I sneaked into the Wanjie chat group

Yakumo Yukari: “I am the founder of Gensokyo, a sage respected by countless monsters!”

Scathach: “I am the Queen of the Shadow Kingdom, and I have killed countless gods!”

Aqua: “I’m a goddess, a real one!”

…

Finally, everyone looked at Chen Xuan in unison: “Who are you?”

Chen Xuan couldn’t help but feel a little panicked.

I just came here to make up the numbers, do you believe it?

I sneaked into the Wanjie chat group
Chapter 1: The Light of Righteousness Shines on Me
“Something seems to be wrong!”
Chen Xuan sat in his living room, looking straight ahead and muttering.
From the perspective of others, Chen Xuan was staring at the air in front of him, and he had the potential to get cross-eyed.
But Chen Xuan knew very well that there was something in front of him.
In front of him, there was a translucent light curtain full of science fiction.
It’s just that others can’t see it.
But Chen Xuan knew very well that his fate was about to change.
As a veteran failed author, just three minutes ago, Chen Xuan made a big ambition.
I am willing to pay the price of all my readers being single for the rest of their lives in exchange for having the life of the protagonist.
Then……
This group chat system just popped up like that.
From that time on, Chen Xuan knew that he was extremely awesome.
It’s not just this sudden group chat system, what’s more important is the mastery of a terrifying skill.
You must know!
Chen Xuan sacrificed all his readers’ lifelong romantic luck in exchange for such a system.
Although skills like sacrifice are actually very common.
But don’t forget!
When Chen Xuan offered the sacrifice, he did not get their permission.
That is to say…
Many of Chen Xuan’s readers don’t know that they are about to be single for the rest of their lives!
Of course, Chen Xuan is actually doing this for their own good.
In this society, it’s not easy to make money!
Why work so hard to make money and end up spending it on those slutty bitches?
And you must know that sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones.
Not only did you spend money but you also ruined your body. Isn’t that a huge loss?
To be healthy, add ham to instant noodles and eggs to hand-pulled pancakes.
A senior single aristocratic reader who never reads novels for free and likes to give rewards, and is flattered by failed authors.
Isn’t it delicious?
It is precisely because of this that Chen Xuan is full of social responsibility.
Only then can you sacrifice all the readers’ romantic luck in this life without hesitation.
As for those slutty bitches…
As the saying goes, if I don’t go to hell, who will?
Don’t be too moved.
The light of righteousness always shines on Chen Xuan.
Just getting back to the original topic.
I don’t know if it’s because of this group chat system that Chen Xuan sacrificed his readers’ romantic luck.
Chen Xuan always felt that there was something wrong with this group chat system.
At this moment, the group messages on the panel that Chen Xuan saw were refreshing rapidly.
Yakumo Yukari: “What is this?”
Scathach: “I don’t know. Who are you?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Human? Haha, I’m not human!”
Scathach: “So, you are another weirdo who wants to die?”
Aqua: “Hey, talk nicely and don’t be so angry!”
Esdeath: “Hmm, this looks like something very interesting!”
Wu Zetian: “This is not just interesting, this is too interesting!”
…
In the chat group, even without Chen Xuan’s participation, everyone had already started chatting.
I’ve even started to learn the various functions of the chat group without any guidance.
After all, they are not fools, nor are they NPCs that can only wait to be triggered, so they naturally do not need Chen Xuan’s reminder.
But looking at this scene, Chen Xuan felt an even stronger sense of disharmony.
Yakumo Yukari, Scathach, Esdeath, Wu Zetian, Aqua…
Including myself, there are exactly six people.
It fits the routine of starting a group and relying on deception to develop.
but……
Why are all of them women except me?
This gender ratio is a bit unbalanced!
Too much yin and too little yang!
And these women are not easy to deal with.
All of them are big names with great reputations, and can be called tough girls or goddesses from different dimensional worlds.
“Is it because I’m sacrificing the readers’ romantic luck that… this group chat only invites female members?”
After thinking about it, Chen Xuan guessed a possibility.
In an instant, Chen Xuan took a breath of cold air.
If this is true, Chen Xuan only wants to say one thing:
It is recommended to increase the efforts!
I am not afraid of hardship or fatigue.
He has great waist strength and is nicknamed the “electric motor” by people in the world.
Willing to take on more responsibilities for the harmony of all heavens and worlds!
The same thing again!
I am such a great person who always thinks of others!
On the other side, after groping.
People in the chat group have basically realized what this group chat is.
And after communication, they confirmed it.
We don’t all live in the same world!
However, as a result, everyone seemed to have a competitive spirit.
Yakumo Yukari was the first to introduce herself. “Hello everyone, my name is Yakumo Yukari, and I’m a great youkai from Gensokyo! I was present at the Lunar War and commanded the founding of Gensokyo. Therefore, despite my humble talents, I’m revered as a youkai sage by all the youkai on the surface!”
Wu Zetian said coldly, “I am the supreme empress of the Tang Dynasty and the most gifted sorcerer in the world. This world, this world, and the future unified kingdom that all kings dream of will eventually belong to me!”
Scathach: “Empress? Interesting, I am just the queen of a country! But I have killed countless demigods and true gods, I like the pain when they wail!”
Esdeath: “As the youngest general in the history of the Empire, and a god of war feared by all the northern tribes, I must say that the wailing of the enemy is truly the most beautiful thing!”
Aqua: “Wow, you’re all so awesome, but I’m a goddess! A proper goddess, the goddess of water, in charge of the reincarnation of an entire nation!”
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Watching the argument among the crowd, Chen Xuan’s expression became even weirder.
Is it true that there is not a single ordinary person among them?
Including Wu Zetian!
I thought he was the ruthless person who set a record in history.
Now it doesn’t seem like it.
The tone of the other party’s voice reminded Chen Xuan of a game – Pesticide of the Dead!
Could this be the same mage who makes people’s lottery pool so heartbreaking and is considered the most expensive mage in the whole game?
Thinking of this, Chen Xuan couldn’t help but grit his teeth.
As the saying goes, mystery cannot change right and wrong, and money cannot change fate.
As a former non-African, Chen Xuan has longed for Wu Zetian for a long time, but has never been able to obtain her.
After all, as a dead loser, I don’t have much money to spend on the game.
Unexpectedly, I meet him here!
And in the chat group, the clash of goddesses continues.
After trying for a while, they found out helplessly.
Everyone’s identity is not simple, and it seems that I am completely unable to suppress others.
At this time, Yakumo Yukari seemed to have discovered a new world and said in surprise: “Why is there another person here?”
Aqua: “Really? But she didn’t seem to say anything the whole time?”
Esdeath: “The name is Chen Xuan? Weird, that doesn’t sound like a girl’s name!”
Wu Zetian: “Since we all come from different worlds, what’s so strange about having strange names?”
Scathach: “So… @Chen Xuan, who are you anyway?”
After discovering Chen Xuan, everyone felt quite curious.
However, because of preconceived notions, they seemed to have determined that Chen Xuan should also be a female member.
“Forehead……”
This made Chen Xuan at a loss as to how to respond for a moment.
After a moment’s silence, Chen Xuan finally said slowly, “I am a humble man, but I am the man you will never be able to get!”
???
In an instant, the entire chat group became extremely quiet.
Esdeath’s hand shook, and she stabbed to death the prisoner she had just captured that morning.
Aqua, who was in charge of the reincarnation work, lost her mind for a moment and sent a dead person named Kazuma in front of her to another world and reincarnated as a minotaur.
Wu Zetian was no longer calm, and for the first time ever, a look of deep shock appeared on her elegant face.
Although Yakumo Yukari and Scathach are in different worlds, their reactions are surprisingly consistent.
They were all stunned, and even seemed to be doubting their lives.
If Chen Xuan knew about this situation, he would probably be sad too.
Maybe this is the kind of tacit understanding between old ladies!
“Can’t someone just pay attention to me? I’m so embarrassed!”
Chen Xuan also muttered something.
As soon as I finished speaking, the atmosphere became silent.
If you don’t know, you would think how unwelcome you are in this chat group!
After thinking for a moment, Chen Xuan said in the chat group: “You guys seem surprised?”
Esdeath: “Nonsense!”
Yakumo Yukari: “The man we can never get? Hehe, don’t you think you’re a little too arrogant?”
Wu Zetian: “I have never seen such a shameless person!”
Scathach: “I’m curious, why is there a man here?”
Aqua: “Oh, yeah, isn’t this a goddess chat group? How did a guy get in?”
Although she was mentally retarded, Aqua’s questions this time seemed quite normal and pointed.
In fact, Chen Xuan couldn’t answer it either.
God knows how a grown man like me could get into this group of goddesses.
Chen Xuan has always been very confident about his gender.
Chen Xuan simply replied, “Who knows? Maybe it’s some kind of destiny that feels someone should save you lost lambs, so I showed up.”
Chen Xuan is now completely relaxed.
Treat this weird chat group as a chat group for stupid netizens.
As a veteran loser, when it comes to being coquettish, I’m afraid no one in this chat group can be coquettisher than me.
And Chen Xuan also had no scruples.
After all, we are in a different world. So what if I offend someone?
Could they possibly come through the Internet cable and hit me?
“Wait! Maybe there really is such a function?!”
Thinking of this, Chen Xuan suddenly felt a chill down his spine.
Yakumo Yukari was so angry that she laughed at Chen Xuan, “You really are quite shameless!”
“Thank you for the compliment!”
Chen Xuan answered almost instinctively.
Now Yakumo Yukari was really speechless.
Being thick-skinned to a certain extent can be considered a skill!
At least I definitely can’t make the other person do anything with words alone.
Aqua: “Ah, it looks so powerful! What kind of will is that mysterious will? I don’t know how powerful it is…”
Wu Zetian: “Wait! You don’t believe it, do you?”
Esdeath: “What kind of goddess is this? She actually believes the other party’s nonsense?”
Aqua: “What’s the problem? Do you have evidence that he’s lying?”
Aqua’s words really choked Esdeath and Wu Zetian.
We are in different worlds and can’t see each other, so where do we get the evidence?
But is this so-called goddess stupid?
You actually believe such nonsense?
Anyone with normal IQ wouldn’t be so easily deceived!
Chen Xuan almost slammed the table and stood up.
Damn, you are both smart and brave, I am talking about you!
Who said Aqua is mentally retarded?
Stand up for me!
I’ll smash your dog’s head to pieces.
How could someone who can provide me with such an assist be a moron!
But soon, neither Chen Xuan nor Esdeath and others had time to care about this.
Because a prompt sound suddenly appeared at this moment, it instantly attracted everyone’s attention.
Chapter 3 I Like This Kind of Older People (Old Version)
“Ding! Detected that the group has reached the required number of members, the group leader election process has begun!”
“The one with the most votes will become the group leader!”
“Other group functions will be officially opened after the group leader election is completed!”
Seeing these group messages, Chen Xuan was suddenly shocked.
What the hell?
The group leader actually wants to run for election. Doesn’t this mean that I am the boss by default?
I’ve sacrificed the romantic luck of all my readers!
In the eyes of the chat group, is the fate of so many readers being single for their entire lives not enough to exchange for the position of group leader?
The readers will cry!
But it wasn’t just Chen Xuan, everyone else in the chat group also became excited.
Scathach: “Group owner? Do you mean the chat group owner?”
Yakumo Yukari: “It seems interesting.”
Esdeath: “I’m determined to become the group leader!”
Aqua: “I’m a goddess! So this identity really suits me.”
Wu Zetian: “Stop dreaming! Do you think anyone would vote for another woman?”
Wu Zetian’s words successfully quieted the entire chat group.
really!
These women are all arrogant and proud.
Everyone in his own world is a big shot who is so high and mighty that you cannot even look at him from afar, let alone make fun of him.
It is said that people in the same industry are enemies, and this is even more so for people of the same sex.
How could these goddesses be willing to cast their votes for other women?
According to this situation.
A draw is the most likely outcome.
But at this time, Chen Xuan said confidently: “That’s easy, just vote for me!”
This made Yakumo Yukari sneer, “We haven’t even investigated how a man like you managed to get in here yet, and now you have the audacity to say such ignorant things!”
“Who said I don’t have self-awareness? What will you do if I am finally elected as the group leader?”
Chen Xuan looked very confident.
But Yakumo Yukari had no qualms. “Forget about getting elected. If anyone is willing to vote for you, I’ll wash your clothes, cook for you, fold your quilts, and even warm your bed!”
“You said that yourself!”
Chen Xuan’s eyes suddenly lit up.
Faced with such an offer that came to him voluntarily, how could Chen Xuan have the nerve to refuse?
Indeed!
Yakumo Yukari is a bit old, and her age is still a secret that no one knows.
But who can blame Yakumo Yukari for being so beautiful?
Of course, Chen Xuan is not a superficial person.
In fact, it doesn’t matter whether she is pretty or not. He just simply likes older women like Yakumo Yukari.
“What I said is what I said!” Yakumo Yukari curled her lips, “But what if no one else votes for you?”
Chen Xuan rolled his eyes and said without hesitation, “Then I’ll wash your underwear for a year. Is that okay?”
“Okay, it’s a deal!”
Yakumo Yukari agreed immediately, as if she was afraid that Chen Xuan would go back on his word.
But after saying this, Yakumo Yukari suddenly froze.
etc!
Is this guy a man?
Why does it seem like I’m the one who suffers no matter whether I win or lose?
Damn, I got cheated!
Yakumo Yukari felt so regretful.
Wu Zetian and other people watching the show also had strange expressions on their faces.
Are you really making a bet instead of just flirting and having an affair?
Chen Xuan didn’t want to give Yakumo Yukari a chance to change her mind, and hurriedly said, “Alright! To save time, let’s vote quickly. Does anyone want to vote for me?”
“No!”
Esdeath refused flatly.
Scathach also said: “Although you are indeed very interesting, this is not a reason for me to vote for you!”
Wu Zetian sneered, “There is no man worthy of my vote!”
Aqua was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly wanted to catch up and express her opinion.
After all, as a goddess, I can’t lose to these people in aura, right?
But before Aqua could speak, Chen Xuan spoke first, “Since that’s the case, I’ll be honest now! @Aqua, I’m actually a follower of the Aqua religion!”
“Oh, really?”
Aqua was stunned for a moment, then became extremely moved.
Oh, heaven and earth!
Can I actually see my followers here?
As expected, my believers are much more loyal than Eris’s descendants!
Chen Xuan raised the corner of his mouth, “Of course it’s true! Then my goddess, at this time, shouldn’t you cast your precious vote for your most loyal believer?”
“Of course that’s no problem!”
Aqua said almost without thinking.
Yakumo Yukari felt as if she was struck by lightning, and was completely stunned.
Oh shit!
Do you just believe this kid’s nonsense?
Are you damn sure you are a goddess and not a psychopath?
wrong!
Female psychopaths are at least quite difficult to deal with.
But you are so easily fooled, you are basically a moron.
“Wait for me first!”
Yakumo Yukari hurriedly tried to stop it, but it was too late.
Aqua has already cast her vote.
According to the voting display next to the chat interface, Chen Xuan’s votes also led others.
Including Chen Xuan’s own votes, he jumped to first place with two votes.
“It’s over!”
Yakumo Yukari felt dizzy.
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Chapter 4: Secure Victory in Advance (Old Version)
Basically, everyone in the chat group had a weird expression at this time.
No one expected that this girl who claimed to be a goddess would be so easy to fool.
With just a few words, Chen Xuan tricked the other person into giving him the ticket.
Scathach: “Interesting. If I had known this earlier, I would have tried it.”
Esdeath: “I don’t know if it’s my illusion, but I always feel that this kid’s understanding of Aqua seems to be deeper than ours.”
Wu Zetian: “I haven’t encountered such an interesting thing in a long time.”
Yakumo Yukari: “This is not an interesting or boring question. I don’t think this vote counts!”
Aqua: “Why? I’m a goddess, how dare you deny me my vote? I’ll bite you!”
Aqua’s statement gave Yakumo Yukari a headache.
Chen Xuan took the opportunity to say, “That’s right! Are you looking down on my goddess, or are you trying to shirk your responsibility?”
These words made Yakumo Yukari feel very uncomfortable.
To be honest, refusing to pay debts is a common occurrence for Yakumo Yukari.
He could become a Yokai Sage and forcibly build a great barrier in Gensokyo.
Is it based on keeping promises?
Of course it depends on strong strength and shamelessness!
But facing so many people from other worlds in the chat group, they are not inferior to his goddess at all.
Yakumo Yukari felt too embarrassed to play dirty.
Otherwise, how would these women in the chat group view me?
“Who said I would default on my debt? It’s just a small matter!”
“But don’t get too complacent too soon. You only have one more vote than others, but that doesn’t mean you’ll definitely become the group leader!”
Yakumo Yukari muttered, somewhat unconvinced.
Chen Xuan smiled and said, “Don’t worry about that. You just need to fulfill your promise!”
“I know, shut up! You’re so long-winded!”
Yakumo Yukari’s face was as gloomy as water.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Xuan turned his gun around and continued, “@Scathach, Her Majesty the Queen of Shadow Country, please also cast your vote for me!”
“What an interesting person! He seems to have a deep understanding of us all!” Scathach sighed softly, then added, “But if that’s all, I’m afraid it’s not enough for me to cast my vote!”
Chen Xuan’s smile remained confident. “That’s right! But please believe me, Your Majesty, your investment will not be a loss!”
“As long as I become the group leader, I will definitely help you realize that wish in the future!”
These words really stunned Scathach.
That wish?
Does it mean that you want to cause the warrior’s death?
Scathach became a demigod in human form and was cursed countless times.
During this period, he killed countless gods and monsters.
But the long life made her feel tired.
She longed to die honorably as a warrior.
Unfortunately, in that world, no one can do it.
Including his apprentice Cu Chulainn, whom he had high hopes for, died before his strength could even approach his own.
Over time.
This wish has almost become Scathach’s obsession.
I didn’t expect that Chen Xuan would take the initiative to bring it up now.
In the Kingdom of Shadows, there is a purple-haired woman sitting high on the throne.
The face that was once as frozen as ice finally revealed a smile from the heart.
This person is really interesting!
My long and boring life seemed to have finally been brought a ray of light.
But it’s not just because of this chat group.
More importantly, this man seems to know a lot of things.
“In that case, I long for that day to come!”
Scathach finally expressed her opinion and cast her vote.
Yakumo Yukari pressed her chest with her hand because she felt a little depressed.
Is there something wrong with me or with you?
Vote for me, and I will fulfill your wish in the future – how could such a panacea of words fool you, a queen who claims to have killed countless gods?
I’m afraid your previous self-introduction was just bragging!
Someone as easy to fool as you should have died countless times by now, right?
Wu Zetian also smiled, but her eyes were still cold. “I’m suddenly very excited. How are you going to convince me?”
“Convince you? I don’t need to!”
Chen Xuan crossed his legs and said calmly.
But these words stunned Wu Zetian and others.
Why not?
Chen Xuan explained, “Don’t forget, the voting rule is the one with the most votes wins! Now that I’ve got half of the votes, does anyone still think they can beat me?”
“No way, no way! This is the most basic math problem!”
Yakumo Yukari was still a little unconvinced, “Even though I can’t win, maybe there will be a draw!”
It was just like a deliberate slap in the face. Just as Yakumo Yukari finished speaking, there was another ding sound.
Chen Xuan’s vote count increased by 1 again, for a total of 4 votes.
In other words, although the voting has not yet ended, Chen Xuan has already secured victory.
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That’s right!
After two months of hard work, the dog author finally rolled back quietly.
A veteran loser asking for some data support.
The first day data is very important.
Let us support this book together!
As long as you are willing to vote for me, reward me and comment, then you will definitely be the most handsome man in the universe! ! ! ! !
Believe me, the readers who are willing to vote, reward and comment, their handsomeness is absolutely from the soul.
Just like a firefly in the dark night, it is so conspicuous that it is impossible to hide.
Let’s get back to business, during the new book period.
I’ll add one update for every 2,000 flowers (thousands of flowers at a time don’t count, don’t mess with me).
One more chapter will be added for every 5 people who give tips.
One update will be added for every 500 votes.
During the new book period, there will be at least four updates every day.
After it is put on the shelves, there will be at least five updates every day.
He is a senior author and his character is absolutely trustworthy.
As long as you support me, I will never let you down.
Of course, if it fails, just treat it as me farting.
I’ll quietly go back to work carrying bricks.
When I have saved enough money to buy instant noodles, I will quietly come back and start a new book.
Chapter 5: Continuously hitting Yakumo Yukari’s face (old version)
“Fuck, who is deliberately going against me?!”
Yakumo Yukari went berserk on the spot and even overturned the table in front of her.
I am a dignified demon sage. When have I ever been slapped in the face so repeatedly?
“You are sick!”
Yakumo Yukari’s shock and anger finally woke up Hakurei Reimu, who was originally in a trance.
However, when she saw the overturned table, Reimu Hakurei’s expression suddenly became very distressed.
This old witch came to my house early in the morning and sat there, not saying anything, just staring blankly.
That’s fine!
You even overturned my table?
This is the only table in the entire shrine!
“Shut up, I’ll just compensate you!”
If it were any other time, Yakumo Yukari would definitely have started arguing with Hakurei Reimu.
But now, Yakumo Yukari is not in any mood.
After hurriedly opening the gap and returning home, Yakumo Yukari immediately asked in the chat group: “Did you vote? @Wu Zetian.”
“I don’t have any!”
But Wu Zetian gave a negative answer.
In fact, Wu Zetian was also in a daze now.
Who cast this vote?
Doesn’t he know that after this vote is cast, this man will become the owner of the chat group?
Bearing the title of the goddess group of all worlds, it is also a gathering place for a large group of goddesses.
In the end, a man took over the position of group leader.
Don’t you feel any pain in your face?
“I voted for it!” Esdeath admitted it openly, and then said, “@ChenXuan, I admire you very much!”
“Maybe one day in the future, you’ll be able to meet my expectations. Consider this my investment in you!”
These words made Chen Xuan stunned.
Meet your requirements?
Oh, right!
If I remember correctly, Esdeath was an imperial general who killed countless people and was active in the battlefield against barbarians for a long time.
But as the saying goes, even if you have a tiger in your heart, you can still smell the roses.
In fact, Esdeath has always longed to have a sweet love like an ordinary girl.
But this love interest obviously has to at least be approved by Esdeath.
I didn’t expect that after my fierce performance today, I actually got some initial recognition?
Thinking of this, Chen Xuan’s heart was burning with joy.
Esdeath!
A popular character from Akame Killer.
Although to a certain extent he is a villain and stands on the opposite side of the protagonist.
But their popularity is not inferior to that of the protagonists, and may even be higher.
Chen Xuan really couldn’t think of a reason to refuse.
certainly!
It doesn’t matter whether Esdeath is pretty or not, Chen Xuan simply likes this ruthless female general of the empire!
“Don’t worry! I won’t let you down. Your wish will come true soon!”
Chen Xuan’s gaze seemed to penetrate the endless void, looking at Esdeath, and said firmly.
“Hehehe!”
Inside the military tent, although Esdeath didn’t respond, she couldn’t help but cover her mouth and laugh.
This should be considered the biggest gain from leading the army to this expedition, right?
Only inside the military tent were the three beast warriors serving under Esdeath, and other generals leading the troops.
At this moment, they all had expressions as if they had seen a ghost.
Esdeath is actually laughing?
And her smile has a bit of shyness in it?
Are we dreaming?
Or am I trapped in some illusion?
This is outrageous!
It’s so outrageous that it’s completely unbelievable and unimaginable.
This crazy woman actually has such a side to her?
“Crazy! Crazy! Are there some problems with their brains?”
In another world, Yakumo Yukari was also going crazy at this time.
I had previously vowed that Chen Xuan would never get a second vote.
As a result, in the blink of an eye, Chen Xuan’s number of votes reached four.
The victory has basically been secured.
Do you guys like hitting my face so much?
And the reason he used was so ridiculous!
“See this ticket? Even if I vote for a moron, I won’t vote for you!”
Yakumo Yukari said this angrily and cast her vote directly for Aqua.
Aqua didn’t seem to notice anything wrong. Instead, she said happily, “Wow, I got a vote too! As expected, as a goddess, how could no one appreciate me?”
Chen Xuan hesitated to speak.
Big sister, didn’t you notice what the old purple lady said before she voted?
never mind!
Aqua’s happiness is so simple, how can I bear to break it?
After a brief silence, Wu Zetian finally chose to abstain from voting.
Although the votes in my hands are no longer important.
But she also didn’t want to cast her vote for just anyone.
“Ding! The voting phase ends!”
“Ding! Group member [Chen Xuan] received four valid votes and was promoted to group leader!”
“Ding! The group function has been fully activated. All members, please explore on your own!”
The chat group’s response speed is also extremely fast.
After Wu Zetian chose to abstain from voting, several group announcements quickly appeared.
Chen Xuan also discovered that there was a golden group owner label behind his name.
The light curtain interface in the field of vision has added several more functions.
………………
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Chapter 6: Surprise, Powerful Group Function (Old Version)
Group check-in, group tasks, group mall.
These should be the three most important functions among the new functions launched in this chat group.
The first two are ways to earn points.
The latter represents endless possibilities.
Chen Xuan just opened the group mall and took a look, and was almost blinded by the dazzling array of things inside.
Unfortunately, after looking at the price, Chen Xuan could only say that his family was poor.
“By the way, system, these are functions available to all group members, right?”
“What are my privileges as a group leader?”
Chen Xuan suddenly had an idea and asked quickly.
“Ding! Group members must hand over half of the points they earn to the group owner.”
“In addition, group owners can use the Avenue Furnace, Infinite Enhancement, Happy Prize Pool, Time House… and other features in advance!”
The system’s voice sounded quickly, and at the same time, it considerately highlighted the corresponding function for Chen Xuan.
Chen Xuan couldn’t help but gasp, feeling a little shocked and a little excited.
This can…
It’s really awesome!
Do group members need to hand in half of the points they earn?
Doesn’t that mean that even if I just sit at home and do nothing, I can still get the same points as everyone else?
The price difference earned by this middleman is quite fierce!
In addition, there are many functions that are exclusive to group owners.
Chen Xuan took a look and basically figured out the effects of these functions.
The Avenue Furnace is equivalent to a synthesis function. You can consume points and put any items into it to synthesize more advanced items.
But the effect is uncontrollable, and success depends entirely on luck.
Infinite enhancement, needless to say.
But the strength lies in that not only is there no upper limit to the enhancement level, but there is also no limit to the enhanced items.
Whether you just grab a handful of air or want to strengthen your third leg, you can get what you want.
Happy Prize Pool, as the name suggests, is the place where prize draws are held.
Chen Xuan just opened it and took a look, then closed it decisively.
As a non-African, places like Happy Prize Pool are just like Happy Yasuo, they are all scams.
As for the Time Room, it is of course a place to shorten time.
However, Chen Xuan currently has no need for this.
Apart from this, the system did not explicitly state it.
But after trying it, Chen Xuan also confirmed that it has functions similar to those of ordinary chat group permissions dogs, such as banning, kicking people, changing titles, etc.
It also exists.
“This wave is really worth it!”
Chen Xuan was a little excited, and he couldn’t stop smiling.
The authority of this group owner is unexpectedly powerful.
but……
“As expected, everything requires points. Without points, you can’t move forward!”
Chen Xuan frowned and sighed.
After reopening the chat interface, Chen Xuan discovered that the chat group was indeed very lively.
Wu Zetian: “This chat group is finally starting to show its true potential. If the things in the group mall are real, then they are really unexpectedly powerful.”
Esdeath: “Enough of the small talk! I signed in and got fifty points. How about you guys?”
Scathach: “You’re showing off even though you have so little? You’re such an impatient child!”
Aqua: “Hahaha! This goddess got a full eighty points! I really am the best!”
Yakumo Yukari: “You have so much, how could I lose to a moron? Look at the picture, king bomb!”
Aqua: “What? A little more than me? Wait, who are you calling idiot? I’m obviously a goddess!”
……
The noise was as noisy as a tea market, which made Chen Xuan smile bitterly.
It is said that three women make a play, but there are more than three people here?
Although they are goddesses that are unattainable in the eyes of ordinary people, goddesses are also human beings!
This competitive spirit is so strong that they even compare the check-in points.
“Ahem!”
Chen Xuan coughed heavily in the chat group.
My original intention was to remind you that the group leader has arrived.
But Yakumo Yukari said without hesitation: “What are you doing? You keep coughing. Is it tuberculosis or asthma?”
Chen Xuan was stunned for a moment.
But Yakumo Yukari didn’t stop attacking, “Is it in the late stage? Are people almost gone? If so, remember to tell me, I’m still waiting to take over the position of group leader!”
Chen Xuan said with a dark face: “Dream on! You still want to take over? I will pass the throne to the mentally retarded goddess instead of giving it to you!”
Aqua was foolishly happy at first.
You are truly worthy of being my believer, you are willing to give up such a precious position to me.
But then, Aqua suddenly felt that something was wrong.
But Chen Xuan ignored her and continued, “Also, let’s get back to business! I’m the winner now. When are you going to come to my house to do the laundry, cooking, and folding? @Yakumo Yukari.”
“I……”
A deep struggle was revealed on Yakumo Yukari’s face.
God knows why I lost so badly!
Chen Xuan added, “I know. A dignified youkai sage and the number one goddess of Gensokyo would never do anything like defaulting on a debt, right?”
These words made Yakumo Yukari feel extremely depressed again.
You’ve blocked my words from my lips, so the only thing I can do is just accept my fate?
However, at this time, Scathach suddenly spoke up and rescued Yakumo Yukari: “Group leader, why is there nothing in the group tasks?”
Chapter 7 I’m sorry, a long life is a great thing (please give me flowers) (old version)
Scathach’s question made Chen Xuan a little stunned, and then he casually opened the group task option.
I found that it was indeed empty and there were no tasks to be taken.
“Well, maybe the time has not come yet!”
“To trigger the mission, what singularity must appear in your respective worlds?”
Combining the system’s explanation and his own guess, Chen Xuan spoke slowly.
Aqua: “Ahaha, I don’t understand at all!”
Yakumo Yukari: “With your intelligence, this is a very normal thing!”
Wu Zetian: “I’m really looking forward to these group tasks. After all, if I just rely on signing in, it will probably take me forever to redeem the items in the group mall!”
Chen Xuan: “That’s not true. There are cheap items in there, it’s just that you all focus on the mid-range and high-end items!”
Esdeath: “Of course! How could we possibly care about such ordinary things?”
Scathach: “Anyway, I have a long lifespan and have experienced countless years. Even if there are no group quests, I can wait!”
Wu Zetian: “Haha, is a long life such a big deal? Has your age become something to brag about?”
Scathach: “I’m sorry, but a long life is a great achievement!”
Yakumo Yukari: “I’m sorry, but having a long life is amazing!”
Aqua: “I’m sorry, but a long life is a great achievement!”
These people’s words made Wu Zetian’s face turn green.
I, the dignified empress, was actually shown off by someone?!
But there was a faint envy in my heart, what was going on…
Of course, I also want to live longer!
The corner of Chen Xuan’s mouth twitched slightly.
Suddenly I realized that not only does this group have a high proportion of women, but it also has a high proportion of older women!
There is no need to say much about Yakumo Yukari and Scathach, the two famous purple old ladies and purple-haired old ladies.
Although Aqua is mentally retarded, she is also a genuine goddess. God knows how many years she has lived.
These three people together have already occupied half of the chat group!
No wonder when Wu Zetian brought up the issue of age, she was strongly counterattacked.
“Ahem, it’s already late, everyone should go to bed early!”
“If you don’t sleep in the middle of the night, you’ll all be waiting for sudden death!”
Although he was still very excited, after looking at the time, Chen Xuan finally decided to go to bed early.
Go to bed early and get up early, this is a good habit!
Esdeath: “Going to bed so early?”
Yakumo Yukari: “What the hell is sudden death? People like us are actually afraid of sudden death? Go to sleep, get up and have fun!”
Wu Zetian: “I’m still full of problems, and you’re actually thinking of running away at this time?”
Chen Xuan: “What’s the point of running away? I’m just going to play with you guys tomorrow! After all, I’m just an ordinary person and I have to be responsible for my own health!”
Scathach: “Ordinary people?!”
Her Majesty the Queen of the Kingdom of Shadow was completely shocked.
You are an ordinary person, how dare you say with such confidence that you will fulfill my wish, defeat me and kill me?
I have never seen such an ordinary person!
So, am I being fooled?
Yakumo Yukari said bluntly: “You are an ordinary person, I don’t believe you!”
Chen Xuan slapped himself in the face repeatedly and then won the election.
To some extent, they are all stepping on me to get to the top.
Yakumo Yukari was unwilling to admit that she was forced into such a miserable state by an ordinary person!
Chen Xuan just shrugged and said, “I don’t want to be an ordinary person, but this is the fact. Believe it or not!”
After saying that, Chen Xuan took the initiative to block the group message.
Then force yourself to lie down on the bed.
After tossing and turning for who knows how many hours, Chen Xuan finally fell asleep.
But not long after, the shrill sound of the alarm clock woke Chen Xuan up.
“Alas, another poor day has begun!”
“Wait! Am I dreaming, or is this really happening?”
After being woken up, Chen Xuan stretched out and recalled what happened before, and was stunned.
After he carefully called up the chat group interface again.
An expression of intense ecstasy suddenly appeared on Chen Xuan’s face at a speed visible to the naked eye.
It’s true, I’m not dreaming!
I really jumped from an ordinary person into such a chat group and successfully became the group owner.
If nothing unexpected happens, my destiny will soon become extraordinary.
This made Chen Xuan feel very excited.
“Ahem, let me first take a look at what my group members are doing!”
Without even bothering to brush his teeth or wash his face, Chen Xuan hurriedly opened the chat group whose message reminders he had blocked last night.
As a result, I saw 9999+ unread message reminders at a glance.
This made Chen Xuan’s mouth twitch.
Do you really not need to rest at all?
How many sentences did you talk about in one night?
But then again, apart from myself who is an ordinary person, it seems that no one else here is an ordinary person.
Not to mention not sleeping for a whole night, even if you don’t sleep for a long time, I don’t think there will be any problem!
But when Chen Xuan took a closer look, he was even more shocked.
Because he found that the reason why it was so lively was because there were new people joining.
ps: Thanks to [Yuye Guying] for the reward.
Thanks to [Shu Su Wu] and [ゞ上神夜白ゞ] for their monthly tickets.
Chapter 8 New Members Joining (Old Version)
“Ding! [Lin Daiyu] joins the chat group!”
“Ding! [Boa Hancock] joins the chat group!”
“Ding! [Trembling Tornado] joins the chat group!”
In the early morning, several group messages suddenly appeared.
Because of this, the entire chat group instantly became extremely lively.
Esdeath: “Shock! Someone else has joined just like that? This is so unexpected.”
Scathach: “Welcome newcomers!”
Wu Zetian: “The Trembling Tornado? That’s a really weird name!”
Yakumo Yukari: “It sounds more like a title!”
Tornado: “Haha, now any cat or dog dares to set its sights on me, and even dares to use its abilities on me!”
Esdeath: “Tsk tsk tsk, the newbie has quite a temper. I’m suddenly looking forward to fighting you!”
Scathach: “Me too! Too bad this function doesn’t seem to exist yet!”
Wu Zetian: “It’s not a big problem. I should have this opportunity soon!”
Hancock: “You… who are you? Are you still those damned Celestial Dragons?”
Esdeath: “Celestial Dragons? What are they? I’ve never heard of them!”
Lin Daiyu: “Uh…are you gods? Could this be an illusion?”
Yakumo Yukari: “It’s impossible for a god to be a god. I’m a monster! The kind of monster that’s so famous that it can stop a baby from crying. Are you afraid of me?”
Lin Daiyu: “Sister, you must be joking, haha!”
Yakumo Yukari: “I’m not in the mood to joke with you!”
Wu Zetian: “Okay, stop scaring the newcomer. Don’t you think she’s timid?”
Aqua: “Me, me, me! @Lin Daiyu, although I’m not a deity, I am a goddess, a true goddess, in charge of the reincarnation of the dead in a country!”
Lin Daiyu: “Really? That’s great!”
In an ancient room, Lin Daiyu, lying on the sickbed, finally regained some color on her pale face.
Lin Daiyu was already frail, sickly, and suffered from mild depression.
This morning, I found that a strange idea suddenly popped up in my mind.
I was almost scared to death.
As a result, Yakumo Yukari used her identity as a monster to intimidate Lin Daiyu, and she almost scared her to death.
Now seeing Aqua’s statement, Lin Daiyu finally felt relieved.
Since she is a goddess, she can be trusted, right?
Thinking of this, Lin Daiyu quickly said, “@Aqua, may I ask what your title is? I’ll go burn incense and pay my respects to you as a token of my gratitude!”
“Burning incense?!”
Wu Zetian’s expression suddenly became strange.
Are you trying to burn some incense for Aqua in advance?
But since Aqua calls herself a goddess, there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with others praying to her!
Sure enough, Aqua didn’t notice anything unusual. Instead, she said excitedly, “Do you want to become my believer? Welcome to join the Axis Cult! As long as you join, we will be a loving family!”
But as soon as she finished speaking, Yakumo Yukari said, “Newbie, don’t believe her. This girl is not a goddess at all, but a moron! Didn’t your mother teach you not to play with idiots, otherwise you will become a fool too!”
This immediately made Aqua fume, “Why do you always pick on me like this? I’m obviously a goddess, not some idiot!”
Yakumo Yukari just crossed her arms and sneered disdainfully.
Why target you?
Don’t you have any idea in your mind?
If you hadn’t been easily fooled by Chen Xuan and voted for the other party.
How could I lose the bet?
Now, I have to wash clothes, mop the floor, and fold quilts for the other person…
When have I, a dignified youkai sage, ever suffered such a loss?!
Just when the two were on the verge of a fight, Lin Daiyu suddenly said timidly: “I don’t have a mother anymore!”
“Ah ha?!”
Yakumo Yukari was a little slow to react for a moment.
Lin Daiyu continued, “My mother passed away some time ago!”
It was also because of this that Lin Daiyu was sent to the Jia Mansion for foster care.
In the end, he ended up being unloved and died of depression.
The chat group also fell silent.
Yakumo Yukari opened her mouth and scratched her head, but in the end she still didn’t know what to say.
Actually, this doesn’t seem like a big deal, right?
After all, I was born and raised by nature, I don’t even have parents!
However, considering Lin Daiyu’s inner feelings, Yakumo Yukari finally did not dare to say this out loud.
At this time, Chen Xuan finally finished reading the chat history, and his expression suddenly became strange.
Obviously, the new members who joined the chat group this time are Tornado, the S-class hero from the One Punch Man world, and Hancock, the most beautiful woman in the pirate world and the Queen of the Kingdom of Women.
as well as……
From the world of Dream of the Red Chamber, the delicate Miss Lin Daiyu???
“What the hell is going on! Don’t you think Lin Daiyu’s painting style is really different from others?”
Faced with this situation, Chen Xuan couldn’t help but complain.
Chapter 9: Hancock’s Age Issue (Old Edition)
I sneaked into the Wanjie chat group: Chapter 9 about Hancock’s age issue
Saying that the painting style of Lin Daiyu is wrong is not just because Lin Daiyu comes from the world of classical masterpieces.
More importantly, Lin Daiyu is a person with a fragile heart, a weak body and depression.
She is completely the kind of aristocratic lady who is so delicate that she can’t even stand the wind.
But what about the other people in the chat group?
They are all grumpy sisters!
If he disagrees with something, he wants to pick up a weapon and attack someone.
These are two completely extremes!
Now that these two extremes are put together, Chen Xuan feels that something is wrong.
However, Chen Xuan didn’t care about the quiet atmosphere in the chat group.
So what if my mother died of illness?
In this crappy chat group, except for me, no one has a mother, okay?
This is not an aggressive or insulting statement, but an objective portrayal!
“Damn it, you guys actually dare to ignore me?”
But on the other side, Tornado roared angrily.
