in the ramen restaurant, which almost demolished the entire restaurant. The owner was so scared that he was about to cry for his parents.
Click.
Saitama landed on the tiptoes of Gray Wolf’s slippers.
Everyone was already in a state of daze, and then they watched him pull up the half-dead crocodile Thornton in the pit and throw it on the ground like garbage.
“I, I give in… Big brother, big brother, I give in, I really give in! Don’t hit me!”
Sodon, with bruises all over his head, screamed in pain. All his bones were shattered and his proud scales were shattered. It would take at least a hundred or eighty days to recover.
However, if he knew that he was the only low-level monster in the entire universe who could withstand two punches from Saitama without dying, he would probably feel honored.
“Pay compensation.”
After venting his emotions, Saitama returned to his usual expressionless state. He stretched out a hand and looked at Thornton.
“How much, boss?”
By the way, I asked the ramen shop owner who was hiding under the cash register. After all, I was a hero, so I would still be careful about things like destroying the city. Although every time… I seemed to be unable to control my strength.
The ramen shop owner was so scared that he couldn’t speak, let alone collect the money.
“You stay here and work, and leave when you have paid enough money.”
After thinking for a while, as a righteous hero who acted out of interest, Saitama walked directly towards the half-dead crocodile Soton, and then walked out of the ramen restaurant in a swagger in full view of everyone.
Because the TV series is about to be aired!
Chapter 13: Tianhe City’s No. 1 Policewoman! (Additional updates upon full ratings) (Old version)
Each episode of Intimate Paradise is about 40 minutes long. After watching two episodes and lying down for half a day thinking about life, it was almost seven o’clock in the evening.
It’s getting dark.
Rui Mengmeng hasn’t come back yet?
“Want to go find her?”
Saitama was lying on the tatami in a spread-eagle position, thinking, struggling between his conscience and sleepiness.
I struggled until after ten o’clock in the evening.
“Oh? You haven’t come back yet?”
Looking at the wall clock and wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Saitama got up, changed his clothes, and prepared to go downstairs to eat.
As a lazy person, my principle is to never stand if I can sit, and never sit if I can lie down. As for cooking, that is not possible.
Walking onto the street, the nightlife of Tianhe City has just begun, with bright lights, wine, and the hustle and bustle of traffic.
My conscience suddenly pricked.
“Go find her.”
Saitama was wearing slippers, with sleepy eyes, and a few crazy little girls following him.
Finally, Rui Mengmeng was found at 11:15 pm.
“Sister police, please let me go. This is my first time setting up a stall. I have a three-year-old child at home and an eighty-year-old mother who needs my care. Please don’t fine me! Please!”
We have been talking for more than three hours, and Rui Mengmeng’s saliva has dried up.
But the beautiful policewoman in front of him refused to let go. She had a high ponytail, a curvy police uniform that wrapped around her body, and a pistol that she was playing with in her white and slender fingers.
A guy with an overflowing sense of justice, policewoman Qilin.
“What about your man? Aren’t these things men should do?”
Qilin insisted that she had finally caught a guy who was setting up a stall and performing in a public area. If she didn’t take her back to the police station, how could she demonstrate her authority (presence) as the number one female police officer in Tianhe City?
“I don’t have a man, I’m just a poor person… wuwuwuwu~~~” Rui Mengmeng said cutely and pitifully.
“Hey! Rui Mengmeng, it’s time to go home and cook.”
Saitama’s voice rang out, and he walked in front of her at some point and said seriously.
Rui Mengmeng’s mouth twitched, “…”
Qilin looked extremely suspicious, “…”
This slap in the face… is too quick!
“Husband!! Husband, you are finally here! If you don’t come, I will be taken away!”
The style of the painting changed, and Rui Mengmeng hugged Saitama with an extremely affectionate hug, looking like a newlywed wife, with a happy glow on her pretty face.
She didn’t want to go to the police station, it would be a stain on her life! As for Saitama, this lazy guy? It doesn’t matter!
alright!
Found someone who can pay!
Qilin raised the corner of her mouth. After talking for so long, she finally got someone reliable. She glanced at Saitama with her beautiful almond-shaped eyes, but she couldn’t see clearly because of the darkness.
Now that she saw clearly who was coming, her pretty face flushed slightly.
I’m actually a little jealous of this woman Rui Mengmeng!
“Ahem! You are Rui Mengmeng’s husband, right? You illegally occupied a public area to set up a stall. According to Article 186, Paragraph 6 of the Tianhe City Public Security Management Regulations, you need to pay a fine of 1,600 yuan for her. Should I pay by credit card or in cash…”
He didn’t finish his words.
“Mmmm, I love you so much, husband, don’t hit me, I’m going home to cook, I’ll leave this to you!”
Before Saitama could react, Rui Mengmeng had already happily held his head and made a flying gesture, packed up her things, and disappeared around the corner in the blink of an eye.
The streets were empty and the street lights were dim.
There was the rustling sound of the ticket being written, and Saitama, who was standing there motionless, his brain still not being able to react.
“I didn’t realize you were so good at flirting with girls! You flirted with such a pretty girl.”
After glaring at Saitama, Qilin curled her lips, feeling a little unbalanced, and slapped the ticket into Saitama’s hand, “Here, here’s the ticket. Pay it at the Tianhe City Police Station before Saturday. It’s 1,600 yuan. If you pay one yuan less, I’ll put you in jail!”
He looked at the ticket in his hand and the glaring 1,600 yuan in confusion. Qilin’s handwriting was very beautiful, but Saitama… felt a little confused.
It seems like the policewoman Qilin in this super-god world… has some dark secrets that have never been seen in the original novel!
“1,600 yuan… can buy 80 months of membership in Intimate Paradise. Oh, 80 months… eight episodes a month, unless it can broadcast 640 episodes, but that’s impossible.”
Forget it, fines and such. I don’t have any money anyway, and more debts are better than nothing. Besides… it’s not like I was arrested, so let Rui Mengmeng go to jail.
After figuring this out, Saitama turned around and left. As for the ticket… it had already turned into a piece of paper and fell to the ground. Who cares!
Back home.
It’s almost twelve o’clock.
Saitama yawned as he walked in, shrugged his shoulders, feeling so tired and sleepy…
I heard that staying up late is very harmful to your hair and may even cause hair loss.
I heard the door open.
“Teacher, thank you so much for today! If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t be able to come back! By the way, I bought some beef, coriander, and fried tofu. I’m going to make beef ramen for you tonight! Hehehe~~~”
Rui Mengmeng, who was wearing an apron and black closed-toe tights in the kitchen and humming a little tune, said happily.
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Chapter 14 Su Xiaoli (New Book, Please Give Me Everything) (Old Version)
To express her gratitude to Teacher Saitama, she even poked her head out of the kitchen with a 100% innocent smile.
But in front of me.
Melancholy eyes, fragrant black hair under the light, delicate cheeks as if carefully carved by an ancient Roman master, and pure and indifferent gaze, a tall but not thin figure, and casual clothes. At first glance, he is a prince charming who knows how to enjoy life and understands romance!
A moment.
The flowers are blooming.
Su Xiaoli’s heart was pounding. She used to think that love at first sight was something that only happened in soap operas. However, she was well-informed and said frankly in front of many fans, “The man who wants to make a young lady fall in love at first sight has not been born yet!”
But now.
Su Xiaoli felt that she believed in fate. It was fate that made me meet you here, wasn’t it?
————New book, please give me everything————
The flowers are full, there is a flower extra update today
In addition, continue to ask for evaluation votes and flowers, so that I can be more motivated to write~~~
Chapter 15 The teacher is mine! Humph! (New book asks for everything) (Old version)
However, as a veteran anchor (as an anchor, especially a female anchor, the emotional intelligence is absolutely OK), there are thousands of tricks in the world, but none of them are half as good as me, Ahri.
Of course she knows that what men like is not the woman who comes to their doorstep. The true meaning is to welcome the woman who refuses and give up the woman who refuses!
“Um… little brother, can you lend me a little money? I promise… I promise to pay you back~~”
Shy and embarrassed eyes, red face, and slightly lowered head.
The light illuminated Su Xiaoli’s extremely beautiful profile. Her pretty oval face, chin, slightly cherry lips, and her sweet voice that seemed to be ready for anyone to pick, would definitely make any normal man of her age aroused.
But she obviously underestimated Mr. Saitama’s train of thought.
I’m sorry, but he is an abnormal, perverted man.
“Oh, I don’t have any money.”
As if he was telling lies with his eyes open, the two coins lay quietly in Saitama’s hands, and he was looking straight at Su Xiaoli.
The straight gaze made Su Xiaoli feel cute, her face flushed, and her heart was beating fast.
Is this what being in love feels like?
Su Xiaoli was screaming with excitement in her heart, and the little devil’s tail began to shake. It was such a beautiful and wonderful feeling.
But after a few seconds, she realized something was wrong.
This guy’s eyes… were staring at her, but… it seemed… he was staring at her lips?
Love your lips?
A lip fetish guy?
Seeing how handsome he is, the young lady reluctantly pretended not to see it! Humph!
But…is it really okay to stare at a girl’s lips like this?
At this moment, Saitama was thinking back to the heroine in the intimate paradise. It seemed that their lip colors were very similar. Could it be that they used the same lipstick? Next time, buy one for Rui Mengmeng to try?
If Su Xiaoli knew what was going on in Saitama’s head, she would probably smash his head apart immediately.
“Little brother, I’ll borrow your money first, otherwise Ahri won’t have anything to wear when she takes a bath! Thank you, may you live a long life!”
While Saitama was imagining the TV series, Su Xiaoli quickly took the coin from his hand and threw it to the snobbish middle-aged woman.
Before leaving, he did not forget to pick up the pen from the cashier, quickly wrote down the address and phone number and put it into Saitama’s pocket.
“Brother, I’m free tonight. I live nearby, so you can come and see Ahri!”
She deliberately flirted with Saitama with a provocative and teasing look, and her fragrant long hair with a faint fragrance brushed Saitama’s cheek, leaving behind a string of giggles as clear and sweet as silver bells as she left the supermarket.
“Two dollars, young man! The world is going downhill! The world is going downhill! Little girls nowadays don’t know what shame is!!”
Seeing that the customers in the queue were so fascinated by Su Xiaoli, the middle-aged woman kept venting her resentment.
When Saitama was about to give the coin to the old lady, he realized… the coin was gone, and what was left was a piece of paper with some wild handwriting and a signature with a tongue sticking out at the end.
Five minutes later.
Saitama returned home and rang the doorbell. Rui Mengmeng rushed over with an expectant look on her face.
“Teacher! Hurry up, hurry up, the dough is getting mushy, all we need is salt. Where’s the salt?”
She looked at Saitama with empty hands in astonishment.
“I just bought it, and then I didn’t buy it again.”
Saitama was talking without any context, lying on the sofa, yawning.
“What do you mean by bought and not bought? Teacher!”
“Someone asked me to borrow money, so I have no money to buy it.”
“who?”
“have no idea.”
“Did you leave a phone number?”
“Is there an IOU?”
“No…it seems so.”
Under Rui Mengmeng’s almost murderous eyes, Saitama searched for a long time and finally found the crumpled note left by Su Xiaoli in his pocket.
Two dollars is not a big deal, but the question is… Can this teacher be more reliable? I was hungry for a day and still earned money to feed this salted fish, but in the end… I didn’t even have salt to eat noodles. How sad!
Especially after recognizing the signature at the back, Su Xiaoli…
This seems to be a girl’s name?
Rui Mengmeng instantly became like a kitten whose tail was stepped on, and her fur stood on end.
And looking at the address above…it seems…it seems to be upstairs? And there is a blatant message.
“I’m free tonight, little brother!”
This… this is absolutely intolerable!
It must be a slutty bitch who wants to snatch the teacher from me, but how can I give the teacher to another woman? After all, after all, she is the key to my becoming the Super God King! !
With her mind in a mess, Rui Mengmeng felt threatened for the first time by this salted fish. It was a threat from another woman whom she had never met before!
Absolutely not. I must cut off the chance of this slutty bitch hooking up with the teacher as soon as possible. The teacher is mine!
“Your face looks mushy.”
Saitama glanced at the kitchen and sniffed.
“ah–“
A scream rang out, and Rui Mengmeng rushed into the kitchen like crazy, and finally rescued the noodles that were a mess and had no salt.
result.
She ate the bland noodles with tears of shame and anger in her eyes, and she couldn’t swallow it after just two bites. Saitama didn’t care and ate it happily with a slurp.
After a while.
The chopsticks were broken.
Rui Mengmeng’s eyes were full of ferocity, and her fists were clenched with a crackling sound. The upstairs woman is a slut, right? My living standard has plummeted! And she even dared to catch my teacher’s attention!
“Teacher! Follow me! I’m looking for trouble!”
————The new book asks for everything————
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Chapter 16 Can you help me take off my underwear? (New book asks for everything) (Old version)
Upstairs, there is the single apartment 1801, and Saitama’s is 1701, so there is only a ceiling separating the two of them.
Su Xiaoli, who had just bought a bra, was in a very good mood. When she picked up the pink bra, she couldn’t help but recall the romantic encounter in the supermarket. With her stunning beauty, she thought that the young man would definitely come to find her, right?
The door is not locked, waiting for the fish to take the bait, casting a long line to catch the big fish, it’s so satisfying.
The water in the bathroom started to flow and Su Xiaoli began to take a bath.
As anchors, their biological clocks are basically opposite to those of normal people. Generally, their traffic is best when others get off work, while it is the most leisurely time when others are at work, so live broadcasts are basically done at night.
Of course, today is special because the purchase of Wenxiong was delayed for a while, so Su Xiaoli specially extended the live broadcast for one hour to comfort the majority of fans.
Su Xiaoli’s apartment is decorated very nicely, and the pink tone seems to arouse the fantasies of many boys and even girls.
Because she lives alone, the live broadcast room is set up in the living room. There are many cute dolls on the pink sofa, and even… one or two pairs of black lace pajamas thrown next to it that may have caused a lot of discussion.
“Wow! Is that my Ahri’s pajamas? I love them!”
“I like it too. I want to buy a pair of Ali’s original pajamas! I’ll give you 100!”
“One thousand one thousand! Direct payment to the account!!”
“Ten thousand, just for Ahri’s original clothes!”
“What a bunch of hooligans! How dare they tease my Ahri? But I like her!”
“Thomas the train is coming~~~”
Even when Su Xiaoli was taking a bath, the horny night owls in the live broadcast room were still screaming.
Su Xiaoli does regular live broadcasts, usually singing and dancing, or cooking delicious food for everyone. Relying on the super genes carried by the demon civilization, this beauty is born with an attractive aura, and it is very easy for her to attract fans through live broadcasts.
Coupled with her occasional dark and naughty personality, she caused those teenagers to become malnourished, unable to keep up with the speed of the car, and she had a lot of die-hard fans!
Rui Mengmeng kicked the door open directly. With her hands on her hips, Rui Mengmeng led Saitama, ready to show her power like a leader of an anti-pornography and illegal publication campaign.
If you dare to snatch the teacher from me, I’m afraid you’ve never tasted a 500KG fist!
Su Xiaoli in the bathroom was secretly delighted. The little brother took the bait, but he seemed a little barbaric. But she just liked the strong little brother, hehe~~
But as soon as you enter the door.
The two were a little dumbfounded.
Pink sofas, tables and chairs, adorable dolls, kawaii figures and so on, make Rui Mengmeng’s girly heart burst!
“Wow! So beautiful!!”
Before Saitama could say anything, Rui Mengmeng, who came here to cause trouble, had already thrown herself on the sofa, hugging those dolls and crying.
Rui Mengmeng’s family is not well off, so she basically works part-time and changes jobs, in a continuous cycle.
But as a beautiful girl, a somewhat silly and cute one at that, she also likes these dolls. She used to dream of buying them, and now that she sees them, of course she wants to have sex with them. It’s so comfortable!
But Saitama raised his head and looked around the hall, then walked over and saw the computer.
“oh?”
He stopped where he was.
In the boiling live broadcast room, the rampaging barrage of comments suddenly became silent for a short time.
All the live broadcast viewers looked at the handsome young man who suddenly appeared in front of them in confusion.
“Huh? Who… who is this?”
“Please, please, tell me, who is this handsome guy?”
“Oh my god! Goddess Ahri said she was willing to stay single for the rest of her life just for us!! How did it turn out to be a lie in the blink of an eye?!”
“That’s not fair! Who is this guy? A robber? Or a kidnapper? Don’t worry, Ahri. I’ll come and rescue you right away!”
“Don’t be stupid upstairs. Can anyone else enter Ali’s room?”
“I’m afraid… I’m afraid it’s Ahri’s man. What the hell, I stayed pure for Ahri, but she was secretly eating chicken.”
“Please comfort me!”
“Brother is so handsome!! So handsome!”
“The demon Ahri has finally been taken in, hahahahaha~~~ I’m going to drink until dawn tonight!!”
“Brother, brother, please add me as your friend. I have more goods than Ahri!”
“No charge for good work and lots of juice, little brother~~”
The barrage continued to run wild.
It was countless times crazier than before, and it was so obscured that I could hardly see the computer screen.
I’m sure it will appear on the headlines of major media outlets tomorrow.
“Breaking news! The super popular anchor Su Xiaoli is actually a married woman! !”
The story that Su Xiaoli and the strange man have to tell
“Because the super popular anchor Su Xiaoli’s relationship was confirmed, 18 bodies of single people were salvaged from the city’s river last night, suspected to be suicides for love”
Saitama said that he couldn’t understand these comments. As for those little girls’ one-night stands, forget it, he can’t see them because his eyes are blurry.
And just now, the rampaging barrage suddenly stopped.
Because all the audience heard another voice, Su Xiaoli’s voice.
A sound came from the bathroom.
“Is that you? Little brother~~~Can you help me get my underwear and bra? I forgot.”
I need flowers and evaluation votes, or rewards to stimulate my brain cells (嘤嘤婴卖萌求)
Chapter 17 Two Women Sharing One Husband (Additional Updates for 2000 Flowers) (Old Version)
“Wow! Ahri, how could you do this!”
“Ahri, I don’t want to lose you!”
“You scum, you villain! You are dead! How dare you flirt with our Ahri!”
“The guy upstairs might not be awake yet. Isn’t it obvious that Ahri is teasing him?”
“So handsome! I’d love to flirt with such a handsome guy!”
“Oppa, address: XXXX, Huangcheng Street, Tianhe City, please harass me…”
“Brother, the address is XXX, Dahe Street, Luoyang City…”
“Husband, address…”
The rhythm of the barrage suddenly went awry.
All the same addresses were floating up, with various young girls wanting to date Saitama, of course, including some cross-dressing guys or big men who were sharpening knives.
“Little brother, is it okay? Ahri needs you…”
The sweet voice sounded again.
Through the frosted glass of the bathroom, you can vaguely see the graceful figure inside, so fresh and sexy.
Rui Mengmeng, who was addicted to the world of dolls, finally came to her senses. Without waiting for Saitama to react, she snatched the lace panties on the sofa, and her clenched fists made a crackling sound.
I almost fell for this slutty bitch’s sugar-coated bullets, luckily I had a strong will, huh!
But… Saitama was unlucky.
After Rui Mengmeng walked past the computer.
The live broadcast room, which had been going wild, suddenly became quiet. All the audience members stared with their eyes wide open as if they were collectively petrified. Especially the single guys who didn’t sleep in the middle of the night, their eyes were almost popping out and were bloodshot.
“Fuck! Who just walked by? My Ahri?”
“No… isn’t Ahri taking a shower? Who… who the hell is this? But… her dick is really pretty!”
“She’s a very pretty little girl, so pretty, with such a nice figure and legs! Maybe she’s the type that can be cultivated! I took a screenshot!!”
“Wow! Boss, please take a screenshot!! I beg you to take a screenshot!”
“Puff! Who is this guy lying on the ground? I have been a virgin for twenty years and have never even held a woman’s hand. How the hell does he have two? This is not fair!!”
“I like this little beauty so much. Why is she the one who took the underwear? He is definitely a scumbag, two-timing! We must tell Ali not to be fooled by this scumbag!!!”
“I also have three wives, what am I envious of?”
“Is there a leak?”
“Oh my god! How could my little brother be picked up by someone?”
“I wish all these monsters would die, leaving only me and my Ahri!”
“Little brother, I can act cute and whimper, I just want a one-night stand!!”
The barrage of comments continued to run wild, and judging by the density, it should be the highest in the history of the live broadcast room.
After all, the damage these audiences have endured in their hearts is definitely more than ten thousand points. Regardless of whether they are men or women, they are heartbroken to the extreme, as if their life has suddenly fallen from the peak to the bottom.
Both the goddess and the idol are gone…life is so boring!
As long as Saitama stands in front of the live broadcast computer for one second, the barrage will go crazy for one second.
“Teacher… let’s go back and forget about the two dollars. You have to teach me your lessons tonight.”
After putting down Su Xiaoli’s clothes, Rui Mengmeng began to back off.
Although she had never met Su Xiaoli, she felt that… she might be bribed by this girl with her doll. In order to uphold her inner justice, she felt that it would be better not to let Saitama get involved. If the teacher was bewitched by this woman, it would be a complete loss.
Before Saitama even opened his mouth, the live broadcast room was about to explode!
“Teacher? Teacher? Damn it, such a cute beauty actually plays a COS game with a scumbag! Where is justice?!”
“It’s not fair! I’m handsome too, why don’t I have any romantic encounters?”
“Haha, I also have Mr. Aoi, Mr. Hata, and Mr. Koji…”
“Teacher, teacher! Please teach me tonight!”
“Teacher, can you help me with my homework? My address is…”
“teacher……”
The barrage of comments continued to go astray, especially when seeing Rui Mengmeng begging Saitama with an innocent and pitiful expression, a large number of single dogs wanted to go crazy on the spot and become heroes to save the beautiful girl.
It’s a pity… they can only bear the hatred.
“Oh, go back to sleep. You’re sleepy.”
Saitama yawned and his stomach rumbled a little. After all, he had eaten at around five o’clock. But compared to eating, he needed sleep more.
“Rejected? He actually refused! Scumbag, scumbag, scumbag!”
“How unromantic. Just say go to bed? Don’t you feel guilty?”
“I really envy these days where two women share one man! People’s hearts have changed!”
“Brother, please give me your address. I brought my homework tonight!”
“Kneel down and beg the teacher for instruction, for whipping and punishment~~~”
“Yingyingying, teacher…”
The barrage was going crazy. The guy in front of him was definitely a crazy person. If barrage could kill people, I believe Saitama would have been turned into ashes.
“Yeah, let’s go to bed together, teacher.”
Finally feeling relieved, Rui Mengmeng secretly wiped the sweat from her forehead and took the initiative to walk back holding Saitama’s arm.
“Are you leaving? Little brother, I still owe you money.”
Su Xiaoli came out wrapped in a bathrobe, her pretty face flushed from bathing and with fine beads of water on her smooth forehead.
She has a charming smile and beautiful eyes.
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Chapter 18 I’ll give you something to eat below (New book asks for everything) (Old version)
“Wow! My Ahri…how could you do this to me! I will remain a virgin for you!”
“Ahri…I’m heartbroken!”
“How much do you owe? I’ll pay it back. My Ahri, please don’t pay it back with your own body!!”
“I will never watch live broadcasts again. There is no sincerity on the Internet. I will delete my account after giving tips!”
“66666 the rich man upstairs!”
“Worse than beasts ahhhh——”
“Oppa, I want one too!”
“Delete my account, my heart is dead!!”
Su Xiaoli’s voice directly caused the barrage to explode, and… the entire live broadcast room was stuck and the screen went black because there were too many gifts and barrages…
Even the entire live broadcast platform was paralyzed and the live broadcast was terminated.
Su Xiaoli didn’t care much about these things. She was a free and easy person by nature. She was completely different from those female anchors who fawned over the rich.
Her family is very complicated, her mother is a mistress, her grandmother is a jerk, and she has never met her grandfather and father. So underneath this delicate and beautiful face, she has a cynical heart with some self-destructive tendencies.
She doesn’t love anyone, nor does she love this country, but after meeting Saitama, she feels… as if she is beginning to understand the taste of love?
“Hey! Can’t you put on some clothes before coming out? Have you ever considered other people’s feelings?”
Rui Mengmeng glared at Su Xiaoli, feeling so angry that her teeth were itching. Her eyes moved unkindly from the other’s huge breasts to her own little bun.
Humph! I’m still growing!
I can only hold my head high like this to comfort myself.
“Isn’t this good, little girl?”
Specifically emphasizing the word “little girl”, Su Xiaoli intentionally or unintentionally showed off her breasts.
Because she was wearing a nightgown, you could see her fair shoulders and the faint cleavage of her breasts.
This slutty bitch’s bold and wanton actions made Rui Mengmeng blush.
Although I also like to act cute and coquettish in front of the teacher, and even take advantage of this lazy guy, but… I have never done such wild behavior before, right?
On this day, Rui Mengmeng felt the huge threat from Su Xiaoli for the first time. She thought… should she try to please Saitama a little more in the future?
But the next second, she immediately rejected this idea, because that fairy definitely didn’t understand the teacher as well as she did, huh!
“I’m hungry. Go back and sleep.”
Saitama glanced at Su Xiaoli without any expression fluctuation, shattering the confidence of this beautiful woman. His eyes were still clear and indifferent, and he turned and left.
“Chuckle, chuckle~~~”
The excited Rui Mengmeng made faces at Su Xiaoli and struck a triumphant pose.
“you?!”
Su Xiaoli was stunned for a moment because it was the first time she was ignored by a man. Normally, she only needed to move her mouth a little and all kinds of gifts and flattery would come flying out. However, she just smiled at all these and regarded them as the fun of her boring life.
But now, this guy actually ignored me?
Or was it me in my bathrobe? This was simply… simply a blatant insult to the self-esteem of a beautiful lady!
“stop!!”
I don’t know where she got the courage from, but Su Xiaoli shouted tenderly while pulling at her nightgown with one hand.
Saitama’s hand stopped as he was about to open the door, and the two of them stopped at the door, turning their heads to look at this woman in confusion who borrowed money and didn’t pay it back and often liked to pick on her excess fat.
“I owe you two dollars, and now I have to pay you back!”
It seems that only this reason is tenable. The little devil in Su Xiaoli’s heart was waving a cross. How could she lose if she had a figure that was definitely better than Rui Mengmeng’s?
“Two dollars, no more, teacher, let’s go!”
Rui Mengmeng hurriedly said, what if she gets entangled with this woman, who is just upstairs and downstairs, and she has to go out to earn money to support her family during the day. If this woman goes to find the teacher, wouldn’t that be too dangerous?
Saitama responded, scratched his head, and was forcibly pushed away by Rui Mengmeng.
It was you who asked me to cause trouble, and now you want me to leave?
I am helpless too!
My stomach is growling again. It’s easy to get hungry after staying up late.
So sleepy… so hungry… let’s go back to sleep…
Saitama looked listless, with his eyelids drooping and yawning continuously, especially in front of the beautiful Su Xiaoli, he behaved so decadently!
This is definitely to emphasize again that he has no feelings for Su Xiaoli.
Su Xiaoli was about to explode, especially when she saw Rui Mengmeng winking and showing off beside her. She gritted her teeth, thinking that it would be unjust for this girl not to pick up this little brother!
Whether it is for my own lifelong happiness or to give Rui Mengmeng a slap in the face, I must succeed! !
The style of painting suddenly changed.
Su Xiaoli, who originally had a domineering and charming demeanor like an iceberg, suddenly turned into a gentle, quiet and skilled wife.
She leaned slightly against the entrance, a gentle smile on her pretty face, and a hint of reluctance and tenderness in her beautiful eyes.
“Can I give you something to eat? Little brother, it’s not good for your health to be hungry at night.”
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Chapter 19 It’s decided! I want to chase you! (New book, please help me) (Old version)
“good.”
There was almost no hesitation, and Xianyu’s brain circuits were very fast when it came to eating, sleeping, watching TV, hair loss, etc.
Saitama walked back directly and lay down on the pink sofa with a carefree look.
Rui Mengmeng, who had just raised the victory flag, suddenly felt so angry that her teeth were itching.
“yeah!!”
The sudden victory made Su Xiaoli very excited, and she subconsciously and deliberately made a victory gesture towards Rui Mengmeng.
She forgot she was wearing a bathrobe and her hands were loose, didn’t she?
The picture was very beautiful. Su Xiaoli, who was standing next to the sofa, was looked at from head to toe by the lazy Saitama.
The room fell silent for a moment.
Half an hour later.
Su Xiaoli, whose face was almost burning, finally came out of the room after changing her clothes. She didn’t even know how she got in.
Such a popular and beautiful anchorwoman was seen naked from head to toe by a strange man who broke into her room!
Although, although this guy is her favorite type, Su Xiaoli was flattered by the rapid progress, and even Rui Mengmeng fell into a brief state of distraction.
“I can’t cook…”
Su Xiaoli sat next to Saitama on purpose and started talking with just one sentence.
From this angle, Saitama, who was lying down waiting for his meal, could see Su Xiaoli’s delicate body curves. Her S-shaped curves were bigger and more exaggerated than Rui Mengmeng’s, and she had a faint fragrance on her body, which was very pleasant and pleasant.
Seeing Su Xiaoli’s arrogant attitude, Rui Mengmeng also snorted and sat on the other side of Saitama with her arms around her chest.
Do I have to serve the enemy myself? Sorry, I can’t afford it!
“I can’t do that either!”
Rui Mengmeng proudly showed her head and breasts, not willing to be outdone.
The atmosphere was at a stalemate.
It was almost one in the morning, and two beautiful girls and a salted fish were lying on the same sofa? Nothing was wrong?
“There are ingredients and red wine in the refrigerator, and the kitchen can be used directly… Brother, Ali really wants to taste your cooking~~~”
Su Xiaoli’s sweet voice broke the deadlock. After all, she was not as naive as Rui Mengmeng. At least she was more cunning.
“Teacher, I haven’t tasted your cooking either, please, teacher~~”
Although she is naive, Rui Mengmeng has a high IQ. She simply hugged Saitama’s arms, rubbing her two soft buns on them, and the faint body fragrance on her body kept going into Saitama’s nose.
You can’t use the usual methods to deal with the teacher, so you play tricks on me? I’m just taking advantage of the teacher!
Rui Mengmeng was so excited that Su Xiaoli felt jealous.
“oh……”
In order to get rid of this clingy little goblin, Saitama yawned and stood up. If he didn’t go to cook, Rui Mengmeng would probably stay with him until dawn.
Of course, if you are hungry and there are free ingredients, you would be wasting them.
Saitama entered the kitchen, and the two women sat on the sofa, exchanging glances full of fighting intent, making crackling sounds.
About fifteen minutes.
The delicious smell of food wafted in, and as the two girls almost popped their eyes out of astonishment, Saitama brought out three dishes and a soup.
Simple spicy and sour shredded potatoes, stir-fried pork, stir-fried green beans, and seaweed egg drop soup.
Every dish is absolutely the best in terms of color, aroma and taste, truly the best, and I’m not exaggerating!
At least you can tell just by smelling it.
As a super popular anchor, Su Xiaoli has a lot of spare money on hand, and naturally has been to many star-rated restaurants, but this is the first time she has seen home-cooked dishes cooked to such a high standard.
Just looking at the color and smelling it made her appetite grow.
now.
The two girls looked at Saitama with eyes that were almost glowing, and they wished they could jump up and hug Saitama and bite him madly.
There aren’t many handsome men in this world.
There are even fewer who are handsome and stylish!
It’s rare to find someone who is handsome, stylish and has good temperament!
There is only one handsome, stylish, elegant guy who can cook!
It’s the little brother in front of me!
“Wow!! It’s so delicious! Teacher, you can actually cook! And you cook so well!!”
Rui Mengmeng put a mouthful of spicy and sour potato shreds in her little mouth, and ate them all with a slurp. Her pretty face was filled with happiness, and she was so excited that she almost cried.
Oh my god!
This is simply the most delicious meal I have ever eaten in my life!
“Oh…I made it according to the recipe.”
Saitama scratched his head. He remembered that his cooking skills were not that good, but when he looked at the recipe just now, it seemed that he could make it automatically in his head… What was going on? Was it a time travel benefit?
Forget it, I won’t think about it. My head hurts.