Think of myself, the second S-class hero of the Hero Association, the famous Tornado.
It’s bad enough that someone dares to use force on me now, but he actually ignored my questions?
Don’t think that I will feel pity for others if they act pitiful!
Esdeath: “If you want to fight, I’m always here for you!”
Wu Zetian: “What a hot-tempered girl! She has no manners at all!”
Tornado: “Shut up! What’s the use of self-cultivation for weirdos like you? It’s more practical to speak with fists!”
Chen Xuan: “Then I have to say, we are not weirdos, but a combination of real humans, goddesses, monsters… and so on!”
“What the hell?!”
Tornado’s young face was a little confused for a moment.
Are you sure such a combination can be described as serious?
You are talking bullshit to me!
“Never mind, it’s definitely not a good thing!”
Tornado, who was already in a bad mood, muttered angrily.
Chen Xuan shook his head. “Just take a look at the group announcement first. I’m too lazy to explain further anyway!”
“Does this mean that you are all from other worlds?”
“Not from our world? Not a navy, not a Celestial Dragon, and certainly not a pirate?”
As soon as Chen Xuan finished speaking, Hancock spoke.
Obviously, she figured out the nature of this chat group faster than Tornado.
Yakumo Yukari: “Not bad, you have a good understanding!”
Aqua: “Let me introduce myself. My name is Aqua, and I’m the water goddess in charge of reincarnation. Are you interested in joining my cult? And just a secret: the group leader is also one of my followers!”
Esdeath: “You actually took this seriously?”
Wu Zetian: “Poor kid, face the reality. No one cares whether you are a goddess or something else!”
Aqua: “Nonsense! How could this goddess be so shameless?”
Hancock: “Is everything actually true? How amazing! What a pity…”
This sigh made Chen Xuan feel a little confused.
Lin Daiyu is fine, but why does this empress seem weird too?
There is absolutely no such narcissistic and arrogant temperament.
In fact, the tone seemed very depressed, even a little weak.
etc……
Could it be that…
Chen Xuan suddenly had a bold guess!
“@Hancock, how old are you now?”
Chen Xuan asked directly.
But before Hancock could answer, others jumped out.
Yakumo Yukari: “Why are you asking about such secret matters?”
Chen Xuan: “Oh, as expected of Zi Ma, she’s so sensitive to this kind of thing!”
Yakumo Yukari: “I always feel that your words are full of malice!”
Scathach: “Mr. Group Leader, a girl’s age is a secret. You can’t just ask about it, right? Don’t you even know this kind of thing?”
Aqua: “That’s right!”
Chen Xuan: “Tsk tsk tsk, it’s rare that you guys actually agree with Aqua! Have your IQs been brought to the same level?”
“If you keep talking nonsense, I’ll bite you to death!”
Yakumo Yukari’s face was full of black lines.
Chen Xuan, however, was completely indifferent. “Come on, if you have the guts, come over here and hit me through the internet. I gave you the chance, but you’re useless!”
“Oh, my bad temper!”
Yakumo Yukari raised her foot and kicked the table in front of her away again.
If it weren’t for my gap, I wouldn’t be able to drive to other worlds…
Do you think I don’t want to beat you up?
I saw that the chat group was in chaos because of the issue of age.
Hancock blinked, feeling a little unbelievable and having no idea what was going on.
After thinking for a while, Hancock finally took the initiative and said, “I’m 12 years old, what’s wrong?”
“As expected!”
After seeing this answer, the corners of Chen Xuan’s mouth suddenly rose slightly.
Because his guess has been verified.
Hancock is the emperor of the Kingdom of Women, a narcissistic and arrogant strong man.
But Hancock wasn’t like this from the beginning.
At the age of 12, Hancock and her two sisters were abducted from the Nine Snakes Pirates by human traffickers and sold to the Celestial Dragons.
From then on, a miserable life of slavery began.
This continued until four years later, when a merman named Fisher Tiger climbed up the Red Earth Continent with his bare hands.
He arrived at the holy land of Marijoa, the residence of the Celestial Dragons, and liberated the slaves who were suffering there.
The Hancock sisters were able to escape and return to the Kingdom of Women.
Obviously!
Hancock, who is only 12 years old now, has probably just become a suffering slave!
No wonder the tone is so weak.
ps: The picture shows the empress in her childhood. You should all see it, right?
Am I the only one who feels that the empress is even cuter when she is a child than when she is an adult?
Chapter 10 This is the place where fate is changed (old version)
Yakumo Yukari: “What are you laughing at?!”
“Which eye of yours saw me smiling?”
Chen Xuan felt a little confused.
But Yakumo Yukari said without hesitation: “Of course it’s the heart’s eye!”
Scathach: “I’m also suspicious now. Why did you specifically ask about the girl’s age?”
Esdeath: “That won’t do! The person I like can’t be a lolita!”
Tornado: “Hmph! I’m afraid you’ll be disappointed. This guy got obviously excited after hearing that I’m only 12 years old.”
Aqua: “Lolicon? Scum like this should be humanely destroyed right now!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Shocked! Have even idiots learned to sacrifice their own family for the sake of justice?”
Lin Daiyu: “Hmm, 12 years old… is a bit too much…”
“Bah! Stop talking nonsense and ruining my reputation. I’m not a lolita fan!”
Chen Xuan said unhappily.
I am not a great chemist, so how can I perform experimental operations like copper smelting?
But Yakumo Yukari snorted softly, “Yeah, I understand! I know you’re not a lolita complex, you just simply like lolis!”
Wu Zetian: “@Hancock, if you see someone like this in the future, remember to stay away from them! Otherwise, when they get struck by lightning, you might get hurt too!”
Tornado: “You’re such a lolita control freak!”
Scathach: “You’re such a lolita control freak!”
Lin Daiyu: “You’re such a lolita control freak! Ah! That’s not what I meant. I just clicked it by accident!”
The delicate Lin Daiyu’s face turned extremely pale again in an instant.
After all, in her opinion, it doesn’t matter whether the people in this chat group are gods or monsters.
But anyway, he is definitely the kind that I can’t afford to offend!
Chen Xuan could only roll his eyes. “Stop it! The reason I asked her age is because of something very important!”
“If I remember correctly, 12-year-old Hancock was probably abducted by human traffickers and sold as a slave to the Celestial Dragons, right?”
As soon as these words were spoken, it was Hancock’s turn to turn pale.
At this time, Hancock had been sold to the holy land of Mary Geoise along with her two sisters.
As a slave, I could only do various heavy work every day, and I didn’t have enough food or sleep.
Almost every day, there are slaves who die from exhaustion or are beaten to death by the Celestial Dragons.
Their bodies will be thrown directly outside the holy land to feed the wild beasts.
He didn’t even have the chance to be buried.
Sometimes, the Celestial Dragons would even let their slaves kill each other for fun.
The experience during this period was like a nightmare.
This is why when Hancock first joined the chat group, she always suspected that this was some special devil fruit ability.
I even suspect that this is a game that some Celestial Dragon came up with on a whim.
Aqua: “Slaves??? This is too abominable! How can such a thing exist?!”
Tornado: “12 years old? Slaves? These guys deserve to die!”
The face of this famous S-class hero suddenly became extremely gloomy.
In fact, Tornado’s childhood was not happy.
She was also imprisoned in an evil organization since she was a child and subjected to various inhumane research.
Later, I finally waited for an opportunity when the monsters were causing a commotion and escaped.
Hancock’s experience made her feel a little bit of the same.
Esdeath: “I see, it seems I misunderstood! @Group Master, I’m even more interested in you!”
Scathach: “I didn’t expect that Mr. Group Leader’s understanding of us is even better than I expected!”
Although Lin Daiyu didn’t say anything, she was in a daze for a long time.
She always felt that she was unfortunate!
His mother died early, and he was fostered in the Jia family.
Everything here is unfamiliar to me, and everyone here is like a stranger to me.
Although no one bullied her, Lin Daiyu couldn’t help but feel sorry for herself.
But in comparison…
Hancock, a little girl, was only 12 years old, but she became a slave.
No matter how lonely I am, I will eventually live a life of luxury.
What qualifications do I have to feel sorry for myself?
“I don’t need your pity!”
But the sighs of the crowd seemed to irritate Hancock’s fragile self-esteem.
You should know that this incident has always been Hancock’s black history.
Anyone who dares to raise this issue will almost certainly be hunted down by Hancock.
Although Han Ku is still a child now, she does not have the domineering power that she will have when she becomes the empress in the future.
But she really couldn’t stand everyone pointing fingers at her.
But Chen Xuan smiled and said, “Don’t be so impatient! Don’t you want to escape? Do you still want to be a slave for the rest of your life?”
“Can you help me?!”
In an instant, Hancock’s heart almost stopped beating.
God have mercy on me!
Although I have only been here for a few months, I dream of escaping!
“Of course, this place is where you all change your destiny!”
Chen Xuan said firmly.
Almost at the same time, an eye-catching prompt sound suddenly rang out in the chat group.
Chapter 11: Mission Starts, Everyone Excited (Update 1) (Old Version)
“Ding! The current group task has been refreshed, please click to view the details!”
Seeing this message, Chen Xuan was stunned for a moment and quickly clicked on it.
[Mission requirements: Rescue all slaves in the holy land of Mary Geoise. If more than 20% of the slaves die, it will be considered a failure.
Task reward: 100,000 points, distributed based on contribution value.
Failure penalty: 5,000 points. If the points are insufficient to offset the deduction, interest will be calculated at an annual rate of 10%.
Esdeath: “Even the mission appeared?”
Scathach: “Very good, my spear is thirsty!”
Tornado: “Rescuing slaves? Interesting! But then again, those Celestial Dragons aren’t any good either, are they?”
Chen Xuan: “Indeed! They are the descendants of the 20 kings who united to establish the World Government. They call themselves descendants of God and enjoy all kinds of privileges.”
Wu Zetian: “They are just a group of corrupt and decadent nobles! Even if they are purged, it won’t be a big deal.”
Yakumo Yukari: “@Aqua, look at the good things your descendants have done!”
Aqua’s face turned blank.
What does this have to do with me?
“Don’t you always emphasize your goddess status? Those guys claim to be gods.”
Yakumo Yukari said teasingly.
Aqua was furious. “I may be a goddess, but I’m not the god of their world. Besides, there aren’t just any gods out there, there are plenty of them!”
I don’t want to be the ancestor of these rubbish people!
There are actually such things as slaves?
These celestial dragons don’t look like people from heaven at all, but rather like the Demon King’s army!
At this time, Hancock finally reacted, and her heart began to beat violently.
Although until now, she still doesn’t quite know who these people are.
I am even skeptical about the so-called other world.
But as long as these people are willing to come and rescue him, they can rescue him from the territory of the Celestial Dragons.
From then on, we will always be half-sisters!
Hancock said gratefully: “Thank you, thank you all for your help!”
Yakumo Yukari: “No need to thank us, thank that perverted lolicon! To put it bluntly, if he hadn’t started this group mission, we might not have been so proactive!”
Tornado: “That’s just you! Don’t think that others are as cold-blooded as you. I will never stand idly by when something like this happens.”
Scathach: “I just want to go to other worlds to have a look. Whether there is a reward or not is not important to me!”
Yakumo Yukari: “That sounds nice, but why don’t you just not accept the reward?”
Tornado: “Of course not. I earned this mission reward through my own ability, why should I refuse it?”
Esdeath: “Tsk, tsk, tsk, is this what you call saying one thing and doing another?”
Esdeath: “By the way, if I encounter a crisis in the future, will the group leader start a group mission for me like he is doing now? @Chen Xuan.”
This problem made Chen Xuan a little anxious.
Because this is clearly a fatal question!
“Ahem! If I could control the group mission, I would definitely do it.”
“But this group mission really has nothing to do with me. It was sensed and triggered by the chat group itself. It has nothing to do with me!”
Chen Xuan said with a solemn oath.
Esdeath: “Oh? Humph!”
Chen Xuan was a little confused.
Did you believe it or not?
Wu Zetian: “This is clearly a subtle refusal!”
Yakumo Yukari: “It seems that in someone’s heart, Esdeath’s status is not as high as the newcomer Hancock!”
Tornado: “That’s normal, I understand! After all, in the eyes of perverted lolita lovers, lolita is the best!”
Scathach: “That’s true. Although we haven’t met yet, from what Esdeath said, it’s clear that she’s not just a petite and cute girl.”
Aqua: “What are you talking about? Why don’t I understand?”
Yakumo Yukari: “That’s right, not understanding means your IQ is still normal!”
But at this moment, others were still making a fuss.
This gave Chen Xuan even more headaches.
It is said that one woman is equal to three ducks. With so many women, how many ducks are equivalent to that?
It’s too difficult to manage!
Chen Xuan could only forcefully change the subject and said, “Ahem, let’s get back to business! How many people want to participate in the mission? I don’t think there’s a limit on the number of places.”
Wu Zetian: “I will definitely attend. It’s a great opportunity to see everyone’s true appearance.”
Scathach: “Add me as one!”
Yakumo Yukari: “And me, I just happen to have nothing to do.”
Tornado: “Stop talking nonsense. When can we get over there? You better not be lying to me, or I’ll kill you all.”
Aqua: “Girls shouldn’t be so irritable, believe me, otherwise no one will want you.”
Esdeath: “Ah, is that true?”
Yakumo Yukari: “I feel like you guys are seriously discussing something very strange! Do you really have to have someone want it?”
Chen Xuan: “Alright, alright! There’s no limit on the number of places anyway, so if you want to sign up, just sign up. We can set off now!”
After saying that, Chen Xuan also began to get up and prepare.
Of course, there is actually nothing to prepare, after all, there is nothing that can help me.
Chen Xuan just tidied up his appearance a little.
However, just as Chen Xuan was about to choose to set off, he suddenly paused, then asked hesitantly, “System, I’m still an ordinary person now! Is it really okay for me to go to the pirate world, and even to the Celestial Dragons’ lair, to cause trouble?”
Chapter 12 Huge Harvest, Soaring Strength (Second Update) (Old Version)
I sneaked into the Wanjie chat group: Chapter 12: Huge harvest, strength soars (second update)
Although Chen Xuan was very sure that even in his current state, he would come to the pirate world.
Your own safety will never be threatened.
After all, except for Lin Daiyu, the girls in the chat group are the kind of people who would punch the Nanshan Nursing Home and kick the Beihai Kindergarten.
Protecting your own safety is naturally not a problem.
But as the group leader, a grown man, he actually has to rely on a group of girls for protection.
Don’t I have any face?
And people like Yakumo Yukari and Scathach may not even be that dedicated!
Don’t be fooled by the fact that they seem to get along well with each other in the chat group, and there is even a little ambiguity between them.
But in fact, the life and death of ordinary people are probably not worth mentioning in their eyes!
“Ding! Group owners can choose to receive the newbie gift pack!”
After Chen Xuan finished speaking, the system’s voice quickly rang out.
But Chen Xuan’s face was immediately filled with black lines, “There is also this thing, why didn’t you remind me?”
But what Chen Xuan waited for was just silence.
This made Chen Xuan sigh.
Other people’s systems are all artificial intelligence, but ours is artificial stupidity.
If I hadn’t taken the initiative to bring it up, it would have been buried.
Chen Xuan could only say unhappily, “Get the newbie gift pack!”
“Ding! Successfully received!”
“Obtain Fantasy Breaker*1, obtain Saiyan physique*1, obtain electromagnetic manipulation ability*1.”
Hearing the system voice, Chen Xuan no longer had time to complain this time. Instead, his face showed deep ecstasy.
Make a fortune!
I didn’t expect the novice gift package to be so awesome.
There is no need to say much about the Saiyan physique!
From the Dragon Ball world, the protagonist Son Goku has a unique racial talent and is known as the Saiyans, a fighting nation in the universe.
Not only is its defense powerful, but its vitality and recovery are also amazing.
He is truly an indestructible cockroach!
Although it is just the physique of an ordinary Saiyan, rather than directly transforming into a Super Saiyan.
But it also made Chen Xuan very satisfied.
More importantly, when Chen Xuan grabbed his head, he found that he still had flowing hair.
One of the most important symbols of the Saiyans is their unique hair and the tail behind them.
But Chen Xuan had just confirmed that none of these characteristics appeared on him.
It seems that this is the result of system optimization.
This also made Chen Xuan feel relieved. After all, he didn’t want to be a bad boy.
In addition, the ability of Imagine Breaker comes from Academy City and is the ability of a hedgehog-headed winner in life.
The effect is that any supernatural abilities or objects that come into contact with it will be deemed ineffective.
That is to say!
In the world of pirates, whether they are users of devil fruits or masters of physical and swordsmanship.
As long as you are touched by Chen Xuan’s hand, you will become an ordinary person on the spot!
And the ability to manipulate electromagnetics.
If Chen Xuan guessed correctly, it should also be from the Academy City.
This is the ability possessed by the famous A Certain Scientific Railgun, Misaka Mikoto.
It is also very powerful.
In this way, Chen Xuan’s improvement is almost all-round.
Especially this ability of Imagine Breaker, which can be called the nemesis of the extraordinary people.
Unless he is powerful enough to ignore Imagine Breaker, otherwise Chen Xuan just needs to find an opportunity to touch him.
Everyone must kneel down to Chen Xuan on the spot!
“Very good! It’s worth it that I sacrificed such a precious thing to summon your system!”
Chen Xuan nodded with satisfaction.
But he didn’t have time to use these abilities one by one, so he hurriedly chose to accept the mission and teleported to the pirate world.
A flash before my eyes.
The next moment, Chen Xuan found himself in a strange world.
But before he had time to take a closer look at his surroundings, Chen Xuan heard someone next to him say in a seductive tone: “Hey, could this be our young group leader? He’s really young!”
This frivolous tone made Chen Xuan’s brows twitch.
You are so young!
I am obviously very old!
And when Chen Xuan looked up, it was true!
The only person who would speak like this is Yakumo Yukari, an old woman who always pretends to be young.
“Meet Miss Yakumo Yukari!”
Chen Xuan was not angry. Instead, he bowed to Yakumo Yukari and spoke politely.
This attitude surprised Yakumo Yukari a little.
But at the same time, Yakumo Yukari glanced at the others with complacency and pride.
See? This guy, the group leader, is so respectful to me!
When a group of goddesses get together, this kind of competitive spirit is often inevitable!
The woman next to him, who was dressed in a palace dress and looked noble and elegant, couldn’t help but ask, “I’m curious, why are you so respectful to her?”
At the same time, other people present also cast curious glances.
This should be Wu Zetian, right?
Chen Xuan muttered secretly.
Judging from his dress and temperament, it seems that he is indeed the one in Pesticide.
Chen Xuan coughed lightly, then said seriously: “It’s nothing. After all, respecting the elderly and loving the young is a fine tradition of our Chinese people!”
When these words were spoken, others were still unable to figure out what they meant.
Yakumo Yukari’s expression suddenly changed.
God damn respect the elderly and love the young, I just want to tear your mouth apart now!
Yakumo Yukari forced a smile and said, “Oh, I don’t look that young anymore. You don’t have to treat me like your sister!”
But Chen Xuan immediately revealed a surprised expression. “Zi Ma, forgive me for being blunt, but deceiving others about age is fine, but deceiving yourself like you do—it’s really pathetic!”
Chapter 13: Testing the Group Leader (Old Version)
Just after Chen Xuan finished speaking, the air around him seemed to solidify in an instant.
Esdeath, wearing a fitted military uniform that only highlighted her slim figure, couldn’t help but cover her mouth and laugh.
Lin Daiyu, who exudes the temperament of a classical sick beauty, has a face that is flushed red.
Apparently everyone finally figured it out.
What exactly did Chen Xuan mean by respecting the elderly and loving the young?
Since Yakumo Yukari claims to be a great monster, it seems that she is indeed quite old!
“I kill you!”
Yakumo Yukari finally couldn’t help it and went berserk, baring her fangs and claws, wanting to rush directly towards Chen Xuan.
“Speak nicely, don’t be impulsive!”
Tornado symbolically stopped him for a moment, and then let him go.
Yakumo Yukari rushed all the way to Chen Xuan.
There was a hint of inquiry in the eyes of Scathach, Wu Zetian and others.
This man inexplicably sneaked into their goddess group and stole the position of group leader.
Is he really an ordinary person as he claims?
They are really curious!
Yakumo Yukari’s frustrated look was actually a good test.
“Don’t be so irritable! If you don’t control your temper as you get older, you’ll easily get eye spots!”
Chen Xuan said this with a smile, which made Yakumo Yukari even more furious.
However, facing the furious Yakumo Yukari, Chen Xuan simply stretched out his left hand and gently blocked her.
Yakumo Yukari bumped directly into Chen Xuan’s arms with a bang.
The atmosphere suddenly became weird.
Everyone present looked at Yakumo Yukari with strange eyes.
What are you playing?
You go up there to chop people, not to throw yourself into their arms!
Could this guy have done this on purpose?
Thinking of this, Esdeath frowned unhappily.
Could it be that this old woman is actually a scheming bitch!
But the most shocked person was actually Yakumo Yukari.
At this moment, she felt that all the strength in her body had disappeared.
Whether it was the majestic demonic power or the gap that should have been opened by the arm, they all lost contact with him.
It was as if I had become the weak, pitiful and helpless little monster when I was just born.
What kind of magical ability is this?
It actually made me feel a great threat!
And this guy actually has the nerve to say that he is an ordinary person?
Fuck you!
Men are really pigs!
“Can we talk properly now?”
Chen Xuan blinked and said with a smile.
Yakumo Yukari rolled her eyes, squirmed a bit, and then said delicately, “As long as the group leader takes back his dirty hands, he will naturally talk properly!”
“Don’t act naive. I told you not to fool yourself!”
Chen Xuan knocked on Yakumo Yukari’s head, then withdrew his hand and stood up.
Looking around, Chen Xuan asked, “They should all be here!”
“There’s one missing!”
Aqua, dressed in a blue feathered robe and looking like a beautiful girl, raised her hand impatiently and said, “I just counted, and there’s one person missing!”
“Do you know who’s missing?”
As she spoke, Aqua looked at Chen Xuan as if asking for credit.
Chen Xuan curled his lips, “Hancock is missing, isn’t it?”
“Hey, how did you know that?” Aqua was a little confused. “Did you count the heads just now?”
Yakumo Yukari said angrily, “Nonsense! Hancock is still a slave in there, waiting for us to go in and rescue her. Can’t you use your clever little head to figure it out?”
“Yes!”
Aqua’s aura suddenly became very depressed.
Scathach, holding a spear and wearing armor, slowly walked to Chen Xuan: “So what should we do next? My group leader!”
The drawn-out words “group leader” at the end made Chen Xuan shiver violently.
no!
Got to control it!
This is an old woman who is thousands of years old. It’s not worth getting angry so easily!
In order to cover it up, Chen Xuan waved his hand and said, “Just rush in and do it!”
“We’re so powerful, what’s there to be afraid of? Why bother with strategies? We can just push forward with one push!”
Hearing this, the girls looked at each other with provocation in their eyes.
Originally, they were all arrogant and proud.
After being gathered into a chat group, no one is willing to submit to anyone else.
We almost started cursing each other over the Internet, let alone now.
It’s obvious that everyone wants to be one step ahead of everyone else.
“Very good, then let’s see who finds poor little Hancock first!”
After Wu Zetian finished speaking, she took the lead in activating her skills and threw a huge energy ball towards the holy land of Mary Geoise.
Although the others remained silent, it was obvious that everyone had already started to think about it.
They all displayed their magical powers and quickly disappeared in front of Chen Xuan.
“Tsk! Why are you so active?”
In a blink of an eye, only Chen Xuan and Yakumo Yukari were left there.
And because of what just happened, the atmosphere seemed a little awkward and strange.
I don’t know if it was to cover up, but Yakumo Yukari deliberately curled her lips and said with disdain.
Chen Xuan said with a smile: “Come to think of it, I never thought that you, Zi, would be so proactive in helping Hancock!”
Chapter 14: Failure of Pretending (Fourth Update) (Old Version)
“Don’t get me wrong!” Yakumo Yukari said with a dismissive look, “I’m only here for the points reward, not to save anyone!”
“Yeah, I understand!”
“When Zi gets tsundere, she’s really cute!”
Chen Xuan nodded vigorously, but what he said made Yakumo Yukari almost bite her teeth off.
God is so arrogant!
I’m a sage monster who kills without blinking an eye, how could I possibly have such emotions?
But I couldn’t beat him, and I couldn’t scold him enough.
This is really helpless!
Yakumo Yukari turned her head away and said, “Whatever you say, I’m just an old woman anyway!”
But at this time, the two heard a subtle sound coming from behind them.
They all turned their heads and saw a pale, sickly beauty looking at them from a distance.
At this time, Lin Daiyu was obviously at a loss.
Shouldn’t I be here?
Did they ignore me, or did they really not notice I was here?
Lin Daiyu didn’t want to make any noise and disturb them.
But the atmosphere between the two men seemed to be getting increasingly off-kilter.
If I really see something I shouldn’t see, will I be killed to silence me?
Lin Daiyu was so frightened by her own guess that she could only give a slight reminder.
“Why is there another person?”
Chen Xuan was also shocked. There was actually someone who didn’t scream and rush forward to grab points?
By the way, the fighting over there was already very intense.
Chen Xuan could hear the roar of various explosions and screams and wails.
Yakumo Yukari glared at Chen Xuan fiercely, then pretended to be calm and said, “Let’s go quickly, otherwise we won’t get any points later!”
“Okay, I understand!”
Lin Daiyu breathed a sigh of relief and nodded quickly.
After just a few steps forward, Lin Daiyu began to breathe heavily.
His face became even paler, and he looked like he would collapse at any moment.
Yakumo Yukari was stunned, “Your physique is too poor!”
You’re out of breath after walking a few steps. If I let you run, won’t you die on the spot?
These words made Lin Daiyu feel very embarrassed.
She knew that her physique was weak, but she couldn’t control herself and wanted to visit the legendary other world.
It can be said that what I wished for came true!
“Forget it, I’ll take you there!”
“Otherwise, it will take you forever to get there!”
Yakumo Yukari shook her head and actually took the initiative to pull Lin Daiyu into the gap.
This surprised Chen Xuan a little.
Yakumo Yukari doesn’t seem like such an enthusiastic person!
It was Lin Daiyu’s pitiful look that even moved Yakumo Yukari.
Or is it that Lin Daiyu is so weak that Yakumo Yukari doesn’t even take her seriously?
But none of this matters. What matters is…
If Yakumo Yukari runs away with Lin Daiyu, then wouldn’t I be the only one left here, blowing in the cold wind like an idiot?
“No, I have to speed up!”
Chen Xuan’s mind moved, and the electromagnetic ability he had just acquired was instantly activated.
Chen Xuan actually used the principle of electromagnetic gun and fired himself as a cannonball.
The holy land of Marijoa was originally the seat of the World Government and the residence of the Celestial Dragons.
It can be said that it is a place full of luxury.
But now it is in chaos.
Wu Zetian, Esdeath and others, who is not cruel and ruthless?
Anyway, it had been confirmed before that the Celestial Dragons were not good people, so they showed no mercy when they took action.
Whether they were guards or the Celestial Dragons wearing bubble helmets, they were all killed instantly.
This undoubtedly made Mary Geoise a complete mess.
You have to know that this place has never experienced such an impact in its 800 years of establishment.
Even Rocks, the former overlord of the sea, once led a pirate group and approached the holy land of Mary Geoise.
But then, the future Pirate King Roger stepped forward and joined forces with the future legendary navy hero Garp to come to protect him.
They then successfully joined forces to destroy the Rocks Pirates.
It can be said that today’s chaos may not be repeated in the future, but it is definitely unprecedented!
The Five Elders have now bypassed the Commander-in-Chief of the Three Armies and are frantically calling the Navy.
He scolded the Navy Marshal Zhan Guo and demanded that the entire Navy Headquarters be mobilized to come and protect him immediately.
The combat power agencies directly under the World Government, such as CP0, came out in full force at the first opportunity to deal with the enemy.
Unfortunately, it was of no use and we continued to lose ground.
At this moment, another meteor suddenly streaked across the sky and landed directly somewhere in Mary Geoise.
boom!
Hancock and her two sisters looked stupidly at the deep pit in front of them.
They were planning to take the opportunity to escape!
So what was that thing that suddenly fell down?
Could it be that the Celestial Dragons knew that these slaves were planning to escape, so they actually sent people to hunt them down?
“Ahem! Damn, my pretense has failed!”
“As expected, I should experiment with my newfound power and not use it carelessly!”
At this time, Chen Xuan was choked by the thick smoke and started coughing violently.
I could only walk out while complaining.
Then…
Look into each other’s eyes!
Chapter 15 No one in the Tianlong clan is innocent (5th update, please give me flowers) (Old version)
“Hancock?”
Amidst the astonishment, Chen Xuan was the first to call out the name.
“Who are you? Why do you know me?”
Hancock was suddenly shocked.
Holding my two younger sisters, I involuntarily took a few steps back.
Chen Xuan smiled and said, “Of course I’m here to save you. Chat group… Have you forgotten?”
“You are… the group leader?!”
Hancock’s beautiful eyes were suddenly filled with surprise and joy.
I thought that even if those people in the chat group would come to rescue me, it wouldn’t be that quick.
Unexpectedly, the group leader appeared in front of him so quickly.
Looking at Chen Xuan, Hancock’s heart couldn’t help but start beating violently, and a blush appeared on her face.
Although I was trafficked here as a slave, only two or three months had passed.
But the miserable life during this period was definitely an unforgettable nightmare for Hancock.
Hancock naturally developed a certain fascination with the person who came to save her.
“Of course!” Chen Xuan didn’t seem to notice this and just shrugged. “Hurry up and gather all the slaves here!”
“What are they called for?”
Hancock’s second sister, Boa Marigold, couldn’t help but ask.
Chen Xuan tried hard not to look at the faces of his two sisters.
Seriously!
Chen Xuan always felt that Hancock’s father needed to go to the hair salon to check the color of his hair.
Or judging from the tough style of Daughter Island, the fathers of these three sisters may all be different people.
Otherwise, it is impossible to explain why the painting styles of sisters are so different?
Needless to say, Hancock is tall and beautiful.
She is almost universally recognized as the most beautiful woman in the pirate world!
Hancock’s two sisters are not only over four meters tall, but also completely beyond the normal range.
And they all look a bit strange, each of them is ugly in its own way.
I don’t know if it’s due to the influence of the devil fruit or if he was born that way.
“Of course, they were summoned to take away all the slaves!”
Chen Xuan answered calmly.
“But……”
Marigold and the other man seemed to want to say something else.
But Hancock interrupted, “Stop talking nonsense and do what the group leader wants!”
Seeing that the eldest sister had spoken, Mary and Gorude naturally had no choice but to obey.
Thanks to their efforts, a large number of slaves were gradually gathered together.
However, Hancock did not participate in this action. Instead, she moved closer to Chen Xuan and looked at him anxiously.
“What’s wrong?!”
Chen Xuan asked curiously.
Hancock immediately shook her head, “No…why!”
She just suddenly felt a little inferior.
After all, the current Hancock is not the most beautiful woman in the pirate world that will be recognized in the future, nor is she the king of the Seven Warlords of the Sea or the Kingdom of Women.
He was just a slave sold to the Celestial Dragons.
It is normal to feel a little inferior when facing Chen Xuan.
Since Hancock was unwilling to say, Chen Xuan did not delve into it further.
Seeing that the slaves had almost been gathered, Chen Xuan said, “I’m here to rescue you. Follow me, I’ll get you out of here!”
Hearing this, the slaves naturally became agitated.
They never dreamed that such an opportunity would come to them.
Some couldn’t believe it, some burst into tears.
Some even knelt down in front of Chen Xuan and kowtowed continuously.
Chen Xuan waved his hand and said, “Don’t waste time, let’s go!”
Although with his current strength, even the three generals of Red, Yellow and Green…
Oh, that’s not right!
At this point in time, we still don’t know whether these three guys have become generals!
But anyway, they were at their peak, joining forces with Garp and Sengoku to launch an attack on themselves.
I am not afraid at all!
But if it saves trouble, why not do it?
“Stop it, what are you trying to do to my slaves?”
But at this time, several ugly men with fat bodies and bubble helmets on their heads ran over angrily.
Seeing these Tianlong people, the slaves who were planning to leave with Chen Xuan were so scared that they stopped in their tracks.
After all, under long-term torture, they have even learned to instinctively obey the orders of the Celestial Dragons.
“What? Isn’t it obvious?”
Chen Xuan raised his eyebrows, “Why are there only a few of you?”
“What do you mean?”
Several Tianlong men asked in confusion.
Chen Xuan raised the corner of his mouth slightly, “I admire your courage! You don’t even have any guards, and you still dare to come out and cause trouble?”
As soon as he finished speaking, a thunder spear condensed in Chen Xuan’s hand, and then he threw it at several Tianlong people.
This is Chen Xuan’s imitation of Misaka Mikoto’s skills.
It releases a blue-white beam of light formed by a powerful electric current of one billion volts, capable of moving at the speed of light in a straight trajectory.
But Chen Xuan is not Misaka Mikoto, so of course he would not be so merciful as to deliberately lower the current in his skills.
The result was when the Thunder Spear fell on several Celestial Dragons.
The Celestial Dragons didn’t even have the chance to scream before they turned into ashes.
Such a scene shocked everyone present.
Several of the supreme Celestial Dragons died just like that?
This is a major event that could shock the world!
In comparison, the escape of slaves was no big deal.
“It’s a relief for you to die so easily!”
Chen Xuan sneered.
It can be said that in the chaos of the pirate world, absolutely no Celestial Dragon is innocent.
Especially this kind of guy who likes to abuse his power and abuse slaves all day long.
If he wasn’t in a hurry, Chen Xuan would have wanted to play with them slowly!
Just as Chen Xuan was about to call the slaves and continue on his way.
But he found that Hancock’s body went limp and then fell directly into his arms.
Chapter 16: Reinforcements of the Navy Headquarters (Old Version)
This situation also surprised Chen Xuan, and he hurriedly hugged Hancock.
But he found that Hancock’s face was flushed, her whole body was a little hot, and her body seemed to be trembling slightly.
“Is he sick, or is it someone with a poison-type fruit ability like Magellan who’s behind this?”
Chen Xuan was a little surprised.
But Hancock shook her head, “No! I… I’m just too happy!”
Even though she was only trafficked here for two or three months.
But he witnessed the evil deeds of the Celestial Dragons with his own eyes, and he did not have enough food or sleep every day, and was forced to do all kinds of dirty and tiring work.
Hancock’s hatred for the Celestial Dragons has long been beyond words.
Now I have witnessed with my own eyes that Chen Xuan killed several Tianlong people cleanly and efficiently.
It can be said that Chen Xuan’s figure has left an indelible mark in Hancock’s heart from then on.
Even Hancock was so excited that she could hardly stand.
But Chen Xuan had a strange look on his face.
You are only in your teens, aren’t you too precocious?
However, in this dangerous world of pirates, and being born in a country of women, there seems to be nothing wrong with being precocious.
Stay calm!
I’m not a chemist.
It’s better to avoid dangerous experiments like copper smelting!
“Let’s go, don’t waste time!”
Chen Xuan urged again.
Hancock said hesitantly, “I…I feel so weak that I can’t walk anymore! Group leader, could you please give me a ride?”
Hearing this, Hancock’s two sisters hurried forward and said, “Sister, how about we…”
“Shut up and get out!”
Hancock glared at her sisters.
The two were speechless for a moment and could only retreat back to the slaves in embarrassment.
Hancock instantly regained her delicate appearance and looked at Chen Xuan eagerly.
“Okay!”
Chen Xuan finally agreed.
But before Hancock could be happy, she found that Chen Xuan did not give her an intimate princess hug as she expected.
Instead, he just treated himself as a commodity and carried it on his shoulders.
“That’s fine, it’s almost the same anyway!”
The smile on Hancock’s face was a little forced, and she could only comfort herself.
Next, under the leadership of Chen Xuan.
A large number of slaves finally began their journey of escape.
Along the way, Chen Xuan killed anyone who stood in his way.
Whether it is the self-righteous Celestial Dragons, or the guards, soldiers or intelligence agents who like to be loyal dogs to the Celestial Dragons.
Anyone who dares to stand up and stop him will be attacked by Chen Xuan with a billion volts.
It turns people into ashes directly, without even a chance for grass to grow on their graves.
Under such circumstances, Chen Xuan became more and more proficient in the electromagnetic control ability he had just acquired.
“Oh, so intimate?”
Not long after they left, the figures of Wu Zetian and Scathach appeared in Chen Xuan’s eyes.
At this moment they were facing off against a large group of World Government soldiers.
But after seeing Chen Xuan, the two of them instantly burst out with powerful fighting power and completed the harvest.
Afterwards, Scathach came up to Chen Xuan with a bloody spear in her hand, and said with a half-smile, “I didn’t expect that in just such a short time, the group leader has become so close to that little girl!”
“Don’t get me wrong!” Chen Xuan hurriedly explained, “This is Hancock, the new member of our chat group!”
Wu Zetian also walked over with a graceful and elegant pace, raised an eyebrow and said, “We have no misunderstanding! We are just a little curious, are all lolita lovers really perverts?”
“…”
I can’t respond to what you said!
Actually, I don’t like copper smelting. I am passive in all this. Do you believe it?
“Hello! My name is Boa Hancock, nice to meet you two sisters!”
Hancock finally stopped pretending to be dead and took the initiative to greet the two people.
Wu Zetian and Scathach also responded.
If it were the adult Hancock, with her bad personality.
I guess as soon as I meet other goddesses in the chat group, I will start fighting instantly.
But Hancock’s personality was not so extreme when he was young, and his words and actions were still polite.
The most important thing is that it is very small and looks quite cute.
So everyone has no opinion about her.
“Come to think of it, are these the slaves? They really look so weird!”
Wu Zetian looked at the slaves curiously again.
The slaves captured by the Celestial Dragons are of all races.
To describe it as bizarre and strange is no exaggeration at all.
Chen Xuan nodded, “Yes! And this time the mission is clearly to rescue slaves, where have you all been?”
You have to know that these slaves can only stay on the edge of the holy land of Mary Geoise.
Looking at the movements around him, Chen Xuan was afraid that everyone else had already fought their way to the center of the Holy Land where Mary was strong!
Are you sure you are here to rescue slaves?
“Haha, we’re just not sure where the slaves are!”
A rare flash of embarrassment crossed Scathach’s face.
We can’t say that we prefer this kind of fighting and have no interest in saving people, right?
Chen Xuan noticed the two people’s predicament and was about to make a few jokes.
But at this time, Chen Xuan suddenly found that a large number of soldiers in uniforms and wearing coats of justice appeared in his sight.
The reinforcements from the Marine Headquarters finally arrived at the holy land of Marijoa.
Chapter 17: Confrontation with the Admiral (Old Version)
After discovering that the holy land of Mary Geoise had been attacked, the defending forces were defeated, and even some Celestial Dragons had died tragically.
The Five Elders, who are the supreme commanders of the World Government, were immediately enraged.
They also immediately bypassed the commander-in-chief of the three armed forces, Kong, and gave orders directly to the Navy Marshal Zhan Guo.
Request the Navy Headquarters to come out in full force immediately to defend the holy land.
As a subordinate agency of the World Government, the Navy Headquarters has no right to resist such orders.
This is also why the navy is an important force in upholding justice and maintaining maritime stability.
But still suffer the hostility of many people why!
Because the essence of the navy is not to uphold justice.
They are simply subordinates and lackeys of the Celestial Dragons.
The navy’s existence has only one meaning, and that is to maintain the rule of the Celestial Dragons and the World Government!
After receiving the order, Navy Marshal Sengoku immediately mobilized all the existing officers and colonels in the Navy Headquarters.
In addition, the three generals and their own high-end forces came to support.
They really came out in full force.
The entire Navy Headquarters, except for a bunch of miscellaneous soldiers.
Only the legendary navy hero Garp is left to guard the house.
Even if it weren’t for this guy Garp, who has always had a grudge against the Celestial Dragons.
I guess the Warring States will bring Garp along as well, after all, he is an important high-end force.
“That’s quite interesting!”
“Even the lickers are not as active as you!”
Chen Xuan shook his head and couldn’t help but complain.
In fact, what he could never understand was why the Navy was so loyal to the World Government?
The words “world government” and “justice” are obviously diametrically opposed.
The power possessed by the Navy Headquarters is obviously stronger than that of the World Government.
But you are even more obedient than a bootlicker?
Of course, the world of pirates has not yet ended. Who knows what patches the author will make later and what kind of powerful power the world government will have.
So there’s nothing much to say!
“Let’s go!”
Coming back to his senses, Chen Xuan said.
But the slaves were a little panicked. “Sir, the navy is coming. Where should we go?”
“Of course… just bump into it!”
Chen Xuan raised his eyebrows and said nonchalantly.
This made the slaves even more confused.
That’s the navy!
Even if these slaves had some strength in the past.
But they were either put in seastone handcuffs or had been reduced to waste during the long torture process.
If we run head-on into the elite troops of the Marine Headquarters, wouldn’t that be courting death?
“Shut up!” Hancock jumped down from Chen Xuan’s shoulders, put her hands on her hips, and said angrily, “Don’t forget who rescued you. Now you dare to question him?”
“So what if it crashes into you? Will you definitely die?”
“Even if I really die, it’s much better than living like this as a slave of the Celestial Dragons, suffering all kinds of humiliation and living in shame!”
Hancock’s performance made Chen Xuan extremely surprised.
I didn’t expect that Hancock is so domineering even though she is still young.
No wonder she possesses the rare Conqueror’s Haki, and no wonder she is recognized by so many as the Pirate Queen!
“What about you guys? Do you have any objections?”
Chen Xuan turned to Wu Zetian and Scathach and asked.
Wu Zetian pursed her lips and said, “I’m fine with whatever you say!”
Scathach winked at Chen Xuan and said, “My dear group leader, I really admire your dominance!”
Hancock froze when she heard this.
What’s going on?
Did my house get robbed without me noticing?
Hancock’s eyes swept across Scathach’s chest and she suddenly became a little depressed.
The gap is quite big!
Although I am confident about my future, I am still young.
The disadvantage is not a little bit.
Not to mention a beautiful and charming lady like Scathach, I feel a little moved just looking at her.
Maybe now…
We can only hope that the group leader is really a perverted lolita complex as others say!
Fortunately, Chen Xuan didn’t know what Hancock was thinking.
Otherwise, I would have to arrest this little girl and beat her to pieces.
“Then let’s go!”
Chen Xuan shouted loudly with great enthusiasm.
Who doesn’t have a middle school dream?
I didn’t expect that my fight with the navy would be under such circumstances!
Chen Xuan was covered in lightning and quickly moved in front of the navy.
Wu Zetian and Scathach, however, followed Chen Xuan half a step to his left and right in tacit understanding.
“Hey, so many new faces?”
Chen Xuan said with some surprise.
After all, there are still at least ten years before the plot begins.
Many lieutenant generals and major generals were not from that batch back then.
“Who are you?”
The younger version of Akainu, with a cigar in his mouth, looked at Chen Xuan with an unfriendly look.
Chen Xuan also grinned, “That’s not important! Come, try my gift first!”
As soon as the words fell.
Another piece of thunder halberd condensed in an instant and was thrown towards Akainu.
Chapter 18: Inflicting heavy damage to Akainu and hunting down Kizaru (old version)
Boom!
The Thunder Halberd exploded instantly, covering a large area.
If Kizaru is known for his speed, there might be a chance for him to escape.
Unfortunately, Akainu’s best skill is attack power!
“Hey, you didn’t just kill them, did you? Leave some for us, or the mission rating will be pitifully low!”
Scathach grumbled softly.
Chen Xuan said angrily, “You finally remembered that you are here to complete a mission and rescue people?”
This made Scathach look embarrassed.
Wu Zetian could only look up at the sky.
Chen Xuan could only shake his head helplessly, “Don’t worry! This guy is a navy admiral after all, he won’t die!”
The next moment, Akainu’s angry roar was heard from the smoke.
At this time, Akainu’s clothes were torn and his body was covered with scars.
Even when the crisis came, Akainu immediately used the power of the nature fruit to transform himself into an element.
But the thunder from other worlds obviously cannot ignore the damage, even if it turns the body into magma.
“Hell Dog!”
Akainu roared and sent out a stretched lava arm.
Chen Xuan used lightning to form an electric grid to block it.
While the two were fighting each other, the other navy members were certainly not idle either.
Two lieutenant generals that Chen Xuan didn’t know rushed towards Scathach and Wu Zetian respectively.
As for the other major generals and naval soldiers, some continued to advance inward, while others surrounded the slaves.
They were prepared to capture all the slaves who had escaped during the chaos.
“Haha, I seem to be underestimated! In that case, let me grant you the death you desire.”
There was a cold look in Wu Zetian’s eyes.
In comparison, Scathach spoke much less and just stabbed forward with her spear.
Not long after, two screams were heard one after another.
The strength of a lieutenant general is certainly quite good.
But in the face of Wu Zetian and Scathach, he still seemed too weak.
“asshole!”
Seeing this situation, Akainu became even more furious.
He even wanted to bypass Chen Xuan and attack Wu Zetian and the other person directly.
Chen Xuan raised his eyebrows, “I seem to be a little proud, Chi Shuai, do you still take me seriously?”
“roll!”
Akainu turned around and punched Chen Xuan on the head.
But this time, Chen Xuan did not condense thunder again to block it.
This made Akainu a little confused.
Does this guy want to die? Is he offering his life?
But at this time, Chen Xuan only stretched out his left hand.
Imagine Breaker—Activate!
“How is that possible!”
Akainu’s expression at this moment was as if he had seen a ghost, full of horror and disbelief.
All the strength in his body disappeared completely in an instant.
This feeling is a bit like a devil fruit user falling into the sea or coming into contact with seastone.
But it’s even more terrifying!
Because in addition to the ability of the devil fruit, he also has the armament domineering, observation domineering, and swordsmanship power in his body.
He even has his own extraordinary physique that is different from ordinary people.
They all disappeared.
At this moment, I seemed to have completely turned into an ordinary, weak and helpless person.
“It works great!”
Under Akainu’s desperate gaze, Chen Xuan shot out a bolt of lightning, hitting the opponent’s chest.
The person was also blown away and his life or death was unknown in an instant.
“This is so scary, what kind of devil fruit ability is this?”
Kizaru’s figure flashed across the sky, caught Akainu, and said with a serious expression.
“This isn’t a devil fruit!” Chen Xuan shook his head, then looked at Kizaru curiously, then frowned and said, “It really does look like a monkey! How come you look so old at such a young age? Did you masturbate too much?”
He is a full ten years younger than when he was in the official plot, but he still looks so ugly.
Chen Xuan was too tired to complain.
But Kizaru looked a little dumbfounded.
Damn it!
We can fight, but you can’t make personal attacks!
What do you mean I look like a monkey?
What’s wrong with monkeys? Don’t monkeys have human rights?
Even if I am young but old and ugly, that is my own freedom!
There’s no need for you to emphasize this in public, right?
“You’re so cruel! Retreat!”
Although Kizaru was angry, he did not lose his mind and gave orders to the navy troops below without hesitation.
Akainu was killed instantly, so why would you just go up and get killed?
What’s more, if Akainu is not sent to the hospital for treatment, he might really die!
“Just ran away like that?”
But this scene shocked Chen Xuan.
You are admirals after all, can you please have some moral integrity?
Is there a spirit of fighting to the death and giving away one’s head?
Learn more from Whitebeard.
At the critical moment, can’t it be wrong to send someone’s life thousands of miles away and put the gift before the friendship?
“Take these slaves and leave. I’ll catch up and see what happens!”
Chen Xuan had no interest at all in the defeated naval forces.
So he just waved his hand and chased in the direction of Kizaru’s retreat.
Chapter 19 I shouldn’t have damaged his brain, right? (Fourth update) (Old version)
“How terrifying! He’s so young yet he has such great speed and strength. Where on earth did this monster come from?”
He tried every possible way, even using the Pika Pika Fruit to its full potential, and kept using various attacks to stop Chen Xuan.
But in the end, he still couldn’t get rid of Chen Xuan.
There was a deep solemnity on Kizaru’s face.
Suddenly such a monster appeared and led people to attack the holy land of Mary Geoise.
This is not a good thing for Kizaru, who always likes to take advantage of troubled times.
The world government cannot be like a decaying old house.
The door collapsed immediately after this guy kicked it, right?
Don’t!
Without the World Government, who will provide food to the navy?
If the navy loses its source of income, it won’t have to bear its own profits and losses!
If that were to happen, my salary would probably be cut by more than half.
Even the navy may have to lay off employees.
And think about it.
Among the three admirals, Akainu is the most powerful and a tough leader.
There are still many people who follow us in the navy.
Although Aokiji has a lazy personality, he slacks off blatantly all day long.
However, he has a kind personality and does not go to extremes. He has always been favored by the Navy Marshal Sengoku and the Navy hero Garp, and has the most supporters.
If we really have to lay off the generals, it seems that I am the most suitable choice!
Thinking of this, Kizaru’s face turned a little green.
But at this time, Akainu, who was carried on Kizaru’s shoulders, slowly woke up and said, “Borsalino, put me down!”
“Eh? Are you awake?”
“Don’t worry! I’ve already ordered your men to retreat. You don’t have to worry about their safety!”
Seeing this, Kizaru also breathed a sigh of relief.
If Akainu was really beaten to death, it would be difficult to deal with.
Kizaru actually wanted to gather Sengoku, Aokiji, and even other vice admirals together so that he could feel safe enough.
But now the holy land of Mary Geoise is in complete chaos.
Zhan Guo and others seemed to have encountered powerful enemies and were unable to come to support.
Hearing Kizaru’s words, Akainu flew into a rage, “Asshole! What qualifications do you have to ask them to retreat? If they choose to retreat because they are afraid of death, it will be a disgrace to the navy and they should be executed immediately!”
“The Navy doesn’t need people with wrong ideas!”
Kizaru’s entire face darkened.
Why do I feel like you are making a veiled criticism?
I just saved your life!
“Put me down!”
Akainu ordered again.
Kizaru had no choice but to let the man go.
At this time, Akainu’s retreating subordinates also happened to arrive here.
Seeing the figures of Kizaru and Akainu, the navy were overjoyed and quickly gathered together.
But Akainu said nothing and just fired a meteor volcano.
Countless magma fell from the sky and hit the navy soldiers hard.
Caught off guard, these naval soldiers suffered heavy casualties.
“You’re crazy!”
Chen Xuan and Kizaru sighed almost in unison.
Especially Chen Xuan, it was even more unbelievable.
Although I have long known that Akainu is very cruel and will not hesitate to massacre civilians in order to complete his mission.
In the future, when he was on the battlefield, he personally executed some deserters.
But now, he actually used a big move against his own subordinates…
I didn’t smash this guy’s brains just now, did I?
You know, Chen Xuan never intended to take action against these ordinary naval soldiers.
After all, the daily work of these ordinary naval soldiers is to catch pirates and maintain public order.
To put it bluntly, you are not even qualified to be a dog for the Celestial Dragons!
Whenever something happens to the Celestial Dragons, they will directly call the generals to clean up the mess.
It is also because of this that these people were able to retreat safely in front of Chen Xuan.
But they never expected that they would eventually die at the hands of their own superiors.
“Sakaski, do you know what you are doing?”
Kizaru was so frightened that he jumped up and down.
Akainu’s face was extremely gloomy, “The Navy doesn’t need cowards who run away. The existence of these people will only tarnish the reputation of the Navy!”
“But I was the one who ordered them to retreat. Do you want to kill me too?”
Kizaru was obviously very angry.
“You? Humph!”
Akainu glanced at Kizaru sinisterly and sneered.
Bang bang bang!
Chen Xuan finally couldn’t help himself and applauded repeatedly, sighing, “You’re truly worthy of being a Navy Admiral! This move was truly something I hadn’t expected!”
“Kid, if you have the guts, kill me!”
“Otherwise, I will definitely kill you, your followers, your family, and everyone who has anything to do with you!”
When enemies meet, they are especially jealous of each other.
After Akainu finished speaking, he rushed towards Chen Xuan with magma all over the sky.
The beautiful scenery was completely submerged in lava and turned into ashes.
Even though he was far away, Chen Xuan could feel a surge of heat coming towards him.
“Haha, you think I don’t dare to kill the admiral?”
Chen Xuan also sneered.
The violent thunder has begun to intertwine around Chen Xuan.
“Are you crazy? You’re already seriously injured, and you still want to keep fighting?”
Kizaru felt a headache.
He couldn’t understand why Akainu was so crazy.
But now that things have come to this, I can no longer sit idly by and can only provide assistance as much as possible.
However, the speed at which the outcome was decided was far beyond Kizaru’s imagination.
Chapter 20 These women are really not easy to deal with (5th update) (old version)
The terrifying magma that covered the sky was torn into a gap by thunder in an instant.
Akainu’s pupils contracted, and he finally recalled the fear of being beaten by Chen Xuan before.
At the first moment, Akainu planned to transform himself into an element and escape.
But it’s too late!
The lightning pierced through Akainu’s figure in the next moment.
Akainu’s face was full of disbelief, but his body had already turned into pieces.
“You’re so wounded, yet you dare to attack me. Should I call you brave, or foolish?”
When everything is gone.
Only Chen Xuan was still standing there, looking up at a 45-degree angle, and speaking with emotion.
Kizaru was a little confused.
Before I could even help, Akainu was killed?
This person is on the same level as me!
Although before this, Akainu had been seriously injured by Chen Xuan.
But they are, after all, users of natural devil fruits.
Unlike those strong swordsmen, or even other ordinary devil fruit users.
Being injured or even disabled will not have much impact on combat effectiveness.
But despite this, Akainu was still killed instantly.
“Sorry, I couldn’t stop myself for a moment!”
“But you also saw that it was that guy who attacked me first. I was just acting in self-defense!”
Chen Xuan smiled a little embarrassedly, then spoke seriously to Kizaru.
“hehe!”
Kizaru could only let out an awkward but polite laugh.
But it felt like there were thousands of alpaca horses trampling back and forth in my heart.
The fucking person is dead, what’s the point of you saying this now?
And if you hadn’t taken the initiative to attack the holy land of Mary Geoise, we wouldn’t have come here to die!
You have the strong fist, so you have the final say!
Kizaru began to hesitate, should he turn around and run away immediately, or blow the whistle and call for help?
But what Kizaru didn’t expect was…
However, Chen Xuan did not attack him, but turned around and walked back.
“Hey, hey, you’re just leaving like that?”
Logically, Kizaru should be relieved, after all, he doesn’t want to die.
But Chen Xuan ignored his behavior, which made him feel very aggrieved.
After all, I am a navy admiral.
Even though he has just taken office, he should have some prestige, right?
“Do you really want to die?”
If Akainu hadn’t gone crazy, he would have first massacred the retreating navy and then fought against himself.
Chen Xuan doesn’t even bother to pay attention to that guy, okay?
The navy is also an important force in maintaining maritime security, stability and peace and cannot be excessively weakened.
Otherwise, Chen Xuan wouldn’t know how to clean up the mess!
Looking at Chen Xuan’s departing figure, Kizaru wanted to say something but stopped himself in the end.
Kizaru didn’t dare to say anything else because he was afraid of death!
I am not a fanatic like Akainu, who goes to work just to punch the clock and get the salary.
He couldn’t do something that he knew was impossible!
When Chen Xuan found those people, Esdeath, Tornado and Aqua had already gathered with the main force.
However, Esdeath seemed to be very angry and unhappy.
Chen Xuan asked in confusion: “What’s wrong?!”
Whether it is fighting with the strong or directly bullying the weak.
Aren’t these all things Esdeath really enjoys doing?
The teachings of her father since childhood and the extinction of her tribe have caused Esdeath to develop an almost twisted and violent personality.
Why do you look so unhappy now after the fight?
When Esdeath heard the question, she just snorted lightly, as if she was in a bad mood.
Tornado took the initiative to explain: “She seemed to have met someone who could also control the power of freezing, but before they could decide the winner, the other party took the initiative to run away!”
“So ever since then, this woman has been like a powder keg.”
Esdeath frowned, “Stop saying bad things about me behind my back, or I won’t be polite to you. Don’t think you can do whatever you want just because we’re in the same chat group!”
“Then just try it. Would I be afraid?”
Tornado responded without showing any weakness.
When a certain bald man had not yet joined the Hero Association, and the number one S-class hero Blast had been missing for a long time.
He is undoubtedly the leader of the entire Hero Association.
How could Tornado be threatened by others?
The two stared at each other without showing any weakness, but Esdeath suddenly laughed, “You may not be tall, but you have such a big mouth!”
“What did you say?!”
Tornado was immediately furious.
Developmental problems are Tornado’s eternal pain.
Maybe because of the experiments she underwent as a child, Tornado looks like a little girl less than 1.5 meters tall.
Compared to her younger sister Fubuki, she is far inferior and doesn’t even look like a real sister.
And at this time, let alone talking to others.
Even compared to Hancock, who was only 12 years old, he was much shorter.
After all, Hancock’s adult height reached 1.91 meters!
Esdeath puffed out her chest and said even more proudly, “Don’t you understand what I mean?”
“I’m going to fight you!”
Tornado was even more furious and almost immediately wanted to use her super powers to fight Esdeath to the death.
Chen Xuan felt even more of a headache.
It turns out that none of these women are easy to deal with!
Once they are put together, they explode in minutes.
There was no other way, Chen Xuan could only use the ability of Imagine Breaker to step forward and control both of them.
Then one of them slapped him hard, “Stop messing around! Get everyone out of here quickly and complete the mission!”
ps: Please give me flowers, monthly tickets and evaluation tickets.
Cherish an author who is so unsuccessful but still works hard to update his works.
Chapter 21 The mission is finally completed (1st update) (old version)
“How dare you hit me? Damn it! What on earth is this guy’s ability?”
Tornado covered his forehead with his hands, looking aggrieved and unhappy.
But I didn’t dare say anything.
Now she finally understood how strange Chen Xuan’s abilities were.
After touching me, all my strength disappeared.
For strong people like them, that feeling of powerlessness is as terrifying as a nightmare.
So no matter how reluctant she was, Tornado didn’t dare to continue to go against Chen Xuan.
In comparison, Esdeath’s reaction seemed a little strange.
Although he was stopped by Chen Xuan, he was even beaten.
But when Esdeath looked at Chen Xuan with her beautiful eyes, there was a glint of brilliance in her eyes.
“As expected of a man I admire, he possesses such powerful abilities!”
Esdeath said with emotion.
As we all know, Esdeath’s criteria for choosing a partner is that she hopes the other person is younger than her, weaker than her, and can be dominated by her.
After all, he is a famous sadistic maniac!
But now, for some reason, she actually enjoyed the feeling of being commanded and dominated by Chen Xuan.
“How shameless!”
But upon hearing this, Tornado immediately rolled her eyes.
The loli version of the Pirate Queen Hancock looked even more worried.
Oh my god!
The competition is too fierce!
And all of these people are beautiful ladies.
In comparison, my own disadvantages are too obvious.
God bless you!
The group leader is really a perverted lolita complex as they say.
Otherwise, I would probably be completely defeated!
At Chen Xuan’s urging, everyone finally set off again.
The people I met on the road this time were both soldiers of the World Government and navy.
They all chose to give in silently.
After all, as long as these plague gods are willing to leave, they will be very happy.
If the fighting continues, the entire holy land of Mary Geoise will be destroyed.
And these soldiers will obviously become the first cannon fodder to be consumed.
When we finally left Mary Geoise and arrived at the outer port.
Chen Xuan thought that the mission should be completed like this.
After all, it is obvious that the World Government has given up on these slaves.
Next, all we have to do is let them take the boat and go back home to find their mothers.
But the reminder that the mission was successful did not come for a long time.
However, this doubt did not last long.
Soon, Yakumo Yukari appeared with Lin Daiyu and dozens of people dressed as slaves.
This was due to various circumstances and there were no slaves in the slave colonies at the time.
This included the largest number of slaves, who were responsible for acting as human elevators.
Yakumo Yukari walked around the holy land of Mary Joa for a long time and brought the person back with her.
At this time, the reminder that the task was completed finally arrived.
“Ding! Mission accomplished!”
Mission requirements: Rescue all slaves in the Holy Land of Mary Joa, with no more than 20% of the slaves dying during this period.
Task status: Completed!
Mission reward: Wu Zetian, contribution rate 35%, 35,000 points.
Scathach, contribution rate 25%, obtained 25,000 points.
Yakumo Yukari, contribution rate 10%, obtained 10,000 points.
Hancock, contribution rate 10%, earned 10,000 points.
Esdeath, contribution rate 5%, obtained 5000 points.
Tornado, contribution 5%, gets 5000 points.
Aqua, contribution rate 5%, earned 5,000 points.
Lin Daiyu, contribution degree 5%, earned 5000 points.
After the system prompt sound appeared, of course some people were happy while others were sad.
Wu Zetian couldn’t help but show obvious pride on her face.
Looking around at the people around her, Wu Zetian felt a bit proud.
Goddesses from various worlds, so what?
After all, I was the one who got the upper hand!
As expected, as the Empress of the Tang Dynasty, I am superior to these so-called goddesses!
Hancock looked very surprised.
As a rescued slave, I can actually get 10% of the contribution value?
But Chen Xuan felt that this was actually normal.
After all, it was in the process of gathering slaves and guiding them to leave.
Hancock also played a significant role.
In the later period, Yakumo Yukari brought back dozens of slaves, so it was normal for her to get 10% contribution.
But people like Esdeath, Tornado, and Aqua.
He clearly possesses considerable strength, but he only managed a 5% contribution value. What’s going on?
You know, this is already a guaranteed consolation prize!
During the mission just now, were you just busy fighting?
Or are you just shopping?
Could it be that during the fight, they accidentally affected others and killed some slaves?
Otherwise, there is no reason for the rating to be so low.
They are on the same level as the delicate and frail Lin Daiyu.
Chen Xuan has no intention of paying attention to this question now!
What he cares about—
Why am I not included in the task evaluation?
Are people who are too handsome not eligible to receive mission rewards?
“Ding! The group owner is the owner of the chat group and will naturally not participate in the task evaluation!”
The system voice sounded and explained.
Although this answer seemed reasonable, Chen Xuan was not convinced. “Stop it! Then all my hard work today would be in vain. And how would I earn points if this were the case?”
Chapter 22: A surprise attack (old version)
“Warm reminder, the host can obtain the sum of the points earned by others!”
Fortunately, the system has no emotions, so it can continue to explain to Chen Xuan mechanically.
Otherwise, he would have been angered to death by Chen Xuan.
Hasn’t this issue been explained before?
Chen Xuan was stunned for a moment, then quickly opened his status bar.
——————
Host: Chen Xuan
Identity: Group owner
Points: 100683
Abilities: Fantasy Breaker, Saiyan physique, electromagnetic manipulation
Comprehensive evaluation: Destroy the country
Sure enough, Chen Xuan’s points balance has reached more than six digits.
100,000 were added out of thin air.
As for the remaining change, Chen Xuan automatically obtained it when the group members signed in before.
“My combat power is at the level of destroying a nation?”
Logically speaking, even if I go all out now, I can only destroy a few cities at most, and then I will be exhausted.
After all, its output relies almost entirely on electromagnetic control.
Imagine Breaker can only be used against strong opponents.
Not to mention the Saiyan’s physique, it’s purely for taking beatings.
It should be far from the level of destroying a country, right?
However, Chen Xuan quickly realized that his thinking was wrong.
After staying in Longguo for a long time, I always thought that a country should be so powerful and huge.
But in fact, even Neon and South Korea, which are regarded as tiny countries by the Dragon people.
In fact, looking at the entire world, it can be considered a huge country.
There are many countries in this world that are truly pitifully small.
This is even more true in the world of pirates.
Maybe a country can be established on a small island.
From this perspective, there is nothing wrong with being evaluated as a country-destroying level.
“Group leader!” Scathach had walked up to Chen Xuan without him noticing. “After the mission is completed, how long can we stay in this world?”
Chen Xuan finally came to his senses. He first asked the system for information before replying, “After completing the mission, you can stay for an hour! Of course, you can also choose to pay points to continue staying in this world!”
“Hey, how many points does that require?”
“I’ve never seen a different world like this before. I wonder if I can develop some followers here!”
Aqua came skipping over and asked curiously.
Chen Xuan replied: “For every hour you stay, you need to pay 100 points!”
“This is too expensive, you are robbing me!”
Yakumo Yukari said immediately in annoyance.
The points he gained from this mission were only 10,000.
In other words, I can only stay in this world for 100 hours?
That’s just over 4 days!
Chen Xuan shrugged. “Don’t worry! The daily fee is capped at 1,000 points. This is more than half off!”
Isn’t that still quite expensive?
Everyone was speechless.
Yakumo Yukari curled her lips and said, “So should we praise you for your business acumen, or should we thank the group leader for his kindness?”
“Both are fine, the two don’t conflict!”
Chen Xuan said with a smile.
Then, Chen Xuan curiously asked Scathach, “Do you want to stay for a while? What’s the matter?”
“It’s just that I met a nasty girl before, but I was busy with a mission and didn’t have time to pay attention to her!”
“Now I kind of want to go back and kill it!”
Scathach did not hide her murderous intent at all, and scared Lin Daiyu so much that her face turned pale.
“Who is it?!”
Chen Xuan became even more curious.
Scathach tilted her head and thought for a moment, “I don’t know him! But I seem to have seen a few strange-looking guys calling that person Lord Im.”
“Im?”
Chen Xuan was startled.
He is currently the person with the highest status among the Celestial Dragons.
Even the Five Elders, who are the supreme commanders of the World Government, can only kneel down before him.
According to readers’ speculation, what it represents is very likely the true combat power of the Celestial Dragons.
This is the secret of why the Celestial Dragons have been able to stand firm for so many years and continue to rule the world.
“If you want to go, go ahead. I’ll go with you! At worst, we can come back and surprise you!”
Surprised, Chen Xuan said without hesitation.
Although if Im really died, the entire pirate world would definitely be in chaos.
The Celestial Dragons and the World Government might go completely crazy and frantically cleanse the entire world.
But what does that have to do with me?
Anyway, this is a backward and corrupt world, and there is no construction without destruction.
Even if things get chaotic, there might still be a chance for change!
not to mention……
Of course, making Scathach happy is more important!
“I won’t go! As the emperor of the empire, I can’t disappear for too long!”
“I’ll take my leave now!”
But Wu Zetian spoke first.
Later, the same thing happened to Tornado and Esdeath.
After all, they all hold important positions and are not leisurely people.
Although Aqua was reluctant to leave, she did not stop.
However, Yakumo Yukari and Lin Daiyu did not leave, but they did not follow Chen Xuan and Scathach.
Instead, they gathered together, not knowing what they were talking about.
Finally, Chen Xuan and Scathach, along with Hancock, a native of this world, went straight back to fight.
Chapter 23 Because You Are Too Ugly (3rd Update) (Old Version)
“Waste, a bunch of waste!”
In the luxurious palace, the man sitting high on the throne looked furious.
And below.
As the supreme commanders of the World Government, the Five Elders, the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, Sora, the Admiral of the Navy, Sengoku, etc., just a stomp of their feet is enough to make the entire pirate world tremble.
But he was as angry as a scolded primary school student, not daring to say a word.
The angry person is Yim.
The supreme leader of the Celestial Dragons, the person who truly controls the power of the World Government.
At this moment, Yim’s anger was not pretended.
But he has really fallen into the brink of going berserk.
The holy land of Mary Geoise was inexplicably attacked, and almost half of the holy land was destroyed.
In addition, the garrison suffered heavy losses and almost completely lost its combat effectiveness.
But those lowly slaves took advantage of this opportunity and ran away.
But more importantly, even the Celestial Dragons were killed.
According to current statistics, at least hundreds of Celestial Dragons were killed in this attack.
This is what really made Yimu so angry that he almost fainted.
The death of so many Celestial Dragons would inevitably bring tremendous political pressure to himself.
It’s even possible that one’s position is about to become unstable.
“How dare you, a bunch of losers, show up in front of me? You might as well just die!”
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and Yim couldn’t help but curse again.
But Admiral Zhan Guo couldn’t help it.
Yim was a strange concept to him.
To put it bluntly but realistically, as the Marshal of the Sengoku Navy, he was not even qualified to contact Im in the past.
The Five Elders won’t even appear when it’s not necessary.
All orders were given by the commander-in-chief of the three armies.
“Lord Yimu, I know the Holy Land suffered heavy losses this time!”
“But our navy also provided support immediately, even losing a newly appointed admiral!”
Zhan Guo clenched his fists and retorted.
Um!
Although Akainu is just crazy.
He had clearly run away, but he went back to die, and even angered the enemy.
In the end, he ended up being beaten to death.
When Sengoku heard this from Kizaru and some of Akainu’s subordinates who had managed to escape, he felt completely speechless.
“So, did your navy achieve any results? Did you manage to save even a single one of those attackers?”
But before Im could speak, one of the Five Elders spoke with disdain.
These words left Zhan Guo speechless.
Although their navy also suffered heavy losses, they failed to achieve any results.
Another of the Five Elders said sinisterly, “Zhan Guo, do you think that being a Marine Admiral gives you the right to act so arrogantly? How dare you speak to the great Lord Im like that?”
“That’s enough, shut up!”
“You’re all trash, stop shirking responsibility!”
Yimu cursed again.
Whether it was the Five Elders or the Navy Admiral, they were all frightened to death at this moment.
But at this moment, footsteps suddenly came from outside the door.
The expressions of everyone in the palace suddenly became a little strange.
How could someone show up at a time like this?
“Oh, that’s great! They’re all here! That saves us a lot of trouble!”
The door was pushed open and two figures strode in.
But after seeing these two people, the faces of everyone in the palace suddenly changed and became extremely gloomy.
This is the attacker from before!
“You haven’t left yet?”
There was a hint of surprise in Yim’s eyes.
Chen Xuan shrugged, “I was originally planning to leave, but considering that you are so ugly and detrimental to the city’s appearance, I decided to come over and clean you out first!”
“Talking nonsense is not a good habit! Who are you guys?”
Zhan Guo decisively stopped in front of everyone and asked questioningly.
But Yimu said coldly: “Foolish fellow, stop talking nonsense and kill them immediately!”
“yes!”
The commander-in-chief of the three armies, Gang Gukong, who had been silent for a long time, became murderous after receiving the order.
As a former naval marshal, he hasn’t fought for many years.
But Kong Ganggu undoubtedly possesses the combat power of a general.
“Let me stop them, you go do what you want to do!”
Chen Xuan turned and said to Scathach.
The main reason is that I’m afraid that once Scathach takes action, I’ll be unable to control myself.
The Five Elders are not good people and they deserve to die.
But the navy is an important force on the sea.
Pirates are not good people either, they need the navy to check and balance them!
It was already troublesome enough that I accidentally killed Akainu before.
If even the Admiral died here, it would be difficult to deal with.
“I see. That’s quite thoughtful of you, my group leader!”
Scathach covered her mouth and chuckled, then rushed forward quickly.
“stop!”
Seeing that Scathach’s target was Im, the Five Elders became furious.
And the aura they displayed at this moment was not inferior to any naval admiral!
In other words, all the Five Elder Stars possess the combat power of a general.
Perhaps this is also one of the reasons why the World Government is confident when facing the navy.
pity!
When facing Chen Xuan, these are useless.
Chapter 24: The Five Elders, Im, are annihilated (old version)
“Get out of the way!”
Seeing the barrier in front of them, Scathach rushed towards Im.
The Five Elders were all a little anxious.
Armament Haki, sword skills, devil fruits, and even Conqueror Haki.
Various types of attacks fell towards Chen Xuan.
But to their surprise, Chen Xuan didn’t seem to have any intention of blocking or dodging.
Instead, he only extended his left hand.
Although they were a little confused, it did not prevent the Five Elders from showing a grim smile on their faces.
As long as Chen Xuan is killed, at least there will be an explanation for what happened today.
There is no need to worry about those Celestial Dragon families causing trouble.
All the attacks disappeared quickly after touching Chen Xuan’s palm, just like melting ice and snow.
“How is that possible?!”
“Even if it’s a devil fruit ability, it’s still a bit ridiculously strong!”
“Where on earth did this monster come from?”
At this moment, the Five Elder Stars who had ruled the world for many years seemed to be strangled by someone.
I even felt like I couldn’t breathe.
Even the Rocks Pirates that once dominated the world, and the Pirate King Roger who was once at the peak of his power.
It had never brought them such a shock.
“No matter how many times I’ve seen it, it still feels incredible!”
“but!”
“I am not a weakling either!”
Scathach sighed softly, and her eyes became more determined.
Yim has stood up from the throne, ready to fight the powerful enemy.
But Scathach suddenly stopped and threw the spear in her hand.
The gun that pierces through death!
This Noble Phantasm has accompanied Scathach in battles for many years, and it is unknown how much blood of gods or alien creatures it has been stained with.
It has the characteristic that once thrown, it will definitely hit the enemy’s heart.
Swish!
After a flash of light, Im, who had been calm and composed, had an expression that changed instantly.
Yim looked at the spear that pierced his chest stupidly, his eyes full of disbelief.
Such an attack, even making it impossible for him to react?
This script is wrong!
I still have a lot of cards up my sleeve that I haven’t revealed yet.
I can even activate legendary ancient weapons!
As long as I play all my trump cards, killing the admirals and four emperors in seconds will be as easy as eating and drinking water.
So I should have revealed my cards at the critical moment and looked at the despair on the faces of these attackers.
Why was he killed instantly?
This gives me a chance to show my trump card!
He just came up and killed me. Do you have any respect for the rules?
Scathach’s face was also filled with surprise. “I didn’t expect that you still have a faint trace of divinity left in you?”
Scathach has killed many gods, and her weapons are also stained with a lot of divine blood.
Over the long years, it has already possessed the characteristics of God.
Under certain circumstances, this spear can be considered a weapon against gods.
The weak divinity in Im caused him to be suppressed even more and suffer greater damage.
When Chen Xuan heard Scathach’s sigh, he raised his eyebrows in surprise.
Divinity?
Are the Celestial Dragons not kidding when they claim to be descendants of God all the time?
“Lord Im!”
“Damn it!”
At this time, the Five Elders finally reacted.
Yim’s miserable condition gave them courage and temporarily dispelled their fear of Chen Xuan.
A group of people launched another powerful attack, sweeping towards Chen Xuan.
Chen Xuan shook his head. “Everyone will die one day, but some people need a little help!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Xuan disappeared.
With the ability of electromagnetic control, Chen Xuan can move quickly.
Anyway, with the Saiyan’s physique as a foundation, there is no need to worry about getting yourself disabled.
clang!
The Five Elders, holding their famous swords, were attacked by Chen Xuan.
However, the famous sword in his hand, which was enough to make countless sword masters jealous, seemed to have touched something terrible.
It suddenly fell apart and broke into countless pieces.
“Tsk, are weapons infected with Armament Haki also considered supernatural items?”
Chen Xuan curled his lips, then slapped the head of this Five Elders star to pieces.
I don’t know why, but even though it was his first time doing this, Chen Xuan adapted very quickly.
I felt a little disgusted when I killed Akainu.
This is also the reason why Chen Xuan chose to leave the scene immediately.
But now Chen Xuan has become much calmer.
Chen Xuan’s figure kept flashing.
Relying on the power of Imagine Breaker, the Five Elders couldn’t even launch any decent counterattack.
In the blink of an eye, it turned into a pile of corpses.
“Do you want to continue?”
Scathach had already walked back with a spear, and seemed eager to try.
“Can I…refuse?”
Navy Marshal Sengoku and Commander-in-Chief Kong were both a little dumbfounded.
They were just stunned for a moment, and the Five Elders and Im were already dead?
This shouldn’t be a hot-blooded anime, but a horror movie, right?
To be more precise, even horror movies wouldn’t dare to shoot like this!
The speed of receiving the lunch box is extremely fast.
What the hell is this?
It’s better to just wait for death.
“Of course!”
But Chen Xuan nodded.
This sentence undoubtedly made Zhan Guo and Gang Gu Kong feel a little confused.
But Chen Xuan spoke slowly and seriously, “We are very civilized, polite, and peace-loving people. Since you don’t want to fight, how could we take the initiative to destroy the peace?”
“What about them?”
Even though he knew that his actions were a bit suicidal, Ganggukong, with the veins on his face twitching, couldn’t help but point at the corpse on the ground.
Chen Xuan said without hesitation: “They spit everywhere, seriously damaging the environment! But don’t worry, I have already made sure they get the punishment they deserve!”
Chapter 25 Returns, Try the Happy Prize Pool (Five Updates) (Old Version)
After Chen Xuan finished speaking, the surroundings fell into deathly silence.
Zhan Guo’s gaze kept moving back and forth between Chen Xuan and the corpses of the Five Elders on the ground, his face full of hesitation to speak.
It is said that the dead are greatest.
But they are already dead, why do you still want to put this kind of accusation on them?
When did the Five Elders start spitting everywhere?
Although he is definitely not a good person, he wouldn’t do such a tasteless thing!
Aren’t you afraid that they will come back to life and complain about their injustice?
And even if they really spit on the ground, is it necessary for you to come to their door and beat them to death?
Believe it or not, once this reason gets out.
Now, no one in the entire pirate world dares to spit anywhere!
“Yawn…but we finally got it done, let’s go!”
Chen Xuan stretched and waved towards the distance.
Hancock immediately ran over with excitement on her face, and her eyes seemed to be shining as she looked at Chen Xuan.
Not only did he kill a bunch of Celestial Dragons, but he also killed their leaders, the Five Elders, and Im.
He is truly worthy of being the husband I have chosen!
Unfortunately, the competition is too fierce.
There are not just one or two goddesses surrounding each other.
This made Hancock feel that the road ahead was long and difficult.
“Wait, are you just leaving like this?”
Seeing that Chen Xuan seemed to be planning to leave, Gang Gukong couldn’t help it.
Chen Xuan said: “What else, are you planning to treat us to a meal?”
Gang Gukong’s face darkened.
If I could beat you, I would have turned against you long ago. How could I treat you to a meal?!
Zhan Guo frowned and said, “Do you know what kind of passiveness will be brought to this world if the Five Elders and Yimu are killed?”
“I don’t know!” Chen Xuan didn’t even bother to turn his head. “Even if I knew, what does it have to do with me? It’s just a decaying world. Without destruction, there will be no construction. Maybe it can bring about some good changes!”
Speaking of which!
Chen Xuan only anticipated a little bit the changes that Luffy, the son of destiny in this world, would bring about in more than ten years.
Chen Xuan’s answer undoubtedly left the two old men, Gang Gukong and Zhan Guo, speechless for a long time.
But they didn’t dare to do anything more and could only watch Chen Xuan and others leave in a swagger.
When Chen Xuan returned to the port, Yakumo Yukari and Lin Daiyu were gone.
I don’t know whether he has chosen to return or run away to somewhere else.
Scathach also chose to say goodbye.
Although compared to the boring Shadow Kingdom, it is definitely more interesting to adventure in a new and strange world.
But the cost of staying here is a bit expensive.
Scathach also planned to see what interesting things there were in the system mall.
Points cannot be wasted casually.
So, only Chen Xuan sent the three Hancock sisters back to the Kingdom of Women.
Anyway, as the group leader, Chen Xuan doesn’t need to be charged no matter how long he stays.
Hancock was naturally very happy about this matter.
He simply ignored his two younger sisters and launched attacks against Chen Xuan again and again.
Unfortunately, Chen Xuan was unable to overcome his psychological barriers and switch to become a great chemist.
So it ended up in nothing.
After sending people to Daughter Island, Chen Xuan immediately chose to run away and return to his own world.
“So to sum it up!”