“This is the best meal I have ever had!!”
Su Xiaoli was also eating with great joy. Her pretty little mouth kept picking up food and eating, her eyes filled with tears of excitement.
She even doubted whether this was really made from the ingredients in her refrigerator?
So, so delicious!
“I’ve decided! I’m going to chase you!! Bro!”
During the meal.
Su Xiaoli slammed the table and stared at Saitama with an extremely confident, sure and certain look, as if she wanted to see flowers on his face.
“No! The teacher is mine!!”
Rui Mengmeng, who was eating, almost choked. She quickly stood up with a fighting spirit in her eyes.
Sparks flew between the two women’s eyes.
“Oh…you can’t seem to catch up with me?”
Saitama looked Su Xiaoli up and down seriously while eating his meal.
Chapter 20: So Handsome That It Shocked the Whole World (New Book Asking for Everything) (Old Version)
After dinner, Su Xiaoli kindly invited them to stay overnight and Rui Mengmeng forced them to stay.
Saitama was finally brought back downstairs in dishevel.
When I woke up, it was daybreak again.
With two arms wrapped around her arms and long beautiful legs on her body, Rui Mengmeng was still drooling and muttering, “Teacher, don’t leave, don’t follow the goblin…”
Wash your face, brush your teeth, and then…watch TV.
Yes, salted fish just want to watch TV.
Although there is nothing good to watch on TV in the morning, Saitama still pays attention to the news occasionally. After all, as a hero who does it out of interest, if he only pays attention to national developments, what is the difference between him and an indifferent person?
“Teacher… I’m going out! The food is ready, remember to eat, and… Teacher, don’t go upstairs, that woman is very dangerous!”
With a red face, Rui Mengmeng repeatedly reminded Saitama not to go upstairs before going out to work with a nervous heart.
Saitama continued watching TV, but what surprised him was that the infrared transmitter and the incident that almost destroyed the ramen restaurant a few days ago were not reported in the news. It seemed as if… someone blocked the news?
And what’s a bit boring is that…there haven’t been any bullies or monsters recently, so he hasn’t had the chance to go out.
Of course, in this kind of weather, the most comfortable thing is to lie at home and turn on the air conditioner.
After a casual breakfast, a table full of dishes was left for Rui Mengmeng to wash. The salted fish party said that they should continue to lie down. As for making money? That is not what salted fish should do.
Just when Saitama was fully engrossed in the plot, there was a sudden knock on the door.
Boom boom boom~~
Continue watching TV.
Hallucination.
This illusion is quite strong!
Boom boom boom boom! !
It feels like it’s not just knocking on the door, it’s hammering on the door!
Saitama stood up with a very unfriendly look and opened the door.
“Saitama! Why don’t you open the door?”
Standing at the door was Su Xiaoli, who was wearing an off-shoulder dress and a cat pendant. She was extremely beautiful and was looking at Saitama with some anger.
She knocked on the door for ten minutes. After all, they were friends after dinner last night. In order to win over Rui Mengmeng, she even gave her rival three dolls.
Behind Su Xiaoli were two men in suits and sunglasses, with short hair and stern expressions.
Before Saitama could speak, Su Xiaoli pointed at him and said, “Is the handsome guy you are talking about as handsome as him?”
The two men in suits raised their heads and looked at Saitama. They were about to deny it outright, but then they fell silent.
“No!”
The answer was unusually straightforward.
“Master Xin, this is not your style. Didn’t we agree to trick this woman into going to the Super Seminary? If the mission is not completed, you will take the blame?”
The short-haired man Ge Xiaolun whispered.
“Nimma? Are you trying to trick me? Master Xin, I am at least a handsome guy, but in front of this… this handsome guy, I really don’t have the confidence to say that I am handsome.”
Zhao Xin, with her ponytail, had a look of submission on her face.
“Me too… I, Ge Xiaolun, am also considered a handsome man who has charmed thousands of girls, but… Alas.”
Ge Xiaolun was a little discouraged.
Seeing Saitama in front of him, although the other party’s eyes were a little unfriendly, but he was really handsome, the kind of handsome that made men feel ashamed and women crazy. He was simply the perfect handsome guy who walked out of an anime!
“If there isn’t any, then why would I go to your super seminary?!”
Su Xiaoli snorted.
In the original novel, this girl was tricked away by two old drivers using handsome guys. However, since she found out that her prince charming oppa lived downstairs, Su Xiaoli was no longer willing to go to some shabby super seminary.
“This… this, this, this… Master Xin, you better hurry up and find a solution! How are we going to complete the mission? We’re going to be laughed at by that idiot Cheng Yaowen again when we go back! We promised Qiangwei that we would bring back a super soldier!”
Ge Xiaolun whispered.
“Nimma? You ask me? Who should I ask? This is unscientific. How can there be such a handsome guy? I originally thought I was the most handsome in the world, but now I feel like I should be the second most handsome!”
“Just you? I’ll be second, okay? You can only be third at most, no more!”
The two guys were talking in low voices and almost forgot about Su Xiaoli beside them.
“Su Xiaoli, I’m telling you, the Super Seminary can definitely satisfy any of your needs! No matter what, believe me, I believe that my words are always true!”
Zhao Xin quickly explained that this was the first time he and Ge Xiaolun went on a mission. If they failed, wouldn’t they be laughed at by those guys for a whole year? So he decided to go all out.
“Awesome! Master Xin! This is a super beauty, we must recruit her. Even if we take her home, she will be a feast for the eyes to look at every day!” Ge Xiaolun secretly made a gesture of encouragement with a smirk on his face.
When they saw Su Xiaoli for the first time, they were shocked by the beauty’s appearance and temperament. The single men’s restless hearts were moved. Even if the academy did not require it, for the sake of their future lifelong happiness, it would definitely be worthwhile to recruit a beautiful woman!
However, Su Xiaoli simply chose to ignore the existence of the two self-proclaimed handsome guys.
Instead, she smiled sweetly and looked at Saitama lovingly, “Rui Mengmeng is out? My computer is broken and there’s no one at home. Brother Saitama, can you help me fix it? I really need you~~”
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Regarding the doubt, Su Xiaoli’s clothes fell off during the live broadcast. This happened after the live broadcast room was blocked and disconnected, which means the live broadcast had ended.
So don’t worry, everyone. Only you and Mr. Saitama can see Su Xiaoli’s naked body.
~~~
Also, can I beg for a flower or a review vote by acting cute? It would be even better if there were rewards or something, which would make me so excited that I couldn’t sleep all night, and I would be typing in my dreams
Chapter 21: The Single Dog Who Suffered 10,000 Tons of Damage (Additional Updates with Evaluation Tickets) (Old Version)
The two single guys nearby felt as if a bucket of cold water had been poured over their heads in an instant. And it was cold water from the North Pole, chilling them from head to toe.
Why… why did the beautiful woman I finally saw have feelings for someone else? And treated me like air?
I want to cry but I have no tears, my heart is broken.
Ge Xiaolun and Zhao Xin wished that Su Xiaoli was talking to them. Then they would show off their superb computer repair skills and win the favor of the beautiful woman. Then they would be alone in the same room. The beautiful woman would pour water for them to drink. Then they would accidentally slip and they would save her by hugging her. The water would spill on her clothes. When she went to change, she would be frightened by a mouse and fall into their arms. Then they would fall in love with them. Then they would start a sweet love and have a bunch of big fat boys…
“Oh, no. You guys okay? I’ll close the door then.”
The sound of the door closing brought the two losers back to their senses from their YY, and their expressions looked a little dull.
“Xin, Xin Ye, what happened just now? It seems like the beautiful girl’s confession was rejected?” Ge Xiaolun thought he was dreaming. It seemed like the door had just been opened? Was he sleepwalking?
“…I refuse…You are such a true warrior! I give in!!”
Zhao Xin was in tears. He had been single for many years and had never met a girl who liked him. He wished so much to feel the favor of a beautiful woman, but in front of him… there was a guy who treated beautiful women so rudely?
“Su Xiaoli, don’t be sad. Don’t worry, as long as you…”
“So handsome! Even the way you close the door is so handsome!! Saitama, you can’t stop me from chasing you!!”
Su Xiaoli, whose hair was messed up by the wind from the closing door, stood there like a nympho, covering her chest with her hands with an excited look on her face, and calling Saitama’s name towards the door.
Then, in the stunned eyes of the two tearful single dogs, they happily went upstairs.
There was silence at the door.
The two single dogs looked at each other, their eyes filled with painful realization.
Could it be that Su Xiaoli has masochistic tendencies?
The madness of falling in love the more you are abused?
“Um…Xiao Lun, shall we go? Go back?”
Looking at the disappearing Su Xiaoli, Zhao Xin said somewhat frustratedly that this recruitment was a complete failure.
“Go? Master Xin! This is not the style of the three of us! Now that we have said it, we must do it!”
Ge Xiaolun, on the contrary, became more eager to fight.
“But… can you find someone more handsome than this guy to go to the Super Seminary? Unless I, Master Xin, develop for a few more years, maybe I can crush that guy.” Zhao Xin sighed.
“He’s handsome? I’m afraid I can’t find him even if I look all over China. I didn’t expect that Tianhe City still has so many hidden talents. If I were a woman, I would probably like this guy too.”
“No, Xiaolun, I’m scared if you do that. Yaowen and I will move to the dormitory when we get back. I’m not gay and I don’t pick up soap.”
“Pick up your sister! I’m just using an analogy! Do you understand? Since you can’t find anyone more handsome, why don’t you just take this guy back?!” Ge Xiaolun said angrily.
“Damn! You’re really smart! What a good idea!”
Zhao Xin slapped his thigh excitedly.
After the two losers discussed it for a while, they finally made a decision.
Boom boom boom!
There was another knock on the door.
Saitama, who was immersed in the TV series, frowned slightly, it was an illusion.
Hallucination…a rather severe hallucination.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom! !
Compared to Su Xiaoli’s thin arms and legs, Ge Xiaolun and Zhao Xin were much stronger and almost broke the door.
Finally, the salted fish hypnosis method failed, and Saitama opened the door with a very unfriendly look.
“Um, Saitama, right? I’m Ge Xiaolun! Nice to meet you!”
“I’m Xin Zhao!”
The two of them greeted Saitama awkwardly and introduced themselves. After all, they felt a little guilty about knocking on someone else’s door, and the owner of the house seemed to be in a bad mood.
“What’s the matter?” Saitama looked unkind.
“I would like to invite you to join the Super Seminary…”
As soon as Ge Xiaolun opened his mouth, Saitama closed the door and turned around.
Now that I feel like I don’t have enough time to relax at home, why should I go to a super seminary? Wouldn’t that affect my legitimate career as a hero?
“Wait wait wait it hurts!!”
Seeing that something was wrong, Zhao Xin quickly stepped into the door frame, trying to brake suddenly, but he underestimated Saitama’s strength and his foot was almost broken by the clamp.
But he managed to stop Saitama from closing the door.
“This… this strength is so fucking great!” Zhao Xin covered his foot with his hands, tears streaming down his face as he felt the pain.
“It’s like this. As long as you join our Super Seminary, you can become a hero! And you can also gain super powers! Save the world! Enjoy the admiration of the world! That’s what countless people dream of! Join us! Saitama!”
Ge Xiaolun came over quickly and spoke eloquently, which made him feel very excited.
“Oh? A hero?”
Saitama seemed to be a little interested, and looked up at the ceiling in thought.
There is a show!
Ge Xiaolun and Zhao Xin cheered in their hearts. Any man would want to be a hero. If they could deal with Saitama, Su Xiaoli would not be able to escape. As for recruiting a useless person? The academy should be able to afford that expense!
“Not interested.”
The door closed, leaving the two people in a daze.
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Chapter 22 Hey! Boy, do you still remember us? (New book, please help me) (Old version)
For Saitama, it’s not that he has not joined any hero associations, but after joining, he found that it was not the hero he wanted to be. Maybe… he just wanted to be a hero out of interest.
Be free and unrestrained. If you want to take on some tasks, take them. If you want to be idle, then be idle.
Delicious.
He doesn’t want to send himself to some super seminary to be criticized by a bunch of people. How boring would that be?
During the day, I basically just watch TV. Rui Mengmeng prepared lunch last night, so I just need to heat it up and eat it.
So Saitama’s daily routine is to lie down and watch TV in the morning, lie down and eat and watch TV at noon, and in the afternoon… still lie down and watch TV.
Until about seven in the afternoon.
“Teacher! I’m back!”
Rui Mengmeng’s joyful voice was heard. According to her usual working habits, she would not be back until eight or nine in the evening. However, in order to prevent fire, theft and those upstairs, she decisively came back early.
“Oh, I haven’t eaten yet.”
With his shoulders shrugged, Saitama opened the door with lifeless eyes and yawning. He had been watching TV for the whole day and felt completely depressed.
“Uh, teacher, thank you for your hard work. Mengmeng will make dinner for you right away, hehe~~~”
In order to satisfy a otaku’s fantasy about a goddess to the greatest extent, Rui Mengmeng decided to at least treat Saitama better, for example, to be more skilled, quiet, and gentle. Coupled with her beautiful girl appearance, she would definitely hold Teacher Saitama tightly in her hands and not give the enchantress upstairs any chance to take advantage of her!
After answering, Saitama thought for a moment and said, “I want to eat tomato and egg noodles with two eggs.”
What you said was so generous, so direct, and so reasonable, and I was unable to refute it?
Rui Mengmeng was almost choked. She now felt that the gentlemanly manners of the world had no restraint at all in front of the teacher she admired.
The corners of her mouth twitched slightly, and she tried her best to keep her smile straight. Rui Mengmeng said sweetly, “No problem! I’ll do whatever the teacher likes!”
Realizing that her words might be ambiguous, her pretty face suddenly turned red.
She took off her shoes directly. Today she was wearing black closed-toe tights, which made her beautiful legs particularly eye-catching. Combined with the plain short skirt, it was definitely a must-have for otakus.
Rui Mengmeng happily walked into the kitchen in cotton slippers, humming a little tune, and seemed to be in a good mood.
Indeed, when with the teacher, even though this guy usually has a big head and has no regard for her self-esteem at all, Rui Mengmeng feels very relaxed and happy.
“By the way, teacher, we haven’t bought the salt yet. The wallet is on the table, just take it. Buy it back quickly. Mengmeng is waiting for you at home. Also, if you see Su Xiaoli upstairs, ignore her. This woman has a very bad heart.”
After repeatedly reminding Saitama, Rui Mengmeng let him go.
downstairs.
Going to the supermarket to buy salt requires passing through an alley. It is now about 7:45 and it is already dark and dim.
“Hey, Master Xin, are you sure he will pass by here?”
Next to the trash can, a vague voice hesitated.
“Trust me. When has my master ever said something that doesn’t allow me to? Since that guy doesn’t want to go to the academy, we will beat him until he is willing to go! Once he sees our strength, I’m afraid he will cry and beg us! Haha~~~”
Zhao Xin next to him was showing off.
“Great! Master Xin! It turns out that you are sometimes very smart!” Ge Xiaolun exclaimed.
“Of course not!” Xin Ye said arrogantly.
After being kicked out by Saitama in the morning, the two felt more and more uncomfortable as they walked back.
After all, they were known as the two chiefs of the Super Seminary. How could they fail to attend the class for the first time? They would definitely be ashamed when they returned, especially those two idiots Cheng Yaowen and Liu Chuang. They would definitely make fun of them and ridicule them, making them unable to raise their heads in front of so many beautiful teammates!
How can a man be cowardly?
So, after the two of them discussed it, they decided to ambush Saitama downstairs and beat him up to make him understand why the flowers are so red.
Whoever has the bigger fist is the boss. This is a universal rule. Once this pretentious guy is convinced, he will behave himself. Then won’t he follow me to the Super God Academy? Then the beautiful Su Xiaoli can’t escape either!
Delicious!
The more they thought about it, the more excited they became, as if they had already seen Du Qiangwei, Miss, the wandering teacher and others rolling out the red carpet, lining the streets to welcome their triumphant return. Maybe they could even win the favor of the beautiful Su Xiaoli, and end their twenty years of single life.
But the only thing that made the two of them feel a little uncomfortable was that the trash can had a strong smell!
“Shh~~ It’s coming! It’s really coming!! Master Xin, get ready!!”
Ge Xiaolun was so excited that he poked Xin Ye with his hands.
When they saw Saitama just walking here, the two of them jumped out with a strange cry.
“Hey! Boy! Do you still remember us?”
Chapter 23 Do you want to hit me too? (New book request everything) (Old version)
When did Rui Mengmeng have her own photo?
Saitama was a little dazed looking at the pink wallet in his hand, and walked forward without looking at the road. As for the voice beside him? It shouldn’t be calling him, right?
There is a photo of Saitama on the pink wallet. He is very handsome, with fragrant black hair, a delicate face like a sculpture, and a lazy look in his eyes. He has simply charmed thousands of girls. There are also a lot of pink stars on it.
I don’t know when Rui Mengmeng took the photo secretly.
Ge Xiaolun and Zhao Xin, who had just jumped out, were stunned, watching Saitama walk past them without any reaction.
“Hey, Master Xin…was there something wrong with my slogan just now?”
“It seems so… How about? Do it again?”
Mr. Xin was not sure. How could the two great presidents of the Super Seminary be ignored?
“Boy! Stop! It’s you! Saitama boy!!”
The two chased after him and finally stopped Saitama.
Hearing his name, Saitama raised his head somewhat slowly, looked at the two of them, and thought for a while, “You… want to rob me?”
Ge Xiaolun and Zhao Xin were stunned for a moment, but it seemed that the reason of robbery could make the reason for beating Saitama more convincing?
“Yes! It’s robbery!” Zhao Xin shouted loudly.
“Qitama boy! You told me to go to the Super Seminary during the day but you didn’t go, which made me and Master Xin lose face! If I don’t beat you up and make you lie down and call me master today, I, Ge Xiaolun, will write my name upside down!”
Ge Xiaolun also said angrily.
According to the agreement between the two, they must first shock the other party with their momentum and make the other party suffer great fear in their heart, and then completely defeat Saitama with their fists, so that he can go to the Super Seminary obediently.
He glanced at the two of them, then looked at the supermarket not far away. Saitama just passed by them. He decided to buy salt first. The tomato and egg noodles would not taste good without salt. Then… he also needed to buy some eggs.
Ge Xiaolun and Zhao Xin fell silent again. They were ignored. They looked at each other blankly and looked at Saitama who was slowly walking towards the supermarket.
“Ignored?” Ge Xiaolun murmured.
“It seems so.” Zhao Xin said.
“Go for it!”
“Oh my god! I must do it! Look at my faith in you! Invincible Iron Fist!!”
roar–
As a super soldier, being ignored by a loser, Zhao Xin and Ge Xiaolun’s self-esteem suffered 100,000 points of insult and damage.
Raising his fist, Zhao Xin suddenly took a step forward, his body as fast as the wind!
What he is best at is speed and instantaneous burst of energy. With this punch, Zhao Xin is sure that he can even knock over a small car!
The powerful force of the fist compressed the air, making a sharp whistling sound.
Target, Saitama!
“Give me the letter…”
Huh?!
Zhao Xin roared with a ferocious expression. He wanted to let this guy taste what a real man’s fist of anger felt like.
But, it came to an abrupt end.
The fist stopped just in front of Saitama. The violent wind from the fist made Saitama’s black hair flutter and even lifted the fallen leaves on the street.
This guy… stopped? And turned around?
Don’t hit people in the face, this is Mr. Xin’s principle, and… he was just trying to scare them. After all, he was a super soldier, and it would not be good if he accidentally killed the other person.
But… on this guy’s face? Is it fear?
Zhao Xin looked blankly at Saitama, whose expression was dull. His dead fish eyes were not even focused on his fist.
“Hehe! Are you scared? Boy, my fists are not vegetarian. As long as you agree to go to the Super Seminary with me, I will not beat you. Otherwise, Xiaolun and I will beat you up…ah – shit!”
Zhao Xin’s harsh words were just halfway through when they stopped abruptly and turned into screams and wails. He flew backwards with a whoosh as if he was a rocket.
Boom boom
At the end of the alley, about thirty meters away, Xin Ye was clinging to the wall, his eyes rolled back and foaming at the mouth.
Saitama slowly retracted his fingers. Although he wanted salted fish, it didn’t mean that salted fish didn’t have a temper. Want to cause trouble for him? Then he would just clean it up.
With just a flick of his index finger… Zhao Xin was already kneeling.
His somewhat dull eyes slowly moved and fell on Ge Xiaolun, “Do you want to hit me too?”
Ge Xiaolun felt his legs trembling violently and looked as if he had seen a ghost.
What did he just see?
Xin Ye rushed forward with a howl, but was bounced back by the other party’s finger… with a howl? He is still embedded in the wall? His life or death is uncertain.
Being looked at by Saitama with such harmless eyes, the hairs on his body instantly stood up. Damn… his heart almost jumped out of his throat.
“I don’t know him. I’m just passing by, just passing by…”
Ge Xiaolun hurriedly found an excuse and forced an ugly smile on his face.
After thinking for a while, Saitama put down his hand, turned around, and walked slowly under Ge Xiaolun’s gaze as he watched the perverted boss leave.
It was not until Saitama walked into the supermarket in the distance that Ge Xiaolun’s legs went limp and he sat down on the ground.
It took me a while to react.
“Master Xin! Master Xin! You must not die! Master Xin, hold on—”
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Chapter 24 Su Xiaoli: One thousand yuan a time, teacher, do it (new book asks for everything) (old version)
I bought a bag of salt and a pound of eggs, spending almost ten yuan.
Something seems to be wrong?
There was an extra pair of shoes at the door, with high heels tied with gold ribbons, small and exquisite. Not many people could pull off such shoes, and Su Xiaoli happened to be one of them.
“Brother Saitama, you’re back? Tanuki has been waiting for you for a long time!”
As soon as I opened the door, I saw Su Xiaoli dressed as Catwoman.
Today she seemed to have put on some eye shadow, which made her eyes look particularly beautiful. Coupled with her red lips and well-behaved posture, she is definitely a must-have for men at home and when traveling.
He handed the thing directly to Su Xiaoli. Saitama did not react too much to Su Xiaoli’s arrival. In her opinion, there was no difference between one woman and two women in the room. Anyway, he only cared about the TV.
“Su Xiaoli, come and help me quickly! Teacher, ignore this goblin!!”
Rui Mengmeng’s hateful voice came from the kitchen.
Damn it, not long after Saitama left, that bastard Su Xiaoli actually sneaked in pretending to be a courier, and then used the excuse that there was no gas upstairs in his building and insisted on eating and drinking here for free!
Originally, Rui Mengmeng was going to refuse directly, but after being sweetened by Su Xiaoli’s offer of a cute pillow and 500 yuan for food expenses, she decisively compromised temporarily.
After all, for a super popular anchor, 500 yuan is just a small kiss!
“By the way, Brother Saitama, I bought a lot of food specially. Can you cook for me tonight, please?”
She directly grabbed Saitama’s arm and rubbed her huge breasts on it. And because she was wearing a cat maid costume, Su Xiaoli also stuck out her tongue. It was definitely the kind of shameful way of acting cute!
Rui Mengmeng is wearing black pantyhose, Su Xiaoli is wearing white, almost the same but with short skirts. If other men saw this scene, the flames of jealousy would probably burn Saitama to ashes.
There was a warm and soft feeling on my arm, and a faint fragrance between my nose, which belonged to Su Xiaoli.
“I want to watch TV.”
He directly rejected Su Xiaoli’s request. As for her breasts? Saitama simply ignored them.
The beautiful Su Xiaoli’s self-esteem suffered an unprecedented blow. Rui Mengmeng, who was watching all this in the kitchen, was furious at first, but almost laughed out loud when she saw Su Xiaoli being humiliated.
See? This is my teacher. Humph! You, a demon, want to seduce my teacher? Dream on!
“Brother Saitama, Xiao Li really wants to eat your food. After eating your food last time, I can’t eat other food anymore. I’ve been suffering from not eating recently. If you don’t believe me, touch me.”
After saying.
Su Xiaoli took Saitama’s hand and pressed it towards her lower abdomen.
“Hey! Su Xiaoli! Don’t go too far!”
Rui Mengmeng, who was laughing secretly, picked up the spatula and rushed out angrily, looking like she was going to hit someone.
She began to regret her decision to let this enchantress in. If she had known earlier, she would not have accepted her sugar-coated bullet.
Because this woman is totally shameless!!
Shame on you! Shame on you!!!
“Teacher, don’t be fooled by her. You can’t touch girls randomly! Let go!”
Pulling Saitama’s hand, Rui Mengmeng looked like her reverse scale had been touched and she was about to go berserk.
On the left and right, a cat-eared girl and a beautiful cook, the two of them sandwiched Saitama in the middle and fought over him. As for Saitama? Of course, he was ignored.
After a fierce confrontation between the two women, Su Xiaoli and Rui Mengmeng’s chests heaved slightly, beads of sweat appeared on their smooth foreheads, and a slight blush after exercise appeared on their cheeks, making them look quite charming.
“Brother Saitama, as long as you cook for me, I will give you one thousand yuan each time!”
Being forced to do this, Su Xiaoli was helpless, so she acted coquettishly, acted cute, and tried to show her affection to the man.
“Teacher! Promise her!”
Rui Mengmeng, who originally wanted to protest seriously, suddenly changed her tone.
There’s no way. I’m really short of money lately. I have a salted fish at home, and under my supervision, this goblin will never do anything out of line to the teacher.
Saitama looked at the two women and was silent for a long time before he managed to say, “Two thousand.”
Su Xiaoli, “…”
Rui Mengmeng, “…”
“Okay! Two thousand. As long as it’s cooked by Saitama-san, I’ll like it no matter how much it costs!”
Su Xiaoli was extremely proud as she hugged Saitama’s arm happily, enjoying the happiness of defeating her opponent and being close to her male god.
Super popular anchor!
He is really rich!
“One thousand dollars for you…”
Looking at Rui Mengmeng, Saitama said seriously.
Rui Mengmeng was so moved that she almost cried.
As expected, the teacher still likes me and is considerate of me, woooooooooooo…
“Buying groceries. I want two eggs for my tomato and egg noodles from now on.”
Saitama then finished the second half of the sentence, which almost suffocated Rui Mengmeng to death on the spot. Su Xiaoli couldn’t help but fall on the sofa, holding her stomach and kicking her beautiful legs and laughing, but she didn’t notice that her pink panties were slightly exposed.
Chapter 25 Two Female Beasts (New Book, Please) (Old Version)
Su Xiaoli is definitely a bit of a rip-off. She bought almost enough food for Saitama for a week, and the refrigerator is almost full. She is definitely a rich girl.
But for Saitama, cooking is now no pressure at all, and his cooking skills are now the best in the world.
When Saitama started to busy himself with washing, cutting vegetables and cooking, the cat-eared girl and the beautiful cook were standing beside him, holding up their pretty faces and looking at him with a bit of a crazy look.
Serious men are the most handsome!
This sentence is correct.
“So handsome… Mr. Saitama’s cooking posture is so handsome!”
Rui Mengmeng said in a somewhat infatuated way.
“Brother Saitama is mine! Hehehe, from now on I will eat Brother Saitama’s food every day!”
Su Xiaoli laughed playfully, her eyes seductive.
“By the way, teacher, I seemed to hear the sound of an ambulance downstairs just now. What happened?”
Suddenly remembering something, Rui Mengmeng asked curiously.
Not long after Saitama went to the supermarket, Ge Xiaolun anxiously dialed 120. Amid the hum of an ambulance, Zhao Xin was taken down from the wall and sent away.
Shaking his head, Saitama focused directly on cooking.
soon.
There were seven dishes in total.
Dry pot potato chips, fish-flavored eggplant, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, braised tofu, pan-fried bacon enoki mushroom rolls, beef brisket stewed with tomatoes and potatoes, and seaweed egg drop soup.
The steaming food was placed on the table. The tempting aroma made the two women drool and their eyes shine. At this moment, they were like two greedy little animals, full of desire.
“I’m going to start! Saitama-nii!”
“Teacher, I am so happy!!”
Their pretty faces flushed with excitement, and the two girls cried out in a coquettish manner without any mannerisms. They were simply like women who had not seen a man in ten thousand years. Their hunger… could completely be described as female beasts.
They were almost using both hands and feet, and the fight was completely intense.
It’s Saitama.
He sat nearby very indifferently, eating his meal in silence, looking at the wall with unfocused eyes, while in his head he was actually imagining today’s plot of “Intimate Paradise”.
The meal is complete.
“I’m so happy! My life is complete!” Su Xiaoli was so happy that she almost cried. She leaned her head against Saitama, and the smell that made her hormones rise rapidly went into Saitama’s nose.
“Teacher Saitama, I want to eat the food you cook for the rest of my life!”
Rui Mengmeng was not to be outdone and occupied the other shoulder.
Being able to live with the person you love, eating the super delicious meals he cooks, and looking at his handsome and charming self…this is simply a dream life!
“I’ve decided! I’m moving down!”
Suddenly, Su Xiaoli suddenly screamed.
“impossible!!”
Rui Mengmeng instantly felt like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and she almost jumped up.
This is a matter of principle and there must be no compromise, even if it means paying money!
Her eyes looked intentionally or unintentionally at the cat-eared girl’s huge breasts, then looked at her own little bun… and felt discouraged.
If this open-minded fairy moved in, who knows what would happen? Then the advantage of living with Teacher Saitama would be gone!
Every woman is selfish, especially when facing the man she likes, she will never allow other women to share him!
At least for now.
Rui Mengmeng’s attitude was extremely firm. If this beautiful, seductive, and charming rich woman came down, she would definitely be reduced to the status of a maid in the same room! This was something Rui Mengmeng absolutely didn’t want to see!
“I’m asking about Brother Saitama, not you!”
Su Xiaoli said forcefully.
Compared to the inexperienced Rui Mengmeng, she is much more experienced!
“Brother Saitama, we can play role-playing games tonight. Xiaoli likes playing with brother the most. Students, teachers, nurses, and patients are all fine~~ Hehehe~~~”
By the way, she pushed the ball towards Saitama intentionally or unintentionally. Su Xiaoli’s eyes were moving, like a delicate and lustful flower waiting to be picked, so beautiful.
“Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!! Teacher, please don’t agree!! I can also play role-playing games with you, and Mengmeng can play too!!”
Realizing that the crisis was coming, Rui Mengmeng took the risk and took the initiative to rub against Saitama.
We can’t let this goblin take over no matter what!
This is a matter of principle, principle, principle!!!
“It’s half past eight. Intimate Paradise is about to start. I’m going to watch TV.”
Saitama said this for no reason, without any emotion on his face. He walked straight towards the tatami, then, in the stunned eyes of the two girls, he lay down like a lazy fish and began to watch TV with relish.
As for what they just talked about? Saitama really didn’t hear it. What he was concerned about now was how the plot of this episode would develop.
“Oh, by the way, the dishes need to be washed, otherwise they will smell overnight.”
Without even turning his head, he just ate his snacks while giving instructions to someone unknown.
The two girls, “…”
After a moment, I reacted.
“Brother Saitama, don’t worry, I will wash the dishes thoroughly! Hehehe~~~~”
“I’ll wash, I’ll wash~ Go away, fairy!”
“Why did Mengmeng push me? Did you want to push me down? Brother Saitama, come and help me~~”
“asshole!!”
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Chapter 26: Saitama’s First (New Book Request Everything) (Old Version)
In the scramble between the two women, all the dishes and chopsticks were washed clean, and even the kitchen tables and chairs were cleaned and looked as bright and clean as new.
The two women had expressions that showed they were not willing to be outdone.
This is simply amazing!!
And Ge Xiaolun also said… the other party was an ordinary person and only used one finger?
Wandering Ryze didn’t believe it, and even MISS didn’t believe it, but the facts forced them to believe it.
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Chapter 27: Cold and Beautiful Du Qiangwei (New Book Asking for Everything) (Old Version)
“Teacher Ruiz, this person called Saitama? I’m afraid he has greater potential than Su Xiaoli, and…probably stronger than all of our current students.”
The white fingers gently pushed the black frame, and the corners of Miss’s mouth curled up slightly.
“you mean?”
Ryze put down the documents in his hand and thought about something.
“It is definitely a good choice to recruit such a talented person with great potential into our academy. Admiral Dukao sent some information not long ago. Please take a look.”