“This time, the harvest is probably only about 100,000 points?”
“Well, if it counts as a boost in courage…”
“What a mistake! The Holy Land of Mary Joa is supposed to be rich enough to rival a nation. Why didn’t they think of exploring other places, making some ill-gotten gains, and robbing the rich to help the poor?”
“At least you should find a few devil fruits! Even if you don’t eat them yourself, you can keep them for collection!”
Chen Xuan made the above summary of this operation.
Overall, I’m quite satisfied.
However, there are still many flaws in this process.
“Then next, let’s try out my group leader privileges!”
Chen Xuan rubbed his hands vigorously, then opened the happy prize pool.
If you redeem directly from the system mall, it will be clearer and you won’t have to waste points.
But it’s also expensive!
As the saying goes, if you try hard, a bicycle can turn into a motorcycle.
Although I was a non-African before.
But now that the system chat group has come out, are I not allowed to leave Africa and join Europe?
“God bless you!”
“I’m willing to sacrifice the lives of those big guys in the author group who pretend to be newbies all day long, in exchange for me getting the good stuff!”
After bathing and burning incense, Chen Xuan prayed seriously.
Then, with a nervous mood, he pressed the button that looked like a slot machine.
Swish, swish, swish!
After a series of jumps that Chen Xuan couldn’t understand at all, several vibrating eggs fell directly from the exit of the slot machine and landed in reality.
“What the hell is this?”
Chen Xuan was confused.
The system’s voice sounded, “Please open the capsule toy. Inside is the item you have drawn!”
“Then you really are like an old sow wearing bras, one after another!”
Chen Xuan made a casual complaint.
If there is something, why not just display it directly? Why go through all this trouble?
But I have to say that Chen Xuan is inevitably feeling a little nervous right now.
After all, he spent a lot of money and directly spent 10,000 points!
I don’t know what good things there can be.
Chapter 26: All Points Spent (Update 1) (Old Version)
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Golden Kela]*1.”
Looking at the golden-wrapped object in his hand, Chen Xuan was a little speechless.
What is this?
After use, the development time of any ordinary crop can be shortened to within 10 hours.
That’s really awesome…bullshit!
Does this make any sense to me?
I can’t possibly change my job to become a farmer now.
What’s more, if you really want to be a farmer, a bag of golden kela is not enough.
“Agriculture in Heizhou is underdeveloped, and we need Jinkela!”
“Sister, look at the latest high-tech, Jin Ke La…”
The magical lines that popped up in his mind made Chen Xuan couldn’t help but shake his head vigorously.
It’s over!
I feel like I’m being brainwashed.
“So I didn’t fail to sneak across, did I?”
Looking at the remaining two capsules, Chen Xuan became more hesitant.
I invested a huge amount of money, a full 10,000 points!
If the remaining two capsules also usually contain this kind of garbage.
I guess I’ll be so angry that I’ll vomit blood.
Wouldn’t it be nice to use 10,000 points to enhance Imagine Breaker’s abilities?
With a nervous mood, Chen Xuan finally opened the two capsule toys one after another in one go.
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Jigong Pills]*10.”
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Tongtian Lu]*1.”
When the system prompt sound came to his ears, Chen Xuan finally slowly opened his eyes and breathed a sigh of relief.
Tongtian Talisman?
It seems that I succeeded in smuggling!
This is one of the Eight Great Skills!
It is possible to draw talismans in mid-air without the need for traditional materials such as brushes and cinnabar, nor does it require complicated procedures such as opening an altar and casting spells.
Even talismans created out of thin air can be fused to further enhance their power.
Whether it is power or pretentiousness, it is top-notch!
As for Jigong Pills…
“If I remember correctly…isn’t this something that Jigong rubbed out from the dirt on his body?”
Thinking of this, Chen Xuan almost subconsciously took several steps back and moved away from this thing.
Although the medicine may be effective, Chen Xuan still feels a little nauseous.
Of course, you can also give it to others.
Just thinking about carrying this thing with him made Chen Xuan feel uncomfortable.
“The chat group doesn’t even have a recycling function…” Chen Xuan complained casually, but suddenly paused, “It seems like there really is one!”
Avenue oven function!
According to the system’s instructions, this thing can take anything thrown into it and consume points to synthesize new things.
It’s perfect for recycling such useless things!
However, when recycling, not only will you not receive any points, but you will have to pay a certain amount of points.
And what you will get in the end depends entirely on luck.
Thinking of this, Chen Xuan hurriedly opened the Avenue Furnace.
A picture like a galaxy map suddenly unfolded slowly in front of Chen Xuan.
The nebula is flowing slowly, and countless laws of Tao are also circulating in it.
Everything seems within reach, yet so far away.
“This special effect… the cost is exorbitant!”
Chen Xuan was also inevitably shocked.
Compared to the Happy Prize Pool, the slot machine is simply child’s play.
The interface of this Avenue Furnace is simply awesome.
The difference between two fingers is as far as the distance between heaven and earth.
After coming to his senses, Chen Xuan quickly threw the Jinkela and Jigong Pills into the Dao Furnace.
Take another look at the points required for melting.
Well, it’s just a thousand.
It seems that they are not good things after all!
“start up!”
As Chen Xuan confirmed it, the speed of the nebula’s movement suddenly accelerated.
Chen Xuan only felt a flash before his eyes, and the new item appeared.
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Jin Ke La Flavored Ji Gong Pill]*1.”
Chen Xuan: ???
This synthesis is too random!
This kind of thing…
Is it poison in the shit, or is it shit in the poison?
However, judging from the description, the effect of this thing seems to have been greatly enhanced.
The living dead and the bones are no problem at all.
Even if the person has just died, he or she may be able to be revived.
“Forget it, let’s keep it for now!”
Although he felt a little disgusted, in the spirit of not wasting, Chen Xuan finally kept this thing as poison.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Xuan looked at the 90,000 points he had left and decisively opened the system mall.
First, I opened a portable dimensional space to facilitate the storage of items.
Then he spent more than 10,000 points to purchase the [Maoshan Talisman Collection] and the [Longhushan Talisman Collection].
no way!
Tongtian Lu is actually just a way of drawing talismans and does not carry any knowledge about talismans.
If Chen Xuan wants to be able to use this skill flexibly, he must know how to draw the talisman.
So Chen Xuan had no choice but to make such a huge investment.
In this way, the 100,000 points he got this time were basically squandered.
But overall, Chen Xuan was quite satisfied with the results.
“I haven’t checked the chat group in a long time!”
“I don’t know what they talked about during the time I was away.”
After taking a shower and lying lazily on the bed, Chen Xuan opened the goddess chat group with anticipation.
ps: Thanks to [︶ㄣ、] for the monthly ticket.
Thanks to [Qiong Mei Sai Gao…] for the monthly ticket.
Chapter 27 What on earth did you do to others? (Old version)
Hancock: “How boring! Have you all returned to your own worlds?”
Scathach: “Of course, I’ve even spent all the points I got.”
Tornado: “So soon? I don’t even know what to buy!”
Esdeath: “Me too, I don’t have time to study.”
Scathach: “I directly bought a lot of cultivation secrets from other worlds, and I plan to study them carefully. Maybe I can learn by analogy.”
Yakumo Yukari: “There are too many things in the mall, I can’t even choose.”
Chen Xuan: “I don’t know what to buy – X, I don’t have enough points to buy anything – √”
Aqua: “???”
Esdeath: “I have no grudge against you, why are you poking at my scars?”
Yakumo Yukari: “I knew that when this group leader showed up, nothing good would happen. His words are so hurtful!”
Chen Xuan: “There’s nothing I can do about it. What I said is just the truth!”
Hancock: “Alas, I didn’t gain much! But after returning to the Kingdom of Women, I don’t know if the emperor has lost his mind, but he actually wants me to inherit the throne?”
Aqua: “There’s such a good thing? I’m so jealous!”
Chen Xuan: “Interesting, it seems that there will be another empress in our chat group.”
Wu Zetian: “If you don’t understand something, you can come to me and I can teach you.”
Hancock: “Thank you for your kind words! But it won’t be that fast, since the old woman is still alive and well.”
Tornado: “Tsk! He’s just the emperor of a small island country, what’s there to say? You’re the empress, and I’m the goddess!”
Hancock: “Haha, a goddess whose height is not even as high as a 12-year-old like me?”
Tornado: “Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You’re the only one talking too much.”
Yakumo Yukari: “If you keep talking like this, Tornado’s heart will be pierced to pieces by you.”
Squeak!
Tornado’s teeth were almost bitten to pieces.
His super powers were also somewhat out of control.
The surrounding furniture had begun to float into the air and was twisted and deformed under the weight.
“A large group of you have united to persecute me. What kind of ability is that?”
Tornado said in the chat group feeling aggrieved and angry.
But Chen Xuan coughed lightly and said, “Well, how could they persecute you? Isn’t what they said the truth?!”
Bang!
All the furniture around fell to the ground.
Tornado’s eyes were lifeless and he looked completely distraught.
fact?
Well, it is indeed true!
It hurts, my friend!
Tornado has completely fallen into autism.
Esdeath: “Why aren’t you talking? Did something happen?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Are you so easily amused?”
Wu Zetian: “Having Hancock and Tornado in the chat group is quite interesting.”
Hancock: “Huh, I’ll be a grown-up in a few years, but some people will probably stay that way their whole lives!”
Chen Xuan: “Alright, I’m already sad enough, so stop making trouble for no reason. There’s no grudge between us.”
“She was the one who provoked me first!”
Hancock muttered reluctantly.
But then, Hancock said in the chat group without hesitation: “Got it! Brother group leader, I will definitely not say anything about her figure again in the future.”
This made Chen Xuan feel a little emotional.
Women are indeed born actors.
This is also true for the loli version of Hancock.
He no longer has the arrogance of the adult version, but seems to have more clever ideas.
At this time, Yakumo Yukari suddenly said: “@Lin Daiyu, how do you feel now?”
Lin Daiyu: “I don’t feel anything unusual, but I seem to have a lot more strength.”
But when he saw this, Chen Xuan was stunned.
Ever since Lin Daiyu and Yakumo Yukari had been hanging out together, Chen Xuan felt something was wrong.
Now it’s even stranger.
What on earth did these two people do?
“@Yakumo Yukari, what did you do to Lin Daiyu?”
Chen Xuan couldn’t help but ask.
Yakumo Yukari: “Don’t be so nervous, okay? Would I do anything bad to her again?”
Chen Xuan: “That’s hard to say. Don’t forget that you are a monster! The setting of Gensokyo may include the rule that monsters that don’t attack humans cannot be defined as monsters!”
Chen Xuan also knew that these settings were just for reference.
Isn’t eating books a basic operation?
Anyway, in the current works, Yakumo Yukari has never attacked humans.
Although their attitude towards humans is very indifferent.
But in Gensokyo, the friendship level is already considered above average.
Yakumo Yukari was also angry, “Can you please stop judging others by your own standards? I just saw that Lin Daiyu’s physical fitness was too poor, so I found a devil fruit to supplement her!”
Chen Xuan’s expression suddenly became strange.
My physical fitness is too poor – should I find a devil fruit to supplement it?
Your logic doesn’t make sense!
Replenish your body by eating devil fruits?
“Where did you get your devil fruit?”
Chen Xuan asked even more puzzled.
Chapter 28 Have you eaten that thing? (Three more chapters) (Old version)
“Of course I found it in that holy place!”
“You know what? This place is incredibly rich! Those devil fruits they call treasures, as well as other magical weapons, gold, silver, and treasures, are simply plentiful!”
Yakumo Yukari said this in a matter-of-fact tone.
Chen Xuan was so surprised that his eyes widened.
I seem to have finally figured out where Yakumo Yukari and Lin Daiyu went during the mission.
It turned out that these two people did not look for the hostages at all, nor did they try to stop the strong men from the holy land and the navy.
I’m afraid he used his spatial ability to turn the entire holy land of Mary Geoise upside down.
Even the other person’s treasure trove was found.
No wonder when she came back in the end, Yakumo Yukari was able to bring with her dozens of slaves scattered throughout the holy land.
After all, Yakumo Yukari searched the entire holy land of Mary Geoise and captured these people as well!
This also successfully secured a 10% contribution value.
Hancock: “Devil Fruit? That’s a very precious thing!”
Thinking of this, Hancock’s face turned a little ugly.
After being captured and made a slave, he was also force-fed a devil fruit.
The reason is that it can be used for performances to entertain the celestial dragons.
It’s just that now those celestial dragons have all died before they have the chance to torture themselves.
Scathach: “It seems to be a specialty of your world, it’s really interesting! When I killed that Im last time, the other party seemed to have some powerful fruit ability, but I didn’t give it a chance to display it. I took the initiative and killed it!”
Wu Zetian: “That’s the right move! Let the enemy take their cards with them to their graves.”
Aqua: “Wow, what does that devil fruit look like?”
Chen Xuan: “It’s probably just like any other fruit! It just has some strange patterns on it, which actually makes it look quite weird.”
Aqua: “Hey, hey, how does it taste? Is it delicious?”
Do devil fruits taste good?
This question made Chen Xuan’s expression become strange.
Yakumo Yukari couldn’t help laughing and said hurriedly, “@Lin Daiyu, come on, quickly introduce the taste of the devil fruit to that little idiot Akuya.”
Aqua: “Who’s the idiot? Explain it to me!”
Aqua’s face flushed red with anger.
But Yakumo Yukari said nonchalantly: “Whoever answers is a moron!”
Aqua was so angry that she could only grind her teeth.
Chen Xuan smiled helplessly, “Alright, @Lin Daiyu, let’s get down to business!”
Business…
Are you referring to the taste of a devil fruit?
Lin Daiyu’s expression became extremely strange, even a little distorted.
After all, there is no need to introduce the taste of devil fruits, they are extremely unpalatable.
“It tastes terrible, very terrible, it feels like… eating shit!”
I don’t know if she was taught badly by Yakumo Yukari, but the classical beauty Lin Daiyu actually used such swear words.
But after saying this, Lin Daiyu felt her heart pounding, and she was also vaguely excited.
This feeling of rebellion is really exciting.
This is something Lin Daiyu, who has been following the rules for so many years, has never experienced before.
Like eating shit?
After hearing Lin Daiyu’s words, the expressions of the goddesses became quite strange.
How should I say this?
It’s a bit gross, but also seems very appropriate.
At least everyone can understand instantly how disgusting the devil fruit is.
Aqua, in particular, turned pale with fright in an instant.
I was just thinking of asking someone for a devil fruit to try it and broaden my horizons.
Fortunately, I didn’t speak up.
Otherwise, it would be difficult to get off the tiger and become a laughing stock!
I definitely don’t want to eat this kind of thing!
But at this moment, Chen Xuan suddenly said, “Why do you know that this feels like eating that thing? Have you ever eaten it?”
As soon as the words fell, the whole place fell silent.
Lin Daiyu stared at the chat group interface intently, unable to utter a single word.
This, this, this…
How should I explain it?
But I’m sure I’ve never eaten it!
That was just an exaggeration.
Yakumo Yukari: “You’re a bit disgusting. How dare you ask such a question?”
Tornado: “Indeed.”
Hancock: “Don’t worry, Brother Group Leader. Even if you really are a pervert, I will still support you as always.”
Wu Zetian: “Don’t say such filthy words in front of me!”
Esdeath: “It has tainted my eyes.”
Chen Xuan: “You can’t blame me for this, it was Lin Daiyu who said it first!”
Lin Daiyu really wanted to refute a few words.
But considering Chen Xuan’s identity as the group leader, he could only choose to keep silent.
Chen Xuan said helplessly, “Alright, let’s skip this part! So even though it tastes so disgusting, you can still eat it? @林黛玉.”
This time, Lin Daiyu hasn’t answered yet.
Yakumo Yukari, however, spoke first, “Of course she couldn’t eat it. She wanted to spit it out after taking the first bite. She’s truly a spoiled young lady. No wonder she’s so weak!”
“In the end, I held his head down and forced him to eat the entire devil fruit!”
Chapter 29 I don’t know whether I should say something or not (old version)
After seeing Yakumo Yukari’s description, Chen Xuan was speechless.
She is truly worthy of being called Purple Mom.
There is nothing wrong with this style of painting.
Scathach: “Hold the head and force feed it?”
Esdeath: “Stop talking, I have a visual!”
Tornado: “Tsk, you can do such a thing to a delicate girl like me, how despicable!”
Yakumo Yukari: “So what if I’m a delicate girl? I’m a woman too! And as the saying goes, bitter medicine tastes good, and only those who endure the most bitter things can become the best!”
Aqua: “It’s kind of scary just thinking about it—something so disgusting.”
Hancock: “Um…but there’s something I don’t know whether I should say or not.”
Lin Daiyu: “?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Just say whatever you want to say. Why are you being so shy?”
Chen Xuan: “Oh, yes, I understand what you mean! This child is indeed very pitiful.”
Lin Daiyu: “???”
If I understand correctly, this child is referring to me, right?
So what are you talking about?
Why am I panicking now?
Scathach: “Speak quickly, don’t play dumb.”
Esdeath: “If you delay any longer, it won’t be cute!”
Hancock: “Humph, I don’t need any cuteness!”
Chen Xuan: “Forget it, let me tell you! It’s not a big deal, it’s just… things like devil fruits, you only need to take a bite, you don’t have to eat the whole thing!”
!!!
When Lin Daiyu saw Chen Xuan’s words, she suddenly felt a little unwell.
Just one bite?
Then why did I eat the whole thing?
If Yakumo Yukari hadn’t held me down tightly and forced it in, I would have vomited all over the floor on the spot.
Although he lost his mother at a young age, he was later arranged to be fostered in the Jia family.
But no matter what, Lin Daiyu lived a life of luxury.
Have you ever eaten something so disgusting?
Ordinary civilians probably couldn’t stand this thing, let alone a spoiled rich lady like Lin Daiyu.
I could have comforted myself with excuses like “this is a necessary sacrifice.”
And now you tell me that all this is unnecessary?
“Master, are you serious?”
Lin Daiyu asked with tears in her eyes.
Chen Xuan: “Of course I’m serious! Apart from you, I guess no one has ever tried to eat the entire devil fruit, right?”
Hancock: “Perhaps except for those slaves who were tortured for fun? Haha! Appreciating the slaves’ painful expressions is also a pleasure for those Celestial Dragons!”
Aqua: “Uh…my condolences!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Idiot, you can’t use these two words at a time like this!”
Tornado: “Hahahaha… I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it!”
Chen Xuan: “We are all professionally trained and generally don’t laugh unless we can’t help it!”
Esdeath: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to laugh in the first place, it was just them who started it!”
Lin Daiyu suddenly felt that the depression that had just been cured had broken out again.
Lin Daiyu: “Sister Zi, why did you force the entire devil fruit into me at that time?”
Yakumo Yukari: “No one told me to just take a bite. I’m just trying to be safe!”
Chen Xuan: “That’s because you didn’t ask!”
Yakumo Yukari: “So you have a problem with me? I was kind enough to help someone find a devil fruit, but what about you? You’re all just thinking about yourselves!”
This statement left no one else able to refute it.
Chen Xuan couldn’t help but sigh, “I’m actually quite surprised. How could you be so kind to Lin Daiyu?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Yeah, I just think that having such a delicate girl in our chat group really lowers our standards!”
Chen Xuan: “So you now also approve of this chat group?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Shut up!”
Tornado: “What a ridiculous excuse! I didn’t expect this old woman to be such a tsundere.”
Esdeath: “Ah, honest people are more interesting!”
Chen Xuan: “But Yakumo Yukari is surprisingly cute when she’s being tsundere, isn’t she?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Shut up, you tsundere! Don’t show off every time you learn a new word! I was just experimenting with Lin Daiyu to see what happens to people from other worlds after they eat a devil fruit.”
Chen Xuan: “Whether you believe it or not, I don’t believe it anyway. In fact, you just fell in love with Lin Daiyu!”
Aqua: “Whether you believe it or not, I don’t believe it. In fact, you just have a crush on Lin Daiyu!”
Scathach: “Whether you believe it or not, I don’t believe it. In fact, you are… Hey, wait, aren’t these two women?”
Chen Xuan: “So what if they’re all women? Can’t people of the same sex fall in love? To tell you the truth, Yakumo Yukari has a huge harem in her own world, including Saigyouji Yuuko, Hakurei Reimu, Yagi Eirin… there are countless couples!”
“This is enough to prove that Yakumo Yukari probably only likes girls with sweet scents!”
Yakumo Yukari felt a slight toothache, “Then you really do know me well enough!”
Chapter 30 Lin Daiyu Uproots the Weeping Willow ( Old Version)
I sneaked into the Wanjie chat group: Chapter 30 Lin Daiyu pulls out the weeping willow (fifth update)
Esdeath: “A female harem? Is that real? This is truly eye-opening!”
Tornado: “Terrible!”
Scathach: “Bang!”
Chen Xuan: “Hey, something seems to be wrong with you!”
Wu Zetian: “Opening a large harem among women? I’ve never thought of this idea before, but it’s feasible. It’s much better than those stinky men!”
Tornado: “Stinky man? The group leader feels insulted!”
Hancock: “The group leader doesn’t stink, he smells delicious!”
Esdeath: “Don’t interrupt me, little brat.”
Aqua: “I don’t quite understand, but it seems pretty powerful—so shouldn’t we be more careful next time?”
Tornado: “That makes sense.”
Watching these people’s discussion, Yakumo Yukari felt a little tired and didn’t even have the energy to refute.
You guys should be careful.
Even if I really like women, would I fall for idiots like you?
Don’t feel too good about yourself!
Forget it, you can slander me all you want!
Doing good deeds is indeed not suitable for a monster like me.
At the same time, Lin Daiyu’s face turned red with anger.
them……
You must be joking, right?
But why does it look like he is serious?
Is it true that Sister Zi helps me so much because she likes me?
But the two women…
This doesn’t conform to the philosophy of heaven and earth that yin and yang meet!
But I really have no way to repay Yakumo Yukari’s great kindness.
If you pledge your love to someone, it seems to be the most effective way.
and……
If it’s Yakumo Yukari’s, then I won’t be at a disadvantage, right?
At this moment, Lin Daiyu was extremely confused.
Finally, Lin Daiyu couldn’t help but muster up the courage and said in the chat group: “Sister Zi, I can do it!”
“???”
Yakumo Yukari’s face was full of confusion. “What can you be? I’m really just using you as a test subject, you know?”
Chen Xuan: “See, she’s arrogant again!”
Esdeath: “That’s understandable, since we’re in public. I suggest you chat privately!”
Scathach: “I don’t think this function is available now. I suggest you meet in person!”
Tornado: “100 points per hour, that’s much more expensive than renting a room!”
Chen Xuan: “You seem to know a lot about this. Can you teach me?”
Wu Zetian: “Are you still pretending to be young?”
Hancock: “To be honest, love across worlds is really too expensive. 100 points an hour, I guess not many people can afford it!”
Esdeath: “Be more confident and remove the word ‘should’.”
Chen Xuan: “It’s not a big deal! Anyway, the maximum points per day is 1,000, and if you stay for more than 10 days at a time, you can get a 20% discount.”
Tornado: “Is there any difference? It’s still incredibly expensive!”
Scathach: “I can’t afford it anyway. After all, all my points have been used to buy cultivation manuals from other worlds.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Stop talking nonsense and skip this topic!”
Yakumo Yukari now feels like she has screwed the group leader.
Every time I chat with this guy Chen Xuan, there is definitely nothing good.
But then again, why did he look for Lin Daiyu in the first place?
Ask about the effects of the devil fruit!
Because they needed to pay points to stay in the pirate world, Yakumo Yukari and Lin Daiyu left separately.
Yakumo Yukari now really wants to understand the effects of the devil fruit.
After all, he still has more than a dozen devil fruits in his hands, and they are all top-quality ones.
The reserves of the holy land of Mary Geoise were almost completely seized by Yakumo Yukari.
Yakumo Yukari said: “@Lin Daiyu, don’t let me have such wild thoughts. I didn’t mean that! I just want to know how you feel now?”
“oh!”
Lin Daiyu seemed relieved, but also a little disappointed.
But then, Lin Daiyu quickly cheered up and replied, “I feel pretty good. My physical fitness is not as bad as before, and I seem to have a lot more strength!”
“Really? Show me!”
“There seems to be a photo-taking function in this chat group? Let’s try it!”
Yakumo Yukari continued.
Lin Daiyu naturally faithfully carried out Yakumo Yukari’s words.
After all, he is his benefactor.
Chen Xuan was also a little curious and expectant, so he waited silently for a moment.
finally!
A picture was sent up by Lin Daiyu.
But the moment he saw this picture, the tea in Chen Xuan’s mouth sprayed all over the floor.
This is……
Lin Daiyu uproots a weeping willow tree???
This style of painting can no longer be described as outrageous!
It’s completely crooked to the sky!
Could it be that the instructor of the 800,000 imperial guards, Lin Chong of the Fengxue Mountain Temple, is actually your brother?
Then I am really disrespectful.
Do you need the group leader to sing a heroic song for you to boost your morale?
Not only Chen Xuan, this picture undoubtedly shocked everyone else in the chat group.
Scathach: “Ah this?”
Esdeath: “How did a delicate girl become such a violent person?”
Aqua: “But…her face and figure still look very delicate!”
Tornado: “The contrast is quite big, it’s a bit unbearable to watch!”
Wu Zetian: “@Yakumo Yukari, look at what you’ve done!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Is there a problem? I think there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. This is what it means when a woman truly holds up half the sky!”
ps: Look at the picture, the picture is the highlight.
Also, thank you [Fantasy Village Player] for the monthly ticket.
Thanks to [Fisherman Pancake] for the monthly ticket.
Chapter 31 Jia Baoyu was completely confused (old version)
Chen Xuan: “To be able to hold on for half a day actually refers to a scene like this, this is too rude!”
Esdeath: “What does shengcao mean?”
Chen Xuan: “It’s just a plant!”
Wu Zetian: “I feel a little bit unable to bear watching it anymore. The more I watch, the more it seems to be against my will.”
Aqua: “I still think it’s quite interesting!”
Scathach: “It’s rare that Aqua and Yakumo Yukari agree.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Ah ha? Who wants to share the same opinion with this idiot?”
Tornado: “Tsk tsk tsk, I feel like you guys are becoming more and more weird after joining the chat group! Lin Daiyu is the number one victim!”
Chen Xuan: “By the way, what kind of devil fruit did you feed her? She actually has this kind of strength.”
Yakumo Yukari: “How should I know? There are no names written on these devil fruits. They are probably the Bull Fruit or something like that!”
Scathach: “That’s a very perfunctory answer!”
Seeing these discussions, Lin Daiyu felt a little embarrassed.
Just after I walked out of the yard, I wanted to find something to verify my strength.
But unexpectedly, ordinary tables and chairs seemed light and airy.
Even the stone table and stone benches in the yard were completely insignificant in his hands now.
In the end, Lin Daiyu didn’t know what was going on with her.
Suddenly, I had an idea and walked to an old tree in the yard.
The tree was actually pulled up by itself.
In fact, even Lin Daiyu herself was shocked.
Lin Daiyu’s maids Xueyan, Zijuan and others were completely dumbfounded.
They knew that Lin Daiyu had been weak and sickly since childhood.
For this reason, when Lin Daiyu walked out of the room just now, they kept trying to stop her, after all, it was snowing outside.
If anything goes wrong, how can they be held responsible?
But what no one expected was that Lin Daiyu not only walked casually in the snow.
At the end, he even performed a weeping willow uprooting trick for them right there???
This almost scared them to death on the spot!
Is this really the frail and sickly girl we serve?
Could it be that he is possessed by a monster?
“Sister Lin, what are you doing???”
Because everyone was in a daze, no one even noticed that Jia Baoyu had walked into the yard.
Jia Baoyu was already very excited and wanted to say hello to Lin Daiyu.
But when he saw Lin Daiyu carrying a big tree on her shoulders, he was stunned instantly.
Jia Baoyu’s tone suddenly rose.
“Ah, I see this big tree withered and yellow branches and leaves, and I’m afraid it won’t survive.”
“So I thought about cleaning it up!”
Lin Daiyu was startled and quickly threw the tree on her shoulder aside while explaining.
Jia Baoyu just swallowed his saliva and said nothing.
Clean it up?
So, do you really have to pull this tree out and carry it on your shoulders?
Is this something a normal person can do?
And she is a girl who has been known for being weak and sickly since childhood?
Jia Baoyu was a little confused, feeling that all his three views had been completely trampled into pieces.
It’s not that I don’t understand, it’s that the world is changing too fast!
In this regard, Lin Daiyu could only laugh awkwardly, but she didn’t know how to explain it.
Yakumo Yukari was completely unaware of Lin Daiyu’s current predicament.
But even if they knew about it, they wouldn’t care.
Anyway, after Lin Daiyu ate the devil fruit, not only did she not die, but her physical fitness also became so strong.
That’s it.
This shows that these devil fruits are indeed non-toxic to these people from another world, and can still play their original effects.
Yakumo Yukari herself didn’t plan to eat this thing.
Although it is helpful to me, when I think about the taste of this thing, it may be similar to eating that thing.
Yakumo Yukari no longer had any thoughts about this.
But it doesn’t matter!
There is nothing else in Gensokyo, but are there still many fools?
Once I start to use my eloquence and start to fool people, I will definitely be able to fool a large group of fools into taking over.
At that time, you will still be able to gain a lot of benefits.
Thinking of her pride, Yakumo Yukari couldn’t help but laugh.
“Hey, hey, hey, did you come to me today just to stare blankly and giggle?”
But at this time, Hakurei Reimu, who was sitting opposite Yakumo Yukari, couldn’t help but knock on the table and said unhappily.
Although Reimu Hakurei is a human, she is the current shrine maiden of Hakurei Shrine.
The establishment of Gensokyo basically relied on both Yakumo Yukari and Hakurei Shrine.
Each Hakurei shrine maiden is responsible for the administrator of the Gensokyo barrier and often needs to eliminate various abnormalities.
They were even called urban management at one point!
therefore.
Although she was facing a legendary monster, Reimu Hakurei did not show any fear, but instead seemed very impatient.
“What’s the rush? Can’t you be more gentle and dignified like me?”
Yakumo Yukari said something seriously, which made Hakurei Reimu almost laugh out loud.
But Yakumo Yukari didn’t care about Hakurei Reimu’s reaction. Instead, she just said, “Besides, wasn’t it you who was so anxious that you asked Lan to bring me here? What’s the important matter?”
Chapter 32: Using Money to Knock Out Hakurei Reimu (Old Version)
I sneaked into the Wanjie chat group: Chapter 32: Using money to knock out Hakurei Reimu
“How dare you say that!” Hearing this, Hakurei Reimu was even more furious. “Let me ask you, where did you go before?”
“Do you know how much trouble this behavior will cause me?”
The essence of Gensokyo is the self-rescue behavior of the neon monsters.
Because of the growing development of human civilization in the outside world, the survival of monsters has been seriously threatened.
To this end, the Neon Monsters constructed the Hakurei Great Barrier to isolate the connection between the inside and the outside.
The establishment of this barrier was largely based on the construction by Yakumo Yukari.
After all, Yakumo Yukari is not only a realm monster, but also has extremely high attainments in the laws of space.
But that’s also why.
Yakumo Yukari cannot leave the range of the Hakurei Great Barrier for a long time.
Otherwise, the barrier will begin to become fragile and problems will arise at each node.
This is the situation these days.
The Hakurei barrier was inexplicably weakened a lot, and many monsters who were keen on making trouble began to stir again.
Reimu Hakurei acted as a firefighter, busy all day long, and finally suppressed all the abnormalities.
But being exhausted for several days in a row was simply torture for this lazy girl.
Sometimes, Reimu Hakurei even wanted to give up and ignore those monsters.
“Oh my, I was only away for half a day, it’s not that serious, right?”
Looking at Reimu Hakurei’s angry expression, Yakumo Yukari opened her fan to cover her face, and for the first time in her life, she looked a little guilty.
Hakurei Reimu was so angry that she slammed the table again, “Half a day? You took me for a fool! The Hakurei barrier has been weakened so much, you must have been gone for at least ten days or half a month!”
This made Yakumo Yukari think deeply.
I occasionally go to the outside world, even to the moon.
But even if you stay for a day or two, it won’t have much impact.
But now, he had only been away for half a day, and the barrier had been greatly weakened.
It seems that the consequences of crossing a world are more serious than I imagined.
“Speak, old woman!”
“Don’t think you can get away with this by playing dead and keeping quiet. I’m really pissed this time!”
But Yakumo Yukari’s silence made Hakurei Reimu even angrier.
This time, Yakumo Yukari came to her senses, but the veins on her forehead couldn’t help but throb violently.
Old woman?!
hehe!
Xiao Lingmeng, have you forgotten the fear you felt when I dominated you?
If you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will pack you up and throw you over to the perverted group leader.
After all, I think you two are really a good match!
By the way, you can help me fulfill my promise to do laundry, cooking, mopping the floor and warming the bed!
However, Yakumo Yukari also knew that she was indeed in the wrong this time.
So Yakumo Yukari could only say: “Okay, okay, I’m wrong this time! As compensation, I’ll give you a gift!”
“Don’t give me that! Do you think you can buy me off with just a gift…”
Hakurei Reimu was still furious and was about to refuse righteously.
But suddenly, all of Hakurei Reimu’s words stopped.
Because Reimu Hakurei saw Yakumo Yukari actually took out a large gold brick and threw it on the table casually.
“Here, this is compensation!”
Yakumo Yukari waved her hand and spoke with great passion.
“Oh my God! Sister Zi, your whole body seems to be glowing!”
“Would you like some tea? I have a collection of fine Longjing tea!”
“If that doesn’t work, I’ll cook for you myself!”
Reimu Hakurei’s attitude instantly became extremely enthusiastic.
He even grabbed the gold brick and held it in his arms, not wanting to let go.
Yakumo Yukari couldn’t help but say, “Your expression changes too quickly, isn’t it?”
Before, the door almost refused to let him in – if he hadn’t had a gap, he would have been blocked outside.
Now she is so enthusiastic that she treats me almost like her own mother.
Did you go to the neighboring country to learn Sichuan Opera face-changing?
“Haha! By the way, you’re not going out to rob a bank, are you?”
Hakurei Reimu came back to her senses and asked curiously again.
“Rob a bank? How could I do something so unskilled?”
But Yakumo Yukari scoffed at this.
He really didn’t rob a bank, he simply raided the headquarters of the world government in another world!
My space is filled with things like this!
“Let’s get back to business! If something similar happens again next time, please bear with me!”
Yakumo Yukari smiled and spoke again.
She sees things very clearly.
As long as he continued to stay in the chat group, there would probably be many things like traveling to another world this time.
Hakurei Reimu, who was originally intoxicated by the gold brick, suddenly froze, “There’s going to be a next time???”
You are sincerely admitting your mistake and are determined not to change!
“No! Don’t forget, you’re also one of the managers and maintainers of the Hakurei barrier. Taking the lead in violating the rules all day long, don’t you feel any pangs of guilt?”
“I will never allow such behavior…”
Reimu Hakurei stood up and angrily pointed at Yakumo Yukari’s nose and cursed.
But he hadn’t finished talking yet.
A gap suddenly opened above Reimu Hakurei’s head, and then a large amount of gold, silver and treasures poured out, directly drowning Reimu Hakurei.
Chapter 33 I am truly a follower of Aqua (old version)
Looking at Hakurei Reimu who was buried in a pile of gold, silver and treasures, Yakumo Yukari said lightly: “I allow you to reorganize your language!”
“You think you can bribe me like this? Am I that kind of person?” Hakurei Reimu stood up angrily. “I’m not helping you for this little money. I’m doing this purely because you’ve watched me grow up and worked so hard for me!”
“Go wherever you want to go in the future. Just let me know in advance and I’ll take care of everything!”
Hakurei Reimu said with a solemn oath.
The corners of Yakumo Yukari’s mouth twitched. “Really? Then I’m really touched! In that case, how about I take these things away first?”
“You dare?!”
Just hearing this, Reimu Hakurei instantly got furious.
He looked at Yakumo Yukari angrily, as if he was ready to fight her at any time.
This situation made Yakumo Yukari shake her head and sigh.
The previous Hakurei shrine maiden was quite normal, mature and steady.
How come this person is so childish and money-hungry nowadays?
But then again!
After all, it’s more fun to communicate with Reimu Hakurei.
After all, things that can be solved with money are not a big deal to me now.
Although these gold, silver and treasures seem to be a lot, they are only a small part compared to what he took away from the holy land of Mary Joa.
“Then I’ll be leaving first!”
After waving to Reimu Hakurei, Yakumo Yukari turned and left.
Now that the problem with Reimu Hakurei has been resolved.
Then he could proceed to the next step, which was to sell the devil fruit in his hand.
Speaking of which…
Who are the famous fools in Gensokyo who are easier to fool?
Suddenly I can’t wait to see their expressions when they eat that thing.
At that time, I will have to borrow a camera from those Tengu to take pictures of the precious scenes.
Yakumo Yukari is busy fooling fools all over the world, and Scathach also begins to retreat and study the cultivation methods of other worlds.
Because Aqua was so shocked before, she accidentally reincarnated a man named Kazuma into another world as a minotaur.
Now he seems to have been punished and has been in a bad mood for several days.
Wu Zetian and Hancock, one of them was the empress of the Tang Dynasty and was very busy with affairs.
One is being trained by the empress and is ready to take over the Kingdom of Women at any time.
I basically don’t have much time to hang out in the group.
So for a moment, the chat group seemed a little quiet.
The chat records are also intermittent, and sometimes there will be a miserable situation where no one talks for most of the day.
This situation made Chen Xuan frown.
But there is no way, there are only a few people in the chat group.
Even if I try harder to set the pace, it’s already my limit.
After all, we still have to live in reality.
It’s impossible to be here chatting 24 hours a day, right?
However, it seemed that he could sense Chen Xuan’s inner thoughts.
Several messages suddenly appeared in the chat group.
“Ding! [Irena] joined the chat group.”
“Ding! [Kousaka Kirino] joined the chat group.”
“Ding! [Tousaka Rin] joined the chat group.”
Seeing this news, Chen Xuan’s face suddenly showed some surprise.
Does this mean that Cao Cao has appeared?
I was just complaining that there are too few people in the chat group.
I didn’t expect that a few new people would come so soon.
My own system is unexpectedly considerate!
“Welcome newcomers!”
Chen Xuan spoke first in the chat group.
Aqua: “Welcome, newcomer! I’m a true goddess. Is there anyone who wants to join my group of followers?”
Tornado: “When you welcome new people, could you please not mix in your personal opinions? Do you always say things like this?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Of course, but it’s a pity that this little fool still has nothing to show for it!”
Aqua was so angry that her face puffed up. “Don’t call me a fool. Besides, it’s not like I’ve gained nothing. Even the group leader is my believer.”
Wu Zetian: “Haha, I guess you’re the only one who believes this!”
Esdeath: “Being toyed with by the group leader… amidst applause?”
Chen Xuan: “I don’t think there’s any need to interrupt mid-sentence! Also, please stop trying to sow discord here. I’m truly a believer in Aqua.”
Yakumo Yukari: “I don’t believe it, prove it to me!”
Tornado: “Exactly, are gods so casual in accepting believers nowadays?
Chen Xuan: “It’s simple—Eris’s breasts are padded!”
Hancock: “???”
“I was just distracted for a moment, but as soon as I came in, I seemed to have seen something extraordinary?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Did you say something very strange in a serious manner?”
Tornado: “The group leader is a pervert. This is completely confirmed. Newbies, run! If you don’t run now, it will be too late.”
Yakumo Yukari: “No problem, while there is still a chance, quickly leave the group and stay safe.”
Scathach: “You’re so mean! By the way…who is Eris?”
Aqua: “Hahaha, no problem, I’ve verified it. The group leader is indeed my believer! This is the truth that only my believers know.”
Tornado: “You call this the truth? Are you serious?”
Esdeath: “I always feel like the so-called gods of their world are a bit too casual.”