Smiling, he handed the prepared information to Ryze.
Ryze was stunned for a moment. Recruit? He looked at Miss with a suspicious look.
You know, although MISS looks weak, Ryze knows that her strength is comparable to his own, and he has very high standards and rarely praises someone.
Now you’re talking about ‘huge potential’?
In addition, Dukao also sent information? Could it be that this guy had alarmed Dukao before? I have to take a closer look at who this person is.
As Ryze continued to look through the information given by MISS, his expression became more and more interesting.
“A-level top secret information, tearing apart a Taotie aircraft with bare hands?”
I broke out in a cold sweat. This kind of power… is it something an ordinary earthling has?
“S-level top secret information, blasting the third generation super soldier Crocodile Thordon with one punch?”
“S-level top secret information, suspected to have two female companions with super genetic potential?”
Ryze was a bit confused. Saitama was rated much higher than Su Xiaoli by Dukao. Didn’t he think the recruitment he had asked Ge Xiaolun and others to do was a waste of time?
The problem is… I didn’t pick up the sesame seeds, which is embarrassing.
“What do you think? Mr. Ruiz, he should be a candidate for us to recruit, right? However, according to his current strength level, unless we go to recruit him personally and join forces, it will be difficult to suppress him in terms of strength.”
“But now we can’t leave, maybe we need to build good relations in another gentle way?”
MISS said with a smile, her beautiful eyes flashing with an extremely determined light.
This surprised Ryze a little. After all, he had been working with MISS for many years. This kind of look… Ryze had never seen it before. It was the first time he saw MISS so interested in a man!
“Indeed, if this information is correct, I’m afraid… this guy alone is enough to push our god-making project to a whole new and higher level!”
Ryze was deeply moved and agreed with it.
“However, Ge Xiaolun and Zhao Xin are no longer qualified for this mission. As for Liu Chuang? I’m afraid he is not suitable either. It would be great if the goddess Reina could come. Unfortunately, according to the news from Lieyang Star, it is expected to take a few days for her to arrive, and… she may not be willing.”
Ryze smiled bitterly and said, “Super Seminary has just been established and is short of staff. Now I can’t leave. It’s really a headache.” (Reina’s appearance time has been modified, mainly for the plot, please forgive me)
“Then we have no choice but to… let the lady pass.” MISS murmured.
The two exchanged glances, and Wandering Ryze nodded slowly.
“Then let her go, and let Qiangwei come to see me.”
Ten minutes later.
A stunning beauty appeared with burgundy waist-length hair, an oval face, extremely straight facial features, and a high nose bridge. She could be described as an ice and snow goddess.
A set of combat leather armor shows off her slender figure, black leather boots make her thighs look extremely slender, and several daggers with sharp luster are tied to her amazingly elastic thighs.
Tall, cold, and no one allowed!
This is the first impression of this beauty.
Indeed.
As the recognized ice and snow goddess of the Super Seminary, Du Qiangwei is famous for her coldness.
At that time, the three best friends in Durban were tied to a roadside pillar in the school and beaten, especially the unlucky loser Ge Xiaolun, who was forced to cry and sing to conquer him.
Du Qiangwei is not only the goddess in the eyes of all soldiers, but also a powder keg.
Haven’t you seen that the corpses of those who pursued her could circle the earth three times if connected together, and countless people died by daggers. It is rumored that many guys who wanted to do something to her turned into Dudanxia or Qigenmen.
so.
Even though she is just a student, Du Qiangwei’s aura is definitely comparable to that of MISS and others.
Cold, calm, and awe-inspiring!
“Mr. Ruiz, Ms. MISS, what do you want to talk to me about?”
Du Qiangwei asked when she was suddenly called over.
“hehe.”
Seeing Du Qiangwei’s temperament, the two men were not angry at all, but rather quite proud.
This is the most powerful warrior currently in the God-making Project!
Yes, no doubt about it.
In addition, Du Qiangwei controls the micro-wormhole technology and possesses super genes in space. Her future potential is limitless. In her, Ryze and MISS seem to be able to see the future of the Super Seminary!
“Qiangwei, I asked you to come here because I have an important task for you. Please take a look at these materials first.”
Ryze smiled kindly and handed the information to Rose.
Three minutes later.
Du Qiangwei’s expression became more and more solemn, her eyebrows were slightly furrowed, and the coldness in her eyes became more and more intense.
Xiukou spoke with absolute certainty.
“I refuse!”
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Chapter 28 I can’t guarantee whether I will kill Saitama (New book, please help) (Old version)
“I can’t accept being a classmate of such a bad person, and I don’t think such a guy has the willpower of a super soldier!”
Du Qiangwei gave a cold answer without any hesitation.
Because these materials include Saitama’s address, hobbies, and recent things.
In addition to causing damage, there are several other things they do.
“It is suspected that they lured and abducted a young girl. The target is Rui Mengmeng. The two parties are likely living together!”
“Setting up a stall in a public place affects traffic and is fined 1,600 yuan, and the ticket will be kept on file.”
“He seems to have an ambiguous relationship with Su Xiaoli. I once found signs of two women sleeping with him on a live broadcast website!”
The military has obtained all the information about Saitama, especially the videos from the previous live broadcast, and has organized them in great detail. Various signs indicate that… this is a powerful but morally corrupt, corrupt character, depraved humanity, a beast with no conscience and no bottom line!
If Du Qiangwei was asked to deal with this guy, she might agree immediately. After all, in her opinion, such lustful men deserve to be punished.
He actually played multiple groups? Kidnapping young girls, live streaming indecent scenes… Each of these was enough for Du Qiangwei to poke eight or ten holes in Saitama’s body.
Now she was asked to invite such a scum who was suspected of being a ‘kidnapper of young girls’ to the school? She must be dreaming!
Poor Saitama, he probably doesn’t know that Du Qiangwei has already labeled him a “child girl kidnapper”.
This woman is so powerful!
“Haha, Qiangwei, these are just speculations, not necessarily facts. Besides, he is really powerful! According to the information from Ge Xiaolun and Zhao Xin, as long as Saitama is recruited, there is a great possibility that Su Xiaoli or Rui Mengmeng will be recruited!”
Ryze comforted him with a stiff smile.
“Ge Xiaolun? Zhao Xin? Didn’t they go to recruit Su Xiaoli?”
Rose raised her eyebrows.
“Well……”
Ryze was a little embarrassed to speak.
“Now Zhao Xin is lying in the hospital receiving treatment. They fought with Saitama yesterday, but… they were defeated by the opponent with just one finger.” MISS pushed her glasses and said seriously.
Du Qiangwei’s eyelids twitched and she was shocked by the latest news.
Although Ge Xiaolun and Zhao Xin were shameless and not very strong in combat, they were very tough!
Was he defeated by just one finger? And was he even in need of medical treatment?
Du Qiangwei didn’t quite believe it in her heart, but seeing the extremely serious looks in Ryze and MISS’s eyes, she had to accept this fact.
However, the label for Saitama in my mind has also changed a little, “a scum who needs to be killed immediately”!
“Rose, according to our original plan, Miss and I should have gone there to recruit them in person, but a goddess is coming to the academy soon, and there are many things involved. I can’t leave for the time being, so I would like to trouble you to go there for me.”
With a wry smile, Ryze tried to speak in a gentle tone.
Reina is the princess of the Fiery Sun Star. This time she came to the Super Seminary, which is a bit like an exchange student of the academy.
The current strength of the Fiery Sun Civilization is absolutely enough to crush the Earth, and the only person behind Ryze is Dukao of the Denor Civilization. The Denor Civilization was originally a civilization of the same level as the Fiery Sun, but now it has fallen and is not as strong as before.
Therefore, in front of the Fiery Sun Civilization, Ryze did not dare to be careless. What’s more, she was the other party’s princess. Of course, he had to give her enough face, entertain her well, and take care of every detail.
After a long silence, Qiangwei hesitated. She could not convince herself to recruit a bastard into the academy.
MISS was also a little disappointed. It seemed that Du Qiangwei had given up. Did she have to finish her current work and go there in person?
Of course she could go in person, and she was quite attracted to this handsome young man.
Just as Du Qiangwei was about to speak, her communicator rang.
“Aunt Lianfeng?” Du Qiangwei’s heart skipped a beat, and she had a bad feeling.
“Rose, the general has something to tell you.”
Lianfeng’s voice came from the communicator, followed by Dukao’s voice.
“Qiangwei, I found an Earthling with great potential in Tianhe City the day before yesterday. I need you to establish a good relationship with him for me and try to adopt a gentle strategy. Even if it is a last resort, you must not fight him! The other party is very strong, even stronger than you!”
Dukao’s voice sounded a little worried and heavy.
“Is your name Saitama?” Qiangwei asked.
“You know? That’s great. No matter what method you use, you must handle your relationship with Saitama well and make him trust you! Trust our Super Seminary! You must not cause any resistance from him, understand? This is an order!!”
The voice suddenly became a little harsher.
After discussing with Lianfeng, Dukao finally decided to entrust this important task, which might affect the entire war situation on Earth, to his daughter.
Ryze and MISS also heard Dukao’s voice.
Ryze: “…”
MISS, “…”
rose,”……”
“Okay! I agree, but if this guy does anything excessive, I can’t guarantee that I won’t kill him!”
Finally he agreed, which made Ryze and MISS both breathe a sigh of relief.
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Chapter 29 Du Qiangwei’s Strategy Plan (New Book Request Everything) (Old Version)
After making a fuss for a while, Su Xiaoli was finally driven away.
But before leaving, he gave Saitama all kinds of flying spit, which made Rui Mengmeng so angry that she almost smeared this goblin’s face with a mop.
After watching TV, go to bed.
Surprisingly, Rui Mengmeng was particularly well-behaved today. She had taken a shower early. It was the first time I saw her wearing a white camisole, revealing her smooth shoulders, delicate collarbones, and her thin skirt was faintly visible.
She was kneeling next to Saitama, looking like a little wife, with graceful curves and charming arcs.
“Ha~~~ go to sleep.”
After a yawn, the TV series was finished and Saitama went straight to sleep without snoring for a minute.
Rui Mengmeng, who had finally made up her mind and was ready to seduce, was speechless, “…”
Why is the teacher like this!
Looking at Saitama who was snoring like a lazy fish, Rui Mengmeng wanted to cry but had no tears. It seemed that she had to be more proactive next time. She was so sad.
In the next few days.
Rui Mengmeng goes out to work and earn money during the day. Su Xiaoli plans to invade from time to time. She is successfully intercepted by Rui Mengmeng several times, but she also succeeds a few times.
After the first experience, Rui Mengmeng kept a close eye on Saitama and prevented Saitama from being raped again, which made Su Xiaoli angry.
As for her offensive of dolls and cash, Rui Mengmeng, who had been humiliated by the other party’s big breasts, said that she would also stick to her position and never surrender!
Just like that, life seemed to be back on track.
The salted fish is leisurely and carefree.
Half a month passed in a flash.
5:15 pm.
“I’m back! Teacher.”
Dragging her tired body, Rui Mengmeng felt like a walking corpse. Because she rejected Su Xiaoli’s financial advances and her teacher’s amazing appetite, she had to work two part-time jobs. Of course, they were both serious jobs, but they were extremely tiring!
But as soon as she came back, she felt extremely happy, after all, she had at least stayed with her teacher for another day.
So happy!
He opened the door for Rui Mengmeng, hugged Saitama with a cheerful hug, and buried his head in Saitama’s arms to keep warm.
Starting from the past two days, Rui Mengmeng finally plucked up the courage to hug Saitama on her own initiative. She originally thought that she would be rejected by Xianyu, but unexpectedly, Teacher Saitama did not refuse, which made her quite encouraged.
So, from that day on, the first thing she did when she got home every day was to hug Saitama and let her experience the pleasure of being a “teacher’s wife”, even though this was a self-proclaimed title…
“Let me cook for you, teacher, what do you want to eat?”
After loosening the embrace, Rui Mengmeng’s happy smile almost melted, and the air was filled with the scent of love.
“Braised pork elbow, Dongpo pork, corn and pork ribs soup.”
Saitama answered very quickly and with a startled affirmation.
Rui Mengmeng was a little confused. Didn’t the teacher like to eat tomato and egg noodles? Why did the taste change?
“Teacher…where did you see these dishes?”
“On TV, I want to eat these.”
The serious look in his eyes made Rui Mengmeng unable to refuse. As an authentic 24K pure salted fish, Saitama has recently become obsessed with a Chinese program “A Bite of China”. These dishes were seen on TV, which aroused his craving for salted fish.
Rui Mengmeng almost fainted, but how could she refuse Teacher Saitama’s request?
“Teacher, then go buy the ingredients. Mengmeng is going to cook for you.”
He handed the pink wallet to Saitama, who said “oh” and walked away, as if it was a matter of course, without any awareness that he was a gigolo!
Go downstairs.
Passing through an alley, I went to the supermarket. It was still open as usual at this time. The money Rui Mengmeng earned was barely enough to feed this salted fish. She was happy… and painful.
“Hello, can you tell me how to get to No. 199 Xiangzhang Street?”
When passing a corner, a beautiful woman with long burgundy hair and a pretty figure suddenly asked Saitama for directions.
Originally, Du Qiangwei planned to come during the day, but according to Miss MISS’s eyes that could only be understood but not expressed, the evening… was the best time to capture Saitama, so Du Qiangwei arrived nearby at this time.
And he happened to meet a passerby, a young man dressed as Wolf? What a funny guy!
“No. 199 Xiangzhang Street?”
He stopped, scratched his head and looked up at the sky, as if he was thinking. After all, Saitama was still imagining the TV series in his mind just now, and he seemed to be addicted to TV series.
This place seems familiar?
“Oh, over there, just go straight and turn left.”
He pointed to the distance and then walked straight past. As a hero, it is his duty and sentiment to show the way to passers-by.
“Thanks.”
Looking at Saitama’s back, Du Qiangwei expressed her gratitude, but always felt something was wrong.
Following Saitama’s instructions, Du Qiangwei walked along the alley and then took the elevator upstairs.
“here?”
She looked at the door in front of her with some suspicion. There were three or four pairs of women’s shoes at the door, including exquisite women’s high heels, pure women’s white sneakers, and fiery red high-heeled women’s leather shoes. But from the shoes, it can be seen that the woman in the room must be passionate or quiet.
If you guessed correctly, it should be Su Xiaoli and Rui Mengmeng.
And the pair of big slippers in the middle of these high heels is definitely the most realistic portrayal of a sloppy, disgusting hooligan!
Evaluation ticket plus more
My head hurts from typing, and my hair is falling out. I wonder if I will become stronger…
Chapter 30: Saving the Lost Girl (New Book, Please Help) (Old Version)
There was a knock on the door.
“Teacher! Are you back?!”
Rui Mengmeng’s excited cry immediately rang out, and as soon as she opened the door, her pretty face was filled with happiness and joy.
Du Qiangwei, “…”
The two were stunned.
Du Qiangwei didn’t expect that young girls nowadays were so innocent. They looked like happy wives even after being cheated. She also felt the importance of this mission from the bottom of her heart, and the great contribution of killing a scumbag to this society.
“Who are you? Where is the teacher?”
Rui Mengmeng looked at Du Qiangwei warily, with a hint of hostility on her pretty face.
Su Xiaoli alone was enough to give her a headache, and now there was a cold and strong-looking woman? How was she going to live in the future?
“Rui Mengmeng?” Du Qiangwei asked tentatively, and took the opportunity to peek inside through the crack in the door.
On the sofa in the living room in the distance were some dolls and women’s clothes scattered around, even stockings, panties and the like (Su Xiaoli really had a bad habit of throwing underwear around), it was simply unforgivable!
What kind of desolate and corrupt life is this guy Saitama leading? !
“How do you know my name? Who are you?” Rui Mengmeng widened her eyes in surprise.
“I’m Du Qiangwei, from the Huaxia National Security Investigation Team. This is an investigation order. Does Saitama live here too?”
Showing the prepared documents, Lianfeng and MISS had made very thorough arrangements and even designed several different action plans for different situations, and the current one was one of them.
Seeing the seemingly powerful document in the other party’s hand, Rui Mengmeng, who was often frightened by the police, showed a trace of timidity. She dared not hide anything. Instead, she became more worried that something had happened to Teacher Saitama.
“The teacher is a good person! The teacher is really a good person! Sister Qiangwei, please don’t make things difficult for Teacher Saitama. I live with him now and he is really nice. Although I am exhausted every night (of course I am tired from working two jobs), he makes me very happy. Such a person cannot be a bad person!”
He explained incoherently, fearing that Teacher Saitama would be taken away.
But the meaning of these words changed in Qiangwei’s ears. Living together… I am exhausted every night… But I am also very happy…
“Scum!”
Du Qiangwei spat and clenched her white fists. She had already equated Saitama with a pervert who seduced young girls. “Where is Saitama?”
“Ah, teacher… the teacher went downstairs to buy vegetables.”
I was frightened by Du Qiangwei’s expression. Compared with Rui Mengmeng, the other party was someone who often fought with real guns and knives. Her momentum was very intimidating.
“What is he dressed like?” Du Qiangwei asked.
“Teacher…big slippers, beach shorts, Wolf vest…” Rui Mengmeng said in a trembling voice.
It’s him!
Du Qiangwei’s expression was wonderful when she reacted instantly.
Did I just ask this scumbag for directions? If I had known, I should have subdued him to the ground and maintained social order!
“Okay! Very good! You stay here and I will find a chance to rescue you!”
With a frosty look on her pretty face, Du Qiangwei turned around and left.
The above request is aimed at Saitama. As for the poor Rui Mengmeng who is in dire straits, she secretly makes up her mind that she must come and rescue the fallen girl next time.
supermarket.
Because there were a lot of dishes to cook, everything needed to be bought, such as star anise, cinnamon, pepper powder, etc. Saitama pushed the cart and bought a lot of things.
Along the way, he attracted the attention of many young girls and women who came to shop nearby. He was so handsome!
There were even some young women who followed and took photos secretly, with the look of female perverts on their faces.
Finally got it done.
While queuing to pay, the woman in front of me was a 70% beauty. Her facial features could be rated 70%, but she also had a great figure, especially her fair skin. She could also be considered a top-notch beauty.
At this moment, he was looking at Saitama with an infatuated look on his face and even forgot to pay.
“Does the handsome guy live nearby? Me too, what a coincidence.”
The young woman took the initiative to strike up a conversation, which made the aunt who collected the money angry.
Saitama was a little confused. Why were the women in this world… like they were not full? Everyone felt hungry when they saw him?
“Well, it seems…it’s your turn to pay.”
He pointed at the supermarket lady who was on the verge of going berserk.
The young woman had a crazy look on her face, with rosy cheeks and a loving expression. After all, this kind of lonely young woman was really yearning for the wild handsome guy living near her home.
“What a scumbag!!”
A delicate cry was heard, accompanied by the sound of high-heeled boots tapping on the ground.
The long burgundy hair left a charming fragrance in the air, but it could not conceal Du Qiangwei’s angry expression. She took two steps at a time and walked up to the scumbag who was wearing a Wolf’s clothes, big shorts and slippers with a lot of anger.
The young woman was stunned for a moment, and looked at Du Qiangwei’s proud face with some jealousy and surprise.
Instead, the old lady and the customers behind her looked gloating.
“Look! You, a bitch, are here to hook up with a man, and now his wife is here! Tsk tsk tsk tsk~~~”
But the aunt is a little confused. Why does this handsome guy’s girlfriend… seem to have changed from the previous innocent girl?
When I woke up, I found that two big people had rewarded me. I felt that I had become powerful again.
Delicious~~~
Chapter 31: The Script of the Wife Catching the Mistress (New Book, Please Ask for Everything) (Old Version)
Saitama looked blankly at Du Qiangwei who rushed in front of him, with her pair of breasts almost touching him.
He had a high nose bridge, delicate cheeks and perfect facial features, but his charming eyes were filled with rage at the moment, as if he wanted to eat someone, and he was staring at Saitama menacingly.
The aura of the wife who was going to beat up the mistress frightened the young woman so much that she ran away in shame. As for the cashier and the customer behind her?
They didn’t dare to say a word, as this might be the scene of a murder.
The lights from the supermarket shone down from above Saitama’s head, illuminating his extremely handsome profile.
Before, I couldn’t see Saitama clearly because it was dim in the evening and let him get away with it. But now, looking at Saitama under the light, he has a tall body like jade, a handsome face under black hair, and deep and calm eyes.
Rose’s heart couldn’t help but beat fast, and her cheeks quickly turned red.
But the more this happened, the more she felt that this guy was too dangerous. Even she was prone to falling for him?
“Saitama! Scum! Shameless bastard!!”
Restraining the inner impulse, new and old hatreds burst out together!
If it weren’t for the mission requirements, Du Qiangwei would definitely take out the God-killing Dagger and pierce eight or ten holes in this guy’s body to make him understand the consequences of bullying a woman!
At this moment, Qiangwei looked like an ex-girlfriend who was dumped in a melodramatic drama, with resentful eyes and a chest heaving violently with anger.
Looking at the furious Du Qiangwei with even greater confusion, Saitama was in a daze.
I just bought some vegetables…what happened?
Isn’t this the woman who just asked me for directions?
Ignoring this crazy woman, Saitama flipped through Rui Mengmeng’s pink wallet and asked the cashier.
Looking at the wallet in Saitama’s hand, Du Qiangwei was even more certain that Saitama was a huge scumbag and a pervert!
The man uses a pink wallet with little stars on it!
That’s disgusting!
suddenly.
The cell phone rang, Saitama stopped taking out money and turned on the phone.
“Rui Mengmeng’s husband, right? This is the police station. You still have 1,600 yuan in fines to pay. If you don’t pay it today, we will take compulsory measures against Rui Mengmeng!”
A rough male police officer’s voice sounded.
However, there was also a dissatisfied woman’s voice nearby, “Hey! Saitama, you bastard, come over and pay the money quickly, I’m waiting to get off work!”
It was Qilin, the policewoman who gave him the ticket.
“Why do I have to pay?”
Saitama asked.
“Your wife did a good thing. If you don’t pay me, I will arrest your wife and put her in jail tomorrow! And you too! It will be too late for you to regret it then! Hurry up, I’m waiting until I get off work!”
Qilin snatched the phone and pouted impatiently, but there was a hint of pride on her pretty face. She also played with her pistol, which scared the male police officer next to her.
I thought Saitama would come over to pay the money, but it’s almost Saturday and this bastard doesn’t have any intention of being a law-abiding citizen?
That’s why Qilin called to urge him. As for wanting to see this handsome guy again? That’s of course not a valid reason!
“Oh, then you can arrest her and put her in jail.”
Saitama was about to hang up the phone with an expressionless face.
This answer made Qilin, who was so proud, almost vomit blood, and the male police officer had an expression of discovery that was bizarre.
This operation is amazing!
“Hey! Saitama, I’ll arrest you too and put you in jail! Bastard, don’t you realize you’re about to be caught? Sixteen thousand, come and pay up quickly, I’m waiting for you to get off work!”
Qilin’s explosive voice was heard, and she hated this guy so much that her teeth were itching.
I was silent for three seconds, thinking about whether this would affect my watching of the drama.
“Oh, I’ll come over.”
Having agreed, Saitama hung up the phone.
If I get locked up in police station, I probably won’t be able to see the intimate paradise tonight, and Rui Mengmeng might be in trouble tomorrow. By then… these troubles will most likely be transferred to me, so I might as well go there.
After hanging up the phone, I directed myself to the police station.
“Comrade Qilin, this guy is absolutely the best I have ever seen!”
The male police officer next to him adjusted his hair in a showy manner. He was very upset about this first-time offender Saitama, whom the policewoman Qilin had been talking about for several days! Now it was just the right time to add insult to injury.
“What do you know! This is manliness!”
Qilin hummed a little tune happily, secretly delighted in her heart, she didn’t expect that Saitama seemed to think highly of Rui Mengmeng? Then… this lady’s chance has come?
In the supermarket, all kinds of resentful eyes were focused on the guy who hadn’t paid for ten minutes.
“Please help me get it.”
He handed the thing directly to Qiangwei, which made Qiangwei unable to react for a while.
“I have to go to the police station. Please hold this for me. This is tonight’s dinner. I will be back soon.”
After all, in this salted fish’s consciousness, among the people present, Du Qiangwei might be the only one who was a little familiar to him. After all, she had shown the way to him, so it was natural for her to do so.
Without waiting for Qiangwei to answer, Saitama quickly left the supermarket, leaving everyone confused and bewildered.
Chapter 32 Saturday Supermarket Discount Sale (New Book Asking for Everything) (Old Edition)
Police station.
“The total is 1,600 yuan. You’re still short of 130 yuan, but I’ll make up the difference for you. You’ll pass. Now follow me inside to take notes.”
Qilin had a smug smile on her face, and her beautiful eyes were peeking at Saitama intentionally or unintentionally. Her happy look made the other male colleagues present howl in their hearts.
Policewoman Qilin has only been working for less than two months, but she has already conquered the hearts of these single guys. Many of them even took a fierce pursuit offensive against her, but in the end… they just backed off after this guy pointed a gun at their heads.
At least right now, there is no male animal in the entire police station who dares to respond to Qilin’s words.
“You want to be my boyfriend? Let me shoot you ten times!”
Therefore, in this situation surrounded by wolves, no one dares to mess with this top-notch policewoman who is big and brainless, extremely tough, and occasionally acts coquettishly and cutely and cuts you into pieces with a smile!
But now?
This extremely violent policewoman Qilin actually…actually dragged a pretty boy to a private interrogation room? Was it necessary to take such a serious matter of setting up a street stall? No matter how I thought about it, I felt that this scene was a little wrong.
“Here, here’s the information for the transcript, fill it out immediately.”
Handing the form that had been prepared long ago to Saitama, Qilin was secretly delighted and almost showed her little fox tail.
“Oh? Need to fill these out?”
Saitama raised the paper with some doubt and asked puzzledly.
The above content is “age, height, weight, measurements, birthday…”
It was relatively normal at the beginning, but it became more and more outrageous later on.
“What do you like to eat? What’s your ideal wife like? Have you ever masturbated? Are you interested in shooting? If a girl asks you out, what kind of date scene do you want? What’s your favorite part of a woman? Hands, face, buttocks…”
“Of course! These are all formalities! They must be completed!”
Qilin snorted coldly and said righteously, but she had her own plans in mind. She had finally finished the form, which took her a whole night, and now she still had dark circles under her eyes.
The procedures in this world are really complicated, but Saitama still filled them out honestly one by one, but some of the questions were really difficult.
Time passes by little by little.
“Write quickly, it’s almost six o’clock. It’s finally Saturday, and I’m so tired. By the way, are you free tomorrow?”
Qilin covered her mouth with her hands and was secretly delighted. Her beautiful eyes were shining. She bent over and watched Saitama fill out the form.
There was already the howling of wolves outside.
“Ahhhhhh~~~This isn’t fair! My goddess Qilin!!”
“Why not me? I also want to be taught by Goddess Qilin in the little house!”
“Get lost! Can you withstand ten bullets?”
“But this pretty boy can’t do that either? God is not fair!”
“I’m handsome! You have a greasy uncle’s pig face… I won’t even accept your offer!”
“Oh! my heart is broken!”
The other male colleagues had green eyes, and the whole police station was filled with a strong smell of jealousy. If looks could kill, Saitama would probably be riddled with wounds by now.
What a great gesture! I’d be willing to let Teacher Qilin tutor me for the rest of my life…
“Saturday?”
Saitama’s pen suddenly stopped, and Qilin was also stunned.
“What’s wrong? I have a few more questions. What do you like to eat? What kind of girls do you like? And this, when do you usually feel the most impulsive about wanting that?”
Damn it.
Lian Qilin even felt ashamed of herself. What was going on in her head last night that she could come up with so many insightful questions.
“Saturday is supermarket sale day.”
Saitama stood up while wiping Qilin’s nose.
The sudden movement almost made Qilin fall to the ground.
“Huh? What’s wrong? This is normal.”
Qilin asked doubtfully.
“It will close at 6:30. It’s 6:23 now, so there are still seven minutes.”
Glancing at the clock on the wall, Saitama said very seriously.
“It’s just a supermarket sale, this kind of…”
Qilin didn’t finish her words.
“I have to leave now, I will miss the sale!”
The words fell.
Amid the puzzled gazes of the crowd, Saitama walked straight towards the steel isolation gate of the police station as if he was in his own backyard.
Click, click, click~~~
There was a teeth-grinding sound of steel twisting.
The steel fence that was strong enough to defend against destruction by professional strongmen was now as soft as noodles and was broken abruptly, opening up a twisted passage.
Saitama walked out from here with a clear mind, opened the door, and hurried towards the supermarket.
Leaving behind a confused guy in the police station.
Everyone looked at Saitama’s back and stood petrified.
“Gurgle~~~”
The sound of swallowing saliva.
“I…did I see it right? This…this is 893 reinforced steel bar. He, he broke it open with his hands?”
“You’re not mistaken… look at the floor again.”
There were suddenly several footprints of varying depths on the floor, and the stones inside were trampled into powder.
“So strong!”
Qilin was stunned, but when she came to her senses, her pretty face flushed with excitement and her whole body was shaking.
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Chapter 33: Saitama’s Birthday Gift (New Book Request Everything) (Old Version)
When I got back to the supermarket, it was exactly 6:31 and the sale time had passed.
Saitama stood at the door, the wind blowing and ruffling his black hair.
A bit bleak.
“Young man! You are here at last! Your things! Don’t forget them!”
The cashier suddenly called out to Saitama and pointed at the things Saitama had just bought.
Oh, by the way, where is Du Qiangwei?
Saitama looked around in confusion and found that she had left, but the things she was asked to take were placed next to her. It seemed that… she had waited for him for a while and left without any result?
“How much?”
Looking through Rui Mengmeng’s wallet, Saitama’s heart was bleeding. He couldn’t catch up with the supermarket’s discount sales. What a loss.
“I’ve already paid for your girlfriend! Wow, young man, you’re amazing! You change girlfriends every few days~~~”
The cashier lady kept giving Saitama a fierce look.
Saitama was fine, but a friend who was buying instant noodles behind him vomited immediately.
I got the things I just bought, and there was a note on it, which was left by Du Qiangwei.
The handwriting looks a bit messy…it seems that he was in a hurry, or maybe he was angry.
“Super Seminary Girls’ Dormitory, 301, Du Qiangwei, 68 yuan owed! Remember to pay me back, scumbag!”
“…He’s a good person.”
Saitama was stunned for a moment, then put the note into Rui Mengmeng’s wallet.
Although Saitama pays close attention to supermarket sales and discounts, he doesn’t like owing others money, so he will just return the money to her when the time comes.
When I got home, it was almost eight o’clock.
Rui Mengmeng sat on the sofa, her pretty face full of worry. Next to her was Su Xiaoli, who had successfully landed at the door at some point.
At this moment, she had taken off her shoes and was wearing black tights. Her beautiful legs were curled up on the sofa, and she was comforting Rui Mengmeng with a smile.
“Don’t worry, nothing will happen to that guy. Maybe he was staring at the TV on the way and was in a daze. Let’s wait a while.”
Rui Mengmeng was so upset that she could not even cry when she was comforted by her love rival.
“I bought these ingredients.”
The door was not closed, Saitama walked in directly, closed the door, and then glanced at the two girls. He was no longer surprised by Su Xiaoli who had always been taking advantage of him.
This woman even stayed overnight at Saitama’s house once, and recently she has been showing a strong tendency to ask for overnight stays.
“Wow! Teacher, you’re finally back! I thought…”
Rui Mengmeng, crying with joy, wanted to rush over, but Su Xiaoli got there first.
Su Xiaoli, full of tenderness and affection, stood in front of Saitama, standing on tiptoe, with the tip of her nose almost touching Saitama. She was a little shorter than Saitama, but had a better figure.
“Teacher Saitama… Xiao Tanuki has been waiting for you for a long time. You must have been tired. Let me massage your shoulders for you.”
After saying that, without waiting for Rui Mengmeng to react, she turned around and walked to Saitama with a smile, her long straight black hair brushing across Saitama’s cheek, making her look charming.
Crunchy~~
This is the sound of Rui Mengmeng clenching her fists and her teeth clicking.