Yakumo Yukari: “You use this kind of words as a criterion to determine if someone is a believer or not? It’s shocking to me this whole year!”
Chapter 34 This is a pink and tender newcomer! (Fourth update) (Old version)
I sneaked into the Wanjie chat group: Chapter 34 This is a pink and tender newcomer! (fourth update) pictures and text
“What on earth are you guys talking about?”
“Is this some strange magic?”
But at this time, the newcomers who had just been added to the group also reacted.
Irena asked with some confusion.
Upon hearing this, Chen Xuan touched his chin.
Irena?
This name seems a bit unfamiliar!
For a moment, I couldn’t remember which world this person was from.
Tornado: “Welcome, newcomer! Please ignore the abnormal chat logs above! In fact, under normal circumstances, we are all very serious.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Yeah, that’s right, I almost believed it!”
Wu Zetian: “This is a chat group, but the people in it are from different worlds. Do you understand what I mean?”
Irena: “So… you and I are not from the same world?”
Toosaka Rin: “That’s impossible! There’s no such thing!”
Esdeath: “Haha, nothing is impossible in this world! If you think it’s impossible, it only means you are a frog in a well.”
Irena: “Wow! There are other worlds out there! That’s amazing! After I travel around the world, I’m going to go explore other worlds and experience their customs and cultures!”
Lin Daiyu: “Hey, my sister, this hobby of yours seems a little different.”
Hancock: “Indeed, among a group of people fighting and killing each other, a traveler suddenly appeared?”
Yakumo Yukari: “This girl gives me a very elegant feeling.”
Seeing this, Chen Xuan finally remembered the identity of this newcomer.
Irena, isn’t this the scumbag witch from the witch world?
In that world, only women can become magicians.
And Irena is even more talented.
She is a genius who has become the highest-ranking witch in the history of magic at a young age.
And now, Irena longs for the travel stories she read in her childhood.
In that vast world, I travel freely and meet all kinds of people.
Just looking at this introduction, don’t you think it’s a very heartwarming story?
But in fact it is not the case!
Irena, known as the Witch of Trash in the underworld, is affectionate everywhere but never lingers.
The number of women who have been seduced by you could circle the earth three times.
Even more romantic than Yakumo Yukari.
He also has an indifferent personality and doesn’t have a strong sense of justice.
Sometimes, we simply ignore many things we encounter during our travels and just watch them from a bystander’s perspective.
Even if Chen Xuan remembered correctly, Irena had already been crowned the Little Princess of the Cess Pit, right?
Those people in a famous cesspool, who have nothing to do every day, build buildings in the name of Irena.
Thinking of this, Chen Xuan couldn’t help but say, “@Yileina, in a few days I’ll take you to Yakumo Yukari’s world and introduce you to a friend. I think you two will get along very well.”
Irena: “?”
Yakumo Yukari: “???”
Yakumo Yukari: “Why did you introduce her to me? Don’t think that just because I helped Lin Daiyu, you should treat me as the head of the Novice Village!”
Tornado: “Is he planning to attack you guys?”
Scathach: “Terrible, they’re trying to kill two birds with one stone.”
Hancock: “Oh, why doesn’t the group leader always notice me?”
Esdeath: “Those who can’t get what they want are always in turmoil, while those who are loved are always fearless.”
Tornado: “If the group leader really does something to you, remember to record it and show it to me. I want to broaden my horizons!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Bullshit, you’re probably trying to gain some experience in advance, aren’t you?”
Chen Xuan: “Stop it, you guys. We agreed to act polite and courteous in front of the newcomers. Why do you always reveal your true colors?”
Chen Xuan: “Also! I’m not going to introduce you to Irena, but to Reimu Hakurei.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Why?!”
Esdeath: “Another unfamiliar person, tsk!”
Hancock: “The sense of crisis is growing.”
Chen Xuan: “No reason! I simply think that Hakurei Reimu and Irena would get along well!”
As we all know, the shrine maiden of Gensokyo Hakurei Shrine has always been famous for her lack of moral integrity and love of money.
And Irena, the little princess from the cesspool, is also shameless and loves money.
What interesting things will happen when these two people get together…
Chen Xuan suddenly felt very excited!
Wu Zetian: “Speaking of which, there’s something that has puzzled me for quite some time! Why does it feel like the group leader really knows us all so well?”
Scathach: “Same feeling, +1.”
Tornado: “Maybe he has feelings for both of you, so he has been quietly investigating you for a long time!”
Yakumo Yukari: “No, no, no, to be more precise, it seems that this group leader not only knows about our present and past, but can even know our future?”
Lin Daiyu: “Ah… Impossible, how could this happen?”
Chapter 35 I’ll give you an example (5th update, please give me flowers) (Old version)
Seeing these words, Chen Xuan also sighed.
Finally it was discovered!
“Isn’t your reaction time too long?”
“You’ve only just realized this now?”
Chen Xuan complained unhappily.
After all, after joining the group, I have never concealed my understanding of them.
I thought these people would find out soon.
Unexpectedly, this question was finally raised only now.
Yakumo Yukari: “We discovered it before, but at that time, we thought you just knew something about us.”
Wu Zetian: “But gradually, I found that something was not right.”
Scathach: “After all, he is the only man among the goddesses, so it is normal for him to have something fishy going on.”
Tornado: “Stop imagining things, this is probably the harem of some perverted lolita control group owner!”
Esdeath: “Are you including yourself in this? Don’t forget, you are the loli!”
Tornado: “Uh…but I’m an adult!”
Irena: “Wow! Doesn’t that mean she’s a legal loli? Even better!”
Tornado: “???”
Wu Zetian: “Why does this traveler seem so strange?”
Lin Daiyu: “Um… maybe I should take back my previous comments.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Not elegant at all, but rather quite active?”
Esdeath: “We were actually tricked by a newcomer?”
Irena: “No, you guys just misunderstood me. I never said I was a refined person!”
Scathach: “Seems like nothing’s wrong.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Stop it! The focus now is on the group leader’s question, so stop interrupting me.”
Chen Xuan: “Is it finally my turn to speak? Well, since things have come to this, I will lay my cards on the table. I do know a lot about each of your worlds.”
“Not just your current situation, but also your predetermined destiny, which encompasses the past, present, and future.”
After Chen Xuan finished speaking, the chat group fell into a brief silence.
Chen Xuan can understand this.
After all, this may have really brought a huge shock to them.
It needs to be digested carefully.
Yakumo Yukari: “Destiny? Does such a thing really exist?”
Aqua: “Anyway, this goddess doesn’t believe it! I am a god, who has the right to decide my fate?”
Scathach: “I don’t want to believe it either.”
Esdeath: “Haha, even if there is a destiny, I will tear it apart with my own hands!”
Wu Zetian: “Within the territory of the Tang Dynasty, I have the final say. I am the fate of others, but no one can control my fate!”
Chen Xuan: “I admire your spirit, but this is the fact.”
“If you don’t believe me, let me give you an example! For example… @Tousaka Rin!”
What the hell?!
In a distant world, Toosaka Rin, who was watching a fight between gods, was suddenly stunned.
Just give examples if you want, what does it have to do with me?
I’m already quite low-key!
Since joining the chat group, apart from saying a few words at the beginning, I just lurked and watched the show the whole time.
But now, he was pulled out by someone?
Toosaka Rin was about to say something, but Chen Xuan spoke first: “Tousaka Rin, comes from an incident where she possesses incredible powers such as magic – by the way, @Scathach, you and I should belong to a parallel world!”
“But the era where Tousaka Rin lived has already come to the modern era.”
Scathach: “Ah ha? That’s interesting! Maybe we’ll have a chance to meet again in the future?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Isn’t this nonsense? I’ll definitely see you next time I do a mission!”
Esdeath: “That makes sense.”
Wu Zetian: “Could you please stop interrupting?”
Irena: “That’s right, just watch the group leader’s performance.”
Chen Xuan also continued, “Tohsaka Rin’s family is a traditional magic family. It’s natural for Tohsaka Rin to follow in her father’s footsteps and become a magician!”
“At the same time, in a city in that world, there is a wish-granting machine that can grant any wish. It is the Holy Grail.”
“Legend has it that if you can win the Holy Grail War, you can make a wish to the Holy Grail and have any wish granted.”
“And Tohsaka Rin’s family is one of the three great families that created the Holy Grail, so they are naturally qualified to participate in the Holy Grail War.”
Having said that, Chen Xuan deliberately paused.
And sure enough, there were a lot of exclamations in the chat group.
Tornado: “A wish-granting machine that can grant any wish, is it that powerful?”
Lin Daiyu: “It’s incredible! Even gods can’t do such a thing, right?”
Hancock: “Of course! @Aqua, doesn’t this woman call herself a goddess all the time? Why don’t you ask her if she can grant you any of your wishes?”
Aqua: “Ah… even the gods can’t do anything.”
Scathach: “I suddenly want to study it, but I don’t know what the magic principle is.”
Everyone was talking and arguing, but Toosaka Rin’s expression had become extremely solemn.
Because what Chen Xuan said was indeed correct!
Chapter 36 Why are you reacting so strongly? (Old version)
Yakumo Yukari: “Well, is there anything wrong with what he said?”
Toosaka Rin: “No… but that doesn’t mean anything, does it? After all, these things are not really secrets in the magic world! As long as… as long as you investigate a little bit, many things can be found out!”
Esdeath: “I can understand this feeling. Perhaps it’s like the saying ‘you won’t cry until you see the coffin’.”
Tornado: “It seems that you trust the group leader very much.”
Hancock: “Of course, what the group leader said couldn’t possibly be wrong!”
Chen Xuan: “Then let’s continue! @Tohsaka Rin, I know you want to participate in the Holy Grail War and you’re ready. Do you want to know the identities of the other contestants?”
“You even know this? It hasn’t been confirmed yet!”
Toosaka Rin was even more surprised.
The so-called Holy Grail War refers to seven magicians using a special ritual to summon seven heroic spirits from history.
Then they teamed up in pairs and started a group fight.
The contestants need to eliminate the other six heroes within seven days.
The final winner will be eligible to make a wish for the Holy Grail.
But there is still more than a month before the Holy Grail War officially begins.
The contestants haven’t been decided yet, right?
Chen Xuan smiled and said, “Believe it or not, you can just treat it as a story! Let time verify everything!”
“First, there are your three great families: you representing the Tōsaka family, Illya representing the Einzbern family, and… your sister, Tōsaka Sakura, representing the Matou family!”
When she saw Chen Xuan’s words, Toosaka Rin’s pupils suddenly shrank.
My heart felt as if it was being squeezed in half by an invisible big hand, and I felt extremely uncomfortable.
“cherry!”
Toosaka Sakura bit her lips tightly and murmured something meaningless.
That’s my own sister!
Are they going to face off in the Holy Grail War?
Although the Holy Grail War does not require the Master to be killed, it is sufficient to kill the Heroic Spirit.
But the sword is merciless.
Even ordinary civilians died in the Holy Grail War.
Who can guarantee the safety of a hostile Master?
Arranging means to achieve ultimate victory is a basic operation!
Irena: “I understand the logic, but why would @TosakaRin’s sister represent another family?”
Scathach: “That’s right, this is a very dangerous behavior no matter how you look at it!”
Esdeath: “Could it be that the magic family in their world actually uses the Gu-raising system and likes the fratricidal tactic?”
Tornado: “What?! Sisters killing each other, this is simply unforgivable!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Why are you reacting so strongly?”
Chen Xuan: “What else could it be? Tornado is a big sister complex!”
Hancock: “So Tornado has a sister too…but aren’t they all girls?”
Chen Xuan: “So what?”
Wu Zetian: “I see, there is such a thing?”
Yakumo Yukari: “You guys always come up with new tricks for me!”
Scathach: “This broken group will be finished sooner or later. Besides the group owner, there are actually a bunch of perverts lurking around.”
Tornado: “Shut up! As an older sister, it’s perfectly normal for me to be a little affectionate towards my younger sister. Don’t take this to such a perverted level!”
Hancock: “Yes, yes, you are right!”
Chen Xuan: “Everyone, don’t refute her. Just follow her wishes!”
Aqua: “Sister control is so scary, no wonder the reaction was so intense!”
Tornado was too lazy to argue.
I have a sister complex, so what’s the big deal about this kind of hat?
But Toosaka Rin was also a little anxious, “So what happened next? Please tell me quickly! @Group Master.”
Maybe at the beginning, Toosaka Rin didn’t care about it.
But now, when it comes to Sakura Toosaka, Rin Toosaka can no longer remain calm.
In response, Chen Xuan simply said, “I understand how you feel, but don’t worry!”
“Although your sister did succeed in summoning a Heroic Spirit, she wasn’t ruthless enough to satisfy that old bug from the Matou family, so control of the Heroic Spirit was taken away from her and given to Matou Shinji.”
“Matou Shinji? That annoying guy?”
Hearing this, Toosaka Rin was stunned for a moment.
But my nervous heart calmed down instead.
No matter what, since I don’t have to confront my own sister.
Then I can rest assured.
Irena: “So, will anyone please pay attention to me and explain why her sister is across the street?”
Aqua: “I bet there’s going to be a really cheesy plot.”
Yakumo Yukari: “The melon seed benches are ready, waiting to watch the show.”
Chen Xuan: “The reason is not complicated. A magic family like theirs can usually only afford to train one descendant, but back then, both sisters possessed outstanding magical talents.”
“If we follow the custom, these two sisters should indeed kill each other, and the winner will be qualified to inherit the family magic circuit.”
“But their father, Tōsaka Tokiomi, could not bear to see such a tragedy happen. Furthermore, the Matou family happened to have no qualified heir.”
“So! Tōsaka Tokiomi, without knowing anything, personally pushed his own daughter into the fire pit!”
Chapter 37 I don’t mean to threaten you (old version)
I sneaked into the Wanjie chat group: Chapter 37 I didn’t mean to coerce you
Irena: “It seems he’s a good father…”
Lin Daiyu: “But, isn’t there something wrong with the description at the end?”
Tornado: “Exactly! What does it mean to push your daughter into the fire pit with your own hands?”
Chen Xuan: “It means exactly what it says. There are no people who think the Matou family is a good thing, right? No way! No way!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Get out of here, and stop posting clichés here.”
“So, please tell me what’s going on!”
Toosaka Rin was completely anxious.
Don’t think that when I meet Sakura Tohsaka on weekdays, even when we meet at school, we just nod and say hello.
As indifferent as an ordinary stranger.
But in fact, Toosaka Rin has never let go of her sister.
However, the different family responsibilities they shoulder force Rin Tohsaka to deliberately distance herself from her.
Scathach: “It seems the two sisters have a good relationship.”
Toosaka Rin: “That… is for sure. She is my sister after all! She is the last relative I have left in this world.”
Chen Xuan: “Then why are you so cold to others at school?”
Toosaka Rin: “What do you know? After all, we are heirs of different families. How can we still be as close as ordinary sisters?”
Chen Xuan: “Really? I thought it was just because you’re arrogant!”
“Proud… Proud?”
“How could such a thing be possible?”
Hearing Chen Xuan’s words, Toosaka Rin’s face instantly turned red and she retorted angrily.
Chen Xuan, however, used just one sentence to instantly quiet the other party down. “Do you still want to know about your sister?”
“I understand, I am indeed a tsundere, please don’t mind, group leader!”
After a brief silence, Toosaka Rin gritted her teeth and spoke.
Don’t get me wrong, I really didn’t mean to threaten you with this matter just now!
Because of what happened to Sakura Toosaka, Rin Toosaka actually admitted in front of so many people that she was a tsundere.
If I try harder, won’t I be able to play with my legs for the rest of my life?
Wow!
I feel a little excited just thinking about it!
Tornado: “How shameless of you to threaten a girl!”
Aqua: “Huh? Group leader, this isn’t okay. This isn’t something a follower of this goddess can do.”
Yakumo Yukari: “What’s all the fuss about? Isn’t it a basic operation for a perverted lolita control to do such a thing of coercion?”
Wu Zetian: “That makes sense.”
Chen Xuan: “Stop it, how did I threaten her? And this girl is really arrogant.”
Scathach: “It’s not important. What’s important is that I want to know what happens next.”
“The rest of the story is pretty simple!”
Chen Xuan thought for a moment, organized his words, and then said, “In fact, the head of the Matou family from ancient times to the present has always been the same person—Matou Zouken!”
“That’s right! Using magic, Zouken Matou has survived from the time the Holy Grail was created until the present day, and has been hiding in the dark and controlling the Matou family.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Wow, there’s actually such an interesting setting?”
Scathach: “It’s interesting, but it’s probably not easy to survive for so many years using magic.”
Chen Xuan: “Indeed! So Matou Zouken has completely forgotten his original intention of seeking immortality and has completely degenerated into a demon who will do anything to survive, harming others, sucking their life force, and cultivating countless disgusting bugs!”
Chen Xuan: “The so-called magical inheritance of the Matou family is actually to use those insects to transform Sakura Tohsaka’s body.”
“What?!”
Toosaka Rin suddenly became furious.
To my sister…
Did this kind of thing!
Thinking of her usual indifference towards her sister, Toosaka Rin suddenly became extremely sad and self-blaming.
“No, I have to save her!”
Toosaka Rin bit her lip, hurriedly found a few gems for casting magic, and wanted to go out.
But at this time, Chen Xuan said in the chat group: “You are not thinking of going over and fighting with them at this time, are you?”
“What else?”
Toosaka Rin paused.
Chen Xuan: “Tōsaka Sakura has been adopted for so many years, and her body transformation has long been completed. Now she hasn’t suffered any serious injuries. Do you think that with your strength, you are confident in revenge and taking back your sister?”
“I……”
Toosaka Rin slumped on the ground helplessly.
To be fair, my magic skills are not that strong.
Moreover, the magic of the Tohsaka family requires the use of gems as a judicial medium.
But in the last Holy Grail War, his father Tōsaka Tokiomi died in battle.
The entire family would have been on the verge of collapse if it had only relied on him as the supporter.
Where is the money left to buy gems?
“So calm down for a moment!”
“Impulsive behavior not only fails to save people, but can even backfire, just like the Calabash Brothers saving their grandfather.”
Chen Xuan advised.
Chapter 38: Toosaka Rin’s Fury of Impotence (Old Version)
I sneaked into the Wanjie chat group: Chapter 38: Toosaka Rin’s Impotent Rage
“Do you want me to watch my sister continue to suffer over there?”
Toosaka Rin gritted her teeth and said unwillingly.
Chen Xuan shrugged. “Otherwise, what’s the point of you being so impotent and furious here?”
These ruthless words undoubtedly dealt a huge blow to Toosaka Rin.
But it did calm her down quickly.
Aqua: “What a pitiful sight! Group leader, shouldn’t we help?”
Scathach: “If you need help, feel free to call me. Although I have been studying the cultivation methods of other worlds recently, I can still spare some time.”
Tornado: “This old pervert should be crushed to death. He actually attacked his lovely sister!”
Kousaka Kirino: “Yes! That’s right! Anyone who attacks my cute sister is a scumbag and should be cut into pieces.”
Hey, have you met a close friend?
Seeing this, Tornado was stunned for a moment.
Is there anyone who can understand the love I have for my sister?
Really!
Even outsiders can understand it, so why can’t that girl Fubuki understand it?
Maybe this is the so-called rebellious period!
Looking at the unfamiliar name Kousaka Kirino, Tornado couldn’t help but ask.
When did this person appear in the group?
Lin Daiyu: “Looks like he’s one of the newcomers to the group?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Indeed, but it has only just now surfaced.”
Hancock: “I don’t understand your obsession with your sister.”
Tornado: “Shut up! As a sister, you should love your sister so much. You, who don’t have a sister, can’t understand this kind of thing.”
Hancock: “Who said I don’t have sisters? I have these two sisters!”
Toosaka Rin: “That just means you’re not a qualified sister!”
Kousaka Kirino: “Well said!”
Kousaka Kirino: “By the way, what game were you guys talking about just now? Which game is so perverted and tortures my sister so much? It really disgusts me. Please post it and criticize it for me!”
Toosaka Rin: “???”
Kousaka Kirino: “What are you doing? Can you please speak properly? Why are you always sending so many question marks?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Is there anything wrong with this person’s brain?”
Tornado: “It’s hard to say.”
Toosaka Rin: “I suggest you make an appointment with a psychiatrist in advance. My life is not what you would call a game!”
Wu Zetian: “Could it be that this newcomer still hasn’t understood the situation?”
Esdeath: “That’s really interesting.”
This situation made Chen Xuan laugh a little, and he simply asked: “@高崎桐乃, do you know what kind of chat group this is? What are we talking about?”
“Isn’t this just a sister-con game discussion group?”
“You guys are probably talking about a new game, right? It looks like it’s pretty popular, but I’ve never heard of it before.”
Kousaka Kirino looked confused.
Chen Xuan was speechless. “You didn’t stay up late playing games last night and are still a little confused now, right? Please, can you clarify this?”
“What?”
Kousaka Kirino, who turned over in bed, was suddenly stunned.
I was still lying on the bed, several meters away from the computer.
So……
What on earth were you using to chat?
This chat group interface seemed to appear directly in my mind?
Kousaka Kirino was so scared that she jumped up from the bed.
Could it be that Huang You, who has a sister complex, played too much and started to hallucinate?
No, I’m still so young!
If hallucinations occur, what will happen to me in the next few decades?
Kousaka Kirino turned pale with fright.
Chen Xuan didn’t pay any more attention to the girl who was probably still confused. Instead, he turned to Tosaka Rin and said, “Girl, do you want revenge and want to save your sister? Then quickly improve your strength!”
“The Fifth Holy Grail War is the perfect time!”
“Also, I can give you a piece of news… Your father’s death in the Fourth Holy Grail War wasn’t as simple as it seemed.”
These words made Toosaka Rin feel a little dumbfounded.
The matter about Sakura Tousaka has had a huge impact on me, and I almost want to fight her to death.
And now you tell me that my father’s death was not that simple?
What sin have I committed that such a thing has happened to the people around me?
But I was kept in the dark for so many years.
“That’s easy for you to say. There’s only less than a month left until the Holy Grail War. How can I improve my strength in that little time? I might as well hope to win a stronger Heroic Spirit through the lottery.”
Toosaka Rin also seemed to have given up on herself.
He kicked away the debris on the ground and then sat down on the ground in an ungraceful manner.
Chen Xuan: “Well, it’s impossible to do it anywhere else, but this chat group is where miracles happen.”
Wu Zetian: “Last time, it was about changing fate, but this time it’s just about creating a miracle?”
Esdeath: “It’s almost the same anyway.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Girl, would you like a devil fruit? It’s cheap, the price is good, and it can instantly give you extremely powerful strength. I only have one left, and if you miss this opportunity, you’ll never get it again!”
Chapter 39: Don’t Explore the Brain Circuits of Mentally Idiots (Fourth Update) (Old Version)
“Devil Fruit? That doesn’t sound like a good thing!”
Toosaka Rin was stunned for a moment.
Lin Daiyu’s face turned pale again in an instant.
Although the therapeutic effect after taking the devil fruit is indeed very magical.
But that taste…
I’m afraid it has become my lifelong nightmare!
Chen Xuan was even more curious and asked, “I remember you said last time that you collected more than a dozen devil fruits in the Holy Land of Mary Geoise? How come there is only one left?”
Tornado: “Tsk, it’s just common sales talk, and you believe it?”
Aqua: “I see. That scared me.”
Wu Zetian: “This has nothing to do with you, why are you scared?”
Aqua: “Oh, it’s nothing. I just wanted to experience whether this thing is really that bad.”
Chen Xuan: “Ah, this… I’m speechless for a moment.”
Esdeath: “Is this how the mentally retarded goddess thinks? She’s truly unique.”
Lin Daiyu: “I wouldn’t lie to you, would I? It really is that disgusting!”
Aqua: “But the more you say that, the more curious I get. It’s so disgusting, what on earth would it taste like?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Ahahaha! This is the first time I’ve found you to be so cute. It turns out that idiots have different ideas. In that case, I have the last devil fruit in my hand, so I might as well give it to you for free!”
Yakumo Yukari: “I have only one request! Please let me be present when you eat this.”
Aqua: “Oh, there’s such a good thing as giving it away for free?”
Scathach: “Can’t she see that I have such a bad taste?”
Chen Xuan: “Others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at them for not seeing through me.”
Hancock: “I see! What you’re saying is that the actions of the goddess Aqua aren’t as simple as they appear, but rather have a deeper meaning.”
Irena: “Wow, that sounds amazing.”
Toosaka Rin: “Why don’t I understand?”
Esdeath: “If that’s the case, then it’s normal. After all, she’s a goddess. Otherwise, it would be too cheap.”
“No!” But Chen Xuan said sincerely: “What I mean is… if you can understand the thoughts of a mentally retarded person, then your IQ should be brought to the same level!”
Hancock and others looked at Chen Xuan’s words and remained silent for a long time.
What you said really makes a lot of sense!
But do you really have to be so mysterious?
When they thought about what they had just said, they felt a little hot on their faces.
Yakumo Yukari: “Okay, the last devil fruit has been reserved by Aqua, so I’m sorry, little girl, @Tosaka Rin.”
Toosaka Rin: “No…you don’t have to do that. Actually, I don’t want to do that.”
After all, judging from your reactions, this is obviously not a good thing!
I’m not stupid!
Wu Zetian: “You really only have one devil fruit left? I want to buy a few more to reward my subordinates!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Indeed, they are all gone. Next time, if there is a chance, I will go to Hancock’s world to get some back.”
Hancock: “Why is it that something as precious as a devil fruit seems so readily available in your mouth?”
Chen Xuan: “There’s nothing I can do. It’s because his spatial ability is so incredible! He stole things and ran away. No one can stop him.”
Tornado: “Why do I suddenly feel a little envious? No! I’m a hero who upholds justice. I don’t envy such a criminal act.”
Chen Xuan: “Speaking of which, where are all your devil fruits? @Yakumo Yukari.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Where else could it go? Of course I sold it to those idiots in Gensokyo. Not only did I get a lot of good stuff for free, but the expressions on their faces when they ate the devil fruits were just too good to be true!”
Yakumo Yukari: “This time, even that old woman, Yagi Eirin, was severely tricked by me. It really makes people feel happy both physically and mentally!”
So exaggerated?
Chen Xuan was a little shocked.
Using the devil fruit to fool the big monsters in Gensokyo is indeed something that Yakumo Yukari can do.
But Bayi Yonglin was actually deceived, which was something Chen Xuan never expected.
After all, Bayi Eirin is the sage of the moon.
In terms of identity, strength, strategy, appearance, and even… age!
She is on par with the youkai sage Yakumo Yukari.
Even during the First Lunar War, Yagi Eirin successfully commanded the Wataru sisters to capture Yakumo Yukari alive.
Although Chen Xuan always felt that there was probably some dirty deal behind this matter.
Otherwise, Yakumo Yukari would not have run away so easily after the war.
But such a treacherous and sinister old woman was actually deceived by Yakumo Yukari?
Why do I find it a bit unbelievable?
“What? Am I unworthy?” As if sensing the doubt in Chen Xuan’s tone, Yakumo Yukari angrily slammed the table and said, “Not only did I trick them into eating the devil fruit, I even took countless photos with Tengu’s camera. You have no idea how classic it is!”
Chapter 40 Is this the Mask of Pain? (Fifth update, please give me flowers) (Old version)
Any photos?
Chen Xuan suddenly became excited.
Chen Xuan: “There are also photos, bring them to me quickly.”
Esdeath: “I want to have a good time too.”
Wu Zetian: “Make one for me too!”
Esdeath: “What are you all so excited about?”
Chen Xuan: “Don’t get me wrong, I’m not gloating. I just want to criticize Yakumo Yukari’s deceptive behavior.”
Tornado: “Well said, me too!”
Toosaka Rin: “What an incomprehensible bad taste.”
“Photos!”
Yakumo Yukari lay in her bed, turned over lazily, and tapped her chin lightly with her jade fingers.
As the saying goes, happiness is shared with others when enjoyed alone.
In fact, Yakumo Yukari really wants to share her achievements with others and show off her achievements.
But in Gensokyo, this kind of thing is definitely impossible.
Although with the gossipy abilities of those Tengu, as long as I reveal the matter, everyone in Gensokyo will know about it within half a day.
But because of this, unless Yakumo Yukari wants to be hunted down by a gang of people, she’d better forget about it.
But in a chat group, it may be a good choice.
Thinking of this, Yakumo Yukari no longer hesitated and directly uploaded all the classic scenes she had taken.
First up is Yagi Eirin’s.
This is also the photo with the largest number.
It seems that Yagi Eirin is somewhat wary of Yakumo Yukari.
But perhaps he wanted to imitate Shennong and taste hundreds of herbs, so Bayi Yonglin finally cut a small piece and ate it.
“Is this the Mask of Pain?”
Chen Xuan couldn’t help but laughed out loud.
It is hard to imagine that such a powerful and prestigious person would have such a complicated expression.
Esdeath: “Is this the reaction after eating a devil fruit? My goodness, the expression on your face is even more painful than those captives I tortured.”
Toosaka Rin: “Luckily I didn’t use this thing. Is this poison?”
Irena: “It feels like putting smelly socks that haven’t been washed for several days into their mouths.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Ah, this… is another very apt description!”
Aqua: “I know the answer to this question. Let me ask you—how do you know so much about it? Have you ever had a smelly sock stuffed in your mouth? @Irena.”
The expression on the face of the scumbag witch Irena suddenly became very complicated.
Did people say that?
I’m just making a random review. Do I need to be stuffed with smelly socks?
Don’t you all say that this is a mentally retarded goddess?
Why can words be so poisonous!
Wu Zetian: “Ahem, come to think of it, when you ate the devil fruit, your expression should have been similar to this, right? @林黛玉.”
Seeing the fire suddenly burning herself, Lin Daiyu couldn’t help but sigh deeply, her face looking miserable.
Similar to this?
How is that possible!
Don’t forget that at that time, Yakumo Yukari held your head down and forced you to swallow the entire devil fruit.
Most of the people in the photo only took a bite.
Is it comparable?
Although Lin Daiyu certainly could not see her original face.
But she believed it.
The pain on my face at that time was definitely more than 10 times that of these people.
“Ah!!! Are you really from another world?”
“This is amazing!”
“This is incredible, am I dreaming?”
Just when Chen Xuan was about to continue commenting, Kousaka Kirino suddenly broke in and excitedly started to swipe the chat group screen.
Yakumo Yukari: “What kind of behavior is this?”
Esdeath: “I wonder, has this girl finally realized it only now?”
Wu Zetian: “I feel like she’s on par with Aqua.”
Aqua: “Nonsense, I’m not as stupid as her!”
Tornado: “They’re both equally matched, yet you still have the nerve to look down on each other?”
Chen Xuan: “Actually, in most cases, Kousaka Kirino should be quite normal.”
Kousaka Kirino: “Ah! I’m so sorry, I stayed up late studying last night, so I was a little groggy today. I couldn’t react at first.”
Wu Zetian: “Staying up late to study, it seems like you’re a good kid.”
Tornado: “Are you all still in school?”
Kousaka Kirino: “Yes, I am a high school student.”
Toosaka Rin: “Hey, I’m a high school student too.”
Esdeath: “Tsk tsk tsk, the group leader’s habit has been exposed again. He only recruits young girls like this! Oh, it turns out that in the eyes of the group leader, people like me should already be old and ugly, right?”
Hancock: “Huh! It seems you are quite self-aware.”
Chen Xuan: “Don’t be ridiculous, this is just a coincidence!”
Chen Xuan: “Also! @Kosaka Kirino, touch your chest… Ugh, touch your conscience and say it again, did you really stay up late studying last night?”
To be honest, Kousaka Kirino’s academic performance is indeed good, and she is among the top five in the county.
But even so, Chen Xuan would never believe that the other party really stayed up late to study!
However, Kousaka Kirino was very stubborn, “What else can I do as a student if I don’t stay up late to study?”
Chen Xuan sneered, ruthlessly exposing the other person’s true face, “Shut up! I bet you a bag of spicy snacks! You’re a perverted sister-con. You’re clearly staying up all night playing sister-con.”
Chapter 41 Kirino Kosaka, social death (old version)
Oh shit oh shit oh shit!
I want to die! I want to die!
Seeing what Chen Xuan said, Kousaka Kirino suddenly panicked.
Why does this group leader from another world know me so well?
The biggest secret that he had always kept hidden in his heart was ruthlessly revealed by the other party.
You know, Kousaka Kirino is a person who cares very much about what others think of her.
So I have been deliberately hiding these hobbies.
Now that her hobby has been exposed by Chen Xuan, Kousaka Kirino suddenly feels a suffocating sense of social death.
Esdeath: “Interesting, another sister-con? Eh, why did I say again?”
Hancock: “I really don’t understand you guys. Aren’t you all women? How can you control your own sister?”
Tornado: “Shut up! Someone like you who has a sister but doesn’t know how to cherish her can never understand the feelings of people like us.”
Kousaka Kirino: “That’s right! Although I don’t have a sister, I agree with you.”
Um?
Something seems wrong.
Tornado’s expression suddenly became very subtle.
You don’t even have a sister, yet you’re still a sister-con?
Why do I feel like you are weirder than me!
So your sister-con attribute is just a theory?
Chen Xuan also interjected, “Actually, although both of them are sister-con, there are still many differences between them.”
Chen Xuan: “Tornado is the kind of sister who is very protective and can’t bear to see her sister get hurt, and Kousaka Kirino… is just a pervert who likes to play sister-con.”
Wu Zetian: “I’ve always wanted to ask, what is sister control butter?”
Toosaka Rin: “Butter should refer to beef tallow, but I don’t understand why beef tallow is associated with sister-con.”
Irena: “I also don’t know how to pass by quietly.”
Chen Xuan: “No! This has nothing to do with Niu Youke. It’s about video games, and they’re the kind of extremely unhealthy 18+ games. Do you understand what I mean?”
After Chen Xuan painstakingly explained the truth to everyone, everyone finally understood.
Then I realized further that—
Just how perverted is Kousaka Kirino?
“It’s over. My life has become dark and I can’t see any light at all.”
“Woo woo woo!”
Kousaka Kirino was lying on the ground, staring at the ceiling with lifeless eyes.
This is the biggest secret in her heart, and she has never told anyone.
Even my parents never knew that I had such a hobby.
But now it has been ruthlessly exposed.
Kousaka Kirino felt that her fragile heart had suffered a huge blow.
For a moment, I felt completely hopeless.
“Um…what’s wrong with you?”
When Kyosuke Kousaka walked past Kousaka Kirino’s door and saw the scene inside, he originally didn’t intend to pay any attention to it.
But after walking a few steps, he couldn’t help but walk back.
After hesitating for a long time, he finally couldn’t help but ask.
But Kousaka Kirino’s reaction was as intense and bad as ever.
Kousaka Kirino immediately jumped up from the ground, first gave her brother a look of disgust, and then closed the door without mercy.
“This sister is really not cute at all!”
Having been met with such a setback, Kyosuke Kousaka could only touch his nose helplessly and left in frustration.
At this time, Kousaka Kirino finally plucked up the courage and looked at the chat group again.
Tornado: “There’s actually such a game? I thought this was just some armchair sister-con, but I didn’t expect his level is even higher than mine.”
Toosaka Rin: “The point is, she’s actually playing a game that’s 18+? This is probably the second most shocking thing that’s happened to me today.”
Irena: “It’s really outrageous. If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I probably wouldn’t have believed it.”
Chen Xuan: “@Longjuan, do you feel like they’ve opened the door to a new world for you?”
Tornado: “That’s not the case! Am I the kind of person who needs to rely on sister-con butter to find a sense of existence?”
Chen Xuan: “Tsk! You talk as if your sister is willing to pay attention to you.”
These words instantly caused massive damage to Tornado.
Fubuki hasn’t paid any attention to me for a long time, and she’s even reluctant to say hello to me when they meet.
It was as if they were afraid that others would know that they were sisters.
But I have always been doing this for her own good!
When Kousaka Kirino saw this, her eyes suddenly brightened.
Am I socially dead?
In that case, why not just drag the people in this group into this?
When the people in this group realize the greatness of sister-con, they will naturally fall into it slowly.
By then, won’t everyone be the same?
The breakthrough point is undoubtedly Tornado, who has a younger sister but seems not to be understood.
Kousaka Kirino was already a little impatient and said, “@Tornado, I think you really need some sister-con butter in your current situation. It can not only relieve your mood, but also help you understand your sister’s true thoughts.”
Understand your sister’s true inner thoughts?
After seeing these words, Tornado, who was about to refuse righteously, became hesitant.
Then he said inexplicably: “Well, show me your sister-con butter.”
Chapter 42 Suggestion to change the group name (old version)
It actually worked!
This scene left Chen Xuan dumbfounded.
Tornado, where is your moral integrity?
It was so easy for him to accept the other party’s ridiculous statement.
“Okay then, I’ll pick out the most suitable game for you right away, which is also my favorite!”
And Kousaka Kirino was immediately overjoyed.
To save yourself from social death, start by dragging the entire group into the water and playing the sister-con game!
Hancock: “Sure enough, those who have sister complexes are all perverts.”
Kousaka Kirino: “I can’t talk to someone like you who doesn’t cherish his sister. If you have a sister but don’t take good care of her, you will be punished by God sooner or later, just like my stupid brother!”
Esdeath: “These sister-con guys are quite powerful.”
Yakumo Yukari: “I suggest changing the group name to Perverted Sister Control Group.”
Scathach: “Let’s call it the sister control group. That’s more appropriate.”
Wu Zetian: “You are actually having a serious discussion?”
Irena: “Without my sister, I can only tremble in fear.”
Chen Xuan: “Come on, come on, the girls you’ve flirted with could circle the mainland three times. Who wouldn’t want to be your sister?”
Hancock: “Why does it smell like a scumbag?”
Toosaka Rin: “Oh my god, you are all so perverted.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Then I can only upgrade my suggestion and change the group name to the sister control yuri group.”
Lin Daiyu: “Support!”
Chen Xuan: “Do you know what you are saying? Just support it.”
Lin Daiyu: “I don’t know, but I definitely support Sister Zi.”
Chen Xuan wiped his forehead and suddenly felt a little tired.
Has Yakumo Yukari gained another little fan girl?
But Lin Daiyu!
This guy, Yakumo Yukari, forced the entire devil fruit into your head.
You really don’t feel the slightest bit of discomfort in your heart?
never mind.
In this situation, all I can say is, I admire you.
At this time, Scathach suddenly asked curiously: “Master, we already have a general understanding of Tohsaka Rin’s situation. What will be the fate of the other two newcomers?”
As soon as these words were spoken, the entire chat group fell silent instantly.
Irena and Kousaka Kirino, but they are nervous.
After what happened to Toosaka Rin, no one doubted Chen Xuan anymore.
As it concerns one’s own destiny, I’m afraid no one can accept it calmly.
Chen Xuan couldn’t help but scratch his head.
The Witch’s Journey hasn’t even finished yet, who knows what will happen next?
But judging by the current situation…
“There’s not much to say about Irena. She just travels around, flirts with people everywhere, and then walks away, constantly showing off the customs and culture of that world.”
Chen Xuan spoke first.
Hearing this, Irena breathed a sigh of relief.
This kind of life may be a bit dull, but it is what I want.
Kousaka Kirino asked curiously, “Why do you just pat your butt and leave instead of just pulling up your pants and leaving?”
Esdeath: “???”
Hancock: “There seems to be something really wrong with this person.”
Scathach: “As expected of a guy who plays with sister complex, this way of thinking is completely different from that of normal people.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Will you become like this in the future? @Tornado.”
Tornado: “Don’t talk nonsense, I’m just going to take a critical look.”
Having said that, Tornado still couldn’t help feeling a little panicked in her heart.
I just want to see if I can find out what my sister Fubuki is really thinking.
I don’t want to become a pervert!
However, Kousaka Kirino immediately retorted, “You guys are smart too! You understood what I said right away. There aren’t any outsiders around here anyway, so why bother pretending to be innocent?”
This made Chen Xuan shake his head.
Kousaka Kirino’s current reaction seems like…
Completely letting yourself go?
Could it be that social death once again revived Kousaka Kirino’s desire?
Has the combat effectiveness become stronger?
Chen Xuan: “Ahem, after all, Irena is just flirting with people and never picking flowers, so there’s no need to pull up your pants.”
Yakumo Yukari: “I understand the truth, but now I want to know what Kousaka Kirino’s world is like.”
Kousaka Kirino: “Uh…it’s nothing, I’m just an ordinary student.”
Wu Zetian: “That’s hard to say. Perhaps the plot hasn’t even begun yet.”
Esdeath: “Look at Tōsaka Rin, isn’t she just an ordinary student? But soon she’ll be participating in the Holy Grail War, and failure means death!”
Tornado: “And her sister was trapped in a fire, and her father died with his eyes wide open, but she had no idea about it before.”
Scathach: “I’m increasingly looking forward to the development of the story in Kousaka Kirino’s world.”
These people’s words made Kousaka Kirino feel a little guilty.
Not good!
It’s pretty good to just be a lazy bum who eats and waits for death, playing with girls and butter every day.
But I don’t want to get involved in any fighting.
Even though I am a student majoring in sports, my sports performance is among the best in the whole city.
But if I really get into a fight with someone, I’m afraid that with my weak arms and legs, I won’t be able to withstand more than a few blows, right?
Fortunately, just when Kousaka Kirino was feeling uneasy, Chen Xuan finally said, “I’m afraid I’m going to disappoint everyone on this point!”
Chapter 43: Can’t accept it so quickly? (Three updates) (Old version)
Scathach: “Eh?”
Wu Zetian: “This is a little beyond my expectations.”
Kousaka Kirino: “I’m relieved.”
Hancock: “Looks like there’s nothing interesting to watch?”
Chen Xuan: “Yeah! Aside from a little bit of melodramatic plot, Kousaka Kirino’s story is basically a very warm and daily life.”
Yakumo Yukari: “I suggest you describe the bloody plot in detail.”
Tornado: “Yes, we are more interested in this.”
Lin Daiyu: “Um…I feel the same way.”
“Tsk! What is there to say?”
“At most, my otaku hobby was leaked. What’s the big deal?”
But Kousaka Kirino scoffed at this.
After hearing Chen Xuan’s words, her confidence seemed to increase a lot.
Chen Xuan also laughed, “Sorry, you guessed the beginning, but not the ending.”
“?”
Kousaka Kirino slowly typed a question mark.
What’s the meaning?
Why did I suddenly feel a little panicked?
Impossible!
Since this is indeed an ordinary everyday world, there will not be all kinds of extraordinary characters appearing.
Isn’t that enough?
No difficulty can overwhelm you!
It must be the group leader who is trying to scare me. I can’t be scared!
“I don’t believe it. Tell me, what kind of ridiculous plot is this?”
Kousaka Kirino gritted her teeth and said stubbornly.
Chen Xuan curled his lips and said, “Everyone, bear witness. It was Kousaka Kirino who asked me to say this. You can’t blame me for invading her privacy afterwards.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Alright, stop talking nonsense and hurry up!”
Hancock: “Wait while I find some melon seeds and fruit.”
Wu Zetian: “Hahahaha, I have already had it prepared.”
Aqua: “Wow… none of my followers prepared anything like this for me. They’re so unqualified.”
Wu Zetian: “Then come to my place. You can listen to gossip and eat whatever you want.”
Aqua: “Oh, really? That’s really great.”
Yakumo Yukari: “You little fool, why are you always unwilling to use your smart brain to think? Is a little snack as valuable as a toll? I don’t know how many fruits and snacks you can buy with that toll.”
Chen Xuan: “To be honest, I actually admire Aqua quite a bit.”
Scathach: “???”
Lin Daiyu: “Why?”
Wu Zetian: “You have confused everyone.”
Chen Xuan: “Isn’t it? Humanity has spent so many years to evolve intelligence, but Aqua has never bothered to use it. She is truly a very cool goddess.”
Irena: “Hahaha!”
Toosaka Rin: “Hahaha!”
Tornado: “Well done!”
Aqua: “Wow, @Group Leader, it seems like what you said wasn’t a good thing. Why do you always bully me all day long?”
In response, Chen Xuan said seriously, “As a goddess, isn’t it natural for her to be bullied by her followers?”
“Ah… is there such a setting?”
Aqua was stunned for a moment.
I don’t remember there being such a rule in my sect.
goddess……
It should be protected by everyone!
Yakumo Yukari: “Tsk tsk tsk, this reaction is really hopeless.”
Tornado: “She is indeed a very elegant goddess.”
Irena: “Don’t be so mean! She’s a goddess, not a human. Naturally, she wouldn’t bother using the intelligence that humans have spent so many years to develop.”
Wu Zetian: “That makes sense. I am convinced by you.”
Toosaka Rin: “But isn’t it a bit bad for us to bully others like this?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Who bullied her? Don’t talk nonsense! It was obviously the group leader who bullied her. It has nothing to do with us.”
Chen Xuan: “Bah! When it comes to watching the show and shirking responsibility, you’re the most active.”
Tornado: “Let’s get back to business. What’s going on in Kousaka Kirino’s world? What kind of ridiculous plot happened?”
Chen Xuan: “It’s nothing, it’s just that Kousaka Kirino’s perverted hobby was accidentally discovered by her brother Kousaka Kyosuke.”
At this moment, Kousaka Kirino’s sharp voice almost penetrated the entire Kousaka family.
Before this, Kousaka Kirino was already prepared for her otaku hobbies, and even her perverted hobby of playing sister-con porn, to be known to others.
But she never expected it.
The one who discovered his perverted hobby was actually his stupid brother.
This was a little hard for Kousaka Kirino to accept.
To be honest, the relationship between the two siblings was once very good.
But as they grew older, they completely parted ways.
Especially after Kousaka Kirino developed a hobby of playing with chicks, he became like someone with paranoia.
She always felt that there was something wrong with Kyosuke Kousaka and deliberately kept her distance from him.
The two have been at loggerheads for several years.
But now, Kousaka Kirina finds out that her perverted hobby will be discovered by her brother Kousaka Kyosuke?
This is a bit unacceptable!
Seeing this, Chen Xuan also raised his eyebrows.
Is this unacceptable?
Girl, the key point is still yet to come!
ps: Thanks to [魔王美如画] for the monthly ticket.
Thanks to [Mu Ming] for the monthly ticket.
Chapter 44: It Turns Out I’m the Disadvantaged Group (Fourth Update) (Old Version)
Chen Xuan: “Calm down, this is just foreplay, the highlight is later.”
Irena: “Oh my god! Look what I found. The group leader actually used the word ‘foreplay’.”
Tornado: “I suspect the group leader is driving.”
Yakumo Yukari: “I suspect this guy is driving on purpose.”
Chen Xuan: “Don’t make a fuss, it’s just very normal.”
Chen Xuan: “You are girls, can you please stop being so filthy? This really makes me feel very sad.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Tsk! Can’t girls act like hooligans?”
Wu Zetian: “Come on, I’m the emperor now, why can’t I act like a gangster?”
Toosaka Rin: “To be honest, there are more girls in this group – so you’d better be careful!”
Chen Xuan suddenly realized that what they said made a lot of sense!
It is extremely difficult for me to suppress so many female demons by myself.
It turns out that I am the legendary vulnerable group!
But it doesn’t matter, I will definitely continue to carry forward the traditional spirit of struggle that is not afraid of hardship or fatigue.
We must strive to suppress all these women and never let them go out and harm others.
Kousaka Kirino: “What happened next? Explain it to me!”
Tornado: “She’s anxious, anxious, anxious!”
Scathach: “This girl seems to care about her brother?”
Toosaka Rin: “We’re siblings after all. It’s only natural that they’d be anxious after their perverted identities were exposed in front of their family, right?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Fast forward to the moment when the parents break both of Kousaka Kirino’s legs.”
Esdeath: “Fast forward to when her parents found out about this and gave Kousaka Kirino a younger sister.”
Lin Daiyu: “This…”
Hancock: “I don’t believe such a heartwarming thing could happen.”
Wu Zetian: “It’s not heartwarming for parents to support their daughter’s continued perversion.”
Amidst everyone’s speculation, Chen Xuan continued, “But actually, you’re all wrong! After Kousaka Kyosuke discovered Kousaka Kirino’s hobby, he didn’t choose to tell his parents. Instead, he took the blame and silently bore the brunt of it all.”
Hey, does that stupid brother have this kind of responsibility?
Seeing Chen Xuan say this, Kousaka Kirino couldn’t help but be stunned.
In fact, when I was a child, my brother and I had a very good relationship.
Since when did it start to fall into the current situation of being in dire straits?
Kousaka Kirino was in a complicated mood, and it seemed that her opinion of Kousaka Kyosuke had changed a little.
After thinking about it, Kousaka Kirino took the initiative to come to Kousaka Kyosuke’s room and knocked on the door.
Just now, my brother was kind and concerned about me, but I didn’t seem to be treating him well.
Kousaka Kirino suddenly felt a little ashamed and even wanted to apologize.
“What’s wrong?”
Kyosuke Kousaka opened the door and looked at his sister with some confusion.
But Kousaka Kirino hesitated to speak.
Our relationship has been cold for so many years. How could it be so easy to apologize to my brother on my own initiative?
However, just as Kousaka Kirino was hesitating, she discovered that Chen Xuan had already continued in the chat group: “Immediately afterwards, using the opportunity of keeping the secret as an opportunity, the relationship between the two began to improve, and even heated up rapidly.”
“In the end, we were in a relationship that was destined to end in a breakup!”
What?!
Kousaka Kirino felt like her brain had suddenly frozen.
Our relationship started to improve, which I could understand.
But what about a relationship that is destined to break up?
Scathach: “I didn’t expect the plot to unfold like this.”
Irena: “It’s really bloody and completely unexpected.”
Hancock: “Ah, this… I feel like my worldview has been completely overturned.”
Aqua: “But aren’t they siblings?”
Toosaka Rin: “Ahem, how should I put it? In some mage families, in order to maintain the purity of their bloodline, inbreeding is a very common practice! But siblings… I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so outrageous as this.”
Lin Daiyu: “So do I.”
Yakumo Yukari: “In this situation, all I can say is, ‘Awesome!'”
Tornado: “But why is it a relationship destined to end in breakup?”
Chen Xuan: “Well, it may be because Kousaka Kyosuke didn’t have the courage to go to Deguo to see an orthopedic doctor. Or it may be that someone didn’t dare to take the forbidden step, fearing that he would be banned.”
Esdeath: “I suddenly remembered something very interesting! Kousaka Kirino likes to play sister-con erotic, but it turns out that her brother is the one who plays sister-con erotic in real life. Is this fate?”
Yakumo Yukari: “No! This is totally like being robbed.”
Irena: “Hahaha! I’m dying of laughter. Could it be that all those sister-con butters were actually prepared by Kousaka Kirino for her brother?”
Tornado: “Let me make a bold guess! Could it be that because Kousaka Kyousuke hasn’t become a sister-con yet, Kousaka Kirino is so obsessed with sister-con guys?”
Chen Xuan: “That makes sense. It’s terrifying when you think about it carefully!”
As for the subsequent conversation, Kousaka Kirino could no longer bear it.
She also felt completely stupid.
How could something like this happen between me and this stupid brother?
Fake!
It must be fake!
“What’s wrong with you?”
And seeing that Kousaka Kirino remained silent, her expression kept changing.
Kyosuke Kousaka couldn’t help it and said a little impatiently.
Chapter 45 Then you are doubting my ability (5th update, please give me flowers) (Old version)
“Shut up, you bastard!”
But Kousaka Kyosuke’s words seemed to instantly stimulate Kousaka Kirino.
My heart, which had become nervous because of Chen Xuan’s story, suddenly went crazy.
Kousaka Kirino punched the door hard.
Kyosuke Kousaka was so frightened that he couldn’t help but take a step back, and then he was tripped by something and fell to the ground.
“What are you doing?!”
After realizing what was happening, Kyosuke Kousaka felt a little embarrassed.
Why do you seem so timid?
However, Kyosuke Kousaka was also worried about his sister’s hand.
The loud noise from a punch is no joke.
Is he injured?!
“I told you to shut up!”
Kousaka Kirino seemed even more angry. She suddenly rushed forward and grabbed her brother’s sleeve fiercely. “You bastard, I treated you as a brother, but I didn’t expect you to be such a pervert. You even have thoughts about your own sister. Don’t you know that this is something that is against the will of heaven?”
“Ah huh?”
“What nonsense are you talking about? When have I ever done anything against the will of heaven?”
Kousaka Kyosuke was completely confused. “Are you crazy? How about I ask my parents to take you to the hospital?”
“You still dare to say no?” Kousaka Kirino was furious. “I didn’t expect that besides being a pervert, you’re also a coward who dares to do things but not take responsibility for them.”
After being insulted for no apparent reason, Kousaka Kyosuke was a little angry. “What’s wrong with your brain? I don’t have any thoughts about you! Even if I were to go out and look for those self-degrading girls, I wouldn’t go to you. At most, I’d just spend some money.”
As soon as these words were spoken, the whole room quickly fell silent.
Kyosuke Kousaka felt a little confused.
Today my sister went crazy for no apparent reason, and it ended inexplicably as well.
What is going on?
“Can you let me go now?”
Kousaka Kyosuke asked hesitantly.
But Kousaka Kirino didn’t even look at it. She just grabbed the thing at hand and smashed it on Kousaka Kyosuke’s head.
“You bastard! Pervert!”
“How dare you say you have no feelings for me? Go to hell!”
“What a pervert who isn’t honest at all!”
Following Kousaka Kirina’s angry curses, Kousaka Kyosuke’s screams were heard.
After more than ten minutes, all the noise finally subsided.
Only then did Kousaka Kirino return to her room with angry steps.
Kousaka Kirino, still furious, opened the chat group, only to see chat records that nearly made her vomit blood.
Yakumo Yukari: “@Kosaka Kirino, could the person involved please come out and express their opinion?”
Irena: “It seems like he’s been keeping silent.”
Tornado: “Are you pretending to be dead to escape reality?”
Lin Daiyu: “I really didn’t expect that siblings could actually do this… This is too shocking!”
Scathach: “The fact that you can say such things shows that you are still relatively pure.”
Toosaka Rin: “I always thought this kind of perverted thing only appeared in novels and comics, but I didn’t expect to see it in real life – even if it was in another world.”
Esdeath: “Speaking of which, this girl has been silent the whole time. Is she already impatient to find her brother?”
Aqua: “It’s really ironic that I spent all day playing sister-con porn and ended up finding myself the heroine of my brother’s sister-con porn.”
Strangely, after Aqua finished speaking, the chat group suddenly became quiet.
Afterwards, Chen Xuan took the lead, and dense question marks filled the entire chat group.
Aqua was furious, “What do you mean? I seem to sense your deep malice.”
Chen Xuan: “It’s nothing, I just feel like this kind of words don’t sound like something you can say!”
Chen Xuan’s words naturally made Aqua even more angry.
But at this time, Kousaka Kirino also said: “Stop talking, this kind of thing will never happen.”
“Oh, so you’re doubting my professional ability?”
Seeing this, Chen Xuan raised his eyebrows.
And Kousaka Kirino really felt a little uneasy in her heart.
After all, Chen Xuan’s ability has long been verified.
But no matter what, I can never accept such a fate!
So Kousaka Kirino mustered up her courage and said, “Even if such a future could really exist, it’s absolutely impossible from now on!”
“I just went over and beat up that stupid brother. I’m sure he won’t have the courage to do such a perverted thing again!”
Kousaka Kirino said this with great confidence.
Irena: “This…”
Scathach: “Poor kid, he got beaten for no reason.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Will what I do in the future be related to my present self? This is another complex philosophical question.”
Esdeath: “Your brother can’t even beat you? That’s too useless!”
Kousaka Kirino: “Of course I am. I am a famous athlete in the whole county. How can a nerd like him compete with me?”
Tornado: “But oftentimes, there’s still a huge size difference between men and women.”
Chen Xuan: “Why don’t you think…it was actually her brother who didn’t resist?”
Chapter 46 Oh My God, a Group of Female Hooligans (1st Update) (Old Version)
After Chen Xuan finished speaking, many people were stunned for a moment.
Especially Kousaka Kirino, when she recalled the scene just now, her expression couldn’t help but change slightly.
It seems possible!
Tornado: “So, Kousaka Kirino’s brother would rather accept being beaten by his sister than resist?”
Esdeath: “So, Kousaka Kirino’s brother actually enjoys being beaten by his sister?”
Irena: “So, Kousaka Kirino’s brother is not only a sister-con pervert, but also a pervert who enjoys being beaten?”
Tornado: “Ah, this… isn’t this the legendary masochist?”
Yakumo Yukari: “But shouldn’t people like this kind of queen generally like the high and mighty one? Why is he such a perverted sister-con?”
Scathach: “Maybe the taste is more mixed?”
Toosaka Rin: “It’s so terrifying, your circle is really messed up.”
Aqua: “Even though the group leader said this is an everyday world, I feel it’s even more shocking than those battle worlds.”
Hancock: “You know what? Even among the Celestial Dragons, I don’t think you’d find such a thing.”
Everyone was talking at once.
But this time it was Chen Xuan’s turn to be confused.
Is it that I opened it the wrong way?
What you said is totally different from what I wanted to express!
And Chen Xuan finally saw how rumors came about.
Even in the same chat group, the rumors were getting more and more outrageous.
You guys are pretty awesome.
“Stop it! What I mean is…Kousaka Kyosuke naturally doesn’t dare to resist casually in order to protect his sister, lest something unexpected happen!”
Chen Xuan explained very sincerely.
Kyosuke Kousaka is already pitiful enough.
Because of something that had not happened yet, he was beaten for no apparent reason.
Could you please stop throwing dirty water on others?
Yakumo Yukari: “To explain is to cover up. You don’t need to say more. We understand!”
Tornado: “Tsk tsk, the group leader actually tried to explain for this pervert? It seems like they’re all birds of a feather.”
Scathach: “It’s a common problem among men! I can understand it.”
Esdeath: “Isn’t this a common problem among perverts? Lolita-loving perverts and sister-loving perverts.”
Irena: “That makes sense. It seems they are from the same nest.”
Toosaka Rin: “So this is the tone the group leader likes. I’m relieved now.”
Chen Xuan also felt a little depressed, and simply said: “Don’t worry, I have a lot of tastes, and I’m not a human being when I’m casual, do you believe it?”
Esdeath: “Come on, my little leader!”
Scathach: “Hehe, I’ve been emphasizing that I’m not young, so I’d better call you group leader.”
Hancock: “Brother, you are always welcome here.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Gensokyo doesn’t have anything else but a lot of beauties. How about I introduce a few to you? They’re all outsiders!”
Wu Zetian: “I admire your courage! I will not hesitate to give you a chance.”
“You guys are awesome, this doesn’t count as my loss!”
In the end, Chen Xuan couldn’t hold on any longer.
Oh my god, a bunch of female hooligans!
As expected, once a girl goes crazy, there is nothing a man can do.
These guys rely on their numbers to bully our vulnerable group so unscrupulously.
Chen Xuan really felt wronged and wanted to cry.
Since there are no group tasks for the time being, even with the addition of new members, people still live a peaceful and stable daily life.
Even when we’re in the group chat every day, it’s definitely a lot more lively than before.
Especially every time Kousaka Kirino appears, she brings with her a lot of blood and gore.
It is obvious that people pay much more attention to this kind of bloody gossip than to other things.
But just today, when everyone was chatting happily, a reminder message suddenly appeared in the chat group.
“Ding! The chat group experience value has reached full, and the upgrade is officially underway!”
“New features will be available after the upgrade, please look forward to it.”
Seeing these two reminders, Chen Xuan was stunned for a moment, and then an uncontrollable joy appeared on his face.
Chen Xuan had also consulted about the chat group upgrade issue before.
The main thing is to meet the requirements of number of people and activity level.
However, Chen Xuan was too lazy to do it specifically, so he just let everything go with the flow.
Unexpectedly, I finally met the upgrade requirements today.
“Ding, the upgrade is complete, please explore the new features yourself.”
Less than three seconds passed and Chen Xuan hadn’t even reacted yet.
The news that the upgrade is complete has appeared again.
The speed was so fast that Chen Xuan couldn’t help but feel a little surprised.
And in the chat group, some people didn’t even react.
Irena: “Hey, hey, did something just suddenly appear?”
Aqua: “It seems so, but it was so fast that I couldn’t see it clearly.”
Tornado: “Who told you to talk so fast? You’re just swiping the screen.”
Scathach: “It seems that the chat group has been upgraded? But I don’t see any difference.”
Wu Zetian: “Although we are allowed to explore on our own, I think it would be much more convenient to ask the group owner directly for clarification on this kind of question.”
Esdeath: “That makes sense. You are quite clever.”
ps: Thanks to [风染的盐鱼停止赌号] for the ticket urging me to update.
Chapter 47 New Features of Chat Group (Old Version)
Yakumo Yukari: “@Group leader, did you see that? Come out and receive the guests! Sisters, you can’t wait any longer.”
Lin Daiyu: “Uh… Sister Zi, don’t say that.”
Scathach: “I think there’s nothing wrong with it. It’s quite interesting.”
Aqua: “Hahaha, that’s right! As a follower of this goddess, come out and serve the goddesses.”
Esdeath: “Suddenly I feel that what Aqua said is so right.”
Looking at what these people said, Chen Xuan couldn’t help but frown.
Since the last time, these female hooligans have been acting like hooligans every day.
As a member of the vulnerable group, I feel really uncomfortable.
Chen Xuan couldn’t help but sigh, “Girls, when I tell you dirty jokes, I hope to see you smile shyly, not to ask you to tell me something even more dirty. Do you understand what I mean?”
Wu Zetian: “I understand, but what does this have to do with me?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Do we have to show you what you want to see?”
Esdeath: “The vulnerable groups just need to lie down obediently and stop talking nonsense. We will take care of the rest.”
Irena: “Wow, come on, I’m still a child. Excited face.JPG”
Chen Xuan: “I’m so tired. Can someone normal talk to me?”
Kousaka Kirino: “Have you finally experienced what I’ve been feeling these past few days?”
Wu Zetian: “Let’s get back to business! What on earth did the chat group upgrade do?”
Aqua: “Yes, yes, it’s really curious.”
Chen Xuan: “Call me daddy! Call me daddy and I’ll tell you!”
Everyone: “???”
Yakumo Yukari: “I’m afraid you’ve completely lost yourself.”
Scathach: “Have you, the group leaders, forgotten the terror we have caused you these past few days?”
Esdeath: “Seems like I’ve gained some confidence.”
Chen Xuan: “This doesn’t give me any confidence! It’s just that – can you still hit me through the network cable?”
This arrogant look is really a bit infuriating.
But for a moment, everyone seemed to have no solution.
Not to mention that crossing the world is a bit expensive, it requires at least 100 points.
The key is——
It seems like no one can beat this guy!
Not to mention the terrifying electromagnetic ability, which many people can withstand.
But that terrifying erasing ability is really frustrating.
Esdeath, Scathach and the others are still feeling scared after being touched by Chen Xuan last time.
I could imagine myself working so hard for so many years, only to have my natural abilities, like my hands and feet, vanish in an instant.
What is this feeling like?
Anyway, it gives people a really scary feeling.
Seeing everyone silent, Chen Xuan also breathed a sigh of relief.
Don’t push me!
If you continue to push me, I will really have no choice but to use special means.
But at this moment, Aqua suddenly said, “Dad!”
? !
Chen Xuan almost choked to death on his own saliva.
My retarded goddess, what are you doing?
“I’ve already shouted, tell me clearly what has changed!”
Aqua demanded.
Chen Xuan looked confused, “Where is your moral integrity?”
Aqua: “What is moral integrity? Can you eat it?”
Toosaka Rin: “I suddenly understand why you keep calling this goddess idiot.”
Tornado: “So idiots don’t need self-respect? This has completely changed my understanding!”
Chen Xuan: “Shut up! Shouldn’t you be grateful to Aqua for carrying the burden for you?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Haha!”
Wu Zetian: “Haha!”
Esdeath: “It’s impossible for me to be grateful. I will never be grateful in this life. It seems that the only way to survive is to fish in troubled waters.”
Chen Xuan rolled his eyes.
Although Aqua’s operation really shocked me.
But can’t you learn from others?
“That’s right! First, there are upgrades to daily sign-ins. Signing in for 10 consecutive days, a month, or a year will earn you special rewards.”
After communicating with the system, Chen Xuan finally explained in the chat group.
This sentence immediately made many people’s eyes light up.
Scathach: “That’s great!”
Tornado: “He gave us a surprise right away.”
Yakumo Yukari: “I suggest increasing the points earned from daily sign-ins. You can only randomly earn less than 100 points, which is too little.”
Chen Xuan: “I suggest you reject it. Others are greedy and want to swallow an elephant.”
Wu Zetian: “So what exactly does this special reward refer to?”
Chen Xuan: “You guys need to experience this for yourselves. If I spoil the story now, wouldn’t it make you lose a lot of the experience?”
Kousaka Kirino: “Um… after the sign-in system is upgraded, will I no longer only get single-digit sign-in points every day?”
As soon as these words were spoken, there was a hint of pity in Chen Xuan’s eyes.
Although there were no group tasks to do these days, Kousaka Kirino never missed things like signing in.
But the points earned each time never reached double digits.
It’s simply a miracle – although not a very pleasant miracle!
So Chen Xuan also said: “I’m sorry! System upgrades can’t solve character problems! This is all fate, just accept it.”
Chapter 48: The Old Ladies Were Both Silenced (Part 3) (Old Version)
“Nonsense, how could there be something wrong with me?”
Kosaka Kirino was so angry that he gritted his teeth.
The TV remote control in my hand was already a little overwhelmed.
It’s clearly a system problem that causes me to only get single-digit points every day when I sign in.
Now you want to blame myself?
No!
I, Kousaka Kirino, will never accept my fate!
Kousaka Kirino’s reaction was naturally another burst of laughter from both inside and outside the group.
For a moment, this place seemed to have become a sea of joy.
Wu Zetian also asked: “Besides this, what other new features are there?”
Chen Xuan: “There are quite a few more! In addition, the red envelope function has been opened. You can send local specialties, money, or secret manuals of your own world directly to others.”
Yakumo Yukari: “That’s interesting, let me try it!”
Yakumo Yukari couldn’t wait and sent out an exclusive red envelope without any instruction.
And the recipient was actually the mentally retarded goddess Aqua.
Chen Xuan was still wondering what kind of dirty deal was going on between the two.
But he discovered that the thing inside the red envelope was actually a devil fruit.
Chen Xuan was speechless.
Is this girl Aqua really planning to try the flavor of the devil fruit?
Curiosity killed the cat. Why don’t you understand this?
Moreover, as a god, this devil fruit may not necessarily have any amplifying effect on you!
“Wow, it’s true!”
“After I received it, the devil fruit fell directly in front of me. It was really amazing!”
Aqua kept exclaiming and posted a photo of herself holding a devil fruit.
Scathach: “Interesting feature, isn’t it?”
Wu Zetian: “Now we can share what we have with each other.”
Irena: “Why is it that only Aqua gets a red envelope? I don’t accept it, I want one too, boohoo!”
Tornado: “@Yakumo Yukari, that’s right, you can’t be partial to one and ignore the other.”
Toosaka Rin: “I’m waiting online for a red envelope. Thank you, boss.”
Lin Daiyu: “I’m a little looking forward to it.”
“Hahaha! Don’t worry, everyone has it.”
Yakumo Yukari was unexpectedly more generous than Chen Xuan had expected.
After he finished speaking, the new red envelope reminder sound instantly rang in Chen Xuan’s ears.
But when Chen Xuan looked closely, he found that it was actually a red envelope with a password.
Toosaka Rin: “The group leader is a pervert, everyone come together to overthrow him.”
Esdeath: “The group leader is a pervert. Let’s all work together to overthrow him.”
Irena: “The group leader is a pervert, everyone come together to overthrow him.”
In an instant, dozens of identical messages appeared in front of Chen Xuan.
Chen Xuan’s face turned black.
Irena: “Hey, I think I sent out something incredible.”
Scathach: “Oh my, is the group leader going to come over and beat me up through the internet? I’m really looking forward to it.”
Esdeath: “If you really like being beaten that much, I can help you. I happen to like beating people.”
Scathach: “Haha, it’s a pity that I will resist.”
Toosaka Rin: “What should I do? What should I do? This kind of thing, won’t that perverted group leader take advantage of it?”
Hancock: “Calm down, the group leader is just a guy with the will but not the guts to do anything.”
Kousaka Kirino: “That’s what I said, but I’m a little afraid that the group leader will slap me to death.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Life and death are determined by fate, wealth and honor are in the hands of God, what is there to worry about? Don’t withdraw, there is no point in withdrawing!”
“Ding! [Yakumo Yukari] is muted for one hour.”
Chen Xuan finally couldn’t help it and directly used the Great Silence Spell.
If we continue to sit back and do nothing, the entire chat group will be completely led astray by Yakumo Yukari.
Wu Zetian: “How terrifying! The group owner actually has this kind of authority.”
Hancock: “Don’t you deserve it? You actually slandered the group leader like that.”
Kousaka Kirino: “It’s hard to imagine that a nasty guy like the group leader has such die-hard fans.”
Scathach: “How terrifying! Is this the legendary authority dog?”
Toosaka Rin: “???
Tornado: “Warrior, please have a safe journey!”
Esdeath: “I can’t help but admire your courage. It’s a suicidal spirit that I can’t even begin to match.”
Sure enough, everyone hasn’t finished talking yet.
Chen Xuan simply let the purple-haired old woman follow in her footsteps.
They were all locked in a small dark room for an hour.
As a result, the chat group finally became quiet.
Chen Xuan didn’t wait for them to ask more questions and said directly: “In addition, the last new feature is the Happy Farm feature!”
“Happy Farm?!”
This name really made everyone a little confused.
Are you still planning to let us go to farm?
joke!
Who in this chat group is not a goddess-level existence that dominates everyone?
Well, only Rin Tousaka and Kirino Kousaka, who just joined the group this time, might be a bit disappointing.
But after all, she is a goddess that ordinary people cannot reach.
Isn’t it ridiculous that you ask us to plow the fields and farm?
This is not the way to recall the past and think of the present!
Chen Xuan, despite everyone’s doubts, slowly said, “That’s right! As the name suggests, the function of this Happy Farm is farming.”
Chapter 49 I Don’t Want Face Anymore (Fourth Update) (Old Version)
When the people chatting saw Chen Xuan’s words, their expressions became even more strange.
Playing awkwardly?
You really want us to farm!
We goddesses actually have to do such heavy work.
Doesn’t your conscience hurt?
Toosaka Rin: “I don’t think this way of playing is very good.”
Wu Zetian: “I am the empress of the Tang Dynasty! How could I possibly do such a thing?”
Esdeath: “I only know how to chop people. Farming has nothing to do with me.”
Lin Daiyu: “This kind of thing usually doesn’t happen to me.”
Kousaka Kirino was a little curious: “Hey, come to think of it, didn’t the ancient emperors in your country occasionally lead the troops to plow the fields? @Wu Zetian.”
But Wu Zetian scoffed, “It’s just an act, waving a hoe a few times for show, do you really expect us to do such a thing?”
Tornado: “I understand the logic! But is it really okay to say it like this?”
Irena: “We’re not his subjects, so what’s the deal? Speaking of which, can we use magic to take care of this farm?”
Esdeath: “Judging from the group leader’s usual behavior, I don’t think it’s a good idea.”
Hancock: “Woo woo woo! Brother leader, I don’t want to do this kind of heavy work!”
Looking at the angry chat group, Chen Xuan also felt quite helpless.
“Just let me finish what I’m saying first!”
“This Happy Farm has a secret.”
Chen Xuan shook his head and said.
But people still don’t seem to buy it.
Aqua: “A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated! I’m a goddess, what do you take me for?”
Tornado: “Whatever, I’m not interested in this thing anyway.”
Kousaka Kirino: “How about we study the red envelope function? Is there anyone willing to send me a red envelope?”
Hancock: “Why do you have to have someone send it to you? Can’t you just send it yourself?”
Wu Zetian: “No, no, no! She will definitely send you a bunch of sister-con porn later.”
Irena: “Yeah, forget it then! A little sister like that will only slow down my wand swinging.”
Toosaka Rin: “Let me put this on the table. As the head of the Tosaka family, I will never lower myself to work in the fields.”
Chen Xuan raised his eyebrows, “Are you serious?”
Toosaka Rin also said with great confidence: “No matter whether others are serious or not, I am serious anyway! I am a magician, don’t think about leading me astray!”
“Okay!” Chen Xuan shrugged. “I was going to tell you that the crops in Happy Farm can be sold directly for points!”
As soon as the words fell, the entire chat group fell into deathly silence.
Rin Tohsaka was the first to speak up: “As expected of the group leader! This is to remind us of the good old days! The head of this family has decided to respond to the group leader’s call and actively promote agricultural development.”
Hancock: “Do you still have any shame?”
Toosaka Rin: “I don’t care about face, I just want points.”
Esdeath: “Pfft…Hahahaha.”
Tornado: “Although I wanted to change my mind immediately, your performance, Toosaka Rin, is too interesting.”
Wu Zetian: “To be frank, our Tang Empire is based on agriculture. As the emperor, I also need to be more diligent! So I have decided to run this Happy Farm!”
Irena: “You two still have time to talk nonsense here. I’m already studying this Happy Farm.”
“You guys are really realistic!”
Chen Xuan couldn’t help but complain.
He was speaking righteously before, but after hearing that points could be exchanged, he instantly lost all his moral integrity.
Especially Toosaka Rin!
I don’t remember you being so shameless?
Of course, Chen Xuan can still understand this.
After all, we are facing the threat of the Holy Grail War.
What’s more, Toosaka Rin had just heard that her sister was in trouble.
If it weren’t for Chen Xuan’s persuasion, Toosaka Rin would have gone to the Matou family to be killed long ago.
In addition, Chen Xuan deliberately kept people in suspense and did not explain the matter of Tōsaka Tokiomi clearly.
Toosaka Rin must be extremely eager for power right now.
If you just rely on daily sign-ins, you will definitely not be able to redeem anything good in such a short period of time.
The emergence of Happy Farm has probably become a life-saving straw in Rin Toosaka’s eyes.
After coming to his senses, Chen Xuan also opened the Happy Farm interface.
Then I couldn’t help but say, “Penguin, you have come to this day too?!”
This Happy Farm certainly doesn’t really require them to work in the fields wielding hoes.
The entire interface of Happy Farm is almost identical to the once popular Penguin Farm.
Penguin Farm was originally a copycat of someone else’s.
That’s why Chen Xuan sighed that things really change.
There will be a day when Penguin Farm will be copied…
The entire interface is exactly the same, it has been copied completely.
In fact, you can also choose to open this Happy Farm with the advanced version.
It is like really entering a farm, similar to the legendary virtual reality game.
But Chen Xuan had no interest in this anyway.
“La la la, I’m a hard-working little farmer.”
Chen Xuan used his mind to drag the seeds inside the package and planted them into the ground.
Then I didn’t use the trial fertilizer given by the system, but let the seeds mature directly.
Instead, he opened his friend list and prepared to wait for the opportunity.
ps: Thanks to [**] for the reward, urging for updates, and monthly tickets.
Chapter 50: The Doubts of the Chat People (5th Update) (Old Version)
I sneaked into the Wanjie Chat Group: Chapter 50: The Confusion of the Chat Group (Fifth Update)
Toosaka Rin felt a flash before her eyes, and then she entered a strange world.
This world seems to be only a small area.
There was nothing there except a small cabin and an open space.
Such a scene is enough to make Toosaka Rin sigh.
It really deserves to be a chat group that can transcend the world’s blockade!
It is surprising that such an independent space can be created casually.
Unlike Chen Xuan, Toosaka Rin chose the advanced version of Happy Farm.
Then directly enter this farm world.
After all, for Rin Tousaka, who knows nothing about electronic products.
It is already very difficult to barely understand how to use the chat group interface.
If she were asked to figure out another video game, even if she overclocked her brain to the point of smoking, she wouldn’t get any results.
It is better to choose this mode directly.
At the very least, it will be much easier for you to understand.
Next, according to the Happy Farm’s instructions, Toosaka Rin buried all the seeds given by the farm in the open space.
I saw an area of overgrown weeds next to it.
Toosaka Rin, who is extremely eager for points, naturally wants to pick up a hoe and open up new land.
Unfortunately, I was reminded that if I wanted to reclaim the next piece of land, I would need to pay 100 points.
“The group leader is such a money-grubber!”
Toosaka Rin couldn’t help but grit her teeth in anger.
Don’t you know that I’m very poor?
Now I wish I could double my points so that I can gain a greater advantage in the upcoming Holy Grail War.
You know, the reason why Toosaka Rin participates in the Holy Grail War is no longer a mechanical desire to fulfill her father’s last wish.
Instead, he wanted to rescue his sister, Sakura Tohsaka.
After hesitating for a moment, Toosaka Rin still spent 100 points to open a new open space.
After all, I signed in for several days and was able to get 100 points.
But when Toosaka Rin saw the points needed to reclaim the next piece of land, she was so scared that the hoe in her hand flew out.
“1000 points?!”
Toosaka Rin almost stuttered when she spoke.
It’s just the third piece of vacant land, but the price has increased tenfold?
Group leader, why don’t you just go up to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?
This method of deceiving people is extremely skillful!
Fortunately, I have no money!
Otherwise, if I clicked too quickly just now, wouldn’t the 1,000 points be lost directly?
“Damn it, I can’t even buy high-grade seeds?”
“Do things like experience points and levels exist?”
“Why does this feel so weird?”
Toosaka Rin kept muttering and complaining.
After a long time, I finally figured out all the functions of this Happy Farm.
After the seeds are planted, it takes about ten hours for them to mature.
After maturity, you can obtain certain fruits and experience points.
Fruits can be directly exchanged for points.
Cultivate vacant land, purchase crops and fertilizers, etc…
All of them require points.
As for a seed, how many fruits can be harvested in the end and how many points can be exchanged for it.
Toosaka Rin is not very clear now.
I only know that during the planting process, it seems that watering and catching insects are required, which will affect the final yield.
However, Toosaka Rin finally found two bags of fertilizer stored in the wooden house.
So I quickly dragged it out happily and applied it to the seeds I had just planted.
As a gift for beginners, these two bags of fertilizer are of the highest grade.
After the application, the crops that had just been planted matured instantly and it was time to harvest.
Toosaka Rin took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and prepared to harvest.
But the moment she opened her eyes again, she was completely stunned.
Something seems wrong!
Wasn’t the number of fruits just now thirty?
How come there are only twenty-five left now?
The same thing happened with another crop next to it, with several missing pieces as well.
“Did I remember it wrongly?”
“That’s impossible! I was so impressed.”
“Could it be haunted?”
Thinking of the end, Toosaka Rin couldn’t help but shudder.
For a moment, she didn’t even dare to stay in this farm world any longer.
I just quickly harvested both crops, planted new seeds, and then left immediately.
However, when she returned to reality, Toosaka Rin soon discovered.
I am not the only one who has encountered similar things in the chat group.
Aqua: “Ah la la, why did several of my crops suddenly disappear the moment they were ripe? Is the farm mad at me?”
Hancock: “You too? It’s the same here!”
Tornado: “Did you choose the game version or the advanced version? I encountered the same situation here.”
Wu Zetian: “Judging from the current situation, no matter which version is used, the same situation should occur.”
Irena: “What the hell! The seeds are so expensive. If a few disappear every time, wouldn’t it be easy to lose money?”
Esdeath: “Don’t forget! During the growth process of crops, we still need to water them and catch insects, otherwise it will affect the yield. But we used the free high-quality fertilizer and skipped this process directly!”
Kousaka Kirino: “Why does it feel like there are traps everywhere? This game is too hard!”