I just thought she was a good person and comforted me, but in the blink of an eye she sold me. Su Xiaoli is also a big bastard!
At the strong request of the two girls, dinner was once again prepared by Saitama.
The only difference is that you will have an extra treat: a cat-eared girl to rub your shoulders and a beautiful cook to massage your back.
The meal is served steaming hot.
The two beauties seemed to go crazy all of a sudden, screaming excitedly, and hugging Saitama from the left and right, offering him sweet kisses passionately.
“I’m going to start!”
“Thank you, teacher!!”
The two girls were so happy that they were about to cry. They could not resist the aroma of the food.
The working girl Rui Mengmeng was hungry all day and her stomach was rumbling. The super popular anchor Su Xiaoli was in a state of losing weight recently, but in front of her favorite prince, his cooking skills were still the most important.
The two women were completely conquered.
The meal tasted like a pyramid scheme. The whole night was filled with the howling of women. They were two hungry little she-wolves who had absolutely no regard for their image.
“Brother Saitama, this is for you! Hehehe~~”
Stroking her bloated belly, Su Xiaoli’s pretty face was filled with a charming rosy glow. She was quite proud and looked at Rui Mengmeng with a bit of showing off in her eyes.
She handed over a small package.
“What’s this?”
Rui Mengmeng asked curiously, and Saitama was also curious.
Is this a gift for myself?
If Su Xiaoli’s fans knew that the beautiful girl gave gifts to the boy, they would probably cry for mercy.
After opening the small package, Rui Mengmeng stopped using her chopsticks, her little mouth opened into an O shape, with an expression as if she had seen a ghost, and she looked at Su Xiaoli with shock on her face.
Su Xiaoli was even more proud. She proudly played with her hair with her white fingers and almost wrote the words “Sister is so awesome, right?”
Saitama was a little dazed. He ate two mouthfuls of rice, drank a sip of soup, and looked at Su Xiaoli in confusion.
“Do you like this gift? It’s for you, Brother Saitama! I heard that today is Brother Saitama’s birthday! Happy birthday to you!!”
Su Xiaoli smiled sweetly, looking extremely charming, with tenderness flowing in her eyes.
Flowers plus more~~~
In addition, Mr. Saitama will not join the academy, so happy~~
Chapter 34 For our happy life (New book asks for everything) (Old version)
“Birthday?”
June 14th?
I almost forgot that since I became stronger, single life has made Saitama pay attention to the broadcast schedule of TV series, as well as the monsters nearby that can be sold to make money.
“Well, Mr. Saitama, happy birthday!!”
Su Xiaoli gave a big hug, followed by a ten-second deep kiss, and completely took the initiative in the competition with Rui Mengmeng.
Because… the gift she gave was something that even ten Rui Mengmengs couldn’t afford.
Two hundred thousand in cash, neatly stacked in a bag, almost blinded the eyes of a certain cute loser girl.
“Shameless woman! She actually used money to seduce Teacher Huo!!”
Rui Mengmeng screamed in her heart, her clenched fists were so tight that her nails were digging into her flesh without her noticing, because… she wanted the money too!
I’ve been working two jobs lately, earning just over a hundred dollars a day, and living with Teacher Xianyu, my daily expenses are almost a hundred dollars too. It’s so hard and difficult…
Due to her weakness in momentum, Rui Mengmeng had to watch helplessly as this enchantress occupied the teacher for ten seconds. It was really abominable!
“Su Xiaoli! You bastard! Why do you have so much money?!”
With her hands on her hips, Rui Mengmeng pointed at Su Xiaoli and exploded.
She left Saitama reluctantly and wiped her mouth. This action made Rui Mengmeng even more angry.
Su Xiaoli’s pretty face showed the glow of a winner. As a wealthy woman, you are competing with me for a man, and I don’t even need money to kill you, a little cute girl!
“I just have money, so what? Hehehe!”
Su Xiaoli said proudly, deliberately trying to anger Rui Mengmeng.
“You’re lying! Even if you’re a super popular female anchor, you’re still a moonlighter!”
Rui Mengmeng said firmly that these days when Saitama was not around, the two girls stuck together like best friends, but as soon as Saitama came, they immediately became incompatible and fought for a man.
However, Rui Mengmeng finally understood that Su Xiaoli really made money, but she had no intention of saving at all. She just spent all kinds of money, so she was basically a loser girl who lived paycheck to paycheck!
“These two hundred thousand… can’t be you?” He looked at Su Xiaoli with a suspicious look, which clearly meant, ‘You must have sold your moral integrity, right?’
This look made Su Xiaoli furious, not to mention Saitama was still here!
“Rui Mengmeng! Be careful or I’ll tear your mouth apart! This money was really earned by me! A woman who claimed to be the Secretary-General of the Super Seminary called me!!”
In order to prevent Saitama from suspecting that she, who is as chaste as a virgin, has other men, Su Xiaoli tried her best.
“Super Seminary? Secretary General?” Rui Mengmeng was puzzled, and Saitama was also a little curious.
“Miss! She gave me 200,000, hoping that I could go to the Super Seminary. If I graduate directly, I can get an 800,000 stipend! I just saw that everyone has no money to spend. Anyway, it doesn’t matter whether I go or not, what’s there to be afraid of?”
Su Xiaoli said angrily, secretly looking at Saitama, and only breathed a sigh of relief when she found that the latter did not doubt her at all.
“Really? There is such a good thing?”
Rui Mengmeng wanted to cry but had no tears. It’s so frustrating to compare yourself with others. She only earns 100 yuan a day from working hard, and after expenses, she basically has a few yuan left. Two hundred thousand… it’s an astronomical figure!
“We also invited you… Rui Mengmeng, Miss said that if you agree to go, she will also give you 200,000 yuan. In addition, if we go together, she will also give us a single-family villa. Then we will have our own house!!”
“Ah? Really?!”
Rui Mengmeng stood there in astonishment. This pie that fell from the sky was quite big! It hit her head and her mind went blank.
After a while, she came back to her senses and looked at Saitama with complicated eyes.
Su Xiaoli had never agreed to go to the Super Seminary before, and even if she agreed this time… her plan was just to go through the motions, make some money and leave. After all, she was most comfortable with Saitama.
Of course, what really impressed her was the small villa.
How nice it would be to live comfortably with myself, Rui Mengmeng, and Saitama in a small villa, with a swimming pool, flower beds, rooftop attic balcony, and my dream lover Saitama. It’s such a happy dream life!
You know, even with Su Xiaoli’s considerable income, if she wanted to buy a villa in Tianhe City…
Live broadcast for at least 20 years!
Rui Mengmeng was obviously also attracted by this tempting plan. When she lives in a single-family villa with her teacher, she won’t have to worry about disturbing the neighbors by screaming too loudly. This is the life she has always dreamed of!
Both girls looked at Saitama weakly, behaving very well.
If Saitama doesn’t agree, then they will naturally refuse. As for the money, MISS said that it doesn’t have to be returned even if they don’t come, and it can be considered a gift to the three of them.
“The villa has a big TV, so I can watch Intimate Paradise every day.”
“Teacher, I heard there is a big bathtub. We can take a bubble bath together then~~”
“Brother Saitama, Xiaoli has specially learned scalp massage and maintenance on the Internet. When the time comes, we can do it on the three-meter-wide round bed…”
At this moment, Su Xiaoli and Rui Mengmeng have turned into two little devils, shaking their little tails.
snort!
After all, this is for the happiness of all of us.
I’m writing code all day and my head hurts
Chapter 35 One Punch Suit (New Book Asking for Everything) (Old Version)
“Oh, that’s good. It’s good for you to go to school.”
Looking at the two girls, Su Xiaoli and Rui Mengmeng are both relatively young, especially Rui Mengmeng. Since she has been working since she was young, maybe she will have no regrets in the future after having a student life.
Thinking of this, Saitama nodded.
“Wow! Teacher! I like you!!”
“Brother Saitama, I love you!!”
The two girls cried out in excitement and threw themselves into Saitama’s arms, scrambling for food.
The next day.
The sun was pouring in from the door. Su Xiaoli and Rui Mengmeng both changed into beautiful and lively clothes, with short skirts, stockings, and backpacks, looking like young female college students.
“Teacher…I can’t bear to leave you!”
“Let’s go. I have classes from Monday to Friday, and I can be back next Friday. People say that a short absence is better than a new love, hehe~~”
The two girls and Saitama said goodbye to Saitama who was standing at the door.
Su Xiaoli happily stuffed something into Saitama’s pocket secretly, while Rui Mengmeng had tears in her big eyes, looking very excited.
This feeling, this picture…
It’s a bit like a child who is reluctant to leave his parents on his first day of school. It’s a bit warm and a bit funny.
“Teacher, when Mengmeng becomes rich, I will support you!”
As she spoke with great confidence, Rui Mengmeng suddenly came up to Saitama, and gently pecked Saitama with her pink lips that were like cherry blossom petals. Then, her pretty face turned red, and she ran away with her face covered, gradually fading away with Su Xiaoli’s clear and sweet laughter.
Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Saitama looked away.
There was a mobile phone in his pocket, not his old Nokia, but the latest fruit phone.
The mobile phone that Su Xiaoli gave me… doesn’t have a phone lock set, so you can use it directly.
The screensaver…is a picture of her wearing a cat-ear girl costume, revealing a bit of her beautiful thighs, with very little fabric.
Go inside… On the desktop is a photo of her lying on a large white bed, with her tail curled up, looking even more tempting and wanton, and accompanied by colorful and cute fonts “Brother, if you miss me, call Xiaoli~”
The meals have all been prepared and are in the refrigerator, and they only need to be heated up in the microwave before eating. The clothes have been washed, the room and the living room are spotless, and the bedroom is filled with the faint familiar scent of the two women, and there are two pink panties placed aside.
One is Su Xiaoli’s and the other is Rui Mengmeng’s.
It seems… Meng Meng has also been led astray by this Ali…
Saitama murmured to himself, made some breakfast casually, felt that the weather was good today, and then went back to the bedroom to lie down and continue watching TV.
After watching TV, I got up, stretched my body, and did twenty push-ups.
After all, in order to maintain absolutely invincible strength, regular exercise is essential. Saitama has done very well in this regard and has persisted for more than three years. It is understandable that he can obtain such absolutely powerful strength. After all, he is also a strong man with perseverance.
By the way, I’ve been in this world for so long, but my combat suit… seems to have not come with me. It’s time to prepare a set so that it will be convenient when I need it.
After thinking for a while, Su Xiaoli left 200,000, which was enough for Saitama to travel for a long time, so he didn’t have to worry about the money for the time being.
After stopping the training, Saitama turned off the TV, closed the door, took some money and went downstairs.
After walking three streets, I finally found a tailor shop called “Cutting Time” that sells custom clothes.
The name is quite literary, but I wonder how good the craftsmanship is.
“I need to customize a set of clothes, a white cape, a yellow suit, red gloves, red boots, and… oh, a gold belt.”
Relying on his memory, Saitama tried hard to recount the appearance of his suit.
The boss is a woman about 40 years old, but she is well maintained and has the charm of a middle-aged woman. It can be seen that she was a beautiful woman when she was young.
The first time I saw Saitama, I was absolutely amazed.
Having met many social elites and upper-class people, the proprietress of the custom tailor shop can be considered knowledgeable, but the handsome young man in front of her made her eyes sparkle.
He is not muscular, nor does he look coquettish like a cream boy. His handsomeness can be described as heroic and majestic. One more point would make him too tough, and one less point would make him too effeminate. He is handsome in just the right way.
However, Saitama’s request still stunned the proprietress. Is there anyone who designs this kind of clothes these days?
“Can you do it?”
Saitama asked doubtfully, if that didn’t work, he would have to change to another one.
“Yes, yes, yes! Of course we can do it, no problem, come and pick it up in three days.” After reacting, the proprietress quickly agreed, blushing slightly for her own gaffe.
“As for the money, half of it will be fine,” she added.
“Why?”
“No reason…you, your clothes are easy to make.” Being stared at by Saitama made the proprietress feel uneasy like a little girl. She secretly spat at herself in her heart. She is already this old…and she gets nervous when being stared at by a little boy?
Saitama left the tailor shop under the reluctant gaze of the proprietress and returned to his home.
However, there were already many beautiful ladies standing at the door, waiting for you for a long time.
Chapter 36 Saturday rounds (New book asks for everything) (Old version)
“Humph! You are so brave. You demolished the police station and yet you still dare to be here so blatantly. Saitama, come with me.”
Click~~
A pair of cold handcuffs fell on Saitama’s hands, and Qilin raised a smug arc at the corner of her mouth.
Saitama stood there in a daze.
“Police station! Is there any need to explain this? According to Article 1642, Article 76 of the Chinese Criminal Law, destroying police stations and other judicial institutions will result in a criminal penalty of more than 15 days but less than three years, depending on the severity of the circumstances. So, from now on, you better behave yourself, or I’ll make you stay for three years~~”
He raised the key in his hand proudly. Perfect! Everything was going according to plan.
Put Saitama in jail for half a month, let this policewoman give him a good whirl, and then cultivate some feelings with him. It’s rare to meet someone you like, and Qilin happens to be free and has nothing to do.
A brief answer, Saitama said.
“Oh, I didn’t realize you were such a bad-tempered criminal! Then I’ll…”
Before she could finish her words, Qilin, who was about to pull out her pistol to show off her fighting power, cried out in surprise. Because of the pulling of the handcuffs, she was dragged over by Saitama who was opening the door as if she were nothing.
Unlock, open the door, and change into slippers.
Qilin was hanging on Saitama like a koala and was completely ignored!
Is this guy a pervert? How can he be so strong?
The closing of the living room door gave the embarrassed Qilin a chance to loosen her hand which was nearly strangled.
“You bastard! You are obstructing the police from performing their duties! I warn you, if you do this…”
Qilin, who had just escaped from Saitama, was feeling extremely embarrassed and angry.
“Makeout Heaven is about to start playing.”
Saitama turned around for no reason and spoke to Qilin who had entered the room.
Qilin was stunned, “What does that matter?”
“I’m going to watch TV. If you’re fine, you can leave.”
Saitama was about to send the guest away without even looking at Qilin. He walked happily towards the refrigerator. He remembered that Rui Mengmeng bought him a lot of snacks. He could eat snacks while watching TV. This was life.
“You bastard! You actually ignored me! If you want to be handcuffed for the rest of your life…”
Click~~~
Qilin was already furious and stared at Saitama in amazement. The handcuffs… were actually torn apart by this guy, and… looking at his movements, he just squeezed them lightly and the handcuffs broke apart…
Qilin was petrified on the spot, her cherry lips slightly opened. That… that was a special alloy that was stronger than the fence alloy, and it just broke like that?
Then, under her dull gaze, Saitama lay down on the tatami and watched the TV series attentively.
The entire living room fell into an eerie silence, with only the sound of the TV.
Qilin felt that she had suffered the greatest humiliation in her life. As a police beauty in Tianhe City, she was surrounded by fans. Almost everyone in the police station was her fan. Even when arresting criminals, those guys would drool over her.
She glared at Saitama who was lying on the bed watching TV. Saitama was unwilling to even turn his head to look at her, and just left her alone.
Time is like water dripping onto the sea, disappearing quickly.
In the blink of an eye it was already past five in the afternoon.
“You haven’t left yet?”
After watching the TV series, I feel that my life is much fuller.
Saitama stretched comfortably, glanced at the living room, and found… Qilin was sitting on the sofa and staring at him.
“I thought…we could talk…”
After seeing Saitama crush the handcuffs with one hand, Qilin felt that for the sake of her own safety, she needed to adjust her strategy slightly.
“We’re out of food. Please help me go downstairs to buy some. Here’s my wallet. I want to buy some pork belly, onions, ginger, garlic, white melon, and dried tofu…”
Saitama directly slapped a hundred dollars into Qilin’s hand and looked at her seriously, “If… you plan to have dinner together.”
Qilin: “…”
God knows why I took his money, then went to buy groceries obediently, and then put the trouble behind me… and lay down on the sofa to watch Saitama, who was cooking in an apron in the open kitchen.
I have to say, serious men are so handsome!
Qilin suddenly began to like this feeling: a small house, a man cooking, the sunset, the evening breeze, it was so beautiful that it was easy for people to just sit back and enjoy this quiet life.
The aroma of the food quickly aroused Qilin’s appetite, and she stared at the food that Saitama brought her.
“You…you can cook?”
He looked at Saitama as if he were a monster. Nowadays, men who can cook… are rare.
Saitama ignored her and minding his own business, munching on his meal.
After taking the first bite, Qilin screamed with happiness. Compared with the food in the police station, it was a world of difference.
“I’ve decided! I’ll come over every Saturday to check on the ward!”
Halfway through the meal, Qilin waved her chopsticks excitedly, like a female leopard in danger, with unquestionable certainty.
Please collect, please give me flowers, please give me comments~~~嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤~~~~
Chapter 37 Creditor (New Book, Please Help) (Old Version)
Looking at the excited Qilin, Saitama thought that this woman was just dizzy from hunger. If it weren’t for the fact that the professions of police and hero seemed to have some similarities, Saitama would not have kept her for dinner.
“I’m full, I’m going to take a shower.”
Putting down his bowl and chopsticks, Saitama looked at Qilin and said.
puff–
Qilin, who was happily finishing her meal and drinking tea comfortably, suddenly spat out a mouthful of tea, which sprayed right on Saitama’s face.
“No, sorry…what does your bathing have to do with me?”
Qilin blushed a little. A girl’s saliva…actually sprayed on the face of the opposite sex.
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
Water was dripping from Saitama’s face. He looked at Qilin with a twitching mouth, and on the verge of exploding, he asked, “Do you want to take a shower together?”
The tea that she had just drunk sprayed out again, and Qilin was stunned. This… is this an invitation?
“Then I’m going to lock the door. You should leave.” Saitama said with a sinister expression before he went berserk.
The atmosphere was a bit awkward. Did I seem like I was here to cause trouble?
It seems that this time it was Qilin who broke into a private house and ate and drank for free. In the end, she even sprayed water on the owner of the house twice, and then realized her mistake.
Qi Lin blushed, but still raised her head and said, “Then I’ll let you go this time! Don’t forget that you destroyed the police station! The total compensation is 37,200 yuan! This meal is 100 yuan for you! You still owe this policeman 371 meals!”
He happily wrote down the ticket, which clearly stated “Saitama owes Qilin three hundred and seventy-one meals!”
He even stamped the official seal forcefully. Qilin then clapped her hands in comfort, with a look of pride written all over her face.
“By the way, what’s your phone number? I’ll be fined if I can’t find you later!”
Qilin once again praised herself for her cleverness, feeling secretly happy. Every time she faced Saitama, she would feel her heart beating faster. This slow-witted idiot didn’t even know what she was feeling!
But forget it, I have the leverage over him now, so I won’t have any trouble finding him!
“I forgot. It’s in my phone.”
Scratching his head, Saitama felt a little guilty about destroying the police station. This was not his original intention, but the police station was too fragile…
Saitama pointed to the mobile phone given by Su Xiaoli.
“I didn’t realize he’s still a rich second generation!”
Qilin teased as she picked up the Apple phone on the sofa, but when she turned on the phone, she was stunned and her cheeks quickly turned red.
The cover is Su Xiaoli’s COS costume, and the same goes for the inside, and each one is more revealing than the last. It also says for Saitama to go find her!
So, so, so this guy already has a girlfriend?
“Who…who is this?”
It was as if a bucket of cold water was poured over her head. The excited Qilin’s heart instantly cooled down. She stared at Saitama with a red face and asked.
“Su Xiaoli.” Saitama said.
“girlfriend?”
“Neighbor.”
The simple answer made Qilin breathe a sigh of relief. After spending half a day together, she seemed to understand Saitama’s style a little bit. He would never tell lies!
Qilin patted her plump breasts. The blush on her pretty face did not fade, but her smile became much brighter.
“That’s okay. He really looks like a fugitive I was trying to arrest recently. Be careful. I’ve saved my phone number here. Remember to call me!”
After saying that, she quickly pressed her slender fingers on the screen and saved her phone number, noting “My dear creditor”.
Hehehe~~
Of course, I have to chase after the man that this policewoman likes! As for this Su Xiaoli, just go away.
Some mischievous thoughts, of course, in Qilin’s view, love is like arresting a fugitive, it is fun only when the other party runs away. It is also this kind of playing-game mentality that makes her do i things… It’s really brave!
“Hmph! Go away and don’t think about me!”
Qilin left with a graceful back, carrying the joy of victory.
Close the door.
The living room returned to silence. Saitama rested on the balcony for a while, feeling the beauty of the sunset in the sky. It looked like a piece of grilled pork belly… so delicious.
Then I wash the dishes, watch TV and do some exercise.
that’s all.
The days seemed to have become regular. Every day, he would lie at home watching TV like a salted fish, and could not extricate himself from the TV series. During this time, he even went downstairs to the tailor shop to get his combat uniform back.
The middle-aged proprietress said with a smile that she was going to measure Saitama again and give him a handsome suit. The look in her eyes when she looked at Saitama was almost melting.
After thinking about it, he decided to give up. Saitama felt that he was not suitable for wearing a suit. It would remind him of the scene when he was looking for a job. It was not suitable for him as a freelance hero with a great heart.
Soon, half a month passed in the blink of an eye, and the phone Su Xiaoli left behind suddenly rang.
Saitama, who was watching TV on Xianyu, chose to answer the call and turned on the speakerphone.
“Did you miss us, Brother Saitama?”
“Teacher! I miss you so much! I can’t leave this crappy school now, wuwuwu~~~”
Su Xiaoli’s sweet voice was heard, and next to it was Rui Mengmeng’s voice, but it sounded a little weak?
I’ll be writing all day… I hope to write a better novel. I wish you all a happy reading! Have fun!!
Chapter 38: Dressed So Sexy (New Book Request Everything) (Old Version)
“Rui Mengmeng? Are you okay?” Saitama asked doubtfully.
This girl was full of life a few days ago, but now she has become like a frost-bitten eggplant after going to the Super Seminary?
“Teacher, I…I missed you and feel a little uncomfortable.”
“I miss you too, Brother Saitama! Mengmeng is sick!”
“Oh, go see a doctor,” Saitama suggested.
“Um, um… Teacher, I, I might be sick because I didn’t eat well. I really want to eat the food you cook. I really want it so much. Every meal here is so terrible! I haven’t eaten much for a week.” Rui Mengmeng almost cried and pleaded pitifully.
“And me, Brother Saitama. Mengmeng has lost weight, and I have lost weight too. Xiaoli also wants to eat your food. I feel like I’m going to starve to death if I don’t eat.” Su Xiaoli chimed in.
The two little girls looked very naughty. They stuck out their tongues at each other and smiled slyly while talking on the phone.
“Are you sick from hunger? You want me to cook?” Saitama asked curiously. It was the first time he heard of this kind of disease.
“Yes! Brother Saitama! Mengmeng hasn’t been able to eat for several days. Please help me! I’m dying.”
“Teacher, please~~~”
After a while of begging and pleading, the two beauties almost said they would marry them directly. Finally, after being pestered for almost half an hour, Saitama picked his ears and said, “Okay.”
“Yeah! I just know that Brother Saitama loves Tanuki the most! Hehehe~~~”
“By the way, teacher, please dress more formally and be careful on the road~~”
The two girls were so excited that they were beaming with joy, and their mouths were watering when they thought of Saitama’s cooking skills.
“Will the teacher be angry if you do this?”
After hanging up the phone, Rui Mengmeng said a little worriedly.
“Not this way? Then how are we going to get food? We couldn’t go out last week. How annoying!” Su Xiaoli smiled victoriously. The two of them thought about it for a long time and finally came up with this solution.
“By the way, I heard that a goddess is coming to the college today. Is she a real goddess?” Rui Mengmeng said, changing the subject.
“I don’t care about that. I only care about Brother Saitama and the food he cooks! Hehehe~~”
“Me too!”
Who told him to be soft-hearted? Well, I guess I am soft-hearted. At least when facing Rui Mengmeng, he felt a bit like himself when he was looking for a job. He was full of enthusiasm for everything.
There is nothing to do now anyway, so I just agreed to it.
I casually fried a few side dishes, which were Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli’s favorites, and then changed into my newly made combat uniform, a yellow tights, a white cape, red boxing gloves, a zipper at the collar, and a belt that accentuated my majesty.
The person in the mirror is still as handsome and charming as ever!
I closed the door and went downstairs with a few simple dishes. I hadn’t been downstairs for several days.
The sky is clear with white clouds.
The sun shines on my body, the breeze is gentle, and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of leaves and trees. It is such a pleasant and comfortable day.
“Huh? This guy… is dressed really cool!”
“Severe chuunibyou!”
“Awesome, a Superman battle suit, can you still see one in this day and age?”
“So handsome! I like you so much, little brother!”
“Can you give me your phone number, little brother?”
As soon as I got downstairs, passers-by on the street stopped to look at the eye-catching yellow combat uniform. Some spitted at it, some were disgusted, and there were also many little girls who screamed with excitement.
He hailed a taxi. As for the discussions of those people… Saitama pretended not to hear them. The teacher had a very good attitude.
The taxi driver also looked at Saitama strangely, lamenting that young people nowadays are so willful.
Not long.
The taxi stopped in front of the Super God Student’s door, and Saitama gave the driver thirty Luffy.
“Is this… the Super Seminary?”
Looking at the towering steel fence gate in front of him, Saitama, wearing a yellow combat uniform and carrying a lunch box, looked at the guard at the door with a dazed expression and asked.
The man guarding the gate was a middle-aged man with a beer belly, who was currently eating melon seeds and watching TV.
He glanced at Saitama impatiently and waved his hand as if to shoo away a fly, “Go away, go away, we don’t accept takeout here. Anyone can come here now.”
“Oh, the Super Seminary.”
Looking up, Saitama squinted his eyes slightly and saw the large gold-plated words “Super Seminary” above the gate through the gaps between the flowing and fragrant black hair!
It is worthy of being a national project. The gate is so majestic and solemn.
“Hey! Xiaolun, look over there, who is that guy? He’s dressed so sexy!”
Cheng Yaowen, who had just finished training and was walking from the training ground to the cafeteria, suddenly pointed in the direction of Saitama and spoke.
“Huh? Wow! That’s amazing! Is it popular for delivery guys to wear this kind of uniform now? But it does look eye-catching!” Ge Xiaolun started to make a fuss.
After all, Ren is a normal person, and he would probably look askance at a teacher wearing a chuunibyou combat uniform.
“Hey! Kid, didn’t you hear me? We don’t accept takeout here, hurry up and don’t affect the appearance of our school!”
Seeing Saitama standing there in a daze, the uncle with a beer belly immediately started yelling loudly, looking like a bully.
“Look, is there going to be trouble? Let’s go! Yao Wen, go over there and enforce justice!!”
It was rare that someone came to cause trouble. Ge Xiaolun became excited. The training in this academy had been boring. Now he could exercise his hands and feet and show off. What’s not to like?
“Can’t get in?”
Saitama scratched his cheek with his fingers, thought for a second, and then his eyes became serious, “The food is cold, let’s go in.”
After muttering to himself, he walked straight to the gate and then held the gap in the iron gate with one hand.
The speed is only over 1,000…but I type all day long!!!
Chapter 39: No Boys or Pets Allowed! (New Book, Please) (Old Version)
Crunchy~~~
The creepy sound of steel twisting and deforming was heard.
The security guard who was taking out a rubber baton from under the table was petrified on the spot, and the half-eaten melon seeds fell from his mouth.
Ge Xiaolun and Cheng Yaowen, who were rolling up their sleeves and preparing to show off their fighting skills and increase their popularity in the academy, stopped in confusion. They had the same expression as if they had seen a ghost, and stared in amazement at Saitama twisting the giant gate.
Then he walked in from the twisted doorway, and then… he was kind enough to restore the twisted steel door, although… it was a little crooked.
Then the other person walked past them carrying a lunch box.
The silence was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
“Xiao Lun, am I dazzled? This guy… just twisted the gate? This… this, this is a gate made of dark metal!” Cheng Yaowen said with a dry mouth.
Ge Xiaolun swallowed hard, looking at Saitama’s receding back in a daze, “Maybe it’s an illusion, let’s go eat.”
The interior of the Super Seminary is very well greened, with lush trees on both sides of the tree-lined paths and clean and tidy bushes making the academy well organized.
“Girls’ dormitory 302?”
Saitama recalled the address that Rui Mengmeng repeatedly told him, and then looked at a note.
The note Du Qiangwei left for him was “Women’s dormitory 301, Du Qiangwei, owed 68 yuan.”
They are not together? Saitama, who has obtained complete memories of the Super Seminary, is a little puzzled. It seems that history has changed a little, but it is also convenient to pay off the debt along the way.
“Hello, how do I get to the women’s dormitory 301?”
Seeing a beautiful woman with a great figure running in front of him, wearing a tight vest and tight sports pants, revealing a flat belly without a trace of fat, Saitama asked for directions.
The Super Seminary is very large. Even if he knew the location, it would still be difficult for Saitama to find the dormitory building.
“Go straight ahead and turn left. It’s the first building on the right.”
Qiangwei, who was used to running to exercise every day, stopped. She was sweating a little due to the exercise, and her underwear was slightly soaked, which highlighted her perfect figure to the fullest.
She gently wiped the sweat from her forehead, her chest heaving slightly as she spoke casually.
“Oh, thank you.”
School is great. Unlike society, if you ask any little sister or brother, they will give you a friendly answer and give you a sincere smile.
The food was getting cold, and Saitama didn’t want to delay any longer, so he left quickly without even asking who the passerby was.
Looking at Saitama’s back, Du Qiangwei just responded casually, but why did she feel… this guy looked familiar?
Of course, apart from this chuuni outfit, I always feel like I have seen it somewhere before?
Outside the entrance of the women’s dormitory is a large flower bed.
The air is filled with the fragrance of flowers. From here you can see the two women’s dormitory buildings behind the dormitory door. There are some red and green things hanging outside the windows.
“What are you doing? Boys are not allowed in here.”
The aunt who was knitting a sweater glanced at Saitama and snorted coldly, but she was muttering in her heart.
Young men nowadays chase girls all the way down to the dormitory building. Two days ago, there was a guy who came to the dormitory door and made a heart-shaped gesture to propose to her. The door was covered with roses and heart-shaped candles, which was romantic and warm.
As a result, the aunt in the dormitory poured a basin of foot washing water on me and I was soaked like a drowned chicken on the spot.
Romance is not allowed in school. It seems that many schools in the world have this rule. And this is especially true for the Super Seminary, which is a place to cultivate the strong will of warriors.
Saitama frowned a little and stood at the dormitory manager’s window, “I’ll deliver the meal.”
“No! Didn’t you see clearly? The words are so big!”
The middle-aged lady put down the sweater in her hand, and her attitude became a little better after seeing Saitama clearly. I have been a dormitory manager here for seven or eight years, but this is the first time I have seen such a handsome guy! My girlish heart is bursting!
Looking in the direction the old lady pointed, I saw a sign hanging on the dormitory door saying “No boys and pets allowed”.
Damn it, why are you so angry?
“I’m just delivering a meal.” Saitama emphasized, his expression becoming a little sinister.
An angry teacher… is ugly.
“……Well?!”
I was shocked by Saitama’s expression, but as a dormitory manager for many years, he was able to suppress everyone with his tyrannical attitude.
The aunt took a deep breath and roared like a lion, “No! Hurry up and leave! Boys are not allowed to enter!”
As soon as the words fell.
The deafening noise caused her dormitory room to fall into dust, and a lot of dust was raised. The frightened old lady’s face was as pale as paper, and her eyes were fixed on Saitama’s back as he took crab steps and strode into the female dormitory.
And the gate that had blocked countless strong men, at this moment… had been tragically twisted and deformed, and it collapsed to the ground along with the gate pillars that secured it.
All kinds of requests, I will cry and act cute, is that ok? (.=^ェ^=)
Chapter 40 Open your mouth (New book asks for everything) (Old version)
Two minutes ago.
“I’m still worried if the teacher would be angry if he knew I lied to him on purpose~”
Rui Mengmeng twisted her fingers together, bit her lips slightly, and said with some regret.
Gurgle, gurgle~~my stomach is growling.