Chen Xuan: “Now that things have come to this, I won’t hide it from you anymore! Have you heard of ginseng fruit? This fruit falls when it touches gold, withers when it touches wood, melts when it touches water, burns when it touches fire, and dies when it touches soil!”
Chen Xuan: “So… now you understand why the number of fruits on your crops has decreased?”
Chapter 51: Is the stage being dismantled so quickly today? (Old version)
Why does this painting look so familiar?
Toosaka Rin narrowed her eyes, a look of confusion on her face.
Then he suddenly woke up.
Isn’t this the record about the ginseng fruit in Wuzhuang Temple in Journey to the West?
Hancock: “Ah, is it so magical?”
Esdeath: “That sounds impressive, but what’s the point?”
Aqua: “Yeah! It feels really powerful, but the fruit tastes just average.”
Lin Daiyu: “What do you mean?”
Irena: “You ate those fruits?!”
Aqua: “I didn’t eat too much, just a few, and then I stopped eating because they tasted just okay.”
Tornado: “But this is enough to shock me.”
Wu Zetian: “As expected of her, her train of thought is beyond our reach.”
Lin Daiyu: “Are you sure you can eat that? Isn’t there any problem?”
Aqua: “Don’t worry! Don’t worry! I’m a goddess. Even if there’s something wrong with this thing, it won’t kill me.”
Tornado: “Don’t act so proud at a time like this, it’s weird!”
Toosaka Rin: “But are you trying to bully us for not having read Journey to the West? That was clearly the description of the ginseng fruit at Wuzhuang Temple in Journey to the West!”
Chen Xuan: “Hey, you’ve actually read Journey to the West!”
This was a bit beyond Chen Xuan’s expectations.
Hearing this, the veins on Toosaka Rin’s forehead throbbed violently.
Even a rather unscientific “T-shaped” pattern appeared on his head. “Nonsense! Journey to the West isn’t some secret, but a famous and widely circulated novel, right?”
“But you are from other countries after all!”
Chen Xuan replied.
But I suddenly remembered that the two books, Journey to the West and Romance of the Three Kingdoms, seem to have a huge influence in the island country.
Although the world that Toosaka Rin lives in is another world, there probably isn’t much difference.
Chen Xuan explained: “Although that was indeed the description in Journey to the West, I was just quoting it here to explain why those fruits disappeared. It’s not plagiarism!”
“You’re lying!”
“I just tried it. The fruit won’t disappear if it’s dropped on the ground, and it won’t wither if it touches wood!”
But as soon as Chen Xuan finished speaking, Aqua immediately spoke.
This made Chen Xuan speechless.
How come you dismantled the stage so quickly today?
Can’t you just be a pretty vase?
Hey!
Aqua is really pretty, but it’s a pity that she has a mouth!
At the same time, Yakumo Yukari said, “Don’t believe him. I just checked the farm logs and found that our missing fruits were stolen by the group owner.”
Esdeath: “Steal?!”
Hancock: “Hey! Brother group leader, if you want it, just tell me directly. Why steal it? Everything I have is originally yours!”
Tornado: “Hey! Please, can you please not talk about this stuff in the group?”
Irena: “It is indeed easy to cause physical and mental discomfort.”
Wu Zetian: “The key point is why our fruits were stolen.”
Hancock: “I just verified it and found that you can directly enter other people’s farms from the friend list, and there is also an option to prompt picking.”
Yakumo Yukari: “That’s right! This farm also has a function to steal other people’s crops and fruits, but the dog group owner never popularized it to us.”
Toosaka Rin: “It seems to be getting more and more complicated.”
Aqua: “Wow, this farm isn’t happy at all.”
Chen Xuan: “Hey, when were you two released? Has an hour passed so quickly?”
“How dare you say that?!”
Speaking of this topic, Yakumo Yukari was filled with anger.
When I was banned, it was the busiest time in the entire chat group.
If it were any other time, I would definitely be using the power of the Water God to chat and talk nonsense with others crazily.
As a result, because I was banned from speaking, I could only watch the show silently for the entire hour.
A complete outsider.
Do you know how painful this feeling is?
Others may not know, but Yakumo Aoi definitely knows!
Because during this hour, Yakumo Yukari almost pulled out all the hair on her tail.
If Chen Xuan’s silence lasted longer.
Then I guess even the hair on the orange tail will be plucked out by Yakumo Yukari.
But Chen Xuan raised his eyebrows, “But judging from your tone, you seem quite unconvinced?”
“That’s not the case! How could that be? Haha!”
Yakumo Yukari, who originally looked like a grumpy old sister, instantly became ladylike.
I definitely don’t want to experience this feeling of being banned again in the near future.
Scathach also sighed helplessly: “This group of leaders is too cruel. They actually did such a cruel thing to me. I am obviously innocent.”
Chapter 52: Pull up your pants and speak with confidence! (Old version)
“Don’t come on, the purple-haired old woman and the purple old woman are the same, no one should say they are innocent!”
Chen Xuan rolled his eyes fiercely.
But what he said made everyone very confused.
Irena: “Who is the purple old woman? Who is the purple-haired old woman?”
Scathach: “I suddenly had a bad feeling in my heart.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Damn it, what do you mean?”
Chen Xuan: “It’s nothing serious. I’m just stating the facts.”
Wu Zetian: “So who are they? Can you please stop keeping us in suspense?”
Tornado: “Let’s make a bold deduction. The purple old woman should refer to the old woman Yakumo Yukari? But I don’t know who the purple-haired old woman is.”
Yakumo Yukari: “@Tornado, next time I will tear your mouth open and stuff eight or ten devil fruits into it.”
Hancock: “But if you eat two devil fruits, you’ll die.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Wouldn’t that be better?”
Kousaka Kirino: “Don’t bother with that. You could just stuff your socks in her mouth.”
Yakumo Yukari: “No, I’m afraid it would be a reward for her.”
Tornado: “Get lost, I’m not as perverted as the group leader.”
Chen Xuan: “Go play somewhere else, I’m not that perverted!”
Who would like this tune!
Chen Xuan also felt tired.
If you have the courage, why not have some exciting fun with me using real weapons?
Can you please stop playing this kind of verbal game all day?
Hancock: “The purple-haired old woman is probably referring to Scathach, right? I remember her hair was purple.”
Tornado: “I see, then I understand.”
Aqua: “Ah, then, wouldn’t I be a blue-haired old woman?”
Irena: “Honestly, this is the first time I’ve seen someone willing to post something like this.”
Scathach: “Dear Lord, do you see the spear that is about to fall on your head?”
Chen Xuan: “Hey, hey, hey, it was clearly Hancock who said that, go find her!”
Hancock: “Every wrong has its perpetrator, every debt has its creditor! It was clearly you, the group leader, who started it first.”
The entire chat group was filled with laughter, and seemed to have become a sea of joy again.
Yakumo Yukari could only sigh continuously.
I feel like I will be inseparable from the title of Old Lady Purple in the future.
If it weren’t for the group leader’s ability being so weird.
I would definitely put a sack on this guy and beat him up.
This is the only way to vent the hatred in my heart!
After playing around, Wu Zetian suddenly asked curiously, “Group leader, what are watering and catching insects for?”
Chen Xuan: “It means exactly what it says! It can increase your health. If your health is high, you’ll have a good harvest. If your health is low, the yield will definitely be low.”
Irena: “Wouldn’t that mean we have to keep an eye on the farm all the time? That’s too much trouble!”
Kousaka Kirino: “This game is too intense. I’ve never played such an intense game before.”
Tornado: “Nonsense, those sister-con fans of yours definitely can’t be liver!”
Scathach: “Come to think of it, didn’t you ask someone for some sister-con butter to play with last time? How was it?”
Tornado: “First of all, I didn’t ask for it, but Kousaka Kirino forced it on me! Besides, I didn’t feel anything at all. After completing the game, I felt no emotion at all.”
Chen Xuan: “Tsk! You’re so cool when you pull up your pants and talk.”
Kousaka Kirino: “Tsk! You’re so cool when you pull up your pants and talk.”
Kousaka Kirino: “Wow, the group leader is indeed my confidant!”
Tornado: “Haha!”
Hancock: “Anyway, you guys can do whatever you want. I don’t think I can devote too much energy to this farm. It would affect my daily life too much.”
Kousaka Kirino: “Indeed, an irregular schedule is a woman’s natural enemy.”
Scathach: “So let everything go with the flow. It doesn’t matter. Just take what you can gain!”
Aqua: “Then let’s make a deal, don’t steal other people’s fruits, okay?”
Irena: “Of course it’s no problem. Don’t forget, we are sisters!”
Everyone spoke with great confidence.
As time passed silently, the chat group gradually quieted down.
Lin Daiyu lived in ancient society and was the first one to rest, not to mention that she had been weak and sickly in the past.
Although now you can uproot weeping willows after eating the Bull Fruit.
However, there doesn’t seem to be much change in my daily routine.
Toosaka Rin and Kousaka Kirino are both students, and they said goodbye to everyone early.
The same is true for the scumbag witch Irena.
Chen Xuan also started playing with his mobile phone.
With my current strength, it seems that sleeping is no longer a necessity.
Could it be possible that I would die suddenly?
What to open…
Wait, it seems that even Super Saiyan Son Goku died of a heart attack?
Chen Xuan seemed to have thought of something very terrifying.
Logically speaking, the Saiyans’ physique is unquestionable, and they can be called indestructible cockroaches.
They are on the same level as the Twelve Bronze Warriors and the Twelve Konoha Warriors.
But Sun Wukong died of a heart attack in the end!
This is how the author drew it. Who can Chen Xuan go to for justice?
Chapter 53: All Fake Sisterhood (Part 3) (Old Version)
“I’m so scared! Quickly drink a bottle of fat otaku happy water to calm down!”
Chen Xuan, who felt extremely frightened by this incident, quickly opened the refrigerator and found some Coke and potato chips.
Then I found out that the matching of the Dead Pesticide had been completed and had entered the selection stage.
However, the issue of the Saiyan’s physique has always lingered in Chen Xuan’s mind, making him somewhat concerned.
Finally, Chen Xuan couldn’t help but slap himself hard.
“What distracts you when playing games?”
“If you don’t focus, how can you be worthy of your teammates?”
So Chen Xuan continued to play happily and won more than ten games in a row.
His current reaction ability is far beyond that of ordinary people.
Even these peerless masters at the fifth level of bronze were unable to drag Chen Xuan into their rhythm.
So every game is almost a one-sided massacre.
There were even instances where the high ground was taken down in just a few minutes, ending the game.
Even the game mechanism couldn’t stop Chen Xuan.
This also made Chen Xuan gradually feel a little bored.
The long sword is useless and the heroes are helpless. Isn’t it sad!
However, it was only at this time that Chen Xuan realized that it was already past 3 a.m.
Without realizing it, I have been playing games for a long time.
I was planning to sleep.
But at this time Chen Xuan suddenly remembered that the lowest-grade fruits on the farm only take about 10 hours to mature.
In other words…
It should be about the same time now, when everyone’s farm crops are ripe.
“Then we must steal some!”
“If I don’t steal this kind of coincidence, I will definitely be punished by God!”
Chen Xuan suddenly became excited and quickly opened the Happy Farm interface.
Then I realized that it would still take more than a minute for other people’s crops to mature.
While there was still some time, Chen Xuan simply got up and got another bottle of Coke.
And imagine what expressions those women will have when they find out their crops have been stolen again tomorrow?
However, when Chen Xuan returned to his original place with the Coke and looked at the chat group interface.
But suddenly he was completely stunned.
The crops are ripe, but why can’t I invest?
When you click on almost every farm, you will see the prompt “The farm has been robbed too much, please be merciful.”
When Chen Xuan switched to his own farm interface, his face turned dark.
You guys have stolen so many fruits that only a few are left!
Why don’t you just dig it up by the roots?
This is too outrageous!
Chen Xuan: “Hey, hey, hey, that’s too much. Who would steal things in the middle of the night?”
Tornado: “That’s right, do you still have any morals?”
Wu Zetian: “You all swore before that we were all good sisters. I can still remember it clearly. But now it’s like this?”
Kousaka Kirino: “Women’s mouths are deceitful!”
Toosaka Rin: “I cried! I set several alarms on purpose and finally woke up at this time, but I only stole things from two or three people, and my own farm was completely robbed. What a loss!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Hahaha, I’m really smart! Before stealing other people’s things, I harvest my own crops first.”
Lin Daiyu: “Didn’t you agree that we wouldn’t put too much effort into it? You guys are totally breaking your promise!”
Chen Xuan: “Look, the delicate Lin Daiyu is almost crying because of you.”
Lin Daiyu: “Uh… Group leader, don’t talk nonsense, I don’t have it.”
Scathach: “It seems I only stole a few people, so I should have made a lot of money.”
Aqua: “Hey, where is the trust between people?”
Irena: “I didn’t want to do this—but the points are so good!”
Chen Xuan: “I don’t believe you! You scumbag, you’ve probably already been planning how to steal other people’s crops, right?”
The reason why such a lovely girl like Irena was given the title of “trash witch” and even became the little princess of the cesspool was that she was a scumbag.
It is because many times, in order to make money, people do things without any bottom line.
They even often disguise themselves and deceive others.
But instead of being ashamed of it, I am proud of it.
I often say with a proud face that the despicable and shameless person who used certain means to cheat people out of money was me!
From this point of view, although everyone is a money-grubber and can sacrifice moral integrity for money.
But compared to Irena, Reimu Hakurei is still a bit of a dwarf.
Irena: “Hehe, you actually found me.”
Toosaka Rin: “Could you please, ladies, return my crops to me?”
Yakumo Yukari: “I stole the fruit with my own ability, why should I return it to you?”
Scathach: “You want me to help you fight the Holy Grail War and save your sister – that’s fine! But you want me to return the stolen fruit to you – that’s absolutely not possible!”
Aqua: “Even though I only stole a small portion, I will never return it.”
Chen Xuan: “Look, even Aqua has been corrupted by you. This really makes me feel very sad!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Come to think of it! @Chen Xuan, didn’t you say that if you stay up late, you’ll end up dying suddenly? Why are you still online at 3am today? Have you forgotten what you said?”
Chapter 54 So I Stayed Up All Night (Fourth Update) (Old Version)
“Hey, did I ever say that?”
Chen Xuan was a little slow to react for a moment.
Yakumo Yukari said with certainty: “Of course there is!”
Chen Xuan: “Oh, that’s right. Staying up late can easily lead to sudden death, so I just chose to stay up all night.”
The smile on Yakumo Yukari’s face froze instantly.
Is it my understanding that is wrong, or is there something wrong with you?
In order to avoid staying up late, I choose to stay up all night.
This looks even more terrifying!
Hancock: “What the group leader said makes a lot of sense.”
Tornado: “I believed your lies. Does this have anything to do with reason?”
Kousaka Kirino: “I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to run away now. I have to go to school tomorrow! Hey brothers and sisters, can you please leave my poor farm crops alone? I can give each of you a copy of the game. These are all treasures I worked so hard to collect!”
Esdeath: “We’re not sister-con. Who would be interested in something like this?”
Aqua: “I’d like to try it.”
Wu Zetian: “What a curious goddess you are, but have you ever stolen anyone else’s fruit?”
Aqua: “It seems not…”
Toosaka Rin: “Next time I will definitely catch up and not give you any chances.”
Yakumo Yukari: “You have ambition, I admire you! Then let’s see whose method is more clever!”
Chen Xuan: “Yo yo yo, the atmosphere seems to have suddenly become heated.”
Scathach: “Haha, but I’d rather not have that!”
After a while of bickering, the chat group quickly returned to silence.
After all, it was the middle of the night, and many people really didn’t have the energy to discuss farm matters.
Chen Xuan also fulfilled his promise, avoiding staying up late and working through the night.
But the next day, it still had spiritual significance.
After all, he is not just in physical condition now, he is also blessed with Tongtian Talisman, electromagnetic control and other abilities.
In fact, his mental strength is many times greater than that of ordinary people.
There is no problem at all with staying up late.
“Tsk, this feels really bad!”
Early in the morning, Esdeath complained in the chat group.
Noticing this message, Chen Xuan asked with some curiosity.
Logically speaking, Esdeath is definitely one of the strongest and most powerful people in her own world.
To some extent, they can be regarded as the final boss of that world.
The protagonists finally fought to the death and killed Esdeath, and finally overthrew the empire.
Otherwise, you’d better go to bed early!
After all, Esdeath alone is worth a million troops – and this is not an exaggeration!
In the final battle, Esdeath alone resisted 10 imperial weapon users and a million-strong army.
If the protagonists hadn’t cheated temporarily, they would not be a match for Esdeath at all.
So what could Esdeath, who was so powerful and a powerful general, have to complain about?
Yakumo Yukari: “It seems like there’s gossip to listen to so early in the morning?”
Kousaka Kirino: “Yawn… I hope you can give me a summary later. I’m going to sleep first.”
Lin Daiyu: “But…isn’t it time for class now?”
Tornado: “It seems that today is not a holiday.”
Kousaka Kirino: “Indeed, it’s in class! But it’s not a big deal if you doze off in class!”
Toosaka Rin: “What? How can you do such a thing?”
Chen Xuan: “After all, he is a good student with excellent academic performance. Even if he falls asleep in class, the teacher probably won’t care. At most, he can find an excuse like feeling unwell.”
Toosaka Rin: “Damn it, this is too enviable… No, this is too shameful! As a student, you actually do such a thing.”
Chen Xuan: “Actually, you can do it, as long as you let go of the sense of glory of being the head of the Tohsaka family.”
Esdeath: “That’s enough. Are you even listening to me?”
Chen Xuan: “Of course, if you have anything that makes you unhappy, just say it out loud and make everyone happy!”
Cough cough cough!
Esdeath seemed to be choked by her own saliva and couldn’t help coughing violently.
Is the point of the unhappy things I encounter just to make you happy?
“Really? Why is this little group leader becoming less and less cute?”
Esdeath muttered, a little unhappy.
Fortunately, Esdeath was alone in the room at that time, and her subordinates could not see her.
Otherwise, everyone would probably feel like the sky is falling.
Could a ruthless and icy person like Esdeath actually show such an expression?
Chen Xuan: “Hahaha! Just a joke.”
Wu Zetian: “I feel like you’re really serious.”
Irena: “After hearing what the group leader said, I suddenly started looking forward to it too.”
Yakumo Yukari: “The storytelling series is about to begin again! @Esdeath, so what exactly happened?”
“Nothing!” Esdeath finally came to her senses and said lazily, “Some rats have sneaked into the imperial capital recently. They’re spies from the Revolutionary Army. The minister asked me to deal with them!”
“Really? How dare that fat pig give me orders with such an arrogant attitude?”
“Who does he think he is?”
Chapter 55: Esdeath’s Confusion ( Old Version)
Tornado: “What is the Revolutionary Army?”
Chen Xuan: “A group of rebels who gathered together to try to overthrow the imperial rule—or should I say, ambitious people?”
Toosaka Rin: “If you put it that way, then it’s not a good thing, then?”
Irena: “But the name Revolutionary Army sounds quite serious.”
Wu Zetian: “They are just a bunch of thugs trying to rebel. I’m afraid they can’t be called a revolution!”
Esdeath: “I think so too. These annoying rats just like to wave the flag.”
Chen Xuan: “That’s not true. There are indeed many people in the revolutionary army who have suffered from the oppression of the empire and chose to stand up and resist! After all, after thousands of years, even without the ministers’ reckless behavior, the empire would have been rotten long ago.”
Toosaka Rin: “So what do you mean? Why do you act so disdainful one moment and then speak up for them the next?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Maybe she was infected by Aqua!”
Aqua: “Huh? I didn’t do anything, don’t praise me like that.”
Hancock: “Idiot, she was just scolding you. If it were me, I would have broken her legs a long time ago.”
“What? You are slandering a great goddess!”
Aqua finally realized what was happening and became furious.
His whole face was puffed up like a squirrel’s with anger.
Yakumo Yukari was still disdainful, “If you don’t accept it, then come at me! I’ll let you fight me one-on-one or in a group!”
“Never mind, I’m not good at fighting.”
Aqua instantly deflated.
Fighting or something…
I have rarely experienced this before.
Kousaka Kirino: “You actually gave in? I thought we were going to see another good show!”
Scathach: “Strange, isn’t it said that good idiots won’t be afraid?”
Aqua: “I’m not scared!!!”
Chen Xuan was also a little amused and said, “You guys, can you please stop bullying Aqua all day long?”
Yakumo Yukari: “So you’re feeling distressed?”
“Yeah, what’s the problem?”
Chen Xuan admitted it openly.
This time it was finally Yakumo Yukari’s turn to remain silent.
As long as the enemy is thick-skinned enough, I will be speechless.
Chen Xuan: “Let’s get back to business. Regarding the revolutionary army, we must have a dialectical understanding, adhere to the principle of specific analysis of specific issues, and correctly see the two sides of the revolutionary army…”
Kousaka Kirino: “Stop, stop, stop, stop, what the hell are you talking about? I’m losing my mind!”
Toosaka Rin: “You’re making me dizzy.”
Scathach: “I think it seems to contain a very profound truth, but I can’t understand it for the time being.”
Chen Xuan: “@Scathach, if you’re interested, let’s get a room and discuss it in detail.”
Tornado: “I understand the reason, but why do we need to get a room?”
Irena: “Maybe it’s to make it easier to clean up the battlefield, or maybe it’s to make it easier to pull up your pants.”
Scathach: “Haha, then come on, I won’t refuse.”
Kosaka Kirino: “Wow wow wow!”
Toosaka Rin: “Don’t do this, I’m still a child!”
Hancock: “Damn it! Is someone going to get there first?”
Chen Xuan: “Haha! You also believe what Scathach said? She flirted a lot in the group and even sent me a private message telling me to get lost.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Hahaha!”
Esdeath: “Can you please get back to business? What happened to the Revolutionary Army? Or rather, what is the future of my world? @Chen Xuan.”
Esdeath, who was originally indifferent to this, couldn’t help but ask.
Esdeath has always felt that the Revolutionary Army is just a group of rats hiding in the gutter and afraid to see people.
But now, judging from the tone of the group leader, the revolutionary army does not seem to be that simple.
Chen Xuan: “Well, how should I put it? The revolutionary army finally succeeded in seizing power.”
Wu Zetian: “Tsk, this is really not pleasant news.”
Tornado: “Could it be that the Revolutionary Army really represents the side of justice?”
Toosaka Rin: “So, this world has escaped the rule of the corrupt and backward empire and is now on the right track?”
Yakumo Yukari: “This is still a good ending.”
“Of course not!”
But in the face of everyone’s speculation, Chen Xuan flatly denied it, “As I just said, the Revolutionary Army is ultimately just another group of opportunistic and ambitious people.”
“So, although that land was freed from the rule of the empire, it simply changed its rulers. Essentially, nothing changed.”
“In fact, this also fits in with an old saying: When a country prospers, the people suffer; when a country perishes, the people suffer.”
Chen Xuan’s words made everyone feel a little emotional for a moment.
As the most important component of the world, ordinary civilians are often the most hurt!
Of course, it only takes a few seconds to express your feelings.
After all, we are not ordinary people, so how can we empathize with each other?
“What about my future?”
Esdeath couldn’t wait to ask the question again.
Will the empire be destroyed in the future?
If this is true, then as a general of the empire, where will I go?
Esdeath actually felt very confused.
ps: Thanks to [Yueye Zhongqi] for the monthly ticket.
Chapter 56 I’m Not Dead Yet (Update 1) (Old Version)
“Are those rats who sneaked into the imperial capital a killer organization called ‘Night Raid’?”
However, when faced with Esdeath’s question, Chen Xuan answered irrelevantly.
Esdeath: “I think so. I don’t really care.”
Chen Xuan: “Ahem! Then your ultimate fate is to be defeated by this organization.”
After all, it is the organization where the protagonists belong!
Even a million-strong army and ten imperial weapon users could not defeat Esdeath.
In the end, he died at the hands of the protagonists who temporarily used cheats.
To be honest, Chen Xuan really hates this kind of sudden explosion plot.
Esdeath: “I see. In the end, I was to die at the hands of these little rats?”
Lin Daiyu: “Ah! The group leader only said that I was defeated by them, but he didn’t say I died, right?”
Toosaka Rin: “Yeah, don’t think too much.”
Tornado: “That’s just overthinking.”
Esdeath: “It’s not that I’m overthinking it, but if I fail, it will definitely mean that I’m dead.”
Chen Xuan was speechless for a moment.
I just deliberately used a more tactful tone.
But I didn’t expect that Esdeath had such a thorough understanding of herself!
Scathach: “Then you should change your personality.”
Wu Zetian: “Why bother? It’s not like there won’t be a chance for a comeback.”
Yakumo Yukari: “If one person is missing from this group, shouldn’t I be happy? After all, there will be one less person to compete with!”
Aqua: “How can you say that? Look how sad everyone is!”
Esdeath’s face was filled with black lines: “Stop it, I’m not dead yet, why are you sad?”
Chen Xuan: “That’s right! And it’s obvious that Yakumo Yukari is being tsundere.”
Yakumo Yukari: “Hehe, I’m not that kind of little girl, how could I be a tsundere?”
Esdeath: “In short, you don’t have to worry about anything. I’m not a fragile person. Besides, didn’t our group leader say so a long time ago?”
“This chat group is where miracles are created and where destiny is changed!”
“Who can be sure that my future will repeat the same mistakes as what the group leader saw?”
This statement made Chen Xuan exclaim in surprise at how domineering he was.
He is truly worthy of being the villain boss, but his popularity far exceeds that of the protagonists.
Aqua: “Come on!”
Yakumo Yukari: “I also hope you can provide me with a place to steal vegetables. Please don’t die too early.”
Scathach: “I finally made some friends, I don’t want to be lonely again.”
Lin Daiyu: “I don’t know what to say, I just hope we can still be together in the future.”
Irena: “I’m still looking forward to visiting your world. Please don’t die too early.”
Esdeath: “I already told you I’ll be fine. No need to comfort me like that, right? Also, @Group Master, what happened to those little mice in the end?”
Chen Xuan couldn’t help but curl his lips at this remark. “This is exactly how the Revolutionary Army and the Empire are no different! They’re nothing more than a trick of destroying the bridge after crossing it, and abandoning the donkey after it’s done its job. In the end, most of them died, and the only one left was labeled a criminal by the Revolutionary Army and hunted down, intending to silence him.”
This is the fate of the protagonists in the world where Esdeath lives.
It’s also quite miserable.
So!
This world will be considered a depressing world!
In the end, all kinds of popular characters died or were disabled.
A group of inexplicable guys stole the final victory, under the euphemism of kneeling to the truth.
Readers came in laughing and left crying.
Wu Zetian: “Serves you right! This is the fate of a self-righteous person.”
Toosaka Rin: “I think so too, but you seem to hate these people more than expected. This is none of your business!”
Yakumo Yukari: “You’re new here, you might not know, but this is an empress! She naturally hates rebels.”
Kousaka Kirino: “What? A girl can be the emperor?”
Wu Zetian: “Is it fresh?”
Aqua: “Hey, hey, hey, you guys weren’t this excited when you saw me, the goddess.”
Scathach: “Who knew you, a goddess, were such a fool.”
Toosaka Rin: “So, @Wu Zetian’s hatred for the Revolutionary Army and the Night Raid Organization is purely out of grief for the other party?”
Chen Xuan: “Although that’s true, but you’re saying it so brazenly, aren’t you really afraid of being beaten to death?”
These words made Toosaka Rin panic, and she quickly withdrew the previous message.
Lin Daiyu: “Speaking of which, who is that minister? It seems like he’s the one who’s making Sister Esdeath so angry today.”
Chen Xuan: “He’s just a sinister guy who did evil things, sidelined the emperor, and brought the empire to its doom. He’s not a good person anyway!”
Tornado: “So, both the Revolutionary Army and the Empire are not good guys?”
Kousaka Kirino: “What should I do? Both sides are completely unreliable. I can’t rely on myself completely, right?”
Wu Zetian: “Who says we can’t? @Esdeath, listen to my advice! Since the situation has come to this, let’s just rebel!”
ps: The last chapter was banned???
Chapter 57 Let’s Rebel! (Old Version)
“opposite?!”
Wu Zetian’s words seemed to give Esdeath, who was originally in deep confusion, a glimmer of enlightenment.
Wu Zetian: “That’s right! You are quite powerful, aren’t you? Why do you need to rely on the empire to exist? Wouldn’t it be better to establish your own territory?”
Scathach: “That makes sense! There are already so many queens, empresses, and goddesses here, it might be a good idea to have another one.”
Kousaka Kirino: “Wow! Witnessing the birth of an empress with my own eyes? I’m so excited.”
Aqua: “He really looks passionate.”
Toosaka Rin: “Support!!!”
Chen Xuan: “Separatist regime? No! You are still too cautious. Esdeath is absolutely and undoubtedly the most powerful person in the entire empire. Even a million-strong army and ten of the most powerful imperial artifact users cannot resist her.”
“So why bother to carve out a territory? Wouldn’t it be better to just seize power and usurp the throne?”
Toosaka Rin: “I understand the truth, but plotting to usurp the throne doesn’t sound like a good thing.”
Kousaka Kirino: “Yeah! A villain vibe.”
Chen Xuan: “Don’t worry about such details! @Esdeath, what do you say? Your Majesty, the future Queen!”
“Plotting to usurp the throne… becoming emperor yourself?”
Esdeath murmured, still with a hint of confusion on her face.
When he returned from hunting, he found that his entire tribe had been slaughtered by the northern barbarians.
Esdeath joined the Empire’s camp and has been leading her army to fight against the northern barbarians.
He achieved very rich results in the war and became the youngest general in the empire.
It has been like this for many years.
I have long been accustomed to serving the empire.
Suddenly he said he wanted to rebel and become emperor…
Esdeath was really a little uncomfortable with it.
“Is this what you wish to see, Master?”
“In that case!”
“Then I will naturally do as you wish!”
A charming smile suddenly appeared on Esdeath’s face.
It’s a pity that no one appreciates it at this moment.
Then, Esdeath said in the chat group without hesitation: “Okay! From now on, I am the new master of the empire!”
Kousaka Kirino: “Wow, so domineering, so envious! It would be great if I could become like that!”
Chen Xuan: “Wake up! This kind of thing can’t be envied.”
Kousaka Kirino: “I was just dreaming, is it necessary to wake me up so soon?”
Scathach: “As long as you grow up well, you will have this opportunity.”
Tornado: “Another queen is coming, and the group status will be reduced by one.”
Chen Xuan: “Wake up, too. When did you develop the illusion that your status in the group is higher than Esdeath’s?”
Aqua: “Hahaha!”
Lin Daiyu: “Come to think of it, we should help, right? Just like we helped Hancock last time.”
Yakumo Yukari: “I think it should be necessary! No matter how strong Esdeath is, she shouldn’t be too far away from the others. Otherwise, according to her original fate, she wouldn’t be beaten to death.”
Chen Xuan: “Although that is indeed the case, your choice of words is a bit too subtle.”
Chen Xuan: “But about helping…”
“Ding! The group task has been refreshed. All group members, please watch it.”
Just as Chen Xuan said this, a reminder message suddenly popped up.
This shocked Chen Xuan on the spot.
Are they asking us to help Esdeath become emperor?
That’s not what I meant!
I was just about to tell everyone that you don’t have to get involved, I can handle it alone.
Chen Xuan was just about to try out the Tongtian Lu skill he had just acquired to see how fast it could be used.
By the way, without being disturbed by others, I can have a good and in-depth communication with Esdeath and deepen our relationship.
But now you suddenly come up with a group task, which completely disrupts my deployment!
With mixed feelings, Chen Xuan opened the details.
Then I found out that it was indeed about Esdeath as I thought.
Mission requirements: Assist Esdeath to become emperor and gain recognition from more than 50% of the subjects.
Task time limit: ten days.
Mission reward: 200,000 points, distributed based on contribution value.
Failure penalty: 10,000 points. If the points are insufficient to offset the deduction, interest will be calculated at an annual rate of 10%.
Compared to the previous mission, this time the mission rewards and failure penalties have doubled.
Of course, Chen Xuan doesn’t have to worry about the punishment for failure.
Anyway, as the group leader, even if the mission fails, it has nothing to do with me.
Besides, I have already planned to take action, how could I fail?
Isn’t Queen Esdeath much more attractive than General Esdeath?
Anyway, just thinking about it made Chen Xuan feel a little restless.
However, Chen Xuan soon discovered that the chat group had become very lively.
ps: Thanks to [Lei Wu Chen] for the monthly ticket.
Chapter 58: New Mission, New Journey (Part 3) (Old Version)
Yakumo Yukari: “Chang Wei, you still dare to say you don’t know martial arts?”
Chen Xuan: “What the hell?!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Don’t act dumb. Last time you said the group mission wasn’t controlled by you, what about this time?!”
“That’s true, it’s all just a coincidence!”
Chen Xuan also felt a little aggrieved.
Last time I just learned that Hancock was captured and taken to the Holy Land of Mary Jo as a slave.
As a result, a rescue mission immediately appeared.
This time, just as he had helped Esdeath to become emperor, another group task immediately popped up.
Chen Xuan himself felt confused.
Is my mouth blessed?
Tornado: “Coincidence? This coincidence is too much!”
Scathach: “Whether you believe it or not, I don’t believe it anyway.”
Toosaka Rin: “I can see that the group leader seems to want to see Esdeath become the emperor?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Maybe it just happens to suit some perverted hobby in his heart.”
Kousaka Kirino: “It is said that the more noble a woman’s status is, the more exciting she can make a man? The group leader must like this tune too!”
Tornado: “So, from now on, people of noble status should be careful, don’t let someone take advantage of you by mistake!”
Aqua: “Impossible! Then why didn’t the group leader do anything to a goddess like me?”
Aqua’s words successfully silenced the chat group.
The topic was interrupted instantly.
Many people had strange expressions on their faces.
Aqua, you…
Can you have some self-awareness?
Chen Xuan couldn’t help but shook his head.
In fact, these people are really right!
The more noble the status of a woman, the more she can make Chen Xuan feel something.
When Chen Xuan thought of Esdeath wearing a dragon robe and looking affectionate, he almost couldn’t control his Qilin arm.
But this kind of XP isn’t that strange, right?
As for the goddess Aqua…
This time, Chen Xuan’s evaluation was unprecedentedly consistent with that of others.
Could you have some self-awareness?
Aqua is indeed very beautiful and has a great figure.
pity……
What a pity he is mentally retarded!
Chen Xuan was really afraid that Aqua would suddenly say something shocking during the communication.
Then I would probably be scared away.
Although he could directly poison Aqua and make her mute, Chen Xuan still couldn’t do such a cruel thing.
For this kind of mentally retarded person, Chen Xuan always felt that simply being poisoned and mute was not safe enough.
Chen Xuan still insisted: “Anyway, everything is just a coincidence. No matter how you suspect it, it’s all a coincidence!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Tsk, it’s come to this point and you’re still unwilling to admit it. How dishonest.”
Scathach: “That wouldn’t be cute.”
Lin Daiyu: “Okay, okay, it’s not that important anyway.”
Irena: “Come to think of it, does this mission mean… that we can explore other worlds?”
Tornado: “Yes, that’s exactly what happened. Last time we went to a very strange world and had a fight with someone.”
Kousaka Kirino: “Wuhu, take off!”
Toosaka Rin: “How long will it take? It shouldn’t affect the Holy Grail War, right?”
Chen Xuan: “It’s only ten days at most, which is not too long. Didn’t you say there’s still a month until the Holy Grail War?”
Toosaka Rin: “That being said, I still need time to prepare! The relics needed to summon Heroic Spirits, the gems for magic, finding other contestants, and seeing if I can find an ally or two to start the game… I haven’t prepared any of these things yet!”
Esdeath: “Why prepare so much? In a war, shouldn’t we just charge in headfirst?”
Scathach: “That’s right! Besides, your so-called Holy Grail War is actually just a group fight between a few people!”
Chen Xuan: “I’m just a passerby, speaking frankly, it’s true! Even the magicians in the Clock Tower can’t compare to my level.”
Toosaka Rin: “Although this is indeed the case, can’t you be more tactful in your words?”
Kousaka Kirino: “Group leader, when does this mission start?”
Chen Xuan: “Of course the sooner the better! How about this, I’ll give you an hour to prepare.”
Tornado: “No problem, an hour is enough for me to arrange everything.”
Scathach: “The Shadow Kingdom is empty, we can set off at any time.”
Yakumo Yukari: “I have already bribed that shameless miko with money. I can stay away for as long as I want.”
Irena: “I can’t wait!”
Kousaka Kirino: “Ah! Time is too tight, isn’t it? I have to ask for leave from school quickly, and then tell my parents.”
When Toosaka Rin heard what Kousaka Kirino said, her expression suddenly changed.
Yes!
If you hadn’t said that, I would have forgotten.
Both my parents are dead, so family problems are easy to solve.
But if I leave for ten days, how will I solve the school problems?
If I want to ask for leave, I don’t have any good excuses. I can ask for ten days at a time!
In desperation, Toosaka Rin could only ask, “Hey everyone, do you have any good reasons to ask for leave from school? Asking for ten days at once might be a bit difficult with ordinary excuses!”
Chapter 59 You Are Too Active (Old Version)
Chen Xuan: “Just say that you are an orthopedic surgeon, and your parents broke your leg and you need to be hospitalized for treatment.”
Tornado: “Good idea.”
Scathach: “Now, forget about 10 days or half a month, I can even hire you for a semester or two.”
Kousaka Kirino: “I suspect you are implying something about me.”
Chen Xuan: “Don’t doubt it anymore, just confirm it!”
This unscrupulous attitude made Kousaka Kirino so angry that she gritted her teeth.
Unfortunately, there was nothing she could do.
Although I have good physical fitness, how can I beat the group leader?
The group leader might be able to twist himself to death with just one finger.
well!
The baby feels sad, but has no one to talk to.
Toosaka Rin was about to collapse. “Can you guys be more serious? Is having your legs broken a valid excuse?”
After all, I am a well-known figure in school.
She has good academic performance and is beautiful. She is a school beauty and even has a fan club.
If I use this excuse, I’m afraid countless teachers and students in the college will search the world for the hospital where I’m hospitalized and want to come and visit me.
How should I explain it then?
Chen Xuan also curled his lips, “Do you really need a reason to ask for leave?”
Toosaka Rin: “What else?”
Chen Xuan: “Just skip classes! As the saying goes, a youth without skipping classes is definitely incomplete.”
Kousaka Kirino: “Where did this weird theory come from?”
Yakumo Yukari: “Pay attention to your image and stop instilling this kind of wrong idea in children, okay?”
Toosaka Rin: “That’s right! Don’t try to lead me astray.”
Chen Xuan: “How can this be called a bad influence? It’s as if skipping a few days of class will plunge you into the abyss of sin.”
Chen Xuan: “Also! As the head of the Tosaka family, you don’t even have the courage to skip class, right?”
Toosaka Rin: “Who said that? It’s just skipping classes. It’s not a big deal!”
Toosaka Rin fell into the trap easily.
This situation made Scathach, Yakumo Yukari and others shake their heads.
younger sister!
You are being completely manipulated by the group owner.
You can’t stand it even with just a little provocation.
Not long after, Chen Xuan finally set out on his journey to another world.
However, when Chen Xuan just came into this world, he suddenly felt something rushing towards him.
Then!
A body crashed directly into Chen Xuan’s arms.
Even Chen Xuan, who was caught off guard, was knocked to the ground.
This shows how powerful this person is.
Chen Xuan was also surprised when he smelled the faint fragrance in his arms.
Could it be Esdeath?
Although I also know that once Esdeath falls in love, her image will be completely different from her usual cold and ruthless appearance.
But shouldn’t it be expressed as being so gentle that it’s sickening?
Why did you throw yourself into my arms so directly?
I feel a little embarrassed that you are so proactive!
But soon, Chen Xuan found out that he was wrong.
Because the person in her arms had already begun to whisper sweetly, “Brother Group Leader, long time no see. I missed you so much!”
“Uh…why is it you?”
Chen Xuan finally came to his senses.
Finally, it was confirmed that the person who pounced on him was actually Hancock.
In fact, among all people, Hancock should be the most proactive and enthusiastic one.
Unfortunately, Chen Xuan did not have the courage to study chemistry.
“Why can’t it be me?”
“It’s been so long since we last met, can’t you just say a few nice words to me?”
Just seeing Chen Xuan’s reaction, Hancock pouted and immediately became aggrieved.
His eyes seemed full of resentment.
But Chen Xuan’s heart seemed to be made of iron. “It’s only been a few days since we last met. How could it have taken so long?”
“You said it, a day without seeing you feels like three years!”
Hancock adjusted her posture and sat on Chen Xuan’s stomach.
Chen Xuan could only pat Hancock’s head helplessly, “Stop making trouble! Hurry up and get up, there are still many people here.”
“Anyway, I don’t mind, and I don’t feel ashamed.”
Hancock actually raised her head proudly.
Chen Xuan rolled his eyes immediately, “But others will be embarrassed to death by you!”
For example, Lin Daiyu’s face was so red that it seemed like water could drip out, and she quickly turned her head away.
And Toosaka Rin’s face was also flushed.
It was under such circumstances that I first met the rumored group leader.
Toosaka Rin felt that all her three views were shocked.
On the other hand, Kousaka Kirino is indeed a long-time sister-con guy.
Instead, he seemed very excited.
Not to mention Irena.
Chen Xuan even suspected that this old driver wanted to get closer to observe him closely.
Under Chen Xuan’s persuasion, Hancock finally stood up.
Chen Xuan also breathed a sigh of relief.
Although he could have just thrown Hancock out.
But how could I, who has always been kind and gentle to women, do such a thing?
Just as Chen Xuan stood firm, something unexpected happened again.
Hancock had just left when a blue figure immediately pounced on her, as if it had been planning this for a long time.
Chapter 60: What should be done to usurp the throne? (Five updates) (Old version)
But this time, although Aqua’s action was indeed sudden, Chen Xuan had already reacted.
He simply reached out and pressed his hand on Aqua’s forehead.
Due to the height difference between the two, even if Aqua stretched out her arms and legs, she could not touch Chen Xuan.
This made Aqua look aggrieved, “It’s not fair! Why can Hancock ride on you, but you are the one who stopped me?”
“That was because I didn’t react, okay?”
Who would have thought that after coming to this world, someone would immediately pounce on me!
I was naturally caught off guard.
Although Aqua’s movements were very quick, Chen Xuan was already on guard.
“I don’t care, you’re biased anyway!”
“I want to ride on you too!”
“Don’t forget that you are my believer. How can you refuse to wait for the goddess’ request?”
Aqua cried out loudly in grievance.
For some reason, Hancock’s actions just now seemed to irritate her.
Chen Xuan directly carried the man on his shoulders and slapped him hard several times.
This finally calmed Aqua down.
“It doesn’t seem right to do this kind of thing in front of me, little group leader.”
Esdeath crossed her arms over her chest and said with interest.
Chen Xuan shook his head helplessly, “But I was passive!”
Tornado: “How dare you say such a thing?”
Kousaka Kirino: “So it’s us girls who are actually wrong.”
Irena: “It’s just as you said! Even though it’s just our first meeting, your true nature as a scumbag has already been revealed.”
“Stop it! You scumbag witch, how dare you say that to me?”
Chen Xuan retorted.
Then, before anyone else could speak, Chen Xuan quickly asked, “What’s the situation now?”
“There’s no action yet, so what’s the situation?”
Yakumo Yukari said disdainfully.
Scathach said: “Next, we’d better have a code of conduct.”
This statement was unanimously recognized by everyone.
Including Toosaka Rin, Kousaka Kirino and others who had just joined this group, they were also very interested in participating in the discussion.
only……
Everyone looked at each other for a long time, but no one spoke.
Chen Xuan finally couldn’t help but break the silence, “Why don’t you tell me what the operational charter is?”
“How should I know that!” Kousaka Kirino seemed a little self-deprecating. “I’m just an otaku girl who plays sister-con porn all day long. How should I know how to do something like scheming for power and usurping the throne?”
Irena scratched her head and said, “I’m better at taking advantage of troubled times.”
Wu Zetian suggested: “I started out in the palace, slowly building up my reputation and overthrowing all the power in the court. Finally, I seized power after the emperor’s death.”
Chen Xuan looked at Wu Zetian deeply.
The Wu Zetian from the world of Pesticides of the Dead is of course not the same as the one in the historical dimension.
Wu Zetian in the world of Pesticides of the Dead has been a talented mage since childhood.
However, because his magical powers were too strong, he aroused the vigilance of the royal family and was imprisoned.
Finally, he found an opportunity to escape from captivity and sneak into the palace.
He climbed up step by step, recruited countless talents, and finally ascended the throne.
“Although you are probably the only one among us who has experience in seeking power and usurping the throne, this method is too time-consuming and I don’t think it’s appropriate!”
Chen Xuan rejected Wu Zetian’s suggestion.
Lin Daiyu nodded and said, “We only have ten days.”
The deadline for the task is there, and it is impossible to delay it any further.
In fact, the difficulty of the problem lies in the need to obtain the approval of more than 50% of the subjects.
Otherwise, Chen Xuan would have dragged Esdeath and others to the palace.
Is it really necessary to go through so much trouble to discuss the code of conduct here?
“Forget it, let’s just take it one step at a time!”
Chen Xuan was also desperate. “Anyway, there are only a few things that need to be dealt with: the revolutionary army, the killer organization’s night attack, Minister Ernest, and finally the forces loyal to the empire!”
After removing all these obstacles, we can then deal with them.
But then again, there is good news.
As one of the most victorious generals in the empire, Esdeath is very popular in the court.
Although Esdeath is very cruel to her enemies and kills them at will.
But she was extremely friendly to civilians and often distributed her belongings to her subordinates and the people – after all, money was meaningless to her.
Therefore, Esdeath also enjoys a high reputation among the people.
Logically speaking, there shouldn’t be too many obstacles.
Yakumo Yukari’s expression finally became less lazy. “Who are you going to attack first?”
This time, Esdeath spoke first, “Let’s take a look at those little rats from Night Raid first! Although I’m disgusted by that fat pig of a minister, I’d rather see the one who can push me to my death!”
Since Esdeath had already said this, there was nothing more for everyone to say.
After all, this is Esdeath’s home ground.
Not to mention that in the original timeline, Esdeath was actually killed by Night Raid and the others.
In fact, they are all a little curious!
“In that case, let’s take action immediately!”
Putting the matter of the braking action charter aside, Chen Xuan planned to take people out to open up new land.
ps: Thanks to [@晨星*@] for urging for updates and giving rewards.
Chapter 61 You’re Talking to Me About Science? (Update 1) (Old Version)
Watching Chen Xuan leading them forward as if they had a destination in mind, Toosaka Rin couldn’t help but ask curiously, “Group leader, do you know where those people are?”
“Of course I know!”
Chen Xuan nodded affirmatively.
This confident attitude surprised everyone again.
How should I put it…
It’s really stressful to be with this guy who seems to know everything!
“Don’t get me wrong, although I do know a lot, it’s impossible for me to always know the locations of the assassin organizations!”
“The reason why we know the destination is mainly because of this thing!”
Chen Xuan turned around and explained.
Only then did everyone realize that there was a small paper crane resting in Chen Xuan’s hand, which was emitting a faint fluorescent light.
It also seemed to be guiding Chen Xuan in the direction of progress.
Kousaka Kirino’s eyes suddenly lit up, “How cute!”
Irena’s eyes also lit up. “This paper crane looks great! If it’s packaged a little, it should sell for quite a bit of money!”
“Shut up, you scumbag witch pretending to be a little girl selling hallucinogenic matches!”
Kousaka Kirino’s reaction was at least within Chen Xuan’s expectations.
After all, she is just a little girl!
But Irena’s sigh made Chen Xuan’s face darken.
I know that in order to make money, you can be unscrupulous and have no bottom line.
But as soon as they see something, they start thinking about how to use it to cheat people out of money.
This is a bit too much!
Tornado was a little curious, “Hey, what did the group leader mean by that?”
Lin Daiyu: “That doesn’t sound like a good thing!”
Yakumo Yukari: “Selling hallucinogenic matches? This move is quite cool!”
Toosaka Rin: “The Little Match Girl… This isn’t how the story should be written. Please don’t ruin my childhood!”
Everyone had different reactions and their faces looked a little strange.
Irena, however, placed her hands on her hips and said smugly, “It’s nothing. This is just a tiny fraction of my achievements! But then again, I really did make a ton of money back then. Sure enough, you idiots love this kind of talk!”
The look of being proud instead of ashamed made Chen Xuan speechless.
Chen Xuan stopped and waved his hand.
A ball of lightning that occasionally emitted terrifying electric sparks appeared in Chen Xuan’s hand.
“I think you need electrotherapy!”
Chen Xuan said seriously.
“Don’t joke, I’m perfectly normal!”
Irena was so scared that she hid behind the others.
Although she is indeed a witch, she is quite powerful.
But the witch’s physique is still relatively fragile, and a cold is enough to make her half dead.
If you were hit by such a lightning, you would die in minutes.
“Then shut up! Listen more, watch more, and talk less.”
“Don’t you like being a traveler? You’ve finally arrived in this legendary other world, why don’t you just enjoy the scenery? Stop thinking about making money!”
Chen Xuan dispersed the thunder ball and said unhappily.
Irena remained silent for a moment.
The Witch of Trash still has a strong desire to survive.
Chen Xuan picked up the thousand paper cranes in his hand and said, “This is a Taoist method I just learned recently. I only need to silently recite the name while casting the spell, and I can get the opponent’s location!”
“And this paper crane will also guide us there!”
This is a talisman in the Longhushan system.
With the help of the power of Tongtian Talisman, Chen Xuan can perform it easily.
This explanation made everyone’s eyes light up.
Scathach even exclaimed: “What a wonderful magic!”
“This is Taoism, not magic.”
Chen Xuan corrected.
Yakumo Yukari said, “What’s the difference?”
“Then what’s the difference between you and an ordinary human old woman?”
Chen Xuan retorted sarcastically.
Kousaka Kirino, however, raised her hand and said timidly, “But… there are probably countless people with the same name in the world. Wouldn’t it be possible to make a mistake just by looking at the name? That’s a bit unscientific!”
Chen Xuan glanced at her strangely and said, “Girl, you’re talking to me about science at this time?”
These words left Kousaka Kirino speechless.
Then, under the guidance of the thousand paper cranes, everyone came to a large and beautifully decorated courtyard.
“Is this the base of those rats?”
Esdeath tilted her head and said curiously.
Irena: “Didn’t we say we were a killer organization? And yet they live in such a luxurious place.”
Toosaka Rin: “Looks like he’s not a good guy either!”
“Then you have misunderstood!” Chen Xuan explained: “This shouldn’t be their base, but the place where they are carrying out their mission!”
Even if the people who were responsible for the night attack became more arrogant, they couldn’t brazenly set up their base in a place like this.
Do you want to collectively give away heads?
“Let’s go! Go in and take a look!”
Chen Xuan opened the door easily and everyone walked in one after another.
What’s even more strange is that this beautifully decorated courtyard is silent at this moment.
It seemed as if there was no human habitation at all.
“In the backyard!”
Scathach, who had been silent for a long time, spoke suddenly.
And next.
Everyone saw an extremely shocking scene in the backyard.
Chapter 62: The Correct Way to Open a Depressing Masterpiece (Old Version)
Just as Scathach said, quite a few people had gathered in the backyard of the courtyard.
And they are clearly divided into two sides.
One side seemed to be well-equipped and strong, and was surrounding the backyard.
Several men and women in gorgeous clothes were kneeling on the ground, their faces filled with fear.
Not far away, there were corpses of civilians on the ground.
Their deaths were extremely cruel. It was obvious that they had been abused during their lifetime, and some were even skinned alive.
When this scene appeared in front of Chen Xuan and others, they were truly shocked.
“vomit!”
Toosaka Rin, Lin Daiyu and others couldn’t help themselves and started retching as soon as they saw the corpses.
Even Chen Xuan’s expression didn’t look very good.
It’s not that he hasn’t seen corpses before, he has even killed people with his own hands.
But I have never seen anyone abuse their own kind so cruelly.
If Chen Xuan hadn’t been so concerned about saving face, he might have vomited like everyone else.
“If you feel uncomfortable, don’t endure it!”
Scathach walked to Chen Xuan’s side and said lightly.
Her expression didn’t change at all.
As the queen of the Kingdom of Shadows, the scene before her did not cause the slightest fluctuation in her heart.
Chen Xuan forced a smile. “As expected of a master, you’re unexpectedly thoughtful! I’m very satisfied!”
“You’re still able to talk nonsense, it seems the impact isn’t that big!” Scathach laughed, “But I also like this name.”
“But my goal isn’t to treat you as my mentor!”
Chen Xuan took a deep breath and his eyes became firm.
Then he said to the two parties who had become wary of his group’s presence, “Hello everyone, so many of you gathered here so late at night, are you planning a barbecue?”
“Who are you?!”
Akame asked cautiously.
She is the backbone of the Night Raid Team and the heroine of this world.
It is even the title sponsor of this world.
But she is a little panicked now.
Not only that, because of the appearance of Chen Xuan and others.
More importantly, so many people appeared in front of him, but he didn’t notice any movement in advance.
For a killer, this would be a serious dereliction of duty.
“Help!”
“They are the night raid organization that often kills innocent people. Please save us.”
However, unlike the vigilant night raiders, the men and women in gorgeous clothes who were kneeling on the ground suddenly started shouting.
Lin Daiyu’s face was pale, but she seemed a little reluctant, “Master, how about we…”
But before he could finish his words, Chen Xuan’s face turned cold and he threw out a bolt of lightning.
Amidst a burst of shrill screams, these people were turned into ashes by thunder.
It truly achieved the goal of grinding bones and scattering ashes.
“Don’t judge things by appearances, and don’t rush to express your opinions!”
“Those civilians who were tortured to death were actually the work of these people!”
Chen Xuan said lightly.
The key point is that this family does this purely for fun, not for profit.
That’s even more damnable!
Chen Xuan didn’t want to keep them and pollute his vision.
However, Chen Xuan was happy to take action, but Tatsumi, the son of luck in this plane, was a little confused.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?
I just plucked up the courage and decided to avenge my childhood sweetheart with my own hands!
What about the enemy?
How come it turned gray in an instant!
Tatsumi, who just came out of the village, is still a little naive.
The initial goal was even to join the army and do something big.
It was just here that he encountered a turning point in his life and grew up from then on – his two childhood sweethearts were skinned alive by this family!
The opportunity for the protagonist to grow up is so cruel.
Two innocent cute girls were tortured to death just to make the protagonist realize the reality of this world.
This is the correct way to open a depressing masterpiece!
“The irrelevant people have been dealt with. Now we can have a good chat, right?”
Chen Xuan continued.
However, the expressions of the members of the night attack team were not very good.
Chen Xuan’s move just now had already shocked them.
Ask yourself!
If Chen Xuan attacked them, would they be able to hide?
“What do you want to talk about?”
Akame asked again.
As the leader of the night raid and the only educated person, Najeshitan finally spoke: “Before that, I think it is more important to introduce myself first!”
Chen Xuan suddenly laughed with a malicious smile, “Introduce yourself? I don’t think that’s necessary. After all, you must know some of us!”
After saying that, Chen Xuan turned around and said, “Your Majesty, the future Queen, please come here!”
Queen?!
Could it be… someone from the royal family?
But the little emperor should not be dead yet!
When Najeshitan heard what Chen Xuan said, she couldn’t help but frown again.
But soon, Najeshitan’s face turned extremely pale and her body couldn’t help but tremble a few times.
Because she finally saw clearly the person who walked out of the shadows.
“General Esdeath?!”
Najeshitan’s terrified voice echoed in the courtyard.
Chapter 63 Who’s in favor? Who’s against? (Old version)
As a former imperial general, he also served as Esdeath’s deputy.
Within the Revolutionary Army, no one probably understands the horror of Esdeath better than Najchen.
Najeshitan once admitted that only with more than 50,000 elite soldiers, plus 10 imperial weapon users including Akame, could there be any hope of fighting against this woman.
Of course, no one in the Revolutionary Army took Najeshitan’s words seriously.
Everyone just thought Najeshitan was bragging.
And later facts proved that it was indeed Najeshitan who was bragging.
However, the one being praised was not Esdeath, but the so-called 50,000 elite soldiers and ten imperial weapon users.
In the final battle, even with a million-strong army and ten imperial weapon users joining forces, they were still at a disadvantage.
If we really only send 50,000 elite soldiers, we will probably just be sending ourselves to die.
So now when she suddenly saw Esdeath appear in front of her, Najeshita was actually a little desperate inside.
Once a fight breaks out.
Even if the night attack doesn’t result in total annihilation, they will probably suffer heavy losses!
The other members of Night Raid also became nervous.
Influenced by Najeshitan, they naturally understood the horror of this imperial female general.
This is undoubtedly the strongest person in the empire!
Only the protagonist Tatsumi still looked confused.
Who is this?
Why are you suddenly so nervous?
Is there anyone who can explain this to me?
“Don’t be nervous!” Chen Xuan said calmly, “We are not here to fight you. We are just here to discuss something with you.”
“Oh? With General Esdeath’s personality, she’s actually willing to negotiate with the enemy. That’s truly unheard of!”
Najeshitan said in a somewhat sarcastic tone.
But a cold light flashed in Esdeath’s eyes, “If you want to die, I don’t mind granting your wish!”
Najeshitan was instantly silenced.
Her right hand and right eye were destroyed by Esdeath.
If he hadn’t run fast, the grass on his grave would probably be five feet high.
Chen Xuan also said coldly: “I am willing to give you a chance to negotiate because I think you are not bad people. If you don’t want to cherish it, you can choose to die directly.”
Najeshitan was silent for a moment, and could only say: “Sorry, I was wrong!”
The strength displayed by Chen Xuan was extremely terrifying, coupled with the unfathomable strength of Esdeath.
In addition, there are many people behind the other party.
If a real gunfight breaks out, their night attack tonight will probably be disastrous.
Najeshitan had to endure the humiliation.
“If only I had adopted this attitude earlier, everything would have been fine!” Chen Xuan scoffed, then said, “Actually, my purpose for calling you is simple—I intend to support Esdeath as the successor to the throne! Now that I’ve said it, who’s in? Who’s against?”
After Chen Xuan finished speaking, the whole yard became quiet.
Najeshitan was a little dumbfounded.
Isn’t Esdeath quite loyal to the Empire?
Why are you suddenly trying to seize power and usurp the throne?
“The little emperor seems to be not dead yet?!”
Akame asked the question that was in Najeshitan’s mind.
Chen Xuan shrugged. “It’s not a big problem. It should be soon. Of course, if he is willing to be a King of Peace, that’s also possible!”
“Can you please stop joking like that?”
“Do you think we look like fools and are easy to fool?”
Brand couldn’t stand the weird atmosphere and shouted loudly.
But Chen Xuan immediately raised his head, “So you mean… you object?”
“careful!!!”
Najeshitan’s heart tightened and she immediately reminded him.
It’s a pity that it’s too late.
The space behind Brand suddenly cracked silently and swallowed Brand directly.
Then, the space opened up again.
Brand also reappeared, but this time he was covered in wounds and unconscious.
Scathach and Yakumo Yukari also reappeared behind Chen Xuan, stretching their hands and feet.
The two old ladies teamed up for the first time, but they showed unexpected tacit understanding.
“Maybe this is the advantage of being older!”
Chen Xuan sighed in his heart.
But Scathach and Yakumo Yukari suddenly stopped, “What did you say?!”
Chen Xuan was a little stunned, “Did I say what was really in my heart?”
“I think you did it on purpose!”
Kousaka Kirino added fuel to the fire without hesitation.
Yakumo Yukari also kept grinding her teeth, as if she might rush up and bite Chen Xuan at any time.
Of course, compared to Chen Xuan and the others who were still in the mood to joke, the people from Ye Xi were not in a very good mood.
Although Brand is always gay, he is also very narcissistic.
But his strength is definitely not weak, and the armor-shaped imperial weapon he possesses is famous for its super strong defensive power.
But now he was killed instantly?
Even though it was just a sneak attack, it was still shocking!
Some people couldn’t hold back any longer and planned to take action right there and then.
It was just stopped by Najeshitan.
After all, Najeshitan could see that Brand was only seriously injured and his life was not in danger.
Najeshitan took a deep breath and asked carefully, “What I want to know is why you need our opinions? With your strength, the opinions of the entire Night Raid are just dispensable in your eyes, right?!”
ps: If nothing goes wrong, it should be on the shelves tomorrow.
To be precise, it was in the early morning of the 1st. The free period of this book has actually been delayed for a bit too long.
The reason why it is put on the shelves in the early morning is mainly to facilitate the counting of first orders.
The reason for counting the first orders is to make it easier for the author to decide whether to run away…
Cough cough!
Of course, compared to other authors, I still have a little bit of moral integrity.
Things like abandoning a product before it’s even released generally don’t happen.
Chapter 64: Fighting at the drop of a hat (Old Version)
“I didn’t expect you to be so self-aware!”
Chen Xuan nodded approvingly.
Najeshitan’s face suddenly darkened.
Bullshit self-awareness! I’m just being humble, okay?
Even though you guys are very strong, our night raid won’t be that bad!
Chen Xuan continued, “Indeed, as you said, your opinions are not important at all!”
“It’s just that Esdeath said she wanted to come and see you little mice, so I just asked.”
Little mouse?
Just a question?
Chen Xuan’s words made the people who attacked at night feel deeply humiliated.
What contempt this is!
The resentment and anger of the people could not be suppressed at all.
“A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated!”
“As members of the revolutionary army, we can’t possibly support Esdeath!”
“She’s totally unsuitable!”
Najeshitan said firmly.
But Chen Xuan immediately asked back: “What’s inappropriate?”
Najeshitan opened her mouth, but didn’t know what to say.
strength?
prestige?
There seems to be no shortage of either.
As for public opinion…
It is definitely better for Esdeath to frequently distribute money and property to ordinary people than to frequently kill people and make people panic.
The night raids brought a lot of responsibility to the revolutionary army. They were the ones who always did the dirty work, and their reputation was absolutely terrible.
If it weren’t for the strong sense of justice in my heart and the desire to give the sun and the moon a new look.
They haven’t done this job for a long time!
Chen Xuan smiled. “Whether you can refute me or not is no longer important! But since you choose to oppose me—then I don’t need to be polite!”
Just when Chen Xuan was about to take action.
Yakumo Yukari and Scathach both put their hands on Chen Xuan’s shoulders at the same time.
“My dear group leader, that’s enough. Can you at least leave us some soup?”
There was a hint of resentment in Scathach’s eyes.
Chen Xuan was so frightened that he shuddered violently and exclaimed that women are indeed born actors.
Needless to say, this older woman is simply the queen of the screen!
That sorrow even made Chen Xuan feel as if he had done something very unfair to Scathach.
“Alright! Then I’ll just stand by and watch. That should be okay, right?”
Chen Xuan said helplessly.
“Why didn’t you say that earlier? I’ve been displeased with these guys for a long time!”
But the first to take action was Tornado.
After getting permission, Tornado immediately floated into the air, then used its superpowers to roll up a large house and prepared to smash it down.
Wu Zetian frowned, “There are only a few of us, and we have to share it equally. Don’t go too far!”
“cut!”
Tornado twitched the corners of his mouth, but still threw the house back obediently.
The night raiders were a bit shocked though.
But he was irritated by the other party’s contemptuous tone, which was as casual as hunting.
Instead of choosing to evacuate, they chose to take the initiative to launch an attack.
If they were scared away like this, would they still launch a night attack?
A melee began.
From Scathach to Irena, most people participated in the battle.
Only a small number of people remained standing still.
For example, Toosaka Rin, who was holding two beautiful gems in her hands and had an embarrassed look on her face.
Do you want to join the battle?
Of course I thought so!
I even took out all my remaining resources.
These two gems can be regarded as the last legacy of the entire family.
After all, their family’s magic relies on gems.
What’s happening right now is simply a fight between gods.
Toosaka Rin felt that as a magician with only small arms and legs, she really couldn’t intervene.
Wouldn’t he get beaten up accidentally?
The same is true for Kousaka Kirino.
She had subconsciously hidden behind Chen Xuan, only sticking her head out to watch the fun, and shouting from time to time.
This special effect is much more exciting than any cartoon or special effects blockbuster.
“Aren’t you going to earn some points?”
Chen Xuan asked the remaining people curiously.
Toosaka Rin gave an awkward yet polite smile.
At this moment, could you please stop poking at my wounds?
If I could summon a heroic spirit, would I just sit here and watch silently?
After all, the Heroic Spirit is materialized by the Holy Grail, so I guess there’s no way to bring it to other worlds, right?
Aqua threw another water ball over and said, “Fighting is something so rude that it’s not something I should do as a goddess!”
As for Lin Daiyu, she also said timidly: “I don’t know how to do it!”
Even though she possessed tremendous strength, Lin Daiyu still didn’t know how to fight.
After all, she used to be, not to mention her identity as a noble lady.
He has always been frail and would be out of breath after walking a few steps.
Fighting is something that is destined to happen.
Chen Xuan suggested: “You can learn from Aqua! You don’t have to go up and fight with others, just help interfere with the battle.”
“That’s right!”
Lin Daiyu’s eyes lit up.
Her desire for points eventually overshadowed her shyness.
Lin Daiyu looked around, and finally decisively pulled out an ornamental tree in the yard, then strode back with it.
“What’s going on?!”
Irena was dumbfounded.
Such a beautiful young lady who makes me feel sorry for her actually performed the tree-pulling performance with her bare hands in front of me?
Evil beast!
Are you a man in disguise?!
Chapter 65: Destroy the Night Raid Organization (Old Version)
I sneaked into the Wanjie chat group: Chapter 65: The group destroyed the night raid organization with pictures and text
Lin Daiyu ultimately failed to realize her idea of carrying the tree and rushing forward to provide an assist.
Because the battle ended very quickly, it was a completely one-sided defeat.
Less than a minute had passed, and the night attack organization had stirred up trouble single-handedly, causing panic among officials in the entire imperial capital.
That is the legendary protagonist group.
The group has been declared dead.
The strength levels of both sides are not at the same level at all.
The last scene Chen Xuan saw was Irena knocking Leona unconscious with a broom.
This also made Chen Xuan couldn’t help but raise his eyebrows heavily!
“What’s wrong? Could it be that the little group leader is feeling distressed?”
Esdeath said coquettishly.
She suddenly felt a little unhappy with Leona.
After all, this woman has a big heart, and Esdeath herself feels quite pressured.
Chen Xuan rubbed his nose and said, “I do feel bad, but not for that woman. I feel bad for the broom!”
Esdeath’s expression suddenly became strange, and she seemed to be hesitant to speak.
Kousaka Kirino, who was hiding behind Chen Xuan, suddenly jumped away with a look of horror on her face.
Toosaka Rin’s expression also became extremely strange.
Tornado floated back and asked in confusion.
Kosaka Kirino said in a heavy tone: “You told me that the group owner is a lolita pervert! But why didn’t you tell me that the group owner seems to be a fetish pervert?”
The group was shocked on the spot.
Yakumo Yukari and others dropped the enemies at hand and ran over to watch the inhumane treatment of Chen Quan.
Even Akame, who had lost her fighting ability but was not knocked unconscious, couldn’t help but cast a look of shock and curiosity.
Fetish pervert?
There are actually such people?!
“Don’t tell me nonsense!”
Chen Xuan’s face turned dark.
But Kousaka Kirino put her hands on her hips and said confidently, “We saw it with our own eyes, how could we be talking nonsense?”
“I really didn’t expect the group leader to be this kind of person!”
Toosaka Rin also sighed.
“Tell me what happened!”
Yakumo Yukari’s eyes were so excited that they were almost shining.
Lin Daiyu hesitated, “Is there some misunderstanding here?”
Hancock even said, “Impossible! How could the group leader have such a perverted hobby?”
“Then you’re just questioning me?” Kousaka Kirino said confidently, “I just noticed that the group leader actually has feelings for Irena’s broom. He even said he felt bad for it. If this isn’t a fetish, what is it?”
After Kousaka Kirino finished speaking, everyone’s expressions suddenly became strange.
It really feels a bit like that!
Fetishes generally don’t just involve liking stockings or other clothing.
What the hell is a broom?
As a witch, Irena always carries two things in her hands, a broom and a staff.
Even if you are interested in the staff, we can understand.
About the broom…
It turns out that our experience still limits our imagination!
“I understand!” Tornado suddenly exclaimed, “Have you noticed? Irena often flies on a broom! So…”
As soon as these words were spoken, the way everyone looked at Chen Xuan changed drastically.
Kosaka Kirino: “That’s it!”
Yakumo Yukari: “As expected, there are only perverted ways that I can’t imagine, but there are none that I can’t see.”
Toosaka Rin: “Wouldn’t it be better to just horny people? Why do you have to horny objects?”
Hancock: “Wow, wow, am I even worse than a broom in the group leader’s heart?”
Scathach: “I seem to understand something!”
“You guys don’t understand shit!”
Chen Xuan finally said angrily, “Can you please stop imagining this? The reason I said that is because Irena’s broom is actually alive!”
“Irena’s world is a very strange one. Wands and brooms have their own minds and can transform into human form using magic!”
“Hey, hey, you’re kidding, right?”
Kousaka Kirino, who was originally curious and wanted to touch the broom, was instantly frightened and jumped away.
Toosaka Rin nodded thoughtfully, “If it’s a witch’s trick, it’s not impossible!”
Irena finally realized what was happening and raised the broom. “You’re talking about this? Yeah! The broom is my very good friend!”
“She’s obviously your queen!”
Chen Xuan complained silently in his heart.
So many girls who flirted with the scumbag witch eventually became passers-by.
Only Miss Broom is eternal!
No matter how you look at it, they really are having an affair!
However, Chen Xuan really didn’t want to continue this question, and hurriedly said, “Is everything done?”
“It’s all done! I thought these little rats were so strong, but they turned out to be just a bunch of scum!”
Scathach clapped her hands, looking slightly disappointed.
Esdeath’s face didn’t look very good either.
She couldn’t understand why she died at the hands of such a group of people.
Chen Xuan consoled them, “Don’t overthink it. These people just haven’t had time to cheat yet! And they’ll all be banned for cheating eventually, so there’s no need to regret it!”
ps: The plot of Witch’s Journey suddenly became heavy, and there were settings like parallel time and space, which gave me a headache.
Then, as a virtual viewer, I was also educated by the original fans. There will be more and more heavy plots in the future, and there will be many knives.
There will even be sixteen Irenas from different time and space appearing at the same time, and a lot of them will die.
But I really just want to see the story of the scumbag witch flirting with all kinds of pretty girls!
Chapter 66 Playing Lightning in Front of Me?! (Old Version)
It was obvious that Chen Xuan’s wit did not resonate with anyone.
The same is true for the only veteran gamer among the crowd, Kirino Kousaka.
After all, Kousaka Kirino only plays with those sister-con guys.
And among the sister-con fans, how could there be a ban for cheating?
This made Chen Xuan feel a little embarrassed for a moment.
Esdeath then asked, “Why don’t you let me kill them?”
“They’re just a bunch of pathetic people after all. Why bother? Just keep them!”
Chen Xuan shook his head.
Most of these people embarked on this path of no return because they could not stand the indiscriminate killing of innocent people by the nobles in the imperial capital.
Although Chen Xuan never thought of himself as a good person.
But I don’t want to do something like killing innocent people.
Anyway, if we attack these people at night, they will have no ability to resist at all.
“So next, you don’t want us to send those girls to your room, right?”
Yakumo Yukari said sarcastically.
But Chen Xuan suddenly grabbed Yakumo Yukari’s hand, and then hit her head hard, “Are these obscene things the only things left in your mind?”
Yakumo Yukari, who was beaten, was naturally furious.
Unfortunately, under the power of Imagine Breaker, not to mention other abilities, even her physical strength was compressed to the range of a normal woman.
How could they possibly resist Chen Xuan?
In the end, Yakumo Yukari could only hide aside in a mess with the bumps on her head.
“Next… let’s go to the palace!”
“It’s time to have a good chat with the little emperor!”
After thinking about it, Chen Xuan said.
Naturally, no one else had any objection to Chen Xuan’s decision.
After tying up the night attackers and throwing them back into Esdeath’s mansion, he ordered the guards to keep a strict watch on them.
Everyone went straight to the palace.
Under the leadership of Esdeath, the empire’s strongest fighter, no one dared to stand up and stop them even in the heavily guarded palace.
However, in front of the emperor’s bedroom, several bolts of lightning suddenly struck Chen Xuan and the others.
“Playing lightning in front of me?”
A sarcastic smile appeared on Chen Xuan’s lips.
There was no need for any action at all, and control of the lightning was instantly seized.
Then he smashed back hard along the exact same path.
“Hey, what’s going on?”
Accompanied by exclamations, a burly man led a large number of guards and walked in front of the crowd.
This is Bud, a great general in the empire who is as famous as Esdeath.
It is said that she possesses power comparable to that of Esdeath.
Of course, judging from the final performance, it was all just bragging.
After all, Maine, one of the protagonists, killed General Bud alone.
“Bud! What do you mean by that? How dare you attack me?”
Before Chen Xuan could say anything, Esdeath was already furious.
General Budd said with a stern face, “Esdeath, it’s already late at night. What do you want to do by bringing people to the bedroom?”
“I have something important to report to the Emperor!”
Esdeath said seriously.
“If you have anything to say, let’s talk about it in the morning. It’s already night!”
General Bud once again emphasized the issue of time.
But Chen Xuan sneered, “As an emperor, you’re still concerned about time when handling government affairs? No wonder this empire is getting worse day by day!”
“Asshole, do you have the right to speak here?”
General Bud instantly became furious and cursed.
Upon hearing this, Esdeath and the others raised their eyebrows and looked frosty on their pretty faces.
Even Scathach had drawn her spear and was ready to attack.
Even though they are laughing all day long, they have been slandering Chen Xuan’s reputation.
But it’s okay for people in our group to tease the group owner.
Who the hell do you think you are, to speak to the group leader like that?!
But the girls’ behavior was stopped by Chen Xuan.
Chen Xuan simply said slowly, “I have no right to speak. How can a seemingly loyal minister who actually allowed the empire to decay and fall without stopping it be qualified to speak?”
These words made General Bud’s face turn red instantly.
He knew that Chen Xuan was mocking him.
Because of the empire’s ancestral precept that military generals are not allowed to interfere in government affairs.
General Bud knew that those ministers had been doing evil things.
But they just stood by and watched, turning a blind eye.
He just silently played the role of a tool to protect the emperor’s safety.
This kind of thing is indeed shameful, especially after it is exposed by others.
“Shut up! What do you know?”
General Budd clenched his fists.
Chen Xuan curled his lips. “All I know is that we have to see the emperor anyway! And since you’ve already taken action first, don’t blame us for self-defense!”
As soon as she finished speaking, Esdeath had already used her ultimate move – General Ice Storm.
A large number of cavalrymen condensed from ice and snow gathered together and launched an unstoppable charge.
The Guards led by General Bud, even though they were the most elite troops in the empire, had almost no ability to resist.
“Esdeath, you are betraying the Empire!”
General Bud was shocked and angry.
But at this moment, an indescribable feeling of fear surged into General Bud’s heart again.
The piercing death spear that will surely pierce the enemy’s heart once fired has appeared.
ps: Thanks to [Grand Hyatt] for the monthly ticket.
Thanks to [Sidalin] for the monthly ticket.
Chapter 67 You Are Not Fit to Be the Emperor (Old Version)
At the critical moment, General Bud tried to dodge in a hurry.
But the space around the body suddenly cracked, revealing a space filled with strange pupils.
“What kind of weird imperial weapon is this?!”
General Bud couldn’t help but hesitate, but it was too late.
The spear went straight through the heart.
Such injuries are doomed to be incurable in this world.
General Bud moved his lips, but could not say anything.
Maybe he really didn’t expect it.
After a lifetime of military service, I ended up dying in such a defenseless situation.
“After all, we still have to take action, so why all the nonsense!”
Yakumo Yukari, who joined forces with Scathach and easily strangled General Bud, snorted lightly with a very disdainful tone.
Chen Xuan smiled bitterly, “Not saying anything and just starting the fight is indeed the most efficient, but that would be too boring!”
“Indeed! If all we do is fight, how will we ever have the chance to discover the truth that the group leader is actually a fetishist!”
Kousaka Kirino nodded in agreement.
Chen Xuan rolled his eyes and said, “One more thing, is your account no longer in use?”
“Boss! I was wrong!”
Kousaka Kirino almost knelt down in front of Chen Xuan, “How about I send you all my treasured games as an expression of my most sincere apology.”
“Get lost! Who wants a sister-con game?”
“I’m playing all the real-life versions!”
Chen Xuan glanced at Hancock and others, then snorted coldly.
Kousaka Kirino was suddenly a little hurt.
As a veteran sister-con, the moment she saw Hancock and Tornado, she couldn’t control her wits and wanted to go up and get close to them.
Unfortunately, the truth is cruel!
Tornado is a legal loli, with the appearance of a loli and the heart of a queen.
Facing a girl who wanted to be her sister, Tornado was already very considerate by not praising Kousaka Kirina directly.
Hancock is also extremely arrogant.
Naturally, Kousaka Kirino often suffered setbacks in front of the other party.
Putting aside Tornado, Hancock is really too obedient in front of her, right?
Kousaka Kirino felt that she had been deeply traumatized, as if she was crying blood.
Why don’t I have such a lovely sister!
Ignoring Kousaka Kirino’s defeated attitude, Chen Xuan kicked open the door of the emperor’s bedroom.
In the dormitory, the little emperor was already trembling with fear, and the noise outside naturally could not be hidden from him.
Even with the protection of General Bud, he still felt terrified.
But now when he saw that the people pushing the door in were all strangers, the little emperor felt even more frightened.
But at this moment, the little emperor finally saw a familiar face and was immediately overjoyed. “Esdeath, are you here to protect me?”
“Protecting the emperor?!”
Esdeath had a strange expression on her face.
What I’m about to do now is obviously the opposite of protecting the emperor, right?!
“Wrong!” Wu Zetian said coldly, “We are here to seize power and usurp the throne!”
Among these people, Wu Zetian is definitely one of the most ruthless.
After all, politicians have dirty hearts.
“Plotting to usurp the throne?!”
The little emperor’s eyes widened instantly and his body trembled even more violently.
Chen Xuan hurried forward and said, “Don’t be afraid, it’s not as serious as they say. We just want to discuss something with you!”
“Whatever it is, just tell me, I will definitely satisfy you.”
The little emperor spoke repeatedly as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw.
Chen Xuan’s smile grew even brighter. “It’s nothing! First, we must clarify a basic point—the empire is increasingly declining under your rule. You should admit this.”
The little emperor looked a little unhappy.
It is indisputable that resistance movements are raging and becoming increasingly intense everywhere.
But you said it so bluntly, it’s really hurtful!
Under normal circumstances, the little emperor would have ordered someone to come up and drag Chen Xuan down to be beheaded.
Unfortunately, the situation was stronger than him, and the little emperor could only force a smile and say, “Indeed!”
Chen Xuan nodded, “That means you are indeed not fit to be the emperor!”
The turn of the topic was so big that it made the little emperor’s brain short-circuit.
So what you just said was just to pave the way for this sentence?
“Is that so? Say something!”
Chen Xuan urged unhappily.
“Yes…yes!”
Under pressure from Chen Xuan, the little emperor had no choice but to grit his teeth and admit it.
As for what he was cursing in his heart, Chen Xuan had no right to care.
Chen Xuan simply continued, “If that’s the case, then why are you still clinging to the throne? Why not abdicate as soon as possible and let someone more capable take over?”