“I’m so hungry! Don’t think about it. You’ve already done it. How could he bear to hit you? I don’t think he would. Besides, you haven’t seen the teacher for a long time. He will definitely understand. Hehehe~~” Su Xiaoli comforted him, but she was thinking about her own plans in her heart.
“Oh! Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell the dorm manager to let the teacher in!”
Rui Mengmeng exclaimed as she slapped her thigh.
There was a sound of the door collapsing downstairs, and smoke and dust flew.
“What’s going on again? A few days ago, that guy Jace almost blew up the building in the boys’ dormitory. Now it’s our turn?”
Su Xiaoli immediately became extremely unhappy.
A few days ago, three friends were nearly killed by Jayce’s sneak attack, but Jayce called it a night sneak attack test.
According to him, as a super soldier, one must remain extremely vigilant both day and night, and this is what it means to be a qualified super soldier.
The two girls’ hearts tightened instantly. There were only two of them in the dormitory, so it was quite spacious.
It was Saitama who was carrying the lunch box.
“Yeah mua! Brother Saitama, I love you so much!!”
As soon as they met, Su Xiaoli almost hung on Saitama’s neck and offered him a passionate and unrestrained kiss. Rui Mengmeng was not to be outdone, and also went up and pecked Saitama lightly.
“Come on in, shh.”
He dragged Saitama into the dormitory, but the scene was not very good.
With her underwear thrown around randomly, Rui Mengmeng is now showing signs of developing bad habits due to Su Xiaoli.
Saitama sat casually on the bed, and the air was filled with the unique fragrance of a young girl.
This is my first time entering a girls’ dormitory.
The two girls were sighing in their hearts, their eyes turning green with hunger. They opened the lunch boxes brought by Saitama without any image, and their mouths were watering at the sight of the delicious food.
The two girls pretended to transform into hungry little wolves and rushed forward, but were held back by Saitama one by one.
“Are you sick?”
Looking at Rui Mengmeng seriously, Saitama asked.
“Ah? Uh… Teacher~ It seems, it seems that you are not feeling well~~”
Like a child who had done something wrong, Rui Mengmeng puffed up and tried her best to make herself look sick. Su Xiaoli next to her tried hard not to laugh.
I’ve killed two birds with one stone. I can have a meal and watch Rui Mengmeng act pitiful. Hehehe~~
Saitama placed his hand on Rui Mengmeng’s forehead and felt the temperature.
This subtle movement made Rui Mengmeng freeze in place as if she had been electrocuted. Her body trembled slightly and her cheeks instantly felt hot.
“Open your mouth.”
The sudden words made Rui Mengmeng cry out softly, her beautiful eyes widened. As a bar waitress, she had naturally seen that kind of situation before… Could it be that the teacher…
An alcohol-disinfected thermometer was put into her little mouth.
“Don’t move. Your temperature will be measured in five minutes.” Saitama said seriously. He had checked these temperature measurement methods on the way.
“Hahaha~~~ Rui Mengmeng! I really like the way you hold me! It’s really sexy! Hehehe~~~”
Su Xiaoli, who was gloating over someone else’s misfortune, was laughing so hard that her body was shaking.
Seeing my current best friend and love rival suffer a setback is more satisfying than eating ice cream in the dog days of summer, and even happier than being rewarded with 10,000 yuan.
“You have it too. A cold and fever might be contagious. Open your mouth.”
Turning around, Saitama looked at Su Xiaoli seriously.
Amid the latter’s reluctant and blushing expression, Saitama put another thermometer into Su Xiaoli’s mouth.
This feeling…
Su Xiaoli’s face turned red, she was so embarrassed!
This made Rui Mengmeng feel relieved. She winked at Su Xiaoli and showed off. The two girls looked at each other with snorts.
Ge Xiaolun and Cheng Yaowen, who were following the perverted guy in yellow clothes, hid at the edge of the flower bed in the girls’ dormitory with their eyes almost popping out.
“This guy is crazy! He actually… invaded the women’s dormitory!” Cheng Yaowen exclaimed in a low voice, and was even more shocked by Saitama’s strength just now. This guy… just kicked it lightly with his foot, and the door of the women’s dormitory was kicked away with a bang as if it had taken off a rocket!
“Idol! This guy is my idol! Yao Wen! What a macho man, this guy!!”
Ge Xiaolun was extremely shocked. The three friends only dared to peek outside, but someone broke into the room directly! Hang! Hang, hang, hang!
“Don’t be stupid! Go tell the school quickly, this might cause big trouble.” Cheng Yaowen gave him a disdainful look.
Ask for all kinds of la la la ~~
Chapter 41: Reina’s arrival, wrong posture (new book asks for everything) (old version)
After measuring their body temperature, both girls’ cheeks turned red as if they were drunk, and their eyes were blurry.
Fortunately, there are only three people here, otherwise even Su Xiaoli would want to bang her head against the wall. Although she appears to be very open-minded, she is extremely conservative at heart. She has become a super popular anchor in more than a year. Many people want to pursue her and are willing to spend money on her. But let alone doing such a thing, she has never even had a meal with the opposite sex.
As for Rui Mengmeng, she was also touched by Saitama’s warmth, and her pretty face was filled with the glow of a happy little woman.
The two girls were like little she-wolves with green eyes, fighting over the lunch box brought by Saitama, with no image at all.
“If you still feel uncomfortable, go home and rest.”
After packing up the lunch boxes, Saitama had no habit of wasting food, so he took them all back home and left them waiting for Rui Mengmeng to come back and wash them.
Rui Mengmeng was so moved that she almost melted.
“Okay, by the way, is 302 next door?”
Suddenly remembering the matter of paying back the money, Saitama asked.
“Yeah, it’s next door, but that woman is so cold. Luckily, I asked Miss to give Mengmeng and I a separate room.” Su Xiaoli stroked her full belly with satisfaction.
“Teacher, do you have something to do with Sister Qiangwei?” Rui Mengmeng asked curiously.
“Oh, nothing, just pay me back, I’m leaving now.”
He simply said goodbye to the two girls, who reluctantly sent Saitama to the door before going back. When they passed by the next door, they took a look and there seemed to be no one inside.
Go directly down to the girls’ dormitory building.
Because Saitama’s behavior was quite violent, the dormitory manager was so scared that her gallstones almost fell out. She ran to report it, and the entrance was surprisingly quiet.
After saying goodbye to the two girls, their eyes were full of confusion as to why the gate collapsed today. However, the two crazy boys only had Saitama in their eyes. It seemed that they had even forgotten the important things of today, so they didn’t even think about so much.
Walking back along the road leading out of the girls’ dormitory, Saitama saw many students running towards the front.
Campus life is really carefree and enviable.
Suddenly I miss the time when I was studying. I hold the back of my head with both hands, look up at the sky. There are floating clouds, gentle breeze, it is a beautiful day, and Saitama is walking leisurely.
“Have you heard? A goddess is coming to our school today!”
“Goddess? Isn’t she a psychopath?”
“She is a real goddess, an absolutely real goddess, hurry over, or you won’t be able to see her anymore!”
“Wait for me, damn, you run so fast!”
“Goddess, please favor me and end my 23 years of single life~~~”
Along the way, you can hear all kinds of excited sounds of ghosts crying and wolves howling.
Young people are so full of energy.
Saitama sighed slightly. As time passed, his strength was growing stronger every moment, and at the same time he could feel his various emotions of joy, anger, sorrow and happiness slowly passing away.
I have forgotten how long it has been since I felt the blood boiling in my body, and felt every cell in my body filled with excitement for battle.
Life is a bit boring, and he really can’t get interested in it.
Huh~~~
As he was looking at the sky, he suddenly saw something rapidly expanding above his head.
Water splashed everywhere.
There was the sound of breaking wood.
Saitama was almost suffocated by the two sponge-like things, which were greasy and elastic.
ah–
The piercing scream almost shattered the surrounding glass, instantly attracting all attention.
The bathtub dropped from the sky and hit Saitama on the head, soaking him like a drowned rat. In front of him was a beautiful woman, wrapping herself in a bath towel in fear.
All the students who were looking over from a distance were petrified on the spot, including the purple-skinned bald-headed Wandering Ryze who was enthusiastically giving the commentary.
“This time I am honored to tell you that the goddess will truly descend upon our academy. Goddess Reina is someone that each of us should learn from…”
Before he could finish his words, Wandering Ryze froze.
“Ah! Damn it! My goddess!”
“My goddess’s blue and white!!”
“Teacher Ruiz, is this the goddess you mentioned? The goddess I think about day and night, but why did two of them come together? And with…her man?”
“Do you know what tragedy is? Tragedy is when beautiful things are destroyed for you to see!”
“Goddess… Goddess Reina, why are you doing this!?”
“Let me die!”
“It’s so dirty, she’s called a goddess, she’s even worse than me!”
“Tsk! That’s all. Those breasts are really enviable. But is it really okay to do this in public?”
Men and women were filled with inexplicable emotion, the boys were howling and beating their chests and stamping their feet, and I wonder how many single men were heartbroken.
Girls have different feelings of envy, jealousy and hatred.
Du Qiangwei, who had just finished running and came over to watch the fun, suddenly had her pupils shrink, and anger spread visibly across her delicate face, and she clenched her fists.
“This… scumbag is here!!”
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Chapter 42 This barrel is a bit crowded (old version)
“Just now…you hit me.”
Saitama stared at the huge breasts in front of him in a daze. Even with a shower cap, it still couldn’t hide her beautiful face.
Goddess Reina.
Her facial features are very delicate and three-dimensional, with lips like the color of cherry blossoms, and dark eyebrows matching her bright eyes, so beautiful!
However, this extremely beautiful face was filled with arrogance that could not be desecrated, and… a murderous rage.
Reina was so angry that her whole body was shaking. She just wanted to take a shower and change clothes before the meeting, but that stupid wandering Ryze actually… actually summoned her in advance.
And there was a slight error in the coordinates of the damn summoning.
The key point is, this guy in front of her not only took advantage of her, but also said that she was the one who suffered the loss?
The bottom of the bathtub was completely broken, and Reina’s small, delicate, round and smooth feet stepped on the ground, which was quite beautiful. Of course…if you ignore the pair of red, second-year boots.
“Asshole! How long do you want to see? Get out of here right now!! Aaaaaaah!! I’m going to kill someone!!”
Reina, the princess of the Fiery Sun Planet, wanted to kick Saitama away and then cut him into pieces.
Not to mention this embarrassing situation of a man and a woman bathing together, and her breasts were rubbed across this guy’s face like soap. She had never even been held hands by anyone on Lieyang Star!
This is simply… As soon as the Earth arrived, it broke Reina’s psychological bottom line. This is really what Ryze said, “I will give you a big surprise.”
This is such a big surprise!!
Although she wanted to run away, and being stared at by so many eyes like spotlights, Reina wished she could find a place to hide in, or turn back time, but this bastard was with her, and if the bathtub collapsed, wouldn’t she be exposed?
The rage was raging wildly, and Reina felt like her breath was about to burst into fire.
“Oh, then I…”
Saitama moved slightly, and the bathtub made a sound as if it was about to break.
“don’t want!!”
Reina exclaimed, if it broke on the spot, she, Reina… wouldn’t she be seen naked by everyone? Now… now even if it was bad luck, only this guy saw it, it was much better than seeing it together.
Moreover… this bastard… seems to be a beast in human form with a beastly heart, and he looks like a human but behaves like a dog!
“Oh? But… am I supposed to stand with you like this? It’s a bit crowded.”
Saitama said helplessly, scratching his head and wringing out his cloak.
Reina desperately told herself to hold it in, hold it in, hold it in for now, everything will be calm! Once this is over, she will kill this guy right away!
“Ryze! You’ve done something so bad, send me back quickly!! I’m so mad!!”
Reina was venting her anger at Ryze who was in a daze in the distance, and she was so angry that she almost wanted to kill someone.
“Uh… there’s a small problem. It’s not a big deal. I’ll deal with it right away.”
The corners of Ryze’s mouth twitched, and the carefully prepared meeting with the goddess was ruined.
A micro wormhole appeared, and Reina was teleported to the arranged accommodation, skipping the freshman meeting.
As for Saitama, who was soaked like a drowned rat, standing alone on the ground, he became the focus of everyone.
Especially those single guys with good strength. After all, those who can come here are all capable. The look in their eyes when they looked at Saitama was as if they wanted to skin him alive, and they were so hateful that their teeth were itching.
“Scumbag! Pervert! Pervert!!”
The mask was frosty and terribly cold.
Du Qiangwei stared at Saitama and cursed him. This guy was simply the worst among men. Not only did he keep ignorant girls, he also flirted with female anchors and played tricks with several women sharing one man. And then here… he even molested a goddess in public!
Still alive…it’s really a miracle for mankind.
Saitama sighed that it was bad luck. He just delivered a meal, but even his return trip brought him bad luck.
“Miss, this is absolutely true! This bastard is definitely here to cause trouble!”
“Yes, Miss, this guy must be subdued, otherwise our Super Seminary will never have peace in the future!!”
The college leader’s office a few minutes ago.
Ge Xiaolun and Cheng Yaowen were telling tales with great enthusiasm. These two buddies usually have nothing to do so it feels exciting to do something to trick their father from time to time.
MISS frowned. She had just discovered Saitama not long ago, and now a pervert appeared on her own initiative?
Ge Xiaolun and Cheng Yaowen didn’t recognize Saitama at first because of his outfit.
During the conversation, the female dormitory manager also ran in crying and shouting, and started crying and begging for help in various ways.
“Miss, please let me…”
Instructor Jace, who was standing nearby holding a sledgehammer, walked forward and said in a low voice.
His brows were furrowed. After hearing the complaints and reports from the three people, he felt that these guys with bad character needed to be dealt with immediately.
Before he could finish his words, Reina’s scream rang out, causing everyone present to have their hearts skip a beat.
Chapter 43: Du Qiangwei “Fallen for Money” (Old Version)
“Nymphomaniac!”
“Pervert! This is simply unbearable!”
“This kind of person should be put in a pig cage!”
“My God, my goddess is ruined like this!
Please collect, please give me flowers, please give me comments, please act cute and beg me~~~
Chapter 44 Have you heard of Operation Abrala? (Old version)
Looking at Jace expressionlessly, this salted fish’s eyes were a little unfriendly.
I am a salted fish…but the premise is that it depends on my mood.
“I am Instructor Jace, the former commander of Operation Abrara. I am very famous all over the world!”
With his head held high and an attitude like a messenger of justice, Jace said proudly.
Saitama looked at him and picked his ears, “Is it la la la? Is it… ice cream?”
Jayce, who was at the peak of his pretentious state, almost died without even taking a breath. He stared at Saitama with an expression as if he was about to vomit blood. He swung his charged sledgehammer, creating a shocking gust of wind, which made Saitama’s fragrant black hair dance in the wind.
The giant hammer was facing Saitama’s face.
“No matter who you are, I am here to inform you as the chief instructor of the Super Seminary that you are temporarily detained! Come with me to the confinement room and wait for the dean’s decision!!”
Jace growled in a deep voice.
As a military-style academy, the Super Seminary has internal autonomy and does not even need to go through the local police station. It has an exclusive status.
“Wow! Instructor Jace is so handsome!”
“So cool! I wish I could be as awesome as Instructor Jace!”
“You? Trash! Instructor Jace is a genius instructor personally invited by our Dean Ryze!”
“Instructor Jace is awesome. Kill this perverted scum and clean up the social atmosphere!”
“Brother Saitama, run quickly! You can’t beat Instructor Jess~~”
“Don’t hurt me, Oppa. Come to me if you have anything to say, Oppa~~~”
“Saitama, my dear, I want to be locked up in the small room with you!!”
The crowd was boiling with excitement. The eyes of the single guys were shining. They clenched their fists excitedly, with excited expressions on their faces.
They now wished that Jayce would smash Saitama to pieces with a hammer right there and then.
Damn, after this pervert Saitama came in, it felt like all the female hormones in the world were surrounding her. If this continues, the earth will be extinct! This cannot be tolerated!
On the other hand, those little girls were eager to rush up and use their breasts to protect Saitama from the damage.
Jayce, who was holding the sledgehammer, was suddenly confused.
because……
Damn it!!
Saitama ignored him. He glanced at a flock of birds flying in the sky, then looked at the time, and then… Jace was ignored as if he were air.
I turned around and the intimate paradise was about to start playing. I had finally waited for it, so of course I had to go home and watch it first!
“I just came to deliver a meal and left.”
After saying this, Saitama turned and left amid the excited screams of a group of little girls.
Ignored…
I, the great Jace, the military command genius who shocked the world, have actually been ignored!
The hand holding the charging hammer tightened and made a creaking sound. It was the sound of a man’s self-esteem being hurt.
Absolutely not allowed!
For the honor and dignity of a man, and for my, Jace’s, position in this super seminary, shine, charge the giant hammer!
“Then let me take you away, boy!”
The wind was howling, and the charged hammer, carrying tremendous force, swept over from behind like a running train.
Saitama crouched slightly.
call–
The huge hammer swept past their heads, and the strong wind it created made the students who were watching the fight fall down with screams.
“You were lucky enough to dodge my attack! What about this one!”
Giant hammer impact!
Buzz~~~
The blue energy ball quickly gathered in the giant hammer, emitting waves of heart-pounding fluctuations.
“Hey! Jace! This is a school! Besides…”
Rose, who was not far away, had a slightly changed expression on her face and tried to stop him. However, before she could finish the second half of her sentence, “Besides, Saitama… doesn’t deserve to die,” Jace’s energy blast had already been unleashed!
A blue ball of light the size of a basketball shot directly at Saitama at an astonishingly fast speed, and continued to expand during the flight. There was an astonishing wind pressure around the ball of light.
The rolled-up wind blades even scraped traces on the ground.
The ball of light exploded!
The astonishing air wave spread out, and even though it was ten meters away from Saitama, the surrounding students stumbled back one by one. The girls screamed as their short skirts were blown away, revealing panties of various colors. There were also a few girls who had no panties at all.
“Done!”
A smug look appeared on Jace’s face, with beads of sweat appearing on his forehead. Using the charged giant hammer consumes a lot of physical strength, but it is also an honor to be able to use his real skills!
The blinding light slowly dissipated.
The dust from the explosion gradually settled.
A hole with a diameter of more than five meters appeared where Saitama had just stood.
“Wow! Instructor Jace’s attack is awesome!”
“6666, Instructor Jace is awesome!”
“Finally killed this pervert, he deserved to die, and maintained world peace!”
“Saitama oppa, I, I don’t want you to die, wuwuwu~~~”
“Jace you bastard, why did you kill my Saitama husband!”
“Come back soon! Saitama! Oh my god! Saitama oppa, you’re still alive!!”
Sudden.
The girl was so excited that she almost screamed in a high pitch!
Chapter 45: Jess: I didn’t fake the fight! (New book, please help me) (Old version)
In the center of the depression, a red boot appeared, spotless.
The yellow close-fitting combat suit, the golden belt, the white cape, and the raised left arm with five fingers spread out, the red boxing gloves still emitting a trace of heat after resisting the energy impact.
Saitama looked at Jace expressionlessly.
“Can I take this as a provocation from you?”
He scratched his cheek with his fingers and asked seriously.
There was a sound of people gasping in shock all around.
Those single dogs who were cheering had their eyes almost popped out of their heads, looking at Saitama as if he were a monster, and they felt a chill down their spines.
As for those little girls, their faces turned red with excitement, their bodies trembled violently, and their legs subconsciously clamped together. They almost screamed and flew into the sky.
Du Qiangwei’s pupils suddenly narrowed, and her beautiful eyes were filled with surprise.
Jayce’s energy charge, an attack of this magnitude, in Ryze’s words, can easily destroy a heavy truck.
But?
This pervert… doesn’t even have a single scratch, and even his gloves don’t show any signs of being damaged.
Swallowing hard, Jace rubbed his eyes to make sure he was not dazzled.
I… this energy attack that I was so proud of? Actually… the attack was ineffective!
“I say, was that a provocation to me?”
Xianyu’s expression began to look a little unfriendly, and the style of painting changed instantly, and Saitama said grimly.
“Provocation? Damn! I, Jace, am a real man! Let me beat you down first!”
How could he continue to live here after being looked down upon by a delivery guy in front of so many students?
The angry Jace raised a sledgehammer and took a sudden step forward. The floor cracked layer by layer and a large number of spider-web-like cracks appeared.
His body suddenly accelerated, making a sharp sonic boom, and he seemed to disappear in an instant, so fast that the students present felt suffocated!
“Go to hell!”
Suddenly, Jace’s roar came from the sky.
Under the bright sun, Jace leaped high into the air, and smashed the giant hammer down on his head, his face full of righteous anger!
There was a teeth-grinding clashing sound.
A circle of air waves visible to the naked eye vented in all directions, and the area within a radius of thirty meters below the giant hammer began to collapse and sink, which was extremely terrifying!
The students watching were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and Du Qiangwei’s scalp also went numb.
This guy Jace…such terrifying power.
Everyone’s pupils suddenly contracted!
Du Qiangwei even opened her mouth slightly and couldn’t help but exclaimed, with disbelief written all over her pretty face.
It was as if someone had pressed the mute button on the screen.
quiet.
Jace stopped in mid-air in a daze. He felt as if he had hit the outer armor of a space battleship. The hardness of the armor was outrageous. The recoil force from the giant hammer instantly cracked his knuckles and caused blood to flow.
Even the giant hammer almost bounced away.
All eyes fell on the giant hammer, countless eyes were trembling violently, with only two words written on them: “fear”!
Fear of the Great Demon King Saitama!
The floor of the square, which was more than 30 meters in radius, sunk more than three meters, and the bricks and stones inside completely collapsed.
Saitama, who was standing in the center of the depression, simply raised his right fist slightly and used the back of his fist to block Jace’s giant hammer.
Saitama’s face was shrouded in shadow, but judging from his expression which had begun to become somewhat eerie, he was not in a very good mood.
Swallowing his saliva subconsciously, Jace landed on the ground, looking at the unharmed Saitama in a daze.
Looking at the crumbling ground under the opponent’s feet, he finally confirmed…it turned out that he was not faking his fight!
The scene was extremely quiet.
No one spoke, all looked straight at Saitama, the most perverted psychopath in the history of Super Seminary!
The wind blew, raising a cloud of dust.
Saitama raised his head expressionlessly, stretched his shoulders, and slowly walked out of the pit.
Da da da~~
The sound of red boots hitting the ground was very clear, as if it was hitting everyone’s heart.
With every step Saitama took forward, the faces of the single students present became paler and the fear in their eyes became more intense.
As for Jace, who was bearing the horrible pressure head-on, cold sweat had already dripped down his back, his pupils were trembling violently, and he struggled between resistance and fear, wanting to pick up the hammer, but he found… his body was instinctively afraid.
Walked in front of Jace.
“You really make me a little angry.”
Looking at Jayce seriously, although Saitama said that he was harmless and a hero, he didn’t feel good when someone hit him with a hammer in front of him.
“Since you hit me with a hammer, I’ll give you a punch as well.”
Clench your fists.
A great sense of crisis suddenly surged in Jace’s heart, as if his heart was being grabbed by someone. Du Qiangwei’s pretty face turned pale instantly. So strong! !
“die!!!”
Throw out a punch!
I just returned to my hometown today and typed on the train…
There are a lot of things going on back home, but don’t worry, Yutou will try his best to ensure updates.
Thank you for your support! Good night~~~
Chapter 46 A Mysterious Perversion (New Book, Please Give Me Everything) (Old Version)
I can’t describe how I feel at this moment.
Jace’s entire body began to tremble with fear. He suddenly realized that his command experience, which he was so proud of, was of no use at this moment.
The sky and the earth changed color.
Time seemed to stand still.
In his world, there is only this one punch, the punch with the red gloves, infinitely magnified!
It represents irresistible death, unavoidable death.
So strong!
It’s simply… so strong that it’s outrageous and despairing.
Jace suddenly regretted why he had gotten involved with this pervert. Wouldn’t it have been better if he had stayed in the training ground?
“Teacher—don’t!!”
Suddenly, Rui Mengmeng’s scream sounded from a distance.
Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli, who heard the noise and came over to watch, screamed.
She absolutely didn’t want the teacher to kill anyone here. Once someone was killed, the teacher would definitely be punished. She hoped that the teacher would be fine and live well forever.
As for Jace…he should be thankful for Rui Mengmeng’s cry.
The red fist stopped.
It stopped four millimeters from the tip of Jace’s nose, and the suffocating pressure disappeared instantly.
The almost stagnant air in the entire area suddenly came alive, and everyone felt the pressure suddenly relieved, as if the clouds had cleared and the sky had cleared, and even breathing became smoother.
Saitama stopped his fist and looked at Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli who were running towards him from a distance.
The two girls, with tears in their eyes, threw themselves into Saitama’s arms in public, hugging him tightly on the left and right.
At this moment, all my emotions were transformed into these two words: worry about Saitama, love for Saitama…
“Brother Saitama, are you okay?”
Su Xiaoli looked at Saitama with slightly red eyes. The two girls were worried to death, thinking that something might happen to Saitama, but letting Saitama kill someone here… is not a good thing after all.
“Okay, the making-out paradise is about to start, so I’m going to go back now.”
After retracting his fist, Saitama’s expression returned to being harmless. He glanced at Jace casually, paused for a second, and turned around.
Originally, he had no intention of killing Jace with one punch. After all… Saitama always cherished this beautiful world in his heart.
“Teacher, I will go back with you.”
Rui Mengmeng raised her little face, a blush spread across her face.
Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli were really bold and expressed their admiration for Saitama in front of so many classmates. For them, even though Saitama was a stunning beauty and Su Xiaoli was very open-minded, they were still young girls with thin skin after all, so it took a lot of courage.
“Brother Saitama, I’ll go with you too. This crappy school is so annoying.”
Su Xiaoli also pouted. When choosing between school and Saitama, she would choose Saitama even with her eyes closed.
As for Jace, Qiangwei, and the other students at this moment… they were completely ignored by the three of them, and were immersed in their own world in public~~
“Ahem! Mr. Saitama, I’m sorry to have frightened you. On behalf of the Super Seminary, I sincerely apologize to you.”
Suddenly, the voice of Wandering Ryze was heard, the space fluctuated, and this guy appeared in front of Saitama.
Saitama glanced at him briefly.
“Well, it’s indeed our fault this time. As compensation, we are willing to award a scholarship of 1 million each to the two outstanding students, Su Xiaoli and Rui Mengmeng. In addition, the villa we talked about with the two students is almost completed and will be delivered to Mr. Saitama in a while. I hope you don’t mind.”
Secretly wiping the sweat from his forehead, Wandering Ryze was deeply frightened. As a powerful mage, he should have been on the same level as Saitama.
But he was wrong.
And it’s very wrong.
When he stood in front of Saitama, he suddenly realized that he was like a roaring river with great power, and Saitama… was the boundless and unfathomable Infinite Wang Yang!
“Oh? All right then, let’s go home and watch TV.”
Scratching his cheek, Saitama looked at the sky and thought for a few seconds, then agreed directly, “You guys, just study hard here. After all, student life is a very nostalgic time, don’t waste it.”
He also specifically told the two girls that Saitama sometimes missed his student days, when he was carefree and didn’t have to worry about survival or world peace.
Besides, this old man… is quite a good person. At least he made the big devil Saitama calm down. That’s not bad.
“Brother~~”
“Teacher~~”
Su Xiaoli and Rui Mengmeng looked at Saitama reluctantly as he slowly left, with reluctance and joy on their pretty faces.
The two girls didn’t notice that Du Qiangwei was also watching Saitama leave, but her eyes were very complicated.
It was like meeting Saitama for the first time. Confused? Shocked? Afraid? Angry? Contempt? The list goes on.
“What a mysterious pervert!”
Du Qiangwei murmured in a low voice.
After watching Saitama disappear from his sight, Jace collapsed to the ground helplessly.
His pupils were dilated, having lost focus due to excessive fright, his face was pale without a trace of blood, and his lips were trembling slightly.
It was the sound of something breaking.
Coding, coding, coding makes me happy, coding is how I grow, I am addicted to the ocean of coding
I look forward to the redemption of this flower, chapter, ticket, or reward.
Amen~~~~
Chapter 47: One Punch, Let You Face the Reality (New Book Asking for Everything) (Old Version)
Jayce’s charged hammer began to crumble like a cookie, including his armor.
Click, click, click~~bang!
All the armor on his body shattered, including the huge hammer in his hand, which turned into iron filings and fell down. Jace became a naked man wearing only Doraemon’s underwear.
“Ah—pervert!”
“Teacher Jess is a super pervert!”
“It’s an eyesore!!”
“I didn’t expect you to be this kind of person, Instructor Jess!”
“Bah! So you are the scumbag!”
“Brother Saitama is so strong!”
“I used to adore you so much, Jess-dog!”
Those students seemed to come alive in an instant, covering their eyes and screaming. It was so painful to the eyes!
And speaking badly of Saitama? No one dared to say anything bad.
because.
Behind Jace… a ‘Road to Heaven’ appeared, which was about fifty meters wide and had no end in sight!
All the buildings that blocked Saitama’s fists collapsed, the ground sank as if it had been plowed by a monster, and even the clouds in the sky showed signs of being twisted and deformed by the impact.
The power of a punch!
So terrifying!
As for what happened to Jayce, Saitama didn’t care. It seemed that Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli were given preferential treatment among the students because of this, so there was no need to worry.
I guess Saitama didn’t expect this either.
After this battle, Jace chose to resign on his own initiative, saying that he was not strong enough to serve as an instructor at the Superman Academy, and took the initiative to request to go to the front lines of major battlefields on alien planets for hellish training!
In the words of Jace, “It was a monster so powerful that I didn’t even have the courage to look up at it! I once thought I was standing on the shoulders of giants, but when I looked back, I realized I was just stepping on an ant.”
There was no way to keep Wandering Ryze. After all, Jayce, who was exposed wearing Doraemon’s underwear, had lost all his prestige among the students and was no longer suitable to be a mentor.
Moreover, compared to trying to keep Jayce, he cared more about the attitude of the great devil Saitama towards the Super Seminary. He dared to guarantee that if he contradicted that guy on the spot, he would probably end up like Jayce, or even worse!
At the same time, Ryze was very glad that his choice did not anger Saitama.
After settling Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli, and completing the resignation procedures for Jayce, Ryze directly summoned Miss.
“I’m really glad that we didn’t take any drastic measures at the beginning.”
Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Ryze said with some fear.
That kind of power… that could blast through the Super Seminary with one punch, but even now he couldn’t do it. Fortunately, there were no academies in that area, so no damage was caused.
“His strength far exceeds the data the general gave us.”
Pushing up the black-framed glasses on her high nose bridge, the lady in hip-hugging professional attire was very elegant, with her plump and rosy lips slightly parted.
“Yeah, there doesn’t seem to be much progress with Qiangwei. Now our academy doesn’t even have an instructor. I’m afraid…”
Ryze had a headache. He had spent a lot of effort to hire this expert, Jayce, but in the end… he was defeated directly.
“Invite… Saitama?”
MISS frowned slightly and asked tentatively.
“Let Mr. Saitama be the chief instructor?”
Ryze shook his head helplessly. “I’m afraid it’s hopeless. You’ve seen his attitude today. His strength… is probably far beyond our God-making Project. It’s truly an amazing power. An ordinary Earthling can possess such a power comparable to that of a God. It’s really awe-inspiring!”
Ryze was filled with emotion, his god-creating project was to hope for the emergence of a domineering and powerful warrior like Saitama. Originally, he admired the strength of Du Qiangwei, Ge Xiaolun and others, but now… in comparison, his sense of happiness was zero.
“Let’s try to contact them. Although the possibility of inviting Saitama to join our academy is very low, Rui Mengmeng and Du Qiangwei are still here after all. From today’s performance, it can be seen that Saitama cares about them. In addition, we can make some arrangements about the villa.”
MISS spoke in an orderly manner, and when she mentioned Saitama, a gleam of light would always flash in her usually calm eyes.
“Okay, then do as you say. Try your best to train Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli. Give them any good tasks and positions first. Also, keep today’s events secret and don’t let anyone tell anyone!”
Ryze said as he rubbed his aching head.
It’s a headache that I can’t use such a guy for myself. I can only pray… This big devil Saitama must be in a good mood all the time, alas!
Walked out of the gate of Super Seminary.
The middle-aged uncle who was eating melon seeds before, when he saw Saitama coming out, kept nodding and bowing, and said that he would come often when he had time.
After all, Saitama is now a person whom even the dean personally greets, and just one sentence can make him unemployed.
Saitama turned a deaf ear to all this. The intimate paradise would start in about ten minutes, so Saitama planned to walk back quickly.
“Huh? What a coincidence! Saitama! I caught you again this time!”
There was a roar of a motorcycle, and after a beautiful drift, Qilin, wearing a policewoman uniform, stopped proudly next to Saitama and gave him a smug look.
“Get in the car! I’ll take you home, and by the way, treat me to a meal!”
Patting the motorcycle seat, Qilin smiled particularly happily. She really looked at the almanac before going to work today!
Chapter 48 Pretend to Become Real (New Book, Please) (Old Version)
Saitama was stunned. He didn’t expect to meet Qilin here. However… he took a look at the police motorcycle. Because the trunk was relatively large, it seemed a bit crowded for two people to sit in it?
“What? Are you going to refuse the invitation of this beautiful policewoman?”
With a slight snort and slightly raised nose, Qilin pretended to be angry.
“Uh… okay.”
Since there is a ride, just take it. Saitama is not such an unreasonable person.
“Mad! I’m so envious!”
“What a beautiful policewoman! I really want her to whip and punish me!!”
“Why don’t I have this kind of luck?”
“She must be the policewoman wife of this handsome guy. She looks so good in uniform. I admire her!”
“Wow! Bro, so handsome!”
“Handsome man, can I give you a ride in my BMW?”
Passersby were all envious. The girls were beautiful and the boys were handsome, they were just like idols from TV dramas. There were also many infatuated girls and ladies who flirted with Saitama, which made Qilin snort.
“I never knew you were popular with women.”
The motorcycle started and roared away, spewing exhaust gas.
Qilin snorted a little sourly. Because the seats were crowded, Saitama sat behind her buttocks. As the motorcycle accelerated, decelerated, turned, etc., the two of them would occasionally rub against each other.
Qilin’s pretty face blushed, but she was secretly proud of herself in her heart. What does it mean to strike first and then suffer? This is it!
Qilin couldn’t wait to eat this guy’s delicious food again. This guy is simply a monster. Not only is he very strong, but his cooking skills are also amazing!
“Hey! Stop looking at the sky, there’s nothing to see there. Hold onto my waist, I’m going to speed up!”
Muttering to Saitama, Qilin was really worried that this guy would be thrown out, so she pressed the accelerator hard, and the police motorcycle roared away like a monster.
Saitama hugged Qilin’s slender waist. Even through the police uniform, he could still feel that there was no fat on her flat belly. It was warm and very elastic.
Qilin was just saying it casually at first. After all, she was used to being carefree, and when she was racing…it was easy to get excited.
But she didn’t expect that the moment Saitama hugged her, she felt her whole body stiffen, and the feeling of electric shock was indescribable.
Very… strange, yet beautiful.
This feeling made Qilin’s whole body tremble with excitement, her eyes became a little blurry, and she wanted to sink into it willingly.
“What’s wrong with you?”
Feeling Qilin’s trembling, Saitama asked in confusion.
“Ah?! No, it’s okay! Sit tight.”
Accelerating again and getting rid of this embarrassment, Qilin secretly breathed a sigh of relief. What happened to her?
Didn’t we agree to just play around? Isn’t pursuing Saitama just like a police officer chasing a thief? Could it be… I really like him?
Along the way, Qilin felt a little complicated, and even the voices in her ears seemed a little hazy.
The scorching air wave rushed over and almost caused the motorcycle to flip over to the ground, and Qilin was so scared that she broke out in a cold sweat.
It was an exploded car, rolling over and flying away.
The streets were filled with screams and fear, traffic was in chaos, flames of explosions could be seen everywhere, and the smell of leaking gasoline could be seen.
Above the street, there was a strangely shaped blue and white spaceship, about twenty meters long. Energy was constantly gathering in its narrow muzzle. It seemed that it was the culprit of this chaos!
“Super gene found, super gene found, target locked, target locked!”
In the Taotie patrol ship, the intelligent computer made a mechanical synthesized sound.
“Lock on the target and attack!”
The long and narrow gun barrel began to move slowly, and a dazzling laser shot out directly at Qilin.
The heat wave is surging.
Qilin’s beautiful eyes widened as she stared blankly at the laser coming towards her.
This all happened so suddenly that she wasn’t even prepared. Is this… is this an alien battleship?
What was the attack just now?
She was totally unable to block an attack at the speed of light, and her brain went blank the moment she was targeted.
White cloak, yellow suit, red gloves. It was the first time that Qilin felt the great sense of security behind this figure.
As if the whole world could be protected, she looked at Saitama’s back in a daze.
“Aliens?”
He slowly lowered his palm which was still steaming, and Saitama took the laser attack that was enough to destroy a car with one hand.
He raised his head curiously and looked at the patrol ship floating high in the sky. The opponent’s gun barrel was still aiming.
“Unknown target found, unable to detect the other party’s genetic data!”
“Energy fluctuations detected, energy fluctuations detected!”
“S-level danger alert, S-level danger alert! Requesting all-out defense! Requesting all-out defense!!”
The harsh mechanical synthesized sound was screaming in the Taotie ship, and the gun barrels were all pointing towards Saitama like crazy.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh!!
Dazzling lasers shot out and completely enveloped Saitama.
Chapter 49: The Great Demon King Saitama (New Book Request Everything) (Old Version)
“Ordinary punch.”
After thinking for a moment, Saitama raised his fist.
A punch was thrown.
The air quickly condensed into a wind wall, and the violent air pressure produced waves of violent sonic booms.
BANG BANG BANG!!
All the lasers were blown up by a punch, dissipated and disappeared, leaving a scorching temperature in the air.
Saitama also took advantage of the situation to break through and get in front of the Taotie patrol ship.
“Knock him down! Knock him down!”
“This guy! Attack!!”
“All energy attacks…”
Before the Taotie in the battleship could finish his words, Saitama slapped the bow of the Taotie patrol ship.
The entire battleship fell upside down on the spot, and the powerful shock wave killed the Taotie inside instantly.
The patrol ship landed on the ground, announcing the end of this tentative invasion.
Those passers-by who were screaming in fear looked in confusion at the alien invasion ship that was soaring in the sky one second and was shot down the next.
With a click, the red combat boots fell to the ground, and Saitama’s face showed a bored look.
I thought the alien ship was powerful, but this one is so weak that I can’t even muster the slightest desire to fight. I feel helpless.
Qilin stared at Saitama in a daze, her mind still blank and her beautiful eyes wide open.
He stood in front of the downed patrol ship and thought for a minute, then jumped on it. Then Qilin saw a scene that she would never forget.
Saitama put his hand on the hatch of the patrol ship, as if… he wanted to open it?
“What is he going to do?”
Qilin was completely confused. It was the first time she had seen this kind of patrol ship, but that did not prevent her from making a judgment on the patrol ship’s defensive capabilities.
Such a hard and thick alloy door might not be able to be opened even if it was directly bombarded by a missile.
“Oh? It’s harder than a flying machine? Anyone here?”
Saitama pulled the hatch handle and tried twice, but couldn’t move it.
“I can’t open it.”
When it was pulled for the third time, the entire hatch burst along the door frame.
The hatch was… violently dismantled!
“……abnormal!!”
Qilin screamed in shock, and those lucky passers-by were stunned.
Then, Saitama slowly tore the entire patrol ship apart along the crack!
It was like a biscuit being torn apart, but the sound of the metal twisting, deforming and being torn became an unforgettable memory for everyone present.
The visual impact is too strong.
Tearing apart the patrol ship with bare hands.
He also pulled up the opponent’s main console very seriously, and then in Qilin’s infinitely confused eyes, Saitama pulled out something the size of a finger.
“Infrared receiver. I learned this from the owner of the repair shop last time. It will be easier to repair the TV next time it breaks down.”
He casually threw an armored steel plate that was as tall as a person and half a meter thick on the ground. It was as light as a feather, but the loud noise it made when it hit the ground made everyone present change color.
This guy!
It can no longer be described as a monster, it’s simply… It actually dismantled the opponent’s patrol ship just for… an infrared receiver.
Looking at the patrol ship that had collapsed on the spot in a horrible state, Qilin suddenly felt sad for these aliens.
If you want to blame someone…just blame your bad luck for meeting this big devil Saitama!
“Okay, sorry to have kept you waiting, let’s go!”
Satisfied, Saitama stuffed the infrared receiver into his belt, got on the motorcycle, and patted Qilin’s shoulder gently.
Qilin’s whole body trembled, and she came to her senses, looking at Saitama with unprecedented shock, passion and excitement.
So strong! It’s simply extremely strong!!
“Yeah, let’s go, let’s go home. I want to eat Kung Pao Chicken! Saitama, the Great Devil!!”
As if by magic, Qilin suddenly felt in an extremely good mood, and she spoke to Saitama in a coquettish tone like a little girl in love.
The Giant Canyon at the same time.
At this moment, the alarm sounded loudly, and a large number of workers were busy inside.
“General! A UFO appeared on the streets of Tianhe City at 18:47 today. It is suspected to have technology that exceeds that of our Earth civilization. It also launched sabotage, paralyzing traffic in the area. Nearly 50 people have been injured and more than 30 have died.”
Lianfeng’s slender fingers tapped quickly on the virtual keyboard, and he quickly transferred the sorted satellite images to the large electronic screen.
Through the images on the screen, Dukao could clearly see the burning car, the paralyzed traffic, the opponent’s blue laser attack, and even the easy destruction of the reinforced concrete building.
This is a technological civilization that completely crushes the Earth!
The thing I was worried about finally came!
With his face submerged in the water, Dukao frowned, his eyes extremely solemn, “When will the army arrive? In addition, the armed helicopters and the deployment of surface-to-air missiles…”
“General!”
Dukao hadn’t finished his words when he was interrupted by Lianfeng’s exclamation.
Lianfeng, who is usually calm, showed a rare look of surprise at this moment. She covered her mouth tightly and stared at the images transmitted via satellite with her beautiful eyes wide open.
When I got home, I saw my grandma and my hometown. My grandma is old, and my hometown is old too.
Looking at her skinny body and those earnest and concerned eyes, looking at the dim and dilapidated old home, the lonely old widow is guarding this once lively home.
I couldn’t help but cry. No matter how the world changes, no matter how time passes, my grandma is always the same, nagging and reluctant to give anything away, leaving it for me to eat. Even though she is very old, she still works on the farm, wanting to share the burden of the family. My home is in the countryside, and we are rural people.
Family, hometown… no matter how far a traveler goes, it is always a harbor of love.
I hope everyone can spend more time with their families, understand their families more, and cherish the present time.
I wish that all my friends who read my novels will have a happy family and long life for their family members. Yutou sincerely wishes you all… happiness!
Ahem, I am done typing… As long as I live, I will keep typing. Typing will become a part of my body. I love you guys~~~
Chapter 50: Falling Under One Punch (New Book Asking for Everything) (Old Version)
In the picture, the laser was originally going to destroy a police motorcycle, but what was surprising was that a person jumped out of the car and easily took the laser impact.
Then this guy lightly jumped up to a terrifying height of several dozen meters, punched and slapped the Taotie patrol ship… and ended the battle directly!
The entire battle process took no more than 10 seconds, and the opponent dealt with the invading ship with great ease.
Dukao was also a little confused. The god-making plan he brought back from No Star… didn’t seem to have such a powerful guy? When did such a perverted existence appear on Earth?
The scene of Saitama tearing the entire battleship apart made all the staff of the Megazord Defense Center stop their work and stare at Saitama tearing the battleship apart with their eyes wide open.
It fell into an eerie silence, with only the occasional sound of someone swallowing saliva.
After watching the satellite video several times, Dukao finally confirmed… This is Saitama the pervert! !
“Is he that strong?”
Even after watching the satellite video, Dukao was still a little uncertain.
“I have arranged for people to recycle the materials of the Taotie patrol ship. According to the information sent back, its strength is four times that of the last Taotie aircraft. In addition… the cutting effect of the blue laser, according to data simulation, should be able to easily cut through the titanium steel alloy of our Earth.”
“That is to say… if Saitama wants, this guy… can even sink our Grand Canyon with one punch.”
Lianfeng quickly sent the latest analysis data, and she, who was usually calm, couldn’t help but feel bitter.
Looking at the real data in front of them, all the researchers present gasped!
Dukao’s eyelids were also twitching!
Sinking the Grand Canyon with one punch, this… this is no longer the strength of an Earthling, this is even comparable to those gods who have lived for tens of thousands of years, this is simply…
“Contact Ruiz right away and tell him not to annoy Saitama. Also, by the way, calm Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli down first, and investigate the information of this female police officer.”
A series of orders were issued immediately, and Dukao’s voice was more urgent and tense than ever before.
Saitama’s strength has completely exceeded his expectations. He originally thought that he could still control the overall situation with the help of Ryze and MISS, but now he finds that he was wrong, extremely wrong!
Saitama alone can completely change the system of the entire earth, and this so-called strong man from the Denor galaxy cannot stop him.
Fortunately, through observation during this period, he found that Saitama did not seem to be interested in power and had a good attitude towards humans, which made him feel a little relieved.
“Yes, General!” Lianfeng responded.
“Also! Inform Qiangwei that I have something important to see her about!”
After thinking for a while, Dukao gritted his teeth, and spoke with a look of determination in his eyes.
Lianfeng looked at Dukao with complicated eyes, then nodded slightly.
We arrived at No. 199 Xiangzhang Street, the familiar houses and brick walls, and the golden afterglow of the setting sun shining from afar.
It fell on Qilin, who had a beautiful ponytail and a graceful figure, and also on Saitama, who got out of the car and was shaking off the dust, causing many people to stop and take a peek. They were all envious of this loving and beautiful couple who looked like they came out of a cartoon.
“Let’s go up quickly. I’m so hungry.”
Being watched by passers-by, Qilin blushed and felt embarrassed. She subconsciously held Saitama’s arm, but then she realized she was scalded and quickly let go, her pretty face turning even redder.
“Oh, let’s go.”
Saitama went straight upstairs.
The atmosphere in the elevator was a bit weird. Saitama was counting the screws on the elevator out of boredom, while Qilin would secretly glance at Saitama from time to time.
Compared with the somewhat arrogant policewoman when they first met, Qilin at this moment is like a newlywed young wife, shy and well-behaved.
yes.
Today… is simply the most exciting day in Qilin’s life.
Dismantling a patrol ship with bare hands, this guy… is so fierce that he doesn’t even look like a human. It’s more 3D than watching a 3D blockbuster, and the visual impact is unparalleled!
And looking at the way Saitama punched at that time, Qilin felt that she had fallen.
So cool!
In this guy’s eyes, it seemed that nothing could stop his punch.
Invincible!
Fearless!
But boring!
That is the loneliness of the absolutely strong, the coldness of being at the top!
This look made Qilin fascinated for a long time, and she even lost her concentration several times while driving the motorcycle along the way. Now that she was back at Saitama’s house, she was sitting on the sofa with that scene still replaying in her head.
“There’s water in the bathroom, go take a shower first…”
Saitama’s words brought Qilin back to her senses, and a sweet feeling welled up in her heart. What a perfect lover who cares for her!
“Otherwise, when Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli come back, they will say that this sofa is for sitting on.”
But the remaining half of the sentence almost suffocated Qilin to death.
This bastard!!
“I don’t have a bath towel!! I don’t have a change of clothes!”
Qilin was so angry that her teeth were itching. She raised her head and said proudly to the huge breasts.
“There are Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli’s rooms. Go get them. Bath towels… theirs should be fine.”
Saitama scratched his head and said, then went straight into the kitchen and started cooking.
Chapter 51 Qilin is helpless (New book asks for everything) (Old version)
Saitama was also hungry and there were enough ingredients in the refrigerator, so cooking was not a pressure for him, a super chef.
Qilin felt a little embarrassed when she entered the bedroom.
It’s not her fault.
Entering the bedroom, I saw a few pink panties, some pure cotton ones, some hot ones that were not too spicy, and some even had a whiff of exotic fragrance. (Mengmeng Rui and Xiaoli Su)
“This guy…how many women are lying down in here?”
Looking at these things suspiciously, Qilin felt a little irritated for no reason.
Open the wardrobe.
A sweet scent of a young girl wafted over, and those bold clothes that caught her eye…almost drove Qilin crazy.
These are the evidences that Su Xiaoli instigated Rui Mengmeng to join her in committing corruption.
When the two women still lived here, they made an agreement that one would be alone and the other would be in pairs, and they would take turns to occupy Saitama. Su Xiaoli was also very bold and open-minded, and she specially bought several sets of costumes for various professions.
Rui Mengmeng became anxious after seeing this, and was naturally instigated to buy clothes such as beautiful chef, bunny girl, etc.
After all, I can’t fall behind in front of Teacher Saitama!
After some searching, Qilin found a tight T-shirt and pure cotton shorts, but…what made her complain was, why were all these pants so short?
She began to feel pressured by the extravagant life of Saitama, the bastard. It was pressure from Rui Mengmeng and a certain woman!!
After bathing.
After bathing, Qilin’s pretty face was obviously covered with traces of crystal water droplets, her hair at the temples was slightly moist, and her fair skin had a touch of attractive redness.
Qilin had a different vibe in her T-shirt and short skirt. She lacked the competence of a policewoman, but instead had more of the purity and shyness of a girl next door. However, her long ivory legs were extremely eye-catching.
“Help me get the food!”
Saitama’s matter-of-fact voice came from the kitchen.
After eating four dishes and a soup, Saitama said he was in a good mood today.
The steaming hot food quickly made Qilin forget her shyness. Her eyes lit up and she started drooling.
“It smells so good! Saitama, why don’t you open a restaurant? I guarantee you’ll have good business!”
While eating excitedly with big mouthfuls, Qilin muttered to herself and didn’t even notice that several grains of rice accidentally fell into her collar.
How can I open a restaurant? It is impossible to open a restaurant. I will never open a restaurant in my life. I don’t know how to make money. I can only rely on salted fish to make a living. It feels good to eat salted fish every day.
Saitama answered decisively and ate his meal happily.
“Help me get the ketchup, that’s awesome! So happy!!”
Qilin, who was almost crying with happiness, screamed and felt that she was in danger of becoming the third prisoner of the big devil’s delicious food.
I handed the ketchup to Qilin, but she was so excited that she spilled the ketchup!
Crash~~~
Pour ketchup on Qilin’s big tui.
The monochrome short skirt and white legs, this scene… is so beautiful that it’s almost horrible.
There was a sudden knock on the door.
Who will knock on the door at this time?
Before Qilin could say “wait”, Saitama, who had just finished his meal, opened the door, and standing outside was Du Qiangwei.
On the way here, Du Qiangwei had given herself psychological hints many times.
She originally planned to practice hard. After all, this scumbag was so strong that it was a bit abnormal. She might be abused by this guy next time they met.
However, Dukao’s call directly made her stop practicing. His father’s tone was very, very, very heavy and serious!
This was definitely the heaviest tone Dukao had ever spoken in Du Qiangwei’s memory, so she had no choice but to accept it.
The content of the conversation was very simple, just two points.
1. Try to contact Saitama and see if you can invite him to join the Super Seminary. Feel free to set any conditions!
Second, if it really doesn’t work, adopt a roundabout tactic to let Du Qiangwei leave a good impression on the other party, and then… find an opportunity to further deepen the relationship, you know.
If this kind of order to cheat a woman was given to anyone else, Du Qiangwei would definitely not be willing to do it. Given her ice and snow goddess personality, she might even commit suicide rather than agree.
But… after hearing that the target was Saitama, he agreed for some unknown reason, which made Dukao and Lianfeng ecstatic.
“You actually tried to win over this scumbag! It’s really hateful!”
Muttering softly, Qiangwei followed the address given and found the place.
She had a deep impression of Saitama. After all, that one stunning punch of his had captured the hearts of countless girls in an instant.
So handsome and shocking!
Even the cold-as-ice Du Qiangwei had to admit that she was shocked. As for having feelings for Saitama, a scumbag? Dream on!
Arriving at Saitama’s door, Du Qiangwei knocked on the door with a cold face.
The door opened.
Then she saw the current scene.
Saitama was standing in front of him, and Qilin was at the dining table, pulling Saitama shyly and begging nervously, with her clothes and legs covered in woman’s blood.
In broad daylight, this scumbag was actually in the restaurant…
Come on, code!
Code wording…
Chapter 52 Your smile is so stiff (New book asks for everything) (Old version)
It almost came out of her mouth. Du Qiangwei couldn’t control her temper. She subconsciously wanted to draw out the dagger to make a hole in Saitama to make him bleed, but when she thought of how abnormally strong this guy was, she instantly wilted.
Saitama was a little puzzled. He turned his head and looked at Qilin, “Go take a shower first and wash yourself clean.”
Qilin’s face turned red and she didn’t even dare to raise her head as she ran into the bathroom. Her pants were almost soaked by ketchup. What bad luck!
This scene further confirmed Du Qiangwei’s thoughts, and her favorability towards Saitama, which was originally +20, instantly turned into -80.
Definitely a VIP among scum, a fighter among trash!
Didn’t this guy have Rui Mengmeng before? Didn’t he have Su Xiaoli behind him? The two girls hadn’t been gone for long when he brought another one over?
That’s amazing!
Du Qiangwei looked down on Saitama and tried her best to suppress her temper which was about to erupt like a volcano with a cold face.
“I’ve already given you the money.”
Before Du Qiangwei could speak, Saitama said seriously.
Could it be that this woman… still thinks that three hundred yuan is not enough? She wants to come to my house to ask for it?
“asshole!”
The words were almost squeezed out from between her teeth. Du Qiangwei’s eyes were as cold as a knife, as if she wanted to skin Saitama alive. The temper that had just been controlled almost went out of control!
It was because this bastard gave him money in public that the whole academy now knew that the goddess Du Qiangwei had fallen into the hands of a gigolo for money!
This has almost become a hot topic in the academy. No matter where Du Qiangwei goes, people point fingers at her. She almost wants to kill Saitama right now!
Du Qiangwei, the chaste and beautiful iceberg…actually became a shameless slut in everyone’s eyes because of that bastard Saitama!
The silver teeth creaked, and at this moment, Du Qiangwei was like a female leopard on the verge of anger and rampage, exuding a dangerous and cold aura!
“Is that enough?”
Saitama took out a hundred yuan and handed it to Du Qiangwei. He was very confused, but he was not short of money recently, so he naturally spent money lavishly without any idea.
Humiliated again!
Du Qiangwei felt that if she didn’t kill Saitama, she would never be able to clear herself of the guilt in her life!
I raised my hand and prepared to slap this guy’s money, but when I got to the air… Dukao and Lianfeng appeared in my mind, as well as the commission from Miss Ryze…
Trying her best to force a smile on her pretty face, Du Qiangwei took the money and said with a smile, “Sir Saitama… I’m here on behalf of the academy and the military. I want to talk to you. Can I come in and sit down?”
“Oh, your smile is so stiff. Let’s talk here, there’s no place to sit inside.” Saitama said seriously.
Hearing this, Du Qiangwei’s mouth twitched violently, her eyelids twitched wildly, and she almost burst into anger.
I was rejected!
The dignified ice goddess took the initiative to strike up a conversation but was rejected by this guy… and he even said that his smile was stiff!
TMD!
Moreover, this excuse, looking at the empty sofa, Du Qiangwei was powerless to complain, could it be more obvious? ?
“Haha, because of your actions, Instructor Jace has submitted his resignation application. The Super Seminary will be facing a temporary shortage of instructors.”
Du Qiangwei hypnotized herself by imagining that she was negotiating with a pig, otherwise she was worried that her body would go out of control.
“Oh, and then?”
Saitama said, scratching his cheek.
“So, after unanimous communication between Dean Ruiz and the military, we hope that you can join the Super Trial Academy and become an instructor. As long as you agree, we are willing to offer a salary of 100,000 per month.”
Trying to make her smile appear warm and friendly, Du Qiangwei smiled.
A salary of 100,000 is definitely a high salary for a nerd on Earth. If this guy is not stupid, he should be able to…
Almost without hesitation, Saitama chose to refuse.
Du Qiangwei’s smile froze, and she looked at Saitama with even more contempt in her heart, but now she could only endure the humiliation.
She smiled again and said, “How about a monthly salary of 1 million?”
Dukao’s requirement is that all conditions are negotiable. Of course, all of this is a very vague statement, so Du Qiangwei needs to control it herself.
1 million monthly salary, for a young otaku? Du Qiangwei couldn’t find a reason why this guy would refuse, isn’t it just because he thinks the salary is too little? I have money!
“???”
Giving Du Qiangwei a strange look, Saitama hesitated for a second and said, “No, no matter how much money I have, I’m not going to go to some super seminary.”
Du Qiangwei stood there in a daze, almost petrified.
You have to know that as an instructor, Jace only earns more than 300,000 yuan a month. In his own words, “My purpose here is to protect the Earth and the glory of our Denor Galaxy!”
But this dead otaku in front of me, doesn’t he even have a little sense of justice, a little gentlemanly manners towards beautiful women? He rejected her so harshly.
“You bastard! How are you going to get there?!”
Unable to hold back her anger any longer, Du Qiangwei’s demeanor suddenly changed, returning to her usual cold and frosty self.
I can cry and act cute, wash dishes, mop the floor, make the bed and fold the quilt. The key is that if someone is willing to support me with a flower and a comment vote, I will still write all day long~~~
As for the reward… I might be so excited that I can’t sleep all night and I’ll write even in my dreams~~~
Chapter 53: That Salty Fish Devil! (New Book, Please Help) (Old Version)
“I have to attend the supermarket sale every Saturday, I can’t miss the broadcast of Intimate Paradise, I have to have snacks such as potato chips and udon noodles, I have to do hair care twice a week, I have to have someone to do my laundry and dishes, and… the most important thing is… I can’t feel the breath of freedom there.”
It may soothe the brain cells~~Delicious~~~
Chapter 54 The Strongest Being in the Universe! (New Book, Please Help) (Old Version)
“Why don’t you ask me what my dream is?”
After glaring at the unromantic Saitama, Qilin pretended to be angry.
“Oh, what’s your dream?”
“My dream! But to save the world!! I want to arrest all the criminals and bring world peace!! Do you think I’m great?!”
Looking at her breasts proudly, Qilin felt a sense of justice and mission stirring in her heart.
So passionate!
“Well… it’s great.”
Saitama glanced at Qilin’s proud and great eyes and said perfunctorily.
“What a boring guy!”
Giving Saitama a look of contempt, Qilin felt a little discouraged and immediately asked, “Where do I sleep tonight?”
“Aren’t you going home?”
Saitama asked with some confusion.
Qilin was speechless. This guy, he is a beauty after all, and a beauty took the initiative to ask to stay overnight… and yet he wanted to leave?
She rolled her eyes at Saitama and said in a somewhat arrogant voice, “I am tired today, so I won’t go back. Are you afraid that I will eat you?”
He deliberately acted vicious and threatened Saitama.
“Oh, the sofa then.”
Saitama answered as a matter of course, and then started doing sit-ups.
After all, as a hero who is always ready to save the world for fun, these arduous trainings are essential to maintaining absolutely invincible power!
“you!”
Choked by Saitama’s answer, Qilin sometimes felt like a moron, like taking the initiative to stay overnight tonight, but she suddenly found that there was a guy who was even more moronized, and that was this idiot!
“I want to sleep here! Get out!”
With her proud breasts raised, Qilin looked like a cuckoo occupying someone else’s nest and wanting to destroy you for justice, and she just occupied the tatami.
But the tatami itself is not big, and Qilin, wearing hot pants and tights, insisted on occupying the territory of Saitama who was doing sit-ups.
One is doing push-ups, and the other has just finished a shower. It looks like… the scene is just like a couple in love who just took a break in the middle of doing something. The atmosphere becomes romantic again.
Because they were so close, Qilin could even feel the temperature of Saitama’s body. For some reason, as soon as she sat down and got close to Saitama, Qilin’s cheeks felt very hot, and her head was full of this guy’s heroic image during the day.
Unconsciously, the look in his eyes when he looked at Saitama became a little blurry.
Handsome, powerful, and…seemingly not unfaithful, and most importantly, he can cook!!
This is exactly the person I have always dreamed of, the one I want to try dating!
Yes, try dating, but as for lifelong events… it’s too early now.
Did this guy sense my feelings and actually approached me slowly?
Saitama stopped doing sit-ups, looked at Qilin seriously, and even slowly approached her!
She closed her eyes subconsciously, her long eyelashes trembling slightly. Qilin’s rosy little mouth looked particularly charming under the starlight, as if she could release all the passion that the girl had stored for more than twenty years at any time.
The sound of a heavy slap stunned Qilin.
“There are mosquitoes.”
Saitama’s body was still, but his eyes moved rapidly, and he moved as fast as lightning, slapping the mosquito to death.
Summer is coming, so there will naturally be more mosquitoes.
I feel so happy!
It felt even better than blowing up a Taotie battleship, and Saitama grinned excitedly.
You know, there is only one guy in the world who can fight with Mr. Saitama and still win! !
It is also Saitama’s greatest shame so far!
The mosquito of the world with one punch!
He dodged Saitama’s attacks 1,857 times in a row without dying!
He may very well be the most powerful being in the entire universe, and the most difficult opponent Saitama has ever encountered in his life.
Looking at the mosquito dying in his palm, Saitama felt very happy. It felt so good! He killed it!
It’s quiet!
Qilin was in a daze and was about to go berserk.
Just now, I was stupidly waiting for this guy… I felt like I was in first love, and I was even ready to pretend that I didn’t know and send my first love, but…
Damn mosquitoes!!
Thinking back to her expression when she offered herself up just now, Qilin blushed so much that she wanted to bury her head in the quilt. She was so embarrassed! !
“I’m going to sleep here tonight!!”
Qilin said with full of resentment.
After wiping the dead mosquito off his hands, Saitama was in a good mood. He looked at Qilin strangely, sizing her up and down and then from bottom to top.
Qilin felt a little uneasy because of Saitama’s look.
After confirming that the policewoman’s breasts took up more space than Rui Mengmeng, Saitama thought for a second. Perhaps because he was in a good mood after killing a mosquito, he said generously: “I’ll give you half.”
After saying that, he compared it with his fingers on the tatami and gave half to Qilin.
Qilin was speechless. This was definitely the most unforgettable night in her life.
But if she knew that Rui Mengmeng could only sleep for one-third of her sleep, I believe she would feel happy and content.
After all, happiness is built on the suffering of others.
I was bitten to death by a mosquito last night, and I’m not sure if it was the one from One Punch Man.
Because it survived my kicks until dawn…
Chapter 55: Just Go (New Book, Please) (Old Version)
I woke up early in the morning and stretched comfortably.
The sunlight fell from the window and sprinkled on Saitama’s body, making him feel warm and comfortable.
The weather is sunny and the flowers, birds and insects are chirping.
No need to worry about life, no need to worry about work, just relax every day.
Days like this are life!!
“Huh? Leaving so early?”
Looking at the empty tatami next to him and the neatly stacked clothes with Qilin’s body scent, Saitama scratched his head.
There was a note on it.
“Thank you for your hospitality, Great Demon King Saitama! Next time there’s a chance, don’t let me sleep half the time. I want to sleep the majority (naughty face). By the way, I’ll come over every week for free meals, hehe (cocky face).”
It seems that Qilin wakes up very early and comes here every week for free meals? Do you really think this is your home?
Saitama complained in his mind for a while, threw the note away, then brushed his teeth, washed his face, and ate breakfast, all in one go.
But recently Saitama has become obsessed with a program that is only available in China.
“Not all secret places are hidden in the virgin land of mountains. There are also unknown secret places in bustling cities. The open-air boiling oil and the deep stove iron pots are used to cook the fragrant street food. Fresh shrimp wontons, handmade bamboo noodles, soft and sticky beef tendons, fresh shrimps, and rich flavors are deeply engraved in the mottled years of this community. The tenacious taste memory calls people to follow all the way…”
There is that magnetic sound on TV, and the sizzling of boiling oil and the fragrant dishes in the camera.
Saitama’s stomach growled as he watched, “It looks so delicious!”
“A Bite of China” is a food program that became popular all over the country almost overnight. It also successfully became a paradise for intimacy, which made Saitama want to follow the show.
However, Mr. Saitama is a practical person who will only realize his dreams through practical actions.
“Hello, Mr. Saitama, please check your identity information. Your flight to Yuecheng is at 11 o’clock this morning. Please prepare to board the plane in advance. I wish you a pleasant journey.”
After placing the order and selecting the flight ticket, the airline customer service called to confirm soon.
It just so happened that air tickets were on sale during those two days, so Saitama easily booked a flight for the morning.
Traveling is also a necessary skill for a busy life.
I took a few pieces of luggage, including my combat uniform, banknotes and other things, and quickly went downstairs, heading towards a new life.
The air outside is full of the breath of freedom. Travel, here I come, hahahaha~~~
My flight is at 11 o’clock, and it’s already past nine o’clock. It takes about half an hour to get to the airport from here.
After calling a taxi, Saitama said directly: “The airport.”
Tianhe City is a prosperous large city with high-rise buildings standing side by side and a bustling and bustling environment.
This was the first time Saitama had traveled far from home since he came to this world. He looked curiously at the rapidly receding buildings outside the window. Arriving in an unfamiliar place always made people inexplicably excited.
However, during this period of time, Saitama obviously did not have much experience going out.
“Little brother, is this your flight this afternoon?”
The taxi driver took a puff of his cigarette and looked at the long traffic jam in front of him with a good attitude.
After all, traffic jams are normal when driving in Tianhe area, especially when passing the Third Ring Road, there is no chance of getting out of the jam.
“It’s eleven o’clock, why don’t you leave?”
Looking at the flight time, Saitama asked in confusion.
“Look, the traffic jam is so severe that it will take at least an hour to get through. But don’t worry, as long as we pass these few hundred meters and the Third Ring Road, the traffic will be smooth. But my dear, you may have to change your flight to the afternoon, as you won’t be able to catch up in the morning.” said the experienced driver.
“Afternoon?”
Saitama muttered to himself, if he changed his flight ticket, he would have to pay more than a thousand yuan, and if he went there in the afternoon, it seemed that the store mentioned in the show might be closed?
Saitama opened the car window, stuck his head out and glanced at the convoy in front.
So long…
There’s no end in sight, so an estimated hour is still comforting.
“I’ll go there in the morning.” Saitama said seriously.
“Little brother, stop joking. Unless you walk over there, there are still dozens of minutes to go, and it will probably be afternoon. It will be the same no matter whose car you take. Tianhe Third Ring Road is famous for its traffic jams!” said the driver.
Then the only option is to get off the bus.
Just open the car door with the luggage still in the car.
“Hey! Little brother, you? You forgot to salute! Damn it! Oh, you haven’t paid yet, you haven’t paid yet! Are you really going to just walk over like this? Don’t be stupid! Come up quickly, just wait, little brother, I say…ah! Shit–“
The driver’s anxious shouts turned into screams.
It was like the terrified scream of a woman being raped. Not only him, but the drivers of the surrounding vehicles also had their eyes almost popping out of their heads. They stretched their necks, looked in the direction of Saitama with stunned expressions as if they had seen a ghost.
“This guy…what is he going to do?”
“Crazy!!”
“Oh my god! What did I see!”
“Hurry up and record it, it scared me so much that my gallstones that I had for years fell out!”
Chapter 56: This kneeling shows the power! (New book, please help me) (Old version)
A teeth-grinding sound was heard.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the taxi driver was so frightened that his face turned pale and his whole body was shaking like a sieve.
His entire taxi actually slowly rose too high, ‘floating’ in the air, ‘drifting’ forward as steady as a rock…
Under the vehicle.
This lazy, handsome but expressionless guy in a loose T-shirt and casual clothes… He held the taxi with such a powerful hand, yawning all the way as if he was shopping in a supermarket, and moved leisurely in the long traffic jam.
Originally, these car owners were honking their horns impatiently to urge the vehicles in front to move.
Saitama holding the taxi was like a mobile mute button, and wherever he went, the place became quiet.
All the car owners stared with their eyes wide open, MMP written all over their faces, their mouths opened wide enough to fit two large eggs, staring at this astonishing scene.
“Is this…real? Am I dreaming? Pinch me.”
“Ahhh! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!”
“What a fucking monster! I thought Superman only existed in movies, but it turns out he also exists in hallucinations!”
“Dang dang dang dang!”
“Wow~~ My husband! I love you!”
“Please contact me, please date me, please molest me…”
“So cool!”
“So cool!!”
A group of experienced drivers were so shocked that their eyes and jaws almost dropped to the ground. The female driver was so infatuated that she almost stepped on the brake instead of the accelerator, and even forgot to take a picture with her mobile phone.
So shocking!
The feeling of actually witnessing someone holding a taxi with one hand and driving through a jammed car park is definitely not comparable to any 4D movie!
“See? These are all my best friends! I’m telling you!”
Near the Third Ring Road, in an alley, a gangster leader named Draven with an onion-shaped mustache was extremely arrogant and shouted at Liu Chuang who came to find him.
Behind him were a few flashy thugs.
“I bought you a watch!”
The hot-tempered Liu Chuang raised his fist and was about to hit Draven on the head. This damn useless brother from afar was simply bringing shame to himself!
But his fist suddenly stopped.
Because Draven and his close friends who were shouting in front of them suddenly looked as if they had seen a ghost, and their eyes were staring straight ahead.
“What the hell, what the hell… Boss, what the hell!!”
A gangster murmured tremblingly.
“This is simply… not a human being!”
“Look…behind!”
Draven’s expression also froze in his place, swallowing his saliva forcefully. “Fuck, I’ve never seen such a pervert in my life! So strong!”
Liu Chuang’s fist stopped at Draven’s ugly face, he turned back with some confusion, and his expression changed immediately.
Saitama was holding the taxi with one hand and walking slowly and naturally in the long traffic jam. As for the poor taxi driver, he was so scared that he kicked his legs and fainted.
Silence. Liu Chuang remained silent where he was.
And the next second.
“Damn it! This is the real Superman! Big brother, I won’t go to your super seminary anymore! I want to become your disciple!!”
“Master! Wait for me!! Wait for me!”
“I am your long-lost apprentice Draven! Master–“
Like a ghost howling like a wolf, Draven jumped excitedly and ran towards Saitama.
“Hey! Boss! Wait for me!”
“I want to become your disciple too!!”
“Too damn powerful, Grandmaster! Grandmaster, here I come!!”
Several younger brothers were also excited and quickly chased after him.
“This bastard! He’s just carrying a car. I, Big D, am never afraid of him! Damn it, wait for me! Damn Draven!!”
After reacting, Liu Chuang shouted loudly and hurriedly chased after him.
Damn it, I came out and patted my chest in front of everyone to guarantee, “I, Big D, am not a scum like Ge Xiaolun and Zhao Xin. I can definitely recruit a super soldier back!”
If this fails, Liu Chuang can guarantee that those three best friends will not laugh at him every day, but will laugh at him day and night!
Just halfway through his walk, Saitama suddenly froze.
Because a few guys in front blocked his way.
Plop!
Plop, plop!
Plop plop plop!
Four consecutive kneelings in prostration.
This kneeling showed his strength!
This kneeling shows a certain attitude!
This kneeling shows the pursuit of life and ideals.
“Master! You are finally here!! I have been waiting for you for a long time!!”
Almost at the moment of kneeling down, Draven hugged Saitama’s thighs tightly. Those little hindsight followers rushed up crying and shouting “Master”.
As a gangster, especially a qualified gangster, they know one thing very well, that is –
A gangster’s cultural accomplishment, self-quality, strength level and moral integrity are actually inversely proportional.
Chapter 57 Liu Chuang: A punch that proves a man’s dignity! (New book, please help) (Old version)
Looking at the guys who suddenly came over in front of him with confusion, Saitama was considering whether to kick them away.
“Master, I am Draven! Your long-lost disciple, I have been waiting for you for so long! I have been living here all these years, and it was not until I met you that I found my ideal in life! I found my ultimate goal as Draven!!”
Draven cried with tears streaming down his face and quickly hugged this golden thigh tightly.
After I learn all these skills, I will kill those little thugs and rob the Tianhe City Bank tomorrow!
“I don’t know you.”
Saitama scratched his cheek and asked in confusion.
“Huff, huff, huff~ Damn, even if you eat shit, you can’t run so fast! Hey, brother, excuse me, this is my mentally ill friend who ran away. I guess I scared you just now.”
Liu Chuang ran up panting.
Because he had been outside looking for Draven these two days, preparing to recruit this good-for-nothing guy, so he was not aware of what happened in the Super Seminary, and it was the first time he saw Saitama.
“Get up! Don’t let me cut you! Damn it, what do you mean by clinging to someone else’s thigh?”
Liu Chuang was so angry that he kicked Draven a few times.
It took me more than two days to find this guy in this alley. After all my efforts in persuading him, he still acted nonchalant, as if he was the boss and not the third in command.
As a result… when he saw the perverted man in front of him, he immediately changed sides?
A thousand mud horses ran through Liu Chuang’s head, running in a circle.
“I’m not going to the Super Seminary! I’m not going to that kind of crappy place. I want to learn from my master! I want to learn how to lift a car!! When I become powerful and awesome, who in this world can stop me, Draven?!”
Draven said stubbornly.
“You are such an idiot, this is just a little kiss! I will cut you to death!”
Liu Chuang slapped Draven on the head and got angry. It was really a bad start to go out and meet a strong competitor.
“If you hit me again, do you believe I will kill you?” Draven also got angry, and in front of this famous master, he absolutely could not be timid!
I heard that these masters accept disciples based on whether the disciples have strong character and are courageous and resolute!
So after thinking this, Draven let go of his hand, stood up, and stared at Liu Chuang with a look of deep hatred.
“Damn it! What an idiot with muscles growing on his head, my stupid brother!!”
A punch hit Draven’s abdomen, causing the guy to hunch over like a shrimp.
After his fist was pulled out, Draven was already kneeling on the ground, holding his stomach and unable to take care of himself, while the other henchmen were so frightened that they trembled and stepped back.
Because Liu Chuang, with an unhappy look on his face, was walking towards Saitama.
Click, click, click, click~~~
With his fist as big as a casserole, which made a popping sound like popping beans, Liu Chuang looked at Saitama with a grin.
“Well, brother, I’m really a little embarrassed. Look at my stupid brother. He probably thinks you are the strongest in the world. I can’t help it. You are a country bumpkin who has never seen the world. I’m afraid that if I don’t knock you down here today, this idiot will not agree to my request.”
“How about this, brother, do you want to express your feelings to me? Or do you want me to punch you out?”
After moving his neck and shoulders, he heard a series of crackling sounds and said with a bad expression.
As a super soldier who has attended classes in the Super Seminary for some time, Liu Chuang is quite confident in his own abilities. It will not be long before he is officially admitted, transferred to the Giant Canyon, and become a member of the Hero Company!
And a small thing like a small car? Who can’t do it?
Several of the henchmen were also frightened by Liu Chuang. After all, this guy seemed to be more powerful than their boss Draven.
But the next second, they fell silent.
Liu Chuang also fell silent, including Draven, who had just struggled and was sweating profusely in pain.
The gangsters looked at Saitama in astonishment.
The other party doesn’t even care about them?
Still holding the cart in one hand, he walked forward casually.
For Saitama, talking and chatting with these strangers, especially the four or five guys who seemed to have some problems with their brains, was definitely not something interesting.
Compared to this, he wanted to get to the airport faster. There was probably still a traffic jam of more than a hundred meters, so just two more steps would be enough.
Looking at Saitama’s back, looking at the person holding the car in the sun, standing like a towering mountain.
Draven and his men seemed to have seen a new world in life, and their blood boiled with excitement.
And Liu Chuang.
The pride of being a super soldier instantly suffered over a billion critical hits!!
“When I was a gangster, I was never treated like this. Boy, you have guts!!”
“Draven you are a fucking idiot!”
“I’m going to smash this idiot right now to teach you a lesson!!”
Roar.
A man’s anger exploded like a lion. Liu Chuang walked like a dragon and clenched his fist as big as a casserole.
A punch hit Saitama’s back!
This is a punch that proves a man’s dignity! !
Just came back, I was so tired after a day of train ride
It’s almost time to put it on the shelves, but I don’t have any drafts saved. I’m working hard on writing. I want to write about the teachers in everyone’s minds, so I’ve been writing carefully. I hope that everyone can support it when the time comes. Thank you~~~
In addition, chapter 51 has been revised five times, but it is still in the small dark room, crying…
Chapter 58 There are so many good people in this world! (New book, please help) (Old version)
A muffled sound.
Like defeating Ge!
Let Draven and a few of his minions come back to their senses.
As a core student of the Super Seminary, Liu Chuang’s career positioning is a heavy assaulter. He is best at strength and head-on collisions.
Although he is just an ordinary student now, the power of his fists can definitely be counted in tons!
It is not impossible for Liu Chuang to smash a small car or a boulder as tall as a person.
When his fist hit Saitama’s back, the gust of air caused several drivers nearby to stagger, and the T-shirt with Wolf printed on Saitama’s body rustled.
Of course, it was just a rustling sound.
The fist hit Saitama’s back, Saitama stopped, and Liu Chuang was a little dumbfounded.
“What are you doing?”
Turning around, Saitama looked curiously at Liu Chuang who was standing behind him.
Liu Chuang’s expression suddenly turned ugly, and he felt like vomiting blood. If he had seen the scene where Jace thought he was faking the fight, I believe Liu Chuang would also suspect whether he was faking the fight?
As he expected, Saitama should be knocked away by a punch with a scream, falling to the ground, and then crying and begging for mercy, shocking Draven and successfully completing the recruitment.
But now, damn it!
Liu Chuang felt that something was not right with the script. He swore that he had definitely defeated Saitama, but… surprisingly… even his walking pace was not affected at all.
Like a mud ox entering the sea, there is no news of it.
Looking at Saitama, Liu Chuang suddenly felt something was wrong, and quickly forced a smile, “Well, well… I saw there was dust on your T-shirt, so I helped you pat it off! Look, it’s much better now!”
The address was directly changed to “Big Brother”, and Liu Chuang took pictures of Saitama’s clothes with a drooling face.
This guy is a soft-hearted person who is afraid of tough people. When he meets the powerful Du Qiangwei, he becomes soft. When he meets the cowardly Draven, he starts to talk big and defeats everyone in an instant.
Look, when I saw the big devil Saitama, I immediately got scared!
“Oh? Thank you then.”
Saitama thanked him sincerely.
“You’re welcome, you’re welcome. When we’re out and about, we become friends. From now on, just tell me my name, Big D, and I’ll make sure the whole street…ah! Big brother, big brother, I was wrong – ah -“
Liu Chuang secretly wiped his sweat and hurriedly continued to act like a good kid.
But before he could finish his words, Saitama had already taken action.
“You are also covered in dust. Let me help you brush it off.”
In the dazed eyes of Draven and others in the distance.
Saitama patted Liu Chuang’s back gently, just to brush off the dust.
result……
Liu Chuang let out an earth-shattering scream as if he was on a roller coaster, and was slapped away by Saitama.
There was a teeth-grinding sound of metal twisting and breaking. Draven and the taxi drivers, private car owners, and others present all widened their eyes, their jaws almost dropping in horror.
far away.
On a huge advertising sign as tall as a building, the advertisement for Cockroach Killer was clearly written.
“I will die if the cockroaches don’t die! The effect will be seen in three days! Kill them all in three days!”
There was also a background image of a dead cockroach, but… Liu Chuang just happened to be seeing the big words falling on the dead cockroach, which was completely embedded in the wall, with its four legs still twitching.
His head, which protruded through the wall, almost scared a family to death who were having breakfast behind the billboard on the stairs.
Draven, “…”
Ma Zai, “…”
Many drivers, “…”
Everyone looked at Liu Chuang who was smashed into the wall with trembling teeth, and felt a chill all over their body.
Looking at his palm, Saitama sighed slightly, “It’s quite tough.”
In the morning sunshine.
Under the horrified and frightened gazes of everyone, everyone was as obedient as quails hiding their heads in awe.
Saitama walked with crab steps, happily carrying the car and walking through the traffic-congested road.
Even when they were at the front and the vehicles were ready to start, they were frightened and stopped where they were, making way for the big devil.
The car was parked, and the driver, who had fainted from shock, finally woke up after screaming and struggling.
“There’s no traffic jam anymore, let’s go to the airport. My flight is at 11 o’clock.”
Saitama returned to his seat and reminded the driver, whose face was ashen and whose whole body was shaking.
“I… I was dreaming just now?” The driver looked ahead. Huh? There’s no traffic jam today? It must be like this, it must be like this. The perverted man holding the car with his bare hands and the flying carpet ride on a dream taxi are all hallucinations, all hallucinations~~
Hypnotizing himself, the driver muttered like a spell all the way and finally sent Saitama to the airport.
I checked the time, it was 10:45 and the plane hadn’t taken off yet.
“Is this your fare?”
Get off and give the money.
But Saitama was puzzled to find that the driver was running faster than anything else, and even smashed the rear end of the car when reversing, and dented the front end of the car by stepping on the accelerator. As a result… he stepped on the accelerator and roared away desperately.
“There are so many good people in this world.”
Scratching his head, Saitama picked up a simple gift and walked into the airport.
I have no manuscripts left, I am typing all day… It will be published soon…
I am so panicked… I am pulling my hair out due to obsessive compulsive disorder. I hope I can become stronger…
Chapter 59 VIP treatment, you deserve it! (New book asks for everything) (Old version)
“I’m sorry, sir, you don’t have a boarding pass. Boarding passes will be closed 45 minutes before departure. I’m sorry, sir, how about I help you change to the next flight?”
The young lady in the airline staff uniform said with a professional smile that she often met some guests who were not clear about the level process, but she seldom met such a handsome young man, which made the young lady blush and she couldn’t help but secretly look at Saitama.
The passengers around who were preparing to check in also looked at Saitama with different eyes.
“It’s probably the first time I’ve been on a plane.”
“This guy is in trouble this time. Today’s flights are very tight, and it is estimated that there will be no rebooking.”
“Tsk tsk tsk, luckily it wasn’t me. It’s really unlucky to encounter such a thing!”
“Brother is so handsome! Let’s take a sneak peek!”
“Wow! What a handsome guy! Is he a celebrity?”
“Handsome, can you give me an autograph?”
There were discussions among passers-by, and a few brave little girls came up to Saitama with red faces to ask for his autograph, all of them with infatuated looks, and even some beautiful young women in expensive clothes and delicate makeup secretly looked at Saitama, and seemed to be a little aroused.
“Can’t catch it? Don’t buses always go straight?”
Saitama was a little confused. He seldom traveled far, and this was his first time taking a plane. After all, he was not familiar with where Yuecheng was, and a plane was the most convenient.
“It seems to be that plane. Hasn’t it taken off yet?”
Pointing to the apron in the distance that can be seen from here, the large passenger plane Z Airlines T529 seems to be still boarding passengers.
Since it hasn’t taken off yet?
Then why don’t I just go up there? Or… hold it back and let it wait for a while.
Horrifying thoughts!
If these crazy and gloating passengers present knew the naive and romantic thoughts of this big devil, I wonder if they would be scared to death?
Just when Saitama was about to take this shocking step.
Suddenly, a female voice as melodious as a nightingale sounded.
“Mr. Saitama? Here is your boarding pass. Please follow me.”
A beautiful lady wearing an elegant red stewardess uniform and delicate and elegant makeup walked over.
The gazes of the opposite sex around were instantly attracted like a magnet, no matter they were young guys or mature, stable and successful middle-aged men, all their eyes fell on the stewardess like spotlights.
But just the voice itself was enough to fill people with endless imagination. After seeing the real person, everyone’s eyes could hardly move away.
Whether it is a man or a woman, there is only one word in mind at this moment.
Stunning!
A stunning woman with a perfect face, perfect temperament and perfect figure!
It is simply every man’s dream item, popular among both young and old!
“Ah? Purser!”
The young lady who had just been talking to Saitama exclaimed, blushed and quickly bowed.
If this young beauty could score seven points, then the beautiful flight attendant in front of us would definitely score ten points!
Very beautiful lady!
The passengers, who were already a little impatient, suddenly quieted down, and the entire check-in area became eerily still and quiet.
All attention was focused on this beautiful flight attendant with elegant temperament and stunning appearance.
She was wearing bright red high heels, flesh-colored stockings, and a stewardess uniform. Her fair hands politely stroked her abdomen. She walked in front of Saitama and stopped, with a charming smile on her pretty face.
“You mean me?”
Saitama looked at the beautiful woman in confusion and pointed at himself.
He remembered… he didn’t seem to have a boarding pass? After all, it was his first time on a plane, otherwise he wouldn’t have arrived only fifteen minutes early.
“Yes, Mr. Saitama, I am very happy to serve you. I am the chief steward of this flight. Your formalities have been completed. Please follow me to the VIP channel.”
The extremely beautiful woman bent down with a smile and made a gesture of invitation.
This small action made people around him envious and jealous.
“So beautiful! Even prettier than the stars on TV!”
“Miss, what’s your last name? I’m the general manager of Huaxia Kangnai Pharmaceutical Group, my last name is…”
“It doesn’t make sense! This is unscientific! How can Z Airlines have such a beautiful flight attendant? Am I working for a fake Z Airlines?”
“Oh my god! The girl is so beautiful! I want to refund my ticket! I want to take Air Z!!”
“Wow, this is so amazing. I would be willing to live a week less if such a beautiful stewardess could take me through the VIP channel!”
“I’d rather live one month less!”
“My year!!”
“My little brother has been taken away! My little brother!!”
“Envy…a perfect match~~~”
“That’s not fair!”
The passengers watched helplessly as this beautiful, top-notch stewardess took Saitama away, walked straight to the VIP channel, and even dragged Saitama’s suitcase herself. They were a little shocked.
Saitama followed behind the stewardess, looking at her slim figure with some confusion.
When did Miss become a flight attendant?
I write all day, I’m strong!
Chapter 60 If you need to relieve stress, you can do that~~ (New book, please help) (Old version)
The plane took off smoothly.
The sight of Saitama walking into the cabin with the MISS flight attendant attracted many people’s attention.
The men are handsome and the women are pretty. You can imagine all kinds of scenes in your mind just by looking at them. It is really enviable. Especially the private lives of these handsome men and beautiful women, which are probably the envy of countless men and women!
Sitting in his seat, Saitama put his luggage away.
It was a window seat and the ticket I booked was economy class, but I could see the vast sea of ​​clouds outside, which was still very nice.
There was no romantic encounter. Yes, there was no so-called romantic encounter, at least on the plane.
Sitting next to Saitama was a middle-aged man with a beer belly. He looked at Saitama with envy and covetousness, and gently nudged him with his elbow and said, “Hey, buddy, do you know this flight attendant? She’s so pretty, a hundred times prettier than those celebrities!”
Saitama glanced at the guy and said casually, “I don’t know him.”
This was the first time he met MISS. If Saitama had not traveled to this world and obtained all the plot information of the entire world, he might not have recognized MISS.
“No way? I see this flight attendant is very fond of you. The chief steward picked you up personally. Bro, are you a rich Saudi?” The man with a beer belly asked as if he was madly excited.
“no.”
Saitama was too lazy to talk to this guy, so he simply chose to take a nap and went to sleep. Feeling bored, he shut up too.
However, a few middle-aged women in the front and back seats winked at Saitama and tried to please him, which made the man with a beer belly feel nauseous.
“Sir? Ah, sorry to wake you up. Please follow me.”
MISS, who was bending over to cover Saitama with a blanket, let out a soft cry. The movement of bending over in her uniform brought out her perfect figure to the fullest, and the sound of swallowing saliva was heard all around.
Even a few strands of hair ‘accidentally’ fell on Saitama’s neck, wafting a faint fragrance that made Saitama feel itchy.
He opened his eyes and found it was MISS. Saitama yawned, and Jiji was bored and asked in confusion, “Where are we going?”
“You might catch a cold sleeping here, Mr. Saitama, please follow me to the first class cabin.”
As the chief flight attendant, you have the power to upgrade passengers’ cabins for free after the plane takes off.
After thinking for a while, Saitama agreed directly and picked up the blanket, which still had a faint scent of MISS on it.
The treatment on this plane is really good, and you can get a free upgrade.
Seeing Saitama getting upgraded, the guy next to him almost turned green with envy.
A-choo——
I sneezed. It’s really frustrating to compare yourself with others. This guy called Saitama actually had a beautiful stewardess come over to cover him with a blanket and show care and warmth. I want that too –
It wasn’t just him. Almost as soon as Saitama took his luggage and followed MISS, the entire cabin was filled with pairs of green eyes.
There is no harm without comparison, and happiness is always built on pain.
First class, and luxury first class at that.
It was a separate small room, and MISS brought Saitama over.
“The flight will arrive at the destination in 40 minutes. Mr. Saitama, you can have a good rest. If you need anything, you can contact me at any time. Of course, if you want to relieve some stress, that’s also possible~~”
Her pretty face flushed as she lowered her head, her beautiful eyes full of ripples, and MISS looked at Saitama lovingly.
Then she turned her head away shyly and left in a panic, full of the wonderful feeling of growing into a girl.
YES!
Everything is going as planned!
After leaving Saitama’s first-class cabin, MISS’s shyness instantly disappeared, turning into a confident and charming smile, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised like a little devil.
How could it be so simple for Miss to be the general secretary of the academy and possess strength comparable to that of Wandering Ryze!
When it comes to getting close to Saitama, a cold, arrogant, and immature girl like Du Qiangwei is only an overt example. On the dark side, how could she be as powerful as MISS, who is seductive in uniform and can attract people of all ages?
“Wait, Saitama, please let me love you well~~”
Hiding her red lips, MISS smiled coquettishly, looking extremely charming.
Looking at Miss who was leaving, Saitama was lying comfortably in the first class cabin. It was a soft and spacious place, and there was even a bathroom where he could take a shower. It was such a luxury!
At the same time, in space above Earth.
“Already approaching Earth, Queen, Demon One is passing through the atmosphere.”
“Reaching the stratosphere and entering the planned orbit!”
“Start dark energy calculations, start collecting Earth data.”
The void fluctuated, and suddenly a huge demon castle appeared above the earth, and quickly passed through the atmosphere and appeared above the stratosphere.
An unknown energy wave began to spread and spread rapidly. The weak electric current usually covered a very large area in just a few breaths.
In this castle, on the towering and ferocious throne.
It was a strange woman with black devil wings, wearing close-fitting devil leather armor, with long hair covering half of her face, revealing her charming eyes and upturned mouth corners.
If the MISS just now was the kind of very pure (ahem, maybe she was pretending to be pure) beauty, then the woman in front of him was definitely extreme.
A top-notch witch who combines charm with the aura of a superior.
Morgana, the devil.
Chapter 61 I am still a child, please don’t let me commit a crime! (New book asks for everything) (Old version)
“Is this the planet where those Denor war criminals fled? That bitch Kesha is really after me!”
Morgana sneered, her narrow eyes were filled with a circle of beautiful lavender pupils, which were magnificent.
At this moment, these beautiful eyes were staring at the hologram of the earth scanned by Devil No. 1.
“What a great place, Earth? Queen, I will fight a great battle here and kill that bitch Kesha!!”
She laughed excitedly, making the little demons below admire and fear her at the same time.
“Queen, the Denor gene signal has been found! The Denor gene signal has been found!!”
Suddenly, the demon in charge of reconnaissance data sent a report.
The holographic map clearly showed that not far from them, in the stratosphere, there was a signal of the Denor gene in the passenger plane that was moving steadily forward!
“Hmm? The signal of the Denor gene?”
Morgana raised her red lips slightly, grinned excitedly, and smiled softly, “What a great gift, beat me down!!”
“Yes! Queen!!”
After resting for about half an hour, Saitama was awakened by a knock on the door. He opened the door with a bad expression and continued to lie on the bed.
“Mr. Saitama, this is the snack I asked the pastry chef to prepare for you. We’re about to land in ten minutes. Would you like to try it?”
The stewardess carrying the meal tray came over, smiling sweetly, casually closed the door, and then sat next to Saitama’s bed and placed the meal tray on the table.
“Are you still lying in bed? Get up, Mr. Saitama.”
She covered her mouth and laughed secretly like a spoiled child. This expression was exactly like the beautiful girl next door who came running to you in the middle of the night and begged, “Brother, brother, I’m scared. Can I sleep with you?”
That’s definitely what it meant. At least in this somewhat ambiguous and charming painting style, MISS’s voice revealed such a hint. It’s simply trying to make people commit a crime!
He turned over and continued to lie down, “Sleep a little longer.”
Saitama didn’t even look at MISS. As for her purpose, Saitama didn’t care. He only cared about sleeping. For a lazy guy, getting up was a very painful thing.
“You are so lazy! Mr. Saitama, let me feed you, otherwise you will be hungry when you get off the plane.”
With a snicker, MISS gently scooped some cake and brought it to Saitama’s mouth. Her expression looked like she was coaxing a child.
All first-class meals are supplied exclusively by the kitchen, and the skills of star chefs allow these wealthy people to enjoy the pleasure of fine dining in the sky.
Someone was half asleep and half awake, completely dazed with his mouth open, but snoring.
A spoonful of sweet dessert fell into his mouth, and Saitama finally woke up.
The taste is really good~~
Seeing that Saitama woke up, MISS smiled and fed him two more bites.
“I’ll do it myself. It’s delicious.”
Indicating that he would do it himself, Saitama stretched and enjoyed his own food. It tasted really good.
And MISS was watching beside them, her affectionate and shy eyes were like a girl in her first love, and the air was filled with the sweet scent of summer flowers.
“Do not move.”
MISS suddenly called Saitama and her smile changed.
Saitama was stunned and stopped where he was.
“Here, a little cream.”
A white and delicate finger gently wiped the corner of Saitama’s mouth. It was Miss. Then, the finger covered with cream was put into those beautiful cherry lips in front of Saitama and gently rubbed.
It’s so infuriating!
This is definitely inducing juvenile delinquency and is definitely going to make your nose bleed!!
If a slightly normal person were here, he would probably pounce on the woman and force her to take advantage of him, making her get the “punishment” she deserves!
“Is it tasty?”
Saitama was confused. She liked to eat leftovers?
For Saitama, who has never been in love, he seems to have very little knowledge about the relationship between the sexes. It’s just that when he saw Miss sucking her fingers just now, his body became hard out of politeness.
And then, nothing else.
After all, this is a super invincible devil who thinks that women’s breasts are just fat… I’m really convinced!
“Mm, it’s delicious, I love Saitama’s cream!”
MISS blushed, smiled shyly, and turned away slightly, but the stewardess uniform made her figure even more perfect!
“Mr. Saitama, will you… dislike me?”
MISS suddenly looked at Saitama seriously.
“Hmm? Why?”
Saitama was a little confused.
“No… no reason, Mr. Saitama, it’s really nice to meet you. Can I have your number? I’m Miss.”
MISS said shyly, at least in her target character setting, Saitama should like this kind of pure and shy type, so, his acting is perfect!
Saitama didn’t think much about this innocent-looking but actually cunning MISS. He just thought she was quite interesting, and seemed a little different from his impression of MISS.
“Please write your number on the palm of my hand so I can remember Mr. Saitama!”
Looking at Saitama seriously, the stewardess MISS’s pretty face was filled with the passion and innocence of a girl.
Chapter 62: Pulling Saitama (New Book Request Everything) (Old Version)
“Well, it’s done.”
I gently let go of Miss’s hand which felt so good and soft like jade, but I didn’t expect that she would not let go?
“What’s wrong?”
Saitama wondered.
“Mr. Saitama… I hope to see you again next time!”
MISS blushed and said shyly.
“Oh? Me too.” Saitama said politely.
Just when MISS was about to speak again, the plane suddenly shook violently. Could it be that some ‘wonderful accident’ prepared by Ryze had begun?
MISS was secretly delighted, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth imperceptibly. She would conquer Saitama faster than Du Qiangwei, and then rely on this guy to push the god-building project to a higher level!
It was like the roar of thunder and lightning, and it could be heard clearly even through the soundproof windows of the cabin.
Miss’s expression suddenly changed as she smiled and exclaimed, “Not good!”
In an instant, the sky was spinning and the whole plane exploded in the air like a gorgeous firework. At the moment of the explosion, MISS’s body was forcibly teleported away due to a wave of vibration.
As for Saitama.
He only saw flames surging in the sky, and then falling freely.
“Queen! Done! The Denor gene signal has disappeared!”
The little devil proudly took credit from Morgana.
“Bitch! You idiot, Queen, I told you to catch him! Now you tell me you’ve disappeared?!”
Furious, Morgana slapped the stupid little devil. “Follow me down! See if he is dead! Take some gene fragments back for research!”
Below.
The crashed passenger plane was burned up almost instantly, leaving only some debris on the ground.
A depression with a diameter of tens of meters was formed at the place where the impact occurred, and the shock wave of the impact directly broke all the trees within a radius of 100 meters around it.
“It seems like there’s no hope, falling from a height of tens of thousands of meters.”
Morgana stood next to the depression, her hands on her hips, overlooking the wreckage of the plane. A few little demons behind her were holding life detectors and pressing them non-stop.
“Ding ding ding~~~”
When the detector scanned the center position, there was a sudden reaction.
“Queen! Queen! There are still people alive!!” the little devil said excitedly.
“Oh? That’s interesting. Who else could survive a fall from such a height except a super soldier? Bitch! Still watching? Why don’t you go over and dig it up?”
Morgana kicked the infatuated little devils and scolded them.
Suddenly.
The few little devils that were accompanying them ran over happily to clean up the wreckage.
As the wreckage was gradually cleared, a head appeared on the ground, scaring the little demons.
Nothing else, the head was looking at them curiously.
“It’s cool underground, so comfortable.”
Saitama’s whole body was stuck in the ground, falling from a height of ten thousand meters… It was like free diving, except that he landed on his feet, and ended up being stuck here.
The fire was warm and the ground was cool. Saitama was so comfortable that he almost fell asleep, so he just stayed here.
“Queen! It’s true! There really is a guy, and he’s still alive!”
“Brother, let’s use force to pull him out!!”
Several little demons shouted excitedly, and Morgana also looked over.
I was stunned when I saw Saitama.
“What the hell, you didn’t die from falling from a height of 10,000 meters?”
Her eyes flickered with suspicion, and several little devils had already started pulling out the carrots.
“Fuck! Brother, why don’t you use more strength?”
His face turned purple and the little devil who was grabbing Saitama’s left shoulder complained.
“No strength? Brother, are you stupid?”
The other little devil’s teeth were almost broken and he let out a howl.
But…Saitama seemed to be growing into the ground, and there was no way to pull him out!
“A bunch of losers! Bitches! They can’t even handle one person, and they need me, the Queen, to do it myself!!”
Morgana was furious. If it wasn’t for that idiot Karsus who made her teleport here alone, without any demon army and just a few useless little demons, would she have to be so embarrassed?
Hold your five fingers loosely.
Suddenly, an invisible force enveloped Saitama and pulled him up suddenly.
“Huh?”
Morgana’s pretty face, which was full of pride and arrogance, suddenly changed color.
Saitama raised his head and looked at Morgana in confusion with a harmless look. This woman…why did she want him to get up?
“Get up…for me…Queen!!”
The area within a hundred meters in radius covered by the invisible force emitted a cracking sound.
Morgana’s pretty face flushed slightly, with a competitive look in her eyes, and she tried her best to mobilize her strength.
It lasted three minutes.
Finally chose to give up.
He held his waist and panted, beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, staring at Saitama in disbelief, “You… are you born here? That’s weird!”
“Hello, do you know the way to Yuecheng?”
Suddenly a voice sounded in Morgana’s ears, making the gasping queen almost jump up in fright.
Morgana stared at Saitama who suddenly appeared beside her, and she didn’t know whether to say “MMP” or not.
Come on, code, that’s all I can do~~~
Chapter 63 Comfortable (New Book Asking for Everything) (Old Version)
“Fuck! You’re trying to scare me to death! Bitch! Bitch! Big bitch!!”
A burst of cursing.
But instinct made Morgana choose to maintain a safe reaction distance of three meters from the monster next to her.
Saitama patted his clothes innocently, and at the same time shook the waistband of his pants to shake out the gravel inside.
This natural expression, as if eating and drinking, made the little devils nearby dumbfounded.
He…he’s not there?
Looking over there, there was only a hole left at the location of the wreckage of the plane.
Damn that expression!
The imp’s expression was very interesting, and Morgana also looked a little out of control.
“How…how did you get out?”
After calming down, Morgana looked at Saitama in surprise and doubt.
“Hmm? I walked out. Do you know how to get to Yuecheng?”
Saitama asked doubtfully.
The plane crashed midway, and Saitama was not happy at all. His poor sense of direction and his otaku nature would definitely lead to a tragic life!
There was silence for a while.
Morgana’s expression changed, and then she stared at Saitama as if Columbus had discovered the New World, unable to hide her excitement.
“You’re so fucking amazing! You can even resist my power. When did this kind of monster appear on this lowly planet? This is weird… You don’t have the Denor gene signal from before? Are you from Earth?”
He asked, staring at Saitama with suspicious and excited eyes.
Excitement turned into astonishment.
Morgana and a few little demons stood there in a daze.
Because after thinking for a few seconds, Saitama simply turned around and left.
This woman with smoky makeup probably doesn’t know the way, but the world is round anyway, so the worst that can happen is… she can just walk a few more laps.
What a bold idea that shocked the world and made the gods cry! Teacher Saitama!
“Hey! The Queen is talking to you, are you deaf?!”
“Boy! How dare you treat the queen like this? I’m going to do it right now…”
The two little demons cried out in anger, believing that the master would humiliate the servants to death. Moreover, they were in front of their beloved Queen Morgana, so of course they had to do their best to perform!
Then, three or five little demons with bared fangs and claws and ferocious eyes pounced towards Saitama from behind.
“mosquito.”
He turned around and stopped, and was slapped back unexpectedly.
These little devils didn’t even have time to react before they were slapped away on the spot, and their lives or deaths were unknown.
“Comfortable.”
Saitama withdrew his hand and breathed a sigh of relief.
Morgana was stunned for a moment, and the only remaining little devil was so frightened that his legs went limp and he sat down on the ground.
“What just happened?”
She muttered to herself.
Were those little demons… beaten away? Or… turned directly into ashes?
Even though these little demons were created randomly along the way, their strength is definitely abnormal compared to that of the people on Earth, but… in front of this guy?
Killed instantly?!
“Wait! Wait! Hey, Queen, I’m calling you!”
Morgana exclaimed in surprise after reacting. She was so excited that her pretty face with smoky makeup flushed slightly, and her eyes were filled with infinite desire.
But Saitama ignored her. She didn’t tell me how to get out anyway. Why bother with her?
“Stop! Queen, I’m calling you!”
He appeared in front of Saitama with his hands on his hips, angrily blocking his way.
That pair of powerful breasts almost caused a foul by dribbling the ball!
Fortunately, Saitama braked steadily.
“Oh? You called me? What’s the matter?”
Looking at the other person in confusion, Saitama asked doubtfully.
“Boy, you are very strong! You are stronger than I, the Queen, expected!”
Looking at Saitama again, this boy looks quite handsome, and… the power of his body actually makes Morgana instinctively feel a little desire?
How could such a powerful monster be born on a planet with such low civilization like Earth? !
“Then what?”
Saitama picked his ears, feeling bored.
“Lucky boy! I’m telling you, you’re in luck!!”
Morgana showed off her proud breasts and attractive cleavage, and said condescendingly: “Queen, I like you! From today on, you will be Queen Morgana’s most loyal servant! Subordinate! Hahaha~~”
He laughed excitedly. He had just arrived on Earth, and even his former subordinate Atuo had not awakened yet. That bitch Karsus couldn’t even use a big clock, leaving him alone on Earth, where he had to recruit even a subordinate himself!
It’s so fucking frustrating!
“Hmm? To be yours?”
Saitama glanced at Morgana.
“Queen, I am the greatest demon king in the entire known universe! I am invincible! Of course, except for that bitch Kesha!” Morgana said proudly with her arms open.
“Not interested. Do you know how to get to Yuecheng? Forget it.”
Shaking his head, Saitama slowly walked past Morgana who was in a state of self-absorption.
The corner of his mouth twitched.
Morgana was petrified in her place.
In her imagination, the great demon king Morgana has come to the world, and countless earthlings have supported her. This place will become the kingdom of demons, and Queen Morgana will become the supreme being, revered by thousands of people and loved by hundreds of millions!
Ideals are very masculine, but reality is very skinny.
This first believer… is a bit like Alexander.
“You little brat! You actually ignored me! What do you have to do to agree to become my Queen?!”
Morgana shouted angrily.
Chapter 64: I am very happy to be naughty (new book asks for everything) (old version)
“As long as you join my army, the Queen, I will grant you eternal life!!”
Morgana got angry as she stood in front of Saitama. She couldn’t even conquer a single believer on Earth, so how could she conquer the entire planet?
“Eternal life? Not interested.”
Scratching his cheek, Saitama felt really bored with this thing. Being a salted fish was enough, but being an eternal salted fish…it was scary just thinking about it.
“Woman! As long as you agree, Queen, I will give you any woman you want in the world! Loli, queen, slave girl, etc., even many, many more are totally fine!”
Morgana laughed evilly. To the technological civilization she brought with her, women with perfect looks or even female slaves were nothing more than the products of genetic design. How simple!
In her opinion, it should be impossible for male creatures on this earth to resist the temptation of women!
Thinking about the fact that there seemed to be several troublesome women in the family, Saitama shook his head.
“You don’t want this or that? What the hell do you want?”
Morgana, who was feeling proud, was hit again. She seriously suspected that all the information about the earthlings that her subordinates had collected before was bullshit!
Why is it of no use at all?
“Superpowers? Look, fire! Isn’t that amazing! Ice and snow!”
With her fingers raised, a blazing flame gathered in Morgana’s palm, or it was freezing cold ice.
She just waved her hand casually, and the flames fell on a forest in the distance, burning it to powder in an instant, while the ice turned into an ice sculpture area in the blink of an eye.
So powerful!
At least it looks cool, and it’s exactly what many people have longed to become since childhood to become a superman!
So cool.
“It looks really good.” Saitama smacked his lips. It’s even better than in the movies.
Morgana was very proud in her heart, thinking, little bastard, I, the Queen, have you in my hands. These flame engines and ice engines are so easy for her!
Angel civilization is N levels beyond today’s Earth civilization, just like when modern people give a lighter to primitive people, the other party will be excited for a long time, and even worship them.
Then……
And then nothing happened!
Saitama turned around and left. Instead of talking nonsense with this woman here, it would be better to go to Yuecheng and catch up with the delicious food~~
“Hey! Holy shit!! Queen, am I being treated like a monkey?!”
I realized instantly that the boy in front of me was playing tricks on me!
Morgana was almost furious. When did the true Queen Morgana, who dominated the universe and made countless civilizations tremble in fear…actually be treated as air by an ordinary person on Earth?
Morgana, who was about to attack, almost bumped into Saitama who stopped suddenly. Saitama turned around and looked at Morgana seriously for the first time.
“I want you to…”
The sudden words made Morgana freeze in place.
Want me?
Dare to queen me?
This is the first time in the entire known universe that someone dares to confess to Morgana so arrogantly, and someone actually dares to confess to me?
Queen, I am so touched…
His eyes softened instantly. The guy in front of him seemed… not bad?
These thoughts popped up in her head for some unknown reason, and Morgana was shocked herself.
“Help me show the way.”
Saitama looked at Morgana with strange eyes and continued to say the second half of the sentence. Please forgive Saitama for his long train of thought and for often speaking half of his sentences.
I suddenly had the urge to vomit blood.
Believe it or not, I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!!
Morgana went crazy, hysterically crazy, screaming in her heart, this is the only person in the entire known universe who dares to play tricks on me like this, I want you to – die!
“Queen, I… am really becoming more and more interested in you!”
Suppressing her anger, Morgana raised the corners of her mouth and looked at Saitama with a wild smile.
Immediately, the style of the painting changed, turning into a violent and hideous grin.
“Bitch! Today the Queen is going to make you understand what proper respect means!!”
Hula——
A huge, pitch-black demon claw fell from the sky.
He flew past and grabbed Saitama in his hand, and used his five huge steel claws to hold him tightly, then sent him in front of Morgana.
“Fighting with me, the Queen? Boy, I am a god who has lived for tens of thousands of years. In your words on Earth, I have killed more people than you have eaten rice.”
A successful strike!
Morgana felt happier than ever before. This guy actually dared to talk back to her. She would have to torture him for a while when she got home, and then train him to be a good boy and become his slave!
He seems to have a handsome face, maybe it makes me happy so I might as well let him live.
“What’s wrong? Are you not convinced? You want to hit me? Come on, hit me! Come and hit me~~~Hahaha~~~Give up. My Demon Claws are the most powerful weapon in the entire universe besides Kesha’s Angel Wings and the Big Clock. If you…”
Morgana introduced her brilliant achievements in an extremely arrogant manner. She was extremely proud and proud, and she was very happy to joke around at the same time.
But just a second later, her smile froze.
It was like he had seen a ghost.
Because she was horrified to see… her extremely hard devil claws made a cracking sound, and the dark surface was cracking as fast as a biscuit.
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Chapter 65 This is very Saitama (New book asks for everything) (Old version)
Saitama pried open the devil’s claws one by one with an expressionless face.
Click, click, click, boom~~
With a teeth-grinding sound of shattering, the demon claw that was once known as indestructible, in Saitama’s hand… slowly twisted and deformed, and then broke.
The devil’s claw… turned into a bare iron palm, with all five fingers completely broken on the ground.
Saitama jumped down, shook out his clothes, and walked slowly towards Morgana.
Morgana was petrified on the spot.
The Demon Claw was built using the most advanced technology of angel civilization and rare resources from countless planets. With tens of thousands of years of nurturing, it would not be damaged even in a head-on battle with Kesha’s angel wings.
Now…it’s in tatters?
What a painful realization!
I was so heartbroken that I couldn’t breathe, and what was more was shock, incomparable shock.
“So I hit you?”
Stopping in front of Morgana, Saitama raised his fist.
Saitama is usually harmless, but if you provoke him too many times… then sorry, he will also feel unhappy, and when he is unhappy, it means big trouble!
The moment Saitama raised his fist, all the hairs on Morgana’s body stood up. A huge sense of life and death crisis locked around her, and her pretty face with smoky makeup turned pale as paper in an instant.
Morgana’s heart was pounding and her eyes were shaking violently.
After living for tens of thousands of years, she had never felt this terrifying sense of crisis, even Kesha had never given her.
Looking at the fist in front of me, an invisible pressure came over me!
She was horrified to find that the air around her seemed to be locked, turning into solidified steel, making her unable to move even if she wanted to struggle and escape.
What a terrifying momentum!
How is that possible!
How could this guy have such momentum!
The first move gave her goosebumps all over her body. The life-and-death crisis came like a mad tide. Morgana had traveled to countless planets, but this was the first time she encountered such a monster!
die!!
One punch down!!!
A simple and direct punch.
There were no fancy moves, and even the angles and postures of his punches seemed to be full of flaws.
But this punch full of flaws made Morgana feel deeply powerless, and her eyes were filled with despair and horror.
If I get hit by this punch, I might really die!
“No–“
The queen screamed suddenly, her pupils shrank to the extreme, and the expanding fist stopped in front of her.
Her delicate body was trembling, and her whole body was drenched in cold sweat.
Saitama stopped his fist and looked curiously at the smart watch in front of him. It looked a bit like an iWatch, with a clear holographic map on it, showing Yuecheng and a route indicating how to get there.
“Follow the red line… and you’ll arrive.”
Morgana struggled to squeeze out a few words from between her teeth.
“Oh? Thank you.”
I took the smart watch and it’s really advanced!
Saitama was in a good mood and retracted his fist. The suffocating sense of crisis disappeared completely in an instant.
He thanked Morgana again, put on the watch happily, and ran quickly following the direction shown on it.
His upper body remained motionless, but his hands and feet moved rapidly in a very sexy running posture. He disappeared from Morgana’s sight in the blink of an eye. The residual wind and waves stirred up by his running left a trail on the ground that stretched as far as the eye could see.
This… is very Saitama.
Watching the monster’s back disappear in the direction.
Morgana was finally drenched in cold sweat, her lavender lips trembling slightly.
I didn’t expect that the dignified Queen Morgana could save her life because of a common smart watch!
Turning around, after seeing the scene behind her, her beautiful and charming pupils suddenly shrank, her legs went limp, and she collapsed to the ground.
A straight road leading to the sky appeared behind Morgana. An indescribable force had scraped the ground to create a gully about a hundred meters wide and ten meters deep, with no end in sight.
The towering majestic mountain.
Punch through with one punch!
The azure blue sky with white clouds.
It shows traces of distorted cavities!
Guangdong city.
As a city famous for its food and tourism, tourists from all over the country come here. In addition, with the recent popularity of the program “A Bite of China”, a large number of tourists from all over the country come here.
It was almost three in the afternoon when we arrived in Yuecheng. The sun was shining brightly and the breeze was gentle.
This is a snack street, an old street with a retro style, quaint buildings, and a constant stream of people walking on the street, making it extremely lively.
Saitama stood on the street, looking at the endless street, feeling a little dazed.
Where is the store you are looking for?
By the way, I think I copied down the phone number and address of that store. Should I give it a call?
He took out the fruit phone Su Xiaoli gave him from his trouser pocket. Luckily, it was not broken? As for mobile phones… Saitama is not very good at using them. He can only use the dialing function…
And at the same time.
A certain furious beauty, with her whole body wrapped in dazzling golden light, was flying quickly in the sky, making a sharp sound of tearing air.
Those beautiful eyes filled with anger were quickly scanning below, and the pretty cherry lips were talking to themselves.
“So your name is Saitama, right? Goddess, I’m going to kill you, you bastard, today!”
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Chapter 66 Warning, please stop committing suicide! (New book, please help me) (Old version)
An exchange student from the Fiery Sun Planet, and also the Fiery Sun Princess, Miss Reina.
Even though Ryze had explained to her with a bitter face, saying that the landing that deviated from the coordinates was purely an accident, the fact that her breasts had such an intimate relationship with that bastard made her more and more angry!
You know, she had never even been held hands by a member of the opposite sex on the Fiery Sun Star, but as soon as she came to Earth, she bumped into someone with the ball?
So, almost as soon as he learned about Saitama’s itinerary, he immediately ended the conversation with the miserable Harriz, blasted a ray of scorching sun through the wall of the women’s dormitory, and left!
I forgot to mention… Reina was assigned to the same dormitory as Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli. I guess the two girls must have felt very happy after seeing the huge hole in the wall.
As an exchange student from the Fiery Sun Planet, Reina herself is a divine body. After redirecting the Earth’s solar energy, she can now use Fiery Sun attacks and fly with ease.
“Zhangji Bamboo Noodles, No. 392 Beijing Road?”
Looking at the address recorded in the mobile phone, Saitama scratched his cheek, thinking about what direction to take next.
A white and slender hand passed before his eyes, and the phone that Su Xiaoli gave him disappeared.
“Great! Finally the goddess found you, you damn bastard! You took advantage of me and you want to leave? No way!”
Her beautiful peach blossom eyes were filled with anger. Reina stood in front of Saitama with a hostile look on her face, holding the fruit phone in her hand.
“How do I get to Zhangji Zhusheng Noodles, No. 392 Beijing Road?”
Saitama asked seriously.
“Hmm? Go straight and turn left to the third house.”
Looking at this familiar yet unfamiliar guy, and that perfect male face, Reina spoke inexplicably. She had scanned the information of the entire street in the air, and naturally knew every store, otherwise it would be impossible for her to find Saitama directly.
But…why should I tell him?
Passing by Reina, Saitama glanced at her briefly, and without saying much, he walked straight to the ‘Zhang Ji Zhu Sheng Noodle House’.
“Stop! You bastard! Didn’t you hear the goddess talking to you?!”
After realizing what was happening, Reina stomped her feet in anger, chased after him with gritted teeth, and said viciously.
“goddess?”
Saitama looked around in confusion.
Self-esteem will definitely suffer a critical blow!
Reina had an ugly expression. The goddess was standing in front of him, but this guy’s eyes swept over her very naturally without stopping for a moment.
“Asshole! You bullied me and you want to leave like this?!”
Her beautiful peach blossom eyes almost spit fire. As the goddess of the sun, she is spoiled and pampered wherever she goes. However… in Saitama, she feels the warmth and coldness of the world.
“You? You mean you?”
He pointed at Reina with some confusion.
「Isn’t it? I am your goddess, Reina!!」
With her powerful breasts proudly displayed, Reina’s figure is absolutely hot. Of course, she would be even more beautiful if she took off her armor.
“Oh, do you want some noodles too?”
Saitama chose to end the conversation with the middle school goddess directly, turned around and walked towards the noodle shop, and asked politely by the way.
“Damn you!!”
She was so angry that she wanted to tear this guy to pieces on the spot. Lena’s pretty face flushed. Doesn’t this guy have any guilt or self-blame at all?
After doing that kind of thing to a virgin girl, shouldn’t he comfort her and apologize?
“That’s right.”
Saitama suddenly stopped.
Reina, who was on the verge of a rage, was stunned for a moment, and a hint of pride appeared in her heart.
It turns out that he is still a guy whose conscience is not completely lost, whose morals are not completely degraded, and who has not completely turned into a beast. It seems that he is ready to apologize to himself. If he can be sincere and humble, I, the goddess, will be happy, and maybe I will let you go, hehe!
“You took my phone. It was given to me by Su Xiaoli. Give it back to me.”
Saitama confidently reached out to Reina to ask for the phone, his face expressionless.
Silence.
Reina was silent.
There was a sound of shattering.
The fruit phone worth thousands of dollars quickly shattered in the angry palm of Goddess Lena, slowly deformed, and finally… turned into a pile of powder and twisted metal parts that fell to the ground.
At this moment, those charming peach blossom eyes looked at Saitama provocatively with a hint of revenge.
Lena raised the corner of her mouth, smiling like she deserved a beating, “Here, your cell phone.”
A pile of slag was placed in Saitama’s hands.
You’ve offended me, the goddess. If I can’t kill you today, I won’t be called a goddess, Rena!
What are you afraid of? We have Lieyangxing and Pan Zhen backing us up. They’ll hold up the sky even if it falls!
With her fair little hands on her waist, she raised her head in anger and looked at Saitama with a provocative look, waiting for him to attack.
Saitama still had a blank expression on his face, staring at the waste in his hand in a daze.
The phone Su Xiaoli gave her… It seemed to have her number and Rui Mengmeng’s number stored in it, as well as some notes and even some price lists for Saturday sale days…
No more?
All gone?
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Chapter 67: The Hero Saves the Beauty, Am I the Villain? (New Book, Please Help) (Old Version)
“You should apologize to me.”
He loosened his hands, letting the waste residue fall to the ground, and patted it gently.
Saitama looked at Reina seriously.
“Apologize?”
Reina felt extremely comfortable watching the frustrated Saitama, and she felt extremely happy.
Why didn’t you apologize when you took advantage of me? It’s just a broken phone. An old, outdated thing.
“Do you think it’s possible? Huh!”
Deliberately moving closer to Saitama, Reina’s high nose bridge almost touched the other’s cheek, and she could even smell the fragrant breath coming out of his mouth.
Of course, there is a kind of “cocky” flavor in this atmosphere.
Raising his head, Saitama looked at the sky, scratching his cheeks that were tickled by her spray.
I remember when we came out, Rui Mengmeng and Su Xiaoli repeatedly told me not to fight with others. It was not because they were worried that something would happen to Saitama, but because they were worried that Saitama would kill others.
After all, the teacher’s strength is a bit beyond the norm, so should we fight him or not?
“What? You still want to hit me? Saitama bastard!”
Looking at Saitama proudly, Reina said with great conceit.
Because she was teleported back to the female dormitory by Ryze in advance and left directly, she did not see what Saitama did in the Super Seminary.
In her eyes, Saitama is defined as a trash warrior on Earth, who is good for nothing except being a little bit handsome enough to satisfy this goddess!
“Hey! Beautiful, are you in trouble?”
“Hey, I think this guy is from out of town, right?”
“Don’t be afraid, beautiful lady, we will protect you!”
“That’s right, helping the weak and punishing the strong is what we brothers always do!”
Just as Saitama was thinking, a foreign voice suddenly sounded beside him.
A few people wearing colorful clothes, in the Shamatte style, with various tattoos and dyed hair, wearing yellow hair and green hats walked over.
The leader was a guy with a nose ring and holding a baseball bat, who looked like someone who was not someone to be trifled with.
Seeing these thugs coming, the pedestrians nearby were afraid of being affected and hurriedly avoided them.
After all, Reina is definitely a top beauty.
It’s already eye-catching enough on this street, and she and the handsome Saitama look like a quarreling couple, so naturally… these ruffians who are eager to create chaos in the world want to come and “save the beauty”.
Seeing these yellow-haired and green-haired guys suddenly appearing, a trace of disgust flashed in Reina’s eyes, but she was actually happy that someone was helping her deal with Saitama, so she simply stood aside with her arms folded.
With just this one action of hugging the chest, the powerful breasts were extremely spectacular, making the yellow-and-green-haired guys almost drool.
The male hormone was secreted wildly, and his eyes were almost red.
“Kid! I’m telling you, I, Dali, am a guy like that! Your girlfriend is so pretty, I’m attracted to her, so get out of here!”
“Hehe, you’re so lucky to be noticed by Dali brother!”
“Get out of here now! If you don’t, I’ll break your legs now!!”
A few thugs threatened with ferocious expressions and waved baseball bats as if in demonstration.
Most people would be defeated immediately upon seeing their formation. Even if they met a tough opponent, with their rich experience of fighting for almost twenty years since the fourth grade of elementary school, it would not be a problem for them to defeat the opponent!
Reina was extremely proud. This guy had taken advantage of her in the past, and he had no remorse or regret at all. This time, she must watch him lose face. Only then would they be even! !
“Boss, I want a bowl of bamboo noodles, a soup dumpling, and rice noodle rolls. I also want this century egg and lean meat porridge.”
Saitama’s voice rang out inside Zhang Ji Zhu Sheng Noodle House.
Reina was petrified on the spot.
Several thugs who were at the peak of their pretentiousness were also petrified.
What the hell?
Just leave?
Are you a man?
Damn it, brother, why don’t you give us a chance to show off?
Where’s the hero saving the beauty? Is the villain… eating noodles?
I was complaining madly in my mind.
Several thugs’ faces turned green, especially Dali Ge, who had an expression that said “I’m in charge of this street”, and now he looked a little disheveled in the wind.
When Saitama left, they were… regarded as idiots.
“Hey! Damn you kid! You don’t even give our boss face!”
“Kill him! Damn!”
“You bastard, you still have time to eat? We’re all hungry and fighting with you!”
“Everyone…”
He rolled up his sleeves, spat, and rubbed his hands together.
A few thugs looked like they were ready for a big fight. They were about to go into the noodle shop, drag Saitama out by force, and then beat him up in the street.
Otherwise these people really don’t know what society is!
Just as they were about to take a step, Saitama walked out.
Just as Reina was about to say that Saitama was a big wimp, she was also stunned.
Saitama let out a breath of boredom, raised his expressionless face, glanced at the thugs with a sleepy look, then stayed on Reina for a second, and then… chose… to ignore her.
Finally, his sight fell on…a street lamp not far away.
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“What? Damn! It seems like you’ve finally figured it out!”
“Hehe, you’re still a coward, kid. I thought you were so awesome.”
“Kneel down and give it to Dali brother… I… fuck -“
“What the hell!!”
“Big, big brother…”
Seeing Saitama coming out, these thugs surrounded him with fake smiles, wanting to teach the guy a lesson, especially the one who was more handsome than them!
It is definitely a very gratifying thing. Moreover, there is a superb beauty watching next to us. Maybe she will fall in love immediately after seeing our mighty and heroic figures. At that time, a bowl of spicy hot pot for six yuan will be a must!
However, their reverie about a beautiful future life lasted only a few seconds and was soon interrupted by a harsh sound.
Crunch, crunch, crash.
Amid the expressions of these gangsters who looked like they had seen a ghost, and the creepy expressions of passers-by.
Saitama…Gurgle (passerby swallows his saliva).
He actually forcibly lifted the street lamp that was more than ten meters high…
Uproot!!
The cement pavement collapsed on the spot, like pulling out a carrot. There was also a circle of concrete base fixed under the street lamp (to fix the street lamp).
Bricks and stones are broken and the soil is turned over!
Saitama gently pulled up the street lamp, then weighed it casually twice. He felt that apart from being a little lighter, the size was suitable.
Plop plop plop!!
A series of kneeling on the ground.
It’s definitely not that Dali Ge and the others were scared, really not. It might be because it’s almost autumn, and their legs were shaking violently due to years of cold, and they suddenly couldn’t stand anymore and became weak.
“Big, big brother, I, I, I, I was wrong! I was wrong! I was so blind that I didn’t recognize a great man!”
“Brother, brother, I am blind…”
“Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke! Big brother smokes!”
“Fuck you! You can’t even light a fire? Shiver your mother’s bi! Big, big brother, let me light it for you~~~”
Dali brother slapped the green-haired guy in the face, and the little brother almost fainted.
However, Dalige’s hands were shaking so badly that he couldn’t light the Yellow Crane Tower cigarette. The expressions of the thugs looked uglier than if their father had died.
Pull up the street lamp with one hand?
Unless you are out of your mind and blind, you would not go looking for trouble with such a fierce guy!
The thugs were so scared that they almost pissed and shit themselves. Things like baseball bats and other things rolled to the ground like hot potatoes.
Are you kidding me? Are you going to hit the street lamp with a baseball bat?
I’m afraid there’s shit in your head?
Dali Ge and the others definitely don’t regret it. How can people in society regret it? It’s just… I’m upset.
He has now cursed the guy who instigated him to come and save the beauty. If he had known Saitama was so perverted, he would have definitely gotten as far away from the earth as possible.
Otherwise there would be no need for everyone to kowtow on the spot like chickens pecking at rice.
If he can even pull up a street lamp, with just a hammer from someone else, won’t he immediately turn into a pie in the sky and go meet Lao Ma?
As for those passers-by.
They were all frightened and turned pale, and even looking at Saitama sent a chill down their spine.
The originally bustling street suddenly became deserted, and there was no one within a thirty-meter radius of Saitama.
Absolute street fighter!
Da da da da~~~
On the quiet street, Saitama’s light footsteps were clear.
Everyone stared at Saitama as he walked towards Reina step by step while holding the street lamp.
Tough guy!
mad Men!
abnormal!
Invincible! !
What’s wrong with this world?
Various thoughts were swirling in the minds of the crowd. Those “heroes” who were originally prepared to come and stalk the cicada while the oriole was waiting behind, and those “heroes” who were originally prepared to show their courtesy to Reina, were now worse than bastards.
Excuse me.
From the moment Mr. Saitama became a hero, the word “hero” no longer existed in the world, and everything became dim and dull!
The gentle footsteps seemed to be knocking on everyone’s heart.
Every time Saitama took a step forward, the fear in the eyes of the onlookers present became even greater.
And face this perverted Reina head-on.
Her pretty face turned a little paler.
“What a great strength! This guy!”
Reina was shocked, and her beautiful peach blossom eyes stared at Saitama, her pupils trembling slightly because of tension, and her silver teeth were clenched.
“Apologize.”
Holding a street lamp, Saitama stood in front of Reina and spoke seriously.
“no way!!”
Biting her lips so hard that they were almost bleeding, Reina refused to give in.
What a joke!
The goddess of the blazing sun actually apologized to a loser from Earth? Even if the sun rises from the west,
Absolutely impossible!
He slowly raised the street lamp and held it high above his head.
The golden sunlight shines through Saitama’s fragrant black hair and falls on his perfect face that seems to have been carefully carved by an ancient Roman master, revealing his amazing handsomeness and charm.
At this moment, Saitama is like a god descending from the sky, representing punishment and justice.
But!
“Hey! Are you really going to hit this beauty?”
“Yeah, that’s so heartless!”
“I’ve called the police. This guy is destroying public affairs!”
“Little brother, you are so handsome~~”
“Be gentle, little brother, I’m afraid of pain~”
“I like it so much. Even the beating posture is so charming. It seems like I want my brother to punish me!”